EXPOSED Celeb Thread!
Nip Slips / Upskirts / Etc.
Of Course, full nudity is totally acceptable.
who is dis
>>702749831
>Filename
Newfag.
>>702749831
Kenshi from Street Fighter
![Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3WDFLSq.jpg "Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg")
M-My beautiful m-mistress wife Jessica Alba i-is desired b-by m-many m-men b-but she i-is in l-love w-with me... I-I always f-feel s-so h-happy thinking ab-about h-how w-wonderful she is and h-how lucky I-I am t-to have h-her... I-I also f-feel s-sad f-for all those unfortunates who w-will never kn-know what i-it is l-like t-to have s-such a-a wonderful creature a-at their b-back and c-call...
>>702750814
GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU ANNOYING SHITSTAIN FAGGOT
>>702750814
beck and call*
>>702751141
>>702750987
I-I guess a-a beautiful celeb w-wife i-is l-like the ultimate tr-trophy t-to display... As s-such i-it i-is always m-my pleasure t-to b-be o-on g-guard against other m-men who m-might try t-to to steal h-h-her away from me...
Who was disappointed no new nudes for the fapiversary?
can we get some NON- Annoying posters in here to bump this shit?
Page 5?
Really?
C'mon, lurkers!
>>702751767
>>702751767
ayy
>>702751947
fun movie, hot chick.
Adelle
Hey, douchebag!
We got you your favorite thing...
Disappointment!
>>702751947
Damn. I love breasts like that.
>>702752173
whats this from?
>>702752644
not really exposed,
yet acceptable
>>702751435
you fucking asshat, even if you stutter in real life you don't take the time to type out a stutter. ultimate autism.
>>702751435
A-Almost every time w-we g-go out there i-is s-some dude who i-is t-trying t-to p-put the moves o-on my lady... The boldest o-ones j-just completely ignore m-my presence and try t-to get real cl-close t-to her... S-Sometimes she actually l-looks l-like she enjoys i-it when sh-she s-sees them m-make such a b-big effort t-to g-get h-her b-but of c-course I-I am not amused a-at a-all...
>>702752873
Damn bruh Ariana Grande is freaking hot!!!
>>702753125
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T
>>702752173
Obvious body double is obvious.
>>702753292
lol taking the b8 this hard
>>702753125
>>702752919
I-I-I really d-don't know why w-with all m-my faults g-good s-sir she d-decided t-to choose m-me a-as h-her bosom buddy... Maybe I-I'm m-more o-of a-a lady's m-man than I-I thought... When i-it c-comes t-to sm-smooth talking I-I can s-say sometimes I-I have m-my m-moments...
KP 2
>>702752245
damn, uma is stacked! i had no idea
>>702753694
Would you slide your cock into that?
>>702752338
Who?
>>702753292
>>702753402
I-I mean y-y-you got t-to be doing s-something right to get a jeweled woman l-l-like this... I-It c-can't be all l-luck... O-Or maybe s-something in her brain c-c-canceled itself out a-and she fell for me...
>>702753881
OMFG yes.
>>702753968
Your right you did luck out that she is a fan of tiny cocks
>>702751435
>>702750987
F-fuck you p-pussy faggot. F-fight me c-c-c-cunt!
any info on this would be appreciated.
>>702753949
lindasy lohan
>>702754130
F-faggot k-k-kill y-o yourself
>>702753968
O-One thing I-I d-don't l-like is h-how she gets a l-l-little to close to h-her male fans wh-when they approach her i-i-in the street or wherever... I n-n-note they often let their hands w-wander around on h-her a little too much es-especially when they are t-taking a fan p-pic with her...
>>702753357
Wrong
>>702754254
looks like women trying to look like whores for attention
>>702754650
no, the last one.
>>702754650
you should be ashamed of yourself
NOBODY wants to see that
>>702754107
W-Well g-good s-sir that i-is another m-matter entirely; I-I know m-my 3 inch m-member w-won't b-be breaking any records b-but I-I always thought sm-smaller w-was b-better before I-I began t-to understand w-what w-woman really want...
>>702754918
>>702754802
>>702754947
who dat?
>>702754254
>>702754821
pretty sure that just a look-a-like
she's too uptight to do nudes, let alone a 4-some
I-Ignore m-me b-because I-I'm a-a h-huge -f-f-f-faggot.
>>702755123
Iggy
Annie
>>702755225
I need Rita's feet on my dick
>>702755225
Rita on the left?
we're going off topic here.
Let's get this thread back on track!
