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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Sachi is still mean edition.
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LOL CLAIMED LOL
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calamity'masu'd
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still here


and


>>702841860
thank you and did they change it in a good way? i forgot when i originally played it
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Claiming Felix
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>>702841323
>pomfs the ran
>>702841181
>>702841063
>>702840750
we /bun/ now?
>>702841494
>does it anyway
>>702841761
>quads
what how
are you ACTUALLY retarded?
where are there quads?
>>702842266
>pomfs (OP)
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Faggot ass retard thread

You guys are losers
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>>702842030
nah Ill learn on the go invisible rules are dumb
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>>702841448
Yeah it's pretty bad tbh

I can't wait to get out of here

And that AC issue must fucking suck

>only a slut for cuties for felix and other person

W-what?
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Miho claimed
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>TFW Death Before Dishonor comes on
HNNNG
>>702842033
No, never have.
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>>702842266
mandatory cc claim

second edgiest song i ever heard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A
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>>702842468
it was a joke.....
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>>702842493
missed u
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>>702842515
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>>702842562
>most importantly, more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
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Mako claimed
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>>702842349
:^)
xD
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>Best fox claim
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>>702842797
your waifu is shit
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>>702842807
>buttfuccs the Ran
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>>702842675
oh hi akame yah they shut off my internet do to some mix up and I took them 4 days to get it back on ffs
>im being attacked by old fags because I miss used the word trips
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>>702842782
good i don't have two waifu's
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>>702842562
Ayyyy another metal fan.
If you're into instrumental, give Tyrant of death a go.
My favourite song by them in From Earth to Hell (skip about 50 secs in)
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>>702842892
no thanks
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still here
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le claim
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>>702842400
Hard to say. A lot of people believe the new Relic system is forcing a longer grind instead of allowing tower rotations to drop multiple pieces of prime gear, which it effectively is doing.

The new star chart has nodes gated behind a really shitty game mode: Archwing missions. Which are SPACE SHIP MISSIONS BOIIIIII and are completely garbage. Mods rarely drop, you must find the mod drops in the vastness of space, these mods are just archwing variants of Warframe mods, no sentinels or pets follow you on Archwing missions, Archwings have their own set of abilities and stats, you must play past I think it's Phobos to get all of the Archwing pieces.

PvP is still useless.

A lot of star chart changes. A lot.

Some new Prime gear has been added, Nekros, Galatine, Tigris, and some have been vaulted, Hikou, Scindo, and we are still in Beta.
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>>702842956
>uta and cc count you elitism
>>702843040
>too bad for the ran
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>>702842896
Get back to the fluffy thread, NEETfuck
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>>702842266
>Sachi is still mean edition
What have i ever done?
>>702842797
:ok-hand:
:o
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>>702842887
Yep. Just the worst, isn't she.
Fucking
Loli
Slut
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>>702843123
kys
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>>702843123
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>>702842896
I'm glad you're back
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>>702842788
Hello again
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>>702842681
Well, someone's in denial.
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>>702843034
checking it out now

>>702843086
>uta
>male
>husbando
i only count one

>using ns but still being anon
how much of a fag are you?
70%?
80%?
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>>702843259
so am I but bad news got to take my damn family dog out ill be back in 10 min
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>>702843282
Good afternoon
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>>702843363
Well, have a doggone day!
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I played drowning simulator. It was scary.
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>>702843565
Of course its scary to the fourteen yo
>>702843341
Pick one. It counts as two waifus.
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>>702843565
Have you seen that new game Subnautica?

Thalassophobia.exe
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>>702843521
Its my morning. 8pm....
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>>702843363
alright cya then
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>>702843755
Literally who.
>>702843790
Yea, that game looks spooky.
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>>702843509
That is probably thee most boring gane I have ever played
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>>702843847
>licks the miho
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>>702843086
the Ram will have to go away

>>702843185
Unlike Knuckles, I chuckled
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>>702843565
right now your playing life simulator.
your actually only 5 y/o and living through this life in 4073 to get to the common knowledge as your family is poor and could only get you a 2000 year old life while most live at least 5 of their ancestors lives.

