Need help with this riddle. Will reward with porn and webM's:
i am a king but i do not move one space roll the dice and i begin a fast race begins my reign i make bucks my land is not free it is my crux riddle
Anyone?
>>702857523
Anyone?
>>702857523
sauce?
>>702858773
I'm still looking for answers.
>>702857523
Use punctuation faggot. When you roll the dice he begins? When you roll the dice he begins a fast? When you roll the dice he begins a fast race?
Bump for riddle
>>702858883
Still have one or two more of her if you have an answer.
>>702858953
It rhymes nub.
you talking about monopoly
Please write it so it make sense
>>702858953
I had to keep re-posting this because it wouldn't load faggot. For whatever reason it loaded when i copy and pasted. Fuck off with your punctuation issues, this is 4 chan. People post per-pubescent girls and you're harping on me about punctuation?
>>702859389
What is a per-pubescent girl?
>>702859389
What are you talking about? You sound like an outsider.
>>702858953
>>702859380
Here it is again:
I am a king but i do not move one space.
Roll the dice and I begin a fast race.
Begins my reign, I make bucks.
My land is not free it is my crux riddle.
![8h7iGzk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZqL9PF7.jpg "8h7iGzk[1].png"){kind=small}
>>702859389
>trying to help by requesting better punctuation
>OP throws a hissy fit because he is beyond retarded
>>702859655
Where do you think we are? Trying to be nice here, but if there aren't any answers I'll move on.
>>702859710
Only thing I can think of is king of the hill. Is there any context for this riddle?
>>702859710
>>702859913
This is too difficult on its own. Also the last rhyme is WEAK.
Assassin's Creed Unity :P
>>702859996
Nope this is whole riddle. I tried google but couldn't find an answer. Don't think it's king of the hill because it has nothing to do with dice.
>>702859310
This
Is it Bowser from Mario Party?
>>702859986
This, has to be a sloping stationary object
Black Lives Matter?
>>702860211
That's true, but rolling the dice is a metaphor for risk...
>>702859710
A game of monopoly?
>>702860112
It' apparently an actual riddle if i get it right I'll know. I am just completely lost. This is all it gives.
>>702859310
>>702860225
No kings in monopoly. But the riddle is retarded so I wouldnt be surprised.
>>702857523
How will you know when you've found the answer?
>>702857523
needs commas
>>702859310
this kek
>>702857523
Me rikee verrry muchee!
>>702859310
This was my first thought too.
Is it Game of Thrones?
>>702860488
It means "king" as in real estate mogul, billionaire, wealthy, etc
>My land is not free it is my crux
You stop on his land, you pay him. That's the crux of the game.
OP it's monopoly.
>>702860488
I'll know because my friend knows the answer. Will also take request of types of girls you guys want me to post. I have webM's but aparantly a lot of them are over 3MB
>>702860863
I think you're right. This is what I said as well. Waiting for reply to see if it's right.
>>702860863
>It means "king" as in real estate mogul, billionaire, wealthy, etc
That's retarded though
>>702861080
I wish there was a way to confirm without waiting for him to tell me if I'm right but I can't seem to find it on the internet.
>>702859710
monopoly
oh shit, what if this is the BANKER in monopoly?
>>702861080
Why is it retarded?
People say "living like a king", "king of NY"
Any other explanation is jibberish, and you've got nothing.
I mean since we're here anyone want to contribute anything?
>>702860910
wow, any more of her?
>>702861509
also, in monopoly the goal is to have all the real estate and all the money, sort of how a king basically owned everything.
>>702857523
asset has been activated
>>702861509
ANY explanation is gibberish, because the riddle is shit. Go ahead and argue that yours is the least gibberish one we can think of, I don't care.
>>702861634
I mean I have lots of Asians.
>>702861831
tx, m8
>>702861634
I mean If Asians is what you guys want I can do that. Or whatever else you want, doesn't matter to me. Got nothing to do right now.
>>702861901
then get the fuck out of here you shit posting faggot
Should I keep this going or are you guys pretty done? Don't want to keep posting if no one cares. Wouldn't mind some contributions either. It's a free thread, already started.
Gona try and switch it up.
>>702862342
keep posting nigger
This will be the last one unless someone says to keep going.
>>702862499
Did you say keep posting niggers? Or just post whatever I want? Either is fine.
Anybody that's played monopoly knows its not a "fast race"
If that's the answer then its a shit riddle.
Just gona do random stuff unless anyone has a request.
