Secrets thread! Post your secrets and confessions, /b/
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Secrets thread!
Post your secrets and confessions, /b/
I bump dying threads
>>702763300
moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my my moms car
>>702763714
I miss the real slender actually.
>>702763886
i miss bush
>>702764233
I think I missed bush. What was his/her deal?
I jacked and suckedy older cousin off when I was a kid
>>702764402
he did 9/11 but he was white and a man and he was best prez ever
>>702764486
>when I was a kid
so yesterday?
>>702764486
you male or female?
if male did he return the favour?
Last New Years Eve I was at my friend's house party. At about 2AM my friend heads off to bed and his wife and a few other people are still up.
His wife and I go outside for a smoke and she end up going down on me around the side of their house. I came in her mouth and she swollowed.
The next day when I sobered up and remembered what happened I had tremendous guilt. Never told my friend and she and I hasn't brought it up since.
>>702764536
Mmmm about 10 years ago, I'm 20 now
>>702764579
The last party I went to I kept trying to convince my best friends wife to spike his drink with his Xanax so me and her could fuck, and kept grabbing her ass when nobody was looking. She wanted to but was afraid she'd hurt him physically so she didnt. I pretended I didn't remember it at all the next day.
I've spent an embarrassingly large amount of time on omegle looking to bust a nut.
>>702764574
Male and nope it happed a few times want a story?
My mother and father had procreational sex, and I'm not afraid to admit it!
>>702764924
sure
>>702763714
if you're a redheaded chick I was coming here to confess to it
>>702764876
Ever make any other attempts or get nudes or anything? Obviously she's interested.
my secret is that i tend to act politely to people whom i have a grudge with without their knowledge that i am angry at them. but deep inside i have evil thoughts thoughts and plans for them to get my revenge.
>>702764993
My mother and me had secret drunken sex and I've admitted it to nobody but /b/. She doesn't remember it and it was before the smartphone Era so I had no blackmail for continued endeavors
>>702763886
I know you do QG
>>702765216
Those thoughts are nothing unless action is taken. Strike down your enemies, anon. Dance in their entrails, gorge on their despair.
>>702765310
guessing this is a random lurker and not her. hi anon.
>>702765166
Oh yeah we've sexted and traded pics a lot. I feel guilty somewhat but he is a shitty husband and father even though he's a great friend, and technically I had her first. She wanted me and I didn't want a relationship so I pawned her to him. Never dreamt they'd get married. Now that all he does is drink and play Playstation all day she is always dying to get fucked by anyone who will take the risk.
I'm a furfag
>>702765420
correct. haven't been around for a few weeks, anything interesting happen?
>>702764924
If you haven't already, I'd be interested
>>702765524
This will not end well, anon.
I once as an army cadet pissed into portable iron and started steaming piss all around a military base that we were using as a camp. Specifically in the laundry room and my barracks block. I was strictly told off by officers who could not stop laughing. The place smelled like my piss for a good hour or two.
I want to cross dress badly but I'm to socially awkward and paranoid to do it.
>>702765626
nah, only been back for a couple of days myself.
For my niece's 11th bday I bought her $250 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie and such.
>>702765342
Always good to see someone giving real, true advice instead the candy ass bullshit they spoon feed everyone
>>702765626
actually Anx popped in yesterday. she went to Russia with bf and seems like she's doing great.
>>702765524
Pics or it didn't happen
>>702764917
any luck?
>>702765659
Yeah it will end fucking fine because I never did anything with her and told her we needed to stop because he is my best friend regardless of the impulses me and her have. They are working on their marriage professionally now so I've pretty much just quit talking to her and stuck by him. We had drifted apart when the shady shit was going down but we had a rekindle of our friendship.
>>702765780
Fuck yeah dude. I know your lying but that's still fucking awesome
>>702765780
Thats so fucking creepy, Did you give it to her infront of everyone?
>>702765780
Did you get her to model it for you?
>>702765922
Pic of you fucking a bitch or you're a faggot. That's what I thought. Go to bed wizard.
I fucked my best friend's mom in his sister's bedroom and came in her pussy.
