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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Halt! We have reports that there are Jews in this area possessing dubs. Show us your singles, and you'll be free to go.
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Right away officer!
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o-only singles here
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>>702765236
>>702765334
Sorry to have bothered you, my Aryan compatriots! Be on your way now.
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No Jew here.
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I'm clean, good sir.
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Here man
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only singles, I swear
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>>702765118
oi im not a jew, i swear
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Yes, officer
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I think you'll find that I have the correct singles.
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>>702767022
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>>702767022
HANS. WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE.
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I'm no Jew. Heil hitler!
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>>702765118
Here you go sir. Heil Hitler!
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>>702767105
No, please! I have a family!
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>>702767373
YOU HAD A FAMILY, JUDE. TIME TO JOIN THEIR ASH PILE.
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>>702767507
You monsters! I've done nothing wrong! PLEASE!
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>>702767631
HAVE NO FEAR CITIZEN *tears off shirt* FOR I AM JEWPERMANNNNN
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>>702765118

Listen pall, how dare you be such a narrow minded fool. We have more enemies than just the Jews.
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Lung livz ze masta race
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I ain't no jew
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he...here you go sir
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I'm not Jew, sir.
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>>702768100
Into the furnace you go Jew
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>>702768100
HINSEHEN!!!
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I ain't no Jew.
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Officer please! There are no jews in Flavor-town!
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Say hello to my little dubs nazi pig
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I may be gay, but I ain't a jew
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I am not a filthy Jew.
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I'm a Jew, and there is nothing you can do to stop me from having singles, or posting in this thread. Hitler loved it when I pissed in his mouth.
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Dont want any trouble officer
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Fuck you nazi asshole! I am proud of being a Jew!
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*whips out uncircumcised dick*
DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW TO YOU COMRADE
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>>702765118
Heil
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Non here, keep moving.
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>>702768654
Kike
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>>702768669
>> gets shot for being a commie
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>>702768993
fUCK
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>>702768993
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Jews are gay
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>>702769255
>WE FOUND ONE BOYS!
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Will this stop take long, officer? I have to get home to my blue eyed children
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I'm poor
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>>702769255
To the chambers you go goyim
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You close minded fools are the laughing stock of civil society.
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>>702769422

Just like a Jew to rat out his own kind when the RWDS show up!
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>>702769422
Another Jew in DISGUISE!!! Guards seize him
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Sieg Heil!
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Hi offizer, heil de führer
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>>702769544
FOUND HIM! GET HIM NOW!
>>702769577
Only an answer a JEW would try to give!!!!
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Okay this is fucking crap. Why make a thread on Jewish people? What the actual fuck dude? As a race they have suffered enough discrimination already. You stupid faggots are part of the fucking problem kek
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>>702769544
And you are soon to be ashes
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>>702765118
No Dubs here Hauptstrumfuhrer
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>>702769855
TRAITORRRRR
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>>702769735
Judaism is a religion, being Hebrew is a disorder.
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>>702769577
I was the false hitler all along. The Jews have infected me. Run brothers
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>>702769707
I will die with pride, knowing I have done nothing wrong, and spent my life as a good citizen. You all will live as spineless cowards, satisfied only when preying upon others with less power. I pitty you all.
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>>702769735
Sounds like a Jew....but no dubs
NEIN WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED
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>>702765118
i a m n o t a j e w , m r n a z i m a n
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>>702769999
Mein god
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>>702769999
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>>702769999
Quads are incapable of lying
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>>702769968
No. We also have gas chambers.
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>>702769999
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
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>>702769735
This. I'm a proud Jew, haven't done shit wrong, and am absolutely amazed by the crazy bullshit Jew hating cowards push. I pay my taxes, live a modest life, and help others whenever I can. Jews are no different than any other folk.
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>>702769999
YOU ARE THE TRUE IMPOSTER. HOW DID THIS MAN GET INTO OUR RANKS? THOSE QUADS ARE OBVIOUS!! SEIZE HIM BOYS!
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silly goyim
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>>702769999
MEGAJEW DETECTED, HOLY SHIT
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>>702770208
Sounds like something a super Jew would say
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>>702770208
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I assure you, im aryan
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>>702769999
NEIN IT'S A MEGA JEWWWWWWW
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>>702770344
Merchant, you're going down
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>>702770344
Jews turning on Jews. What is this sorcery?
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>>702769999
GIGA JEW IS LOOSE AGAIN! GET THE CLUB!!!
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Sheiit
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>>702770344
Back to auschwitz with you
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DEEZ MOFUQQINQ NUTZ
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>>702769999
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You'll never get my shekels!
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Ja, ja. Nien I have no dubs, trips of any kind...Good luck!
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sure thang
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I'm going to keep my money!
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Danke mien fuher
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>>702765118
Oy vey!
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>>702765118
>be me
>be camp gas master
>one day, be out of zyklon b
>oh fuck ohhhhhfuck
>~remember~
>run to the kichen. bingo!
>get the goods back to the ''bathing house''
>made it just in time,
>ok lets do this
>open zyklon b hole
>yep full of starving jews
>pour in giant sack of rice
>they eat it. they eat it alllll
>tell the guards to open the door, open the gate an' let them leave
>they protest but i outrank them
>they leave
>it starts slowly
>pop*...... pop*...pop*.poppoppopopopopopo
>jew guts all over the place
>another joob well done
>the guards look on in a gaze of pure amazememt
>guards turns to me. ''how the hell'' they ask

