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Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.
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>>702761985
I know this is bait but they're gonna use this fatass as a battering ram. Nothing more nothing less
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>>702761985
Do they not teach the third amendment in schools anymore?
Anyhow I think the retard strength will make him useful as a pack mule too.
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>>702762128
Fuck off, you filthy civvie coward.
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>>702762430
Man I'm a little surprised the geneva convention allow the use of the mentally handicapped as cannon fodder.
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>>702761985
president baby?
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USMC 0311
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>>702762430
Timestamp bitch. You're still gonna be a battering ram. I bet they had lots of fun with you at bootcamp
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Army. 35F. Airborne. ETS 2014 . Fort Bragg.
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>>702761985
Will you fuck me too, daddy?
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>>702763396
Milk me daddy
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>>702761985
>Beard
>Way too fucking young to be a brigadier general
>Way too goddamned fat to be in the armed forces
>unbloused boots
>unit patch on wrong side
>collar is fucked up beyond belief

There's no way this guy is an actual soldier.
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>>702761985
>Slap your ass
I'd probably suck your dick if you did that.
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>>702761985
stolen valor waiting to happen
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>>702761985
>>702762430
Why is your collar popped? Why are your boots not laced on right? And what fucking rank IS that exactly? Please tell me your fat ass isn't serious with this shit. If there's ANY chance you're actually in the US Army I can see your ass pulling out that profile paper every time a DS decides to smoke your lard ass for being a disgusting fat body.
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>>702761985
The first time I posted this I was such a newfag. Back in 2007, and my life was pretty good. Now it's 2016 and 4chan has literally ruined my life.

Brings back memories of a more simple time. Thank you, anon.
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>>702762430
What the fuck anon?

Posting your CAC is a violation of opsec and can get you court martialed.

If your CO or shirt were to see that, you'd be fucked beyond belief.
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>>702763493
Yeah but maybe the army changed their policy on inbred autists
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>>702763493
You think? Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>702761985
Couldn't hack it in the real-world, so you had to become a welfare queen with others to literally tell you what to do, every waking second, huh, faggot?

Must suck to fail at life so badly that you have to suck on the government's teet, not only for food, of which you look like you require quite a lot, but also for instruction on literally every aspect of your existence.

>I can't be a functioning adult in society, please tell me what to do! WAAAHHHH!!!!

People that voluntarily enslave themselves for pathetic pay deserve to be treated as cannon fodder. Enjoy dying for the interests of multinational corporations, you human pile of fertilizer.
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OP here. I fight and die for the jew. fuck all of youz.
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>>702762430
making a fake cac is a felony, which is something a true o7 would know. enjoy CID coming to see you.
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>>702763713
>Brigadier General(BG) (One Star) O-7
Simple google search lol
But this is most likely a fake
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>>702762430
O7 my ass
more like
HAM-1
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americans have the ugliest uniforms and the fattest soldiers. Fuck!
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>>702764556
This is a troll post, retard. He's not actually in the Army.
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>>702762430
The picture isn't even you looking at a camera, it's you looking at your screen to make sure your webcam is taking a pic of your ugly mug, also a BG would be dressed in formal wear for any ID. Nice bait 5/7
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>>702761985
Who said I wouldn't enjoy you walking into my house, slapping my ass. Then sitting on my couch?
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>>702764430
Brigadier General is BGen on any Idea. Source: I'm a commissionaire with a forces contract and I make their ID's.
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>>702761985
Don't need to join the army to own a gun, faggot
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>>702761985
>cannon fodder
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>>702765024
also didn't know US army now hiring fat retards, but I guess as cannon fodder - ur good. :)
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>>702765362
You'd be surprised how many fat asses are in the army, we call them Desk Jockies.
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I'd ask ya to slap my ass harder you fuzzy little man peach
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>>702765505
Ha, lol.
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>>702762430
Brigadier general :D
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>>702765362
Have they ever hired anynother type of person? Fat retards make the best squishy fag bottoms
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>>702762992
What unit?
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>>702761985
Meh, I'm English. I'd be polite and offer you a cup of tea, I'd throw it in your face and while your running around screaming I'd trip you up roll you over and stamp on your neck.
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>>702767309
Are you partially weapons trained?
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>>702767393
Nope. But we have stiff upper lips so don't need weapons.
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>>702763395
Army. Airborne. 35N. Fort Bragg. ETS 2015
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>>702761985
Does this man not have any fucking knees?
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how are you going to walk into my house when the door is locked
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>>702761985
somewhere children are being trolled, and i feel nothing
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>>702761985
>I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.

