name a better guitarist >you can't
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name a better guitarist
>you can't
John Petrucci u cunt
>>702811998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqT1aA4Q88
This one is my fave.
now opinion alert:
Most professional guitarists that play for famous bands are talented..At that level of skill it's just about the personal preference of the listener
Ahem....
Dimebag Darrell.
>>702811998
technically this guy is awesome
>Some well-known guitarist (don't remember who) wrote song that was intended to be impossible for a human to play
>Buckethead didn't know, and learned how to play it anyway
>>702811998
Didn't know Weird Al was a guitarist.
Shawn lane bitchess
>>702811998
Sting and Bono.
>>702814000
Jari Maenpaa
Steve Vai
>>702814513
Fuuu
Wanted to reply to OP
fat boy slim
>>702812155
>>702813153
>>702813662
>>702814000 *
>>702814236
>>702814513
>>702814581
>>702814753
* today the trips lie.
Faggots
>>702811998
I'd personally rather listen to Satriani, Di Meola, or Buck Dharma.
>>702811998
skrillex
>>702811998
Buckethead. Period.
>>702815099
yung lean is better guitar
>>702814000
>>702815202
>millennials
*eyeroll*
>>702815260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg
lil wayne >
Joe Satriani you bell end!
>>702815437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ5dv9EwRtg
Lil wayne is better than kirk hammet of Metalpacalyse
>>702815551
Satriani's music is gay as fuck, sorry
At that level they can all fucking shred you idiots. Only thing that's left to separate all of them is soul. And there's plenty of guitarist to name with more soul than this faggot that can also shred
>>702815658
>he probably listens to metal like an adolescent with childish emotional problems
Paul Gilbert
>>702815818
And yeah I was gonna say dimebag
>>702811998
Me, faggot
>>702815818
>I listen to dad rock and blues
kys
literally nothing worse than a bluesfaggot
>>702815824
Satch Boogie?
Like I said. Gay as fuck.
>>702816121
>i'll just repeat myself because you've found me out
The End
>>702811998
>>702811998
who is she ?
Dave Grohl
>>702814000
Put me down for Buckethead too k?
I think Padmasana is my fav song but there are so many.
He released over 20 albums in one year
jesse cook for me
>>702816207
You listen to faggy music.
And btw, you're wrong, I'm a classically trained musician who listens to many genres. JS Bach would agree that Joe Satriani's music sounds gay.
>>702811998
Yngwie Malmsteen
>>702816549
just about to say this, you just beat me to it
>>702811998
Marty is a faggot just like OP.
This guy is better and he had use of half the amount of fingers
>>702811998
Yeah, he's pretty good. Here's a better pic of him.
>>702816207
Musical masturbation
>>702811998
Gooby pls
>>702816666
Satanic Quads never lie
Django Reinhardt
>>702816549
Yep yep, all bow down to the Malmsteem.
>>702816665
kys
>>702816666
dem digits
>>702816748
*Satrianic
>>702816666
Not even the best baldie
>>702816456
lol faggot
>>702816549
Yngwie is spectacular, but his music is repetitive and frankly, boring.
Anybody said Randy Rhoads yet?
If not, I'll just leave this here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=trxFJsjqnK4
>>702816919
Lurk Moar
>>702816456
>faggy
Because classically trained musicians always talk like uneducated children who grew up in trailer parks. You can keep lying if you want. I know what you are and that won't change because you don't know how to present yourself as otherwise.
>>702816232
Who's this fucking cocksucker?
>>702816980
Randy Rhoads
>>702816871
That band is shit
>>702816232
Overated. Sloppy with minimal technical ability but since he died people suck his balls.
As much as I enjoy Vai, Satriani, Friedman, Buckethead etc, this man just trumps them imo.
>>702816666
>says the literal queer posting from an iPhaggot device
Your opinions are invalid. Now head on back to facebook with the other mouth breathers.
