So what's your secret /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So what's your secret /b/?
I'll start. I easily feel hate and disgust for people, which is common. When this person I dislike likes me, I want to make them feel the same resentment for me as I do for them. I often spout offensive terms, talk behind their backs, betray them only so they hate me as much as I hate them.
>be of some age
>eurofag
>visit 4chan
>profit
sick fucking shit all over the place
>>702788916
I found a dead beaver near the river and poked it with a stick
I was 26
>>702789111
being a huge cunt doesn't count as a secret
Humm.. my secret is, I being fucking fucking my ex, she is mi neighbor, yo has a bf and I have Gf, the most couris of the affair is than when we where together we never fuck, literal, she was virgin and she "wasn't prepeared", but, we made a trio with her best friend (girl)... this's fucking cool
>>702788916
I want my current boyfriend to break up with me because I want to find one that will keep me in chastity.
I love this one, but he doesn't share the same interest and I don't have the willpower to do selflock.
My boss tried to fuck me. she sent everyone home for closing except me and began to strip and make advances. I got the fuck out of there because I knew she had had sex with multiple people and her friend confirmed that she had an STD of some kind. I still worked there for three months after that. Havent spoken of it since.
well, i went on omegle video chat recently to check it out. and all i see are guys are jerking off on there so i watched some of them. and next thing i know, now i've started jerking off and letting guys watch too. not sure what to make of that.
when I was twelve I went camping with my family for two weeks. On the second night, I went to the shower house. A guy (probably 45-50) complimented me etc. I ended up sucking his cock every night until we left. My family of course never knew.
>>702790103
Fucking queer
>>702788916
I really can't stand that fucking picture. Bitch ruined that book just to snap a "deep" and artsy picture.
I want to fuck my sister in law so bad. It's my wife's sister. She is super friendly to me but I feel like she dislikes me and is just putting on a front. I want to fuck every single hole on her body.
>>702790367
Not all books are worth the paper they're printed on.
>>702790367
It could be twilight, in which case it's the only good thing on those pages.
>>702790458
>>702790460
It's still one of those artsy hipster bullshit pictures and i fucking hate that shit
>>702790322
don't think so but maybe. kind of a turn on though. they like to check out my asshole too. different group of people from who i typically hang out with that's for sure. haven't seen but three girls on there so far. and they just went by in a flash.
I've helped my past 3 ex gfs to get fucked by a friends dog
My wife told me she has had fantasies of getting double teamed by me and my cousin. And the thought has made me diamonds since then.
I'm male and i want to wear skirts. Not womens' clothes in general, just skirts.
>>702790983
Go to Ireland.
I once helped traffic a human being not even substantial amount of money
>>702790804
What is the probability of having 3 girls that enjoy having sex with animals?
When my wife passes out drunk, I let my friends see her naked body and molest her.
>>702790440
That sounds like it would only work on family guy.
I stumbled upon gay porn when i was 8...and watched my first gore video when i was 10
>>702790909
cuck.
>>702791484
Now you're 12 and post on 4chan all day? Wow I'm sorry you turned into such a faggot
>>702791484
Are you now gay and do you enjoy gore??
>>702791274
The first didnt. The other 2 did, though.
>>702789118
Mods
>>702791694
Pics??
>>702791693
not gay and gore disgusts me, but i enjoyed it when i was young, i probably was just curious
>>702791086
*scotland
Retarded americunt
>>702791814
talking about the gore, not about the gay shit
On my little nieces next birthday I will gift her a little quality vibrator and show her how it works.
Then I'll see what happens next.
>>702791694
How did you even approach the subject? Did you just slip in into conversation, hey you wanna get fucked by a dog? Also just from a pure curiosity stand point, how long does a dog last? Like 30 seconds?
>>702791867
How old is she
>>702791694
my wife didnt like it at first either but my buddy's rotty had a big dick that made her cum so shes up for it every now and then
>>702791867
Kys you neckbeard pedobeta faggot
>>702791908
nine
>>702791930
nah life is too much fun
>>702789118
Saged, reported, sanctioned, called the UN, called Interpol, called my governor, called the mayor, called my bank, called the union, called the organization, called the closest Masonic Lodge, called my grama, called Al Gore.
>>702792035
Wtf are you going to do when
-her parents find it
-she rats you out
-you go to prison for being a fucking pedo
>>702791756
Its not worth the risk for me to post sorry. Was fucking amazing though.
