Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
most days around 4:00 pm
>its 2:49pm atm
yes yes I recommended anime I like I know not everyone likes them
dah that sucks man
claim but prob not a lot of answers from my end
Lets go netherlands!
Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade claimed.
Exactly, its the little classes like these add up in the end!
Why wouldn't i want it?
It is close to russia.
>mistake that I failed to revise question into normal sentence
where I failed to revise(turn) a question into a normal sentence
resolve is only used the way you described it as a noun (i'm neither a native speaker nor have I studied that shit) it's definitely the more normal way to say what I said
I've actually only watched few anime and even fewer battle-oriented, don't think I can really recommend anything
most days around 4:00 pm
>its 2:49pm atm
Kurumi - date a live
surface level af but shes pretty and mental
an amazing choice my friend
no that anon called me crazy >:(
Hmm~ You're in charge of me, not the other way around. I don't get to decide what you want
oh, i guess we could talk for an hour or two then
thats pretty nice
im happy again
yea thats great! no A+ though? i thought higher of you
anyway you got any other classes today or you done now?
oh my bad, is it belarus then?
or am i thinking oo much about it?
uh i am not sure i follow
you said you were suprised someone else had aspergers as well so i wondered if you had it
I got it I tried to avoid writing "decide"twice in one sentence so I used "resolve"…which seems to have backfired.Well as for the word mistake can't I use the apposition word of "that"?
>The joke was because you wanted me to give you a (you)
an hour is not long enough
>what time you got thier now?
its a matter of perspective
>therapist says im fine
Aha, I like your thinking!
But there are no A plusses silly! Merely a four o and thats impossible now
No classes left thankfully, have them til nine tomorrow though, so thall be fun!
Kurumi so popular that quite a few people wanna be her husband…after all they are taken a cue ball
Hanako Ikezawa. I'd give that bitch more third degree burns, bitches love third degree burns.
I would still lkke my slaves opinion.
How else i can take care of it?
Might as well
Well my first two classes went well, though both were just syllabus days
he Is professional you are not
Happy to hear it Franny,
It only goes down from here!
Good. Mine went well and boring too.
Your school has begun new term?May american school still be in holidays right?
oh i see
>im pretty small so jokes go over my head a lot
i can maybe stay up from time to time make it 3
also weekends are our time to shine
its 9 pm here now i wanna sleep at 11 because i need to get up 6 30 am almost everyday
there arent? RIP there are here
well we get grades from 1-10 so 10 is like A+
damn i remember your wednesday being stuffed
good luck with that
this is a fake smug
oh i see, excuses my geographical knowlodge isnt that great
Do you tell him everything?
Well the current grade is 0, so it can only go up, right?
Good to hear!
They are just starting up from summer
>So r00d senpai
I've been here every day for a month. How about (You)?
By telling me what to do and how to feel. That's what a slave is for, no?
the apposition is the word that is used to connect the noun to the certain sentence
for example,the truth that God is bullshit…this sentence has the apposition,that,which shows that the truth is that God is bullshit
anyway I'll consult the dictionary afterward
Unless you have screencaps of me agreeing take it up with Shibuya
>Can only go up
No it's downhill from here
that sucks but yes the weekend will be good at least we will have an hour on weekdays
>might watch future diarys later today
>yunos story is relateble aside from the cage kek my parents never got that bad
ive been telling him more he said the mice killings where even normal but I did say it was a hunting thing not true but close and the stalkings he said some people show love differently
You asked the frequency of my posts, I felt I answered that question. Who's your claim?
Not in this case.
What I learned today
The mistake "that" S V is an error.
I didn't regard this as a mistake…there are too much grammatical problem overwhelming me to overcome
look at it this way. it is better than nothing at all right?
i never thought you were edgy man, that shit sucks. i wish i could watch with you but you know, normal life
fuck i feel depressed because of that shit
You are correct, cant wait till tomorrow.
I get to be up til 9!
And I like havin fun with the fakes!
Acwonderful way to put it!
Well it's better than the nothing you have now
Nice shop but fuck that
Well you do seem to manage even though there are plenty of non native speaker making mistakes and talking casually
That's quite the achievement for what should be one of the harder language for you to learn
How can I do worse than 0?
Well, maybe you should.
I guess so, but if you do get serious about a girl make sure she is ok with being stalked. Who knows, maybe she is into that kind of thing
That's what the professors said
Then what am i for?
Hi Fran. What's up?
You could be a commie or Leona main :^)
>Playing a ton of Diana
honestly it isnt bad anymore ever since my mom went to the hospital for her breakdown my dad has been much nicer he snaps from time to time and they both still have the same mindset but its better now just the past stuff really sucked
well im back to school tomorrow and my mind is ready to pick out targets and its not really stalking just a more obsessive love. so how are you today?
