Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>702794839
This thread is fucking gay
Claiming Felix
Loading screen claim
>>702793939
Nah, just gotta make it clear.
>Besides, I only go fast if there's not many people around.
Calamity-masu'd
Unless the other Taiga claimer is here...
>>702794839
Gas the kikes
Sukuyo Mankanshoku
Jeez the thread is pretty slow
>>702795667
Everyone is probably fapping or in stream. Or both,
>>702795832
I'm eating cereal why trying to contain my laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeQesd9zvZs
>>702795667
I'm playing vidya so I just spend most of the time watching the chat go by
>Alice
>>702795832
I'm gaming
Bumping
>>702795920
But y
>>702796116
League I assume
>>702795832
I'm here.
Just hanging out with holo doing our morning stretches.
>>702794839
Claiming the noose guy
>>702797098
I dunno, but I laughed too hard for my own good.
>>702794875
Yeah I bet you claim Felix
Always the first retard in these retarded threads
/b/ is not your safe space, fuck off
Go rub your micro dick on your fucking body pillow
>>702797477
The nice feet will surely revive this thread
>>702797601
> nice feet
> 2d picture
Faggot
>>702797664
hug togame anon want
>>702797797
?
>>702797797
>3d
>better then 2d
you what nigger?
Im running out of pics you faggots you better start posting cause I cant bump forever.
>>702798147
Bump with cum tribute pics.
Ok, hello
>>702798147
Everyone else is playing vidya, sleeping or jacking off
guess im done gaming
whats everyone up to?
K Im done. See you next thread.
>>702798341
>Being a cunt and hunting down the carriers, even if I go down with them.
>Makoto
>>702798341
Enjoying this monotone thread.
>>702798341
I wouldn't mind if you actually died in real life
Claiming Othi
>>702798341
Waiting for decent waifus to join the thread
You aren't the dutch one, right?
Good morning waifu
>>702798341
Waiting for my bus to get here and trying to not fall asleep from boredom
>>702798341
Making dinner.
>>702798573
Good morning SS Shizuru
Give me something to watch, anything'll do as long as I haven't already watched it.
if not I guess I'll just watch Katanagatari again
>>702798573
Hiya
>>702798492
noice still going strong i see
you at work?
>>702798527
i will
>>702798539
same
>>702798572
i am
>>702798573
mornin
>>702798597
listen to some music?
>>702798647
what are you making?
>>702798710
Anything? Ever watched Cross Ange?
>>702798341
Setting my PC up after formatting. This pic looks more in line with shaft artstyle than most of Madoka fanart.
>>702798647
Hello, Master. Sorry i bailed last night, but i was tired when 4chan broke.
>>702798712
Hello Shino. What's up?
>>702798341
Sitting in class waiting for it to start
>>702798818
Nah, home. I got tonight off.
>WE SHOULD NOT HAVE WON THAT GAME!
>>702798831
Nope and I don't seem to be familiar with the director. I guess I'll check it out, not real big fan of mecha though
>>702798818
Rice and chicken
As simple as it can get.
>>702798899
Figured as mutch.
I was going to ask if its not too late in the night.
How did you sleep?
>>702798831
why did you format it?
yea i like it
>>702799151
oh thats a pretty late class
what subject?
>>702799153
oh sweet, always? or whats the reason?
>why not?
>>702799359
Fine i suppose. Not quite all the way awake.
What about you? How was your day?
>>702794875
His name is ferris.
>>702799361
Intro to sustainability, its a bull shit class too so...Ill pass it easy peazy.
And as for late, remember the time difference.
Its only about 1 o clock here
>>702798597
special kids bus?
Shinobu of course. and to the guy who wanted an anime to watch, have you watched Bakemonogatari and all its sequels?
>>702799648
Felix, Felis, Feris.
In Jap it's Feris, but sounds like Felis, and the s phoentic is a replacement for 'x'.
Either way, you're faggot.
>>702798712
shino sucks.
>>702799812
Yeah because I go to a highschool that helps you get credits back and no one that goes there lives out here
Claimed.
meh
99999 get
>>702799913
Fucking thank you for fucking pointing this out to them
>>702800000
>:/ piss
>>702799359
thats pretty simple yea, but its great nontheless
any special sauces you are adding?