>>702792156
Would be worth it
She wouldn't rat me out though
>>702791862
Was just about to post about that, too.
i once posted banana to ylyl
>>702791868
I just joked about it in conversation then brought it back up again a few days later saying I'd looked into it and then showed them videos and stories of how amazing it's meant to be. My first ex didn't like the idea but tried it for me anyway.. she didn't like it afterwards either. The other way loved it.
Varies depending on the dog and the girl. The friends dog I used lasted about 2 minutes of fucking without stopping before knotting up.
>>702791915
I think that's how most times go.. if you can convince them to try they get hooked. My friends dog is huge. Pity she doesn't know why I was so eager to house sit for her and her dog.
>>702792329
Bait/10, you're so hardcore.
>>702792227
Of course she is going to eat you out. She is 9. You should let her have her childhood and not be disgusting. The girl isn't even of breeding age yet and you want to give her a fucking vibrator? Have you molested other children?
I share pics of my daughter and her panties with buds and we JO together.
>>702792464
Rat*
I have a sexual relationship with my daughter. I'm a single dad, she's ten.
>>702792432
So you just sit there and fap while a dog fucks your girl?
>>702792487
They share pics and panties too?
>>702792528
How does she feel about it?
>>702792528
Green text how it started
>>702792570
I have one bud who likes to share, most don't.
>>702792528
greentext the whole story, now
>>702792659
Do yall help each other wank on the panties?
>>702792703
Ok
>Lie and make up b8
>Go to jail if this was real
>>702789591
So your secret is that you don't know English?
>>702792568
No I helped him find the mark and then usually she would sucks my cock as he fucks her.
>>702792760
Only a handful of times usually just watch porn and Jack with her panties/shoes/clothes.
>>702792464
I think she will be getting a lot of fun out of that thing. I know her well, don't worry.
And no, I haven't.
>>702792845
I always love the dirty undies, freshly used is best
>>702788916
I've decided to start self-studying French.
>>702792876
Do you plan on actually molesting her or are you just going to give her a vibrator? Are you going to attempt to fuck her?
>>702792966
Nothing can top this
>>702790440
Pics or GTFO
>>702792935
Yeah they smell like heaven
>>702791839
It is all the same filthy rock so it does not matter.
Trying to convince guys to come over to my house so they can fuck my unconscious sister as I record it.
>>702793095
Started out oh finish wanking needed to clean up. Went bathroom saw a pair. Oh just cleaning up. Smelt them then made me bust a bigger nut.
>>702793013
I'll see what happens.
If she wants me to give her some advice or help her with something, I will. I won't suggest any of that to her though. Penetration I won't do without a good amount of prep anyway.
>>702792487
how old is she?
>>702793341
Does she walk around in panties?
>>702793252
You are a horrible person
>>702791086
>go to ireland.
you should go to a school
>>702793462
Yes sometimes less now she's older.
i've been trying to fuck my cousin ever since she got pregnant shit makes me diamonds
Used to sniff and wank to my sister's panties those days.
Gosh it smelled so good. Fresh and clean, lightly musky. Used to inhale it deep. Instant intoxication. wanked bucket loads. she was a young teenager then.
soiled and lightly creamy ones were Never stinky and putting off, like the skanks I knew after that.
sister was my first love anyway.
mid twenties now. I wonder if it still smells and tastes just as amazing. Something tells me it will.
>>702793575
Them getting older suck. New and different panties vs little cotton undies
>>702793509
why tho?
I bet you would have loved a little fleshlight when you were that age.
I remember cutting a hole in my plushie's crotch area, just so i could stick my dick in there.
>>702793158
Sisters are always the best pussies
>>702789647
Tell him not to be a bitch
I used to be a productive, creative person with many outlets and friends. Over the past few years or so, I've become a hollow, depressing shell of my former self due to debilitating anxiety attacks and depression issues. Now the only thing I look forward to these days is drugs/alcohol.
I wish I was a kid again.
>>702789803
Pics?
>>702793679
She still wears briefs and boyshorts I'm sure she'll want thongs soon.
i've shared a video of my wife masturbating with a friend of mine before. i'm kind of hoping that some day he asks to see another one.
>>702793688
Definitely not. And anyway you would ruin her life forever. But that's your choice of course
>>702790103
You're gay man, go try shoving a cucumber up your ass and see how you like it. Fag
>>702793576
Oh /b/ro. Tell me about it.
