Waifu Claiming thread: Ayayayaya Edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, ayayayyyayayyay!
Filthy, just filthy
Damned early bakers ruinin our country
time for a new one then
how are you cutie?
damn thats a lot. that sucks dude
no way of fixing it or is it not really necissairy for daily life
and the army is just full of fucker
>I am not cute
I got a response from one of the RX7s, might be able to look at it on Saturday!
Faggot get cucked
Well most of it isn't that bad and I don't trust doctors.That's technically not even all the reasons they wouldn't take me, but that's the main one.
Someones so autistic they get mad when someone else's waifu is stolen. Wow.
Checked but not enough
I should check it, someone recommended it to me and after all it's just 6 episodes.
thats pretty sweet, which one?
going with your father?
why dont you trust docs? i understand that medical care is pretty pricy in the usa but thats no reason not to trust docs
im guessing you dont want to tell the other reason, and thats fine
Might add it to my list, though I like a lot of drama styled shows.
Good. Doing better than most.
The red one not from Craigslist. Gotta call my dad today and ask him if he's down for that.
I just don't trust people, especially people who are suspicious as fuck like doctors.
I'm fine with saying the other reasons, I have ADHD and RLS and a few other things, plus I didn't get the best grades in school and they saw that I got in trouble in school a lot for stuff like "Disobeying authority" and shit.
Good morning, Vietnam!
Wonderful day today, isnt it?
It's Hideaki Anno's directorial debut, and going into it with that knowledge I think enhances the expirience quite a bit, mostly srawing parallels between it and some of his other works
I recomend it, it's not exactly light hearted, but it's not heavy handed too.
Another try and hoping I get it
Oh I can appreciate a light hearted movie or series. But I prefer my drama. Ill give it a go next day off. Which is over a week away. This weekend is just filled with stuff I want to do with friends.
damn the best one, you lucked out
hope you can get it. will you buy it immedeatly if its in good shape?
but why though? did something ever happen why you lost your trust in doctors? i know a lot and they are all good people
damn that sucks, didnt know the army looked at shit like that. especially grades and behaviour
im sorry man
except that im in the netherlands and no its a bad day
Is there another one now or did you reply to yourself?
No idea what that is.
Sounds like a hassle
>tfw I'm Vietnamese and my father was only a child during the war and that's probably what he heard every morning since his father had to fight with the Americans to not be killed
Some new flaming fucking furry has arrived
Oh joy now I have to fucking worry about both of you goddamn niggers
The movie, Good Morning Vietnam
And Im guessing its bad because of Uni starting today?
If it all checks out, I'll be talking to my bank that day for sure. Hell, I might head over there and discuss some things as it is now. Let em know what's up and all that.
>Mfw we're being over run with cats
I'm just extremely paranoid. And my dentist fucked up my teeth, which really didn't help.
Yeah in peacetime or in wars that don't really matter they only take people they know will work out.
>TFW school was so shitty that wearing pants with a thing sized hole at the knee was counted as defiance of authority and got you ISS for the whole day
>TFW was always very smart but could never get good grades
Hoo boy, wasnt expecting feels this early.
Senpai, all you need to know is that I'm the real one
Off to work, sorry if I didn't respond to you!
oh rip, never seen it. excuse me for being dense
and nah bad weather, uni started yesterday and the classes are still really short
"real" uni is tomorrow
oh you need to get a loan? or you gonna pay in cash? oh go to your bank now, yea why not
>mfw im kinda done with it already
oh damn, what did he do? cant sue him for it?
i guess its quite logical but still sucks, just join IS man
>>TFW was always very smart but could never get good grades
i know the feeling man, society over rates booksmart. its gonna collapse on itself because the upcomming generation dont know how to work our shit in real life anymore
im sorry man
What the fuck is goin' on with phony Felix? Oh and Taiga claimed.
i dunno but these are some salty fags
I know Kitten, I know.
Yep, a loan. And I plan to just start dumping paychecks into it if I'm able. All in all, if everything works out like I'm planning, I'll be set.
At least my mother wasn't alive during the Nanjing massacre
Wait that sounded weird
My mother wasn't born during the Nanjing massacre
She drilled right through my tooth (not even the right fucking tooth) while I was wide awake and just went into the gums and KEPT FUCKING DRILLING.Now I can't eat anything cold or sharp with left aide of my mouth.This was way back in like, 9th or 10th grade so no sueing.
I was booksmart, I just didn't get good grades because I didn't work well in the classroom (but I always got 90s or higher on tests) or at home and was always distracted.
I like my life though, so I'm content
Sometimes they can be. But we're a pretty insular set of friends. If somethings wrong we help. If everythings alright then cool, Ill do my own thing.
