Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.
Timestamp bitch. You're still gonna be a battering ram. I bet they had lots of fun with you at bootcamp
>Way too fucking young to be a brigadier general
>Way too goddamned fat to be in the armed forces
>unit patch on wrong side
>collar is fucked up beyond belief
There's no way this guy is an actual soldier.
Why is your collar popped? Why are your boots not laced on right? And what fucking rank IS that exactly? Please tell me your fat ass isn't serious with this shit. If there's ANY chance you're actually in the US Army I can see your ass pulling out that profile paper every time a DS decides to smoke your lard ass for being a disgusting fat body.
The first time I posted this I was such a newfag. Back in 2007, and my life was pretty good. Now it's 2016 and 4chan has literally ruined my life.
Brings back memories of a more simple time. Thank you, anon.
Couldn't hack it in the real-world, so you had to become a welfare queen with others to literally tell you what to do, every waking second, huh, faggot?
Must suck to fail at life so badly that you have to suck on the government's teet, not only for food, of which you look like you require quite a lot, but also for instruction on literally every aspect of your existence.
>I can't be a functioning adult in society, please tell me what to do! WAAAHHHH!!!!
People that voluntarily enslave themselves for pathetic pay deserve to be treated as cannon fodder. Enjoy dying for the interests of multinational corporations, you human pile of fertilizer.
The picture isn't even you looking at a camera, it's you looking at your screen to make sure your webcam is taking a pic of your ugly mug, also a BG would be dressed in formal wear for any ID. Nice bait 5/7
Who said I wouldn't enjoy you walking into my house, slapping my ass. Then sitting on my couch?
Meh, I'm English. I'd be polite and offer you a cup of tea, I'd throw it in your face and while your running around screaming I'd trip you up roll you over and stamp on your neck.
somewhere children are being trolled, and i feel nothing
>I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.
Third amendment says I could do plenty. Second amendment says I could paint my living room with whatever brain you might have.
>the tops of those boots
please be b8
He is looking down to indicate selfie, thus indicating a fake ID.
There are only 230 brigadier generals in the us army. What are the odds that one of them is a fat kid who browses 4chan.
This is copypasta, seen it before.
Last thread I saw with it proved it was fake from the Geneva Convention ID. Apparently on a real GC ID it'll say Geneva Convention(s) at the bottom rather than Geneva Convention.
You are far too much of a fat piece of shit to be in the military. kill yourself
I think it was the perfect choice.
>Money tab for Army Reserve
This was probably a douchetard that was super proud of his dad for being reserve so he was inspired to take these pics i his dad's old fatigues.
on the 50th day I did not give a fuck.
You're as good as a human shield. Hope you soak up bullets well, fatass.
Also, if you were active duty, you wouldn't have that sperglord neckbeard.
idunno i seen some fatass poghs.. but then again i was never in the usmc
I thought the reserve page was a great choice. I wasn't trying to make it convincing retard. It was a 20 second joke at fat fuck cucks expense. Why are you hating on the home depot?
I never saw anyone that fat in the Army and I did it for 3 years,
I bet you autsists are real fun at parties.
Fat fuck cant even kneel to tie his shoes, thats why the laces are like that. Fatass has to bruise his knees with his fat feet to tie them. He cant reach around fat to fix his collar. HopeItsBait/10 because i could whoop his ass if invaded by him because he cant use any weapon, obviously his fat fingers cant function as such.
i was in active for 4,11b here. i deployed to the stan and everyone who went on combat operations got leaan as fuck. we had a supply guy named brass... he gained 90 lbs eating whoppers everyday at BAF. wasnt talking shit to you btw.
>Not being in the air force
Fucking plebs, keks all over.
I'm not that it happens in some cases, I was just saying in a few years I never saw anyone close to being that fat. I doubt it is as common as the stereotype suggests.
chair force is probably the best choice. From the guys I have talked to it sounds like a better deal than the Army is.
I considered joining the army but realized that there was something wrong with every person I spoke with who was in the military. I realized that it was the deadeyed, humorless look in their eyes, as if I was talking to pod people.
i just graduated college should i join the airforce?
Can you learn how to properly reply to a post?
Yea but even then you can get waivered for certain activities.
Its only 50 something push ups 50 situps and a 16 min 2 mile standard which if you cant do you are a blob of nothing.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PRIVATE PYLE??
Hey guys, high school senior here, just applied to the Naval Academy, gonna commission in the Marines after I graduate. Any advice for a new officer, other than not being a fat body and listening to my NCO's?
You are welcome to try it, faggot. Let's see how military training fare against the power of science.