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Please walk me through an average american meal
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>>702852586
on the left you have your dipping sauce in the middle you have hamburger on the right you have chips/fries you can dip them in the sauce (you can dip the burger in the sauce if you aswell)

oh and on the very left you have you beverage to help wash it all down (i didn't see that until last)
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>>702852586
Purchase your GMO ridden, hormone and steroid treated chicken breasts from your local government subsedy recieving, goods importing evil empire walmart.

Cook said chicken in your overpriced, shitty ass apartment held together with duct tape because your landlord is too cheap to reinvest in your property on your stovetop using either high priced natural gas that's helping deplete our fossil fuels or an electric one that the electric company price gouges you on every month.

Once cooked, be sure to use you fluoride ridden tap water to wash off your imported from China platewear to put the newly cooked GMO, hormone filled chicken.

Enjoy!
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>>702852586
baby arugula with mustard, red wine vinegar, olive oil and honey dressing made by me, whole grain rice with a bit of oil and salt, a top sirloin steak pan fried to medium rare after being marinated with soy sauce, and some broccoli steamed with garlic
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First off, get a piece of meat, most people cut the fat off the steak, fuck that leave it on. Next, you'll grill it, make sure to apply melted butter, dump it on ever 5 mins while grilling. When done, apply salt. Add potatoes, add butter to that. Melted butter of course. And there you go
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>>702853192
>GMO ridden
You don't understand GMOs do you?
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>>702852586
>Take EBT card to the bodega on the corner
>Buy Ramen and a coke with the $3 you didn't spend on beer and lottery tickets
>Pour coke into Ramen and microwave for three commercials
>Wipe off your drug spork and eat Ramen
>drink whatever beer is left in the cooler
>eventually pass out
>wake up at 4pm
>find an unoccupied intersection, preferably near the center of the city, and hold a cardboard sign telling people all about how hungry you are
>repeat
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step 1 is to fry everything
fry the bread, fry the meat, fry the VEGETABLES, fry your drink if you can manage it.
step 2 is to only eat it when it's hot. if it's not hot, go fry it again until it's acceptable
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>>702853192
>GMO ridden
hahaha
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>>702852586
>eat 2000+ calories
>take mobility lift into oversized truck covered in American flags and eagle decals
> drive to mart
> proceed to shart
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>>702855158
>blood pudding
>american meal

try again britfag
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ITT: Smug europoors
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Eat the soup

Drink the water

Wash the bowl and cup
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>>702855909
sounds like a good Tuesday night
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>>702855158
looks like my trash can
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I'm American, I try to put everything I eat into a sandwich form. I like bread a lot
pizza? easy to make into a sandwich, not messy at all. the worst is soup or string pasta like spaghetti or angel hair, tube pasta is much more manageable
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>>702855010
how did you get into my room?
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prepare proteins ahead of time in smoker; small brisket, turkey/chicken breasts, pork loins

select protein

either microwave a serving of frozen veggies or make a salad

select a beer or four

eat meal while surfing web
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>>702853192
Electric and natural gas both use fossil fuels you autistic twat.
What do you think fuels the power plants
Jesus fucking Christ I need a cigarette
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>>702856284
I work at Subway, ask me anything.
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>>702853192
>typing all this out
>smoking a Phillip Morris product with those same fingers
>eats those GMO's for every meal
>guys I'm so smart to what the government does xdxd
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>>702856506
what is the cheapest sub?
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>>702855010
The best picture ever, dude!
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>>702852586
>Please walk me through an average american meal

Well, I'm a neckbeard and I don't really know what others eat, but I usually do different things depending on the day of the week.

>breakfast
Breakfast is always, fruit, bread, cheese, and coffee or mango juice.

>lunch
I order a soup, salad, or sandwich from the restaurant next to where I work. Sometimes on weekends I'll have a hotpocket or make nachos in the microwave. 3 Saturdays a month I go to a Korean bar and order Sushi.