>>702843755
no, seasonal grumpy fag, your being gender fluid.
or as i would call it, mental.
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>>702843847
Then good morning.
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>>702843509
>shoops games and movies and inserts waifu
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
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>>702843068
ill check it out thanks for the update
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Oh damn. They made me drink so much damn water.
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>>702844023
Yeah, I've ganed nothing at all from that game either.
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>>702842501
Yeah, I'm used to sweating while running, but while sitting sweating sucks

You know Id do anything for you bb (or anything to you)~~
>>702842681
Hey Koume!
>>702842694
Arms wide open, I stand alone
I'm no hero, and I'm not made of stone
Right or wrong, I can hardly tell
I'm on the wrong side of heaven, and the righteous side of hell
The wrong side of heaven, and the righteous side, righteous side of hell

I heard from God today, and she sounded just like me
What have I done, and who have I become
I saw the Devil today, and he looked a lot like me
I looked away, I TURNED AWAY!


>Sorry for late reply, cat shit all over the carpet because I smacked him for eating my cookies and I have to shampoo the carpet now
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>>702844099
>seasonal
Fucking elitist. Why do you insist on being a heretic and an elitist?
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>>702844371
hey mi liu could you stay consistent with who you post?
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>>702844894
can I be more consistent with who me posts?
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Same pics reposted day after day
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>>702845191
can you?
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>>702843145
Be a meanie.
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>>702844331
Yeah sitting while sweating in a hot ass room sucks

>anything for or to you~

O-oh my
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>>702845201
welcome to 4chan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc9LL-V9lW0
longest break of drums there is.
17 seconds.
and i think its only because his sticks broke and he went to get his spare pair.

pretty good song, could do without the girl screaming in the back though.

reminded me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWlDP2D5Qg
idk why

>>702844371
only one is true. and i don't insist, it just kinda happens.
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Not sure which character i should make first

Regular magic and melee
Holy magic and melee
Fire magic and melee
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>>702844331
Sorry for the wait, I took a couple more pictures of the two blades out if that'll satisfy you.

>Laura.
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>>702844026
No

>>702844136
And good evening to you.

>>702845327
>bullies with hugs
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>>702845327
when where
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>>702845616
friggin bully let me love you
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>>702845757
All the time everywhere.
>>702845616
I'm not sure that's how that works.
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>>702845912
everywhere?
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Claiming Megumin
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im back
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>>702845912
Claiming someone is a bully with no evidence? Sachi-gnorance you have!
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>>702845350
I can't find the fan either
>You know it, anytime and anyplace as well~
>>702845533
Holy
>>702845589
Take one of the blade
>>702846085
Hey psikh
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>>702845616
So... fuckin' commies.
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>>702846085
how are you
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>>702846296
You're not funny anymore Carlos.
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>>702846402

O-oh really, Galil-chan~?
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>>702845981
Around me, at least.
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>>702846672
Definitely, I promise. What else would I do with such a cutie?
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>>702846402
hi gun how are you?

>>702846640
im ok nervous about starting up collage again tomorrow
>socializing will drain me
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>>702847133
>>702846672
>>702846402
>>702845350
>>702844331
this is now a cringe thread
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>>702847133
Cuddle and protect me?
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>>702847460
that's alright I'm proud of you
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>>702845912
>Bullies

>>702846482
Yes
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>>702844331
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>>702847460
I'm good, how're you?
>>702847500
Nyet nemoy shlyukha
>>702847524
Don't worry, that comes after.
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clamming

