>proof /b/ will argue about anything
Name a better Pop Tart flavor
>you can't
I like S'mores but I've never sampled the whole library so I can't fairly decide.
i just miss her so much
You're right I can't. Cherry is where it's at.
>>702854349
i grew up with the common strawberry poptart
that being said, im an adult with adult taste and i dont eat poptarts seriously anymore. you are a pleb if you think its worth debating
Maple syrup and rum
>>702854482
wild berry was pretty great. don't know if it's still around, though
>>702854641
still good.
adult tastes? what do you munch when you're high, foie gras?
How the fuck can you eat that stuff? It's cloyingly sweet and ridiculously unhealthy.
This was my breakfast today. Try something like that for a while and you may actually be able to resurrect your abused taste buds.
Do you guys toast your pop tarts? I just eat 'em as is
>>702854882
Different anon here, but I like smoked duck, prosciutto and horse sashimi when I'm drinking. Salted duck and quail eggs are a good boozing snack too.
Frosted Strawberry
Sales figures don't lie.
>>702854349
my taste in poptarts just recenty shifted back to the fruit flavors. i was just eating all the cinammon or s'more type before
>>702854949
murica
you guys are making me want pop tarts
>>702854949
hard to explain. one of those treats from growing up that's equal parts nostalgic and delicious.
like cinnamon toast crunch
>>702855122
I eat them as is as well.
When did they start coming in packs of 8? I always remember it being 6.
Which is horseshit. Two poptarts never filled anyone up, so I eat two more. And then what? I leave a box with just two left? Have to eat those as well.
>>702854349
is putting butter on your poptart really as good as that family guy song says it is?
>>702854349
Chocolate chip
>>702854482
I do like the S'mores too, but my favorite will probably always be Brown Sugar Cinnamon.
Pic related, got a box last week, they are fucking horrible.
>>702854349
Nigger are you joking?
>>702855217
nice. good charcuterie is A+ with good booze
don't feel like I can appreciate it all when I'm hella blazed
>>702854949
>I'm a weeaboo
Sorry Yoshi, not into seaweed.
Dog flavored!
>>702855811
seems like a good idea, though...
>>702855515
Well, I can certainly understand nostalgia. Hell I just bought a Super Famicom last night with Seiken Densetsu 2. And Cinnamon Toast Crunch is delicious and heroin-like. But while my mother would occassionally buy Pop Tarts, even as a kid I thought they were just... Not good. As an adult, I would probably become nauseous if I were to eat one.
>>702855967
why the fuck would you eat a cinnamon roll in pop tart form when you could just as easily pop some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls in the oven?
>>702855967
I've thought about trying these.
I've also thought about trying Watermelon, but I'm to proud of being white to lower myself to that level.
>>702854800
Still is, and still the best.
>>702854349
Is the new SleepCabin ou yet?
I miss Stamper
>>702856195
>Implying I have time to use an oven
This ain't /pol/ man.
>>702856016
Weaboos live in Nowheresville, Wisconsin and eat overpriced imported Pocky, and know about twelve words of Japanese, most of which they will misuse. Note the tatami in my pic. I've lived and worked in Japan for over ten years.
Also, good nori is delicious.
>>702856086
hell yeah.
I guess if you're not used to grocery store brands, it'd be really shocking. I've got a bodega on my corner for all the munchies.
>>702856359
>implying you own an oven
forgot, it's /b/
>>702854349
>>702856375
>Note the tatami
Not in my twelve word Japanese vocabulary, sorry.
>>702855122
>>702855811
>>702856227
>>702855967
>tfw Canadian and don't get all these exotic flavours.
We get, like, 6 flavours.
>OP here
wait, is it proper to stylize it as pop•tarts? look closely at the logo
>>702855994
No weed here, I fear. That's a good way to get deported.
But I ain't even kidding about the charcuterie. Pic related.
>>702856708
at least you're not missing much? classic flavors are where it's at. even hard to find cherry flavor here sometimes.
>>702856708
Do you guys have the unfrosted ones? My mom loves them but they're impossible to find.
>>702854349
blueberry, choc fudge, choc chip cookie
moot flavor
>>702856768
good shit.
how is horse sashimi? going to Iceland in October and I hear it's popular. Not morally opposed, just never had to try it in the States.
>>702856673
The reed flooring. Not much of that outside Japan, and even here it's becoming rarer, unfortunately.
>>702855515
I ate an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in one sitting once. It was a few months ago, I think.
>>702856195
My mommy doesn't let me use the oven, nor would she allow me to use the knife to spread the icing.
>>702856708
Is that a boy or a girl?