OK, well here is the first time it happened. I was chilling in my treehouse I'm like 9 and look up to him he's like 16 he joins me in the treehouse were a bit away from the house so no ones around he starts talking to me and asking me questions about my dads porn I was like hell yay I looked at it. He was like well I could use some help I didn't know any better so I'm like OK! How he pulls out his cock and shows me how to jerk him off so I do it, it feels like a long time my hand starts to hurt then he cums I'm like ewww wtf dude! He laughs and cleans me up. Then tells me to keep this a secret who wants to here other times?
I'm a closet furry.
Renamon is my waifu.
I really want to fuck my aunt. we live alone together and ive tried before. whipped my dick out in front of her and asked her to show me her tits. She just went to bed. I have more details tho if you guys want
>>702765912
kek
seriously? her life is pretty fucking nuts. I'll give them a month or two.
never did get nudes from that girl
>>702765937
I was in a similar situation, however I was emotionally invested in my friend's girlfriend we had sex multiple times and we eventually told him because she was feeling extremely guilty. She was emotionally invested in me as well, but to say the least when things came out it didn't end well.
>>702765989
>>702766007
Really happened, took her and some friends to the mall, told her i'd buy her whatever she wanted for $300. It's what she wanted.
>>702763300
Is it wrong if i get turned on of that pic?
My secret, I uphold every law and still feel like a criminal :P
>>702765524
Care to post any of the pics? Also, bruh, fucking tap that. If she's desperate to ride a cock and you're already sexting, just fucking do it. You've already betrayed your friend, might well make it worth it. Seriously.
>>702765756
Do it, start small though. Find out your sizes online and order online. Or if you buy in store get a birthday card to go with it (oh yea, it's my friends/girlfriend birthday or whatever you want to say). Dress up alone your room see how it feels. If you like it, take the outfit when you travel and wear it there where no one you know will know.
>>702766096
sure post away
>>702766201
also, it's been over a week and her parents havent called to bitch at me yet so yeah...but i dont think she would rat me out, even if so i dgaf.
>>702766199
Yeah well I told him somewhat I didn't go into explicit details but I laid it out that before he ever heard it from her she was coming onto me and I played into it just said I was lonely and 99% of the time we had those conversations I was drunk and that nothing ever happened physically and that I was sorry but I couldn't keep it inside any longer and he was pretty cool about it.
>>702766148
Even a couple of months is good for teenage romance
>>702766203
it is what it is.
Ever seen anything more...?
>>702766387
over a week? You've been posting it for months.
>>702766072
the whole species is your waifu?
>>702766071
>too straightforward
>not enough detail
Make it a greentext there buddy, we need to know what kind of flooring there was and how it gently caressed your knees as you fondled his dick
>>702766684
months > week
stay in school
>>702766335
Thanks im going to start doing that from now on. I appreciate that.
>>702766593
Well, I'm glad it worked out for you and you didn't get emotionally invested like I did, he was willing to forgive me after I told I'm I had been fucking his girlfriend for the past 6 months but I turned him down on his offer of forgiveness because I really couldn't bear him being that much of a cuck. I lost a lot of friends because of that and more importantly I lost her, still pains me.
>>702765780
DID YOU GET HER TO MODEL IT FOR YOU?
I NEED TO KNOW
>>702766908
no but i have seen her wearing some of it since
I enjoy spanking girls for discipline or fun.
>>702766368
alright so
Basically shes the only woman in my life and whatever. She would always drop what I thought were hints she wanted to fuck. Like the subject of my dick would come up, and shed be like "oh sure your tiny dick haha" well one day we were drinking and she said something along those lines so I stood up and whipped out my dick and wiggled it around in front of her and shit.
So she gets this look on her face and she starts kinda nervously laughing I think? and going oh youre so weird blah blah. Then I asked her to show me her tits. and she just kept going on with the your so weird shit and then was gunna go up to bed and I started panicking but still kept going and walked up to her and hugged her on the side, my hard dick obviously poking into her leg and was like Cmon lets fuck kinda thing. and again just kept going on about how weird I am, she went to lay down, I followed her into her room and showed her my dick and asked her if she thought it was big or small while im hard. She said yeah its big its bigger than Her old fuckbuddy,
I still kinda think she wants to fuck but shes just holding back because family
>>702766813
>I really couldn't bear him being that much of a cuck
is that what you said to him
>>702763300
>when the FBI runs out of intel sources
I've been on HRT for 3 months and haven't really told anyone yet.