what did sachii do, shitpost like usual?
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>>702847961
>implying sachi is a shitposter
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Afternoon everyone!
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>>702847950
A-After what?
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>>702847745
Yuri?
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>>702848261
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CLAIMING FERRIS? SHE IS MINE! HAVE YOU DRAWN HIM YET? THOUGHT NOT! HAVE YOU MADE VIRTUAL LOVE TO HIM YET? THOUGHT NOT! HAVE YOU COMMITTED TO HIM YET? THOUGHT FUCKING NOT! DO YOU THINK FELIX WILL JUST ACCEPT BEING CLAIMED BY A LAZY SCUMBAG LIKE YOU WITHOUT A SECOND DOUBT? HE WOULD NEVER GO FOR SOMEBODY LIKE YOU I BET YOU ARE SOME FUCKING LOSER WEEB WANNABE. COMMIT OR GO HOME YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THE NEXT FUCKING CLAIM THREAD IF I SEE YOU POST FERRIS THAT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU FUCKING DO ON THIS FUCKING EARTH! I BETTER NOT SEE YOU ON /WAIFU/!
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>>702846402
Already done. The bottom one is the blade, but the top one seems to be more blunt, has the tip squared off, and has two small groves in it: one on each side. Was it meant to be used as a Flathead screwdriver substitute? Or could it have been used to shave while on the battlefield of WW2?

>Laura.
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>>702847686
yo-u you are~

>>702847950
im ok just looking at eldar from 40k wondering if I should start up my 40k armys agian
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>>702848536
Used as a lockpick
My grandpa was in ww2
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Oops

I messed up,
I bumped my controller while talking to an NPC and apparently hit the "Skewer whatever is in front of you" button

he wasn't happy and i had to kill him
>hope he's not important
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>>702848377
Maybe
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>>702848454
Calm down you fucking sperglord. Go take your fucking meds again

And get the fuck out of here
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>>702848842
>pulls pantsu down
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>>702847910
I'm gazing upward, a world I can't embrace
There's only thorns and splinters, venom in my veins
It's okay to cry out, when it's driving you insane
But somehow someday, I'll have to face the pain

It's all gone cold...
But no one wants the blame
It's all so wrong...
But who am I, who am I to say?
>>702848183
Hello Nadeko
>>702848536
Yeah dual blade knives used to be real big back then, the flat one was used for multiple purposes. My old Case looks like that, but it's much newer and taken care of, plus it has some sexy aqua grips
>>702848261
Whatever I want...
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>>702848086
im also mai klonata mi liu and chen
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>>702848984
No
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>>702848086
>inplying sachii isn't some form of shitposter and bully

>>702848929
i an sorry for your loss of chromosomes

>>702846085
holy shit your back
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>>702849032
O-oh

Okay,Galil-chan.
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>>702848639
Yeah man you're on your way to succeed where I quit
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>>702847961
Probably, but the thing in the OP was just me fucking around and picking on Sachi like usual.
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>>702848929
That's actually a slightly long story, the other day I had an argument with some retard who was claiming a trap, the cunt wanted to fuck a trap I mean come on. Later that night I rolled in some random thread about rolling your fembois for the shits and giggles and so I did and I got a Ferris , I read about it learned it was kind of horrifying and decided to read more Re:Zero because I have nothing to do. After a few fembois I saw the Felix and I though "Fuck that, or DON'T fuck that hehehehehe I ain,t reading that stupid shit " but then I realised that maybe I could find something that would prove to me that traps are indeed stupid gay shit and that I could use that new information to tell that trap fucker to fuck off.

I also learned a lot of weird things about fembois but that doesn't matter.
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>>702848639
>Eldar
Pleb tier, git gud nigga
>>702849273
>pic
>>702849361
No shit traps are gay
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>>702849309
Next time its going to be shizuru is a bully edition
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>>702849555
>being this new
It's a Dio-based copypasta
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>>702849665
I'm surprised that's not in there more often, frankly.

<3 you Sachi.
Meanie.
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>>702849032
Other Galil chan!

How have you been?
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>>702849217
yes my internet provider is shit so I was without internet for 4 days

>>702849276
nah im sure ill fail soon gotta get thier first

>>702849555
eldar dark eldar and slaanesh marines actually love them all
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Whats the sickest/most devious thing you've ever done?

Here's mine:

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.

I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.
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>>702849943
Cute
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>>702849821
Masturbating in a burning inferno is something everyone should do. I've done it multiple times, it's very pleasant, the only problematic thing is when you're done and you are covered in sweat, confused about what your next action should be.
>>702849943
<3 you generic loli boat
Bully
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>>702850049
Hello.
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The North and South have been at each others' throats for well over a century. Personally, I don't see why both sides still continue to bicker. The North and the South each have plenty to offer the world. Yes, they both have their drawbacks, but nowhere is perfect. I think that each side should realize the other's importance and stop wasting energy putting one another down. Anyway, that's my humble opinion, but what do you think /waifu/? Who is better?