>dinner
>I cook a lot of good things. I make fish tacos, lasagna, homemade spaghetti, fried chicken, steak (always with chimichurri), and also middle eastern food like kebabs, falafel, etc.

I rarely eat fast food because I'm not a poor nigger and I don't want diabetus.
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>>702854499
You must play a lot of COD
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grilled chicken breast with some barbecue sauce and some boiled corn. Fucking delicious.
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>>702855909
yes
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>>702856694

I pretty much stopped after MW2, shit was boring.
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Tonight for dinner i had green beans chow mein and crabcakes with an 8 oz glass of lemonade.
I thought that it was pretty tame tonight here in american land
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>>702852586
Who would eat an apple with a burger and fries?
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I had lamb chops tonight in a extra virgin olive oil lemon sauce. Paidakia mai latho lemono. I had Japanese Curry with pork and Jasmine rice last night. The American meal depends on the American you faggot.
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>>702856610
Kid's veggie delight.

Literally a bun and a sprinkle of lettuce.
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I eat a lot of burritos.
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>mfw americans consume more calories for breakfast than i do all day
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>>702856506
How do i ask for the special drink?
http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/9/subway-employee-arrested-after-cops-drink-tests-po/
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>>702857137
stop being a poor husk of a human, you live in fucking eastern europe or some shit?
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>>702856506
Do you get mad when I go through, get a BLT, but then when it comes to the vegetables I get all of them because they're free?
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>>702854499
Why is your room lit by a maglight
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I've made this once a week since I found it
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>>702857662

It's not, that's the lamp. The maglite is just mounted by the door for emergencies.
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Here try a typical american desert
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3 of these a day.
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>>702854499
Hey /k/ommando, nice room. I too am a neat freak. I like everything about this picture.
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>>702852586
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>>702857239

Wink in the left eye then the right, crack your fingers and stare at the ceiling for 20 seconds, then you say, "Can you hook a brotha up."

I will reply, "The toilet is this way s-sir." We will go to the bathroom, then I will open the baby station, flip the secret panel and reveal the holy Subway special drink.

>>702857380

I only hate the people that ask for all the vegetables, then when you put it on they want more, and more, and more, then you have a fucking salad on a bun and can't close that shit.


One guy just ordered shittons of vegetables on a six inch and then made me squirt extra extra oil, mayo, and chipotle then complained when I didn't close it, he was smug the entire fucking time.
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>>702852586
I commute to a big city, so my lunch differs whether I'm working or not.

If i'm at work, my lunch consists of take-out from a nearby bar/restaurant. my favorite specializes in wraps. not shitty wraps mind you, but glorious wraps. my favorite has grilled sirloin, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, grilled fresh jalapenos, red onion, fresh cilantro, and zesty mayo. I get it with their special chips and they have this crazy good mayo dip that is so good it doesn't even taste like mayo. I bring my own coffee, so i don't get a soft drink.

If i'm home in my piss-poor town, I have fast food like wendy's or mcdonalds. occasionally I will get food from a nearby chinese food place that formerly was a tattoo parlor (i get desperate for variety sometimes). I frequently order out dominos on the weekends when i've had a few drinks and don't want to drive.

I work out frequently, mostly biking, but I have leg days and arms days tuesday and thursday respectfully, so i don't suffer from obesity.
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>>702855010
Dat banjo tho
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>>702858259
>Asians

At least you tried.
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>>702857857
Add some sort of potato to it.
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>>702852586
Five Guys isn't average. It's too expensive...
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>>702858403
>Welch's soda RIGHT THERE IN ENGLISH
>smart phones, not flip phones
>mcdonalds
>massive amounts of food
they're not asian, idiot
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>>702852586
>2009
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>>702858259
i've never seen that in america. and i've been to houston texas on work trips.
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>>702854499
Faggot airsoft guns...
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>>702857857
>>702858422
this, you need some starch with that.
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>>702857911
Tried this recipe once, it was pretty simple and I recommend adding a tablespoon of sugar and a lot more nitroglycerin
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>>702858508
Look at the money, retard.

