What's your most prized possession /b/?
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What's your most prized possession /b/?
You guys.
>>702803975
My telescope
>>702804084
/thread
>>702804084
dawwww
My guns
>>702804210
hahahha what a NERD
>>702804084
Thank you. Now go kill your self faggot
Me
>>702803975
My laptop
my dick
>>702803975
Two pieces of paper. Each of my kids, when they learned how to write, wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD" spontaneously. So sweet.
Other than those? A quilt my sister made for me. My father's watch. A Bulldog spade from the early days of Smith & Hawken. My Smith and Wesson 44 revolver. The laptop I'm using right now, best computer I've ever had, although it's old by now with an outdated version of the Mac OS.
>>702804311
I was trying to decide between that or my bike but my telescope is so much better.
My studio monitors
the Stratocaster, front left of this pic
EE series in gun metal blue metallic, bought it new in 1987 so it'll officially be a vintage guitar next year. Easily the best guitar I own and just about the best Strat I've ever played. This one's getting buried with me when I go.
>>702804635
You should love your bike, gives you a tight body if used well. Then you can get the bitches ...
>telescope
faggot
>>702803975
My watch and wallet.
>>702803975
my LEGOs
>>702804624
A computer can only get old if it has Mac OS ...
>>702804744
Oh I ride my bike every day, Its fun to ride around campus.
>>702803975
my WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE
>FEELS GOOD.
>>702803975
Pussy juice of my first gf I still have it in my freezer
>underage pussy juice
>>702804911
If you would ride it enough you could be ridin' some girls ....
Can't really pick one but I found a nickel from 1900 in a roll of nickels at work yesterday
This fucking coin is 116 years old
>>702804988
Thanks for your fingerprints buddy ;)
the dirty panties I stole from my sister's laundry basket
>>702804084
Seriously though. If I didn't have you guys id have killed myself a long time ago.
>>702804084
<3
>>702804210
Are you >>702804494
>>702804988
>IMAG401
HTC MASTER RACE
My virginity
My family
>>702805049
Not same guy but what could you possibly do with a clear pic of someones finger prints?
Also my prize possesion is the original 1963 George Lincoln Rockwell Speech At Lynchburg Armoury.
You'll never see this again, if you do you are lucky
I guess my car.
I love it even though it's not very fast or in the best shape, or looks very good, but I like the way it looks and it's got a great engine and a really nice interior so I don't give a shit.
>>702805310
Family isn't a posession, silly
>>702804817
My nigga
>>702805163
Nope, Im a different dude. Not even a neck beard, I just like space.
>>702805135
>>702805314
Upload it to megashare and let us all watch it anon
>>702804913
SUPERIOR WHITE MASTER RACE
>>702805360
Post pic?
>love seeing peoples cars they love
>>702805451
>Not even a neckbeard
>I like space
>Pick one
Jk
>>702805555
CHEECCCCCCKKKKK
>>702805412
My nigga
A t-shirt that my best friend gave me the last time I saw him before he killed himself.
>>702803975
Shit I know this chick.
>>702805360
This, except the interior is dirty as fuck. Still comfy though
>>702804084
came for porn, stayed for feels
11 pounds of .999 silver
>>702805555
Quads NEVER lie
>>702805523
I meant the record is insanely valueable, if you ever find it consider yourself very lucky. There are only two known owners and I am one.
You can hear this great speech on YT
watch?v=xMn4qiaSsew
>>702805633
>show shirt
>>702805633
Sorry about your friend, nice dubs though!
>>702805635
>you post pic too
>>702805555
CHECKED
14/88
>>702803975
>What's your most prized possession /b/?
Fleshlight
>>702805602
It's funny because my brother is a total jock with a hot ass gf and he likes space and has a telescope.
I never got into it and I am a NEET with a huge toy collection.
Weird huh
A micro SD cards with nudes of all my exes, my wife's, my friends ex gf nudes, my friends wife's nudes, and a multitude of other stolen nudes from being an IT ape.