THE NORTH

Pros:
-Great nightlife
-Great cultural mix of foods
-Money
-Great weed
-Most people are open to alternative ways of living (Veganism, Eastern religions, same-sex marriage, etc.)
-Great movies and television shows are produced here (30 Rock, SNL, Scorsese films, etc.)
-People have an appreciation for "the finer things".
-Great fashion
-Great industry
-etc, etc,

Cons:
-Faggots
-Hippies
-Skinheads
-People are generally rude in passing.
-etc, etc,

THE SOUTH

Pros:
-Great hunting and fishing
-Great traditional food
-Guns
-Great booze (Tennessee whiskey, bourbon, SoCo, etc.)
-Very hospitable atmosphere
-Great music (blues, rock n' roll, etc.)
-Great cultural events (Mardi Gras, bonnaroo, etc.)
-Great literature (Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, Mark Twain, William Faulkner, etc.)
-Great scenery and pristine beaches
-etc, etc,

Cons:
-Niggers
-Right wing nutjobs
-Ku Klux Klan
-People are generally ignorant to alternative ways of living.
-etc, etc,
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If trips post lewds
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>>702850194
No you.
>>702850252
Generic? That's a new one. How is Shizuru generic? I like to think she's actually reasonably original. Never seen another character with hair like hers, her personality is quite unique, and some other unique spoiler things.
Only thing generic is "Anime girl with an eyepatch and heterochromia."
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Might as whale add to the cringe
Most of these are outdated and I'm pretty sure they all quit by now

Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down

Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one

It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.

Your life sucks. Drop out

Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.

No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.

Daily masturbation is healthy
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>>702850401
And a Shiro!

What are you up to?
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>>702849032
So it could be a lockpick like >>702848663 said? And forgive me for my lack of proper care, I'm going to see if I can clean it here in a few. Oh, there's also this golden piece that I have to push down if I want to get the top one back into the grip.

>Laura.
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>>702850808
>I'm pretty sure they all quit by now
Almost.
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>>702850971
Or handle, I was never that good with knife anatomy.
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>>702850808
hand was arguing with chen or somthing here a few days ago
galko occasionally comes here from what i see
shinoa is still here
vigil occasionally says one thing then leaves or continues lurking or something
daily masturbation is still healthy
>>702850694
as a boat she is pretty generic no?
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>>702850808
Emi runs through every now and again. Vigil is still master lurker status. Galko is showing up and more and more lately, was on less than a day ago. Shinoa is still on nearly daily. Just later.
I don't actually remember who all of those that don't name them specifically were referencing.
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>>702851267
there's the holding part and the pokey bit
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>>702850808
i live for now
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>>702851267
Its the hilt, cutie.
>i wanna go hilt deep into you~
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>>702851626
isn't it a different emi though?
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>>702851615
No no no. Being a boat doesn't make one generic.
Being generic makes you generic.
>>702851895
Hmm... I think there's more than one that pops in on occasion, but i could easily be wrong. I don't really socialize with Emi(s).
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.
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I have a picture I made for kagami anon like last year.
Wanna see it?
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>>702851026
I guess people not thinking you exist makes them think again
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Bumping
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my psychology teacher is a registered psychologist cool I love psychology I learn more about me!
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>>702852638
who?
:^)
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>Had to retype this post FOUR FUCKING TIMES
God damn it
>>702852781
Psychology is breddy neat
>>702849821
I know Im new
>>702850049
I've been good, how're you man?
>>702850155
Don't bring your fetishes to the table
>>702850611
>North
>Good food
Incorrect, Southern food is far better.
>>702850808
>No one can outrun Emi
I don't know, I'm pretty fucking fast
>>702850971
Could be, I don't know about those times locks though.Liner locks are usually pretty good.
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>>702851026
Vigil-sama
>>702852820
>North
>great cultural mix of foods
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>>702852820
Just ate some great Chinese food. The little asian woman always makes the best stuff
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Taken
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>>702852820
oh my fucking god this newfag doesn't get the references
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>>702850694
Cute together.
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>>702852820
kek yes lol I picked the eldar craftworld with a matriarchal society the eldar are sadists and thier women are probably dom and slaanesh marines have giant daemon women in fact I have the deamonness lady from forge world
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>>702853103
Just pick Dark Eldar or Slaanesh. Better fit.
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To Love-Ru S2 is on in the stream, still as lewd as ever.
https://rabb.it/shino83

