hey /b/ros anyone wanna just talk? what's on your mind?
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hey /b/ros
anyone wanna just talk?
what's on your mind?
nothin
just 4chan stuff
I had a really nice dream!
I'm sad, my job sucks, humanity sucks, and my penis has never touched a vagina.
Just finished playing the new battlefield one demo with my bud. Got 8AM class tomorrow. Sucks dick.
I'm here, a good friend of mine just died last night at age 21. I don't know what you do or how to feel. He's just gone and it's fucking terrible
>>702745155
What was it about?
>>702745203
Hookers, my man.
>>702745203
>>702745223
Yea I didn't really like bf1 either
>>702744991
>what's on your mind?
I made one mistake and I can't move on, so I whine about it in threads on /b/ and do nothing to change my life
Im what you'd call a "newfag" but I'm getting the hang of 4chan Op
>>702745411
what did you do?
>>702745411
changing is easier said then done
Try weight lifting it really helps with stress and sadness
>>702745521
we were all new once
>>702745411
>>702745411
>one mistake
greentext tiem
I've been holding in a shit for two days and I just puked out liquid shit. It's fucking awesome. Gonna DESTROY the toilet in a minute here. I'm trying to fill it to the top with shit so when my grandma comes home and goes in the bathroom without the light on like she always does she sits down and gets a pussy full of shit.
>>702745662
Pics
>>702745662
but why
>>702745523
>what did you do?
didn't stand up for a friend, so he got kicked out of school
>>702745532
>Try weight lifting it really helps with stress and sadness
it's not for me
>>702745662
/b/ full of normal people
>>702745780
try walking anywhere quiet
Thinking about how much I hate gooks
>>702745580
>greentext tiem
My greentexts get posted (by me) all the time and I whine about it all the time
I'm happy for people to read but I worry I'm overdoing it and shittying up the place
...oh well
>>702745780
How did he feel about that?
Piece of shit job, struggling to finish school, single since the day I was born, friends don't know I'm pathetic loser at home. Hopefully it flies past.
I'm just lonely.
I'm one of those people nobody really remembers.
What other shit are you up to, /b/ros?
>>702745774
She hit me with the broom a couple days ago for whackin off in the attic to pictures of my grandpa when he was in the Marines. It's payback time.
my girlfriend hates her body (she's skinny with small tits). What do
>>702745971
Don't wallow in regret. Can't change it once you've done it; do it and forget about it. Nobody cares; this place is already shit.
>>702745977
friends
>>702746059
Dump her
>>702746059
Be extremely horny and clearly very attracted to her
>>702745977
same here, man
:/
>>702746056
you let your grandma hit you with a broom? What are you, 12 years old or something?
>>702746056
why were you jacking it to your grandpa
I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend. She's everything I've ever looked for in a girl.
Not going to do anything with her obviously, even if she was willing, it is a super shitty thing to do.
>>702746392
fuck man
>>702746257
I'm 34.
>>702746355
He was really hot.
>>702746392
I know your name c:
You don't hide very well
>>702746469
Why are you living with your grandma at 34, and why did you have to do it in the attic
>>702746137
Tbh, that's th only thing I got going for me
>>702745238
:(
shit dude.
>>702746674
everything always works out in the end
>>702746531
Trust me, you don't know who I am
deja el "c:" hermano
>>702746601
Where else am I gonna live? And the pictures were in the attic in storage. I'd have brought them down to my room but it seemed like a hassle.
>>702745238
fuck
I can't even imagine what I would do
>>702745521
People can be on 4chan for three years and still be called a newfag. Explore the other boards and lurk. Soon you'll be a pro at this hellhole I call home
>>702746874
Why aren't you supporting yourself in a place you pay for with a Job you work at? Why are you leeching off your Grandmother and then abusing her
>>702745662
I keked at this
>>702746874
It seemed like a Hassel
>>702744991
>be me 17 then now 18
>friends with hot girls my age
>there parents are foster parents
>get foster baby girl
>bio mother was on drugs and shit so the kid fought to survive
>become attached to little girl
>watch her grow for a year
>bio aunt adopts girl
>bio aunt is redneck bitch
>mfw I'll never see little girl again
>>702746392
I am in a pretty similar situation. Not my best friend though, just a good one. There is really no good way out.
>>702746754
You're right, but it seems that me and my friends joke about my drinking, I don't blame them, but I have an actual problem with liquor.