>>702857081
I'll stick to stained and sealed concrete. Looks decent, it's insanely easy to clean, and it's fucking impossible to mess up.
>>702857020
Really good. Here it's usually served with soy sauce and raw quail egg as yukke. Pricey, though. That small block in the pic is 183 grams and over 1000 yen.
I had it before back in Canada, in Quebec. It's popular there, too. In fact, it really only seems to be the US that feels about horse the way Indians feel about cows, Cultural taboos are weird.
/thread
>>702854349
Confetti Cupcake or just strawberry with no frosting.
>>702854349
Have you ever put butter on a Pop-tart? Its so friggin good
>>702857535
oh fuck I forgot about these
>>702857345
Actually, tatami is very easy to maintain. Just sweep it now and then. It also looks nice, has a very pleasant natural scent and actually feels much softer under your feet since it has a bit of give. I won't even live anywhere that doesn't have at least one tatami room.
>>702857403
Most people in the US are just pussies when it comes to exotic meats. I wouldn't be opposed to eating horse, but I also for some reason assume that it just wouldn't be as good as beef. I would expect it to be too lean.
Then again, that was my expectation of Camel, and Camel meat is fucking delicious.
>>702857630
I bet you put butter on banana bread.
>>702854349
My Nigga.
>>702857630
if you're a true pop tart connoisseur, you'd use margarine
>>702857630
I was doing this before the song came out, and I though it was weird that people hadn't. I did it one time and made a friend eat one. She thought I was insane, and then had to admit that it was so friggin good.
>>702856561
I'm a masochist, but does anyone like the scrambled eggs and bacon ones? Pic related
>>702854349
Smores. Easy.
>>702857081
Yeah ill stick to hardwood, thanks.
>>702857701
It's different. A bit chewier.
I'll happily try any meat as long as I didn't know its previous owner personally. The most exotic I've had would be kangaroo or deep-fried scorpion, depending on your definition of exotic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsFgDjyePc
>>702857937
Yeah, actually
>>702854349
You think Cherry is the shit? Get the fuck outta here.
>pic related
>>702857937
Disgusting.
>>702856561
/thread
>gratuitous rule 34
>>702856375
>lived and worked in japan for ten years.
How's that like?
Words from a California guy that know nothing.
>>702857962
To each his own.
You can't know just how nice it is to walk on until you've done so barefoot.
>>702855530
Paula poundstone?
>>702854349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwh8S0YTaiY
>>702858363
I wouldn't be here if I didn't like it. The country suits me: safe, hard-working, public drinking is acceptable, you can set your watch by the running of the trains...
They can be a little resistant to change, though. 旧態依然 is the expression: doing things a certain way because that's how they've always been done. All cultures are guilty of that to one extent or another, but when a culture actually has a word for it, you have to expect a greater extent, eh?
I did my time as a English teacher at both an Eikaiwa and a local uni, but now I translate. Great pay if you freelance.
>>702855811
Can confirm A&W poptarts taste like diet root beer, mixed with vomit.
>>702855811
m8 just stop
>>702854349
Fucking original brown sugar cinnamon.
>>702858363
The common person in japan is nigh destitute and relies on working 80 hrs a week while making the equivalent of minimum wage as a salaryman. The cost of fresh food is outrageous, so most of them keep thin because they are actually staving on a nutritional level. Its crowded and extremely racist/xenophobic. Its a nice place to visit, but i wouldnt live there.
Also, good luck finding anyone wiling to help you out with directions.
>>702856046
HaHa EDGY DUDE
>>702854349
Pop tart power rankings
1. Smores
2. Frosted strawberry
3. Brown sugar and cinnamon
4. OP's pic
>>702859254
OP here.
You make it out to any baseball games? Seems like fans go absolutely fucking nuts for their home team
>>702858040
There are things that I've had that I just don't like, but I'll also try about anything.
For example, Octopus. Had it a few times, don't like it. Also prefer crab over lobster, not a fan of the texture.
But I have really been wanting to try Snake and Shark for a long time. I've heard both are amazing.
One thing I would be wary about eating is any kind of rodent. Seems dirty for some reason.
>>702857733
Doesn't sound half bad
>>702855122
Depends. Some I toast, some I freeze, some I eat as is. Really depends on the flavor.
>>702855325
This.
Any anon who feels differently is a wrong
>>702854949
If you can't enjoy both there is something wrong with you.
>>702859633
Shark is tasteless, go with snake, its stringy but good.
The limited edition Watermelon flavor kicks ass.
>>702859633
The only rodent wirth eating is rabbit.
>>702855811
S'mores is my No. 1 when toasted, but brown sugar was my favorite for the longest time. Now it's my No. 2.