>>702767135
I mean in a much more demeaning manor, yeah. Kek
>>702767186
budget cuts hurt. thanks obama
>>702766979
For shame anon.
(Was it nice though?)
>>702765163
underrated as fuck. Goddamn sides.
>>702766800
NP homie, I don't CD myself by don't let others stop you from being you.
>DontLetYourDreamsBeDreams.gif
>>702767706
Agreed, anon shouldn't be constrained by social norms.
>>702767192
Hrt?
>>702767855
Female hormonal medication for like menopaus and shit.
>>702767855
Hormone Replacement Therapy.
>>702767855
where the fuck do you newfags come from?
>>702767950
Or
>>702767956
Why?
Story?
>>702768039
From 9gag
>>702768065
Anon wants to be a tranny
>>702767855
>>702768039
>>702768065
Born with penis and no boobs.
Wanted vagina and boobs.
HRT assists in this.
Afraid of public locker rooms, cannot for the life of me change infront of others not even my parents. I avoid locker rooms at all costs even at school
>>702767664
Ive seen her in some of the thongs and pajama booty shorts, she looks good in them. She is cute, isnt shy, have seen her in her skimpy bikinis quite a bit, even nude a few times.
My secret is that I find the kids in OP's pic sexy.
>>702768215
Should have received spanking and no boobs.
>>702768316
Good taste.
My first time with another guy was the most incredible sex I've ever had. It was with my best friend, in his bathroom, while we were rolling our fucking faces off on E... while both our girlfriends were right through the door in his room.
>>702768404
I'll take a spanking and boobs :D
>>702768450
That's kind of gay
>>702763300
I think Pablo Escobar look like fagit
>>702768257
I remember being 12, it's ok, lots of kids your age feel the same way.
>>702768516
One every day till the present and maybe, maybe you will gain bonus boobs.
The first time i ever had a sexual experience was with this guy, ima guy aswell. But, we were both high, and buzzed. We did this in two seprate occasions, i honestly didn't enjoy it. Not because I'm not gay, just because I dont like him. That's one of the things I really regret in my.life.
>>702768589
Makes me misty eyed with nostalgia.
>>702766691
I'm a newfag, sorry not quite sure how to greentext. But I will go into detail if you like. The second time it happens was a night he was "baby sitting" me my mom and dad leave and we are sitting in the living room watching cartoons forgot what was on something dumb wasn't much into it he gets up and looks at me I look at him and he asks if I wanna watch a porn with him I was like you bright a DVD?! I was exited we went to my room I had a vhs/DVD player he pops it in and we sit down it was a daddy daughter one I was getting a little exited he starts rubbing his cock over his pants I kinda watch him and copy then he laughs a little and I look up he asked if I wanted to help again I was like yea OK so he pulled out his soft cock and I slowly took it and squeezed it slowly pulling on it. He started to grow in my hand he moaned softly then looked at me " can you do that? He asked boring to the TV I looked at it she was giving the guy head I was like ummmm idk so he just pushed my head down " just suck like her" he said so I did he browned cuz I was using teath he pulled me off and told me to use my lips to cover my teeth so I did and I started sucking him he kinda played with NY balls but didn't really do anything as I was sucking he finnaly came and pushed my head down on his cock I took all of it he wasn't very big but I do remember his cum was kinda salty I swelled it and then pulled back he then cuddled me for like an hour then cleaned me up gave me a bath then I went to be >>702766691
>>702768450
>had sex with guy
>didn't have foursome with girls
so you're not bi, you're full-fledged gay?
>>702763300
i cheat on my gf regularly with women and men
>>702768257
I understand. Are you ashamed of your body or is it that you feel very strongly it should be for your eyes only? How old are you now?