>>702747021
I'm not allowed to work. My grandma isn't getting abused she's getting paid back for messing with me during my private moments.
>>702747203
My family has a history of alcoholism
I would avoid if I can
>>702747122
Steal her back and run away to some cool country and give her a happy life.
>>702747257
What do you mean your "not allowed to work"
Your loving in her house and you can't even show her respect for her wishes?
tomorrow is my great-grandfather's funeral and I'm scared of going... so, yeah
Some fags might have remembered me from a couple feel threads
I'm going through a weird mental struggle because my girlfriend has just left for university on Monday, and I'm constantly thinking about what could happen, and if anything does happen to her. I'm almost 2 hours away. Were both dedicated to make this relationship work out but I've been cursed with my father's over analyzing mind and calm nature, and my mother's emotional instability at the same time, so I keep all the shit I've been feel bottled up except for a very few individuals.
And of course my /b/rothers
I can't trust anyone 100% because of an issue involving my mother cheating on my father, which has left me permanently scared of cheaters, the feeling is more about how I dont want to go through what my parents went through. I trust her (don't go on about trust, I've heard too much shit about that already /b/ros) and I know she's not like that, (again. I know her, you guys don't). But that fear is still around...
Many anons suggested that I just break it off, but I'm not really like that... (Again, I don't want to go through what my parents went through) If anything is going to happen between us, shes going to initiate it, and I'm going to be the one to ultimately end it.
But here's hoping for the best, I would absolutely love to spend the rest of my life with this woman.
Pic not related, sorry OP
>>702747437
>how to get shot by the police
>>702744991
wish I could stop marsterbating for strangers on the internet.
>>702747437
Don't even know where they are or what their names are, feels bad as hell man
>>702747564
I've been there before.
I'm just feeling sad at how many fucking stupid arrogant liberals /b/ has crawling around.
>>702745238
I felt like shit when that happened to me bro and my friend was only 17, i miss my nigga
>>702747622
sounds like you need to.decide yourself if she is worth the pain
>>702746008
Hi man. Just laying in bed today walked around 13km today and am tired as fuck. Starting at a new university Wednesday and kind of excited but also a little nervous.
I live in a town with a lot of old people and it makes me sad.
Not really
how do i get laid on homecoming night, how do i put the moves on her, im just a virgin fag that cant do shit.
>>702747653
turn off your internet for a week
Throw away your webcam
>>702747751
>>702747887
It's attached to my laptop.
>>702747527
It's this whole stupid court thing. All the things I'm qualified for around here involve me being around people the government has deemed me unfit to be around.
>>702746008
I'll remember you
>>702747798
She's the most beautiful thing I've ever held, her growth may be stunted because of the drugs, she'll only get to be about 4-5 ft tall, I just don't know how I could even take care of her, no job, no education, I'm basically a fucking kid myself
>>702747653
>wish I could stop marsterbating for strangers on the internet.
I'll help you stop. Add me on Skype and we can chat.
Winkyface.
>>702748010
Uninstall it's driver in the Device Manager
>>702746008
Whats up bro! You're not lonley man you always have us
>>702748034
How did you get deemed dangerous
>>702744991
maritsa is always on my mind. gosh i fucking miss her so much.
>>702748010
throw it away.
>>702747622
My mom cheated on my dad too so I feel like I'll always have trust issues
>>702747622
She's gonna cheat on you. LDR never works out. I've railed a bunch of chicks who had boyfriends back home. Sorry, but it's just the truth.
If there are any Jews here.
I'm sorry.
>>702748126
If you really want it to happen it will. You need to take a leap of faith. But you also need to be sure she loves you as much as you love her
>>702747417
I try a lot, but when I do, I feel the stress and anxiety take over me on what am I going to do, I just hope I can finish school and get a spot in the military, so my problems can't get behind me. Idk if I'll make it.
>>702748211
Fuckin cops making shit up. I only sniffed maybe one shoe at that Chuck E. Cheese.
You know those "words of wisdom" you always hear growing up?
Stuff that you always say yea that's true but kinda throw it away in your mind. And don't really understand the true meaning of the saying until you've experienced it and made the mistake you were warned about?
Why do we not listen?
>>702748314
im from germany and my grandparents are nazi's we dont visit them anymore so me and my family moved to the u.s
>>702748314
Thanks man it's rough being Jewish and trying to use this website. Like never in my life have I ever seen so many tin foil hat wearing tards broadly blame an entire group for all the problems they have in their life.
