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Frog in my driveway, dubs decides it's fate.
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>>702854064
Fuck it in the mouth
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F R E E I T
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Set it free dude.
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Curb stomp the fuck outta it
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That's a toad.
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>>702854064

Fuck it anally or orally
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Give him 10 dollars
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Let it out
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>>702854064
Up your butt
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>>702854229
roll
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space program
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give it a loving home
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Leave it alone, faggot
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>>702854258
Roll
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Give it a hat
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>>702854276
My bad, toad.
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>>702854064
Get a bowl cut a hole in it take a hose and connect it to the exhaust trap fraug and turn car on and wait
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Make it PEPE
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Stomp it and film
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take it to a nearby water source and let it live its life in peace
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Put it inside a glass and time-stamp faggot
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FUCK IT
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>>702854229
Rawl
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>>702854064
Crush it so that it's guts come out its mouth. Maybe use a rolling pin or a can of beans.
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>>702854430
rllllll
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>>702854420
rolling for this
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cum on it and film it
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>>702854525
roll
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>>702854064
put a bow tie on it
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>>702854258
rolling for this
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Let it live
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>>702854420
roll
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seal in ziplock bag till it dies.
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Pick it up abd throw it as hard as you can straight down
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Kiss it and bring back Prince
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take a shit on that nigger
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>>702854518
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Keep as a pet name him log
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>>702854420
rolling
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>>702854602
Rolling for this
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>>702854590
ROLLO
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Do absolutely nothing to it.
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shove your dick in its mouth
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throw it on the roof
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>>702854644
Oh shit OP better deliver
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>>702854644
YEAH! WINRAR!
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Fucking stomp on the little shit
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Let it go
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wrap it in foil and microwave
post webm or results
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>>702854644
Win
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>>702854644
This, this had to be the one that won... didn't it.

At least it lives
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Skewer it on a kabab and keep it alive. Let it die slowly of exposure and kababness.
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>>702854064
Put it in a jar
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>>702854518
Plz
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see how far you can throw it
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Lick it.
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>>702854644
woot woot
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>>702854726
roll
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>>702854655

GET
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>>702854733
Dubs confirming dubs Op deliver!
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Lick it's belly 5 times
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>>702854655
lol check em
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>>702854644

Repeating integers
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>>702854655
First doable dubs
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Space program
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>>702854351
roll
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>>702854755
Winrar
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>>702854420
This fag is onto something
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>>702854699
>>702854733
Dubs confirm!
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>>702854644
PRINCE PRINCE PRINCE!
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>>702854655
OH SHIT NEEGGA
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>>702854644
THIS
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>>702854899
PRINCE Kiss it and make it Prince!
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>>702854229
this
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>>702854868
We already had a winner.
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>>702854644
o shit waddup!
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>>702854644
OP, you better deliver or we will hack you and dox the shit out of you.
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I made the roll for Prince. I say again. Kiss it, and bring back Prince!
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>>702855017
Yeah but.....
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op better deliver
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>>702854644
>raspberry beret
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I will wait for as long as possible. I got all night Op
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I think OP has abandoned u.
:(
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>>702854699
More winrar
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>>702854644
Hahaha
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>>702854644
Fucking do it. But don't you dare hurt pepe
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>>702854064
>Frog

Continued Muslim immigration.
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Oh boy order the helium,here we go again
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OP won't deliver
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>>702854699
>>702854733
>>702854744
>>702854899
THE DUBS DEMAND OP!
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>>702854644
QUICK! BLOW UP THAT PLANET!
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Should fuck its mouth
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>>702854276
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>>702855684
KISS IT YOURSELF FAGGOT
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>>702854064
aviation?
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>>702855684
this is shit
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>>702855684
Well fucking played OP, but Eskimo kisses don't count. Use her lips. Do this for me OP.
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>>702855684
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>>702855684

