Skewer it on a kabab and keep it alive. Let it die slowly of exposure and kababness.
OP, you better deliver or we will hack you and dox the shit out of you.
>op doesn't deliver
>a new wasted night, a new wasted oportunity
there's so much wolf hair in our apartment, dude!
Yes, this. Send it to space with the other one.
build him a little castle out of cardboard to fuck his new wife in.
Bet his dick looks like a pickle
>I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
>took the throne and wench he deserved
Oh fuck, I can't handle this "we're all acting like we're in middleschool" meme. Jesus, you speds give me a fucking aneurysm.
>6/10 woulda been seven, but the imgflip.com ruined a already stale joke.
What meme? I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. And yea i used a shitty meme generator for it, but the joke was only so-so to start with and I wasn't going to wait the 20 fucking years for Photoshop to boot up just for a chuckle joke. Calm down dude
>build toad bro a small pond enclosure in your backyard
>stock it with live insect regularly.
>give us updates every Tuesday at nine
>integrate female toad after a while
Build him the goddamn castle!!
Also get him some live meal worms. They love that shit
Is it chilly there? warm him up slowly and see if he wakes up
no, just saying "wench" and assuming I know every shitty meme you post on reddit is fucking retarded. Sorry I don't hang out on iFunny and see all the "dank ass memes kek lmfao, asshole
I don't know what to tell you. He might be so scared that he dares not move in your presence.
Try to squish it very softly. If it feels unnaturally soft (You can tell, believe me you can. It is like tenderized meat) then i ask you to make his final hours comfortable.
Otherwise, he is just being shy