>friend leaves phone with me twice
>scroll through gallery both times (no nudes but damn close)
>snap the pics on her phone with mine and go fap
>feel like I could do it again
I feel like absolutely terrible scum
I had a pet rat, and he was getting sick and losing weight. I didn't tell my parents that he was getting sick and I didn't want to be the one who owned him when he inevitably died because I didn't want a lecture from my dad about responsibility or something like that, so I gifted him to my sister for her birthday. The rat died like two weeks later, and she was the one who got in hot water for 'neglecting' him.
I have the option to ruin my ex's life, including her family. Just waiting till I have solid proof of her cheating, then it's going down.
>>702768746
They would not have liked the idea. We definitely did like the idea. Besides, we had fucked them hundreds of times. We wanted a new experience.
>>702769152
Brilliant, anon.
>>702768887
how do u meet them?
>>702768257
how do you feel about whipping it out in front of other men at urinals?
>>702769250
Not to great, I avoid urinals as well
>>702769299
...you idiot.
>>702768988
next time:
>plug it into your computer
>hit the 'trust this computer' button on phone
>copy over entire directory
>enjoy fapping to higher quality images without leaving evidence
after that, it'll mount on your computer even if it's locked and they've changed the passcode.
>>702769299
You gon' get banned, bud. See ya in a few months, anon.
>>702769299
It's okay. I'm sure there are reasons and that's okay. You'd be surprised at how 'normal' or common your body is compared to your peers. Did you ever experiment with another boy (or girl) when you were younger? Were you ever made to bare a part of your body by parents or other adults that could have made this 10x worse"
I had a secret thing going on with a sexy sadistic bitch that used me as an outlet for her urges. This lasted a good 6 months before she moved away. The weirdest part is that she still dated while it was happening
>>702768988
i did this with my best friend and found his gf's nudes.. mucho faps, no regrets
my god those boobs..
>>702763300
The first time I posted this I was such a newfag. Back in 2007, and my life was pretty good. Now it's 2016 and 4chan has literally ruined my life.
Brings back memories of a more simple time. Thank you, anon.
>>702769186
i've jacked off a hundred times. why don't i rub my dick with sandpaper - i want a new experience
>>702766813
Any way u can post her initials? Sounds like what happened to some one i kno
Everyone else is, so may as well.
I've spent over 3K on escorts since the beginning of this year.
Been single for over 3 years and while I don't particularly like it, it's better than trying to date and acting like I give a damn about someone else. I still live with my mom (sucks, of course) but I don't know much about her other than name, birthday (not birth year), place of birth, and some food she likes. I feel like its getting harder and harder to put up my front of "caring" when all I want is Wi-Fi and not a single human being around for 100 miles.
>I'm kind of just ranting at this point, but still stuff maybe 1 other person knows
Been jerking it since I was maybe 12 an 23 now, 1-2 times/daily, pretty much cocaine level addiction and can't really stop. Tried multiple times but it's hard (hehe)
I've been working basically since 13 mowing lawns (plot twist: I'm white), grocery stores, etc, but I'm basically flat broke since I never learned financial responsibility (got hard financially with fam within last year) so it's a pain to try and manage cash flow, but I'm actually kind of learning.
I may say a lot of things make me happy, but the only thing that truly does that is my motorcycle (currently having electrical problems :(
I have work in 5 1/2 hours, but I can't sleep for whatever reason. I usually sleep a solid 10+ hours and take a nap during the day, so I might have a problem, but whatever.
>>702769662
Post yours.
>>702769567
share please
>>702768729
>I'm a newfag
stopped reading there
>>702763714
vroom vroom
>>702769443
>>702769567
I just feel really bad since she's a really good friend and trusts me
>>702769709
>I've spent over 3K on escorts since the beginning of this year
>lives with mom
what the fuck, anon? what do you do for work to have that kind of money to waste on prostitutes, but not to rent your own place in the middle of nowhere?
I fucked my cousins (all 3) when they were too young to bitch about it.
>>702768215
I personally don't agree with what you want, but thanks for enlightening me.
>>702769567
former roommate of mine kept videos of him and his girlfriend fucking and shit on an external hard drive
fucking retard
couple dozen videos
>i don't give enough fucks to do anything with them, since uploading/sharing them would be a pain in the ass
>gf is hot too
>>702768299
Awesome
Anything that you'd be into or just kind of letting her do her thing and you're being that "cool" relative that just does stuff?
