Hello, /b/. I am the genie of 4Chan. I am here to grant your wishes. I have lain dormant for decades, but I now awaken to do your bidding.
Those who roll dubs may have one wish granted, and those who roll trips may have three wishes granted. Any wish made will be granted within a week. Choose wisely.
>>702831238
Roll
> infinite wishes
>>702831238
Pizza for tea tomorrow
>>702831238
I wanna fuck a girl
>>702831238
Win flawless trials on destiny this weekend
>>702831432
I wanna fuck a girl that has a friend who will fuck this guy.
>>702831238
I wish i was a beautiful trap
Negate the wishes of all other anons, past present or future.
>>702831585
I wish i was a beautiful woman
>>702831525
I've been fucking guys for so long, need more female
I wish for limitless multiples.
>>702831644
So happy for you anon
I want those faggots to call me back and hire me.
I want to be immortal so yeah!
I want to fuck underage girls.
Ability to alter probabilities
>>702831719
Thanks, heres hoping it works
I wants a dick
>>702831786
Me too
>>702831238
I wish no one elses wishes come true
I want to be an hero
Roll
Ability to switch between sexes at will.
Win the lottery
>>702831238
Insight
Grant me insight and higher understanding
I want knowledge
and fuck this guy
>>702831935
>>702831238
I wish for wish fulfillment.
If trips, simply grant this wish three times.
I want everything I desire.
I wish you can´t grant any wishes to anyone on 4chan ever again
I wish to fuck a girl
I wish hsiw I
I wish for sex
Roll
I wish I had a sliding mechanism.
I wish for pussy
>>702831238
rolling
>big dick
https://www.wattpad.com/299524755-the-robbey-the-robbery
>>702832377
Congratulations, your wish for dubs has been granted.
>>702831238
put dick in lamp
>>702831238
numbers for 9
I wish I knew Natalie Portman.
>>702831238
I wish for you to be free, oh majestic genie!
I wish you to nullify every wish you grant from now on.
Roll
I wish for world peace.
I wish for an extinction event.
contact
>>702832576
sorry man i tried
>>702832737
>>702832788
Oh, shit, I'm so sorry guys.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
At some indeterminate point in the future, some level of life on Earth will cease to exist. Good thing I never said when, right?
>right?
>>702831238
I just want her to love me forever
I wish for OP to send/gift 50$ steam credit or 2 Resident Evil titles I do not own to my steam account. Voitto
I wish that the genie from now one, has the urge to lick his left elbow, but is unable to do that so he has to endure his life as a living hell where his elbows can't be licked
>>702832988
kek
>>702832988
why not wish that he could lick his elbow though
>>702831238
Money, 50k is cool
I wish I could fly by thought alone.
I wish my life would turn around, instead of me having to turn around for my life.
What about quads?
>>702833195
well I tried
>>702831935
I wish this guy get fucked in the ass by a bull.
I wish that no one in this thread would have their wishes come true
gf
>>702833211
dubs necessitate an answer
>>702831238
I want to get trips
Gf
>>702833114
100k too
>>702831238
>>702832923
>"Any wish made will be granted within a week"
We are so fucked.
I with I was the dictator of eurepe
I wish for quads
i wish for 100 tabs of acid and a pound of sour diesel
>>702833244
And you succeeded.
>>702833364
Ok lets say 10k
Make my life better, give me friends and a gf
>>702833211
Shut the fuck up. You fucked up pot head, pill popping mother fucker.
1 million dollars
>>702831238
999 trillion dollars cash
I dont care about any other wishes
roll
i'd like some puss.
>>702833685
Roll
>>702833500
ill be your fucked up friend.
>>702833711
Fuck yeah
I'd like to be able to teleport
I'd like a gf.
>>702833640
Now ! Roll
>>702831238
Can I get GTA IV for my steam? Also check deez dubs
http://steamcommunity.com/id/allurlsareused/
>>702833365
It was nice while it lasted. Shame... all those people who rolled dubs will get what they want, when it all ends.
Unless, you know, maybe their life goes right because everything else goes wrong. Or something. Or someone negates the wish somehow.
>what did you do before it all went to shit anon
>I wished for mass death and destruction
>>702833972
Off to kill myself
>>702833807
roll
i wish a girl would ask me out
and i want her to be clear about it, not some shit like "hey you're cool anon"
i want a "hey anon i like you wanna go out with me?"
