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Ask a Anon thats in prison anything.
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How do you have internet? Nice b8
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Where are u
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>>702782523
With a cell phone. You can get just about anything in prison just cost a lot of money.
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>>702782556
Currently in a privately ran prison by CCA in Mississippi called TCCF
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>>702782306
>>702782523
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Is there much violence?
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Pic or b8.
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>>702782850
Actually not really most people just trying to get high and let time pass so they can get out.
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>>702782306
How'd ya get the phone?
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Why are you in prission?
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>>702782987
Bought it from a dude that gets them from staff. Its a huge black market. Take a cheap 40 Buck smart phone and sell it for 1200 in prison some times more.
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Are you taking or giving?
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>>702782306
What's your favourite colour? Is the food different on every day?
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>>702782306
how is there INTERNET. how are you not caught with this? bad b8 m8
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>>702783038
Manslaughter and a gun enhancement. Doing 85% of 16 years.
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>>702783180
What you did on GTA V doesn't count Jim.
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>>702783126
Either I just fap to porn like normal people do . Doing gay stuff is not really cool or accepted in most prisons. Taking or giving as tv makes it looks.
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>>702782947
what are you doing to pass the time?
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Any proof?
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>>702783141
Food is on like a 14 day loop it gets old fast. But there is a store thing you can buy food from weekly . And I don't really have a favorite color.
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>>702783171
Cell phone and cause staff don't really search or do anything unless you bring attention to your self
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Pic showing 3 fingers or you're a french faggot
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>>702783104
Are you wasting minutes?
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>>702783303
Mostly just watch tv. We get cable here or play video games. This place lets us buy video games for a crazy high price. I use to have a job here but got fired.
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Post some photos from or you liar
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>>702783562
Wasting minutes how?
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What is your ethnicity, wondering what groups you hang with in the yard?
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>>702783642
Is your phone on a plan with someone or does it use minutes like a go phone?
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Pic of me door
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how easy is it to get dope in prison? fresh needles?
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>>702782306
Crime/sentence?
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>>702783783
Unlimited att go phone plan. 60 a month
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>>702783888
nice trips
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Yeah post photos
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>>702783596
lol. How'd you get fired? What's the worst thing you've done in there? Any enemies? Any gangs? What video games does everyone go nuts for?
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>>702783896
Drugs is easy. Just got to pay. Needles not that easy. Most people that do heroin just snort it here
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>>702784067
ugh. Lucky. We can only get that mexi tar shit.
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>>702782306
Have you been raped by the niggers in prison yet?
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>>702782306
You say that you're serving 85% of a 16 year sentence with gun possession I gather.
What were the circumstances of the crime?
What year were you sentenced?
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How are you able to have internet? Where's the wifi connection in jail? Cant believe you m8
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>>702783888
take a picture with your location on. so we can look at the exif data to see if you're truly in prison.
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>>702783888
You're allowed to tape up your window?
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>>702783970
You profit from it, by letting others use it? or break even at least?
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>>702784047
A staff got caught bringing in drugs and since they could not find out who he was working with they fired a bunch of people that worked around him. And I have a x box 360 . And a big game was GTA 5 but they stop letting us get it cause of police violence in it. Other then that sport games are big. I play only adventure games tho. Assassin creed and so on
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>>702783888
how do you have so many fucking shoes in jail? are they contraband? are you sarah jessica parker?
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>>702782306
Have you been sexually assaulted yet?
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>>702782306
Where do you fall within the prison politics?
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>>702784368
>And a big game was GTA 5 but they stop letting us get it cause of police violence in it.
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>>702784161
Shot a dude after a argument at a party in 2004 when I was 18 . People told on me and I ended up taking a deal for manslaughter which was 6 years but since a gun was used I got 10 years added to that so got 16 total. But only have to do 85 % of that which is like 14 years. I get out in 2018
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>>702784360
I just put it up to take a pic cause people walking around I will take more now
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>>702784594
Where did that happen at?
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>>702784362 no I just use it myself. People are dumb and break shit. Not worth the risk letting people use it
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>>702784594
So you were at TCCP when those California gang members were causing all the fights?
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>>702782306
What made you come straight to 4chan?
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how is prison food?
>>702784594
when did you find /b/ if you been in prison since 2004?
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>>702784594
Do you value your freedom more after losing it? What's the first thing you're going to do when you gate out (other than the abvious fuck marathon)? Were you participating in a street gang when you shot someone?
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>>702784374
You can buy stuff from many different companies. Walkenhorsts.com is one
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>>702784761
Been here for years just bored thought I would post
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>>702784232
Location can be modified.
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>>702784594
Where did this happen at?
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>>702784843
Yes prison is very boring. And mostly just want a normal life. Get a job and just eat real food lol sounds crazy but it is true
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>>702785059
I hear you.
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>>702785035
> gender can be modified
Myth
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>>702785059
Do you fuck with the dumber inmates for entertainment?
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>>702784783
investigations and trials take time. if he made bail, he was probably free for quite a while before being sentenced and having to report to prison.
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How do you have internet in your mobile?
Mobile data?
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how do you make money? do you stamp license plates?
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>>702782306
Do you give the guards blowjobs for special access and/or favors? When giving said blowjobs do you sallow? Since arriving at prison about how many gallons of cum have you consumed?
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Have you been raped by the niggers in prison yet?
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>>702785455
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>>702785469
How long did it take to get used to shitting in front of someone else? Or does that never happen?
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Have a good exercise routine?
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>>702785516
so, yes?
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>>702785308
Yes 6gb of 4g then it just slows down
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>>702785555
Nice quads anon.
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>>702785455
And how many cocks have you sucked?
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>>702785469
looks like you're living the life honestly. no bills, 3 meals a day, ect.
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>>702785379
I don't have job any more but I use to work in the kitchen here. Now I just live off of family and friends mostly
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>>702785609
thanks man, I try.
>>702785618
only 1. back when I was in high school.
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>>702785535
watching someone take a shit? I wonder about the smell
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>>702785618
Have you been forced to eat shit yet?
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>>702785254
No I just ignore most people
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>>702785675
Oh? Interesting. Confusing phase or full blown fag now?
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>>702785271
My bail was a million dollars. I had to stay in county jail while I fought my case could not afford that
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>>702785742
Confusing phase
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>>702785469
What are your plans for when you get out prison anon?
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>>702784232
the exif data gets deleted by 4chan
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>>702785535
Never get use to it. Most people put up like a clothing line and hang a sheet over it to get some privacy
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>Know how to make toilet wine?