me: well, jews are rats right?
guards: yes
me: and pigeons are the rats of the sky right?
guard: yes?
me: well you dont give pigeons rice kuz. pigeon bellys cant handle the rice when it will expand
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Ill just be going now
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>>702765118
Just off to fight the bolsheviks
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>>702769999
Looks like we found ourselves a Rothschild. I'll be taking you to the gas chambers personally.
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>>702775355
Scheisse must find attic
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>>702774269
Sweet jesus
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J-j-just singles, boss.
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>>702765118
No dubs here officer
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>>702765118
I'M MUSLIM! LET ME PASS!
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Never jew
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Nazi Schwine
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>>702765118
sturmbannführer
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>>702765118
Nicht mir, bruderen
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:^)
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I have a normal sized nose
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Ich bin ine berliner
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I want to die :^)
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No Jew here!
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>>702765118
Dubs? What dubs ?
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>>702777477
JEW!!!!!!!
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Dont worry, I'm a pure german, my wife also, we are just going to our family in Hamburg.
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Iam not a jew
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>>702765118
only trips 88
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>>702765118
Not a jew
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>>702765118
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OY
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>>702779683
VEY
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Here you go
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>>702779697
NIGGER
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Of course officer.
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Oy vey, goy let me pass
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Oi
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I'm no jew :) dritte reich master race
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>>702765118

I am one of you, look at these singles!
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Heil hitler
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here you are
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>>702765118
Glory to the fatherland
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I am no jew
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>>702767022
Sir, you must be processed further. Please have a seat with the others on the ground.
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>>702765118
Just passing through
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>>702765118
I didndu nuffin
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>>702765118
Don't vorry Franz

Ze Führer should have written my name down on ze list.

Sieg Heil!
Das Dritte Reich weitere 1000 Jahren!
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>>702765118
You already took all the jews here sir
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Niggas be lookin for crookass jews in da wrong hood
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All clean here.
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No really, im a a austrian hun.. i swear it.
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>>702765118
nup
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>>702765118
Not me
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Let me pass now!
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>>702781227
Shut the fuck up you slimy goyim.

You must have mice problems at home.
Your dubs fell out of your pocket.
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Kein problem
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Eyyyy
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Seig Heil?
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Kekerino
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>>702765118
Ach nein, mein kampf
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Ich ist Deutsch! Heil Hitler.
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>>702765118
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Jawohl, herr kommandant
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>>702780322
JUDEN!
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yes sir
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dont hurt me officer
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Jäger der jüden! Seig heil!
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>>702783333
Ultra new?
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zeig heil!
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Checkle muh shekels
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>>702784144
Uhoh
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