I have a bottle of vodka and I'm going to get it empty.
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I have a bottle of vodka and I'm going to get it empty.
Nostalgia drinking game.
You nostalgia, you drink
>>702811312
maaaan i had that shit
but it was retail so some of the parts where missing
but darn the feel you got from just sticking your head in looking out of the gate. made you feel like the biggest badest dragon waiting for silly adventurers
>>702811405
dude these were my shit
>>702811405
those fucking guys
I'm drinking 5 shots for each one of those funny nostalgic bastards
>>702812011
contribute broh. I want to drink too
>>702811405
Well, I am having a drink for those motherfuckers! Didn't know anyone else had these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs8VMz-cuc
Trap door
>>702811312
I dont drink.
Loved this show
>>702811312
>>702811380
Oh my god, I remember that shit. They used to freak me out
>>702811405
Id some how end up eating them. they looked so gummy and tasty. Boy was i wrong
>>702811380
id always put them on my forehead and wait for them to shoot off haha
>>702813488
holy shit, a friend owned one of this and it was dope...
>>702811312
I don't drink, but...
>>702813488
HOLY SHEEP SHIT!
>>702814060
Top-tier
>>702813146
Holy shit, this is the first different variation of that game I've seen, I had that exactly same game in a different color sceme, with a different picture on the clock.
Tons of fun as a kid too, lol.
It's incredible how far your imagination can take you, I always thought of the ball as a tiny guy running through the different obstacles with other, imaginary dangers around him.
>>702812723
What a fucking little bitch.
Nah just kidding bro. You're healthier than I am.
Push a push pop, push a good flavor, push a push pop... saaave some for laaaaterrr...
>>702811380
Fuck me I forgot these existed
You guys had shitty toys. That's all there is to it. No metal Tonka trucks, no realistic looking toy guns... I weep for your childhoods.
>>702814702
my fucking axels
>>702814358
best invention ever
>>702814358
i had one these hell ya forgot it existed ntill just now
>>702814831
I don't know about the rest of people, but I had a tonne of cast metal guns and wooden swords and those massive trucks (diggers were always the best) as well as all of the cool plastic stuff
>>702815453
kek, I miss her.
>drinking vodka
>>702815468
stfu eurofag go suck a muslim dick
Anyone else have this it was cool because if you hooked up a action figure guy on the monitor would talk to you
>>702815640
>eurofag
Rural england. Not quite
>>702815578
>get your shit together, Mary
>>702815737
>tonne
learn to spell, euromuslim
>>702815844
>american telling brit how to spell
Nice meme
>>702815578
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990
play it for free, no bullshit, runs in browser
>>702816011
we should have let hitler and stalin rape you
Anyone else have this bad boy?
>>702814060
what the hell... am i being monitored ?
>>702816112
>we
Stop trying so hard to prove you're and edgy faggot, we have got it now, nobody like you. Just stop, you're just boring
>>702816117
I so did! I lost the top at one point though.
>>702811312
But I'm a recovering alcoholic OP. 100 days clean and sober today
get your lives together you cucks
>>702813488
I had one of these.
>>702816247
k, have fun being raped by muslims!
>>702811312
>>702811405
>>702813146
>>702814358
Oh man, this shit takes me back
>>702815837
Jesus, I had so many of these.
Gonna dump a few
>>702816365
I'm not even playing the game and I'm drinking. Fuck it.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tFxcNuM.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Anyone remeber battle beasts???
I had a lot of Buzz Lightyear toys including the space ship shaped like the the Box and a commander Zerg. I think I even had the rc car that they rode on in the first movie
>>702816570
that thing was so mindblowning, I was in awe on how it got the penguin up the hill!
>>702816627
but did u have any friends?
>>702811312
Fuck you OP I fucking hate you the thread it's not even began and I have already lost
>>702813897
Those things probably gave everyone cancer.
