I'm sorry I can't be the son, nephew, uncle, or brother
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm sorry I can't be the son, nephew, uncle, or brother you always wanted.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I can't be the Uncle/Dad that my son deserves
I'm sorry I post bananas in ylyl threads.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I don't respect your failure ass of a self, dad.
>>702859465
No ur not.
>>702859278
I'm sorry i was a fucking cunt on friday, and i'm sorry i swept it under the rug and pretended it never happened.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I tried to show you that someone really does care.
I'm sorry I'm fucked up... I can't help that. I'm sorry I probably annoy you. I'm sorry that I'm never good enough. I love you.
>>702859278
It's not really my girlfriend. It's just a girl from facebook. We're not even friends on facebook. I'm so lonely.
I'm sorry I didn't see it coming.......
The blood
The knife you came in with
I had no fucking clue
Little did I know it would haunt me the rest of my life
I wish we'd never have met
I'm sorry for obliterating a golf club, and then exiting the club like nothing happened.
>>702859465
unforgivable
>>702859465
failed out of college, sorry mom and dad for wasting those years despite all the financial support you gave me :(
>>702859278
youre a faggot op, anyone in this thread taking it seriously is a faggot too, fuck off
I'm sorry for making you give me your watch, I ended up selling it anyways.
Sorry I'm so fuckin cool. O wait no I'm not.
I wish I had died. I killed so many people to stay alive, and I'm so useless.
>>702860106
I'm sorry you feel that way.
i'm sorry I came in my son.
>>702860280
wut
I'm sorry I broke up 2 marriages because I like to sleep with married women.
>>702860226
tell stories
I'm sorry for not reacting to you and your new boyfriend. Truth is I don't give a shit and he looks like a little bitch.
>>702860415
He probably is...lolz
I don't feel sorry for anything I have done.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for having sex with you even though I knew you were under 18 it wasn't till the sheriff's called that I knew you were 14.
>>702860382
Story?
>>702860106
Looks like /r9k/ spilled over.
>>702860487
Looks like a cuck if I ever saw one
>>702860539
Same.
I've stolen so much and cheated and scammed people out of a lot and don't feel bad about it - i'd feel bad if I got caught..
I'm sorry that I don't understand how you feel and can't understand the words you use to convey those feelings
>>702860543
Rob Lowe?
>>702859278
I'm sorry that you want me to owe up to your mistakes. I'm sorry that I sometimes don't have the patience to accept that I needed to be an adult before I was a child. I'm sorry I can never look you in the eyes anymore. I'm sorry you thought I wouldn't remember. I'm sorry that one day I will walk away from this, and you will never see me in your life ever again.
I'm sorry I never asked to be born. I'm sorry I didn't let myself die when I had the chance. I'm sorry, but sometimes I don't think I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I put down all your approaches. I really do like you back, but you're too good for me. I'm a complete piece of shit and you're perfect.
Sorry I fucked your sister.
Sorry brother for stealing the right control and numpad 0 key caps from your PC in high school you know how runescape can make us all rage
Sorry for overthinking.
>>702859278
Im sorry for playing with your emotions and generally playing games, i always suspected you would do it first like every other woman ive had in my life so i attacked preemptively. You dont know and even if i confessed you wouldn't believe me because you still truly believe im a good person and not a half alienated sociopath who surfs a manga inspired imageboard in his free time. But because of that im going to do my best to change things because i know that you truly do care even if you don't know how to show it and i do care even if i don't know how to show it.
Im sorry I was born as a failure for this life
>>702859278
Sorry about your panties Sam.
Ive been blowing my load on them for about 2 years now. Hope you can forgive me.
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
I'm sorry your name is Jason and you're such a fucking cuck your wife fucks me instead of you, you fat cunt.
>>702859465
Unforgivable
>>702859278
I'm just sorry for everything. I really am.
>>702860539
Careful with all those edges
I'm sorry I fucked you over so many times.
>>702862371
>tfw my name is Sam and I'm a guy.
>tfw I know a guy who would blow loads on my panties :(
I'm sorry for giving my best friend shrooms with reoccurring schizophrenia in his family. I was a fucking moron for not checking before hand
>>702860188
Joe?
>>702862744
No edge here I'm just an emotionless asshole.
>>702862768
Fuck you
>>702860539
The closest is feeling sorry for someone to be so stupid to get taken advantage of. I mean, shit that works on most other people I would see from 10 miles away
>>702862849
Kek fuck you Sam!
>>702859278
I'm sorry for knocking your teeth out on the playground, Margaret.
I am sorry for pretending to be a retarded shilling Hillary supporter, and making people hate her
>>702863125
Fuck you steve.
Dear homeless druggie living in the woods down the street,
I am sorry for smashing your stash of needles and lighting your rotting mattress on fire.