>clearly all Asians
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>>702857857
Dear God...
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>>702852586
work through breakfast, work through lunch, coffee and a protein bar, spaghetti or chicken dinner
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>>702858571
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>>702857993
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>>702857993
Wew I had these. Taste like poverty, but are still acceptable.
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>>702855010
make it rain with those 5's
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>>702852586
Same as you
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>>702857993
Muh nig
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>>702858508
>because you can never get american products in other countries.
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>>702858508
Usually shit like this doesn't phase me, but you've made me lose my shit right now.

FUCK!

Do you enjoy having siblings for parents??
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>>702858571

lol
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>>702858330
Yer shitin' me
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>>702858080
you forgot salt dude. plus the vitamins sprayed on by industrial machinery.
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>>702853192
Solid bait
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>>702858368
this is false. i accidentally eat tons of vegetables that are placed too close to my meat and potatoes.
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My dinner was a half pound of lasagna, two bowls of cheerios, a slice of ice cream cookie chocolate caramel casserole, a glass of chocolate milk, and a glass of cherry 7up
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>>702858508
Even if they were in America they'd still be Asian you retarded ass fuck-stain
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>>702859111
it's asia, so it's possible.
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>>702856026
Black pudding, old bean. Only the filthy continentals call it blood pudding.

What what!
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>>702855158
>decent quality bacon
>black pudding
>daily mail image
try again idiot
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>>702859143
Faggot ass plastic airsoft bullets...
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>>702859447
At least we know how to spell color
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>>702859381
drinking soda and milk will give you kidney stones
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>>702855909
I have to eat over 2000 calories with my workout regime. if i don't, i get extreme muscle fatigue and get lethargic.

i get it though, i hate seeing people who lose themselves and get so far gone they are a disability. if they get disability money, they should have to go through a rehabilitation program similar to prison.
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Only the scumbags and "lower class" of the US consume nothing but burgers and fast food all day.

Most people eat normal, homecooked meals. Eggs with toast and a couple slices of bacon or sausage on the side for breakfast, some sandwich or some other shit for lunch, and some meat dish with sides of vegetables for dinner.

Eating nothing but fast food and fried shit usually comes hand in hand with a shit family life.
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>>702855010
that soda on the lid is a huge turn off.
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I eat one meal a day. I'm a southerner. Normal meal for me is two plates. Plate one is all veggies. Usually mostly cauliflower because I fucking love it. Sometimes green beans or broccoli. Plate two is half protein of some kind and half fruit. I usually drink three or four glasses of sweet tea with that. The rest of the day is just bottles of water. Sometimes some candy if I'm craving it.
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>>702859674
No you don't...
>USA - Color
>Every other country in the world - Colour
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I heard that Americans eat a cheese hamburger every day.
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>>702856814
try arma 3 bro
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>>702859935
This better be exaggerated.

>>702860077
Some Americans do, most don't.
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>inject insulin into my brautiful 99 stone body
>snort twinkie dust while cheeseburger is frying in the oil
>give my freah born a fist full of oreos
>have heart attack
>tfw no chz
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>>702857137
a typical amish consumes more calories than you do before you wake up. they sometimes consume over 7000 calories a day.

I saw an amish whip off his belt at home depot and fish out thousands of dollars for timber from the inside of his belt. he had belt pockets.

they make awesome barns though.
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>>702857239
poisonous substance, lol

>i was made to get high! woe is me!
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>>702860077
this is very true, and some eat an extra 2 or 3 to make up for the ones that might miss a day.

