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got 600 grams of c4 and primers, trips decides what i do with it, video proof.
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Blow up some kids car out in the forrest
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Timestamp.
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>>702826509
Put it in your mouth and detonate.
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>>702826669
done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcX40Fvs1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfZX43wW-Mk
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shove up pooper, then detonate.
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Blow up school
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>>702826509

Attach it to a robot, drive up to a nigger and detonate

I want to see them protest against robots
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Blow up a tree
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>>702827425
Re
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SELF DETONATE
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Blow up a pine tree mate
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Blow up your toilet OP
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Blow up an old oak
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>>702827683
I'm not going out like that spic fuck who dropped a nade in his shitter.
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>>702827683
Roll
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>>702826509
Cookie dough/10
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>>702826509
Time stamp or kys
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>>702827843
Edited the description with "for 4chan." to verify it's me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcX40Fvs1U
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>>702826789
Uploaded august 4th you fuck
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>>702826509
make a ring of C4 around your cock, make it go boom
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>>702828228
Yes, if you didn't know the price of this stuff is aprox. 2000$/100 grams.
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>>702828324
this
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>>702828100
OP is a faggot. Old video
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blow up a school
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turn it in to the authorities and never play with harmful toys again.
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>>702828413
reroll
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>>702827425
Re roll
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>>702826509
Blow up your toilet, or a public washroom toilet.
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>>702826509
Give it to some kid
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Timestamp or it won't happen
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Eat it and set it off
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>>702826509
destroy that laptop faggot
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Blow up your door
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>>702826509
Dump it into a native reservation water system
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>>702828413
roll;
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>>702826509
Explode your cock, OP
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roll
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>>702826509
C4 is code for CP, reported!
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C4 in pooper, then set it off
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>>702826509
Set it off in a microwave
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bury it
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throw it away
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wrap it around a tree and blow it up
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get rid of it
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>>702826509
Flush it down the toilet you fucking nigger degenerate
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>>702826509
split it up to make a hungred of little bombs. dump them on a street in some park in a wide circle and connet them with gazoline or benzine. wait for some sithead to get into the circle, then fire it up. Make the circle big enough so the viscim wont get hurt. Post all of it on youtube as "Dumb Fire Prank"
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Hitler biscuit
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Blow up google headquarters
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>>702826509
that's not semtex it's pastry
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>>702826509
blow up your pc
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>>702826509
Hand it to a cop in a bag
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>>702829421
reroll
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>>702826509
blow off your foot with the c4
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>>702829503
rolling for this
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Blow up your local police headquarters, just go into the buliding, use the washroom, leave it there, and detonate it 2 hours later.
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>>702826509
Don't be a fucking mudslime and swallow it all.
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>>702826509
inb4 the "primers" are just old candle wicks
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>>702826509
In your ass and detonate
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>>702829679
Fuck off nigger
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Shove the whole goddam thing up your ass and call the police and tell them someone forced you to do it and you have 30 minutes to get it out before they blow you up!
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Fap to rule 34 instead
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>>702826509
Fill your disk drive with it, and then set it off.
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Up the pooper and live stream it. Thx an hero
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>>702829821
>fuck of holy what
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>>702829821
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>>702829766
hahah that actually made me laugh.
he's probably gonna stick some bottle rocket fuse into some hardened pancake batter and call it C4.
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blow up a propane tank
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>>702829779
This
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>>702826509
blow yourself up while sitting on the toilet with it
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>>702829503
rerolling
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>>702827425
rolling for this
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>>702826509
Silly puddy

Fuck off OP
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>>702829998
well i triggered myself for one day
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>>702826509

cant wait to read some new story like pic related
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>>702830135
re
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>>702826509
just get rid of it
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shove it up your ass and light it
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>>702830291
this
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>>702830245
What are you, fucking gay?
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just properly dispose of it
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>>702829308
rolling for this
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>>702830291

Burning C4 does nothing, cocksneeze.