wtf
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Op stop fucking around and initiate space program already
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>>702855684
FUCKING KISS IT YOU FAGGOT
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Shit on it wtf nigga
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>>702855684
My trips order you to play Prince all day tomorrow faggot!
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>>702855684
Kek... Idiot
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>>702855684
Now where is Prince!?
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>>702855684
>op doesn't deliver
>a new wasted night, a new wasted oportunity
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>>702854064
Suck its butt faggit
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>>702854064
Suck its butt faggot
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>>702854064
Suck its butt faglord
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Pour gas on toad
light toad on fire
profit?
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>>702856272
WTF is that?
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>>702855684
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>>702854351
roll
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>>702856272
Did you shit on the fucking toad
Also why is there hair in the shit
Why is it on the toads head
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>>702856360
Roll
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>>702856376
That is shit, on the head of a toad. A crown of shit.
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>>702856272
Did...did you put dog shit on that toad?
Tight.
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>>702856499
Winrar
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>>702856380
Holy shieet
I did this....
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>>702856512
Yes.
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>>702856499
DELIVER OP
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>>702856474
there's so much wolf hair in our apartment, dude!
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TO THE SKYS!
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>>702854064
https://www.wattpad.com/299524755-the-robbery

read is this story
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also OP, shit looks like it's from a dog... keep them from getting a hold of toad. They can poison smaller and even med. sized dogs
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>>702856699
Yes, this. Send it to space with the other one.
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Look! is pepe with some meatballs!
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>>702856871
The worst was when they both ran right past a Copperhead. The Scottie would have been fucked because she chases every fucking little thing that moves
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>>702856674
>>702856499
>>702856360
Op do it pls or be a massive faggot forever with the rest of the ops
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grab some balloons and send it high in the sky for 4chans experiment
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BLENDER
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build him a little castle out of cardboard to fuck his new wife in.

Bet his dick looks like a pickle
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>>702857117
What if it hops into the woods and starts a massive fire?
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>>702854351
Rolling for this
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4chan space program faggot
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Throw toad as hard as u can at the ground and take a pic of it
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>>702857381

>I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
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>>702857381
Put froggo in jar, gas. Light paper, drop paper in jar, profit.
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sit on the toad
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>>702857634
Reroll
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>>702857507
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>>702857634
This
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>>702857634
Omg pls this
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>>702857634
Rolling for this
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>>702857739
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>>702857634
This but take the carcass and throw it multiple times as well
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>>702856380
>took the throne and wench he deserved
>and wench
Oh fuck, I can't handle this "we're all acting like we're in middleschool" meme. Jesus, you speds give me a fucking aneurysm.

>6/10 woulda been seven, but the imgflip.com ruined a already stale joke.
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Leave it alone.
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>>702857955
EPIC WINRAR RIP TOAD
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>>702857955
WINRAR
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tie it up and torture this little faggot
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>>702857739
Kek
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>>702858019
Go back to tumblr, faggot
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>>702857739
If you ain't gonna kiss the damn thing, at least shit on it.
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>>702854064
>Space program
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>>702854064
Let it be
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>empty cereal box
>put in cereal box
>stab cereal box
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>>702858054
Tortureeeee
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>>702854064
space program
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>>702857955
Winrar
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stab toad with a stick
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leave it be
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>>702858244
checked
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>>702854064
>T
Blend it
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Lick it for 10 minutes straight
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space program aftwr death please
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>>702854644
Gotta bring back Prince don't fuck around
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Bring /b Space program back!
Send him to space!!
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>>702858244
But burn it before leaving
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>>702857955
After this fuck rekt toad.. or if ur too much of a pussy to fuck dead toad, blend that motherfucker or waffel iron him
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>>702858340
SPAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>702858244
The toad shall live!
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>>702854064
Stomp it with a boot strapped with thumbtacks to the end
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>>702858460
Nah too late, previous dubs winrar first.
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>>702858522
EXTRA WINRAR
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rolling for space program, dubs budget is seemily running low, need kek to grant more dubs
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Ugh. I would have been fine with driving over it on accident. And I was fine with killing snek, but seriously you want me to repeatedly throw it on the ground as hard as I can?
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>>702857995
What meme? I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. And yea i used a shitty meme generator for it, but the joke was only so-so to start with and I wasn't going to wait the 20 fucking years for Photoshop to boot up just for a chuckle joke. Calm down dude
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trips of truth
let the poor creatur go.
go to sleep
kill yourself
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>>702858605
Yes do it for the winrar
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>>702858605
Yea dubs demand it, deliver op
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Set it free. How would you like to be tortured OP?
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>>702858332
>>702858340
>>702858413
>>702858595