>>702769917
It's what they're there for, right? Like learning to ride a bicycle.
>>702770051
Pretty much.. forgot how to ride two times so had to learn. Again somehow.
>>702770042
what about sharing over kik?
>>702769894
you'll feel bad about it a few times, but the urges dont go away. just make sure you don't get caught, keep them to yourself, and you can indulge the hobby guilt-free as much as you want.
I've been doing it for over a decade now to pretty much every woman in my life that I can. I've got nudes of 15 or so friends and 50+ people I've worked with.
I turned a god fearing Texan married woman into a vegetable slut who fucks me online. Now I have gigabytes of her fucking veges on my computer.
>>702770176
>vegetable slut
>slut can walk
Very disappointed.
>>702770132
>sharing over kik
>23 GB
kik? more like kek
>>702770176
does she get aroused with veggietales?
>>702770176
Kat?
Fat, sweaty smelly landwhales with double chins, glasses and fat rolls turn me on more than hot chicks
I wish i was joking
>>702769723
Or post the initials of the girl you think it is.
>>702768988
post them.
>>702770266
Some days she has trouble
>>702769574
how has it ruined your life anon?
>>702769917
how young is that, anon?
>>702769914
Forgot to include that part. Grandpa died, got 8K inheritance. Used 2K to get help get my bike and the rest was used in the moved.
Also California fag, so rent is crazy expensive. Studio apartment, cheapest I found anyway, $980/month not including utilities, first/last month, deposit, application fees, etc
>>702770156
My body starts shaking thinking about it
>>702770446
I deleted them instantly and then regretted that as much as actually fapping
>>702770480
the ground in Africa could've eaten that woman. sheesh
I'm dating a 16 yr old I'm 18 godi feel like a paedophile
>>702770582
5 until they were about 8 I guess? 8 was much better than 5 for sure. They could ofc say something but at that age it was easy to scare them.
>>702770047
Im totally fine with just being the cool uncle, we are pretty close and id never do anything to damage our relationship. When she was younger I would let her shower with me but it's been a few years and I think she isnt interested in that anymore but she still doesnt care if I see her naked
>>702770330
I think so =)
>>702770702
Legal in UK so who cares...
>>702770620
i've thought about moving to california, but saw how insane rent is there.
why the fuck is rent so high? just because everyone wants to move there? if you're not living near the beach, i don't understand what the big appeal is. people should have an exodus to florida.
also, how do young people in general get out? given the high property values, what do kids do when they turn 18? is an insane number of kids living at home until someone in the family dies and they bequeath their house?
>>702770777
Legal in most US states too. Also fine set of trips.
>>702770777
and in most of the world and lots of US states.
just cos 4chin says 16 is underaged doesn't mean the law agrees.
>>702770769
that fat fucking chin. even more hilarious than the thunder thights
>>702770754
Alright
>>702770633
I feel like I know who you are.
>>702769723
Is it LS by chance?
>>702770866
Didn't know that. Pretty cool. And thanks
>>702770898
Most websites say under 18 is wrong. Most websites are stupid...
>>702770995
Yes...
>>702767107
That's so hot. She def wants it
>>702771035
Rip this anon
>>702770950
If we're both in Wisconsin, then possibly
>>702770995
Nope, EB. A lot of people involved in it, are also lurkers so I thought maybe you'd actually be someone I know.
>>702771035
Well go ahead and post of her if its who it is, cause if it is thats pretty dam awesome
>>702770737
I do this because I got a micro dick with mad ppp so... Hard to get any
>>702764233
George?
>>702770916
Thanks /b/ro
>>702771035
Not real anon, lmao.
>>702770925
I'll admit i think she is very pretty though, has perfect little ass
>>702771133>>702771035
Now i got 2 people replying? Great
>>702771265
Trololol :)
I was responsible for what happened to Mother Base.