>>702863125
Edgy :^)
>>702859278
I'm sorry you hung yourself. You didn't even really know if you were going to get as fucked over as you may have thought in the end. But it was obviously a mistake judging by the claw marks and shit. I'm so sorry, I wish I listened when you tried to tell me in so many words. I hope it gave you some kind of fucking peace, better than the oxys.
I'm sorry OP is an enormous fag
>>702859441
Did you... did you get cuckolded and have your kid stolen by your own brother?
im sorry im such a terrible wife. i keep saying the same things over and over but i can see in your eyes that you are starting to not believe me. you show your emotions differently than I do so its hard for me to tell, but im beginning to see how much I hurt you on a daily basis. i aabsolutely adore you, but for some reason I turn into this horrible vicious person sometimes, im so sorry.
I'm sorry I broke your face with a handful of rocks.
>>702862876
That's hardcore, bruh.
sorry for using your dildo mom.
>>702859278
i cheated on my gf 3 times!
I'm sorry for being too disappointing I just don't have the same interests as you mom/dad/uncle/aunt
>>702859278
bó, nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime a bheidh, moooooooo ginearálta mar fhreagra
>>702859278
i cheated in yu-gi-oh when i was 13
>>702863566
just try to be better anon. its all you can do.
>>702863801
you motherfucker
>>702859465
Fuck you alex
Im sorry I didnt bust one in your rather ill fitting gash.
Im sorry I didnt come over on thanksgiving but I wasnt ready to meet your son, I just wanted tail.
Im sorry I pissed in your mouthwash and brushed my asshole with your toothbrush.
I'm sorry I gave you your first shot. I realize you would have had her do it anyway, but I really fucking regret it. I'm sorry, it was the worst mistake I made. You were awesome, and beautiful. It wasn't fucking worth it. No high is worth what you've been through. I know it's not me, but I'm sorry I ever helped.
>>702863566
It's not hard to be nice to someone.
All you have to do is find out what they want.
>>702863686
Is it hardcore to have no one in my life beacuse I don't care about anyone? I have no friends my family doesn't talk to me. I haven't even felt a hug from another person in years.
>>702859278
Im sorry im a boring ass person. Im sorry that I snitched on people for drugs. Im sorry that I care too much about one person's well being. Im sorry that Im not so fun to be around. Im sorry that Im a white person in a 1st world country complaining about something so useless.
>>702863742
>mooooooooo
Thats what your mother said
I'm sorry I've let you down time and time again. I know I've broken many promises, I've taken advantage of you, and I've failed you. I'm a disgrace to our name. Mom, dad, and brothers.
>>702863801
So like, a year ago?
>>702863951
same way, I have a wife at least who can laugh at dog torture videos or do some fluffy role playing, but dealing with other people is just work. Pretending to care about what they say long enough to be around them
Nah. Not sorry for shit. They deserved it
>>702863996
Kek.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for making "reply to this post your your mother will die in her sleep tonight" posts. It's just so satisfying to be devilish.
>>702859278
Thank you OP. Never got to say so
E of this shot, ever.
I'm sorry I started the reply to this post or you mom dies meme.
>>702863951
If you were the emotionless bastard you say you are, you wouldn't mention that you haven't felt a hug in years. It shows you want and miss that connection. Turns out you aren't what you present yourself to be. Nothing wrong with that.
My deepest sorrows. When I was seven, I chased my sister around the kitchen throwing knives at her because she refused to feed me. She ran to her room crying and I followed her in, begging her not to tell on me. She never did.
I'm sorry I didn't spend more time with you before you died. I'm sorry I made you cry that one time. I'm sorry i'm that worthless pathetic ass excuse for a son. I'm sorry that I hate your wife even though she's my own mother. I'm sorry most of all for giving you the cold shoulder, just becase you were old. You didn't deserve it.
Sorry yotsuba for posting your r34
Im sorry i am white /thread
>>702864386
Maybe your right. But I'll never really know beacuse I don't give a fuck about having any kind of relationship with another person. I must rather just be by myself.
I'm sorry I left. You were a good fucking friend, and when you needed me most, I fucked up. You taught me so much about life, how to not end up dead in this game. I never meant any disrespect, and I'm sorry your family ended up catching so much shit in the end. I wish I could have stopped you before you hit your jackpot fuck up.
>>702864459
Also, one time I was on vacation and I stole a stray cat from a Mexican family that was feeding it. I told them it liked me better. I apologize to those who were struck by this.
>>702863566
I believe he will forgive you, if you just post a pic of your tits in this thread.
>>702863371
We all are, anon, but nothing can stop it.
>>702862409
Uwu
I'm sorry I slept with him, he is yours and you belong together. I just wish you'd appreciate him. I'm sorry that I don't regret it like I should.
I'm sorry that I would do it again in a heartbeat.