>>702816774
fuck these things
>>702814670
Beetleborgs! Man that takes me back.... they used to have it on during TGF on ABC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33nRHIwOu-o
>>702814831
I was a kid of the 90's, I had metal trucks, realistic guns as well as fake looking ones, and hell, my 3rd grade was the last year they allowed you to have weapons as part of your costumes before they took that shit away. I was a ninja.
>>702816570
more shit from way back
>>702816959
>cancer
>formaldehyde
>pro-autism agents
>asbestos
Tastes like child-hood to me!
>>702815177
Everyone masturbated to lamb chop!
>>702817319
You're a fag.
>>702816752
Yez, in fact we shared toys, member one I actually traded some action figures for an snes game from one of there older brothers
>TFW they never got it back
>>702815177
ITS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS BECAUSE
>>702815446
my nigga
>>702816117
Haha I had it and lost the top as well! Everyone lost the top hatch!
>>702815285
i remember these
i had an og digimon one
i remember there were also knockoffs called gigapets
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lB3dCIn.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>702817407
Man they don't make boxes like those anymore. That's how you knew you had a true disney classic. Those big ass fucking boxes!
>>702817705
RL Stine had something to do with this show, which I always thought was neat
>>702817415
Everyone here is a fag. You're a fag as well. Fag.
>>702817755
And cover art that looked like it took time and was hand-drawn.
>>702816117
Oh my, yes. Now I want to track down an unopened one and buy it. I can remember how it smelled when I first opened it.
>>702817833
I used to have those! Not in the 90s, but as a teen in the early-2000s. The one on the far right was my fave, and he with the center one would fuck with the guy on the far left all the time.
first videogame
dont have a picture but remember beast wars?
biggest blueballs of my childhood waiting for mroe then three of those fucking pods floatng around the planet to fall down, every single episodes i would hope and every single episode not a damn thing
then they end the series with them going into that warp and not even mentioning all their sleeping comrades their just leaving floating earth until they fall and are marooned without any help or leadership fuck
>>702817028
Warp speed don't rainbow read me, nigga
Any l33t haxors remember this? Had the snes version too
>>702817852
The girl that played Ducky was shot by their father the same year this came out.
>>702817381
>>702818106
Had a gameshark for the N64.
>>702811312
stay hydrated, try mixing your vodka with something else.
Vodka hangover are the worst, especially pure vodka, especially pure cheap vodka.
>>702814148
I was terrified of this as a kid
>>702818108
Jesus fucking christ, kek
>>702815837
>lost
besides legos, i remember these were my absolute favorite toys
>>702816475
we voted out
>>702818108
yep yep yep
![Army Men 3D [U] [SLUS-00491]-front.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fEej0Mq.jpg "Army Men 3D [U] [SLUS-00491]-front.jpg")
>>702817679
those are fucking old, played with them at my grandparents house.
>>702818191
vodka is the one type of hard liquor that doesnt give me hangovers
>>702818328
>legos
TRIGGERED BEYOND BELIEF
>>702818383
there are still millions walking your streets.
>>702818423
this was the shit
>tfw melting enemy soldiers
Game Genie for the Genesis/Megadrive.
>>702818423
>not being an omega soldier
>>702815453
Kek I used to skip school and watch this sometimes.
>>702818506
cant do anything about that now, just hope they get westernised.
>>702818033
I loved thundercats
>>702818323
Zeke the plumber!
>>702818423
>mfw i played this yesterday
>>702818323
It was the mother's fault too. They knew the father abused her and even had a secret getaway apartment. However the fucking mother kept dragging her feet because of the shit in the house and both were shot. Dumb bitch had so many death threats, what do you think will happen when you threaten a divorce against a mentally unstable and violent person?
>>702818506
>millions
No there aren't, don't make up facts to support your shitty opinions
Apparently this is coming back?
>>702811714
lol
do they still use tube tv's in school
>>702811312
Got a depressing story for you /b/ros
>be me
>kid had lots of lego
>some kickass lego.