also theyre called cheeseburgers dummy
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>>702859566
you were called out a long time ago mate
>>702858937
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>>702852586
I usually have a slice of salami, shredded cheese, and two slices of grain bread morning and evening ( Is Texan American )
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>>702859935
>wolf meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
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>>702859940
At least we know how to say aluminum
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>>702860619
The only way to eat bananas
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>>702853192
>using fossil fuels depletes our fossil fuels
>better not use them so we don't run out
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>>702860794
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>>702860757
This is about right actually
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>>702860981
Oh man this is pathetic
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>>702860533
Nuh uh
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>>702861000
Trips
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Homemade grilled chicken sandwich, fresh fruit and vegetables from the garden (lettuce, tomato, cucumber, grapes and strawberries )
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>>702861190
how do you home make a chicken?
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>>702857993
no tendies?
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Lithuanian military ration for dinner.
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>>702852586
McDonald's most popular sandwich is the Big Mac, so I'll describe that shit.

You get a big ass delicious two patty, three bun 600 calorie sandwich with onions, ketchup, big mac sauce, and other shit. On the side you have your golden crispy fries and a beverage of your choice.

All of this for about $7, and all large of course.
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>>702852586
>macbook
not even mad
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>>702859143
You are my american hero
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>>702860077
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Fresh squeezed hobo semen, heirloom cigarette butts and activated used tampons. Yummo!
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>>702860077
>cheese hamburgers
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>>702852586
Get a plate fucker
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>>702861544
can't tell if bait or not. there is no ketchup on a big mac. it's mac sauce is thousand island dressing.
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>>702852586
well we eat on our laptops because that is they way our country's GDP isnt complete shit like your crappy little 3rd world nation. Now go take another 7 weeks of vacation and talk about how americans are lazy or fat. We will be the nation getting rich off your dumb asses.
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>>702862090
a mac book is a plate
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>>702862193
I don't know, I've never had a Big Mac. Only ever got McChickens and Deluxe Quarter Pounders. The value never seemed justified in getting anything else - with a DQP you get literally everything. It's a quarter pound of flavor.
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>>702860077
i eat one about as much as i eat chinese or mexican. 'murica's a melting pot yo. sometimes we get a bit too much cilantro, but it gets evened out eventually.
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>>702852586
Varies from person to person.
The poor fatasses eat fast-food every day.
The rich fatasses eat rich, fattening, gourmet food every day.
The others live on rice, ramen, and whatever they can get from their parents or the soup kitchen.
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>>702862462
Big Mac has third bun and special sauce
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>>702862462
wendy's tends to mix mayo and ketchup.
mcdonalds tends to have mustard and ketchup.
but their macs only have their "special mac sauce", which is just thousand island dressing.
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>>702852586
five guys is the fucking bomb
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>>702862564
>this is what europeans actually beleive
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>>702853192
You just described every underdeveloped nations dream world
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>>702862695
five guys is a great dating spot. if only for the innuendos. "have you ever had five guys?"
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>>702862564
you're forgetting the working class that gets deli meat from their local grocery store to make sandwiches for their kids and their lunchbox.

but everyone forgets the working class.

honestly, there's so much variety, it's hard to say who eats what. I grew up lower class, and now i live middle class. I sometimes have work lunches that are paid for by the company, and they are expensive. I can easily say all members of all different classes will eat differently regardless of class.