I'm fucking sorry for the way I hate you because of how you treat him, you bitch
>>702864872
Another time when I started homeschool in 5th grade, I skipped doing any schoolwork for 6 years. Only got caught my sophomore year. Sorry parents.
I'm sorry we couldn't save you, Miguel. #RIP
I'm sorry I pushed that kid into the gorilla enclosure and got everyone worked up over a monkey.
>>702865254
Also, that one time I was caught watching lesbian porn was awkward. You probably should have expected it though. Sorry anyways mom.
I'm sorry I raped you.
im sorry for denting that parked car and just driving away
>>702859278
I started talking about Jim Gaffigan so my best friend put a gun to his head as a joke and pulled the trigger without realizing it was loaded.
You are all loved by someone. Forgive yourselves for your mistakes and do something good with your lives. Peace.
I'm sorry you came to us for help, last week. I'm sorry we couldn't do more but you wouldn't let us. I hope you got what you wanted, in the blackness and peace. I'm sorry you gave up so hard.
>>702863742
>cow, when dealing with a sound logic, the general response moooooooo
yes
>>702865461
did the person press charges on you?
I'm sorry I let my selfishness get the best of me and our friendship. Its probably too late for an apology and it's too late to fix the only relationship I cared out. I'm sorry for hurting you, you didn't deserve it.
>>702859278
i'm sorry to my family for spending years distancing myself from them and ultimately becoming strangers to my mom dad and sister by being a top-lvl weeaboo.
>>702865477
He shouldn't of been playing with a gun. It's his own fault he is gone now.
>>702865477
Natural selection
>>702865254
They obviously never gave a fuck about your education. But you will be sorry if you don't educate yourself. The schooling never ends, /b/ro...
Im sorry for killing all those whores in London
Sorry for calling most of you guys retarded. I know autistic is preferred
>>702865423
And I'm also sorry for shoving you, running away, and calling the cops because you didn't let me hang out with friends. That one was bad. Thanks for still loving me.
>>702865711
Life is just that random. You usually don't see it coming. I didn't.
>>702863702
you still with her?
>>702865750
I'm sorry I lied about being sorry for killing all those whores in London
>>702865570
I'm sorry I actually know what you're talking about.
Sorry i jerked off while you were aleeping in your bed, and using your hand to do it.
Sorry for watching you pee all those times, or looking up your skirt all thise times.
>>702865806
There was also a time when I was in first grade. I stole from the teacher and then framed a girl named Jennifer by putting the box of gum in her desk. I never got caught. Sorry Jennifer.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for stealing this dubs
>>702859278
I am sorry for calling my best friend names. Specifically 'meme daddy'. That was not nice of me.
I'm sorry
>>702866135
Thats harsh man. Are you going to fess up and do the time? Wtf is the statute of limitations on this shit?
>>702859278
sorry for cheating on my girlfriend.
sorry for counterfeiting my bachelor degree and polishing my c.v.
I’m sorry for the times that I left you home
I was on the road and you were alone
I’m sorry for the times that I had to go
I’m sorry for the fact that I did not know
That you were sitting home just wishing we
Could go back to when it was just you and me
I’m sorry for the times I would neglect
I’m sorry for the times I disrespect
I’m sorry for the wrong things that I’ve done
I’m sorry I’m not always there for my sons
I’m sorry for the fact that I'm not aware
That you can’t sleep at night when I am not there
Because I'm in the streets like everyday
I'm sorry for the things that I did not say
Like how you are the best thing in my world
And how I'm so proud to call you my girl
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
>>702866435
I understand that there are some problems
And I am not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show
If I can't apologize for being wrong
Then it’s just a shame on me
I’ll be the reason for your pain and you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
im sorry for beating the shit out of a wanna be thug kid in my neighborhood, whether he deserved it or not, I wasn't the fucking sheriff or something, and he never harmed me directly.
>>702866506
Is that your way of apologizing for being a faggot?
>>702866135
Probably the last one, but when I was an eagle scout and we had a model boat race, I threw a fit because my blowing skills were inadequate . Sorry troop mates and parents.
>>702866668
I was robbed.
I'm sorry. I thought I knew what you wanted, what you needed, but I might have been wrong. I can only spend the rest of my life making it to you. I'll never let you down again.
>>702866673
Nah, you did the right thing. Had to deal with a fucker like that back in 8th grade, 2002. Guy was a menace, and the faculty didn't do anything about it.
I'm sorry for being an asshole to you all in school, when I didn't realise you all weren't out to get me. Now I have no friends or contact to a single woman until I'm out of Uni. I'm not even done with hs
>>702859278
I'm sorry you're such a faggot OP
>>702859278
I'm sorry for never taking the initiative, always hiding my true feelings, and not being the boyfriend you and I both wanted me to be.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for being such a insecure "faggot" virgin
Sorry if it seemed like all I was trying to do was fuck when I only wanted to talk to you and maybe see you again.