>>702805633
I came here for the T-shirt
>>702805837
I have a decent size local folder on one of my externals
I am waiting for a 500GB micro sd card to come out for a reasonable price and put all my pron on there
>5yo immigrant girl i bought for 600€
Don't really put much value in material things.
But if I had to choose, either my car or the guitar I received from my grandfather a few years before he died
>>702805706
This is it
>>702805314
Lynchburg. I hope many nig nogs were lynched there
>>702805714
Thanks, on both accounts
>>702805831
Happens more frequently then you think. Know of 4 different families like that not including mine.
>>702805724
2002 Chevy Malibu ls
I'm too lazy
>>702806125
>Not disappointed
>Nice shirt
>Sucks about your friend
>>702806026
>paying for immigrants
Move to EU, you can get them for free there
>>702804833
Once you replace all the parts, is it the same computer still?
>>702804084
>>702806248
>Car pics like this
>Bet theres a phone in the car
>>702805556
97 Pontiac Bonneville 40th Year Anniversary.
Has a Buick 3800 Series II V6, it was rated as the 2nd best engine of the 20th century by Ward's for its reliability, smooth operating, and power efficiency.
>>702806287
Appreciate it. It was two years ago, the shirt became more important with time.
>>702803975
My dog. The only one that truly loves me unconditionally and is always there for me.
>>702804704
what pair you got?
>>702806375
>Those mirrors are fucking MINT
>Whatapimpmobile.jpg
I really like it anon, looks reliable and fun
>>702806478
I completely understand
>>702805523
>watch it
>vinyl record
>>702805523
>watch it
lol
>>702804300
Oh sorry Dylan
>>702806608
>>702806637
Yeah dude, you never watch em?
>>702806559
Not the original mirrors actually.
One was lost to a mailbox, the other to a tree.
>>702806667
DAMN CLOSE
>>702806666
>>702806722
Even better!
its
>CUSTOM
>>702806686
You can watch it spin. But that's not really how you utilize the technology
Either my bow, or maybe my Albion sword when it comes in.
My acoustic guitar. I got it as a "welcome to society" present from my only brother when I was released from jail after serving almost six months. He bought a bunch of stickers from bands I like, stickered it up, restrung it and gave it to me my first day as a free man. Still have it to this day.
>>702806492
fuck, that looks like a good boy.
>>702806559
Here's another. I have since gotten that tire replaced, the tire in this picture is a lot smaller than usual because of how bald it was.
>>702806799
>>702806312
Its a mac, why would you replace the parts? Just throw it out.
>>702804084
This motherfucker just said he owns us
>>702804988
looks like a copper version, worthless, but if real silver they range about 13 bucks.
>>702803975
My United States passport. I can travel anywhere I want to with little to no problems
Who dis bitch an wur I got moar?
>>702806492
whats the name of this doggie
>>702806898
Thanks! I'll be sure to tell her that.
>>702804084
Goddamnit
>>702806970
You have it backwards
>>702806905
Have you went on any dirt trails, burnouts, race, etc?
>>702806898
>If this was a YLYL I wouldve lost to this
>>702807217
>Have you went
why does everyone on /b/ talk like a fucking ten year old nigger
OP here.
>This thread
>>702807108
Grace
>>702807305
>Have you went on any dirt roads..
Sentence is fine, maybe get your reading level up to standard then it will make sense to you.
>>702803975
All my sex tapes with the hottest girls I fucked.
These girls most of all at the top:
Stephanie
Cady
Melissa
Katherine
Lori
Paige
Bernadette
Sherilyn
Marjorie
Leska
Lindsey
There are also 37 other women I fucked and recorded. But the sex tapes with those 11 are my most prized possessions. I intend to upload and seed them right before I die of old age.