My poor score in school is what should be dumped into the helo and burned by the fire there
Im taking you in even dont like it.
We have a spammer. Ok. Is he coll or nah?
I don't get it
Anaesthesia to be more precise. I can barely think lucidly
Its not the guy, its the noose that is my husbando.
But i didn't ask you.
That's vague. I've seen boats doing all sorts of things.
>Even if (you) don't like it
Maybe you should learn you an edumacation
fuuuuuuck sweden scored 1-0 because some dude just sperged out
nice sarcasm, and i was only saying because my drunk ass fel for it once
hey there, smoking that dank stuff?
oh thats really good to hear, im happy about that
yea i understand and it must hurt to think about it so wanna change topic?
you watching those achievement guys?
School is the hell for the geeks,especially such weebs as belong in here,while in Japanese school recently the status of OTAKU has seemed to be improved…idk why
Its alright. They dont stick around for too long.
Why bother lurking in this thread then and compliment my choice?
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
Really? Seems to me like they hang around for a while
And you are for all sorts of things.
Who needs to smoke when you can have it put inside you with a syringe in a precise way?
Algo de interessante acontecendo?
Maybe you should stop throwing a crybaby tantrum over having to go to school
I like those dudes. But they are just our friends.
They are like.
Drugs are bad
School exist to reeducate the population and remove critical thinking.
You go to a dentist?
Not much. Just had my first classes, and another in 20 minutes
Good thing I'm know here!
I only jokingly like COMMUNISM and anarchy
True, it is horrible
>Been playing some Varus adc, since I keep getting shitty ADCs. Carrying super hard
Ok, just don't murder or rape her!
Still no love...
wait, are you doing heroin?
or are you being ironic? because an autist like me cant read that
Lol stupid little faggot asshole
Probably thought "b is my safe space. nobody can hurt me there"
Pop quiz asshole
lol that sounds interesting
I come to be unable to put up with my sleepiness
bye guys,see you later
Oh that's alright then. As long as they're good friends and not just dead weight
I was up getting foodstuffs prepped, sorry. I don;'t have a heart of stone, I have a rotting heart. It's different
>My waifu would be fine with it
>up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
>looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
>rage and nearly shit myself
>rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
>look in freezer for hot pockets
>tip toe to mommys room
>she tried to lock her door but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
>silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
>m-mummy I shake her
>your good boy needs more hot pockies
>"no anon I have-"
>squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
>she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
>go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
>she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
>I grab the box
>fucking ham and cheese
>thought I told that bitch pepporoni
>go to her room again
>door locked yet again
>this infuriates me
>with all my force I break open the door
>THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
>nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
>same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
>mfw she brought back two boxes
>mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated
Hell fucking yeah. I needed to take 5 anaesthesia shots to be able to do the operation.
It isn't heroin. It could be, tho
Then you work trade jobs, starve to death, or be black.
Well of course. I just wish you were more specific.
Ah, fun stuff.
yes sir unless this is not english?
yes they are funny love rooster teeth always have you watch them?
rape cant im submissive murder
i dun like jail bro
Being a Nerd/Geek/Otaku is like the new trend where I live
Your job now is to fill in the blanks.
What kind of operation?
Can't wait for classes to get going though
Ok, just making sure
Don't steal anymore pantsu either
Because I like to watch people closely.
Nothing Interesting, just been laying in bed
Whorebocaust you kurwa
you attention whoring fran?
i didnt even see you sorry im watching futbol
>its not going good
you doing okay man?
i remember you told me it wasnt going so well
drugs isnt the answer
now that you mention rooster teeth it rings a bell but i cant quite remember
let me do some research real quick
Don't do what NV did.
Yes it does.
Still not your sex slave
Idk how to call it. Like to finish the job of making my teeth (or tooth I can't remember which one is the singular) an empty shell
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
You can do it Onii-chan!
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence"
Well, you learned something. That good. So your day wasn't completely useless.
It's not like it was an option, but now I'm just having fun with it
Hmm. That's fair i suppose... I can think of a few blanks i would like to fill.
Yay! Senpai noticed me!
they are my favs next to jontron
But isn't that what these threads are for, anon?
Idk. I took too much anaesthesia to feel anything
Would this be better?
You already are.
Now come and do your job :^)
And they would be?
Got to go
Es admitted to that once
Have an ap top and jungle, should spread the damage out
Hey who's your waifu don't believe we met.
>Now do your job
>Not posting with trips
You're not my master
ohh i understand now mb
i read the rest of your convos im sorry
you feelin ok?
yea it sucks
honestly jontron is a god
i laughed the entirety of his latest vid
yea some are allright i guess
i like vynil guy
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
How to say no in Portuguese.
As I said. I still don't feel shit
latter fran <3
yeah he makes great vids dark dungeons was great
Come on now
Im too lazy to dig up that post rin.