Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702842266
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Miho claimed
still here
and
>>702854162
>>702854402
>>702854202
>>702854594
not me
>best fox
threads slowing down considerably
Claiming Felix
>>702854951
Meh
>>702855048
As long as you contain yourself at the table
>>702855272
Mercy!
>>702855353
Maybe Mercy is right~
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>>702855493
I didn't do anything this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BIYV3BLcno
claimed
To Love-Ru S2 in stream, don't know why anyone else isn't interested in it though.
https://rabb.it/shino83
>>702853362
Yes you do.
>>702853581
I already said no!
>>702853746
>he was just posting random reaction images.
Then how are you sure it was Hand-Kun if he didn't post his hand or say that it was him?
>>702853837
Yes sir!
>>702855711
>711
I want a Slurpee now.
Penny Claim
>I had a good nap
>and am reading some fucked up manga.
>Seriously this shit is fucked.
Carl Sagan
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
claiming indigo zapp
>>702855672
I don't think Mercy is right
I think some medicine would probably help
>>702855560
A cute.
>>702855629
Also a cute. And a tasty. I need dick in my life right now, I'm so thirsty you'd think I was living among the sand people.
>>702855672
GALIL. So now I want a SCAR-H and a Mauser C96 with broomhandle. And a Sturmgewehr 44.
>>702855884
WELCOME TO JAPAN, HERE ARE YOUR COMPLIMENTARY SCHOOLGIRL PANTIES.
claim
>>702855572
was assuming other tomo but whatever
>>702855723
then why you sick
>>702855884
what manga
Always watching
fuck off niggers
>>702856050
C-Cute!
>>702856050
Kek.
>Scar-H
Gud shit
>>702856058
Its called Dead-Tube. Its like a rekt thread on 4chan but you throw in some rape and molestation along with the MC being a 4chan esque gorefag who gets off to people being in fucked up situations and dying. Its an interesting read though.
>>702856266
How many times have you fapped to Esdeath?
>>702855884
Penny, the only good human being on 4chan, how are you my man?
>>702856013
Put it on the dick
>>702856050
What I really want (besides every Galil variant) is a luger action full auto 20 gauge
>>702855863
Go get one, then.
>>702856058
nah some anon post my stuff makes me out to be lonely and that i want to kill myself
>>702856431
alot why you dont fap to your waifu?
>>702856013
Mercy is a doctor, i'd listen if i were you
>>702856535
hawt
Ikaros claimed.
Anyone has pictures of their waifu being a bully?
>>702856617
I'm a cuck
>>702856668
Claimu
>>702856639
Has anyone claimed the melon?
>>702856489
But i dont have any cash on me.
Mmmm cookies
>>702856611
Could be worse. Most of my fans just post lewd images of Tomoko.
>>702856013
My cock is guaranteed to make you feel better, baby~
>>702856261
Sounds great. Also, fuck yeah modern battle rifles. I have a battle rifle boner because I'm not exactly designed for CQC (read: I'm a fatbody but an excellent shot).
>>702856434
>not wanting an actual Luger
I just want a decent 1911. Or a Colt handgun chambered in 10mm.
>>702856639
Heyo, first Angeloid.
>>702856668
Pls no bully.
Akame
Touka claimed
>>702856639
Watermelon Claimed
>>702856434
Pretty good, J fucked with his professor today, in his Comm class he was having a discussion about religions and when asked what his religion was (he's agnostic, fence rider kinda thing) he said "I'm a firm believer in the Greater Good. My religion, known as the Church Of Tau, believes firmly that the greater good will guide humanity to its place among the stars, and with an extreme fascination with technology, we stride forward for the Greater Good." I heard this, and I fucking keked, and they believed him, and they went along with it. One guy in the back came up with him after class and said "Filthy heretic Tau, the Emperor is the only truth." He had a good day, and gave me a good laugh.
>>702856802
I'm a pretty skinny dude with some buff ass legs, so most light rifles are my pick. I found a REALLY light M1 Carbine the other day, almost bought it.
