Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702794839
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
CLAIMED LOL OMG CLAIMED
Oh is here a new thread?
>>702809198
most days around 4:00 pm
>its 2:49pm atm
>>702809218
yes yes I recommended anime I like I know not everyone likes them
>>702809329
dah that sucks man
claim but prob not a lot of answers from my end
Football boys
Lets go netherlands!
Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade claimed.
There used to be trees.
>>702810187
You're literally the most sad and autistic "shitposter" that ever graced these threads
Go back being a wagecuck
>>702810091
Exactly, its the little classes like these add up in the end!
>>702810232
No
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>702809805
Why wouldn't i want it?
>>702810091
It is close to russia.
>>702810232
Thats right.
>>702809198
Sorry
>
>>702809329
>SS2
Didn't sign it
>Saber
>>702810305
Pls respond
>>702810097
Nice thread tbh
<><
Claimed
>>702810232
>>702809039 #
>mistake that I failed to revise question into normal sentence
where I failed to revise(turn) a question into a normal sentence
resolve is only used the way you described it as a noun (i'm neither a native speaker nor have I studied that shit) it's definitely the more normal way to say what I said
I've actually only watched few anime and even fewer battle-oriented, don't think I can really recommend anything
>>702810289
>>702809198
most days around 4:00 pm
>its 2:49pm atm
>>702810560
>>702810475
Hey mai
>>702810287
Wasn't that the antagonist that took protagonist with her right before dying?
>>702810674
Chen*
>>702810187
Rolling to steal
Kurumi - date a live
surface level af but shes pretty and mental
Is it pronounced
1) husBANdo?
2) husband-O?
2) HUSbando?
>>702810668
>>702810801
We also have a decent kurumi-anon already
Claimed
>>702810904
>>702810916
>decent
>>702810891
フゥSバンド
>>702810739
Fuck off chen
stop trying to pretend you're mai
>>702810891
2)husband-O
>>702810801
an amazing choice my friend
>>702810916
no that anon called me crazy >:(
>>702811022
>understandable
>>702810982
>>702811041
>This
>Not crazy
?!?!?!
>>702811034
Domo.
>>702810398
Hmm~ You're in charge of me, not the other way around. I don't get to decide what you want
>>702810972
Ur gay
>>702810287
>>702810657
oh, i guess we could talk for an hour or two then
thats pretty nice
im happy again
>>702810390
yea thats great! no A+ though? i thought higher of you
anyway you got any other classes today or you done now?
>>702810398
oh my bad, is it belarus then?
or am i thinking oo much about it?
>>702810423
uh i am not sure i follow
you said you were suprised someone else had aspergers as well so i wondered if you had it
>>702811041
He also owns all waifus
I would not have expected you to care what anons say though
>>702810639
I got it I tried to avoid writing "decide"twice in one sentence so I used "resolve"…which seems to have backfired.Well as for the word mistake can't I use the apposition word of "that"?
>>702810606
Fuck can I steal ples
>>702811065
>Americans need instructions on how to read text correctly
>>702811351
I do
>The joke was because you wanted me to give you a (you)
>>702811351
an hour is not long enough
>what time you got thier now?
>>702811186
its a matter of perspective
>therapist says im fine
>>702811351
Aha, I like your thinking!
But there are no A plusses silly! Merely a four o and thats impossible now
No classes left thankfully, have them til nine tomorrow though, so thall be fun!
Kurumi so popular that quite a few people wanna be her husband…after all they are taken a cue ball
>>702811351
Think of something richer than Belarus but less significant (still close to russia though)
still here. thinking about dying a lot
>>702811616
>Therapist says I'm fine
You need a new therapist
>>702811694
Ay, me too!
>>702811592
>pronunciation is a easy thing
Hanako Ikezawa. I'd give that bitch more third degree burns, bitches love third degree burns.
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>702810423
Doesnt matter.
>>702811230
I would still lkke my slaves opinion.
How else i can take care of it?
>>702811351
Latvia.
>>702811694
Already claimed my friend
>>702811694
>>702811774
Might as well
Well my first two classes went well, though both were just syllabus days
>>702811592
>Americans should know how to say a Japanese word
>>702811703
he Is professional you are not
>>702811373
I have no idea what an apposition is supposed to be, 'that' is definitely wrong though
No mistakes in this post though <><
>>702811958
Happy to hear it Franny,
It only goes down from here!
>>702811958
Good. Mine went well and boring too.
>>702811958
>syllabus days
Your school has begun new term?May american school still be in holidays right?