i went to a bbq with a black friend, they blew welfare checks to get sirloin steaks. i was a bro and fronted money for the alochol though.
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>>702853192
i found peta
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>>702854499
No fucking way you can bug out with absolutely all that shit. Unless you plan to dig in and defense tower mode.
My method of survival is constant movement with what I can carry on self . Have supply caches in the Colorado woods I live in.
>Tldr; this is my land
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I don't go out to eat much
I don't eat a lot of cake/pie
I don't eat fruit
Any form of potato is acceptable
I eat more chicken than anything, but occasionally a burger or hotdogs
I like a lot of cheese/dairy
I'm not a big fan of bread unless it's like the free shit at a steakhouse or breadsticks
Tldr: flavor>suggested portions
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>>702863363
this. i have at least three stashes within 10 miles. they are all accessible via woodlands for cover. my backup plan is an abandoned railroad tunnel that's flooded except for the recesses that people stood in when trains traversed the tunnel.
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>>702861336
taking the bait
seriously what the fuck do you think farming is
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>>702862462
big mac really isn't worth it, neither is the quarter pounder. You're really paying an extra $3 for lettuce and a bun.
Get a double cheeseburger, same a mount of meat. You can even get big mac sauce on it if you ask. Some places charge you for it, some don't
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>>702857033
Bitch it don't count when your richer ass goes to a food place. Try some homemade shit for once. Everybody in this thread especially this nigga needs to lrn2 Louis /Ck/
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>>702863626
is it when i plow your mom and deposit my seed in her holes?
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>>702863802
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn!!!
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>>702859095
>go all the way to Asia
>eat burger
And that right there kids is called "culture".
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>>702861068
Chuckled longer than I should have
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>>702854499
I really really like this picture
I'm glad you included an ak
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>>702852586
i usually make meals out of leftovers from family gatherings. take the meat, (bc there's always a meat) cut it into strips and throw that shit into a skillet w/ some seasoning or sauce. give it a few minutes and then add some vegetables (usually broccoli or green beans or something along those lines). let it cook for a couple more minutes and bing bang boom; tasty, easy meal.
i live in alabama.
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>>702863206
True bro move right there. 10/10 would beer
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>>702856814
>>702856814
How much??? Rad af bro. You catch a deal?
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>>702857662
because in america, a maglight is the most important essential to have at all times second only to the sidearm.
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>>702863802
You push your seed in her bush of life. You know it's working cuz your pushing it right. And if y'all ever had a baby you'd name her Rick and roll
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>>702854138
everything minus the mustard, sounds cash.
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>>702854499
Saw the handcuffs...you into some kinky stuff huh?

Also, your bullet organization gave me cancer. Caliber low to high, then shotgun. Don't mix that shit up
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>>702855010
>Covering our nation's flag with shit, guns and money.

What's it like being a commie anon?
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>>702858330
Is that in Reno?
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>>702855010
>I thought you USA fucktards found a flag on the floor offensive
>especially when it has a bunch of shit on it
>also why spread out $80 like your some kind of baller
>junk food, something any patriot would want their country to be synonymous with
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>>702853131
Fries. Not chips, Nigger
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>>702865249
Those without freedom cannot comprehend it when they see it.
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That what commies say. You must be a flag hating commie.
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>>702852586
First i eat your moms pussy then her daughters. If im hungry afterwards i dream about food while im up their asses. When im not doing that its 70 organic/30 whatever is infront of me, u turbo nigger.
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>>702865249
I'm American. I'll wipe my ass with our flag and line my toilet with yours
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>>702865473
We have freedom in the UK (more than you in fact)
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>>702855010
Arent u supposed to burn flags if they touch the floor u fuckin turbo nigger?
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>>702866207
heh
yeah
right
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>>702866207
Except you can't watch certain movies and your whole country is a Muslim cuckhole. Here in the states muslims won't go some places for fear of getting shot!!!
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>>702865815
cool you do that. Civilized nations don't give a shit about a coloured rag. You guys get pretty butt hurt over it though
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I tipped everybody and then applauded. /thread
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>>702866496
not very impressive freedom over there
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>>702866649
you're the one who brought it up you idiot
you care so fucking much about what americans do and what america is about
get over it, we don't like you back
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>>702866496
You can get a fucking fine for anything in America so you can shove that one up your ass.
The pigs there act like charity collectors
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>>702866649
How can you include me in that after what I just said. There are 300 million people in this shithole, we don't all think alike.
And it's "colored"
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>>702865355
i call fries as the thin style from mcdonalds etc and chips as the thick ones
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>>702855010
cringe
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>>702866696
>57p set