>I need to work on my upper arm strength.
>>702856434
No Galil-chan
>>702856802
The only dick I'll take is senpai's
Maybe Galil-chan's too
But that's it
>>702856778
You can't have the melon. It is my waifu's.
>>702856802
Hya.
Yup, alpha waifu ^^
>>702855884
post more girlfriend fiction
>>702856799
ive seen that yeah. yeah update is going will take a bit
Calamity-masu'd
>>702856668
>>702856668
she only ever gets bullied
>>702857058
Monica
>>702857173
Too late, claimed
>>702857058
>>702857206
How can I post more when the story is over and done with? :^]
>>702857140
Not koume's?
>>702857286
Are you sure you don't want to give it back?
>>702856749
That's something I didn't expect.
>>702856802
Why? Nothing wrong with a little bullying, I wouldn't mind.
>>702857279
That works too.
>>702857242
Kyouko is THE bully. At least between the other megucas.
Whatever happened to that Griffith claimer?
Did his yandere boyfriend kill him?
>>702856668
though I would find this erotica im sure this could in some way be considered bullying
Hibiki desu
QOTT What was your last meal that you made?
>McDonalds Employee
>hundreds of burgers
>>702856611
ok good to know, well whatever if someone wants to die it's their choice as long as it isn't about being a little bitch, like muh bullying
>>702857542
maybe 99% sure
>>702856261
sounds cool i should look it up, i need more fucked up shit to read
>>702857605
yes that is bully, as long as one is hurt in anyway but does not die, it is bully, and bully keeps the world going
>>702857683
I made a buffet of pain and misery with a side of torture and curly fries
Mas quando o coração não me enxergar
Vai de deixar louca de saudade
Vai ter louca de vontade
I'm too lazy to post pics.
Yuiko, tho.
I can prove by posting things in Portuguese
>>702857683
Açaà with Cupuaçu. Pretty good. I'd recommend
>>702857506
.... My Melon
>>702857140
Senpai gave the dick to me
>>702857683
McDonald's made me hundreds of burgers
>Koume
>>702857683
That's funny, I grilled some burgers a while ago.
>>702857605
That's too much blood for me to count as erotic.
>>702857059
I can barely pick up 50lbs. You never want a kick in the ribs from me, though. My legs spend all day hauling around 215lbs at work and on walks, not to mention all the squatting and standing.
>>702857140
I promise I'll be gentle~
>>702857683
>Subway employee
>coldcut six inch
My brother.
>>702857683
A really dope ass sandwich. I'm not that good at cooking so I try and keep it simple.
I don't count reheating and microwave stuff as being "made."
>>702857836
Well, RIP in piece, Griffisu
>>702857461
Who?
>felix-anon
>>702857836
oh well that guy dies when she kicks him
>>702857919
>the blood makes it more erotic~
>>702856668
Punch!
Husbando claimed
>>702857520
Yukari and Chen are always being bullies
>>702857683
An egg and cheese sammich
Sadly i didn't have bacon
>>702858028
He's talking about me
>>702857683
Ham Sandwich!
>MMBoi
>>702857836
Yeah, its pretty good so far, lotta twists in the plot.
>>702856668
Nah, Penny is too sweet and innocent to bully anyone.
>If anything she'd be the one getting bullied.
>>702857986
I use to ride a bike 15 miles a day, up and down two giant ass hills, so I got some firm ass legs
>And a nice ass.
>>702857896
not anymore dear
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Have you ever eaten a clock?
It's very time consuming.
>>702857836
Somehow your game Waifu reminds me of a possible Waifu who was also from a game.
>pic relevant
>Rem
>>702858196
T-T
>>702858215
Ever had sex while camping?
It's fucking intense.
>>702858321
I dont know. Can I use you?
>>702858025
who is griffsu and what this about a yandere bf what did he do?
>>702858167
Penny is a bitch in Stardew valley
>>702858025
yes RIP indeed im sure, is it the same "dope ass sandwich" from last time
>>702858051
doesn't matter a turn on is a turn on
>>702858167
twists are what keep a plot good as long as the twist is delivered good
>>702858284
umm, ok
>>702858215
have you ever umm uhh...