>>702811602
oh i see
>im pretty small so jokes go over my head a lot
>>702811616
i can maybe stay up from time to time make it 3
also weekends are our time to shine
its 9 pm here now i wanna sleep at 11 because i need to get up 6 30 am almost everyday
>>702811652
there arent? RIP there are here
well we get grades from 1-10 so 10 is like A+
damn i remember your wednesday being stuffed
good luck with that
>>702811694
>>702811758
this is a fake smug
>>702811817
oh i see, excuses my geographical knowlodge isnt that great
>>702812214
Calamity-masu'd
>>702811851 (You)
Nice waifu, do you come here often?
>>702812015
Do you tell him everything?
>>702812119
Well the current grade is 0, so it can only go up, right?
>>702812196
Good to hear!
>>702812214
They are just starting up from summer
>>702812256
Unnoticed
>So r00d senpai
>>702812294
I've been here every day for a month. How about (You)?
>>702811694
Nice try
>>702811817
By telling me what to do and how to feel. That's what a slave is for, no?
>>702812046
the apposition is the word that is used to connect the noun to the certain sentence
for example,the truth that God is bullshit…this sentence has the apposition,that,which shows that the truth is that God is bullshit
anyway I'll consult the dictionary afterward
>>702812445
>for a month
Has it been that long?
6 months I think but I wasn't actually asking how much of a new-friend you are
>>702811958
Congrats.
>>702811817
Unless you have screencaps of me agreeing take it up with Shibuya
>>702812383
>Can only go up
No it's downhill from here
>>702812445
Must be nice not having a life or real world situations to deal with you no life having faggot
>>702812256
that sucks but yes the weekend will be good at least we will have an hour on weekdays
>might watch future diarys later today
>yunos story is relateble aside from the cage kek my parents never got that bad
>inb4 edgy
>>702812383
ive been telling him more he said the mice killings where even normal but I did say it was a hunting thing not true but close and the stalkings he said some people show love differently
>>702812269
?
>>702812383
Really?
>>702812821
Your bad
>>702812627
Yeah sorry I can nitpick like a pro but I have no idea about the actual rules behind all of it
>>702812715
You asked the frequency of my posts, I felt I answered that question. Who's your claim?
>>702812256
Happens.
>>702812600
Not in this case.
>>702812710
>
:^)
>>702813094
>Implying I'm that much of a loser I would marry a chinese cartoon character
What I learned today
The mistake "that" S V is an error.
I didn't regard this as a mistake…there are too much grammatical problem overwhelming me to overcome
>>702812821
look at it this way. it is better than nothing at all right?
i never thought you were edgy man, that shit sucks. i wish i could watch with you but you know, normal life
fuck i feel depressed because of that shit
>>702812256
You are correct, cant wait till tomorrow.
I get to be up til 9!
And I like havin fun with the fakes!
>>702812383
Exactly
Acwonderful way to put it!
>>702813521
Well it's better than the nothing you have now
>>702813509
Nice shop but fuck that
>Saber
>>702813545
Well you do seem to manage even though there are plenty of non native speaker making mistakes and talking casually
That's quite the achievement for what should be one of the harder language for you to learn
>>702812600
Hey Shizuru
>>702812710
How can I do worse than 0?
>>702812821
Well, maybe you should.
I guess so, but if you do get serious about a girl make sure she is ok with being stalked. Who knows, maybe she is into that kind of thing
>>702813588
That's what the professors said
I'm high as hell.
Sup, Mah niggas?
>>702813509
Then what am i for?
>>702814017
Hi Fran. What's up?
>>702814139
Ceiling.
>>702814127
Your funny
>>702814017
You could be a commie or Leona main :^)
>Playing a ton of Diana
>>702814241
You're not Fran.
>>702814127
What's that from?
>>702812883
what
>>702813556
honestly it isnt bad anymore ever since my mom went to the hospital for her breakdown my dad has been much nicer he snaps from time to time and they both still have the same mindset but its better now just the past stuff really sucked
>>702814017
well im back to school tomorrow and my mind is ready to pick out targets and its not really stalking just a more obsessive love. so how are you today?
>>702814314
I made an educated assumption.
>>702813948
thx anon.
My poor score in school is what should be dumped into the helo and burned by the fire there
>>702814437
What is this heresy? Stick to one husbando
Why does school have to exist holy shit why why why 1 more day why why fuck I'm going to kill myself holy shit why why why school no no school why oh my god fuck
![Syndra [56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QuMKng5.jpg "Syndra [56].jpg")
>>702813854
Im taking you in even dont like it.