>>702826509

Put it in a suitcase, and go through airport security.
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Dispose of it safely
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>>702830467
wasnt thinking about burning it you fucking moron
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>>702830135
re-re-rollllllll
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>>702829308
reroll
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put it in neighbors car and detonate
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TIMESTAMP
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>>702830291
fucking this
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shove it up your ass and boom
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Blow up a big blue mailbox drop off
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>>702830626
re roll
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>>702830291
rolling for this
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>>702830626
rolling for dis shit
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send the tree to the moon!
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give us some insight into where you live, OP. Like, not specifically where, but is it urban? rural?

I vote a local church, bonus internet points if the congregation is predominantly black.
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>>702830609
drill a hole into a tree. insert the compound. send the tree to hell.
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>>702826509
Kill yourself and anyone else in your home since they live with a faggot.
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>>702830469
>>702830448
>>702830245
Can you fuck off? This guy wants to do something fun with it and we're here to be entertained by it. Do you actually feel like a good person when you see a "what do I do to this mouse?" Thread and stop tell OP to take care of it? If OPs willing to fucking torture the poor fucker then he probably just tosses it down the garbage disposal after the thread 404s.
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COLUMBIIIIIIINE!
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>>702830808
roll.
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>>702830808
re roll for that
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>>702830808
Town
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>>702830544

You clearly wrote, "and light it," you ignorant slut.
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>>702830291
this
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Smoke it
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My trips demand to blow your balls off
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>>702830808
re rollllll
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>>702830937
"light it" doesnt necessarily mean "burn it"
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This is now a wizard thread.
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>>702830808
this
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Make yourself a facemask and ignite, removes blackheads like a charm
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> wait for presidential election
> grow sand nigger beard
> when president is swearing to oath say this is for the mighty Muḥammad ibn ʿAbdullāh ibn Abdul-Muttalib ibn Hashim allah akbar and blow him up
>make the news
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Blow up a bus
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>>702829446
C4 don't detonate while exposed to heat you stupid cunt
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TREEEE!
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try and blow up a tree
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>>702831022
Let me explain something to you guys. OP here.

C4 can not be blown up by holding a lighter to it. You can not shoot it and expect it to blow up. You can do whatever you want to it, it won't blow.

You need a primer for it to go off, and those are hard to come by.
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>>702830808
this
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Eat it
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>>702831022

It does if you're not talking about goddamn light bulbs, you gigantic twat whistle.
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>>702831162
This
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Blow up a car
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throw it away and go to bed op, youre tired.
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>>702831072

too late.
Soros already paid some jerk to do it.
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>>702831074
Roll
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Blow up toilet
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>>702831162
Roll
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>>702831217
you implying Soros is a JEW ???!?
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Roll for bus
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>>702831162
Reroll
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AGAIN, VIDEOS FOR 4CHAN, LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTION.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfZX43wW-Mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcX40Fvs1U
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just blow something up.
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Blow up a school
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>>702831332
OMG SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>702830173
>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>underaged stupid faggot died
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>>702831332
so close
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>>702831146
shvoe it up your ass and make it explode then you fucking faggot
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Liz makes my peepee hard
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Blow up a bus 7/7 style
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>>702831217
that's a lie Jews don't pay for anything
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>>702831155
ITT: OP blows up a Church.
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>>702831441
Blow up the bus op
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Put in foreskin / around dick if you're cut and play "burn" from Ellie Golding Ind background while igniting
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blow up church
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blow up the entrance of a house
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>>702831527
Please
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>>702831527
Being cut is for dirty jews. / OP.
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>>702830808
splode it, mofo.
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Blow up a school
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>>702831441
roll as heck
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>>702831554
So close! Also, this if I roll
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>>702830808
come on, satan trips.
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blow up a church faggg
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Blow up a school op
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>>702831527
Again this
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>>702831527
DO IT
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blow up your entrance
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>Drill in a tree in a park
>put all C4 in it
>put the wire on a pedestrian road
>far enough to be at safe distance
>put a lighter next to it and some sign
>"do not light it"
>wait for a curious idiot
>film the guy shitting himself andzomm on his guilty face
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>>702831554
re roll
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blow up someone
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Go to Edmonton and go to the arena and yell alluh akbar and blow up the Oilers
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>>702826789
huck huck huck it blowed up huck
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BLOW UP A FUCKING TREE! FOR FUCK SAKES BLOW THE FUCKING TREE UP MOTHERFUCKER!
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Just blow something up also 777 get
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blow it up in the middle of the park saying allahuuuu akbaarrr
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>>702831721
>only good thing so far
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>>702831721
rolling for this guy
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>>702826509