>>702755361
you mean I-G-G-Y
>>702755453
Indeed.
>>702755384
>>702755120
so chloe is a dude?
>>702755541
I need more of her in my life
>>702755697
no,
that poster is just a faggot
>>702753125
die.. no one wants to play along with your autistic role play bullshit
>>702755629
>>702754568
I-I f-find i-it o-odd a-a lot of the m-men who c-come up t-to her start slinging their a-arms all over h-her and sh-she reacts a-as though she is c-cuddling w-with h-her b-beloved m-mother... I-I really e-expect h-her t-to b-be repulsed b-by the physical c-contact w-with these m-men, especially the o-odd one whose h-hands seem t-to disappear s-somewhere in her b-back end... She s-seems t-to put on the b-biggest smile and g-giggles d-during this close unwanted b-backside contact... I-I just h-hope his fingers aren't p-poking around where they d-don't belong, d-down her jeans, or between ch-cheeks...
Does anyone have that webm/backstory of aubrey plaza in the shower getting splashed by some dude
>>702756090
>>702752859
Dem ass zits
>>702756185
it isn't Aubrey Plaza
vintage red
>>702756490
>>702754601
Meh.
Got any Wednesday-Addams-era Christina?
>>702751108
>>702751947
>>702752294
>>702752398
>>702752644
>>702752873
>>702756219
I have no idea who these people are. Dumb.
J-Lo
>>702756157
cant get down with tits that look like mine after a winter of beer with no exercise
>>702756847
that's your problem and no one cares
>>702755138
Her noods are amazing
>>702756878
wet, greasy, bean farts
>>702756950
Or we could make a habit of actually saying who these are of for people who don't know, rather than be a dick.
>>702756847
Nobody gives a shit
>>702752294
Yeah, those are a goddamned shame. I'm hoping it's just the bottom-up angle and they'd look better without her shoulders arched etc. ala natural.
>>702757061
their names are in the filenames. you'd know that if you weren't a dumb phoneposter.
>>702756157
Clearer view of her bush.
>>702756847
The last one is Christina Ricci
>>702756450
is THIS Aubrey Plaza?
>>702757159
I can read the file names, buddy boy.
Dickery continues to abound.
>>702757061
Fucking lurk more
>>702756158
Personally I-I believe she i-is j-just b-being t-too n-nice when a h-handsome m-male fan or two approach u-us and ask f-for a pic w-with her... Sh-She seems to gr-grab them a-a l-little too close and of c-course their h-hands often disappear b-behind her f-for a-a few m-minutes while I busy my-myself with th-their cameras tr-trying t-to t-take the best s-set of p-pictures I-I can for them... O-One instance I-I remember was o-one young handsome m-man was taking a p-pic with her and a-as I-I was busy a few feet away getting a drink I-I s-saw them getting very close and she w-was smiling and giggling a lot as they em-embraced... Then b-by the time I-I got back sh-she seemed to be breathing r-rather heavily and her shirt seemed ruffled and untucked o-on her waist line o-on her backside like a-as though s-someone was digging inside her pants...
>>702757060
Right in my face
>>702756847
>>702755993
By insulting this dope, you're just getting him off. Mods, please ban the stuttering ass.
>>702756157
WTF? When did this happen?
>>702756988
>>702756826
reported for requesting CP
>>702757504
Yes, because that was a serious request for something that actually exists.
/sarcasm
diana luderkasse
>>702757452
Tallulah. It's on Netflix.
Also check out Into The Forest.
>>702757230
no
>>702757231
>File: Abigail Spencer slut.webm
>File: Jenna Louise Coleman droopies.webm
so you just can't read then
>>702757159
> 5/7 are "image.jpg" or long numbers
wow, celebrity names are getting weirder every year, huh?
>>702757697
>>702752544
do you have the whole scene HD?
>>702757732
Well, a number of 'em can be reverse image search'd.
But also...
Yeah. image.jpg is my favorite celebrity.
I subscribe to her twitter feed.
You got a problem with that, fag?
>>702757174
What bush? The one outside of that fucking trailer they're banging in?
>>702757732
Those really are big enough celebrities that people who track this shit don't need the names.
>>702757854
http://uploaded
.net/file/56mz7nzm
>>702756826
Someone post the deleted Adam's Family sex scene
>>702757854
Sorry, all I have is that one and this one >>702752173
>>702756847
The problem is: the posters are kids and they have to hide their nudey pics from daddy and mommy or they will get grounded.