>>702814139
Boat stuff.
We have a spammer. Ok. Is he coll or nah?
>>702814253
Your funny?
I don't get it
>>702814340
Medication.
Anaesthesia to be more precise. I can barely think lucidly
>>702814577
Its not the guy, its the noose that is my husbando.
>>702814387
English montherfucker do you speak it
>>702814426
Sure.
But i didn't ask you.
>>702814611
That's vague. I've seen boats doing all sorts of things.
>>702814611
You always have a cult following
How do you do that?
>>702814611
>Even if (you) don't like it
Not happening
Fucking gooks
>>702814838
>I don't like threads I can't relate to
>>702814583
Maybe you should learn you an edumacation
fuuuuuuck sweden scored 1-0 because some dude just sperged out
fuck this
>>702813588
nice sarcasm, and i was only saying because my drunk ass fel for it once
>>702814127
hey there, smoking that dank stuff?
>>702814387
oh thats really good to hear, im happy about that
yea i understand and it must hurt to think about it so wanna change topic?
you watching those achievement guys?
>>702814738
Are you really okay with your husbando being so Close to all these guys? Or is it something you're into?
>>702814781
Oh well I got my (you)
>>702814127
Hi sweetie
>>702814781
The answer is always the ceiling
School is the hell for the geeks,especially such weebs as belong in here,while in Japanese school recently the status of OTAKU has seemed to be improved…idk why
>>702815006
Its alright. They dont stick around for too long.
>>702813521
Why bother lurking in this thread then and compliment my choice?
>>702814426
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>>702814943
Maybe you should kill yourself that wasn't funny at all
>>702815090
Really? Seems to me like they hang around for a while
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>702814781
And you are for all sorts of things.
>>702814784
W
>>702814816
>blame phone
Doesn't matter.
>>702814950
Who needs to smoke when you can have it put inside you with a syringe in a precise way?
>>702815057
Hey hon,
Algo de interessante acontecendo?
>>702815058
Everyone secretly loves cute lolis, that must be the reason
>>702815123
Maybe you should stop throwing a crybaby tantrum over having to go to school
>>702815117
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>>702815167
I like those dudes. But they are just our friends.
They are like.
>>702814127
Drugs are bad
>>702814583
School exist to reeducate the population and remove critical thinking.
>>702815191
>Marijuana
>syringe
27 keks right there
>>702814127
>>702814659
You go to a dentist?
>>702814139
Not much. Just had my first classes, and another in 20 minutes
>>702814314
Good thing I'm know here!
>>702814281
I only jokingly like COMMUNISM and anarchy
True, it is horrible
>Been playing some Varus adc, since I keep getting shitty ADCs. Carrying super hard
>>702814387
Ok, just don't murder or rape her!
>>702814950
Still no love...
>>702815191
wait, are you doing heroin?
or are you being ironic? because an autist like me cant read that
>>702815123
Lol stupid little faggot asshole
Probably thought "b is my safe space. nobody can hurt me there"
Pop quiz asshole
>>702815101
>ignores me
>talks to the troll instead
Your waifu is great but you have a heart of stone
>>702815230
lol that sounds interesting
I come to be unable to put up with my sleepiness
bye guys,see you later
>>702815316
Oh that's alright then. As long as they're good friends and not just dead weight
>>702815245
But I don't like school it's bad and why school no why
>>702815383
But what if I don't wanna be educated
>>702815471
I was up getting foodstuffs prepped, sorry. I don;'t have a heart of stone, I have a rotting heart. It's different
>My waifu would be fine with it
>>702815462
Stay mad
>up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
>playing tf2
>looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
>rage and nearly shit myself
>tummy rumbles
>rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
>look in freezer for hot pockets
>none left
>tip toe to mommys room
>she tried to lock her door but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
>silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
>m-mummy I shake her
>"yes, sweetie"
>your good boy needs more hot pockies
>"no anon I have-"
>squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
>she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
>go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
>she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
>I grab the box
>fucking ham and cheese
>thought I told that bitch pepporoni
>go to her room again
>door locked yet again
>this infuriates me
>with all my force I break open the door
>THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
>nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
>same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
>mfw she brought back two boxes
>mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated
>>702815430
Hell fucking yeah. I needed to take 5 anaesthesia shots to be able to do the operation.
>>702815451
It isn't heroin. It could be, tho
>>702815589
Then you work trade jobs, starve to death, or be black.