>If not do you want to?
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>>702785552
Yes I do push ups and sit ups and squats like 5 days a week. Just to stay in shape some what. It is easy to just sit and do nothing.
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>>702785621
It really is not that bad if you had nothing on the streets. But for most people it is not the life to live. Sure it is zero responsibilities. But also very little choices on what you can do.
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it's expensive to keep you in prison. they should just let you leave and be homeless
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>>702785917
Under rated post
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>>702785842
Plan to become a electrician. A decent paying job that wont really hold my record against me.
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>>702786167
It is a lot of laws and stuff pushing to let more people out of prison. But at the same time a lot of people need to be he here.
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>>702786249
>Save jams and jellies from breakfast
>Save bread from lunch
>save sugar packets any time you can
>barter for gallon ziplock bag
>combine water, jellies bread and sugar in bag
>let sit in toilet for a week
>strain through cloth to get liquid out

>$PROFIT
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>>67650617
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You must have the most lenient hacks I have ever heard of.

How's the cellie?
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>>702786378
are there any insane people in prison?
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>>702785895
no it doesn't. don't fuck around.

Here's my exif data
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>>702786569
KEK, it's perfectly sane to kill ppl
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>>702786587
Never mind, Anon, you were right. 4chan does it remove it.
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>>702786538
Dumb as hell. But I just ignore him most the time.
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>>702786569
They have special places for crazy people like people with medical issues also
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>>702786744
Better than most I had.

