Hunger Games Sim Thread
Post 48 nigs.
Rules: No same exact tributes
He should be pretty good for you. Will be the Colts main red zone reciever.
>You know that the Hunger Games are not good with everybody favorite punching bag (Megumin)
>tfw he may or may not miss the civil war battle
hope he's having fun at his bro's house
I miss you Megu.
Also Hi Funny Bald Nigger
Fucking knew it, psycho bastard! I think we're ready to start!
oh shit how do i get in on these team battles
Lets go boi
Booking is right after TeamBattles usually.
Which are Saturday nights. Forgot to say that.
But what will the civil war be on since QST barred us?
>be in band and have college football games to attend on saturdays
Ah the strangle, no better way to kill your opponent by making him slowly die as you stop the air from reaching their lungs. A perfect psychopath's weapon is his own hands.
Other than that we see some really strange teams being formed... will they keep up like this on the next days?
No. We are not doing anything with /trash/. Not going there, not bringing them to our games. Fuck them. We don't need that RP shit here.
Moncrief doing work boiiii
Norma is no ordinary woman, frankly I don't even know where she's from, however she has shown to be more capable in battle than other tributes.
Some other men also want to show their strength but are unsuccessful due quick feet tributes.
SKULLDOZER however, rather than getting his hands dirty he gets someone else to it... but his subject decided to not play nice.
"Everyone run, here comes the rain, everyone one run, here comes the rain!" (I know it's reign in the actual lycris!)
>FUNNY BALD NIGGER not all caps
u dun fugged up op
>capra refuses the kids shelter
so much for teamwork
Both the waifu and comrade murdered each other. Damn it!
Welp, there goes Giroud. But Vriska and the Neard are wrecking!
I'LL BRING THE FIRE OF THE BURNING SUN ON EVERYONE!
22 gents dead already on the first fucking day and it's not even max death!
Not that one, but it fits.
Holy shit. Its a bloodbath out there.
The end of a meme.
Eric Harris is not done with the Columbine, he continues on with his killing spree.
All of Kazugeta's comrades are dead and because of this he decides to give up.
FUNNY BALD NIGGER however is growing stronger!
You see someone dissing Feed but he remembers he has a gun in his backpack.
FUNNY BALD NIGGER plans a school shooting so he can return home early to watch the Team Battle.
Moncrief with another kill, nice.
Dugang uses Toxic!
The Last Unicorn is planning to be the last surviving tribute.
Today I remind them...
I'l never achieve privacy
Capra Demon... uhh... ended the Illuminati?... with their own weapon?
And for that you believe the others shouldn't either.
The Pit shows up and gets a double kill.
let's just say he played the triangle to death
if that makes any sense
Whyyyy's GF is dead, no he's FUCKING MAD!
Another tribute gets the chance to meet the pit.
Capra Demon... watch out with who you're huddling with.
president kazugeta, we must work together to decimate the others.
Ya sure about that Steve? People die whenever there involved with this tribute
The Pit may be dead but his soul still lives on.
That doesn't work out for any of you...
I'LL NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN FUCK
YES MONCRIEF! Also good job Vriska, don't get yourself killed like an idiot.
funny bald nigger is now one with the force
it was far too late for me to reverse my decision
Another man outruns the hands of Eric.
HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE JINX-- oh... oh. Nevermind, you're safe today.
Don't be sad, NIG, have a reaction image
Goddamn Vriska! He saved your fucking life!
ONE MAN PARTY vs Feed vs Box Lord, only one shall survive!
Didn't knew you were into Kaz, Temmie.
If you do that I'll join as Dylan.
plus one to my collection, many thanks friend
eric harris has the support of FUNNY BALD NIGGER
go forth with our plans
Okay, Vriska has lost her fucking mind.
The rest are just fucking around.
You see, the pit is not there for the sole sake of just killing people, in fact, it's a way more complicated reason than that. A long time during the Hunger Games Simulator, a man called Jontron got an amazing victory with 19 kills, as impressive as that was, the other tributes had no chance against forces like Jontron. The gods of the Hunger Games didn't enjoy the fact that someone could have such power, the world needed balance, and so the the five hazards were created, beings with such power that can even rival gods themselves.
The pit, he was made to fool the ones who walk but don't watch their step.
The frozen lake, created to kill the ones who carry too much confidence on themselves.
The toxic berries, masters of poison, if a tribute is too strong he's gotta be killed by the inside.
The wild tripmine, a strong blast to pick tributes by surprise.
And at last the tree, who fools it's victims by making them think he's a safe spot to be in.
Today, one of the five hazards take another tribute for themselves....I was fucking bored. Sorry.
And we have a fuckin' winner. Two of the tributes had a battle to death while the other was taken by one of the hazards.
Can you guess who won and what hazard was there?
I said two tributes had a battle to death... but you're not wrong though.
hell yeah, the plot worked out Eric, even if only for you
ERIC FINALLY FUCKING WON
Sorry folk, can't host no longer. Who's willing to take my place?
Martin Maldonado has been replaced in Team Broors.
To combat Megumin and her explosives, Eric Harris has loaned to the squad. Have fun!
>feed moncrief has 7 kills
Yeah, I guess i can make one. Give me a few minutes.
Yeah, it was pretty fucking brutal.