>>702771386
please kill yourself or look after your son like a normal parent so he doesn't turn into a weeaboo
>>702770858
A number of places were cheap to live in, Sacramento use to be inexpensive place to live. Until it wasn't....The population is getting bigger and they are running out of places where it's remotely next to big cities and still attractive to work and live in.
>>702763300
that looks more like a fantasy thread than a secrets thread. lel
>>702770858
I'd say don't here for 2 big reasons. Maybe more actually.
>1, gun laws crazy strict here. New laws being passed beginning of next year makes it even more strict. Background checks every time you buy ammo, no selling of guns at all or even loaning it out (basically if you buy a gun, once the transaction is complete, no one but you can touch the gun for ANY reason)
>2, taxes here are ridiculous. I work 40 hours at $12/hr. That's $480 a week. I get after taxes 335 usually. Seriously, the city workers better be wiping my ass if I pay that much in taxes multiplied by the over 350,000 people in my fucking city.
But yea, the only people I know who "own" houses are the stupidly old people who haven't died and passed their house down to kids, or the kids who have rich parents posting for everything so when they finish college they can buy a house in a different place. Seriously, the place next to me, a 1 story 3 bed 1 1/2 bath, tiny place for like a family of four sold for $975,000. The couple, and now eldest boy, work full time as nurses I think. You go 2 hours east, houses that look fucking huge 2 story actual "houses" $350,00 IF the market is "bad"
>>702769239
some are friends some are randoms and the net
I'm not really Big Boss.
>>702771812
no u
>>702771301
Aw yea, that's what I'm talking about. I have young cousins/nieces but they're all to far away. I have a few that have really nice attributes that you know will blossom into something amazing, but the young/innocent aspect doesn't last long
I fap thinking about Maisie Williams in a tight rubber dress and pacifier in her mouth while she is farting on my dick.
Fuck, i'm diamonds just typing that.
>>702764917
Omegle fucking sucks nowadays
>>702765216
Wow a Gemini
I just got back from climbing a water tower in the middle of the night with a couple of friends. It was pretty cool.
>>702772493
you monster!
>>702772493
kick ass anon how long did it take gilbert to find you?
>>702772058
I had my ex fart during sex. I know it couldn't be helped, but it really killed my boner. Like just saw grandma using grandpa's urn with his ashes to masterbate kind of boner killer. That was fun day. Gets better though, turns out her sister is close with her, and the sister had a talk with me about how much me losing my erection after a fart hurt my ex's feelings and how I should keep it up even if it smells.
Left without a choice, I did the only logical thing my brain could do...and left her ass right there and then
>>702768729
Anymore? To greentext you put a >
>See
>>702772725
We were making a lot of noise so I'm pretty sure the neighbors heard us. Not much of a secret I guess. Love that scene btw.
Thread is kill
I had sex with 3 of my cousins the 4th was to old and knew better i got caught but my uncle got blamed for it because I told them to say so, so I wouldn't get in trouble my family knows it was me but never talks about it and I wish I could have sex with them again 15 years later
>>702765912
Hi
>>702766148
Thanks
For the last few months ive been fucking a girl that already has a boyfriend. The last time i pounded her ass on their couch while she was waiting for him to get off work.
>>702770702
lol weak, when I was 26 and spannering a 14yo in the back of my car three times a week on the way home from her school. She started going on about being in a proper relationship and I bailed on it quick smart. Any v& can taste my set but you can never love my set.
>>702773507
anytime bro
I cum in my gfs food every day
>>702765342
i agree revenge is the spirit of justice if everyone went insane and rampaged every time they where wronged,boom perfect utopia
>>702773690
What makes you say we'll only last two months?
>>702772469
wow a retard,watch the cosmos episode "harmony of the worlds" for more information as to why you are a retard
I love grannies, older women that look their age. Would love nothing more than having them sit on my face for aged and piss on me.
No idea how to meet any though. Shit sucks.
>>702773942
age and prior mental state
keep taking your meds and we'll see
>>702774321
I am, and we will
>>702763300
My job involves 7 hours of watching netflix, 4chan, facebook, sleeping or fapping. Only one hour out of 8 I spend on actual work. Still getting paid fulltime. :D
I work with the FBI. Carry on :)
>>702765524
Proof?