>>702859470
Everything you wrote is just wrong.
People work a lot, but 80 hours a week is crazy by the standards even here. Food is not that expensive and I cook fresh stuff everyday. The younger generation is no mkre xenophobic than the average American. And getting help with directions? Hell, here's what you do:
1. Be foreign.
2. Look at a map with a confused expression.
3. Someone will try to help you.
Seriously, I get offers all the time when I read a map in public.
But what the hell would I know? I've only been here a decade.
>>702856561
I disagree. To me the are much the same, just different. Like a pie vs a cake.
>>702856708
Why?
>>702859254
California guy here. sounds like a clam life style.
Being in my world seems to hurt my heal with all the BS people living here. after I turned 22 I been keeping my head low and don't talk to anyone that I don't know. oil prices took a shit so my 32 a hour to 16 a hour pay ran out the window. And the DUI seems to being eating away at my pocket. Glad to hear someone is having fun. makes me feel like I still have hope.
>>702855811
The Orange crush ones are actually excellent. And I don't even eat pop tarts that often. Remember being a kid and hating the brown sugar and s'mores pop tarts. They smelt good. But tasted horrible.
>>702860150
Weeb propaganda.
>>702859633
Octopus is eaten more for texture than flavour, so it's very important to use a really good soy sauce. I use the oyster-infused stuff in pic-related.
I would be a little apprehensive about eating rodent, I suppose, but have you seen pigs in real life? They really are filthy, but bacon, man...
>>702859633
Then you were lied to. Both are mediocre.
>>702859846
Stringy like goat?
>>702860011
Eh, maybe if it was farm raised? I've heard preppers talk about eating rabbit. They say that there is such a high likelihood of disease that you want to immediately roll it in mud, then throw the mud ball on a fire and cook it in the mud to kill everything.
>>702859470 80 hours a week sounds fun
->702860326
>>702859620
Never really been into baseball, but I will make it out to a game just once, for the experience. They really do go pretty nuts for it.
>>702860590
>Octopus is eaten more for texture than flavour
That's the thing I don't like about it. Squid on the other hand, fucking unbeatable.
>>702860637
No... Cooking it when its properly dressed kills everything that could be in the meat.
>>702854349
I was eating the wild berry poptarts when I was watching 9/11 on tv as a kid. You know the purple ones with blue stripes? Whenever I get them, I always think about it. I miss my childhood.
>>702860326
Hang in there, man. I'm finally sorting out some financial problems of my own that I had let fester for way too long, but things are looking up again. It'll get better.
>>702860150
California guy.
so not true?
>>702860886
Oh yeah. Raw, cooked, preserved... squid is awesome. Right now, my wife and I are pretty addicted to the squid tempura sushi in the pic.
>>702860637
Stringier id say, its nothing but cartilage, muscle, and bone.
>>702860554
I think I've proven I'm not a weeb, but believe as you like.
>>702860991
No. People do work too hard here oftentimes, but it is nowhere near as bad as what that guy wrote.
>>702860945
I don't feel to alone here. being in Bakersfield more than all people living here have at at least 4 DUI and all are drunks living in the Kern.
just be happy you don't live in hell because it never rains.
>>702859546
>3. Brown sugar and cinnamon
>>702859400
Brown sugar cinnamon was the best. It had fucking SUGAR in the name, no fruit flavor, not even chocolate. What kid is going to turn down food that is complete sugar?
>>702861207
>tempura
You lost me. Don't know why, but I don't like tempura.
When my wife drags me to Japanese restaurants I always order the Beef Teriyaki, but then instead of Teriyaki sauce I have them use Tonkatsu. Works well.
>>702860726
seems great. read this book, highly recommended.
>>702861549
Funny you should say that. I live in the rainiest part of an already rainy country.
>>702854949
That looks like something I'd shit
I have the best way to eat poptarts and you cannot prove me wrong
>Toast the tart until the frosting turns golden brown, usually 3-4 setting
>The crust may burn a bit but this is oki
>Avoid burning your fingies by grabbing the PTs with a paper towel
>Place your near perfection into the freezer for 20 mins
>take out and eat your chewy goodness'
You have not lived until you have done this
>>702861680
Perhaps it wasn't prepared well? Tempura is tricky and really easy to screw up. Try another place before writing it off entirely.
>>702861685
Interesting. Maybe I'll have a look.
>>702861753
God I would kill to have it at least rain more than twice a year. Other than that its just straight heat to dry cold.
>>702855515
The taste you can see!
>>702861847
Which part? The mussel miso soup? The fresh sea urchin roe? The shrimp tempura sushi rolls? The sweet potato? The kimchi?