Fucking underage fags
>>702758161
So you're saying we live in a world where people care enough about celebrity nudes enough they can recognize B-list actresses and pop stars from a blurry half-second face shot, yet cannot be fucked to name the file so they can find it later without looking at all of their thumbnails?
>>702758514
or they save them and don't bother changing the filename since 99% of people know who they are
>>702758496
source?
>>702758619
fucking google it if you wanna know so bad you lazy cunt. with all the time you've spent whining you could've had your answers.
>>702758736
lily krystal
>>702758769
no, I'm not >>702757061, I don't actually care about nudes I don't recognize. I just think it's weird.
>>702757319
I-I know she d-didn't w-want t-to fall f-for m-me but those a-are the b-big l-life breaks and I-I'm gl-glad i-it all fell in place f-for me... I-I w-will confess t-to acting l-like an imp-devil d-doing everything t-to try and g-get h-her t-to n-notice m-me when I-I first approached h-her... And I-I d-did my b-best t-to pour sw-sweet w-words into h-her ears fr-from the m-moment w-we started t-to talk... I-I know I-I'm n-not in h-her cl-class b-but that d-didn't stop m-me fr-from trying m-my hand... N-Now h-having secured m-my p-position it's m-my t-turn t-to guard h-her fr-from all s-sorts of sw-sweet talking love birds...
>>702758833
thanks, reward with tits
>>702758619
Yes. Shut up now.
>>702756157
i'm inlove
>>702758514
How often do you get to use that picture? How good does it feel to hit browse and navigate to your pictures for very specific things that anger you folder? Fuckin dick
>>702752294
she is cute but man those tits are weak ;<
Emmy Rossum
ER 2
>>702759316
idk, how often are celeb threads posted?
>.webm.webm
gotta make sure you put a backup extension on your files, man, just in case you delete one and then forget.
ER 3
>>702759062
One thing that d-disturbs me i-is the way sh-she talks down to my member always calling i-it Little Miss Wilkens, fr-from a-a midget character in a 1980s movie... It's a-as if she d-doesn't like sm-small men...
>>702751108
is she wearing a fitbit? that ruined it for me entirely
>>702759062
G-Gawd damnit it Morty. No one n-needs your Faggotry *burp* right-right now. Go-go do something useful for Grandpa. F-Fucking faggot.
>>702756158
dude seriously can you shut the fuck up with your extreme autism
Here you go.
>>702759716
good
that's exactly what I planned
Mila Kunis
>>702759900
>>702760055
faek
>>702760055
you wish
>>702760136
hhhhnnnnnnnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!!
>>702759595
File names are a strange thing to get so worked up over
Vanessa Hudgens
>>702760215
get that Mexicunt out of the thread.
She's not even OT!
>>702760215
>EXPOSED Celeb Thread!
>Nip Slips / Upskirts / Etc.
>Of Course, full nudity is totally acceptable.
>>702759768
>>702759769
What s-surprised m-me w-was the d-day she t-turned o-on me s-saying she was s-sick of m-my minor 3 incher and w-wanted m-more out of life than that... She s-said she w-wanted a-a real man who c-could f-fill her u-up completely...
>>702756458
mooar
KP butt.
>>702760557
again, not really exposed
try harder
>>702750437
actually thats sol badguy from melty blood idiot
>>702759991
Evie?
>>702760557
Kat Dennings
>>702758496
I've seen this. They should be arrested for domestic abuse and rape.
>>702760355
>>702760423
>>702753919
>>702753977
Seems like celebs who shower here are doomed.
Should get my cousin to shower there.
>>702760480
The-The only thing you could fill up c-completely Morty. Is a cup of d-disappointment, Morty. Just like your Dad, Jerry. But you already know th-this *burp*
>>702760848
>>702760841
It's not domestic abuse if you don't live with them. domicile = home.
>>702761069
>>702761094
>>702760659
Already posted the one you did earlier. Actually posted most of the choice or unusual ones in this thread. Some nude some just revealing and hot.
>>702759062
Rofl..her big ass made her fall
>>702760841
this
>>702761085
dumb ass
& she agreed to do the scene
she was paid
she was willing
fucking moron
>>702760728
retard thats not kat
>>702761374
So its fake???
>>702761315
her ass isn't big, it's just droopy. the cheeks hang down giving the illusion of a big ass
>>702761085
I'm tired as fuck. Okay so rape then. They could've said mo and if any of them testify those guys are going to be some niggers bitch in jail
>>702760187
It's not?
>>702761374
Care to explain?