>>702807305
Gone is the past participle of to go. Used as the verb of a sentence, it must always be preceded by an auxiliary verb such as has, have, had, is, am, are, was, were, be, or one of their contractions. Went is the past tense of to go. It never takes an auxiliary verb.
>>702807217
Off-road once or twice.
I'll race anybody just for the fun of it. Even if I know I'll lose, I just want to see how they compare.
Yeah burnouts are fun, I love doing them.
>>702807305
>implying it matters how horrible your grammar is on an anonymous image board that hosts internationals of all levels of linguistics.
Why don't you use punctuation?
>>702804300
Pussy bitch
>>702806125
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xr_B2IOUYSw
>>702807460
I love you. Marry me and have my babies.
>>702807453
I guess that would be my wife and kids, with my jeep a close 2nd.
>>702807453
Sex tape collection?
>How I met your mother
>>702807502
>NICE ANON
>PROUD OF YOU
My Rolex
>>702807667
>Jeep
>Please be heavily modified
>Pics?
>>702807453
Dennis? Is that you?
Also... you really think anyone is going to give a fuck about the shitty videos we take nowadays, 50 years in the future? They would have VR and sexbots by then. Your videos will look like red-figure pottery by then
>>702807532
When you're an adult, you'll understand
>>702803975
My mind, intact.
I only get one, and it doesn't last forever.
The few things my gf gave me before her departure
>>702807667
>wife and kids
Get a load of this guy
>>702807981
We have VR now. Just need Real Doll to get off their asses and make the dolls into sexbots.
>>702807981
DAMN IT
>ASIP
>NOT HIMYM
>Thx anon
>>702807981
lol. Dennis who? What last name?
Yeah, I realize that it will be way in the future. But hey, I mean. it could be in 20 years.
1080p videos will still be somewhat decent by then.
4K is barely rolling around. And I already started recording some of my first sex tapes in 4K (damn galaxy s5 keeps overheating after 2 minutes though).
>>702803975
I don't have anything. Coffee is cool though.
My perfect eyesight.
>>702808073
>Trump2016
>She just leave depart from you yesterday?
>>702807578
Thanks mate. Let me give you a gift in return, from the guy with a white t-shirt:
https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/so-you-want-be-writer
>>702808246
Shit anon, I'm so sorry.
I have a satchel (man purse) that a gf bought me awhile back. It's a Maxped, so I look like a tacfag and a walking target to habeeb, but I love it. Holds all my essentials, and if I find cool shit out and about, I don't have to palm it for hours like a tard. Would recommend.
>>702808116
VR tech is in its infancy and VR porn is somewhat taboo. I'm talking about VR that will make you think it's real. Lol have you even seen the games they have for it yet? They're on par with Facebook level casual games for the most part still
My family pictures. After that my gemstone collection.
>>702808195
Dennis Reynolds is a person from the TV show "Always sunny in Philadelphia. He has a huge collection of sex tapes from the women he slept with and he watches them with his friends frequently.
>>702804084
thanks anon. <3
creep vids of her
>>702804084
>>702808195
Dennis Reynolds. Has a sister, Dee Reynolds. Married to Maureen Ponderosa. I know it's you
>>702808246
LUCKY
>Mfw my glasses look like pic related
>>702808415
Oh, lol.
Funny coincidence, because my name is Dennis too. But I never told anyone about all the girls I slept with. So it was interesting why he said my actual name.
>>702808254
She gave me that when the memes stared (we are mexicans, but she was born in the USA and acts amurican af). It was at least a few months ago, but it is the newest thing there.
>>702808531
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>Guys we found real life Dennis Reynolds
>Someone screenshot this man
I would say my nigger, but niggers are useless
>>702808195
Please tell me the videos contain more than just your ass and balls going up and down
>>702808586
Ohh ok
Im part mexican but my mom rushed over to cali from mexico when she was going into labor so I could be born in the US
>>702804617
Nigger detected.
>>702808648
My last name isn't Reynolds, lol.
>>702804084
The feels are real.
