EXPOSED Celeb Thread!
Nip Slips / Upskirts / Etc.
Of Course, full nudity is totally acceptable.
M-My beautiful m-mistress wife Jessica Alba i-is desired b-by m-many m-men b-but she i-is in l-love w-with me... I-I always f-feel s-so h-happy thinking ab-about h-how w-wonderful she is and h-how lucky I-I am t-to have h-her... I-I also f-feel s-sad f-for all those unfortunates who w-will never kn-know what i-it is l-like t-to have s-such a-a wonderful creature a-at their b-back and c-call...
I-I guess a-a beautiful celeb w-wife i-is l-like the ultimate tr-trophy t-to display... As s-such i-it i-is always m-my pleasure t-to b-be o-on g-guard against other m-men who m-might try t-to to steal h-h-her away from me...
can we get some NON- Annoying posters in here to bump this shit?
We got you your favorite thing...
not really exposed,
A-Almost every time w-we g-go out there i-is s-some dude who i-is t-trying t-to p-put the moves o-on my lady... The boldest o-ones j-just completely ignore m-my presence and try t-to get real cl-close t-to her... S-Sometimes she actually l-looks l-like she enjoys i-it when sh-she s-sees them m-make such a b-big effort t-to g-get h-her b-but of c-course I-I am not amused a-at a-all...
I-I-I really d-don't know why w-with all m-my faults g-good s-sir she d-decided t-to choose m-me a-as h-her bosom buddy... Maybe I-I'm m-more o-of a-a lady's m-man than I-I thought... When i-it c-comes t-to sm-smooth talking I-I can s-say sometimes I-I have m-my m-moments...
I-I mean y-y-you got t-to be doing s-something right to get a jeweled woman l-l-like this... I-It c-can't be all l-luck... O-Or maybe s-something in her brain c-c-canceled itself out a-and she fell for me...
O-One thing I-I d-don't l-like is h-how she gets a l-l-little to close to h-her male fans wh-when they approach her i-i-in the street or wherever... I n-n-note they often let their hands w-wander around on h-her a little too much es-especially when they are t-taking a fan p-pic with her...
looks like women trying to look like whores for attention
you should be ashamed of yourself
NOBODY wants to see that
W-Well g-good s-sir that i-is another m-matter entirely; I-I know m-my 3 inch m-member w-won't b-be breaking any records b-but I-I always thought sm-smaller w-was b-better before I-I began t-to understand w-what w-woman really want...
pretty sure that just a look-a-like
she's too uptight to do nudes, let alone a 4-some
we're going off topic here.
Let's get this thread back on track!
that poster is just a faggot
I-I f-find i-it o-odd a-a lot of the m-men who c-come up t-to her start slinging their a-arms all over h-her and sh-she reacts a-as though she is c-cuddling w-with h-her b-beloved m-mother... I-I really e-expect h-her t-to b-be repulsed b-by the physical c-contact w-with these m-men, especially the o-odd one whose h-hands seem t-to disappear s-somewhere in her b-back end... She s-seems t-to put on the b-biggest smile and g-giggles d-during this close unwanted b-backside contact... I-I just h-hope his fingers aren't p-poking around where they d-don't belong, d-down her jeans, or between ch-cheeks...
Clearer view of her bush.
Personally I-I believe she i-is j-just b-being t-too n-nice when a h-handsome m-male fan or two approach u-us and ask f-for a pic w-with her... Sh-She seems to gr-grab them a-a l-little too close and of c-course their h-hands often disappear b-behind her f-for a-a few m-minutes while I busy my-myself with th-their cameras tr-trying t-to t-take the best s-set of p-pictures I-I can for them... O-One instance I-I remember was o-one young handsome m-man was taking a p-pic with her and a-as I-I was busy a few feet away getting a drink I-I s-saw them getting very close and she w-was smiling and giggling a lot as they em-embraced... Then b-by the time I-I got back sh-she seemed to be breathing r-rather heavily and her shirt seemed ruffled and untucked o-on her waist line o-on her backside like a-as though s-someone was digging inside her pants...
reported for requesting CP
The problem is: the posters are kids and they have to hide their nudey pics from daddy and mommy or they will get grounded.
Fucking underage fags
So you're saying we live in a world where people care enough about celebrity nudes enough they can recognize B-list actresses and pop stars from a blurry half-second face shot, yet cannot be fucked to name the file so they can find it later without looking at all of their thumbnails?
I-I know she d-didn't w-want t-to fall f-for m-me but those a-are the b-big l-life breaks and I-I'm gl-glad i-it all fell in place f-for me... I-I w-will confess t-to acting l-like an imp-devil d-doing everything t-to try and g-get h-her t-to n-notice m-me when I-I first approached h-her... And I-I d-did my b-best t-to pour sw-sweet w-words into h-her ears fr-from the m-moment w-we started t-to talk... I-I know I-I'm n-not in h-her cl-class b-but that d-didn't stop m-me fr-from trying m-my hand... N-Now h-having secured m-my p-position it's m-my t-turn t-to guard h-her fr-from all s-sorts of sw-sweet talking love birds...
How often do you get to use that picture? How good does it feel to hit browse and navigate to your pictures for very specific things that anger you folder? Fuckin dick
One thing that d-disturbs me i-is the way sh-she talks down to my member always calling i-it Little Miss Wilkens, fr-from a-a midget character in a 1980s movie... It's a-as if she d-doesn't like sm-small men...
G-Gawd damnit it Morty. No one n-needs your Faggotry *burp* right-right now. Go-go do something useful for Grandpa. F-Fucking faggot.
that's exactly what I planned
get that Mexicunt out of the thread.
She's not even OT!
What s-surprised m-me w-was the d-day she t-turned o-on me s-saying she was s-sick of m-my minor 3 incher and w-wanted m-more out of life than that... She s-said she w-wanted a-a real man who c-could f-fill her u-up completely...
again, not really exposed
The-The only thing you could fill up c-completely Morty. Is a cup of d-disappointment, Morty. Just like your Dad, Jerry. But you already know th-this *burp*
It's not domestic abuse if you don't live with them. domicile = home.
& she agreed to do the scene
she was paid
she was willing
her ass isn't big, it's just droopy. the cheeks hang down giving the illusion of a big ass
see, OP isn't always a faggot
got any nudes of your cousin?
25 images left,
but I need to fap & crash
Good thread, except for the stuttering autist
& the faggot pics
see you next time.
don't end my thread like that
you're white knighting like a fucking retard. if you tell someone you'll punch them in the face for money and they agree because they don't want to work and they think it's easy money. they can't complain that it hurt.
they knew it would suck, they agreed and took payment, they also talked it over and had it all explained/taped/contract. it's crazy how laid out for them the whole thing is. and to defend them is dumb as shit.
i myself don't get off on it, but i have zero pity for anyone involved.