We just get together once a week / fortnight for drinks / Pathfinder.
My friend was born on the date that Saigon was handed over to the North and his father is a Vietnam vet. Oh boy does that make for some banter.
I've been gone for 2 hours and that's when da shit's goin' on!!
Oh, dont worry. Very American movie.
Oh, what kind of weather?
I wish it would rain here to be honest
Good luck with tommorow as well
Well uh, thats...good.
Timed out very well I suppose
yea but is a bank willing to loan money for a car? i mean i dont think they would do that here
perhaps banks work different in the netherlands, we are kind of a jew country
jesus fucking christ thats brutal, also fucking sucks dick. Couldnt your parents sue?
wait arent grades only based on your test results? i think im kinda lost.
good for you then
its nothing really, just two closet homosex rolling for a bad trap waifu
talking about movies, whats with all the new shooped famous movie pics?
its just pretty cold windy and cloudy
so its just shit weather, and you i remember you saying that before, how its way too dry where you live
thanks i think i will need it
We never actually talked and it kinda makes me sad...hello!
Come to think of it I don't think my mother was even born in China
>only having friends so I can do this
I never told my mom for some reason, she still doesn't know. Another effect of her doing that was that my guns are always sore and swollen, and if I squeeze them blood comes out.
And no, grades were half test results half schoolwork
I don't recognize you tbh.
It's ok, I'm kinda new here! But I must admit that yo got the best waifu beside mine! She a cute~
Thanks!Your waifu is pretty cute as well, who is she?
Oh ya, for sure. Autoloans, it's what my red bike is on right now. Generally banks have far lower interest rates as well.
oh thats pretty weird, dont wanna mess around with this but i guess you two had a weird relationship then
but i never heard of that, but im sure it would have benefitted me greatly because i suck ass on tests
oh okay thats pretty sweet, but you have an ongoing loan and already making a new one?
whats the interest rate then?
She's Taiga from Toradora <3
I was just kind of scared to tell her for some reason, especially because if I did, it meant I would have to go back.
I was great at tests, but terrible at everything else so I usually came out with a low 70 for most classes.I got 100s in Theater Tech though, that was a great class.
A cute! My waifu is Galil, from Upotte.She's a gun.
ARM is 10/10, that's the one I'm trying to find.
I plan on selling the red bike at my earliest convenience, so I'll have that loan done with. Then I'll only have to focus on this one.
Interest rates for the bank loans are pretty damn low to be honest. Like, 1-3% tops.
yea you were pretty young, still sucks man but i understand
never heard of teather tech? but 100 is pretty sick
what is it?
oh okay thats a good idea, already put and ad up?
thats pretty nice indeed
im pretty meh
wanna play some league or something else?
Oh, these? I got bored yesterday and found out my school had a pretty good photo editing software.
Thought Id add some new stuff
We could use the rain or snow back
I miss it bad
Nah, odds are I'ma bite the bullet and sell it back to the dealership. Then I'll just have to take the hit of whatever money I still owe on the Loan at that point. But I won't have to worry about that loan anymore after that.
hah theyre pretty funny
also good job on them, i suck at shooping so everything is impressive to me
yea i miss snow as well, it used to be here at least 10 inches every year but last 3 years nothing
oh they take it back? what price do you think you can ask for it there? yea its pretty smart i guess, a bike less though
Its been el nino these past few years,they say its gonna get pretty bad these next few winters
And thank you!
It was dead from the beggining.
People bumping it care
People saying you should let it die quietly care
People telling that they don't care? They care
What a dull thread
Ya, they'll buy it back. Hoping at least $2800. Then all I'll have to pay is $500 out of pocket and that loan will be over with.
Racist, just because she's Chinese doesn't mean she was born in China
>jk I would see why you have such an assumption
You're replying, so it's quite a paradox
If you feel the need to point out that noone cares, you pretty much care enough to do that
Yes, your statement that you don't matter is pretty true because you seem to care for your reputation too much that you're not using your waifu while posting
Even insulting me on the internet and telling shows that you care
Still, I suppose I shouldnt of assumed.
The majority of chinese folk I know are from China, as I live in a college town
Aww you want some attention lil guy?
Damn that sucks by bad you mean no snow or a heck of a lot?
That's still quite a lot and then you'll another loan
I mean I definitely know where all your money is going
None, I love the cold!
It changes my whole wardrobe and I love it!
Since were posting our waifu's in this thread.
... I love you too son. Sorry I wasn't there for you growing up. Sucks you became a fucking queer, and I still think killing yourself would be a good idea, but I guess I'm to blame for this.