>>702811998
Jeffe Hanneman
Mark Knopfler
Buzz Osbourne
Jimi Hendrix
Stephen O'malley
>>702817032
hi, millennial! :3
We need more Death here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quPliK3eAy4
>>702811998
thats not yngwie malmsteen
>>702811998
Obviously.
>>702812891
I aggree.
>>702816549
>>702817264
Malmsteen is a joke. It's fairly obvious you're new to guitar music.
>>702816549
Plays same exact shit over and over. One trick pony. He needs to lay off the cheeseburgers too that fat fuck.
>>702816966
Ok. Keep telling yourself that.
I've transcribed the well-tempered klavier to guitar. I can actually play the guitar. You, on the otherhand, voted for the most clichéd shredder in the universe. His music is pop-shred-garbage. Btw - Marty Friedman is far better. So is Rhoads, EVH, Andy Laroque, I can go on.
Fuck off faglord. You don't know shit about guitar or music in general. Eat a dick.
>>702817210
I'm 40
>>702814078
that's yanni dumbass
>>702817410
>Malmsteen is a joke
ok buddy good talk
>>702817032
You're the shit.
>>702817483
Hi Granpa
>>702813153
Gotta agree with this one.
>>702817410
I don't like Malmsteen but a joke?
Do you even guitar?
>>702816271
>No one contested
>Think I won
>>702811998
thats not randy rhoads
Jerry cantrell
>>702817414
I dont know about fat, seems he doesnt exactly like donuts
>>702817129
Having an iphone invalidates my statement? You're the fag that loves Satriani.
>>702817431
>all that toddler like condescension
Keep proving me right, Zeke. :^)
robben ford
>>702817129
you seem upset
>>702811998
>>you can't
I could
>>702817703
I bet you own an Ibanez.
And can't even play it.
>>702817587
Hi son.
>>702817702
>Having an iphone invalidates my statement?
Yes, dummy. That is what my post said. If you can't be trusted to compute without Apple dumbing things down for you, why would anyone think your opinions are worthwhile? Try thinking before puking your childish emotional reactions in the reply box, faggot child who hasn't grown out of metal yet.
Alex Lifeson
>>702818004
this anon is obviously triggered
>>702817848
I bet you live in a trailer park.
And can't even leave it.
>>702818004
Wow. You are triggered as fuck.
>>702817827
Roll
>>702818072
>stating facts means you're triggered
Try to not be so fallacious all the time. It's tacky.
>>702814236
this. shawn lane, hands down.
>>702818079
i bet you were molested at a young age and have have methamphetamine induced bi-polar disorder
>>702811998
my dad. what do I win?
>>702818079
Nope. Lakefront house. Where do you live?
Kill yourself.
>>702818159
you seem upset
>>702817127
Agree. One of the best.
>>702818246
>i
Tell us more about your trailer park.
>>702811998
This guy.
Trey Anastasio
>>702818314
this
>>702818246
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702817827
he is my guitar god
hank marvin
>>702818004
Man are you ok?
>>702818310
i can't be arsed to press shift every time i want to use the letter i, you are just going to have to live with it
>>702818264
Still going on vacation with mommy and daddy? Pathetic.
>>702818440
Sounds like you're not white.
>>702818362
stay gold pony boy
>>702818362
What the fuck did YOU just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702817323
He's nothing special. Sounds like every other you tube shredder out there.
>>702818446
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702818446
nope, it's my place.
You should give up. You're really making a fool out of yourself.
PS satriani is gay
>>702818516
sounds like you were molested at a young age and now have methamphetamine induced bi-polar disorder, i'm white btw
>>702818654
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702818072
>>702818097
>>702818435
>>702818287
>all these manbabbys who haven't grown out of metal or own iPhaggot devices
>>702818631
Nope, it's not your place.
You should give up. You're really making a fool out of yourself.
PS metal is gay
>>702818703
you sure showed me, thanks for your post anon
>>702818359
Did you know that Dave Mustaine once asked him to join Megadeth?
are you kidding me faggots
you forgot the best one
>>702818780
stop posting anytime now
David Russell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmXIUaYAlmk
>>702811998
Guthrie Govan
/thread
>>702818631
>You're really making a fool out of yourself.