>>702863003
I'm still waiting for his reply. I would really like to know if we are right. Either way I'm trying to hold up my end of the deal for the help.
is it donald trump?
>>702863494
Probably not
Can't believe no one else wanted to ad any pics or webM's...
American Pharaoh
>>702857523
Monopoly
>>702863906
Ok... Guess I'll be off then. Seems like everyone's gone.
>>702864004
Oh there we go that's what I'm talking about. Just like that I'm back.
>>702864320
Saving that one.
I'm sure someone wants this.
>mfw I'm lurking OP, pls dont abandon me
I'm still here.
Op just ask ur buddy the answer. I have a headache from this riddle...
Its monopoly you plebs
>>702864170
I got it
>>702865905
I messaged him I'm just waiting for a response. Don't know what is taking him so long. Want him to respond before thread dies so I can ;et you guys know if we were right.
>>702866193
Again I'm just posting random stuff. trying to mix it up. Let me know if you guys have a preference.
>>702859710
Donald Trump.
>king
>do not move one space
(moves up 15 from original republican candidates)
>roll the dice
(take a chance)
>begin a fast race
(presidential race)
>I make bucks
(RICH AS SHIT)
>My land is not free it is my crux
(REAL ESTATE MOGUL)
Hillary BTFO
Forgot I had this ass.
Why does the file size have to be less than 3MB? Anyone know how I can decrease my file size? Because I have tons of WebM's I can't post.
>>702866455
this
Keep talkin fellas. Need to know you are here. I'm not posting these for myself.
>>702867486
Woops that wasn't the right file...
>>702867589
That's not it either... Damn, should of labeled these better.
>>702867827
I need to label these... there just... so many...
Fuck ops riddle try this one start with a hint as well it's from a kids show pretty easy but I like it. What can be put in a barrel that can be seen by the naked eye that will make it lighter?
>>702868031
See I posted the same thing twice... fuck!
>>702859710
>>702859913
same girl? sauce? moar? holyshhitwtfbbq? bump?
>>702868300
Anyone know how to decrease file size of WebM's?
>>702866359
post more or sauce of this slut
>>702859710
>>702859913
>>702868530
Not sure if this is her or not. If not that might be all I have.
>>702868182
You can put some holes in that shit you faggot
>>702857523
You are Charles Manson
>>702868660
I'm sorry I don't know.
>>702868182
holes, too easy
What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it and if you eat it you will die?
>>702868771
Donald Trump
>>702868182
light
>>702868771
Dicks
>>702868771
nothing.
I have tons of good stuff if the file sizes were so large i would share.
>>702859389
Punctuation changes how the riddle reads, thus changing the answer.
>>702864286
Damn, she got a name? That is one insane body
>>702869237
I don't know man. Some Asian Model.
>>702859710
>never tried 69
kys
Latinas anyone?
>>702863495
sauce?
>>702861225
sauce on this
>>702869068
Sauce?
More Asians?
>>702868771
Whats gay as fuck, sucks lots of dick, spray on a faggots face, and loves giving rimjobs to dudes?
>YOU.
Cosplay? Should I just keep doing random stuff?
>>702862116
>>702862342
>>702862499
>worshiping mutant bodies
if you have to photoshop it to make it look real, then you should forget about your weirdo fetish.
>>702869906
More Latinas?
>>702862905
harambe knew how to twerk?
I'ma do a few cosplays because I'm getting no direction.
>>702866112
Ayaka Sayama. My Waifu. Nice!
>>702870149
I would fuck Harambe. all day.
>>702868300
sauce plx
>>702869570
Diamond Jackson POV
Oh here's a classic everyone likes.
>>702857523
Did it cost too much to put in periods at the end of the sentences?
>>702869068
this is why i can't watch american porn. there's no way that feels any good for any of them. why is it always some retard doing a handstand and a second retard trying to cartwheel their dick into some orifice? just fuck like humans.
>>702857523
answer is monopoly
>>702870884
What about this?
>>702870851
Bro scroll down a little. I reposted it with punctuation.
>>702870977
jesus sauce
>>702871092
Part of me finds it racist when white girls make black men wear condoms.
>>702870884
>Fat foreigner spotted
Just because the last time you touched your toes was when you were a toddler doesnt mean others cant do it.
>>702871303
Youre joking right?
>>702870884
What about this?
Why is 4 chan telling me I need to wait 3 mins before posting now? You guys should help out a little.