Preggy sex is a diamond mine
It's not really a secret, but i wish i could enjoy the stupid things that tumblr sjw people enjoy. They all look so happy and have a good time. Then there's us who just cant understand the humor so we call it cringe. No body really cares for you unless you're a cute non binary girl with short hair
>>702793783
you and me both /b/ro
A few months ago i drugged and raped my stepdaughter while her mother was at a confrence - oral and anal so to not get her pregnate, she is 16 and remember nothing im thinking of doing it again.
>>702790193
Uh.
Well.
>>702793811
I loved the used well worn ones, be sitting down getting a nice little view
>>702793839
Alright but like I said, I know her well enough to know she'll like it. You don't have to believe me
Constantly faking my crush,
sometimes even make some very graphic ones.
Sometimes posted in some forums.
That's how I got boner.
Stole some of my best friends sisters panties, come home and jerked off into them and then set them on fire to destroy the evidence
>>702793886
Looks like the entire female portion of my Uni's student body.
>>702790804
Pics or GTFO
>>702793783
I am going in for detox today
>>702790983
Fucking scotty
>>702793865
idk but i'm kind of doubting that would feel quite the same.
>>702793698
You got that right lol. Are you interested? We live in Houston if anyone wants to help me out haha
>>702793961
That's why age of consent exist. Because under that (and this is way under that) they can't really decide if they want it or not. And anyway let me tell you you are really disturbed to feel sexual interest in her. Dude stop before it's too late
>>702791304
Cuck
>>702794153
Which part mate
>>702794076
I can't share as my friends who dog it is also comes here.
>>702791656
Kek'd
I convinced my ex gf to finger her younger sister
>>702793769
Wish it was that easy.
Losing attraction towards my wife. Just been 4 years since marriage.
Is it normal /b fags?
>>702794378
How old was her sister? Was the sister awake for it?
I have a secret recipe for making pipe bombs
1. Disagree with capitalism
2. Have a degree
3. Complain about politics on social media
4. Now you have a pipe bomb in your house somewhere
Note: >>This only works if the police have already arrested you for the pipe bomb.
>>702791867
Kys
>>702790804
"helped"
As if it's not your fetish
>>702794189
It's not like I'll force her to use it
But what would be so bad about her having a vibe anyway?
>>702794497
At that age? Definitely
>>702793123
God bless America
-i have extreme fetish for latex, leather, grannies and old women
-i constantly think about rape because it turns me on, yet i find it too disgusting
-i like fingering my asshole and stuffing objects in it
-i'd fuck every female human on earth, no matter how ugly, it turns me on
-i'm addicted to masturbating
>>702794575
what "definitely"?
>>702794497
What if mom or dad walks in on her using the vibe. Think that far ahead?
>>702793158
OK, you've convinced me.
>>702794289
NW side by willowbrook
Went to this sluts house for a party asked where the toilet was. Went to her room and came on her pillow
>>702794416
11, yeah she was awake. She showed her hard-core lesbian videos for weeks before getting her to try it
>>702794496
Its both.
>>70279463
Yes, it would definitely be bad
>>702793158
So is her hand fucked up or is it just a bad photo?
>>702794661
Northside here, how old she?
>>702794653
Do you live in Houston?
>>702794728
ok, but I was asking WHY it would be bad, not if it is bad
>>702794678
Did you fap while watching her finger her? Have you ever touched the little sister and how old is your gf?
>>702794738
bad photo lol
>>702794747
shes 18
my name is hugh mungus
>>702794863
Has she watch you jack off?
>>702794858
In life there's a time for everything. Do you really need another person to tell you this is terribly wrong? Why do you think pedo would be good, that's the real question
>>702794860
At the time she was 17. I wasn't there whenever it happened that wouldn't have worked.
>>702794039
Lmao varun
>>702795033
Would you bang the little sister given the chance?
Also
>checked
>>702788916
>WE HA SECR
>ALL VE ETS
wat?!
>>702795033
Sisters just got horny alone?
>>702795009
The funny thing is she actually has but she was young when I fapped in front of her. Doubt she remembers it happened.
>>702794766
Fort Worth
>>702795323
go back to 9gag
>>702795264
Varun?
>>702795310
I told my gf i wanted to at the time. Definitely.