>>702859278
Op's mom
I'm sorry I told a newfag how to triforce
>>702859278
I'm sorry thread is dying OP
>>702869044
It's okay. It dies, I die...we all die.
i'm sorry, we both were drunk, i told you next morning that you were the one who took the initiative but actually... you were unconscious and i raped you; i know this should never happen but i was a kid; this destroyed our family. If i could go back in time, i would not do it.
>>702869322
greentext right now!
I'm sorry I can't control my emotional flaws, and how it usually results in you guys being hurt.
>>702859278
Sorry I couldn't fix you Nicole. I'm sorry if Andy isn't making you happy. I'm sorry all it would take is an apology from you to make me make myself miserable trying to make you smile again.
Don't you dare fucking apologize though.
I deserve better than you.
Sorry for actually loving you lmao
I'm sorry I broke your arm in 3rd grade cole, I truly didn't mean it and for some reason thought putting more force into my tag would make me tag you faster. I wasn't a smart child.
>>702859836
>>702859874
gonna need a story
>>702859278
sorry I came inside
Sorry for not picking up on your subtle mind games and passive aggressive behaviour. Maybe one day we'll grow up and be together again, and actually make it work this time. Goodnight :^)
>>702859278
I'm sorry for continually taking her from you. You're just not up to our class as both wealthy and powerful people. Hopefully some day your blue collar ass will see the light and let destiny come true without your... Interruptions. I'm sorry for the multiple hit men. I'm sorry for literally boobytrapping my place as I expect your presence. I'm sorry you just can't take a god damned hint. She's not just your princess. She is mine as well. I'm sorry you never got past those hipster years and kept the mustache. She's told me she hates it and that's why you've only ever been kissed in the cheek. Friend zoned for life man. Just move on. I'm sorry you don't take the money I leave around to find another girl. I'm sorry I have to spell this out for you. I'm sorry your princess is always, always in another castle.
-Bowser
I'm sorry I didn't text you like I kept on considering Matt. Now you're gone..
im sorry for being a jerkface creep that lied about who i am
>>702870656
Fucking gold
I'm sorry I couldn't keep you passionate and you left me. Not really but if there's anything wrong I did in the relationship it was that. Have a nice life bitch, I hope your criminal boyfriend can keep you happy lol
>>702870976
Cuck
>>702870366
Friend said that if I could hit a golf ball over a shack he would give me the content of his wallet. Like a rational human being, I accepted, and after realising that there was no chance if I took it from the floor I placed it on a wooden post next to me. I baseball swung at the ball and... misjudged the height, hitting the post with full force and halving the club. Tried hammering one half into the other with a brick, worked to a degree until too much pressure was applied and the club snapped again. Just an FYI, I think I may be retarded.
>>702859278
Sorry I created this world of endless disappointment for all of you, and sorry I created a cyclical incarnation flow to insure you never leave.
I'm sorry I can't forget how lonely you make you feel... I'm sorry I couldn't be a better brother... I'm sorry I haven't been able stop drinking... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I smashed you into a jeep and still haven't fixed you. I hate looking at you ever since then
Im sorry I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom.
>>702859278
I am sorry that for a brief moment I considered voting for HIllary Clinton.
>>702863702
3 times? I cheated on mine with 5 separate girls now over the course of 2 years. Why am I too much of a coward to break up with her?
>>702859836
ow the edge
A friend and I lured a man into the woods where we beat him with a hammer and fire extinguisher.
He got away, our intent was to kill him.
Cops got involved, but in the end our lies were what made us the victors against the victim.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I touched you there at 4 months old. I didn't know any better at 13 and my libido got the best of me.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable when I tried to kiss you while barely knowing you. I'm not a scumbag. I was just caught in the moment.
Sorry I used and manipulated you. Thought it would keep you around.
I'm sorry I lied. I can't take it back, but I'm a different man now. I never thought people could change until I felt it happen. Fuck
>>702872196
Was this you?
>>702859278
im sorry i stole a black and a red sharpie from Walgreens
>>702859836
Fuckin homo
>>702859278
I'm sorry for being such a lazy dad to my kids.
Just sitting in the computer and never paying attention. I'm sorry I yell at you and get mad when things don't end up how they should end up.
I'm not mad at you kids nor your mother. I'm mad at me.
I'm really sorry.
>>702859278
> Mrs. ____ sorry I stalked you. I was an omega male (social anxiety) and the only way I could relate to women sexually was through stalking. You were a good teacher and didn't deserve it.
> ____ sorry that I beat you up for that minor provocation. I over-reacted.
> Dear masseuse. Sorry that I raped your ass. I did it to improve myself and, while it worked well for me, I am sorry that you had to suffer for it.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I killed your cat and told you I lost it.. It really was an accident I loved him I was just so ashamed..