I kept all my manuals nice and tidy, rents gave me all sorts of bins to store the shit in.
>stop playing with said lego when I turned around 15 or so.
>by the end I was making skyscrappers, bridges and shit.
>finish highschool, realize I'm not a fagget and lego was my childhood
>find old lego, old manuals, spend a month making my most prized structures.
>Castle and pirate ship a top my shelf in my room.
>sisters comes over with nephew
>plays with that shit
>rips it apart, destroys it, mixes with other lego
FML.
Didn't get around to constructing again.
Some years later, I go looking for lego at rents, it's all missing. I went to feed my nephews lizard one day, see pieces that I had, notice more and more, notice a nice lego box I had.
My sister took all my lego and gave it to my nephew ... mixed it all with his. Classic lego, to waste. he's a teen and gave most of it away.
FMW I realize my childhood was destroyed.
>>702816117
I had this one.
>>702814670
>>no Gavan-Sharivan-Shaider
>>702818713
with Steven Merchant instead, it is a one-off (stand up to cancer bullshit) episode, but I think it will be shitty
>>702813897
those things were fucking disgusting
>>702818711
>if i pretend they arent there then they dont exist!!1!
>>702816620
There were many clones... I had Zbots?
>>702818759
Man that gameshow was awesome. I miss the old kid gameshows....
>the best days
>>702816774
Sharpening pencil to personal specifications for optimal test taking. Everyone stares at you for constant noise haha haha.
>>702818803
i took all my legos with me when i moved out, not risking that shit. still have them all and build shit often. Also buy sets once in a while.
>>702818994
>tfw we will never climb Aggro Crag
>>702818803
You say depressing yet I kek'ed
>>702818800
i believe they just go through computers now
>>702818800
in broke ass ones
they do have nicer projectors now though
but a lot of them still have the old projectors with the prisms and big yellow lightbulb and plastic sheets
>>702818843
Fuck, I think those old challenge/puzzle game shows should come back. Apparently the new robot wars is decent enough though.
>>702819040
then mechanical pencils were invented and the world was a better place
>>702818803
I know that feel so bad anon, I had literally thousands of pounds worth of ultra-rare lego sets that I and been collecting since I was 4, my little sister destroys it all. Parents 'tidy it up' mixing it all with my boxes of various parts.
>>702819166
it takes a lot of time and effort to digitize 30 years worth of projector sheets, i dont blame them for still using them
Forward, Forward, left, forward, stop....
>>702818897
>no eviece to support claims
>keeps baiting
>!!1!
Fuck, you are pathetic
Turning people's back packs inside out and zipping them back up .
>>702818759
>>702815560
You know what we need?
A not-so-ninja-warrior game show for regular joes trying to perform that amazing stuff.
Everyone is so used to Olympians doing crazy-ass shit that some people just plain forget how amazing it is. Getting last place at the Olympics is still hella good.
And as a D&D nerd, I want to remind people just how hard it is to... say... swim in clothing and shoes much less with 50lbs of steel plate. Or just climbing a knotted rope.
Half the fun is watching fatties fail. You just have to try and avoid getting sued into oblivion like Takeshi's Castle.
>>702819021
Got most of my Garfield from that haha.
>>702819194
New robot wars is great. Dara does a good job, and the token female is fuckable as ever
>>702819410
I would agree....
>>702819408
my country didnt have to leave to eu because we were being over run by immigrants. deal with it. enjoy your durka rape and hopefully they blow up more of your shitty buses
>>702819490
dude those fat cat 3 packs were the best
>>702819410
That would get old fast. Look at wipeout.
Climbing a knotted rope isn't 'amazing stuff', it is just pretty boring
>>702819410
>>702819410
I know it's not the same guys but I'm so fucking annoyed that when I search for silent library I get the stupid fucking MTV shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbmfQ8pB0Bs
>>702817407
>no jungle book
finding it hard to lose to this without the best one
>>702817369
lost
>>702819547
I like watching on the zone of the motherless an asian incest gameshow. Its all show but funny as hell when the sisters and mothers give in to make incest babies. For some reason always reminds me of MXC.