>>702761650
Droopy now..wasn't droop then
>>702761693
the girls can leave any time and it's all on film
the girls sign a contract and discuss the scene beforehand
>>702754254
Is that a young David Mitchell in the back?
>>702761962
Idk I just feel bad for those girls but at the same time they brought that upon themselves. Still wrong. If I had it my way, they wouldn't have dicks.
>>702753125
You realize that no one reads this stuff right? You write it for nothing.
>>702752398
Diamonds
This stuff is wasted on some of you assburger mutherfuckers man.
>>702762035
Lawl.
I've seen multiple references to David Mitchell on here in the last couple hours.
Has /b/ grown some taste in comedy?
>>702751959
Yeah, righto...
>>702753919
Where is this shower block?
>>702760728
With tits that small, yeah cool story dude.
>>702763399
My house..send me some bitcoins and i will give you a link to a livestream
>>702763712
Suck my dick and we have a deal.
>>702762387
Different anon from >>702762035 but I'm a massive fan of Peep Show
>>702760136
>>702761586
No they basically tell the girls that they are gonna break them down. Kind of like a BDSM contract.
>>702766356
yvw
see, OP isn't always a faggot
got any nudes of your cousin?
>>702753819
You should see what she did to get that role!
>>702766591
Hm?
>>702760483
Just a matter of time before she does porn. Her career is going nowhere.
>>702753544
What's with the crazy weeaboo typing?
Anymore decent nip slips?
OP here
25 images left,
but I need to fap & crash
Good thread, except for the stuttering autist
& the faggot pics
see you next time.
>>702767818
OP again
the latest I have
>>702768007
Damn, nice.
>>702766565
I wish.
Ya Ya Ya!
>>702760355
You do know that she just shows it to anybody now? There is no need for photos like this anymore.
>>702768898
It's the fact that they don't mean to show it in a lot of these photos that gets people off
>>702768898
it's kind of a 'before' picture
>>702769204
Fair point. Not my thing so it never occurred to me. I can see how that would appeal to some.
>>702769660
:/
>>702752294
her face compensates the flapjacks
>>702759088
I know her. Taylor something.
>>702752194
Niiiice!
angela merkel on the left
>>702770832
don't end my thread like that
>>702770954
ofc i do
>>702770954
Sexy fucking pink nip
>>702771343
Can't remember how many times I jerked it to this pic..
>>702771414
cuz u cant count any further than 2?
>>702762153
Shut your whiny simp ass up. That's why you haven't gotten any pussu, because you think you're Captain Save a Hoe. Your wife will undoubtedly cheat on you.
>>702771*Pussy
>>702771530
Spot on
>>702761339
Is this Katheryn Winnick? Searched nudes of her since the first time I saw her on Vikings.
>>702770201
If you are going to post shit like this at least give a name.
>>702755043
I really dont like her tits, would dump a girl if she had those
>>702772057
I recognize that asshole, it's Abigail Spencer
>>702762153
you're white knighting like a fucking retard. if you tell someone you'll punch them in the face for money and they agree because they don't want to work and they think it's easy money. they can't complain that it hurt.
they knew it would suck, they agreed and took payment, they also talked it over and had it all explained/taped/contract. it's crazy how laid out for them the whole thing is. and to defend them is dumb as shit.
i myself don't get off on it, but i have zero pity for anyone involved.
>>702755120
>w-well this is me
>>702768668
That short film was so god damn pointless. Hated it.
End of celeb thread
>>702776144
Make one?
>>702752194
Is that really her?
>>702751108
Who is this?
>>702751108
Sauce?
>>702754601
It's been awhile, my first fap.
>>702756988
why is beyonce literally the most disgusting woman
>>702753189
That isn't Ariana. That is Victoria.
>>702753125
Nobody reads the text, we only come here to look at the pictures.
>>702752294
pancake titties with mushed strawberries for nipples
>>702751947
What movie is this from?
>>702753125
Stuttering in typing is god tier retarded
>>702777573
>>702778427
Abigail Spencer
>>702754918
There was some dude in Stockholm who did, he got thrown out of the venue for shouting "Show your tits" lol
>>702757250
>bare skin on rough denim
That does not sound very comfortable...
>>702773567
at least you got to see nat's ass
>>702754802
McCauley Culkin after the sex change.
>>702769730
AK?! Nice find! More of her?
>>702752194
daaaaaaaaayuuuum
>>702757250
I demand name of actress and name of movie!
>>702784337
Heather Graham in Boogie Nights
New/cont'd thread started... image limit reached...
>>702772395
Wrong, It's Jenna McCarthy