If that's what you shit, you're welcome to take a dump in my kitchen whenever you like.
>>702862191
Well, you can get sick of the rain, too, but I like it. It feels peaceful to me.
>>702862191
fuck your city and how it smells like shit
OP here
Don't know if you live near a milk bar, but crack pie is the shit for a good sugar fix.
>>702862611
Brown sugar, graham cracker, instant milk powder and vanilla. It's like the brown sugar pop tart filling but in pie form.
>>702862611
Milk bars are a real thing? I thought they were a Clockwork Orange invention.
>>702862791
Now that doesn't look half-bad.
>>702857081
How many mats is your mansion?
>>702862810
Ha, nah. It's a super pretentious pastry shop by the crew who did momofuku for #foodies. Generally overrated, but this shit is great.
Blueberry
>>702862430
I want to travel far only if i could do it one time.
thought of places my whole life.
my grandma had foreign exchange student from japan. and they would tell me about there home land. always made me think what it would be like. if it was only for just one day.
>>702862600
always does. bur the cheap drugs and alcohol makes the smell go away.
>>702862932
Not a mansion, a little stand-alone house in the mountains. Two 4.5畳 rooms, one 6畳, and about another 8 in hardwood flooring for the kitchen and bathroom area.
We just moved in from a mansion actually. Still need to get a few things like a Washlet.
>>702863043
It is a really welcoming, convenient and safe place to travel. They bend over backwards for tourists and guests.
>>702863241
Spacious living in the mountains - sounds like you've found the ideal.
>>702863241
Here's a pic.
>>702863520
It took a while, and several very unpleasant moves, but yeah, I hit the jackpot.
And the best part? The house is owned by my wife's employer, a university and it's rent-free.
>>702863389
well, they don't have to bend over backwards to impress me. I'm a simple kind of guy that would just take in the sights and sounds of a new place. (also heard they don't like tipping?) pic is not fog...it's smog and that's Bakersfield.
Try dunking toasted PTs in cold milk. You won't eat them any other way after trying it.
>>702863983
I just meant that the level of service, especially to foreign guests, is amazing. I once had a convenience store clerk chase me down over two city blocks because he had accidentally short-changed me, and wanted to return that amount to me.
The amount? Two yen. About two cents. Let's just say I don't worry about counting my change here.
>>702863983
That's right: the bizarre and obnoxious custom of tipping does not exist here. And eating out is really inexpensive to start with.
>>702854349
>literally any flavor cherry sucks ass
but all poptarts taste like cardboard loaded with ass paste, brown sugar is the only decent one
>>702863620
Wow!! Green plants. They have such a thing there? All i have is dirt. I bet when you step on the grass your feet don't bleed. (back yard.)
>>702864516
>>702864673
that would drive me nuts. tipping is in my blood. its like a thing i have to do.
>>702854949
fatty
>>702864829
Yikes.
Yeah, there is a shitload of greenery here. I fucking love it. The pic is the view from my living room. We are literally right up against the mountainside.
The scaffolding will be gone once the maintenance guys are done painting the roof.
>>702854349
That is the best flavor of pop tart. No argument here. :)
>>702855217
What the fuck is horse shashimi? Is it made from seahorses?
>>702865085
Lolwut?
I actually just lost a shitload of weight. I was a fatty but got sick of it. I look goddamn good for a guy turning 39 next month.
>>702857500
blueberry is the fucking worst
>>702865337
Raw horse meat. Usually called 馬刺し (basashi).
>>702857937
That sounds so good right now
>>702857701
>>702858040
>>702859633
>>702860637
Why don't you guys just go into a butcher shop and suck each other's dicks. You fucking queerbo meatloving weirdo fags.
>>702865144
>greenery
>view from living room
WOW, stop you won. had me sold at green plants.
>>702865009
It's remarkably easy to become accustomed to not paying someone to refrain from spitting in your food. I still tip well when I visit Canada, but I fucking hate it.
>>702865399
666 lb, holy fuck surprised the floor supports you
>>702865542
I have never eaten dick. I have had roasted cow womb, however. Very chewy.
>>702865704
not much on the going out to eat then paying tip.
more on the side of Drinking and tipping.
And i tip fat when i drink.
>>702865399
>666
>>702865674
I know how you feel. Before I moved here, I was living in an apartment downtown, right off the bar/restaurant street. Great location for eating out, which I love to do, but I sure as fuck don't miss the traffic, sirens, and drunk salarymen having loud conversations on the street at 3:00am.
Pop Tarts are fuckin nasty. They're always soggy.