>>702795327
The younger one, no. The older one pushed it
>>702795395
How young was she then
20, male, virgin, want to lose virginity to a 50+ woman. no luck yet
>>702795396
You interested in coming over here? If you or anybody else is my kik is bi_lateral or we can skype voice chat the username is deadmanwonderland53
>>702795015
I like to hear different peoples views
Why is it bad?
I don't see anything wrong with giving a girl a better masturbation method. Or do you really believe that kids don't masturbate or feel no pleasure from it?
>>702795511
>dubs again
Post some nudes of your gf
>>702795546
Like 10 or 11 but im one year older than her so I dont think it was that fucked up lol
Im 17 and knocked up. Baby daddys in jail.
I killed my beloved dog.
>>702795629
When you say film what do you have in mind?
>>702792966
Bonne chance.
>>702788916
a few months back i posted pics nudes of some girls here (no face or name, and also i deleted all pics so dont ask)
and it's really been fucking with me lately and i feel like absolute dogshit.
>>702795743
Dumb cunt
>>702795651
Most kids that are 9 don't masturbate. And if they don't it isn't with a regular frequency like it is with adults. She won't get "horny" until she starts to go through puberty at which point she might want a vibrator. That is still several years away for a 9 year old. She should be allowed to be a kid. There is a reason people don't give sex toys to kids. It's fucked up.
>>702795651
I have watch my daughter she went into her brothers room to get his porn mahazines. She had her shorts and panties. I watch her butt cheeks get loose and tight
>>702795812
Merci. Je vais étudier le japonais et le français.
I had pizza rolls and Mountain Dew for breakfast... I'm 27
>>702795743
>bait
Your probably a 30 year old pregnant nigger
Tits or gtfo
Little sister used to jerk me off when I was a teenager for like 2 years.
>>702793961
Man, that's so fucked man. Why are you doing this to a poor sweet innocent child. "She'll like it" FUCK YOU MAN, you're the adult here, fucking act like it. Sick fuck
>>702795729
I already have in here before, she's a chubby with a big round ass.
Obviously never linked the story to pics
>>702795790
Like film the penetration and her ass, tits, and just her body in general.
>>702796050
Post them again
>>702795406
it was funny tho
>>702790640
ur a fag tho
>>702794314
Is he sensitive about people seeing his dog fuck someone?
>>702796105
Not linking the 2 things, man. They're posted all the time, though.
>>702793908
How did u drug her ?
Thinking of doing the same
>>702796050
>i made up a story
>proof is an unrelated amateur pic on 4chan
damn that's something so unique that all i can do is believe every word you say
>>702795924
>Most kids that are 9 don't masturbate
Pretty sure MOST do
>She should be allowed to be a kid
totally agree. how would her having a vibe restrict her from being a child tho?
>>702795934
interesting
>>702796038
I want to ask you too, whats so bad about giving a girl a vibe?
>>702796152
Its a she.
And she doesn't know about me using her dog. I would offer to house sit for her and have it arranged with my gfs what was going to happen. She would recognise her house and dog obviously.
>>702788916
I logged on to my friends Neopets account years ago and took all her stuff. She still don't know it was me.
>>702796102
I assume no shots of my face.
>>702796197
I'm not trying to prove anything.
>>702796291
I somehow accidentally only capslocked that word? wat?
Just ignore that
still in love with a girl that died a couple of years ago, my gf thinks i doesn't love her and she's right
>>702794619
Are you that mother fucker with the buzz lightyear up your ass?
>>702796181
Don't link them. Just post a picture in this thread without replying to anyone's comment. I wanna fap to a chick who fingered her sister
>>702788916
Once, my girl, my friend and his girl got drunk in my house. Before to sleep, my girl and I went into our room and my friend where in the other, and did what was supposed to.
I keep awake untill everyone sleep and then I went to the room where my friends were and took some photos and touched a little his girl. She almost wake up and a ran to my room
>>702791488
Well. not yet, but my 65yo neighbor really wants to get my wife wasted and fuck her. I had to stop him from doing it just last week
I'm 40. For the last theater years, I've been secretly fucking my neighbors daughter. She is a single mom, and her daughter was 13 when we first started fooling around. Over this past summer, I started flirting with her mom. The daughter doesn't like this, and gets insanely jealous, which on turn makes her act like an even bigger slut to keep my attention. Yesterday I fucked her ass for the first time. I will admit, seeing her face in the mirror as I opened her up for the first time was a thrill. She took it like a champ, and once she was relaxed, actually seemed to enjoy it.
Pic related. Her going back to school.