>>702748259
only you can overcome you
you are the sculpture and the sculptor
there will be pain
but there will be bliss in the end
>>702748515
you should get help
>>702748313
This. My cousin and his fiance were in a 4 year LDR and both of them were cheating on each other all the time. My cousin was in a few lowkey relationships and his fiance was just fucking all different types of dudes. (found out about this all accidentally)
They've been living together now for 2 years and don't know either of them cheated on each other, only I do. It's kinda funny.
I guess no one else wants to talk
how do you get over a lost friend, /b/?
>>702749126
I'll talk. what's up?
>>702749281
I usually take a break from people for a bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjeKiIa7XEk
Just watched this video. I'm asking /b/. Would my best friend die over and over If big bang happened over and over?
Hi dude
>>702747798
Shes definitely worth the pain anon, thanks for not criticizing my story I feel like an asshole because I feel like I've been treating her differently because she's leaving but I can't help it.
>>702748259
It's a horrible feeling isn't it anon? I want to be able to trust people, but Everytime I do I just remember the fear of letting go of them, so I only have a few (5 or so) very close friends that I talk to.
>>702748674
Nice quote
>>702748313
I know what you mean, but if you put my gf beside some normal girl you would instantly be able to tell that she's different, very reserved and struggles to look people in the eyes when talking to them... Idk, university changes people (I know believe me) And if she does have sex with someone, I will definitely be able to tell (both virgins, shes scared of sex, and her hymen is close to the entrance of her vagina so it hurts her just going to the first knuckle, and has regular doctor check ups to make sure she's okay and what not).
>>702748126
Lol what?
Kind of a shot on the dark here... So Im sexually attracted to the sphinx thats in the Netflix original series: puss in boots. How am I going to get some fan made artwork of her hit as fuck ass?
>>702746392
>In love with best friend's girlfriend.
/b/ro you're the living version of the song "Jessie's Girl"
>>702749335
This girl is so Beautiful and I know I'll never be able to get her because she's so out of my league
And I'm not talk the "damn I wanna fuck that piece" beautiful I'm talking about the inside and outside perfection.
It's not fair man.
Gotta question for ya /b/: how do you get motivated to do anything?
>>702749646
Go for a walk.
I wrote this poem and I was wondering what you guys thought of it.
Name.
Many have carried it before you
Many will carry it after you
Why will you carry it?
Where will you carry it?
So, does anyone have any high school stories they wanna share? I'll go first
>be me in Junior year
>German 2 (because I failed it in my sophomore year)
>our German teacher is the spitting image of Nazi Germany
>always fucks with her
>place Germ-X and tacks on seat
>sits on them
>has the school and police department do an investigation
>no culprit found
>itwasme.png
>she had a big glass frame with a picture of a German castle
>bragged a lot about it
>12am after school
>me and a couple friends broke in the school
>smashed the ever loving shit outta it
>school spent months trying to find who it was
>no one suspected
>the last day of school I wrote on a piece of paper
>says "It was me :)"
>left it on her desk
>it was a good year
>>702749751
you decide that the alternative is utterly unacceptable and must be prevented at all costs
I just started grad school. I know I'm smart enough to get through graduate level classes and I know I'm capable of designing and carrying out a research thesis. But I'm worried my time management skills (or lack thereof) are going to cause me to fail.
>>702750095
Then don't let that happen. Take extreme precautions
>>702749695
Believe me man, the "she's outta my league" mindset is bullshit. It's just an excuse (Not meaning to be aggressive toeards you, just pointing it out). Do you talk with her at all?
>>702747622
I know how you feel, I fell for a french exchange student and we're making it work but everyday is a struggle. We try to talk everyday but it gets hard when there's nothing to talk about. My only advice anon is do NOT for any circumstances let your emotions lead you to fight about incredibly worthless bullshit. It only makes your trust issues worse and I know from expiriance. The only thing that keeps me away from the gun shop is the thought of going to see her, all I need is to wait on the shitty american post office but damn I know how hopeless it looks going from a close to a long distance relationship.
>>702750307
No, I'm pretty sure she's creeped out by me. And I'm not a sperglord or anything like that I'm decent looking probably 7/10 and I have alot of popular good friends.
The thing is she avoids me alot and every situation around her becomes really quiet and awkward. I think she started taking different routes to classes to avoid me.