Put it in silly putty eggs, and hand it out to children.
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Blow up a bunch of niggers OP
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>>702830609
Gå och handla billiga fläskkotletter
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Become a terrorist op
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>>702831775
I WILL NEVER STOP! EVER!
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888 ger blow some shit
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>>702831721
>ZIS !
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Hey op, stick it up here!
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>>702831721
seriously do this, trips or not
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>>702831332
roll
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just give to issis
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Blow up a toddler
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>>702831721
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>>702831887
FUCK! COME ON MAN! SHIT!

THE FUCKING TREE MUST DIE!
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Kill Jacob Sartorious
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Destroy a post box
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tweet a picture of it to American airlines with timestamp.
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properly dispose of it
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bury it and then detonate.
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>>702832092


...A tree
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>>702831721
DO IT OP
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>>702826509
That's fucking play-dough
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goddamnit, just fucking eat a dick
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>>702831721
THis
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Swedfag
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>>702832145
re re re re re re re re
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>>702832222
WInrar
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>>702832222
check'd
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Masturbate with it and put it inside a daycare with a note on it saying for the glory of Muhammad
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>>702832222
Sigh
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put yourself in a barrel put c4 under the barrel and launch to the moon.
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>>702832222
WE HAVE A WINNER! / OP
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>>702826977
Dubs confirmed
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>>702832222
You wasted fucking quads in that shit?
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>>702832222
blow up a tree I guess
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Guys it's not c4.
It's fucking play-dough
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>>702830032
fire won't detonate it, it burns when lit, you can roll up little balls of it and heat water for coffee. it needs an electric detonator to explode.
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>>702832336
HAHA I JOKE IT WASN'T TRIPS.
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>>702831721
rolling
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level a mosque
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>>702832222
winrar
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>>702832436
all quads are trips
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>>702832425

MY C4 VIDEOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcX40Fvs1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfZX43wW-Mk
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>>702832222
HEIL FUCKING HITLER
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>>702832425
play-dough is still a pretty dangerous substance
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>>702832568
>for 4chan
Ok m8 totally you
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>>702832696
only when the colors are mixed. completely safe by itself.
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>>702832786
what do you want me to write?
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>>702832431
dude who lights it won't know if he was really the one who detonated
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>>702832222
What a fucking faggot. This isn't going to hurt anybody.
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>>702826509
bomb mochee
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>>702832568
Uploaded august 4th and september 5th

Op is a fucking cunt
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>>702832431
nvm thought this was in relation to the curious idiot plan
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>>702832901
very true I remember mixing the colors in preschool and accidentally killing 2 people
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>>702833106
Haha suck a dick, those are just vids to prove it's real C4 jew cunt.
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>>702830827
rollan
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>>702826509
put it at the bottom of a pool, add a bunch of custard powder to pool, stir, detonate.
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>>702826509
Briefly describe how you got ahold of c4 without giving away too much pls