>on an anonymous image board
>in a thread full of children who listen to metal
MISHA MANSOOR
>>702818703
Metal has the best guitarists.
Satriani used to claim he was metal.
Satriani is not metal.
But Satriani is gay.
>>702818867
stop posting anytime now
>>702818264
Nice trailer patio you have there.
Buckethead.
>>702818956
>stop posting anytime now
stop posting anytime now
>>702818937
>Metal has the best guitarists.
Like I said, manbabbys.
>>702819013
>>stop posting anytime now
>stop posting anytime now
stop posting anytime now
>>702819016
how is manbabby formed?
>>702811998
buckethead u cunt
>>702818924
You are so triggered it's unbelieveable.
Please keep going. It's fucking hilarious.
PS Satriani is gay
>>702819060
>>>stop posting anytime now
>>stop posting anytime now
>stop posting anytime now
stop posting anytime now
So many fucking faggots arguing ITT
I hate guitarists.
Guitar fag of 9 years here
>>702818974
My parents are just renting it for the summer.
>>702816504
This guy knows it
>>702819126
i'm a drummer
This guys bitchin
>>702818903
when did christian bale start looking so much like a viking
>>702816504
yes
>>702819126
No, it's one dude who thinks Joe Satriani is the best guitarist ever and is calling everyone else phaggots and "babbys" for disagreeing.
>>702819126
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702819074
1. get shunned through adolescence
2. listen to metal after turning 17 because your parents didn't prepare you to deal with your emotions like an adult
Derek Trucks..no one here comes close
>>702819250
Satriani is pretty fucking good. And im a metal guy
>>702816661
you sir are right
also check'em
**Drops mic**
/thread
>>702818974
Yup. That's a trailer patio.
Keep telling yourself that.
PS Satriani is gay
>>702819320
how girl get pragnent?
No mention of Tom Morello?
>>702819250
You are phaggots and babbys. You're posting from iPhones and you're people under the age of 25 and/or still listen to metal. Both descriptions are apt.
>>702811998
buckethead.
mario camarena.
>>702811998
Loved his solos on Megadeth Hanger 18
>>702819433
trailer park mommy has you make cummies inside before tendies
>>702819496
you seem upset, can you not afford nice things?
>>702818780
Please kill yourself, you're a fag
Best as in being able to play more than anyone else, probably the dude from dragon force or another speed metal band.
Personally I like Michal Romeo the most as a guitarist. Not quite my favorite band anymore though.
Some Classical Gas by Tommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk
>>702819597
>iPhones
>nice
This is why people consider you stupid.
>>702819495
Tom Marino fuckin bores me to tears..he should've been a D.J
>>702816504
hoo dis?
listen to summer song and tell me that aint the heaviest shit you ever fucking heard!
SATCH RULES ALL THINGS METAL !!
BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY SATCH !!
>>702819496
Says the guy who keeps spelling faggot with a ph like he's afraid of offending someone...
Martin Barre
>>702819495
Honorable mention for being a faggot
>>702813153
You sir, knoweth the lord when he playeth
>>702819496
Poorfag detected.
Show us your basement bungalow
>>702819610
>Please kill yourself, you're a fag
How to say you've lost on 4chan for 1000, Alex.
>>702811998
Allan Holdsworth's on a different dimension than most guitarists hands down
David Russell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHvuZFys4Bg
>>702819698
i can't afford an iphone i am just asking because you seem upset that other people can
>>702819756
>iPhone
>iPhaggot
>phaggot
No wonder you couldn't get into a good school.
Joel Grind duh also bucket head
>>702819794
I'm not even that anon, I just think you're a fag and should die. :^)
>>702818314
Christ.....what a fucking redneck. No wonder he got blasted
>>702811998
>>702814000
Cool story bruh
>>702819038
Have to agree. Dokken were pretty rad for a hair metal band.
