yes, the bears will do.
you should post grizzly
Guess who saw a set of butt plugs all lined up from smallest to largest in a thrift store today, displayed like they where modern art.
I don't know. Was it?
I don't know, you asked the question so I assume you also know the answer.
That makes sense, because I was like, I don't think it was me that that happened to, but I couldn't be sure.
He's at work.
It was a shock to see to say the least.
I don't think they know what they are.
Lube yourself up for when he comes home?
They wouldn't have bought them if they did know.
They've gotten other items of such nature, but nothing so blatantly as a sex toy
The thing is that they wouldn't buy them if they were used. It's dangerous as far as the spread of disease.
They buy storage units so I don't think they knew they where in there.
He does have a fat cock. Like, a cock that is obese.
They'd throw them out. They do that when they get things they can't sell. Any firearms they have to turn in to the feds.
Go over to his place and surprise him with after work buttsecks?
I don't doubt that you did. Just that I agree with you that they probably didn't know what they are.
What is this madness? I gave Eric's tank a deep cleaning today. He was super calm and didn't stress at all when I took him out or put him back in.
They do probably. Next time you go in, if you see them, ask why they have a row of used shit stoppers lined up on a shelf.
With videos of rabbits? Are those her rabbits?
That's a terrible movie and you should feel shame.
Undertale is a game.
That or I'm missing some reference here.
seconded. I feel like I know the artist of this gif, but I'm too fucking tired to remember and now I anna know.
Oh. I thought you were talking about the Kurt Russel Goldie Hawn movie.
I don't really watch movies.
I'm thinking of finishing more people on my old sprite thread group picture.
That or making a new one.
I'm glad my choice in posting material makes it too difficult to be included.
He doesn't get off work til 11 or 12.
y did u kill it?
I'm sure I'll find a way.
I dislike my old one. I was never consistent in how I drew it.
You don't have a key to his place?
sucks though bro
bring me icecream
not bigbig chubs
just regular fat guy
yes it does, now i have to be sure that my next one is waterproof
or get waterproof case. whats your next phone going to be?
I want to make a milkshake but don't want to have to go through the work of making it.
what exactly are we considering obese?
its easy to make
easy to make when you have a blender, annoying to make when you don't.
Remove me along with the rest of the horribly depressed, please and thank you.
going to eat the whole tub?!
just punch it into milkshake then
yeah wtf do you want to kill his hubby
i expect it all eaten
so the people that are so big they literally can't walk anymore and are considered handicapped?
I mean, that is basically what I have to do. I get milk and ice cream, stir that shit up in a container, shake that container harder than an unwanted baby and then once it's only mildly thick I am done.
how come when I saw that I thought ajani goldmane's brother.
ive seen people so overweight their knees are buckling to the sides
rdy for snugs
I have seen that too, I try not to judge so I just assume something happened that caused them to be like that.
yes he is but he is a
i wanted chocolateeeeeeeeeeee
sounds like a decent little workout! i want milkshake now
i dont know who that is
READY for SNUGS
it was probably voracious overeating
i see a lot of fat, trashy people where i work so i have become jaded. people that get their welfare on the first of the month and order 30$ of food and don't tip.
obeast, that's good
a couple small chips....
yes very good
don't kill people
its. not. the. chocolate. i. want.
pics of this cake
I wouldn't say it's a workout but it definitely tastes delicious. I am also using briar's homemade vanilla brand ice cream though.
damn i really want one now. i should make my own sometime mmm
idk im leaning towards the s7 edge but im gonna wait until the next iphone goes out tomorrow, maybe, just maybe, apple will produce something worthy of its pricetag
>plate mail worn directly on skin/fur
>gorget layered under the breastplate instead of over
I AM INTENSELY TRIGGERED
i hate it when incorrect chainmail triggers me
fap on cake
whats the new iphone they are making?
it's really easy, just make sure you stir it in enough that it has a good consistancy.
i wish i knew, i will let apple surprise me
oh yeah super easy! i just never think to make it myself
buy all the apple products
Surprise us with disappointment?
Oh wait, they already do that.
Dom, $100 for it to be cast in bronze so I can have a super good DnD figure.
i used to like the brand, im always wishing they would suddenly start making worthy products again...
calm the fuck down i aint carlos slim
yes you are now go buy it alllllll
Wish with your wallet. Show them you don't like just an upgraded iphone with a heart rate monitor or some shit.
leather assless chaps on his legs. And leather doesn't provide impact protection.
IT'S PLATE MAIL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if they sold sex toys i might buy them all
>heart rate monitor
whats next, an imac with a dyalisis machine? or a macbook with an ultrasound monitor?
they would make a pretty fancy over priced dildo that also doubles as a blender and tig welder
scream your frustrations into my butthole
or just a chromed metal pipe with the apple logo
it would be gold plated
that's now how that wooooooooorks, kinetic energy easily passes through metal, which is why you wear a gambeson underneath.
>sword & board on back
>dagger on side
what fucking class are you?
where is your instrument?
One of the two things I have.
okay I'm gonna stop falling for the bait now
how is your sword an instrument?
I'll take some sir, preferably in the 6 figure amount
I've got 5 figures and most of it will be gone soon because of the second thing I have.
Nope, I found out I have cancer last week.
your going to have to roll 1d20 + your bluff check against 10 + 1/2 my level + my WIS mod.
Oh wow man talk about a mood killer...
Wow are you a nerd or some shit?
smh fam lmao
did you just treat cancer like a party foul?
like "oh wow what a fauz pas"
I didn't mean it that way, I just didn't what to say.
Leave me alone
No the mood killer was the dead guy I found on my way back from work last night, took me an hour of filing a police report when I could have been drinking.
Neuromas is how it's spelled I think. Basically a tumor along some nerve endings on my back. Nothing that will require Chemo but still going to need some surgery.
you can E=MCsuckthesenuts
I do call them cancer man, regardless of if they are men or not.
It's not terminal?
No but it won't be cheap, and I still need to pay for this year of school and try to not die of exhaustion while I'm working 50-60 hours a week.
Oh you fucking commie motherfucker.
ONE RUSSIAN ONE BULLET.
I'm still unsure of what you are referencing.