>>702804084
I needed this thank you anon
>>702808195
Oh shit nigga, >>702808514 got you there!
>>702808736
Sort of a cheap move, but ok.
Did she get deported and make you stay?
>>702803975
Sentimental: my teddy bear from when I was a kid
Actual: my BSN and license
>>702808731
Nah, they don't. Let's see:
The following were not recorded in secret from my list:
Stephanie
Melissa
Paige
Bernadette
Sherilyn
So I was able to record from all angles. Getting fucked from above, behind, getting blowjobs,
The other ones are pretty decent too, because I used my cell phone and just put it in whatever location her head wasn't looking right then. Cady caught me once or twice, but didn't seem too upset.
Also, with Marjorie I pretended like I was using my cell phone as a flash light. I was able to use a secret recording app while the screen was off, and got her from all angles really well too.
>>702808759
Its a joke m8
>>702808965
You ever put that thing up your ass?
>>702808984
Oh, and Katherine also was not recorded in secret.
>>702808925
No she got citizenship because later on she married my dad
>>702808925
Let's just say that she is six feet under
>>702808965
Your fingers bend so far back on the tips, its kinda cool
coin from roman emperor Constantine the great
>>702808984
What type of women do you like?
Idk why I'm asking because you're incision not going to share these
>>702808743
He should be proud. Probably the only thing he didn't steal.
>>702808731
FUCKING LOL'd
>>702808965
Watch over him, young nigger
>>702809032
LOL'd again
>Fuq you guys are ruffling my jimmies tonight eh
All you annons and /b/
>I will never leave this place
>you are my friends
>b Is my fave possession
Love u all
>>702809135
Imposter, this isnt me anon
>>702809032
not yet
>>702809154
.. oh yeah youre right. i never noticed before
>>702809310
Sorry, I got mixed with who's poster was the reply for
My computer is more expensive but Ill say my bass.
An esp ltd f_5e with emg mx 80 pickups. I really love It.
>>702809289
>with these upgrades they dont stand a chance
>>702809241
i guard him with my life
succ
>>702804988
Unfortunately that coin is in poor to fair condition, so it's probably not worth more than $3. In mint condition, it could go for over $100.
>>702805831
>huge toy collection
Faggot
>>702809289
i love you too anon
pokemon card collection. lotsa rares and unopened packs from the 90s. besides the house and car, its the priciest thing i own
>>702809562
Jealous because mommy and daddy never bought you toys anon?
>>702808896
dont dox me or anything pls :)
>>702803975
My life
>>702805660
That silver investment is not doing you any favors. Its price fluctuates wildly and will collapse during economic depression. You're better off selling it now for $3500 and buying something more stable like gold or something that will grow like index funds.
>>702809905
Its probably for situations like if the economy goes to shit, money is no longer taken anywhere, and everyone starts trading/bartering again
Gold would be better in some situations but silver can be used for so much
Unitra Altus 140 Vintage fully renovated around 40 years old next to my bed, love that old wood smell.
m00t's balls
>>702804084
Someone please screencap this
>>702810267
Hey there, moot.
Stick around.
Have some coco
>>702808531
OF COURSE DENNIS WILL LIKE DENNIS
>>702807444
>Have you went
>thinking this is correct use of English
Have you GONE.
He WENT.
http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/gone.html
>>702810179
Well but that's the thing, gold is mostly valuable for currency and jewelry, which is less sensitive to market forces. Silver is mostly used in industry, so when industry slows down and starts producing less as happens in a recession, demand for silver falls, and the price falls with it. Silver is also a very small market, which makes it more volatile. Gold, by comparison, is a huge market and relatively stable in the short term (though still not a great investment imo). Gold is roughly as stable as the S&P, while silver is more like Twitter.