Haha, fuckin' Britfags
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>>702866286
no
and you're thinking about battle standards
during massed formations if a battle standard falls the commander of the unit it represents is considered to be dead or the unit itself destroyed
so the soldiers of that unit are more likely to panic, and the commander of the parent unit will stop considering the fallen unit for future actions
the burning the standard bit came about as a measure to prevent the unit from being captured, a standard in enemy hands means the unit is captured, a burnt to ash standard can't fall into enemy hands
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>>702866527
What movies dickhead? The censorship laws are pretty much the same as USA if not more lenient.
A documentary came out in USA about Darwin and was boycotted everywhere apart from NY and LA, because your country is full of retarded neckbeard good ol' boys
>Lack of muslims in USA
have you ever got a cab in NY?
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Shredded beef enchiladas
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>>702866911
It's definitely not "colored" (well you guys did rape the language). You speak English shitdick so use the correct spelling.
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>>702867384
You couldn't watch A Clockwork Orange until relatively recently for instance. The censorship laws are nothing alike you faggot because nothing is banned here.
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>>702867631
I speak American English, love!
Harry Potter and The Beatles suck!!!
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>>702866696
Obviously the poor discretion of the employee because there's no law regulating spoons in the uk.
Conversely in America a 50 year old man can get denied alcohol without ID whereas in the UK you don't usually need it (as long as you look of age)
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>>702858299
They sure know their demographic.

>>702858330
For fucks sake, ive lived in america my whole life and have never been granted the gift of seeing this shit. Can someone enlighten me on where to go to see this shit?
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>>702867704
You know that was the choice of Kubrick who was living in London at the time and wanted to avoid the controversy.
>and how is 1992 recent
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>>702868181
Longview, WA
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>>702868504
2000s nutsack. Your boards banned it. Kubrick supported it. Wikipedia is just a click away!
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>>702866911
we may have raped the language but we also raped you guys and sent you back to that fishing village you call a country (1812), and if i remember correctly we also saved your asses during WWII, so i think we've earned the right to spell shit however the fuck we want and eat whatever the fuck we want when we want, dont bite the hand that feeds you or we will gladly fuck up your teeth more than they already are
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>>702868640
Ah 1999 in fact (when Kubrick died)
it was not a regulatory board decision
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>>702868689
You responded to the wrong post, brah. I'm the American
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>>702856256
kek
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>>702868689
You realize America's contribution to WW2 was minuscule compared to Russia and India.
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>>702868830
The fact that you have a "regulatory board" proves my point, Liam...
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>>702868689
>>702868924

Because you people are dumb
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>>702857911
Troll, if anyone is stupid enough to try this, don't.
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>>702869087
every country has a regulatory board you fucking sack of retarded autism
America was the country that invented regulation and censorship for films.
pre 1933 there was no regulation
>look up pre-code Hollywood
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>>702869087
we respected the wishes of one of the best directors of the 20th century, don't see the problem.
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>>702852586
Today i went to a buffet and ate about 13 vegetarian spring rolls and 30-40 pot stickers
pretty good for 8,99
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>>702869245
Without us you wouldn't have the internet or that computer to play with it on... not to mention your precious 4Chan
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>>702860981
typical European meal.
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>>702868689
you make it sound like the war of independence was a grassroots movement for the people by the people.
It wasn't dickhead, it was so the rich wouldn't have to pay taxes to the British anymore
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>>702858368
brussel sprouts are pretty nasty man
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>>702869739
Yeah "us" because you regular fat fucks like you have contributed so much.
Feeling proud of something someone else has done in a country you happen to live in is beta as fuck
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>>702869493
References 1933, expects to be taken seriously...
No movie was or ever has been banned like you queers. You couldn't even read lolita til 2010
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>>702870230
Not if you are literally the guy that invented the internet. Yes, you are speaking to Al Gore
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>>702860077
i eat about 3 a week that i cook my self
85% lean beef, extra pickles, lettus and onions with ketchup/mayo
buns are fresh baked and whole wheat
pretty bomb
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>>702860757
This is me 6-14
my grandma was very weak willed with feeding us
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>>702870436
It's not spelled "lettus" dumbass!
It's spelled FETUS
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>>702870721
dude ive always wanted to eat fermented goose fetus they sell at some arab place here
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>>702853192
Are you from California? You really seam like a Californian....
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>>702870270
>The point stands.
>That was the year films started being regulated.
>It started in the USA
>Only one film was banned until 1999 in the UK A Clockwork Orange, at the request of the director because of international death threats and he was living in London at the time.