>>702819908
>i-it was an insult, i-i'm not afraid to say f-f-phaggot
>>702819789
>Poorfag detected.
>can only afford a phone
>not a phone and a desktop and a laptop
It's like you're just some dumb little nigger who assumes people can't infer things about you.
>>702819794
Lost?
kek
Let's see YOUR house, anon. Please.
I want to laugh my ass off at your basement room at mommy's
>>702815425
Buckethead is generation x, thanks for playing though.
>>702819930
>:^)
hi, post-2009 cancer
>>702819908
Yea...that's about 90% less creative than iFag, which would actually be referring to iPhones, instead of just phones in general.
>>702820059
This dumb nigger took your ass to school.
>>702811998
chuck barry
>>702820138
I've been here since 1876, keep trying newfriend.
>>702820105
>Let's see YOUR house, anon. Please.
You first ;)
>>702820131
Keep telling yourself that even though you were born after the wall fell.
>>702820059
Come on man, you're calling people niggers and trailer trash, let's see your place.
>>702820244
Lurk Moar
>>702818264
>>702820156
>Yea...that's about 90% less creative than iFag
Are you literally just replying because you're lonely now? Because your post makes no fucking sense, Cletus.
1. You didn't say what type of guitar.
2. You didn't say what genre of music.
3. You said nothing about range.
4. You said nothing about technical proficiency, creativity, musicality, or any other criteria, etc.
5. 99.9% of these threads are where OP is the guitarist or works for him, once again rendering OP a fag.
For example, if OP actually posed a meaningful question with some criteria, for example, as to who is widely considered the best all around rhythm guitarist (skill, speed, creativity, etc.), it would be hard to argue with Dave Mustaine (who is also an excellent, but not the best lead guitarist, and who also does vocals, and writes everything himself).
On creativity, there's an argument to be made that Mustaine is the best guitarist for these reasons as well.
>>702820411
I'm lonely, can I have a (you)?
>>702820396
>he doesn't understand that the implication is that the house pictured isn't his
Special needs kids can't afford lakefront property.
>>702820471
This nigger is still on topic, what the fuck are you doing? We're trying to have an internet tough-guy contest and you are shitting it up with on topic posts. Please leave.
>>702819945
Don't you have a glass of the finest bleach to drink?
I just derailed this thread and you were all too stupid and childish to stop me, metalbabbys.
Me: 1
You: 0
>>702820471
Haven't heard of him. What's his band?
>>702818928
/thread
>>702813153
Dimebag could be drunk out of his fucking mind and still play the guitar so well that it sounded like you were listening to the album.
>>702820658
>keeping score
You are even more sad than I imagined.
>>702819016
>Butthurt shit-taste detected
What's wrong? Girlfriend leave you for a guy with testosterone in his system?
>>702819433
Masterful butthurt shut down, well played
>>702820244
Fuck all you faggots. Check out my lakeside mansion with my own private lake. Thats my yatch there you can barely see it though cause iphone.
>>702811998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VAbAs8HhGM
>>702820411
Why else would I be on /b/ you halfwit
>>702820901
Thanks anon, here's a (you) for your trouble.
>>702820471
Not prog enough
>>702821090
>Why else would I be on /b/, you halfwit?
For grammar lessons.
>>702818004
>look how he growed up I iz I don't likes the metal anymore
Never liked metal as a child, never really met any children who love metal....weird.
Nick Jonas
Me
>>702816504
>>702817248
This. Chuck motherfuckin' schuldiner. Not to mention he was also a godtier lyricist.
>Malmsteen
>Dimebag
>Mustaine
>Someone even mentioned Morello
were you all born in fucking 2005 or what?
>>702820937
>my dads*
Fixed
>>702818903
this
>>702811998
i will presuppose at least one better guitarist exists and for the sake of argument i will pick one arbitrarily and call him bob
there i named him
ya'll faggots need to get some taste
>>702816504
Yes!! I came in here to post this very pic!
>>702820684
>Haven't heard of him. What's his band?