Third amendment says I could do plenty. Second amendment says I could paint my living room with whatever brain you might have.
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>>702768094
sauce?
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>>702768094
>military
>brain
bwhahahaha
that was good.
you plan to go on tour with your jokes
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>>702762992
My friend is in boot. Sent him a box with army stickers on it
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Hi, I work for CID!
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>>702768301
4chan
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>>702762430
That CAC is either fake or shopped. Because no way in hell are you an O-7. Way to young and fat. Also what you did is a serious crime. Civilian or military.
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>>702768094
Gonna need sauce on this one
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>>702761985
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>>702761985
STOLEN VALOR
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>>702761985

No way a guy like that would finnish boot camp.
Im not a military myself but its quite obvious.
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Faggot ass implying shit
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>>702761985
>that collar
>the tops of those boots
>that rank

please be b8
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>>702761985
B8. Ive seen this 1000 times.
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>>702768695
he wasn't alone
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gg faggot
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>>702761985
The way the pants are shoved into the boot makes me want to scream.

Also, new Navy NWUs when? I hear they're going to be green and brown. I want to blend in with shrubbery.
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>>702762992
Hey faggot, if you're on Pendleton in Mateo or Horno we should drink
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>TFW everyone always told me the army was a fat man branch, tfw im not sure if this is serious.
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>>702769302
Is the Rodriguez in Korea?
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>>702762430
He is looking down to indicate selfie, thus indicating a fake ID.
There are only 230 brigadier generals in the us army. What are the odds that one of them is a fat kid who browses 4chan.
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>>702770170
and would boast about it when generals are kings of bureaucracy
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>>702761985
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>>702761985
Sure, O-7 you're making a fool of yourself.

>>702762430
Plus its illegal to fake and ID.
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>>702770365
Holy shit.
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>>702770365
very subtle but the page you shopped was a poor choice.
also
>homodepot
kek
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>>702770642
lel
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Fuck the military. I almost sold my soul to join those animals. I'm way too good a person to submit myself into be treated like a dog. That hierarchy brainwashing shit is dehumanizing.
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Real Fletcher?
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>>702770365
Haha YES dude.!
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This is copypasta, seen it before.

Last thread I saw with it proved it was fake from the Geneva Convention ID. Apparently on a real GC ID it'll say Geneva Convention(s) at the bottom rather than Geneva Convention.
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>>702762430
You are far too much of a fat piece of shit to be in the military. kill yourself
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>>702770482
It's also illegal to be a stupid nigger who gets baited, but here you are.
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>>702770642
I think it was the perfect choice.
>Money tab for Army Reserve
This was probably a douchetard that was super proud of his dad for being reserve so he was inspired to take these pics i his dad's old fatigues.
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>>702761985
on the 50th day I did not give a fuck.

You're as good as a human shield. Hope you soak up bullets well, fatass.
Also, if you were active duty, you wouldn't have that sperglord neckbeard.
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>>702761985
burger patrol
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>>702770922
idunno i seen some fatass poghs.. but then again i was never in the usmc
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>>702770983
it says army reserve pay chart on the html title lol.
not at all subtle.
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>>702770570
>>702770642
>>702770878
>>702770983

I thought the reserve page was a great choice. I wasn't trying to make it convincing retard. It was a 20 second joke at fat fuck cucks expense. Why are you hating on the home depot?

>>702771093
I never saw anyone that fat in the Army and I did it for 3 years,

>>702771107
I bet you autsists are real fun at parties.
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>>702761985
Fat fuck cant even kneel to tie his shoes, thats why the laces are like that. Fatass has to bruise his knees with his fat feet to tie them. He cant reach around fat to fix his collar. HopeItsBait/10 because i could whoop his ass if invaded by him because he cant use any weapon, obviously his fat fingers cant function as such.
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>>702761985
it's fake because facial hair and can't even do up shoes. Unless that's how shit the U.S. army actually is.
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Airsoft isn't a branch of the armed forces.
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>>702771223
im a perfectionist u fag.
stick to destroying chow, fatman.
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>>702771349
Then make your own nigger.
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>>702771107
I was pointing out why I thought that tab was the perfect choice, newfag. kys
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>>702771223
i was in active for 4,11b here. i deployed to the stan and everyone who went on combat operations got leaan as fuck. we had a supply guy named brass... he gained 90 lbs eating whoppers everyday at BAF. wasnt talking shit to you btw.
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when the chow absolutely, positively has to be DESTROYED overnight.
US Army
hooah
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>Not being in the air force
Fucking plebs, keks all over.
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>>702761985
>lances not tucked in
>collar not flattened
>baggy as fuck
Bought at a surplus store
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>>702771586
Lel I'm waiting for my ship date for BMT, should get it tomorrow or in a couple days
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>>702771586
>he watched top gun and joined the air force
>now he is a traffic controller, practically a civilian job but you get to play dress up
DANGER ZONE
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>>702771481
I'm not that it happens in some cases, I was just saying in a few years I never saw anyone close to being that fat. I doubt it is as common as the stereotype suggests.