>>702870977
please sauce
>>702871447
Because you are probably trying to just type bump
>>702871418
No, it just annoys me. Pet peeve.
King of the Hill
King of queens
King of the mountain
chess
monolopy
or some answer that ends in
do the dinosaur
or
now home to bel air
>>702870977
SAUCEEEEE
I don't usually like hand jobs but I love this girls tits.
>>702871590
So you seriously find it racists to have people fucking on camera, with multiple partners, wearing condoms?
>>702871554
No I haven't done that once. Still people should contribute.
I know a lot of people like this one but honestly it's not my cup of tea.
>>702871930
Woops forgot to post file
>>702866995
Webm for retards.
>Just Google it. It's a real thing and not some joke.
Also, /gif/ is 4mb, you probly got stuff from there.
>>702871930
>Contribute
Dude the majority of people in this thread are teenagers jerking it in between video game sessions, they dont have porn saved.
>>702871819
99% of the time people in porn don't wear condoms, so when a white or asian girl makes a black man wear one, yeah it sort of annoys me.
>>702872088
Yeah I know I did. I don't feel like googling because it will take too much time and effort when I'd rather just stay here and post. That's why i was hoping someone would just tell me. Not the most technologically literate person anyway. Until then I'll just post small files.
>>702872223
Well it is probably a professional shoot so they make everyone wear condoms, also it is easier to see condoms on black men. So safe sex is racist? Good to know
>>702869570
bangbros.com is not clear enough? geez
>>702872223
What annoys me is when it's like red or some shit, and my eye keeps going to the guys dick thinking, what's that red line around his dick?
>>702872123
Damn then who is posting all the stuff on this site? It definitely isn't me.
>>702871307
>triggered
sorry for invading your safe space.
>>702872751
>uses sjw buzzwords
>thinks condomss are racist
>>702868182
Butter
Age check. If you are 18 or over you should be posting.
>>702872466
Safe from what, statistically more white guys have AIDS than black guys. Look it up.
>>702868771
Peanuts
Here's another black chick. I don't think there's enough of those here.
>>702872621
I still sort of consider a man a virgin if he has only had sex with condoms before. It doesn;t count unless it is bareback.
>>702857523
Possible Solution. Pic related.
>>702873457
One more black chick because the files were right next to each other.
Horse which won a triple crown or w/e? Is a single crown a thing, is there a name for that?
![811545[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2wUA9er.jpg "811545[2].jpg")
>>702873034
>being this buttblasted
sjw doesn't exist in my country. that's all murcan. only americans would demand that their very poorly constructed personal opinions and emotions should be shared by everyone else.
>>702873163
i want to marry this girl.
>>702873575
Wait sorry one more. This is a classic.
>>702873457
What's the minimum size you need to get a black chick, 8 inches? A black girl I was talking to online was saying she won't even date a guy unless he has ten inches, but I don't know if she really understood just how rare ten is, at least for white guys.
>>702873034
>watissarcasm.jpg
>>702857523
Add periods you autist
>>702859710
Craps table - are there kings on them?
Or King in deck of cards
Something with a casino or betting
>>702873751
I know right? Wait I'm going to try and find something special for you. Hopefully I can find it.
>>702871666
holy shit satanic trips
>>702874495
now THAT'S a spicy meatball!
>>702873163
Don't know whether to be turned on or disgusted. So shocking that that thing is not covered in shit.
>>702874380 I still think it's horse betting! >>702873642
>>702859710
A parking meter?
>>702873792
depends on the chick, /b/ruh. I've been with black girls that go nuts for avg white dick. Can't complain.
>>702873792
I've fucked black girls and let me say that's not true. This girl doesn't know how to measure, is a complete idiot, or just loose and deep. Most women who have been with both will tell you it's a myth. Most women also don't need 10 inches.
>>702875158
Dude, I think that's it
>>702873163
Sauce?
>>702874654
That's not what I was looking for. I have a much better one but it says "can't post audio stream" even though it's a webM
>>702873178
ok looked it up. Now how are we manipulating these numbers to make whites higher?
Souce: CDC
I'm out for today guys. Hope you enjoyed this.
>>702870715
sauce?
>>702857523
I have a riddle for you, dipshit:
I start with a G and end with an oogle and have the answers to pretty much every fucking riddle in 2 seconds. How stupid are you?
>>702870715
Sauce?
>>702875837 elephant playing a tuba
>>702871303
Go back to Tumblr you fucking cuck