Old and gay response
His band is not "Sellout", like so many.
FYI, Metallicas whole first album was written by Mustaine. He created thrash metal. He created Metallica's sound.
Too much of tough guy tho. Beat up half of Metallica and was drugged out all the time, so they booted him. Went on to create Megadeth. Whereas Metallica lost their edge a million years ago (first album is still by far best album and raw energy), Mustaine continues to produce quality stuff. Dystopia, latest album (2016) is awesome (debuted at #3 on Billboard 200).
>>702818903
>This guy gets it.
>>702816661
If you play guitar and you don't know who this guy is then you should kill yourself.
Tony Molina
>>702820684
megagay
All i can say is buster b jones!
>>702820471
seconded
mustaine is a true guitar god and serious musician, not just a guy showing up and swinging an ax
Marty McFly
>>702818903
I had the great pleasure to see him play live and to have quick chat with him afterwards, he is on another level, he is in the top 1% of the top 1%, but he does look like someone you'd expect to find sleeping rough in your shed.
>>702822303
>sheeplike mainstream followboy detected
List to Wham much?
Whaddafag
>>702814000
Hasn't this meme died yet?
>>702816893 Saw him Live at the height of career..he was bitchy and pouty and twice he threw his guitar and stormed off stage like a prima donna little bitch ..fuck that guy
fucking hendrix
>>702820059
this nigga will kick ur ass doe cracker
A tragic loss even though he didn't die, a bunch of Germans poisoned his brain and he never recovered, I can't imagine what wonders he might have come up with had he stayed on the rails.
>>702822981
Why did he storm off stage?
josh homme is clearly a better guitarist
>>702823181
forgot the picture.... FUCK!
>>702821424
Children are people under the age of 25 to real adults. With that in mind, I'm certain you have met tons of them.
>>702816356
Love Dave Grohl as musician and outstanding human being, but not the best guitarist by a long shot.
>>702823012
>i regurgitate things i've heard other people who know nothing regurgitate
>>702811998
tom morrello
>>702815425
>old impotent people
*eyeroll*
No Paul Gilbert in this thread?
Guitarists seem to split into two camps the technically brilliant (a guitarists, guitarists) and those who make great music that is also popular, both are great in my book
In "The Book" (The 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists), Dave Mustaine ranks #1. The Book was written by Joel McIver, who's written and published over 30 books.
Kind of an expert.
>>702823232
Dat front pickup, legendary!!
>>702823289
I second this. He's was better with drums along side Kurt Nobrains.
>>702817127
Yeah, SRV got it all going on. RIP.
you know how many incredibly talented studio musicians there are? These threads are always a circle jerk/argument with no real conclusions.
>>702816504
THIS
>>702823994
>These threads are always a circle jerk/argument with no real conclusions.
This is how it always goes, get over it fag.
Nuff said
Aye, ye Buggerers!
'Tis I, Sir Jon, and I detest thee and thy lot! Thou art larded, simple, poxbearers who spendeth thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within His realm. Forsooth, hast thy lot ever knownst the pleasures of a woman? Surely ye thrusteth thy jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet knoweth no boundaries! Worse yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits!
Be ye not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport, for I am unassailable. Led many a man in battle and tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; 'twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives.
>>702818004
Triggered kek
>>702823212
dont know ..he stopped in the middle of a song ..yelled at the band ..yelled at the sound booth .unhooked and bounced his guitar off the stage and shoved roadies on the way off ..it took twenty minutes of the crowd chanting his name for him to come back all pissy ..and pulled the same shit 15 minutes later
>>702816504
FUCK YES
>>702824791
>replying to posts from over an hour ago
hi, new kid
this isn't reddit, sweetie
Synyster Gates
>>702818004
>grown out of metal yet
>grown out
>implying metal is immature
>implying one grows out of an art or taste
>implying vanilla is not the best fucking flavor of ice cream
>implying your statement alone is the only thing evidencing immaturity
>>702817248
He died so people like him........