I'm sorry for being a creepy, obsessed borderline stalker Allyx and Bec.
I just wanted to feel like someone cared about me and fixated on to you. It wasn't really about you, but you paid a price for it and I'm sorry that I did that to you.
>>702863284
nigga im from troit that shit fucked up man you dont do that shit goddamn fucks wrog wit you
>>702872157
Im sorry that society makes you apologize for natural sexual urges
>>702863558
He fucked his sister dude, c'mon
>>702859278
Former Mormon missionary here.
Let me offer apologies for walking around your neighborhood, knocking on your door and giving you my ridiculous sales pitch about how you should read that shitty book, wear magic underwear, give 10% of your money to my organization, and stop drinking coffee.
I knew it wasn't true, but was too scared to stand up for myself and it was easier to annoy you.
I'm sorry for those I actually converted into the magic underwear cult . . . I hope you found your way out.
>>702863558
He banged his sister.
I'm sorry..
I want to be there for you I want to do everything in the world for you but I can't. I will try my best, but I'm sorry if my best isn't good enough. I'm sorry I'm a complete failure. I'm sorry I can't do better. I just want you to be happy, and I'm sorry if I can't even do that. I won't give you up I promise I will fight for you. but I'm sorry if I fail.
>>702859278
stol'turbeersdaddyosorry
>>702863965
>snitched on people for drugs
you the reason isis exists man
I'm sorry I'm not the son you wanted me to be.. I'm working on some things momma...
>>702859278
i got a bunch of anons to troll this girl pretty hard today, she got scared begged us to stop
> didnt stop ofcourse
> yep i feel like a dick now
>>702872850
> touching a 4 month old
> natural
Thanks for imparting your great wisdom, retard.
I trolled threads with a really old meme. Here's my apology video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I'm sorry I hurt you. I didn't want to, but she loves me... and I love her. I wish I could tell you, but you were too angry to listen.
>>702864580
YOU FUCK
Sorry I'm so pathetic I will try to work on it.
I apologize for being so out of touch and for not being able to make you feel better when I had the chance
I'm sorry for hurting you, and I hope we can move past it and give it another shot one day. I'll always have a place in my heart for you. I miss you.
I'm sorry I peed on your stuff because I don't like you
>>702862371
I'm sorry I know you evan. Rofl.
>>702864490
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure that if he could hear you he would forgive you. Growing up is tough. Everyone wants to know who you are when you yourself don't even the know. Whatever your parents did back then to give you those resentful feelings were unintentional, but it still happened.
No fault can ever fall on solely one person. Everyone has to be sorry or ready to kove on to fix a problem.
I'm sorry I kept going, even when you begged me to get off.
I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment as a son. You don't have to keep calling if you don't want to. It's actually painful to have to come up with stuff to talk about, since I'm not really doing anything.
I'm sorry I fantasize about your best friend and have even planned on acting on those fantasies. I'm sorry I flirt with other girls when you aren't around. I'm sorry I lost your ring.
All you fags with parent issues are making me feel good I don't have a fuck up relationship. I'm sorry to all you anons who have fucked up relationships with their parents.
OP here, going to say something I've been meaning to for years.
Korea, I'm sorry I treated you so poorly the first months I was living there. I'm sorry that I kept comparing you to Japan and thinking you were inferior to them because I was such a huge, relentless weeaboo. I'm sorry I didn't love and appreciate your culture the way I should have from the start, and I'm sorry I focused on learning Japanese instead of becoming fluent in Korean with all the time I had there. I was young and stupid, but mostly stupid. I'm sorry I didn't work harder to stay there and actively contribute to the community, and I'm sorry I had such an insular point of view for the majority of my time. I live everyday full of regret now.
I'm so, so sorry. As far as I'm concerned, Dokdo IS yours, and it's the East Sea.
>>702872624
Feels /b/ro.
I am sorry I am not the son you wanted me to be. Growing up, you'd always call me smart, but as I entered high school and eventually community college that I wasn't anywhere near where you had always wanted me to be. Sub-par grades, shitty job.
Sorry for not being the normal son that you had wanted, sorry for being attracted to children. Sorry for preparing to end it all the moment you will eventually find out when my door gets a knock.
I'm sorry I never protected you like a big brother should. I'm sorry I spent so much time fighting with you and berating you for the tiniest things. I'm sorry I didn't notice your cries for help. I'm sorry I never told you I was sorry. I'm sorry I can't bring you back.
I'm sorry I didn't leave her for you. I'm sorry I let cognitive dissonance fill me with negativity and drive you away. I'm sorry I let myself ruin what we could have had. I'm sorry I convinced myself I loved her anywhere near as much as I loved you. I'm sorry I figured this out far, far too late. I'm sorry I can't stop feeling sorry for myself. And I'm sorry I can't give up on trying to tell you I'm sorry.