>>702799673
ah thats always a fun waste of time, misses full of herself
wait what. i thought you said you lived in NY?
or am i this stupid? bc thats a 6 hour difference
>>702800000
W I T N E S S E D
>>702800000
FAILGET
>>702799999
so what was 99999
>>702799962
>>702799962
Oh look it's this fag again that's in every thread every day
>>702800107
:c
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT IN LIFE :~;
>>702799496
Rather smoothly.
Finished everything quickly and went home.
Took an nap and played terraria for a few hours while i waited for something else to download.
That's about it.
>>702800000
Close enough.
>>702800000
>not wasted
Claimed!
>>702800002
you're welcome.
>>702800002
It's not like I did it for you, baka
I slept for 15 minutes after I set up the alarm on my phone
I just dropped it and went to sleep, not noticing where it was and it went right off in my fucking ear
>>702799496
oh look a kitty
do a new thread I want to dump agian.
>>702800394
that sounds sexy
>>702800488
plz do
I need it, Anon
>>702799318
It's much more than a mecha show, it's a show about extremes. I will have to admit that it's not the best show but I personally love it.
At least if you enjoy creative world building you won't be disappointed.
>>702799361
Too many bugs and broken apps slowly stacked on win10, I had enough of it.
I think that pic is one of your cutest ones.
>>702800488
Find something else to dump because the thread is still halfway. If you need a suggestion you could spam cute anime girls.
>>702800192
How would you know unless you were in every thread yourself?
>>702800220
Well that sounds like a fairly nice. A little Terraria is fun every now and then. Downloading anything in particular?
>>702799940
:(
>>702799361
Yep. Every Monday and Tuesday night I'm off.
>I feel like such a cunt using Destroyers, PURELY because I know how bullshit torpedoes are to deal with.
Anyways, gunna go for a bit and help my mom bring this El Camino down to the shop.
>>702800658
I did found some new things, but I like to dump from the start to the end
>>702800750
You admitted you don't love her, you just claim her because she's a cute avatar to post with.
>>702800869
Lies! i said i don't want to FUCK HER
>>702800869
Shino would not do that. He`s a nice person when he`s not gay.
>>702800953
LITERAL CUCK
>>702800786
Be safe senpai!
>>702800966
But he's always gay.
>>702801018
what are you so angry about man. do you know what a cuck is?
>>702800000
>>702800658
oh that sucks, did you save some of the important files on a different device or something?
thanks but i like this one a lot as well
>>702800750
nuu crii
i will hold you shino bby
>>702800786
oh thats pretty sweet
later dude
>>702800000
noice
>>702801122
You don't want to have sex with your wife, you are a cuckold.
>>702801232
A cuckhold is someone who want's to watch his wife get fucked by another man.
>>702801232
I also would not fuck the noose guy but I he still is my husbando.
>>702800053
>Missed this.
No, just some tomatoes.
>>702800681
Red Orchestra 2
Picked it up on a sale, should be fun.
>>702801232
>You don't want to have sex with your wife, you are a cuckold.
holy shit you are supid
Claiming Holo.
>>702801335
*cuckold
>>702801409
Nice. Sounds fun.
>>702801335
Shino will find a man to please her if you don't do it yourself.
>>702801409
thats fine
also thats pretty good, i always add a shitload of ketchup with my chicken and rice
>>702801527
kitty ^_^
>>702794839
hitler is good
>>702800176
I remember you by the way.
>>702801183
I moved everything I needed to keep into an external disk. It's possibly part of my burgers but I really enjoy the whole process of setting up a computer.
So what you doing tonight friendos?
>>702801859
It doesn't surprises me.
After having the bad idea to play card games instead of a normal board game, I would've remember you aswell.
>>702801527
Yes. It did have some problems launching but i think i fixed it.
Do you have any plans for the day?
>>702801704
Not as much of a ketchup fan, but i guess that's alright.
>>702801812
>Morning.
>>702799855
Shinobu is top tier
Great choice
>>702802243
Not at all. It's kind of nice to have nothing to do, actually.
ciaim
British-Japanese allied Karen will defeat faggot german dictator
>>702801906
Part of your burgers?
Uhh what?
As long as you are enjoying yourself
>>702802243
Oh yea not everyone likes it
You like cooking? Or make it as simple as possible
>>702802511
Fair enough.
Any games or something?
>>702802680
kek
Late in the night as usual?
>>702802969
I don't mind it, if i can i try to make more complicated dishes. I guess it depends on my budget or how im feeling at the time.