>>702819629
>blow up more of your shitty buses
>2005
We aren't the ones who have had more terrorist attacks in the past year than the entirity of UK history.
>over run by immigrants
Firstly, that wasn't happening, don't shitpost for the sake of it, just look at the news and have a shred of common sense and you'll realise what an immense shitlord you are. Secondly, i'd rather have a couple of hundred muslims than an army of niggers ready to chimp out at the slightest thing.
tasted like crap but i couldnt stop eating them
>>702817369
crazy bones, my nigga
>>702820123
>a couple of hundred muslims
lol by that logic and math skills we only have 10 or 20 niggers. your country is shit, deal with it. go pray to mecca on your rug now, kiddo.
>>702820181
Was like chalky bubblegum. I prefered the bubblegum cigars myself. They disappeared shortly after I discovered them. Thanks moms without shit to do.
>>702820329
Did you ever hide good games behind shitty ones to insure they would be there when you return?
I cant be the only one who played this.
>>702820526
Yes. I did that in the toy sections of stores, too. It only worked half of the time.
>>702818838
O fuck me... I remember..
What's sad is as I'm scrolling and playing the commercials in my head for 99% of the pics. Also pogs
>>702820801
i never played pogs, but i stole them and sold them a lot
>>702820758
i would alway try and fake a stomach ache that day. never worked.
>>702820801
pogs were fucking awesome. and had some badass slammers too.
>>702820338
You seem to think our borders are as open as your mothers legs
We have taken in very few immigrants. Your pathetic excuse for a country has taken almost 10x as many. Have fun being full of spics and niggers, you utter mongoloid.
>your country is shit
Yeah, but i'd rather live here than in the land of the 'free' (ie corruption and ridiculous levels of obesity) and the home of the shitposter.
Go fap to tranny porn you disgusting excuse for a human (you'd have to dig through a couple of feet of fat to get to anything resembling humanity)
>>702814785
>push pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1iGVigrKOk
>>702821271
i already fapped to tranny porn of your dad, i'm taking a break for a bit. might go shoot my guns, sounds like fun.
>>702821271
>and the home of the shitposter
but that's Australia, or Canada
>>702820758
Everytime I got a stiffy
>>702811312
I had the version with the Lion head above the gate... Man, as a 21 year old dude I miss that shit
>>702811312
I'm wasted three posts in.
>>702814702
my class got that game taken away because all we did was shoot animals. which i imagine is actually relatively historically accurate now that i think about it.
I'll post another. Next favorite besides pigs was motherfucking micro machines
>>702821449
i remember when imacs 1st came out, i went to a small school and the tech teacher spent like 1/2 the budget on one and wouldnt let anyone use it except himself so we dumped water and pop into it
>>702814358
Were these shits universal?! I still have mine. Well my brother to be exact
feels
>>702821271
I always love you euroshits and your staple "hurr durr fat americans!" come backs man.... they're just so original.
>>702821656
extra wagon wheels? clothing? fuck that shit, there's no problem 500 bullets cant solve
>>702817381
Fuck! How were these even a thing I remember I had the loop one
>>702821831
Just suck each others dicks already.
>>702821676
Pogs not pigs
>>702821676
i have so many star wars and army micro-machines, they are awesome
>>702815520
that shit is trash i could never make it taste good
Oh yeah
>>702822235
you have to add sugar
>>702816620
Fuck yeah! Loved the snake. Didn't they had some kind of hologram pin their chest?
>>702822335
nigga it didnt matter how much i added it would still taste bad
>>702822503
Are you sure you don't want to buy the full version?
>>702811380
What the fuck were these called?