Need more space dubs, trips may be the fuel we need
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OP here, im actually gonna keep this toad as a pet, driving to petsmart right now for a terrarium. Abandon thread faggots, I wont abuse any animals for /b
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>>702858739
How would you like to stop being a major faggot anon?
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>>702858244
rolll
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>>702858840
roll
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>>702858820
trips coming right through
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Sharpie in frogger's pooper. Then, frogger in your pooper.
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>>702858840
Faggot
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sharpie next to it on the pavement, praise kek,
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Set it free
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>>702858840
I hope it dies after u buy all the shit and set it up so u can't return it u faggit
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In proper
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>>702858840
Good job op. I hope the toad is happy in its new home.
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>>702859041
be nice
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>build toad bro a small pond enclosure in your backyard
>stock it with live insect regularly.
>give us updates every Tuesday at nine
>integrate female toad after a while
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>>702859190
forgot to check these, anon
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>>702858840
Instead of getting a terrarium, buy a few balloons with helium in them and send him to space you faggit
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>>702858846
>Not being an animal abuser
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Man, that is a chill toad.
Most i've dealt with were very skittish or tried to pee on me when i approached them. Bastards have a good aim.
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>>702859041
O mai sydes
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let the little fucker go
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>>702858840
Op is Jesus Christ
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this dubs decides its time for your TO FUCKING DELIVER OP
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drive over it. (with pics)
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Dubs here, kill yourslelf OP.
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>>702858840
>>702857375
Build him the goddamn castle!!

Also get him some live meal worms. They love that shit
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>>702859370
It let me put dog shit on it's head.
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Deliver or be a faggot
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>>702859632
Hope Solo?
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>>702859041
RIP
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>>702859564
Maybe he is sick? Most lethargic toads i've seen had some sort of internal damage from brawling with dogs.
Try to make it walk a bit OP
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Rig it to some helium balloons and watch him fly away also pics + timestamp
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>>702859798
He's just rolling up in a ball
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>>702858739
Rolling
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>>702859798
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keep it as your pet
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repit the glory please.....
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>>702860321
shit sorry repeat
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>>702854064

Get him in a small box with holes in it, take him in some sort of vehicle over to the nearest wooded area that may be close to a water source, and let him go.
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>>702860071
Is it chilly there? warm him up slowly and see if he wakes up
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>>702858609
So you're seriously in middleschool? Stay in english class then.
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>>702860616
73 degrees and falling
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Dicksmack it
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>>702860923
Rolling for this
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>>702860923
This and do it until it becomes mush
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>>702854365
Rollerino
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>>702860923
>>702860984
>>702861154
thread is dead lads
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>>702860190
he is a really chill toad keep him safe man
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Make dank trump memes out of it
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KILL IT
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>>702860689
no, just saying "wench" and assuming I know every shitty meme you post on reddit is fucking retarded. Sorry I don't hang out on iFunny and see all the "dank ass memes kek lmfao, asshole
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>>702861188
Winrar
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let him be.
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suffocate it in a condom
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>>702861419
DONT YOU THINK ABOUT HURTING KEK'S AVATAR.
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>>702860190
I don't know what to tell you. He might be so scared that he dares not move in your presence.
Try to squish it very softly. If it feels unnaturally soft (You can tell, believe me you can. It is like tenderized meat) then i ask you to make his final hours comfortable.
Otherwise, he is just being shy
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