>>702802969
I have asperger syndrome. Often shortened into burgers or ass burgers as a joke.
>>702803243
Do you ever cook for you russki roommates?
>>702803243
Not yet. Just talking with people currently.
Maybe in a little bit though. Just don't know what to play.
>>702803319
How do you cook a bottle of vodka?
No, they can make their own stuff.
>>702803424
Fair enough.
Im off to take a shower.
>>702803243
yes as usual as you said
I think I am always saying this,but I wanna fall asleep with my waifu,holding my daki,lol
>>702803560
kek
>>702803243
Yea I understand, I usually don't like cooking whole meals just for myself.
Anything you're particularly good at making?
>>702803319
Oh yea I kinda thought so but didn't want to ask and be rude
>South park made me think this
Do you really have asperges or is this a fancy way of saying you're an autist like the rest of us?
>>702803560
refresh!
What's today's matter of talking?
>>702803560
Ok. Though i feel like a slave should be invited to such an affair.
I'll be back later
>felix-anon
>>702803700
I was diagnosed 4 years ago, but on top of that the symptoms just describe me and my difficulties too well.
It does make the autist buzzword a lot more funny.
>>702804215
Good thing you can laugh it off
Do you get medice or some shit like that for it I'm not sure?
I am return and I expect you's
>>702801812
>>702804667
Where the fuck were you dude?
>>702802680
Here at the usual time i see (・ω・)
>>702804667
OMG honorable husband of general has returned
you are a worker in Europe?
>>702804354
Nothing, which is a good thing, I think. My best medicine is enjoying myself alone after being with people I don't know very well for too long. Although weed helps me relax and socialize too.
I can laugh it off because there isn't much else I can do, I like seeing the bright side of things and this allows me to sink ridiculous amounts of time into a single activity I enjoy without getting bored.
In the end it makes life more interesting in a different way.
>>702804814
Hi(´・ω・`)
How's it going on with u?
>>702804791
the turned off the internet at my house because of some sort of mix up. then they said ya we will turn it back on but you gotta wait 4 days....
>>702804966
um no am not worker in Europe
>>702805055
Oh okay that's pretty good I guess
You smoke weed a lot? If it helps why not right?
Yea I understand, and I'm glad that you can. What kind of stuff did you sink your ridiculous long teeth in?
>>702805488
Oh I sorta guessed that because I remember you saying you shouldn't have had internet but then had it anyway
I was worried nonetheless
Very glad you're back, threads has been slow as fuck though so don't mind the little you's
>>702805488
I see I wondered as >>702804791 where you are(this is my misunderstanding though,he said "were" but I took it for "are"so I assumed that he wanted to know where you come from,I got what he meant now,though)
>>702805488 (You)
For comfort
>>702805733
yeah I noticed thread is slow so how have you been?
>>702805933
A lot better now, had a rough weekend and uni is starting again. Weird how anons can make my day
How about yourself?
>>702803611
Then why don't you do it?
>>702803700
No, not really.
>>702803840
A good slave should already be there.
>>702805398
It's going alright
Kinda slept in today so didn't get stuff done which sucks.
How are you, sleepy I'm guessing?
>>702805488
Welcome back
>>702805835
ah no problem you from Europe?
>>702805922
thank you makes me feel better
>>702806102
im ok bored cause no internet but im back to collage tomorrow. I feel scared but interested
>>702806253
hello
>>702805733
Depends on my mood and how busy I am. While I was still studying I would smoke daily but not so much now.
Mostly games, amateur game development and lately hoarding music, anime and random pictures.
I have to leave now, cheers.
>>702806166
Why not?umm…Even for myself I don't know lol
I understand that the earlier I went to bed,the more comfortable I would feel
>>702800053
I do, now its 2!
Six hours in the past for you
>>702806314
no I'm from far-east,monkey empire
>>702806253
I was good and I hope I wili be as well
>>702806166
No rusky specials?
Except for vodka specials
>>702806314
Luckily you're feeling okay, now internet is back you going to binge watch some stuff or whats the plan?
And same for me, classes start tomorrow but I had to do some stuff today already
Normies annoy me so much,
We can survive together right?
>>702806439
Oh really? Did you like it or did it feel more like just extra concentration?
Later dude was fun
>>702806166
That's true. But it's nice to make you say it sometimes.