>>702815176
Well of course. I just wish you were more specific.
>>702815430
Ah, fun stuff.
>>702814747
yes sir unless this is not english?
>>702814950
yes they are funny love rooster teeth always have you watch them?
>>702815430
rape cant im submissive murder
i dun like jail bro
>>702815058
Being a Nerd/Geek/Otaku is like the new trend where I live
>tfw you feel so worthless that you can't even post a pic of you're waifu without feeling unworthy
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>702815474
Goodnight.
>>702815784
Your job now is to fill in the blanks.
Yo
>>702815474
Peace out!
>>702815728
What kind of operation?
>>702815784
Yep
Can't wait for classes to get going though
>>702815842
Ok, just making sure
Don't steal anymore pantsu either
>>702815176
>W
I will treasure that eloquent response
>>702815101
Because I like to watch people closely.
>>702815117
nice meme
>>702815191
não
Nothing Interesting, just been laying in bed
>>702815462
Whorebocaust you kurwa
>>702815474
maid
night loliconanon
>>702815430
you attention whoring fran?
i didnt even see you sorry im watching futbol
>its not going good
>>702815728
you doing okay man?
i remember you told me it wasnt going so well
drugs isnt the answer
>>702815842
now that you mention rooster teeth it rings a bell but i cant quite remember
let me do some research real quick
>>702815430
>Varus adc
Don't do what NV did.
>>702815176
Yes it does.
Still not your sex slave
>>702816013
Idk how to call it. Like to finish the job of making my teeth (or tooth I can't remember which one is the singular) an empty shell
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
>>702815938
You can do it Onii-chan!
>>702815474
bye
>>702816008
>another QT
What ist with all these QTs today
(You)
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence"
>>702815938
Don't worry anon
I'm sure your waifu loves you very much
>>702816172
what did i ever do to you? ;w;
>>702816143
Well, you learned something. That good. So your day wasn't completely useless.
>>702816145
It's not like it was an option, but now I'm just having fun with it
>>702816013
>Don't steal anymore pantsu either
I don't know the details of your conversation but that must be a mistake
>>702816172
Nice
>>702815985
Hmm. That's fair i suppose... I can think of a few blanks i would like to fill.
>>702816145
Yay! Senpai noticed me!
>Oh no!
>>702816162
Which was?
>>702816168
Sounds painful
>>702816013
no promises
>>702816145
they are my favs next to jontron
>>702816484
Have Varus ADC and Jhin mid it really fucked them up.
>>702816294
But isn't that what these threads are for, anon?
>>702816484
Idk. I took too much anaesthesia to feel anything
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>702816114
Would this be better?
http://i.imgur.com/K1i9I1A.png
>>702816162
You already are.
Now come and do your job :^)
>>702816467
And they would be?
If there is no watamote season 2 by 2018 I will livestream my suicide no bullshit
>>702816168
Root canal
>>702816687
Most people have shit taste though
It also hasn't been about the waifu for quite some time now
>>702814017
Where do you think I learned it!
>>702814950
Eh, theyre alright.
Humor em and they take pity on us!
Got to go
>>702816454
Es admitted to that once
>>702816575
Oh dear
>>702816585
Have an ap top and jungle, should spread the damage out
>>702816762
Fair enough
>>702816821
Hmm hmm~ I wonder...
>>702816901
Here we only call it Canal
>>702816687
Hey who's your waifu don't believe we met.
>Cute gif
>>702816821
>Now do your job
>Not posting with trips
You're not my master
>>702816867
Count me in
>>702816867
Just read the manga
>>702816381
What do I learn?
>>702816949
>>702816381
ohh i understand now mb
i read the rest of your convos im sorry
you feelin ok?
>>702816484
yea it sucks
>>702816575
honestly jontron is a god
i laughed the entirety of his latest vid
>>702816949
yea some are allright i guess
i like vynil guy
did you know that if you play soccer you might have a black dick in the ass once in a while?
>>702817079
It's not the same
>>702816821
That explains a lot
But I wasn't competely off at least
Claimed.
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>>702810475
>>702810187
>>702817090
How to say no in Portuguese.
>>702817105
As I said. I still don't feel shit
>>702816977
latter fran <3
>>702817105
yeah he makes great vids dark dungeons was great
![Syndra [30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvkI2z6.jpg "Syndra [30].jpg")
>>702816983
Come on now
>>702816998
Im too lazy to dig up that post rin.
Where can I get the good loli ;)
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>>702817793
ask holo for his pics