>>702796578
>>702794203
oops, wrong post
>>702796516
Black or mexican?
I have a gf since 3years
Dont love her anymore cause she ugly
I'm 22 and want to fuck 16yo sexy girls
I can't old it anymore
If you have some recipies to drug thoses girls it would help me
>>702796344
Yeah none of that and you can see the vid for yourself to make sure of it.
>>702796648
Green text and more pics. I am going to fap like a bandit to this
>>702796421
*don't sorry
>>702796503
And any pic that matches what I said is obviously her.
>>702796698
I suppose you would want to have a go at her too?
i scammed an army sergeant into thinking i was female and got her to send me nudes.
I got my current gf who was my roommate before that to break up with her bf and get with me by sneaking in and putting nicotine patches on her every night and taking them off before she got up so she slowly became addicted and felt bad every time she spent the night with him instead of at our apartment, she eventually came to the conclusion that she was in love with me and that's why she felt sick when she was with her boyfriend, she dumped him and asked me out, still giving her the patches every night to maintain the ruse
>>702796889
Yeah but after you're done. I mainly just want to see it happening but yeah id definitely fuck her lol
>>702792464
Your filth, kys seriously.
>>702796947
Seems legit kek
>>702796947
Nice try faggot, this story is old as fuck and It's not yours.
>>702797137
Caught me, I was wondering how many people from back then were still around.
>>702788916
Im one of the larger acid dealers in newyork.
>Gf found her nudes on here.
>Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex(according to her he was stupid so "there wasnt much else to do") she tells me some things they did
>Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>TFW she tells you she sucked his cock on a highway once, but says its too dangerous to try again
>She'll go on her phone sometimes and be responding to texts as I'm fucking her from the back (Why?)
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
>Pic related
>>702796648
Post nudes
Okay here we go ... when i start these feeble cloth-bound attempts at reason ,you to agree with me but that doesn't mean im wrong i may be an asshole but im not wrong just because you can read it does not mean they understand what is inferred no offence /b/ but ive been lurking along time and i truly believe your all fucking dumb have you people payed attention to each other or yourselves lately ? I mean have you really taken a look at yourselves and noticed how ridiculously you all have been behaving ? I don't think you are .
>>702797have you had sex with her before? Also what would you drug her with?
>>702797190
I'm stuck here since 2010. I was 17
>>702789111
spokenn like someone who really is insecure himself.
>>702793783
B-brother???
>>702797110
>You're
And I'm not the one who wants to give a kid a vibrator dumbass. That's the other pedo fuck
>>702794444
nice trips though
>>702797353
I don't even remember when I started coming here, or how many years ago I first saw that story, back when I still played video games, a friend of mine in wrath of the lich king told me about this site, so I guess that's 2009, it was in Ulduar, so it wasn't the first year of launch
It's a little depressing that we're both stuck coming back to this site don't you think?
>>702796743
I'm not posting any more of her pics here.
>>702797258
Definately not nudes
> 2015
>neighbor works until 7pm every day
>her daughter comes home from school and comes right to my place
>every single day she comes over and blows me or we fuck
>I help her do her homework after
>her grades improve
>her mom thinks I am tutoring her
>thanks me for all the help I give her
>give me a hug
>has no clue my cock reeks of her daughters pussy
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>702798053
Faggot
>>702798112
All the fucking time.
>>702797622
>4 4s
>trips
kys, my man.
>>702798170
Post some more pics pussy. We want to see this shit. Sounds like you are living every mans fantasy. Or at least post nudes of the mom
>>702798116
Anymore pics?
>>702794497
you are a fucker. definitely a pedo or soon going to be.
its your destiny man. die before it happens
>>702798175
Half-faggot, thank you.
>>702798607
Look mate I'm just fucking with you, I just wanted to play along for a bit. I don't want to rape your sister, sorry. All the best with the incest rape porn.
I creep on my sister when she sleeps whenever I get the chance.
>>702798747
I know exactly what I am. Fuck yeah, I suck that dick. I'm also eating that pussy. I.e. Half. Faggot.
>>702795459
Aren't you the indian varun? SGP?
>>702794153
Im i San Antonio i can make a trip
>>702798931
Obviously I text my limits. Pull her shorts down. Gently tub and squeeze her ass. I love spreading her ass cheeks and smelling her asshole. Lick it a little bit. She gives the hottest, softest little moans when I do that.
>>702800089
Test* not text ha