>>702872157
>>702872850
>pic related is for both of you.
>>702873307
Well said.
>This thread
>>702866873
I'm sorry that I got too attached, it was just so comfortable and easy being with you.
And I'm sorry that I'm doing it all over again.
>>702875843
It very much is my fault, at least partly.
Im sorry i was so inconsiderate inconsiderate our relationship. I am sorry for not treating you the way you deserve.
Sorry I'll never in your eyes, dad what you wanted me to be. Sorry you wanted a football player or a "tough guy" but all you ended up with was a cancer ridden kid. I know you say you love me but it's hard for me to think that because I'll never be anything you wanted. Sorry for staying locked in my room all the time, it's not your fault I just don't like going out much because of the stares I feel or the low self esteem . Sorry dad that I pretty much ignore you but I pretty much gave up on trying some days. I'm...I'm just sorry
I'm sorry I read this thread
>>702876407
Holy shit
>If we are what we eat huh?
>I need pointers from you kid, I bet you've seen more vaginal lips than an OBGYN the week after spring break.
I'm sorry I fucked your aunt and smoked all your meth.
>>702876407
I'm sorry I read that bitch ass shit.
>>702859278
I'm so sorry for not knowing about the Jews sooner in life.
I'm sorry I ever came on 4chan.
A decade later and I'm still here.
What a sorry sorry excuse for a man.
Thanks 4chan.
Thanks, /b/.
>>702876717
I'm sorry for that too.
>>702876825
>>702876915
Literally talk about how I never lived up to what my dad wanted me to be and get called pretty much a bitch, cool I guess
>>702873001
Thank you Anon.
>>702859278
I apologize for how I have been to myself.
>>702877463
I'm sorry for the fappening.
4chan has suffered under everlasting summer ever since.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I procrastinated on my book report in grade school.
I apologize for amounting to nothing, and the pain I will cause my family when I decide to off myself.
>>702859278
been cheating on my gf with random junkies on the street. i pay them 10 bucks, they jack me off and suck on my balls maybe until i cum. don't know their names, they don't give a fuck, i do it because sex with her has gotten stale
paid a spanish tranny to jack me off, he/she pressured me into letting it suck my cock with a condom on. i said sure whatever, lo and behold it snuck the condom off midway through. came down it's throat by accident, found out i had no condom on and threw it out of my car. i may or may not have the herp or something worse now. i'll find out in a month or so i suppose. all good so far.
so yeah. that i'm sorry for.
I am sorry that I didn't end it sooner, you deserved to move on without me clawing you back.
I'm sorry I fucked your mother.
Because if I didn't you wouldn't exist, and I'd be happy....well....not happy....but I wouldn't be paying child support....and I wouldn't have to worry about whether or not you're actually mine and I wouldn't want to bounce your mother's head off the fuckin pavement a couple of times for showing up to court the day I get thrown in jail with her faggot ass boyfriend and her dumb trashy ass shit tattoos like whoever the fuck did them knew they were going on a walking garbage can's skin so they made sure it looked like amateur graffiti because you're not worthy of having anything decent looking on you because there's nothing decent at all about you.
I'm sorry your mother's such a piece of shit and I was ill prepared for supporting and raising you. I'm sorry you exist, I literally had your grandmother ready and set to drive your mother to have you aborted but your mother changed her mind at the last minute after leaving her alone with some faggot I used to chill with's mom for no more than an hour.
I'm sorry I specifically had a conversation with your mother detailing how I didn't want to have a kid with any woman until I was financially stable enough to support it and yet the bitch still chose to have you as if creating an entire other life that never did anything to her was somehow payback for not wanting to be everything she's ever wanted and more.
I'm sorry your family's a bunch of ignorant segregated retards. That's not their fault, their community does that shit to em and their just too gullible to see through it.
I'm sorry for all the people who are going to try to put you down or who will succeed at being a negative presence in your life, they are enemies made by either me or my family or your mother and her's and believe me when I say if they weren't there due to us, society would have found another reason.
I'm sorry you're short, you're probably going to be, and I know I was never a fan so good luck with that.
I'm sorry for abandoning my little brother making him cry. When I should have been walking him to (kindergarten)class.....I can still hearing crying my name...
>during school break, see one guy trying to upset another guy next to bathroom
>chk'd the guy doing the fouling from behind
>during another school break, two guys try to ambush me and my buddy
>after one guy gets physical, lead him on a high speed chase thru midday traffic downtown.
>guy chickens out then calls himself a bitch.
>>702877591
fuck your dad
if you're pussy hurt because of some stupid shit like that I hate to tell you what life is really like.
>>702877591
Your dad will get over it, he won't get over you being a little bitch about it. Man the fuck up and go get a job you fuckin hippy.