As much as you can at least. Curious bump.
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>>702832222
Winner blow up tree faggot
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>>702832911
Write Bush did 9/11. The numbers told me to
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>>702833682
You go to a place where they keep it and don't keep much track of it, and you steal it.
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>>702831721
>c'mon
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>>702833856
OP RIP
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>>702834001
Doubt
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>>702834407
Okay? I could care less if you don't believe me. I've linked videos of me using it so there you go lol.
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>>702826509
place in butthole
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>>702831721
this
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>>702831721
this again
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>>702834777
ZINGGGGGGGGG
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>>702834777
WINRAR
0% chance OP delivers
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>>702826509
inside your pee hole
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>>702835026
>835026▶
>>>702834777
I probably would if it wasn't the middle of the night and if I had the possibility of actually going out to the place I go to blow this shit. However I don't have a primer at home as of now. But I'll re-do the thread soon and if the winner chooses something realistic I will do it and post it on my channel. Just like I've done before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfZX43wW-Mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGcX40Fvs1U
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faggot op we got 2 sets of trips deliver already
>>702834777
>>702832222
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>>702835233
op is a faggot confirmed
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>>702835233
Write "bush did 9/11" with proof
>>702832911
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fucking faggot
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>>702835233
what a waste of my first trips
confirmed, OP was molested by his father
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>>702835527
Fuck you, I'm deleting this lol
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>>702826509
That isn't c4....
> try posting a pic of c4 for a start you cumdumpster.
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>>702834572
Implying anyone believes its your channel. Did you even read the replies to your "youtube channel" links?

Stop trying so hard, anon. Youre not impressing anyone
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1) You fuckers are dumb. You don't just light C4 with a lighter. Not how it works.

2) 600g is like a pound and some change. You not doing shit with that little bit of C4. Maybe some breaching, but then just det cord will serve you a lot better. But regardless, this cunt isn't just going to "go blow up cars and shit" or something. Not enough.

3) If you don't know what you're doing, don't fuckin' play with explosives. You don't want to lose a finger, you'll probably want it to stick up your ass some point in the future.

4) Eat some of it. You'll get the shits. It'll be fun. Don't eat a whole lot, though. Just enough to get the runs. Then you can shit all over yourself and your boyfriend in the tub.
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>>702834572
Implying anyone here believes you and your "official youtube channel with you blowing shit up."

1/10
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>OP bought play-dough to see how many people he could bait.
>Baited.
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If you actually think it's playdough then I guess you have officially been Memed. Aside from that, why the fuck would I lie about my channel when I'm not even known on youtube, I don't make money, I make videos for the memes.
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>>702836560
why havnt you killed yourself yet
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>>702835233
Op is just promating his channel
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>>702836560
I call bullshit on all your claims unless you deliver
>>702835486
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>>702836902
I also cant understand why he didnt kill himself yet...
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>>702836560
RETARD. LISTEN.
Youre lying about your channel because its your scapegoat right now. You claim this channel is yours and there was never any pic of the object you were initially presenting with a time stamp. You dont have any explosives of any sort and never have. You dont even know how to get them.
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.
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put it into a birds nest, or anything similar, and wait until the animal shows up. blow up his whole family. afterwards put the animals head on your head.
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>>702837263
Nigger wtf? Did you not see the timestamp picture?
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>>702838505
theres no evidence connecting your timestamped picture and the video faggot
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step 1) cum in water bottle
step 2) put c4 under bottle
step 3) blow it up
step 4) cum rain
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>>702838882
mate, send me your skype if you don't believe me
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>>702839108
>Sending someone your skype on 4chan
lel don't do it. Just don't
If he's not willing to share it here it's not real
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>>702839259
or send your snapchat or something, and i'll go ahead and send the video out when i have the possibility :)
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>>702839108
or you could not be a faggot and actually do it properly with timestamp
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>>702830808
rolling for this
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>>702838505
You obviously understand how the internet works. Youre just a shitty teeny bopper troll.

Again, 1/10. Dipping outta this thread because it makes me wince every time you reply.
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>>702839259
Thanks /b/ro, would never do it but anon is a pretty cool guy.
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>>702835233
>got 600 grams of c4 and primers
>However I don't have a primer at home as of now.

>trips decides what i do with it
>I'll re-do the thread soon and if the winner chooses something realistic I will do it

wat
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