Sorry for late post, I was eating.
>>702856802
Felix is my qt trap not yours!
I would like a Luger, but they aren't high on my list.A 10mm MPX would be great though
>>702857059
Kekeroni pizza
>>702857140
>Maybe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>702857542
What happened to AK/Sig?
>>702857683
Chicken patty burger
>>702857898
Koume, I miss you why don't you post very often?
>>702858215
Swear to God I'll kill you motherfucker.
>>702858321
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>702858155
Oh
I don't know
>>702858499
>>702858499
Maybe as in most likely, Galil-chan
>>702858313
It is okay.
You just can't have THAT melon.
Good thing my waifu is nice! here is a gift.
>>702858084
Cool sequence, this would look amazing on a webm.
>>702858141
At least both your bullies are extremely cute.
>>702858493
Wot. When and where? All she's ever been is sweet and gentle to me.
>>702858497
They're some fantastic twists.
>>702858499
Speaking of pizza, now I want some. Kek.
>>702856862
you still here?
>>702858499
Busy with girls stuff
>>702858459
No, you piece of shit.
>>702858477
Few nights ago a Griffith poster posted about a new bf that was a total doucher. Violent, couldn't reign in his own emotions, silver spoonfed his entire life apparently. Pretty sure we convinced Griffith-anon to break it off with the guy. Haven't heard from him since.
>>702858497
It was. Could have fed three children with this monster and I finished all by myself. Shit was so cash.
>>702858499
Literally who?
>>702858642
It's like a melon harem! ^-^
>>702858321
10/10 -IGN
>>702858497
Having trouble?
>>702858499
3/10 "too much water" -IGN
I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, GET USE TO IT!
>>702858497
that pic is wew
>all that water going into that pretty tummy filling her body up
>>702858863
what you get for being gay I guess kek
>>702859116
Nigga u gay
>>702858863
He claimed AK74, but switched to Sig, posted for 4 or 5 days and disappeared.
>>702858637
This eases the pain, but its still there
>>702858830
What kind?
>>702858843
You're a girl?
>>702859333
>fingers the miho by making checkum gesture
Checked!
I'm starting my adventures as a holy paladin
I'm gunna smite some nitches
>>702858700
You're a cute bully
>>702859116
Hi, Here Queer
>>702859206
Do you have an inflation fet too?
>>702858830
I'll check it out tonight
>>702858863
cash is also what those children need, keep up the good work
>>702859036
have you ever had any real pun? ha get it because pun and fun
did i make a funny yet
>>702859206
yes indeed to both about being healthy and hydrated, and also about faggots
>>702859493
>switching waifus
Good riddance.
>>702857839
I like...curly fries
>>702857842
Uh, neat.
Looks pretty good from what I see
>>702857898
Youre welcome!
>>702857919
My man!
>>702857986
Our meat may have heat, but we are the same you and I
>>702858025
Fair, very fair.
Cant beat a good coldcut
>>702858141
Sounds pretty good, I make homemade mcfuffdivers every morning!
>>702858167
Hm, thats what we called this kid in high school
>>702858499
Aw man, I love me that tyson business
>>702859493
Yes, i will take your dick
>>702859493
No, I'm watching anime with my girlfriend and smoking weed with her. Basically hanging out with her.
>>702858167
My ass is also nice. It's practically a woman's.
>>702858499
Fair enough. My cock is still wonder drugs though. I have a boner for 9mm sidearms and FN Five-seveN even though it's basically .22Mag.
>>702859206
>what you get for being an fagit
>not what you get for not being careful about where you stick your dick
>not what you get for failing to recognize the signs of abuse and GTFO ASAP
>>702859493
>Sig
Best of the main four. Although,
>not claiming FAL or G3
>>702859637
Aye. Fast food shitters with crushed souls.