>>702878550
Some of us actually respect and look up to thier father's and want to be like them. It hurts me because I don't think this cane out right but when I said cancer ridden I meant actually having cancer. It pretty much fucked me up to where I can't do much. I grew up wanting to be like my dad and soon realized I never could be. It just hurts cause I just wish on some days he didn't have to settle for second best
>>702859814
Wew lad. Watch those feels.
<hungry and tired from work, spot a place to camp at the front of a church
>two bums mug me while prone, one guy sits on my face
>talking thru the guy's ass, manage to convince them both my pants are worthless and to leave me alone.
>they're convinced that my paycheck is missing as well but they are left scrounging pennies from the floor
>>702859278
I'm sorry I slapped that tortilla out of your hands.
>>702878405
Sorry if this wasn't copy pasta.
It soon will be!
>ask a coworker if she would enjoy time together and she agrees to meetup at her place
>she tries convincing me to get high and have a three some as her girlfriend from school is also her share bear.
>deny all her requests but one night pretend to encroach her anus but instead dry nut inside her vagina.
I'm sorry that it's easier for me to confess my feelings to a bunch of anonymous strangers in a temporary thread than it is for me to tell you.
You deserve the truth, and I want you to know how I really feel, but you scare me. I've invested a lot of emotion in you, most of which you're not aware of because I try to play it cool, and I'm scared that the depth of my feelings for you would make you want to leave.
I apoligize for all the awkward moments, wish i was more aware.
I'm sorry I wasn't the son you wanted.
I'm sorry I was a terrible boyfriend
I'm sorry for asking too much of you
I'm sorry I apologize to you so much
I'm sorry I don't eat as much as you want me to
I'm sorry I'm such a fuck up
I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me most
I miss you so much Lizzy
>>702879978
>she was such a cumslut she thought she was getting knocked up but wasn't!
>>702859278
>I'm sorry I recorded the superbowl without the express written consent of the NFL
I'm a monster
>>702859278
I'm so fucking sorry john for all the stupid shit i've put you through and made you endure. I was just being a prick at the time, and was just pissed at everything in general. I hope one day you'll forgive me for all the shit you had to deal with because of me.
Bailey, I'm sorry for leaving you at home senior year to go to college. I'm sorry for not realizing that letting Dad's crazy girlfriend would drive you out of our home on a cold dark night and you'd never come home. I'm sorry that you probably died scared and alone in the wilderness, convinced that I and the rest of our family had turned our backs on you. I'm sorry that for all that, I don't have the guts to strangle the bitch who killed you to death because I can't spend the rest of my life in jail. I hope, wherever you are, you know that I would do anything to be there that night and protect my best friend...
>>702880549
You fucking animal!
>>702859278
Sorry I fucked up our relationship and lied all the time. I'm sorry that I ruined our family. I'm sorry that I didn't do the right things. I'm not sorry I fucked your friend though. The poons was worth the guilt.
its such a financial hassle to keep my sick ass alive, i'm sorry i dont have the balls to kill myself and stop being a burdon. you never asked for this. i'm sorry.
I'm sorry that Im not going to college for you dad, I know you want me to get a good education and an easy job, but I wouldn't feel accomplished in the end. I'll always love you and sorry for always being a shitty son and not doing shit with my life.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for fucking your best friend
Told you she was a hoe
Also,
Sorry mom for constantly moving to your state just to move away again when you don't have anyone really
The last time I can promise you I was not sober at all and she managed to talk me into it
And she packed my shit
I left on break at work
Didn't even tell you goodbye
I'll probably be back by Christmas she's being a bitch again and we'll probably break up again
I love working from home I can move wherever the fuck there's wifi
>>702859278
I can't resist the temptation to steal.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I kept you living with the illusion that I loved you, you were too broken to be honest with, but I see my mistake and I regret it every day...
I'm sorry for fucking up our friendship, its a shame we ended it on a bad note, I miss you. I should've minded my own business
i'm sorry i'm not good enough
>>702880549
SAY IT LIEK U MEAN IT YOU DIRTY WHORE!
I'm sorry I've squandered a lot of opportunities that I've had and burdened you so much
I'm sorry for not being able to stick with one thing long enough to make any real progress
I'm sorry for weakening our organization
I'm sorry for expressing deep interest in your research, only to let my self loathing, terrible work ethic, and laziness get in the way and make no visible progress, I hope I didn't make you feel like I blew you off.
>>702881414
100% this. All of my childhood and teenage years right here.
