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shota / loli / yaoi / ecchi

basically just post your anime shit
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thank you mr. bot
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I want to have sex with Mari.
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i would mari
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You cant have sex with Mari.
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i can and i will
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No no can't mix them all like that. No!
This is rich.

Loli/shota is requested, but the stuff posted is mainly/exclusively shota.

Fuck my life.
i dont have much loli stuff so i'm just dumping shota

i can and i am.
>loli and shota thread

such harmony
and yaoi and ecchi and whatever people want to post

i just like cute animes
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Ova 300 yen no otsuki ai
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then post loli?
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these haters aint got shit to post mang
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How about "I don't have time because I am busy writing a lockless INI parser"?
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do people still unironically use INI?
link died
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I want to fuck a cute shota boy in his butthole.
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we all want to anon
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INI is better than this XML crap. XML is such a mess that I do not want to get into that, and such a parser would increase the memory footprint into ridiculous dimensions.
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i thought people used YAML or other such things these days
Where yet loli games?
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For what would I need serialization? Such is a nuisance invented by the same criminals who came up with C++ and Java.
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use json then mr. hipster
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Yeah, of course. JSON. Which requires data structures so complicated that I can kiss my lockless-ness goodbye.

It deems to me there is a surprisingly amount of butchers around here allowed to touch code.
i've unironically used XML In the past :^)
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Only used, or also wrote parsers for it?
Because I have "used" XML in the past as well. Windows uses XML manifests to activate enhanced GUI controls, that does not mean I have written parsers for it though.
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well i kind of had to write my own parser for the information i was storing in it but not a parser from scratch
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Then it was no XML parser, but a parser for your own payload.
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i bet you like parsing payloads don't you faggot :^)
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Not really, no. Writing my own HTTP parser was a mess, but now it's lockless too and over 9000 times more secure (in terms of communication) than the shitcode that gets shipped with Python and Perl.
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it was actually a joke about you being gay and swallowing payloads but alright
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I am too autistic for such jokes.
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anybody that can write their own http parser is probably a little bit autistic
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>implying it was difficult
The only difficulties were to not use crappy format parsers (sscanf), not using dynamic memory allocation, and maintain the parsing status during all syntax check calls.
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i think the only thing i've ever done in something as low as C was source engine modding

but i have done some disassembly in the past which was neat
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I am using inline assembler for doing really hacky things, like dynamic allocations for smaller ranges, by reserving memory on the stack and then manually resetting the stack pointer after usage. Or checking if the CPU supports certain page sizes, which reduces TLB misses.
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never understand the footjob fetish
and alot of shota artists really seem to be into it
beggars cant be choosers i guess
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this is why i stick to meme langauges like python
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some feet are cute. most aren't however.
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I'd rather use Perl and Python as well, but unfortunately I have looked into their source codes. And when I turned away in disgust, I knew that if you want to have something done, you need to do it yourself, because everyone else is just an incompetent slug.
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well if you like getting as low-level as assembly python probably isn't what you want, what with the global interpreter lock and stuff.
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i dont know ive never seen feet as sexual, there just for walking in my mind their as sexual as a ribcage
in fact i find the thought of feet while im sexually charges to be disgusting. i mean their dragged around along the ground all day, sweaty and gross idk
then again considering my sexual fetishes include drawn boys engaging in lewd acts i cant really talk
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I get to low-level because the high-level stuff was done by people who do not know what they are doing. So I am doing my own high-level stuff that is not as high as Python, but it still helps to get shit done.
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now this one reminds me of my old experimentation days with my friend, although we used to wear our pants around our knees in case someone started to walk in
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clearly you haven't seen soft feet cute in the past, not all of them are gross you know.

sounds like some grade-A autism there, friend. what do you even do that requires your code to be so good?
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i never got to experiment with my friend who later turned out to be bi :'(
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clearly i havent
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and i guess that's the good part of drawn stuff, it doesn't have to be realistic so feet can be cute.
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Just being prepared for the future in order to say "I have programmed the best X out there, and I can fucking prove it, you incompetent bunch of leeches." I am fucking tired of lots of programmers out there who write unreadable code that is slow as fuck.
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so just for fun? i was expecting you to be a high frequency stock trader or something lmao

new bread time?
that sucks anon
its kind of hard, because you have that very short golden time where you are sexually awakened and your hormones are going enough for you to want to try things before societal and peer pressure sets in and you start being scared that someone might think you are gay and different for so much as accidently letting another boy see your dick while peeing, after that level of discomfort with your sexual intrigues sets in god forbid you ask your friend if they want to jerk off
That was once my goal. But then I fell into depression, and ever since I have lost my will to accumulate wealth, and bitches, and pussy ...
yeah it's pretty shit that most people don't get to do it, including myself.

as long as you get what you want out of life it doesn't really matter in the end
>societal and peer pressure

Are you living in Japan?
Thehe. Problem is: right now I don't want anything. I just want to be able to tell people they are incompetent when they really, really, REALLY screw up.
keep posting almost came
image cap, i can make a new bread i guess.

living to insult people truly is the best reason to live.
nope america
It's not about insults. It's about reducing their retarded little egos to nothing.
yet another good reason to live
new bread
Ain't easy. Most peoples egos are huge, although they got nothing to back it up. In the end they'll just call you "grade A autistic", and that's that.
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