Hello, /b/. I am the genie of 4Chan. I am here to grant your wishes. I have lain dormant for decades, but I now awaken to do your bidding.
Those who roll dubs may have one wish granted, and those who roll trips may have three wishes granted. Any wish made will be granted within a week. Choose wisely.
Oh, shit, I'm so sorry guys.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
At some indeterminate point in the future, some level of life on Earth will cease to exist. Good thing I never said when, right?
999 trillion dollars cash
I dont care about any other wishes
It was nice while it lasted. Shame... all those people who rolled dubs will get what they want, when it all ends.
Unless, you know, maybe their life goes right because everything else goes wrong. Or something. Or someone negates the wish somehow.
>what did you do before it all went to shit anon
>I wished for mass death and destruction
I want all niggers and muslims to die
I just want all this bullshit in the world to be over. lets go back like 3-5 yrs ago.
>also may all the faggots and stuck up assholes each het a free bag of weed, and some pussy. It might help.
Hello, /b/. I am the genie of propane. I am here to grant your wildest propane wishes. I have lain dormant for decades, but have been summoned by the awakening of the genie of 4chan.