>>702859278
im sorry i assaulted a Brazilian at Walmart, but you fucks better stay off my servers
>>702881725
I forgot the one about existing, whoops. Sorry about that.
im sorry i put a camera in teachers bathroom, then after school wacked it in there and filled a lotion container with cum
I'm sorry that I was not only your first son but also the unsuccessful son. I'm sorry that I still live at home with you. I'm sorry that I don't have a job. I'm sorry that I never wanted a girlfriend. I'm sorry that all I want in life I can attain, but I have zero motivation to do so. I'm sorry that you love me. I'm sorry that I love you too. I'm sorry.
>>702872339
the pain lmfao
that kids never gonna live that down
>>702875843
I wish someone would tell me that, but I'm not sure I would even believe them, as much as I'd want to.
I'm sorry I tempted my cousin reach in my pants and touch my junk
>>702872339
Why did she freak out so much? Weird.
My complements aren't always flattering
>pic related:this entire thread
I'm sorry for letting you turn into a pansexual slut
I'm sorry I can't fix your parents, Johnny. You don't know me on sight and you're too young to understand who I am, but I'm your aunt on your dad's side.
I don't know why your parents had you, I guess they felt like they needed to be needed. They never did get along or have a place together or anything.
I try, as often as I can, to be the go-between for your parents because they can't talk without fighting and I'm the only person who can get along with both of them enough to do this. I set things up for your dad to see you when I can. I try to keep them from fighting when I can.
Kid, I'm sorry that you're gonna grow up knowing how it is when your parents despise each other and wondering why they had you when they weren't ready.
I'll never be able to take away the suffering you're going to go through because of their poor decisions. I'm sorry.
Alyssia, I'm sorry for everything.
Everything.
I ruined your life, I hope you can find a better way.
>>702860770
Underrated
>>702859278
Mum and Dad; I'm sorry I wasn't the son you wanted.
I'm sorry that I made my neighbor suck my dick after she conceded to me that she was molested by her uncle as a child. Honestly it bothers me. I wish she hadn't gone to Germany, I want to know how she is. Is she well? She's so easy, I don't want her to die.
I'm sorry I didn't think of giving the dog to someone else, animal rescue or rehoming or whatever, until he was already dead. He was miserable and I never realized what to do about it.
I'm sorry for starting that fire. I never meant to hurt anyone, all I wanted was a fire.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for poisoning the dog when I was 5.
>>702859278
I'm sorry I cheated on Pokemon and now it's not fun for anyone
I'm sorry for being myself, the crying suicidal loser.
>>702859465
Don't be. They are fucking cancer
>>702865419
My sides
I'm sorry for snapping at you dad, but I don't find the narwhal song funny and I just kinda want to be left alone right now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry dad, for not getting the grades and not working as hard as you wanted me to. I'm sorry dad, for not staying in touch so often. Sorry for making excuses, I'm sorry for not going to noisebridge and the beach more when you wanted to, it would've helped with the mania.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry mom, for blowing at you. I'm sorry I don't help much as I should. I'm sorry I'm so useless sometimes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry brother, for being so mean sometimes. It's not you, I'm just a dick. I'm sorry for not helping you sometimes, I'm sorry that I won't be there for a few years.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everyone, for being such a manipulative bastard sometimes. I'm sorry I don't fit in right, I'm sorry I can't be the friend you all want.
Most of all, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, angel, for not being there all the time. I'm sorry that I'm never enough. I'm sorry that I can't help you. I'm sorry for being so angry today, I hope you come back alright.
I'm sorry everyone, for just not being right. I'm sorry.
>>702859278
I'm sorry for not being a better son, brother, friend, boyfriend, best friend, friend and probably all around human being.
>>702888002
I'm sorry I couldn't have spoken up when I should out could have. I'm sorry I have been such a dumbass. I'm sorry when I probably known I could've done better, or done better. I'm sorry I can't do or appreciate right, or say right or say the right thing. I'm sorry I got into trouble and hurt everyone. Including myself.
>>702887783
I forgive you, son.
I hope you can do the same for me...
>>702888373
Always
DONT YOU 404 ON ME BOI
I'm sorry for stealing you pictures.
There's a new thread, not quite apologies but letters that will never be sent.
>>702882478
Mom, I'm sorry I treat you so poorly. It is hard with you being disabled and mentally unstable and a hoarder. I try my best to do errands and help you out but all the years of being yelled at and made to feel like shit for no reason while trying to help you has given my tons of resentment towards you. I'm sorry I am always in a bad mood and on the rare days when you are in a good mood and try to talk to me I snap at you and drop off your things as I rush out the door. I see your condition getting worse and I know that one day something will happen where I wish I had made more of an effort to repair our relationships. I just wish things were different and our interactions werent so dysfunctional. Ill always love you, even though I dont show it. I just hope we can fix things before its too late.
>>702859278
im sorry i just sat by and watched your life go down in lean pills and pot from the other side of a computer screen
I'm sorry for being a loser, and I'll make sure this will not happen again.
The link for the new letter thread doesnt work. Does someone want to start a new one?
