Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
As long as you contain yourself at the table
Maybe Mercy is right~
>no life here
To Love-Ru S2 in stream, don't know why anyone else isn't interested in it though.
Yes you do.
I already said no!
>he was just posting random reaction images.
Then how are you sure it was Hand-Kun if he didn't post his hand or say that it was him?
>I had a good nap
>and am reading some fucked up manga.
>Seriously this shit is fucked.
I don't think Mercy is right
I think some medicine would probably help
Also a cute. And a tasty. I need dick in my life right now, I'm so thirsty you'd think I was living among the sand people.
GALIL. So now I want a SCAR-H and a Mauser C96 with broomhandle. And a Sturmgewehr 44.
WELCOME TO JAPAN, HERE ARE YOUR COMPLIMENTARY SCHOOLGIRL PANTIES.
was assuming other tomo but whatever
then why you sick
Its called Dead-Tube. Its like a rekt thread on 4chan but you throw in some rape and molestation along with the MC being a 4chan esque gorefag who gets off to people being in fucked up situations and dying. Its an interesting read though.
Penny, the only good human being on 4chan, how are you my man?
Put it on the dick
What I really want (besides every Galil variant) is a luger action full auto 20 gauge
nah some anon post my stuff makes me out to be lonely and that i want to kill myself
alot why you dont fap to your waifu?
Mercy is a doctor, i'd listen if i were you
Anyone has pictures of their waifu being a bully?
But i dont have any cash on me.
Could be worse. Most of my fans just post lewd images of Tomoko.
My cock is guaranteed to make you feel better, baby~
Sounds great. Also, fuck yeah modern battle rifles. I have a battle rifle boner because I'm not exactly designed for CQC (read: I'm a fatbody but an excellent shot).
>not wanting an actual Luger
I just want a decent 1911. Or a Colt handgun chambered in 10mm.
Heyo, first Angeloid.
Pls no bully.
Pretty good, J fucked with his professor today, in his Comm class he was having a discussion about religions and when asked what his religion was (he's agnostic, fence rider kinda thing) he said "I'm a firm believer in the Greater Good. My religion, known as the Church Of Tau, believes firmly that the greater good will guide humanity to its place among the stars, and with an extreme fascination with technology, we stride forward for the Greater Good." I heard this, and I fucking keked, and they believed him, and they went along with it. One guy in the back came up with him after class and said "Filthy heretic Tau, the Emperor is the only truth." He had a good day, and gave me a good laugh.
I'm a pretty skinny dude with some buff ass legs, so most light rifles are my pick. I found a REALLY light M1 Carbine the other day, almost bought it.
>I need to work on my upper arm strength.
The only dick I'll take is senpai's
Maybe Galil-chan's too
But that's it
ive seen that yeah. yeah update is going will take a bit
she only ever gets bullied
Are you sure you don't want to give it back?
That's something I didn't expect.
Why? Nothing wrong with a little bullying, I wouldn't mind.
That works too.
Kyouko is THE bully. At least between the other megucas.
Whatever happened to that Griffith claimer?
Did his yandere boyfriend kill him?
though I would find this erotica im sure this could in some way be considered bullying
QOTT What was your last meal that you made?
>hundreds of burgers
ok good to know, well whatever if someone wants to die it's their choice as long as it isn't about being a little bitch, like muh bullying
maybe 99% sure
sounds cool i should look it up, i need more fucked up shit to read
yes that is bully, as long as one is hurt in anyway but does not die, it is bully, and bully keeps the world going
I made a buffet of pain and misery with a side of torture and curly fries
Mas quando o coração não me enxergar
Vai de deixar louca de saudade
Vai ter louca de vontade
I'm too lazy to post pics.
I can prove by posting things in Portuguese
Açaí with Cupuaçu. Pretty good. I'd recommend
That's funny, I grilled some burgers a while ago.
That's too much blood for me to count as erotic.
I can barely pick up 50lbs. You never want a kick in the ribs from me, though. My legs spend all day hauling around 215lbs at work and on walks, not to mention all the squatting and standing.
I promise I'll be gentle~
>coldcut six inch
A really dope ass sandwich. I'm not that good at cooking so I try and keep it simple.
I don't count reheating and microwave stuff as being "made."
Well, RIP in piece, Griffisu
oh well that guy dies when she kicks him
>the blood makes it more erotic~
Yukari and Chen are always being bullies
An egg and cheese sammich
Sadly i didn't have bacon
He's talking about me
Yeah, its pretty good so far, lotta twists in the plot.