>>702806705
Damn I didn't know new York was so far away
And was it as boring as you thought?
>>702806745
monkey empire huh are you its king?
>>702806802
plan on watching youtube mostly maybe some sort of anime later. I hope we can survive It will be good to know I can come home and talk with people like you after I interact with the normies at school
>>702807138
Oh of course it was, but thats ok.
Beats the high strung nature that is Auditing.
Super great
>>702807326
Ah It may well be joking,but that's a mere metaphor of far-east islands from which Akame-ga-kill came out.
What anime should I watch?
Are there enormous anime I have to watch but I cannot resolve what to watch
gib your recommendations
>>702806880
This thread has lasted like three hours, holy hell
>>702807326
Oh what you going to watch?
You know, it kinda makes me sad you say that because I don't think we will be able to talk a whole lot during weekdays anymore
I have a very early schedule so I need to sleep early, I hope we get to talk from time to time
>>702807478
Haha you're a positive person, that's good
Is the prof a nice person at least? That's always important for me
>>702807733
kiniro mosiac or きんいろモザイク in moon runes
(・ω・)
>>702807733
There are*
I can not decide*
What Kind of shows do you normally watch? What do you want to watch?
>>702807733
besides akame ga kill, mirai nikki, re zero, hellsing and school days are all good try those out
>>702808078
oh that makes me sad aswell hopefully we have time to talk some days. prob going to watch achievement hunter
Saber claim
>>702803319
Wait you has aspergers too?
>>702808380
Mirai Nikki was absolute trash.
>>702808078
Oh yes, hes a good guy.
Its a class I know Ill get an A in.
Thats pretty neat.
And thanks for the compliment~
>go out for a smoke
>see a guy getting hit by a car
Nice
>>702806453
Fair enough
>>702806802
No, not a fan of vodka or anything strong like that.
>>702806880
Sorry.
Next time?
>>702808109
Yes きんいろモザイク is good anime I think,my friends recommended too
>>702808275
The former mistake is a mere mistake that I failed to revise question into normal sentence,but is the latter one really bullshit?"to resolve" has "to determine" the dictionary I consulted said
I always prefer the hero(heroine )-battle-anime like IS or a certain magical In-dex
It should include one or more men hero and one or more heroine who fight,struggle,and win
>>702808380
Fortune diary and hellsing I watched,school days is treated in Japan as one of the most popular shit-boy and slut-girl and yandere anime,so I wanna watch
>>702808966
>See guy get hit by a car
How bad was it?
>>702808719
no way was awesome I loved it yuno was great. she made me feel better she kinda has my mind set in a way
>>702808966
lucky bastard is he kill?
>>702808380
i could be wrong though, im not sure about our timezone differences. what time from now do you usually get home? impying you already know your full schedule?
>>702808440
you have it as well?
702808719
not even worth a (you)
>>702808859
i like pointing out obvious things i guess
yea thats sweet, does your uni let you compensate grades?
>>702808966
>being rusky
>not drinking vodka
i bet you cant even squat
>>702808380
>akame ga kill
>mirai nikki
>school days
The birds are chirping, maybe I should go to sleep.
>>702809062
Hello SS.2
>>702809093
Unfortunately hes fine.
Few bruises but thats about it.
>>702809198
Thats because im not russian.
>>702809268
Maybe you should fucking kill yourself
>>702809062
up to the level that he can laugh at,I suppose
Too bad thing would cause him to hold tongue
>>702809198
Sadly no, but the overall grade of classes are combined and thats what matters most
Kneesocks
>>702809417
Nice last image snipe
Faggot ass thread
>>702808966
If you want to.
All the gay little waifags wondering where the new thread is. They're useless on /b/
Gay ass faggots bein all nice and shit
Gay little fags thread
>>702809329
o oh
im sorry i thougt i remembered that right
>>702809566
oh well its all the same if its supossed to be combined
>yuno
Fuck I hate people being nice to eachother!
I've been here since 2017, get off muh board
>>702809039
>mistake that I failed to revise question into normal sentence
where I failed to revise(turn) a question into a normal sentence
resolve is only used the way you described it as a noun (i'm neither a native speaker nor have I studied that shit) it's definitely the more normal way to say what I said
I've actually only watched few anime and even fewer battle-oriented, don't think I can really recommend anything
Is it pronounced
1) husBANdo?
2) husband-O?
2) HUSbando?