>>702858700
This was the original thing, but the filesize was too large and someone edited it for me. I didn't want the last part included in that new gif because I already had pic related.
http://i.imgur.com/aIkXm3p.gif
>>702859493
All I have left is some Cheese pizza.
>Wew
>>702859599
I found this great app called MangaFinder, it leads to another app called MangaRock, been using my tablet for it.
>>702859637
Ham Sandwich? Kek, sounds like a horrible nickname.
>>702859763
>Mfw chicks at work tell me I have a nice ass and mess with me
Its weird but I like it :>
>>702859847
>cheese pizza
Post it, faggot :^)
>>702859890
None for you. Only pizza for me.
Hey fagoids!
Whats happening tonight? Seems quiet out in waifu land.
>>702859847
Post some more crazy gf fiction. This time from the perspective of the ex
>>702859599
That was a valiant effort.
>>702859622
Is Tomoko supposed to be schizophrenic?
>>702859333
Meanie!
>>702860183
What? No? She's just an edge lord chuuni fujo.
>>702859637
It's a nice easy breakfast
>above Waldo, there's a half naked lady
therefore, lewd
>>702860081
Threads a bit slow now
>>702859763
Tis be the life we chose naive. We'll leave one day
>>702859847
Eh, mine was Carol.
I was named Shelby after the car and the guy who made it was Carol Shelby
>>702860105
I'd expect Esdeath to be more familiar with the Ex's perspective.
>>702859515
no not inflation just the thought of a women using the water agianst its own will to feed her hungry body is hot
>>702859599
agreed
>>702859637
same
>>702859763
what are the signs of abuse doc mercy?
>>702860283
What is with all the different hand writing on the wall?
I'm over thinking this.
>>702860265
>Bullies
Yuno-
oh, nevermind
>>702860530
Water's inanimate
It doesn't have a will
You stupid cunt
>>702859788
Looks much better with this framerate. GIF is still a terrible format with 256 colors limit and ridiculous filesizes for the quality it holds.
>>702860629
>I'm over thinking this.
This completely. It's just a metaphor for teen angst and pure edge.
>>702860422
I think youre looking for lewds at this point ninetails
>>702859788
>>702860483
Ive never been an ex and I dont know how I would feel about being one but I wouldnt be happy
>>702860678
I know but its close maybe thier is some bacteria in thier? or an ant oh yes yes and ant or a tiny persons kid
>>702859622
The love was dead
>>702859637
Stalker
>>702859752
You're just trying to cheer me up, its OK though I still love you <3
>>702859761
Ah, that makes more sense.
>>702859763
FiveSeveN is dumb and ugly
>Best of main four
I see how it is.
>>702859847
Lucky, all I've got is triple pepperoni
Girls do that to me too, it's kind of weird.
I just like running, I don't want them touching my butt.
>>702860678
Don't be mean to Esdeath
>>702855463
>>702860876
I love too, Galil-chan <3
But I might be serious too though~
>>702860876
He never loved her to begin with. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't love his current "waifu" either.
>>702856668
>>702860771
I don't know what you're talking about
>>702860812
No, just no
You are beyond help
>>702860807
Beautiful. Pretty sure you could have it in 1080p without surpassing the 4Mb limit.
>>702860458
My nickname was Qwerty.
>I even made a little keyboard keychain for my backpack
>Lost it somewhere about 5 years ago
I miss it.
>>702860876
Wew. I wish I had Hawaiian or Pepperoni
>Cheese is gud tho
Love ya gals, Im all tired and and shit
>>702860634
Miho, We need to chat.
>>702859847
can you download manga because i just download a bunch when on wifi
>>702860171
i try
>>702860530
never disagreeing with you i see
>>702860751
>what does it mean to be edgy
to have edge
>>702860634
they are good for the environment
>>702861004
I'd hope so, but its unrealistic. Its OK though, I don't own you <3
>>702861037
You didn't even remember him
>>702861357
Hawaiian is god tier
>>702861363
Good night Kneesocks.
>>702861469
>POMF
Yes?