Nah, Penny is too sweet and innocent to bully anyone.
>If anything she'd be the one getting bullied.
I use to ride a bike 15 miles a day, up and down two giant ass hills, so I got some firm ass legs
>And a nice ass.
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Have you ever eaten a clock?
It's very time consuming.
Somehow your game Waifu reminds me of a possible Waifu who was also from a game.
Ever had sex while camping?
It's fucking intense.
who is griffsu and what this about a yandere bf what did he do?
yes RIP indeed im sure, is it the same "dope ass sandwich" from last time
doesn't matter a turn on is a turn on
twists are what keep a plot good as long as the twist is delivered good
have you ever umm uhh...
Sorry for late post, I was eating.
Felix is my qt trap not yours!
I would like a Luger, but they aren't high on my list.A 10mm MPX would be great though
What happened to AK/Sig?
Chicken patty burger
Koume, I miss you why don't you post very often?
Swear to God I'll kill you motherfucker.
Maybe as in most likely, Galil-chan
It is okay.
You just can't have THAT melon.
Good thing my waifu is nice! here is a gift.
Cool sequence, this would look amazing on a webm.
At least both your bullies are extremely cute.
Wot. When and where? All she's ever been is sweet and gentle to me.
They're some fantastic twists.
Speaking of pizza, now I want some. Kek.
Busy with girls stuff
No, you piece of shit.
Few nights ago a Griffith poster posted about a new bf that was a total doucher. Violent, couldn't reign in his own emotions, silver spoonfed his entire life apparently. Pretty sure we convinced Griffith-anon to break it off with the guy. Haven't heard from him since.
It was. Could have fed three children with this monster and I finished all by myself. Shit was so cash.
3/10 "too much water" -IGN
that pic is wew
>all that water going into that pretty tummy filling her body up
what you get for being gay I guess kek
He claimed AK74, but switched to Sig, posted for 4 or 5 days and disappeared.
This eases the pain, but its still there
You're a girl?
>fingers the miho by making checkum gesture
I'm starting my adventures as a holy paladin
I'm gunna smite some nitches
You're a cute bully
Hi, Here Queer
Do you have an inflation fet too?
I'll check it out tonight
cash is also what those children need, keep up the good work
have you ever had any real pun? ha get it because pun and fun
did i make a funny yet
yes indeed to both about being healthy and hydrated, and also about faggots
I like...curly fries
Looks pretty good from what I see
Our meat may have heat, but we are the same you and I
Fair, very fair.
Cant beat a good coldcut
Sounds pretty good, I make homemade mcfuffdivers every morning!
Hm, thats what we called this kid in high school
Aw man, I love me that tyson business
Yes, i will take your dick
No, I'm watching anime with my girlfriend and smoking weed with her. Basically hanging out with her.
My ass is also nice. It's practically a woman's.
Fair enough. My cock is still wonder drugs though. I have a boner for 9mm sidearms and FN Five-seveN even though it's basically .22Mag.
>what you get for being an fagit
>not what you get for not being careful about where you stick your dick
>not what you get for failing to recognize the signs of abuse and GTFO ASAP
Best of the main four. Although,
>not claiming FAL or G3
Aye. Fast food shitters with crushed souls.
This was the original thing, but the filesize was too large and someone edited it for me. I didn't want the last part included in that new gif because I already had pic related.
All I have left is some Cheese pizza.
I found this great app called MangaFinder, it leads to another app called MangaRock, been using my tablet for it.
Ham Sandwich? Kek, sounds like a horrible nickname.
>Mfw chicks at work tell me I have a nice ass and mess with me
Its weird but I like it :>
Whats happening tonight? Seems quiet out in waifu land.
What? No? She's just an edge lord chuuni fujo.
It's a nice easy breakfast
>above Waldo, there's a half naked lady
Threads a bit slow now
Tis be the life we chose naive. We'll leave one day
Eh, mine was Carol.
I was named Shelby after the car and the guy who made it was Carol Shelby
I'd expect Esdeath to be more familiar with the Ex's perspective.
no not inflation just the thought of a women using the water agianst its own will to feed her hungry body is hot
what are the signs of abuse doc mercy?
It doesn't have a will
You stupid cunt
Looks much better with this framerate. GIF is still a terrible format with 256 colors limit and ridiculous filesizes for the quality it holds.
>I'm over thinking this.
This completely. It's just a metaphor for teen angst and pure edge.