>>702851615
>Hand-Kun came back.
Screencaps or it didn't happen.

>>702851626
>Emi.
Which one?

>>702851668
Don't try to fool me, you sly fox!

>>702851835
N-no, I won't allow it!

>>702852820
I don't know if I should attempt to lockpick my own front door with that thing though.
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>>702853103
I mean the dark eldar are sadists and thier women are probably dom
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>>702850155
oh same, kinda

and no just signing up is where he failed, i bet

>>702850611
what? north and south of where? US, you said stuff about politics and kukluz

>>702851810
better not die

>>702851835
i wanna hilt you in the face for that pun

>>702852984
and now he returns to his long lurking slumber
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>>702853248
I-i don't know what you're talking about!
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>>702853248
it'll feel good, laura-sama
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>>702852094
Loli boats are generic
>>702853248
i don't know if you would classify it as coming back
he was just posting random reaction images arguing with chen
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https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-09-06/ishojo-creator-promises-to-post-nude-character-art-for-retweets/.106172

go my personal army
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>>702852984
More like cultural shit of foods
>>702853021
Only Chinese food I like is the orange chicken and one kind of shrimp, don't remember what its called
>>702853065
>WAAAAGH
>>702853103
I normally like you, but players like you are crap
>>702853248
Never pick a lock you use, never use the wrong kind of pick and never do something you don't know how to do
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>>702853216
ye but I like the eldar they are all smooth and arrogant also thier models are kick ass

>>702853320
who akame he seems like a good guy im sure he got in
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>>702853807
Are you kidding?

Kill yourself.
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>>702853807
>go my personal army
You must be new here.
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Thinking about just ending it
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>>702854071
Good.
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>>702854071
Warframe update that bad, huh?
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>>702853837
oh? what do you mean
>what do good players play
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>>702854202
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>>702853838
i was joking, but hope you do good

>>702854071
life? your choice man just make sure no one will miss you, like parents or someshit.

anyways whats the problem
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thinking about posting this thread on /r/cringe 2bh
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>>702854402
These threads are the only thing I have and nobody ever talks to me it might not seem like a big deal but it really messes with my noggin
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>>702854402
so do I I more a scared of human contact

>>702854319
I prefer annie in titan form
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>>702854224
Good players don't play fetishes.
>Galil, didn't want to post a pic for one reply
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>>702854533
>Reddit

A shitpost to surpass the Metal Gear
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>>702854595
Armin's best boy puss
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>>702853837
I just had some kung bao chicken! Spicy and nice!
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>>702853746
This is why i call you a meanie.
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>>702854624
I play more for lore and fun im much more invested in the lore

>>702854764
kek he has a build and deminer I wish I had so much
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I feel fucking sick
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>>702854764
I'd love to be eating that~
>>702855114
MAYBE DICK WILL CURE IT.
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>>702853746
He has been doing that occasionally ever since he left. I'm sure we will not see the Hand-kun persona again.
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>>702855272
No
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>>702854764
>Armin
>best anything but bitch boy

He also takes the cake for best cry in the series.
Cause that is all he fucking does.
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>>702855463
>>702855463
>>702855463
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>>702854656
a meme to surpass all memes

>>702854595
eh you'll get used to it, i don't like making eye contact with girls, but it's been getting better, general human contact is easier to get used to

>>702854594
sorry to hear that, and no one talks to you in real life? do you not play online at least with some friends you used to know before. also sorry for messing with your noggin.

>>702855114
what you do this time

>hikage
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nice
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