Two years to go, good luck, brother.
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>>702786490
Most places you don't get jelly or jam with sugar. And zip lock bags is crazy rare to get.
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>>702785444
were you fapping while writing this?
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>If you had to do it again, what would you use to kill the guy?
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>>702786862
Thanks man. Just counting the time down now.
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>>702787014
No it was not worth it. I been locked up since I was 18 . I just turned 31 . A lot of years just wasted.
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>>702784594
Keep your head down. Try not to get locked in to the culture, but out here, your doing what most fucking assholes are doing. Playing games and jerking off. Hate to say it, but live fucking better when you get out. This isn't life. Fuck, kek.
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>>702787026
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>>702787197
do you live there too?
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>>702787257
no I googled some roads from the image
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>>702787188
Yes your right that is why I really want to get a job and start a family. Make something out my self. Put all this behind me.
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>>702787306
Well, if it helps, I live off Boyer Drive.
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415 us hwy 49 north tutwiler Ms 38963
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>>702786832
Here's a photo inside the insane asylum I was admitted to here in Sweden after killing my wife. I was released after 3 years and I didn't want to leave. If it weren't for my meds I might consider doing it again for my evening footrubs.
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>>702787405
ok, dropping tactical nuke
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>>702787371
I have a family, but I was a fuck up for a long time. Keep it real, player. And by that, I mean don't fucking be a player. Do the right thing, and everyone has a chance to do what they want in life, but violence, has only led me to comas and death. Big ups son. World is waiting for me right now. Breathe when it gets bad, keep your friends close, enemies closer.
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>>702787548
why'd you kill your wife?
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>>702787371
>>702787488
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>>702787655
I thought she was using my semen to create an army of antichrists.
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>>702787731
Kek
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>>702787731
That's a good reason I suppose. At least it's something you felt strong about anon. Fuck.
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>>702787731
damn dude you weren't joking about needing meds

what do you do now? are you able to work?
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>>702787731
and why did you kill her?
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>>702787731
weird... I thought my wife was doing the same.
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>>702787619
>>702787666
You typed address wrong.
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>>702787731
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>>702787666
Hello Satan.
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>>702787880
>>702787731
plot twist: both anons were married to the same woman and she was trying to create an army of antichrists. even faked her own death
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>>702787930
If I typed it wrong, you typed it wrong. All I did was copy and paste.
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>>702787619
Not OP
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Couldn't you just contact someone to get you out?
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It doesn't sound like this prison has much security at all
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>>702788076
Wtf? Odd idea of incarceration. I don't think it's a daycare.
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Have you met the Warden? is he cool?
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>>702788076
just tell the guards your mom is coming to pick you up to go to the dentist. always worked for me
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http://www.cca.com/facilities/tallahatchie-county-correctional-facility
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Write /b/ on some paper if this is real OP
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>>702782306
fakeroo, why would a imprisoned pedophile get unrestricted internet access ?
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thats a lot of flat land to cover
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>>702788349
has potential
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>>702788409
the curves of the land arouse me sexually
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>>702788226
He just came here like two months ago have not even seen him tho
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>>702785469
is that you cellmate taking a nap?
also fuck the raiders
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>>702783180
So a full auto modification?
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>>702788409
Middle of no where for real
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>>702788402
Not a pedo, and not allowed internet. Have internet cause of cell phone.
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>>702788584
Yeah he sleeps like all day. And I could care less about football really
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>>702787731
Did any news outlets cover this? I'd really like to give it a read.

If you don't mind of course.
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>>702788586
Yes that is how California laws work for violent crimes. Non violent would get 50%
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>>702788960
yes but it was covered in sweden so you have to read arabic
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>>702789024
hEEeeH?
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Let's round up a gang, get him to escape and go rescue him from the nearby woods. I can provide ATV's, tents and food for upto 7 days.

We can camp remotely and find him a way into Tijuana after things chill.
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>>702789331

Now thats the kind of 4 Chan I love.
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>>702789331
this is like an episode of the A-Team
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>>702789331
It's not often I wish I were an Amerifat, but this is one of those times.
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Just hope there will be pizza
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>>702789331
Ready for battle Commander
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>>702790360
Lets make America great again
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which are the non-written rules to follow in prison?
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>>702782306
Please update us day to day or at least once a week
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>>702783292
lies been to prison... prison rape is not sexual its dominance your taking someones manhood. Stay away join Aryans or become friends with one you will not be fucked with..I was fortunate being white and being in a group that stayed back on the sidelines but was brutally respected.