>>702771586
chair force is probably the best choice. From the guys I have talked to it sounds like a better deal than the Army is.
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>>702761985
Kind of off topic, but does any anon have the greentext of the battle buddy rock that some guy had to carry around?
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>>702771642
not to mentioned brand fucking new, not seasoned at all. fat fuck probley hanges em up and has them enshrined.. what a fooking looser
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>>702771755
for sure, 95% were g2g. but there was always the fallout/remedial pt group lol aka pfc "cantgetright."
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Op is just some sad piece of shit
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>>702770365
>FELCHER
DYING
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I considered joining the army but realized that there was something wrong with every person I spoke with who was in the military. I realized that it was the deadeyed, humorless look in their eyes, as if I was talking to pod people.
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>>702772529
suggest you speak with marines then.
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>>702772632
Yeah then you'll see the same look but without brains
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>>702772734
Exactly.
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>>702773009
how about you go and try it and stop being an idiot who forms their opinions based on other people's.
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>>702771651
I leave in January. Going to miss the fuck out of my gf.
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>>702773085
Fucking same dude she's already crying over it. That and me having to shave the beard and cut my hair
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>>702773214
>>702773085
dw jody will take care of her
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>>702773301
Kill yourself.
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>>702773081
Fucking moron, I'm basing MY OPINION on my own experiences, you fucking nimrod.
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>>702769302
Fucking pog
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>>702773523
>Literally complimenting somebody
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How would you even pass your PT
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>>702762430
Compared that one to mine and holy shit they didnt even try to mimic the special details of CACs.
Dude in the picture is completely retarded.
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I can tell u what faking military is pathetic my grandfather was drafted into Vietnam when he was 18 and stayed in the military for 36 fucking years could u do that 702761985 fag
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>>702773301
Super kek.
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>>702773085
>>702773214
They'll be having sex with other men.
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>>702773676
How? Pogs are little bitches.
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>>702761985
i just graduated college should i join the airforce?
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>>702773865
Can you learn how to properly reply to a post?
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>>702761985
Bait
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>>702774059
not if youre stupid enough to ask 4chan for advice
usaf has enough of a laughing stock officer corps.
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Bald spot on your double chin
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>>702774059
Yes if you suck at life and need some where to go.
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>>702774059
do they just let everyone in the armed forces now?
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>>702773865
I dont want you to say shit unless you have served and can prove it via dd214 or retired vet card
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>>702774226
Anyone that is willing to get the military weenie for the first like 4 years at the minimum
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>>702774305
but you have to be some standard of fit, at least enough to pass PT
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>>702774488
passing a PFT is a joke i dont care what shape youre in
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>>702761985
but you could only do that if you were told to do it. Get back to making the oil price low for us, cannon fodder. Like a puppet on a string.
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>>702774555
I've heard of people failing it, this changes everything i thought i knew
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>>702774576
george carlin is that you?
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>>702774488
Yea but even then you can get waivered for certain activities.
Its only 50 something push ups 50 situps and a 16 min 2 mile standard which if you cant do you are a blob of nothing.
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>>702774644
if you fail a pft it's because you wanted to fail the pft
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>>702774688
They the type of nigga that wants out because they are tired of the weenie or they are a weenie
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>>702774688
i would definitely fail the running portion, so weak must die. But at least I'm not fat. I'd rather be weak than fat.
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>>702761985


WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PRIVATE PYLE??
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>>702772529
True. I see it when I look at my dad and brother
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Hey guys, high school senior here, just applied to the Naval Academy, gonna commission in the Marines after I graduate. Any advice for a new officer, other than not being a fat body and listening to my NCO's?
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>>702774059
No because wtf did you go to college for???? Do something with your education dumbass
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>>702761985
Fletcher this is not a threat but I would bitch slap you and make you cry like your Dad.
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>>702761985
Implying I wouldn't shoot you with my freedom guns.
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>>702761985
Lul
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>>702761985
You are welcome to try it, faggot. Let's see how military training fare against the power of science.
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>>702775333
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>>702761985
Id fight you
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>>702762430

Prepare your cockholster, Mary - you're gonna be some greasey skeezer's hot new date when he decides to stop giving himself a happy ending in the top bunk.
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>>702761985
The military does not allow beards, especially if you are taking a pic for your military ID. You fat fuck.
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>>702761985
Is that a lieutenant rank on you?
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OPs a fag
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>>702775932
no, that's Brigadier General. As if his collar, cuffs, and facial hair weren't attracting enough attention, he put on high-ranking patches lmao
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>>702761985
Lol army
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