>and wow sir you certainly are retarded that is not even slightly true. I don't even know how to explain it to you because it's as simple as 1+1=2, it was never censored.
>You wanna talk about a country that still censors literature look at you fat tards
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>>702852586
i dunno man i had some leftover rice so i made a tempeh fried rice.... quick marinade of Worcestershire and black pepper, threw in some onion, broccoli, and carrots, thick soy sauce, black soy sauce. Of course some eggs, over all pretty delicious.

we make a wide variety of food, latino, asian, italian, indian (goddamn i love indian food) and some staple american things like a roast chicken, meatloaf, sometimes just a nice pan seared fish. lots of veg, i can get a little heavy on potatoes and rice but i hardly ever actually fry things.

that said i have a friend that worked nights and he used to eat mcdonalds like every day and each time it was like 4 mcdoubles.....
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>>702853192
implying your nigger ass has water
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>>702860077
>cheese hamburger

come on now
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>>702867704
>>702868640
>>702869087
>>702870270

>Not banned per se, but withdrawn in the United Kingdom two years after its release by Warner Bros. following a request for this action from its own director, Stanley Kubrick. This was not because of the alleged copycat violence inspired by the film contemporaneously reported by the media, as commonly believed,[citation needed] but because Kubrick had received death threats against his family. It was not allowed to be shown again in the UK until after his death in 1999 and before the release of Eyes Wide Shut, his last film.

From Wikipedia
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>>702870436
Is it spelt "lettus" on the label? You eat it 3 times a week and i assume you buy it yourself.
>either you're just a dumb american or you actually don't eat lettuce
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>>702862462
big mac is overrated

double cheese is where its at
sub slivered onions
no pickles (i dont know why, i love pickles, but not on my burger... weird)
add tomato and lettuce

et voila it takes more like a real burger.
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>>702856485
>Electric and natural gas both use fossil fuels you autistic twat.
>What do you think fuels the power plants

Not if your local power plant is nuclear.
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Step one: Go to McDonald's in stolen walmart scooter cart.
Step two: Order everything on the menu, pay with credit card.
Step three: Take a single bite out of everything and throw it away just to show those dirty etheopians whos boss.
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>>702863206
man if i knew they were that hard up i would have rolled in with a keg and get some sweet jungle pussy
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>>702857993

>Those pubes by the handles
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Brown rice with corn, muchrooms, onions, and lean hamburger meat.

Organic chocolate milk, overpriced trader joes shit.

Its in a tupperware because im working. Im outside because im a security guard.
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>>702871070
Just seeing if you were on your toes. Name one book we banned, though. Other than Harry Potter for being gay...
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>>702871283
Everybody know Wikipedia is a Jewish lie
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>>702871643
About to stick the straw in...
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>>702871070
Not to mention we saved your asses in the Falklands war!!!
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>>702871714
Candide[4]
The Canterbury Tales[4]
Catch-22[5]
The Decameron[4]
Fanny Hill[6]
The Federal Mafia[7]
The Grapes of Wrath[8]
Homo Sapiens, withdrawn from sale by the publisher after being labeled obscene.[9]
Lady Chatterley's Lover[10]
The Meritorious Price of Our Redemption[11]
Moll Flanders[12]
My Life and Loves[13]
Naked Lunch[14]
Operation Dark Heart[15]
Tropic of Cancer[16]
Ulysses[17]
Uncle Tom's Cabin[18]
United States – Vietnam Relations: 1945–1967[19]
Women in Love[4]
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>>702852586
It's always just the starter.
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>>702871878
Here goes...
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>>702871960
It was satisfying to see it go in without much resistance. Time to enjoy some chocolate milk.
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TACO TOWN!!!