>>702861718
kek
>>702859637
thats pretty sweet. the where's waldo im talking about.
>>702861718
Yeah thats how I do it, you can download a ton of manga
>>702861791
My nigga.
>Hawaiian is my favourite
Nothing beats Canadian bacon and pineapple.
>>702861102
cant tell if you are jokeing with me and pokeing fun or mean it tinies are just little humans in the giantess world
>>702860696
I'm confused, >>702860807 is better than the GIF's that the anon made? I mean, yeah, they were a bit slow, but now there's that WEBM I can use.
>>702861791
Maybe if we were both insanely lucky~ <3
>>702861791
He doesn't deserve to be remembered, he was a dirty heretic.
>>702861718
Well, she really is edgy. And Edgy and Chuuni go hand in hand.
>>702861981
I assume that webm was converted from your source GIF, that means it has exactly the same quality but much lower filesize.
>>702861978
I genuinely don't like you
that help?
Wait, did Ika leave?!
>>702862369
As cute as Nadeko is, she is fucking shit. Terrible waifu mate.
>>702859847
My ass is super grabable.
>>702860530
Signs of an abusive partner include but are not limited to
>an excessive emotional attachment, bordering upon a form of addiction, with an extremely early onset
>a desire to be controlling and dominant, bedroom fun aside; telling you what to wear, attempting to forbid you from seeing certain people or going certain places, et cetera
>threats of violence or self-harm or suicide if you leave them/do not comply with their wishes; coercion in general
>a paranoid level of jealousy
>doing non-consensual things to you, eg rape, sexual assault, although this one is self-evident
>attempts to restrict your access to the web or other forms of communication
>regularly asking for or requiring updates on your location or what you are doing
>any form of violence, bedroom funtimes aside
>dehumanizing you, as one does enemy soldiers; this is usually an effort to justify their abuse to themselves and make you continue to put up with it
>they blame you for everything bad
>making you do all the work; cooking, cleaning and so on and so forth
>using your children or other family as pawns in any way
>any form of stalking behavior
Basically Esdeath's ideal woman.
>>702860876
Funco, Sixteen and Elle ain't that great is all. Galil still a best supporting girl.
>>702862536
Well Esdeath has all those signs, so it'd be a perfect match
>Ran
>>702862536
>Basically Esdeath's ideal woman.
He's probably fapping to this list right now.
>>702862536
Yes, but take a look, there's the Professor.
>>702862532
Woah, slow your roll. Nadeko is the best character in that series for as little screen time as she gets.
You just don't understand her.
>>702861843
There is a far off war in a far off land. We mist stop the forces of communism in that land.
>>702862819
OK now what?
>>702856766
>>702862790
Hi. Sorry I said hello then dipped out previously.
>>702861976
I know, nobody else in my family likes it but its so good.Whenever I have my brother or someone over I have to order 2 pizzas because they can't appreciate the taste of pineapple.
>>702862007
Well, that would be rather fun~
>>702862030
Switching is not always heretical
>>702862536
I count Galil as a main character.
And I like Elle
Great asses are plentiful in /waifu/ aparently
>>702862684
You're such a bully
>>702862933
Too bad it probably won't happen though </3
>>702862933
So what if I am?
It's for a good reason
>>702862790
>liar
>jealousy overload
>delusional
>embarrassed of herself
>no self worth
>great friends who she ignores
>basically a succubus
>dabbles in magic she does not understand
>self harm
The only thing she did right was ask Koyomi for help, and she barely did that correctly.
>>702862933
>Switching is not always heretical
This is what circlejerking avatarfags actually believe.
Make /waifu/ great again.
>>702862922
Don't worry. I do that all the time too!
So what are you up to right now?
>>702862536
Yeah, but most of the chicks in the office don't touch my booty, mostly because I asked them not touch the sacred booty.
>>702862933
>Don't like pineapple
Heresy. Dirty heathens.
>K likes pineapple, she's a good kid
>J is a dirty heathen.
>>702862922
Hello! How's it going, Shiro anon?