>>702833807
reroll
i wish for dubs
>>702834047
well OP never said no rerolls
I wish for global thermonuclear war.
I wish for £750,000 to be transferred into my bank account
Thanks
>>702831238
kill me
>>702831238
-eternal youth
-mind control
-shape shifting
>>702833807
rolly mcrollroll
>>702833982
Atleast ill be a woman by then
>>702834241
Don't worry, I've got you covered:
>>702832788
>>702834047
Wtf did just say?
>>702834047
rolling again
>>702834360
One of the last...
>>702834665
>if I hadn't been off by one
>every single one of my actions would've been a detriment to human kind
>>702834047
reroll
Cure for stress
I wish I had a time machine- no, a time-traveling DeLorean.
>>702834047
i will never stop rolling until i get dubs
qt 3.14 fucktoy!
....I need this
>>702834888
so what will you do now
>>702834665
I wish that i get to fuck you before the world ends, hot stuff
>>702831238
If I rub your lamp, will you rub my cock?
>>702834888
trips is cool, too
second wish: i wish to obtain a large amount of money legally
third: i wish i can come up with a great idea for a short film
find true happiness.
>>702834888
Praise kek.
>>702835034
Hmm.
>>702835077
>true happiness
>end of the world
>is this going to be a depressing wish
>>702834784
Man, you may have killed us all, but you seem pretty cool.
I wish you and the soon to be woman get to fuck
>>702835266
aaaaaaaaaaand I just fucked somebody over
Sorry >>702835077, but my idea of true happiness at the end of the world is dying happy.
I wanna be a jew
Getting my ex back for good
Need gf, more money, and a full on pass through my senior year
I want all niggers and muslims to die
>>702835352
Yeah, I just need to stop posting ITT before I roll trips and will something even worse to happen.
>>702835434
Find a new one
>>702831238
Just need 63 million dollars to get all my homies' lives on track hit me up genie
I wish gta vice city will get a complete hd remake, with gta 5 style gameplay and weapons
I just want all this bullshit in the world to be over. lets go back like 3-5 yrs ago.
>also may all the faggots and stuck up assholes each het a free bag of weed, and some pussy. It might help.
I want the ability to fly naturally, without any kind of device or suit, oh mighty internet-genie.
I wish there were a way for some of the people ITT to avert near-certain death.
No wish.
>>702836208
I wish the extinction event happens to mosquitos
>>702831238
Take nice trips
>>702836515
Not going to lie... that would be a pretty great form of situational irony. I'd have to chuckle about that one.
Hot bitches and hoes
>>702836515
>>702837361
You know what, let's roll for all the bees suddenly dying by the end of this week.
>>702831238
My wish is that you kill yourself
>>702831238
I would like to die please
I want to loose my virginity
gf pls
>>702838229
roll
i wish for another wish
My wish is kek
>>702836515
roll for this
>>702831238
i wish for a billion dollarsw
I wish I could triforce
>>702831238
I wish I wasn't so ugly
>>702831238
Hello, /b/. I am the genie of propane. I am here to grant your wildest propane wishes. I have lain dormant for decades, but have been summoned by the awakening of the genie of 4chan.
>>702831238
I wish for £14,000,000,088
I wish she'd send me nudes i could use them right now
>>702831238
I wish for £8,000,000,000,000
I want to have sex with a beautiful thin female.
World peace please
Also make niggers not so stupid
>>702831238
I wish for her to send nudes
>>702831238
I wish to get sum pussy
>>702831238
da pussi b0ss?
>>702831238
I want to see the world burn...
I want $2,000,000,000.
>>702831238
I wish for a pure white country
I wish for Hillary Clinton to become president of the world
>>702831238
can you make /b/ great again
this place is an embarrassing shell of its former self
>>702831238
I wish to be able to set savestates, starting with one at my birth
I wish for Donald J Trump to be elected president
I want niggers to rule the world
>>702839433
sheeiit
>>702839188
Well, you got dubs.
good job nigger.
I would like all debt I owe forgiven.
>>702839188
Dubs has spoken
>>702832788
The earth is in the midst of a man made extinction event right now
>>702839373
this
>>702839684
Reroll
I wish I was the most beautiful trap in the world.