>>702865734
There's a decimal in there, on the off chance you're not joking. Christ, 666 lbs? Fuck, I wouldn't be able to see past my gut to take the pic.
Also, it's kg. We use metric here, unlike the two holdouts against it: The US and fucking Burma.
>>702856932
These are the best! I keep a box in my locker at work. Eat them during a break.
I like the Christmas sugar cookie ones, good memories of my grandmother before she ded
>>702866038
Yeah, I'm a badass. Is that show any good, BTW? Never seen it. Them again, I tried watching ATHF and found it fucking stupid.
>>702866417
3 motherfucker. You forgot Liberia.
>>702866108
not much of drunk salarymen being lound.
more of drunk oildale fights and tweakers stealing shit.
and junkies
and single moms that have parties to find new baby daddies.
and drug sellers..
>>702866601
its alright. if your really into metal spoofs.
>>702866730
Jesus fucking Christ, anon, you need to get the hell away from there for both your safety and sanity. You are describing Hell's antechamber.
>>702866593
These
>>702866700
Ah yes, I overlooked the great nation of Liberia, didn't I? What an elite fucking club...
Yall forgot that bleach flavored pop tart
>>702866917
IT's all good. lived there since i was born.
just get tried of it now and again.
and sad.
canadian here, i've seen the peanut butter ones in commercials but never in store
are they as life changing as it sounds?
>>702865399
hey dude how did you get a job there like what field and everything would love to have a job in a foreign country
>>702867560
If you do, maybe don't go into a thread about fuckin' poptarts and act like a pompous asshole.
>>702867781
wtf nigger fuck you im just asking op seems like an intresting dude suck a dick
>>702854349
ez
>>702854949
I bet your breath smells great
>>702867560
Originally, I just travelled here to be with my girlfriend-now-wife while she was studying here. She later got a job as a JET, later ended up teaching at a uni, I got some translation work through there and it just went on like that.
You gotta learn some serious Jap, though.
>>702868233
The rest of it. Can't figure out how to crop out my name on this device.
>>702868108
My breath only stinks when I eat natto.
>>702868511
And forgot the pic,
>>702867560
Of course, the easiest way to get here is to have a uni degree is anything, really, and apply to an English school. It's brainless work and you have to deal with kids but it's the simplest way to get your foot in the door.
we all know the superior flavor here i mean come on
>>702854349
Melon paech is pretty good, also prickly pear apricot.
>ΠπΠ¶↑£
>>702854349
brown sugar and cinnamon nigger
>>702868233
God, you got to tell me more what's it like out there.
but this thread seems like it's about to be dead.
>>702869288
OP here
THIS THREAD CANT DIE IT'S BROUGHT SO MANY PEOPLE TOGETHER.
>>702869288
It looks that way, but what would you like to know before it dies?
I'll start another thread on food/Japan in a few hours, but I'm going to head out for lunch soon.
>>702869442
I know that's why i feel sad.
love from that California guy ):
>>702869783
well, i don't want to keep from not eating lunch and not tipping.
so peace out from California.
>>702870157
All right. Cheers, anons. Maybe I'll see you again in a few hours.
>>702870318
make a thread. i'm only getting beer.
>>702857937
the sausage egg and cheese ones are top tier breakfast savory pastry
>>702859254
You're not the dad from Yotsubato are you?
>>702871436
I had to look up what that is, so I don't think so.
Unfrosted strawberry. Put butter on that shit. Fucking genius.
>>702870370
Got my beer what did i miss
>>702854800
Dubs prove wild berry is superior.
>>702872302
kill yoursel-
butter? suddenly im at half mast, does it really work?
>>702872021
What the fuck time is it over there?
>>702854482
smores were the shit until i found brown cinnamon and red velvet
>>702872993
Almost 1:00 pm, so I'm heading out for lunch and to do some shopping, but I'll make a food/Japan thread when I get back in a few hours. I'll post a pic of my cat on the tatami when I do, so look for that.
Cheers, all.
>>702872593
>bud light
Irredeemable.
Hot fudge
Can't believe this hasn't 404'd yet.
Grape is the best
>>702877547
>>702860154
who the fuck wants pie when there is cake
>>702874367
If you drink beer and you're concerned about how cool you look, you're a faggot and you should kill yourself.
You're just as bad as the cancerous vegan elitists that you undoubtably bitch about.
>>702854485
dont we all
>>702854349
how are you not even talking about fucking wild berry you goddamn faggot casual piece of shit
>>702877766
What if you'd rather just have ice cream?
>>702877890
that wasn't the option anon. catch up already for fuck sakes.
>but just to play both sides...warm pie and icecream trumps cake
>>702878447
It is now, it's been established.