I think youre looking for lewds at this point ninetails
Ive never been an ex and I dont know how I would feel about being one but I wouldnt be happy
I know but its close maybe thier is some bacteria in thier? or an ant oh yes yes and ant or a tiny persons kid
The love was dead
You're just trying to cheer me up, its OK though I still love you <3
Ah, that makes more sense.
FiveSeveN is dumb and ugly
>Best of main four
I see how it is.
Lucky, all I've got is triple pepperoni
Girls do that to me too, it's kind of weird.
I just like running, I don't want them touching my butt.
Don't be mean to Esdeath
I love too, Galil-chan <3
But I might be serious too though~
He never loved her to begin with. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't love his current "waifu" either.
I don't know what you're talking about
No, just no
You are beyond help
Beautiful. Pretty sure you could have it in 1080p without surpassing the 4Mb limit.
My nickname was Qwerty.
>I even made a little keyboard keychain for my backpack
>Lost it somewhere about 5 years ago
I miss it.
Wew. I wish I had Hawaiian or Pepperoni
>Cheese is gud tho
Miho, We need to chat.
can you download manga because i just download a bunch when on wifi
never disagreeing with you i see
>what does it mean to be edgy
to have edge
they are good for the environment
I'd hope so, but its unrealistic. Its OK though, I don't own you <3
You didn't even remember him
Hawaiian is god tier
Good night Kneesocks.
thats pretty sweet. the where's waldo im talking about.
Yeah thats how I do it, you can download a ton of manga
>Hawaiian is my favourite
Nothing beats Canadian bacon and pineapple.
cant tell if you are jokeing with me and pokeing fun or mean it tinies are just little humans in the giantess world
I'm confused, >>702860807 is better than the GIF's that the anon made? I mean, yeah, they were a bit slow, but now there's that WEBM I can use.
Maybe if we were both insanely lucky~ <3
He doesn't deserve to be remembered, he was a dirty heretic.
Well, she really is edgy. And Edgy and Chuuni go hand in hand.
I assume that webm was converted from your source GIF, that means it has exactly the same quality but much lower filesize.
As cute as Nadeko is, she is fucking shit. Terrible waifu mate.
My ass is super grabable.
Signs of an abusive partner include but are not limited to
>an excessive emotional attachment, bordering upon a form of addiction, with an extremely early onset
>a desire to be controlling and dominant, bedroom fun aside; telling you what to wear, attempting to forbid you from seeing certain people or going certain places, et cetera
>threats of violence or self-harm or suicide if you leave them/do not comply with their wishes; coercion in general
>a paranoid level of jealousy
>doing non-consensual things to you, eg rape, sexual assault, although this one is self-evident
>attempts to restrict your access to the web or other forms of communication
>regularly asking for or requiring updates on your location or what you are doing
>any form of violence, bedroom funtimes aside
>dehumanizing you, as one does enemy soldiers; this is usually an effort to justify their abuse to themselves and make you continue to put up with it
>they blame you for everything bad
>making you do all the work; cooking, cleaning and so on and so forth
>using your children or other family as pawns in any way
>any form of stalking behavior
Basically Esdeath's ideal woman.
Funco, Sixteen and Elle ain't that great is all. Galil still a best supporting girl.
>Basically Esdeath's ideal woman.
He's probably fapping to this list right now.
Yes, but take a look, there's the Professor.
Woah, slow your roll. Nadeko is the best character in that series for as little screen time as she gets.
You just don't understand her.
There is a far off war in a far off land. We mist stop the forces of communism in that land.
Hi. Sorry I said hello then dipped out previously.
I know, nobody else in my family likes it but its so good.Whenever I have my brother or someone over I have to order 2 pizzas because they can't appreciate the taste of pineapple.
Well, that would be rather fun~
Switching is not always heretical
I count Galil as a main character.
And I like Elle
Great asses are plentiful in /waifu/ aparently
You're such a bully
Too bad it probably won't happen though </3
>embarrassed of herself
>no self worth
>great friends who she ignores
>basically a succubus
>dabbles in magic she does not understand
The only thing she did right was ask Koyomi for help, and she barely did that correctly.
>Switching is not always heretical
This is what circlejerking avatarfags actually believe.
Make /waifu/ great again.
Don't worry. I do that all the time too!
So what are you up to right now?
Yeah, but most of the chicks in the office don't touch my booty, mostly because I asked them not touch the sacred booty.
>Don't like pineapple
Heresy. Dirty heathens.
>K likes pineapple, she's a good kid
>J is a dirty heathen.