http://youtu.be/TkAG97Qk3Go
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>>702872150
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>>702871902
All those books aren't banned now anyway. By the way, your welcome for giving you something to do tonight
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>>702867390

God DAMNIT anon. I was just about to go to bed and now i'm hungry.
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>>702871880
that is lol worthy

That was a butt fuck shitty war. Surprised America didn't go ahead with their plan to get involved, since you love draining resources on pointless conflicts.
Think of how many pussies died over the 20 year it took for you to lose Vietnam
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>>702872292
TACO TOWNY TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>702871597
j-jesus
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>>702872150
What would happen if i squeeze it...
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>>702872326
You can't drain the endless well...
And when are you gonna thank us for bailing you out of the 100 years war, huh?
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>>702872469
SHIT
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>>702872304
No that's true I thought you did said banned as in the past tense.
Well clearly you're doing the same. It's late and I'm enjoying some cigs.

>and harry potter's fucking gay we can all agree it's shit
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>>702872583
Chocolate milk everywhere...
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>>702872326
Them Argentines were gonna buck buck yall nigger asses if it weren't foe us, nigguh!
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>>702855010
I've never contemplated putting a mcchicken in the middle of a cheeseburger. Sounds fucking delish actually.
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>>702872740
No more chocolate milk...
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>>702872801
its called a mcgangbang
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>>702855095
only the blacks. top kek, though.
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>>702872663
I'm actually an Anglophile, a troll but an Anglophile none the less
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>>702858568
YO BRO. Gtfo my city
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>>702872574
Maybe your worth based on credit will one day collapse in on itself and cause a super depression.
You weren't even a country at that time. England had already created great art and history while your population was still in the ballsacks of the great grandfathers of the Europe's dregs and retards
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>>702872906
Why is it day time where you are?!?!? What heathen country do you hail from??!?!?
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>>702873280
God I hope so
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>>702871195
/kek
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>>702869452
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>>702872951
No need for the extra bun tho. Just mcchicken with lettuce and mayo in the middle of a mcdouble. Damn it sucks I live 15 minutes from the nearest McD's
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>>702873303
The area is well lit, im from California.
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>>702873849
what are you gay?
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>>702873858
California?!?!?.... I stand by my comments...
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>>702871643
>muchrooms
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>>702860077
>only 1 cheesburger

I eat one for first and second breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, aftermeal, and midnight snack.

It's imperative for us Americans to eat these or else we will drop below the 400 lb. limit and starve to death.
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>>702861819
>american meal
>not
>chinese food
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>>702860077


I love the cheeseburgers, that's why I work out and look so great
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>>702860757
>mfw this was the shitty government grade lunch I was forced to eat for my time in school.
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>>702860757
Man, I could go for a cosmic brownie right now.
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>>702874523
It autocorrected and i deleted the space. My bad.
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>>702871309
i am not the brightest person as it has been clearly shown
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>>702857857
The bacon weave is from Epic Meal Time and they are all Canadian you massive faggot
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>>702875868
>Implying that eating life threatening amounts of bacon isn't an American thing
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>>702859935
The greatest thing I've read all day
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>>702858259
>>702858568
>>702858778
>>702858508
>Not getting spicy chicken nuggets

I think the most we've done was 400 spicy, 200 normal nuggets, 20 jr.bacon chezburgers, and 20 large drinks. I forgot if there were fries, if there were it was 20 medium or large fries.
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>>702852586
Canadian, but I go on american-like eating binges on occasion.
Went to panda express and got sriarcha shrimp and orange chicken with noodles, and taco bell to get a gordita box. I ate this monstrosity of grease and salt, then passed out from the strain it put on my body, only to be awoken a couple hours later by an imminent need to shit.
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