How about you kill yourself, and I'll come home and give you a big hug.
Hi hi. Your day been good? Mine was pretty fucking good.
Looks like going to bed early was a good idea for you.
Mine has been a little annoying, it's 40ºC and I'm having the usual troubles setting things up in win10. At least I didn't run up to a bug so far.
>inb4 40ºC is nothing
You'd assume it was going to the loan. But if it was, I'd have it more paid off than this.
Yes, yes it was. I really needed it and I ended up sleeping enough.
40C is nothing tho :^)
What's it doing now? Sending the verification email of your email to your email?
>distant explosion noises
KOKORO KOKORO KOKORO KOKORO KOKORO
stay away from mai waifu normies
Ayyyy. Day goin well?
Yeah dude definitely, it's bangin.
Just came back from my friend's place, he's got a gnarly apartment. Watched videos and played games and my other friends came and started blazing. Shit was lit and fucking great.
Classes weer good too.
>Yes, yes it was. I really needed it and I ended up sleeping enough.
So, do you plan to go to sleep roughly at the same time everyday? It feels kinda early but I understand. Not everyone is a filthy NEET.
>Sending the verification email of your email to your email?
Good news is I managed to restore my skype account, all I had to do was smash my head against a wall and do the most counter-logical procedure five times.
>What's it doing now?
It's protecting me from things that I don't need protection, I can't disable UAC for a single program, it's either all or nothing.
I'm sorry master, but I need to leave for driving practice now.
Oh sucks I wonder how it'll be here this year
Yea I love winter as well it has a lot of holidays here, one if which my birthday
Oh haha then stop being an asshole on the road it costs money
>Brb walking doggo
yep , 4chan , anime and day drinking my days a real winner
I do, but that's why I want you to play with me earlier.
>all I had to do was smash my head against the wall
Oh my god I did not expect this, laffin hard. I'll ask you about this when I get back.
Explain UAC too.
Goodbye pet, do well.
That sounds alright, dude. Enjoying it?
Damn, sounds like you're having the REAL college experience. Any togas yet?
Ehhhh?! I'm not!
If I can maintain control over her I'll go with Esdeath.
Why do you still show up here? You don't like anyone here, yes?
Esdeath's already been claimed dude, sorry about that. Nobody can really stop you but it'd be nice if you didn't pick her from now.
A lot of 90s/00s movies had Toga parties aty college.
Because I'm curious, it's human nature, yes? You gave an answer relating to chaos last time, I want to see if you'd like to tell me the truth this time.
Who are you?
What the hell? Literally never heard of it before. No we didn't have one.
Why togas tho?
If there was a point in anything I did, I'd have a higher sense of purpose
How are you?
LEts be real animal house started the toga thing and that was out in the 70s
Dad why didn't you just tell me? I talked to you literally minutes ago.
Then I'm sure you did, around two months ago. I asked you why are you here and you said you enjoy the chaos.
Would you like to tell me why you're actually here?
Yo dude I'm doing pretty great, was a pretty gnarly day, how about you?
Because TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!
Dude did you shred the gnar? How's school?
I'm watching the rest of future diary and SUCKING FUCKING ASS WITH LUX. Like i hate myself right now.
Yeah I think you're a bit confused
I never got the word 'edge' just seems like an purpose insult with no real point to me
I saw it, but I'd like to ask him himself, I know Johan labels his pictures but I want to see what his answer is. Nothing to lose, yes?
How it do fam
I wish yo, the only thing that ends up on the skateboard is my face.
School is great dude, all my professors are good except some pedo dude for math and a really boring one for economics.
But dad, I don't have a sister.
I had a feeling, so why are you here?
Reply with Johan A for your next post if you don't mind please, just to be sure.
>going 150mph on a bike
>no an asshole
nah i was kidding but you drive pretty rekkles from what you told me
Aha! Tripfag Karen!
How are you doing dude? Got that tree out of your house?
Not going to say, then? Just sitting around?
Pretty fucking good actually, happiest I've been in a bit. Gonna go play some War Thunder in a bit.
Hey, I signal EVERY single lane switch, even if no one is around. Never tailgate, or ride peoples asses unless I don't really have much a choice, and have never cut someone off. I may be a reckless speed demon, but I am not an asshole.
>Holy shit now THIS was a super good game!
>Me and this other Destroyer were just a tag team, going around and managed to down 5 ships together.
That's good to hear at least, I've been well and all too I guess.
Your waifus exist
Your waifu did 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo
damn did that trigger you? tbh i dont really care but bikers that go so fast are assholes in my book
still love you though dont worry
also no idea but goodjob!
I never even have to get here early to claim her.
Last image so you caan start the next thread