>>702747622
Holy shit are you me? The explanation of the over analyzing and emotional instability. And then the issues with cheating is exactly what happened with my parents too /b/ro. I think I know how you feel dude. I had a similar situation and I just had to end it in the long run. It was shitty, really fucking shitty, but it was necessary in the long run
>>702749578
Wait wait wait.
You're going to be in a long distance relationship with a chick you've never even fucked?
Goddamn son I don't think I can help you.
>>702750082
Huh, never thought of it that way
>>702748780
My grandma's gonna need help cleaning out her pussy tonight. Oh man what if she asks me and it gets all sexy?
>>702747564
For my papi's funereal it didn't really hit until we cleaned up his house and went through his things. Just be ready.
>>702750530
Oh man, that sucks. Imagine being a sperglord, being a 4/10 and having 2 friends.
It's a whole 'nother game.
>>702750675
She's not. She's gonna be pissed with you. Your probably gonna be kicked out.
>>702750796
sorry
>>702747772
Shit dude I'm sorry. My friend seemed completely fine when we were talking, and ni had been thinking about texting him for a while but never got around to it. And now he's gone. I don't know full details but I'm assuming it's drug related because he got out of rehab a few months back I think. Some drug he claimed was 8times stronger than opiates he was buying off the dark web
>>702747801
You'll make it, bro. Get some sleep, and be confident.
>>702747801
I'm proud of you
>>702749695
You're on /b/ you have nothing to lose, if anything she can only improve your life
Well /b/ros, it's been good talking with you guys, but this is probably my last time visiting 4chan, maybe I'll come back when my life isn't in shambles. Love you guys, wish me luck.
>>702749751
I take caffeine pills
>>702750530
That sounds really shitty, is she a friend of a friend? She might be creeped out if you're obsessing over her? Believe me when I say that it's definitely not a good thing to do
>>702744991
Feelin sad cause I got a girl and I love her a lot and our relationship is solid overall except for the fact that it just makes me so fucking sad all the time.
Kinda wanna dump my girl /b/ros. Sell me, one way or the other
>>702749751
I take caffene pills
>>702748182
Always a trench to crawl back into. Thanks man.
>>702751198
I haven't really said anything to her or anyone about her. I do see her alot and I recognize her which is probably where she gets creeped out
>>702751157
night
>>702750866
I'll slap that bitch in the face and push her head in the toilet.
>>702750002
it is kinda cliche but good
>>702751143
but in real life it isn't anonymous
If I talk to her and she's creeped out by it every girl in the school will know
>>702751157
Just remember that no matter how bad things get you can always shit in your grandma's pussy.
>>702751275
cherish companionship
>>702751329
Give her to me.
>>702751329
Do you love her?
>>702751329
if you want a coin flip then do that otherwise elaborate anon, heads you keep the bitch
We need more threads like this... this is good.
>>702751333
>>702751423
Do you think it would be better if I cut out the last line or the last two lines?
>>702745238
how did he pass?
>>702751625
... I have achieved something in life. Thank you, kind anon.
>>702751613
>>702751275
If it's domestic violence don't be a pussy and talk about it to people, girl or no the weakest thing you can do is let people hurt you and just deal with it
I ate some coppper sulfate during chemistry class last thursday and i have been feeling strange since.
Should i be worried?
>>702747801
Good luck to you sir. From someone who changed universities twice, I had the same feelings. Hope everything works out well!
>>702751759
do something nice for people
maybe one day it'll be me
or maybe you'll be the next me helping the next you
>>702748515
>maybe one shoe
Kek
>>702751728
Not at all, keep it whole as a complete work and feel proud it is good, however a dead topic
>>702751830
You should ask your Chem teacher
>>702750548
Yeah anon I know this feeling all too well... even though loads of people go through the same shit, you always feel alone and I hate that feeling, but I'm glad to know I'm not alone! But what happened with you, did you two just disconnect or did she do something?
>>702750552
I know, fuck me right... Honestly, I can't write this down without sounding weird, but I don't think that a relationship should revolve around sex... We've done a lot of sexual stuff don't get me wrong, but I don't think our relationship is balancing on the size of my dick or the taste of her vagina, like I wouldn't mind having sex. I just don't let my life revolve around it? That's the only way I can think of it at the moment.