Went for 5 years hit and run
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>>702782593
Get it? CELL phone ? Huehuehuehue
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>>702791326
after rape what happens? i mean i the day after. Other prisoners treat you in a different way?
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>>702784368
>stuck in prison
>has an x360
Lol have fun with your red ring of death, retard
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>>702782306
Why they let you use the Internet? Where are you? In some sort of faggot "European jail"? Picrelated is how the proper jail should look like.
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>>702782306
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I responded to you because you're in prison, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one picking up the soap =D
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>>702791678
treat you like a punk until you punk somebody else. Even then your looked at like a guy who got taken. Fight after than no one usually messes with you no one want to go to seg for a month. After the first few scrapes people notice you people who dont fight get taken.

Some guys wear it as a badge of all the people they taken but it only happens to punks.

They usually end up in seg for there protection and even the guards fuck with them.
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>>702785469
Where do you hide your phone?
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>>702792282
In my butthole.
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>>702790963
Don't steal. Don't snitch. Don't do gay stuff. Don't get drugs or anything unless you can pay for them
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>>702791074
Will do
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>>702791326
You must have been in a gay place.
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>>702792002
It only really happened to the older models of Xbox 360 . I have the s model I believe it is called last one they made before Xbox one
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>>702792049
Most prisons in America don't look like that because of human rights and lawsuits. People realized cant just treat people fucked up cause they are getting out and want them better not worst.
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>>702792282
Inside tv or radio when I have too. Most times no need to hide it. Staff don't pay attention to what you doing unless you a fuck up
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>>702792332
Ouch . Maybe a flip phone but not a smart phone.
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>>702792132
Underrated post
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>>702782523
Probably bait but prisoners can earn a wage and buy tvs, phones, games consoles
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My view
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>>702793476
would you be mad if i emailed prison staff all these pictures and got your phone taken away?
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>>702782523
In Scandanavia, it would be a violation of the prisoners' rights to deny them internet access.

How else could they find porn and exercise their right to free speech?
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>>702794048
Not OP, But what would you gain out of doing this? Let the guy have his phone, I mean shit, there is nothing else todo in there.
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>>702794589
I'm not gonna do it. I was joking. I spent a weekend in jail and it was fucking awful.
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>>702794177
Giving them porn access is a good idea. Would save a lot of expensive trips to the proctologist.
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>>702792232
so everyone in prison got taken at least once? could just recognize other prisoner autority without being taken?
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>>702792132
My fucking sides
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>>702787548
That's the Dubai international airport HOTEL you dumb fuck
Not some insane asylum
As if they existed
Get your facts right aylmao
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>>702788960
why are you on 4chan when you fall for stupid shit
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>>702795542
Give the guy a break.
He's insane, after all.
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>>702795697
yah I figured
dissociative disordered dumbfuck
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>>702782306
did you join a gang in there? aryan brotherhood? outlaw? are you white?
if not joined you have to be under some gangs protection at least
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>>702796107
I get protection from the spics because we share a love for heavy metal music.
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>>702792730
According to Russian Constitution Russians as well as Americans have human rights.
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>>702782306
What level of security have you landed yourself in, and for how long
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>>702782306
op's a punk bitch.
hows that make you feel?
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>>702783292
Phones were a ton cheaper in Fed
also as far as the gay shut, you are full of it, we all know the rule and your sentence confirms Op is literally a maggot in prison because "5 yearnings accepted, 10 yrs it's expected" Good luck Op butt suck you for getting less time than I did for selling weed. Now back to traps
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>>702792332
Galaxy note 3 in butthole
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>>702788153
>>702788349
I mean, they don't usually give you any internet or phone access. People could use it to arrange a breakout or something. You know what i mean. It doesn't sound like this prison has much security
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>>702788409
can i come visit you anon? im not to far away.
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