Just fucking kidding he was fucking amazing
THe true godfather of deathmetal
Pioneered a whole genre
>>702818830
this
>>702825150
>he thinks metal isn't immature
>>702817827
/thread
>>702824816
Guess he never got his cock sucked before the show then....
You shalt fear him
santana
>>702825292
Dude:
1. I'm pro-Trump
2. I'm anti-Apple
3. You're being a dick. I love metal and about a dozen other genres of music depending on my mood. You don't "grow out" of something like music. Try not to be a dick. We are the same side a couple things. Don't pic on the Millenials. They can't help that they are on the wrong side of stupid as they've been brainwashed and can't think for themselves.
>>702825242
Totally agree.
>>702825817
>You don't "grow out" of something like music.
Spoken like someone who hasn't grown up yet.
I posted Trump ironically. You really are a fucking retard, kid.
jason becker
>>702825817
>You don't grow out of something like music
Do you still listen to the same music you did when you were 10?
You do grow out of music fucktard, unless you're development stopped and you're still a manchild.
>>702811998
>>702826303
Minus a million points for the head set mic.
>>702826303
you're not even trying
>>702825969
>I posted Trump ironically.
Yeah, because we can all read your mind through the internet. How is life in your own little, miserable world where suicide becomes more and more of an attractive option every day but for the fact that you are a coward?
>You really are a fucking retard, kid.
Ok, ad hominem lrn2logic genius
FYI, I have been measured at the genius level multiple times and my list of accolades tends to support that.
Who's the retard?
>>702827020
>pretends to be all about logic
>makes faulty assumptions
>pretends to be a genius
>posts image macros on 4chan /b/
>>702818937
I like metal and joe satriani. I've been listening to both for over twenty years.
>>702826151
not him but, you make no sense
music is an art form
it is solely up to taste
it is solely up to opinion
it is not subject to "grow out of it"
i guess you are just retarded or something like everyone itt says if you still can't seem to understand that
>hurr-durr, someone doesn't like what i like so i'll tell them i grew out of it to make them sound immature and me more advance
how fucking childish are you lil manboy?
u sound dumb as fuck btw too
Slash from G&R
>>702827236
LOL you literally are retarded!
Fuckwad: there's like at least 5 anons calling you a retard at this point.
Maybe consider that you are actually retarded on top of being butthurt.
How embarrassing for you that you don't get what a laughing stock you are!
>>702827404
>music is an art form
yeah big red car is still my jam after all these years.
>>702827779
ikr
gave up on dim >>702825292
he's either underage and like 12 or a really fukin dumb adult
either way not worth anyone's time
loser he is
>>702827779
>How embarrassing for you that you don't get what a laughing stock you are!
Implying the opinions of people who listen to metal are valid and worth something.
>>702827404
>it's solely up to taste
>I'm still listening to tween pop 20 years later
please kys
>>702827961
>fukin dumb
Fall on your own sword harder, poor person.
>>702814078
Weird al for best accoridian anyone?
>>702827404
>It is solely up to taste
What we're trying to tell you anon, is that you have a 13 year old's taste in music and you haven't grown out of it yet.
Eric Johnson
Holy Fuck just got here into epic thread with faggot claiming metal is immature and grow out of it.
Guys, it just means he's a butthurt beta, prolly cucked and with no real sex life except his hand. Only betas seem to get upset when others say they like metal. They lack the alpha genea and were meant to die in the real survival world.
Betas don't like metal.
Betas say "grow out of it".
Lol @ betaboy
>>702828269
>it took 2 hours for someone with taste to show up
>>702811998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe2BCdlOWkA
>anime fag
>best guitarist
>>702828408
>I'm an adult who still listens to metal
how does it feel being an omega?
>>702828408
That's not your first post. People who aren't immature metal listening newfaggots can tell because we use scripts that tell us when new IPs post.
You are emotionally compromised because you know I'm right. You lose. Again.
>>702828408
>is not masculine so has to pretend listening to immature caveman music makes him masculine
Typical mouthbreather with nothing going on in his life.