>>702810184
the one thing that always bugged the shit out of me about the vintage stuff: the speakers were rarely mirror images of themselves.
if tweets and mid were offset on one, then usually other is identical.
i know it probably won't sound noticeably different, but it just tweaks my ocd something fierce
>>702809177
Well, I'm kind of ethnic. Half latino. Black hair, brown eyes. So of course, I fucking love Caucasian women with big curvy asses. Boobs are not so important to me. Of course I also love blue eyes and symmetrical faces.
All 48 of the women I've fucked are Caucasian (well, 1 mexican). All the women in my list were pretty attractive and not overweight.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm fucking addicted to sex. I'll go on POF and just start messaging fatties because I know they're easier to get laid by (plus, they also give great sex). I've only ever turned down sex by 2 or 3 women because they were so ugly. But other than that. I've fucked huge fatties. One POF fatty was so fat, that when I bent her over the guest bed, she fucking broke the bed. But Her ass was huuuge.
Stephanie
>Hottest or 2nd hottest girl in my book. Brunette. Not a great ass though. Beautiful face. Perfect tits. Very curvy where it's almost getting to be borderline chubby.
Cady
>Hottest. Blonde. Blue eye'd. Perfect ass. Sweet tits. Doesn't enjoy sex for too long.
Melissa
>Brunette. Skinny. Perfect tits. Nice ass. Tight pussy. Had a boyfriend though and it was a one night stand.
Katherine
>No tits to speak of. Ugly face. Redhead. Ass is pretty wide. But beginning to become saggy. Skinny as hell from doing drugs.
Lori
>Perfect body. Goes to gym daily. Blonde hair. D cup tits. Nice ass. Tight pussy. Awesome blowjobs.
Paige
>Perfect ass. Curvy body, but not fat. Great blowjobs. Good pussy. Kind of a butterface. Is a fucking sex addict though.
Bernadette
>Huge ass that is out of this world. Still can't believe I got to fuck a women with an ass that perfect. I'm talking Kim Kardashian huge. Decent tits. Nothing too fancy. Brunette. Is a sex addict too.
Sherilyn
>Huge tits. Even though I don't care about tits. Decent ass. Very tall. I love tall women. Brunette. Loves to get fucked. Has lots of money.
>>702807305
>why does everyone on /b/ talk like a fucking ten year old nigger
Let's count the errors in your post:
1. "Why" should be capitalized.
2. "Ten-year-old" should be hyphenated.
3. The sentence should end with a period.
Now let's count the errors in the sentence you criticized:
1. The past participle "gone" should have been used in place of the simple past "went."
2. "Race" should have been pluralized.
Looks like you lose, faggot.
>>702811026
Went is a synonym of gone
>Trying this hard after so long
>>702811239
Marjorie
>Married chick with 4 kids. Had never been eaten out before until she met me. Ass was amazing. The girl is kind of short. Pussy is hairy because she's Mormon. But fuck, it was great to fuck her.
Leska
>Awesome ass. Great tits Brunette. Only fucked her a few times.
Lindsey
>Skinny petite redhead prostitute. Literally 9/10 body. Secretly recorded her from the pouch of my backpack sitting on the counter.
>>702811094
Thanks for the insight anon
>I always thought silver was better if SHTF ever happened
>>702805648
/b/ in one line. That post is vastly underrated.
my dog
>>702811490
no one cares
>>702809585
Cheers bro
Here's one of my fave assholes
>>702809404
Ahh a cod player I see
>nomad I be
>>702811814
i do.
in fact. i just blew my load again to marjorie's sex tape
>>702803975
My memories.
>>702808308
Not the anon you responded to but thanks dude. I do want to be a writer I'll read that after work
Also hope, sorry to hear about your friend
>>702803975
My rare pictures of erin
My bed. After being without a bed for a few years due to hard times you really appreciate one when you have one again.
>>702811783
it will die soon
sorry anon, it the way it is
>>702804084
God damn it i wasn't ready for this....
B.C Rich rave II
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender sunburst s40
Kapok 12strings
Yamaha électroacoustique
And My first guitar ️