>>702816620
fuck year. Battlebeasts. Shit I had nearly every one pictured there, and somehow lost nearly all of them as soon as I got them. wtf.
>>702822025
Your faggot ass elite already take care of that for us.
>>702815446
Straight fucking gangsta
>>702813897
My local grocery store still sells those. They're over in the fruit section...for some reason...recently tried all 5 of them again and they burned my throat with their sweetness.
Don't know how many of you guys can relate, but I seem to remember messing around with this in grade school computer class.
>>702815688
Holy shit. I had this exact one. Thank you anon for bringing back good memories
>>702820555
Encarta 96?
I played that!
>>702817015
mah nig
>>702821754
more for me
>>702823767
Sank so many hours into that game. I have it on gog, I think.
bitches don't know about my tetravex skills
Always saw this one in the library. Never picked it up and read it. Should I have?
>>702811405
My dad used to have these on the knobs of his CB radio he told me they were to keep the bad words off the radio
>>702817015
i wish these werent weird to buy at my age
anyone?
>>702824181
You dad had those on his knob yeah?
>>702812806
>>702811405
>>702811678
>>702814785
>>702817679
>>702819021
>>702820329
You numb nuts they still make this shit. I mean if you nostalgia you drink but just sayin
>>702824129
Goosebumps was like junk food of literature aimed at children. I liked it, had quite a few books, plus managed to read some in the store like a nigger, but lets be honest there, you didn't miss anything by NOT reading them.
>>702815453
Every time I was home sick from school I would watch cartoons. Then about 10 or 11 this shit would always come on. Brings me back!
>>702823563
I loved that one...
>>702817369
oh shit! I remember when the came in color aswell
this
>>702811312
need one asap
>>702817015
oh shit my nigga
all they make now is big budget movie sets, we got in while it was good
(pretend i don't sound like a dad)
>>702811312
i sold one of those on ebay recently and got 50 quid didn't know they were worth that much
>>702813488
Never thought I'd lose, gg anon.
>>702824416
what is online shipping?
id say legos are alot less weird to mess with as an adult then most toys
>>702814358
we had the one that would fold up into a bag to keep all the toy cars in
Still a great game tbh.
![AOL messenger got replaced[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f37bhE2.jpg "AOL messenger got replaced[5].jpg")
>>702813488
Every white kid who grew up in the 70's had one.
You also wore colored top white tube socks, tough-skin jeans.
Your mom made lunch of Oscar Meyer bologna and lays potato chips with Kool Aid.
Later she washed your clothes with powered Tide detergent while she watched Dinah Shore or maybe Phil Donahue.
>>702817369
Holy fuckin shit, totally forgot about these crazy lil fuckers
>>702815837
fuuuuuuuuuck dude
>>702814358
if you didn't have one of these then your parents didn't love you
>>702817833
i remember they used to go yellow if you left them in the sun
>>702817854
there was some fucked up shit on this program
>>702822503
Internet is out
this game was the shit
>>702820555
Hell yeah
>>702826858
these are still in basically every hobby shop
>>702818086
What Do you mean you don't have a fucking picture? You're on the Internet right? Fucking asshole
>>702827065
the interwhat?
>>702825542
Brother
>>702820758
Old buddy of mine needed to know how large everyone's dick was.
>>702827493
Kek'd
>>702820181
there's a tiny card shop in my town run by an old man that still carries these nasty things, they're probably 20 years old lol
But what was their names guys please ??
>>702817164
MOTHERFUCKER I had the big one on the far right
>>702811380
this makes me hard
>>702828093
>>702813929
USE THE COCK!
>>702827618
>2016
>still laughing at 911 jokes
>>702828123
fuck I have to go up in the attic and dig for this stuff
>>702827493
>>702827618
this was funny back in 2001. but not anymore 15 years later
>>702828591
I don't understand. when was this supposed to be?
>>702825564
Son of a bitch, I remember this. 1 more drink for me