>>702750493
I guess we're in the same sort of boat then anon. It's such a shitty experience, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy to be completely honest. I'll cross my fingers and hope for your relationship!
>>702751830
I put a bunch of mercury in my mouth when I was a kid and I'm fine no matter what my grandma says. I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>702751957
thanks /b/ro
This thread man. I'm at work and wtf is wrong with the world?
>>702751830
lol lemmi wiki it
>>702751157
Have a goodnight /b/ro, well be here for you if you ever want to come back!
>>702752053
Humans. Earth was fine before us.
>>702751960
"hey, you know that blue salt. Yeah i ate it. To my defense it looked like powerade and i was thirsty."
>>702752053
Too many grandmas interrupting when people are jacking it.
>>702751785
she isn't abusive and neither am i she's wonderful to me. There isn't rhyme or reason, we started dating early June and since then I've just been sad as shit whenever I think about her. It's weird because I love hanging out with her and we always have a lot of fun together but whenever I just think about her and our relationship I just feel like shit.
>>702751157
I love you
>>702751903
Anon-kun, your recommendation is my command. Sleep tight, /b/ros. And be nice.
Hey guys I gotta let some shit off my chest:
>Be me
>Be young unknown (can't remember) age
>Develops masturbation addiction
>No friends
>Gets computer for Christmas
>Learns how to use it
>Uses it well
>Go to school with pretty much lots of friends
>Gets home with no friends but Dell
>Spend summer in my room with the lights turned off sitting at my computer either playing games or watching videos
>Becomes habit
>Lives for another two years like this
>Enter new school
>hardly any friends
>Life sucks
>Finally a couple outside friends
>Few becomes more
>Gains popularity
>Life changes
>Leave computer alone and moves into new room
>Everything is great and I am having the greatest moments ever
>Even get a couple girls in my life
>I love this
>Shit goes downhill...
>Cable gets turned off
>Internet is shut off
>Car gets repossessed
>Xbox starts to break
>All I got is a DVD player and the old computer in the old room
>Dad wants me to help him with computer one day
>Walk back and set up "Solitaire" for him
>Show him a few tricks to use with it
>Dad goes to use restroom
>Just me now.
>Large wall-size mirror directly to my left
>Look into it and see the difference of how I used to look compared to now.
>Start thinking about old days of just being on youtube or hacked game websites
>Begins thinking about how big of a loser I used to be.
>Feels awful
>Thinks about the times wasted playing games instead of being with people.
>Dad comes out
>Fixes everything and leaves
>Now I don't walk back into that room because it reminds me, no, haunts me of who I used to be.
>A life-less loser.jpg
>>702751336
Hmm, try talking to her then, in spite of the awkwardness, just try to spark up at conversation, and if it doesn't work out. Then it doesn't work out. But it's better than not trying at all!
>>702744991
Its 2 am... I have to get up at 6... cant sleep :(
>>702752175
it's better than fucking dying. And you don't have to say you drank it. Just casually ask if it could kill someone
>>702751830
I would rather die than admit to eating colourful chemicals at the age of 18
Ok so some backstory and then the question:
I am a sperg, not a sperglord but pretty much up there. The kind of sperg who sits in his room playing instruments and video games all day. I have had a girlfreind one before, but she was a cunt. She used me as an emotional punching bag and our relationship ended when she started to physically abuse me.
Since then I have had an irrational fear of women and most other people for that matter. For example: when I'm around people I'll just start acting like a straight retard. Once I was talking to a girl and it seemed to be going pretty well until out of left field I make a suicide joke. She the got really uncomfortable and I left the room.
So here's my question /b/: how do I calm down in conversations. I need to find way to act in a more normal manner in front of strangers and freinds alike. I can't keep skating through life not knowing how to talk to people. So I ask you /b/ to please help.
>>702752256
Gnight
>>702751830
its been too long
you should already have showed simptoms unless you are considerably overweight
>>702751554
Well if I do, she's all yours m8
>>702751565
Yeah, for sure. But you can love a lot of people in a lifetime, imo
>>702751584
Eh, I could. But since this is a discussion thread, I figured it could be discussed.
Long story short, we've been dating 2 years, I'm 20, shes 19. Took her virginity like, a year ago, she's solid wife material. I just don't know if I wanna be married yet, cha feel?
>>702751830
about how much? and why
>>702752372
Booze
>>702752280
you can't change the past but you can be proud of the present
I am happy I was able to grow out of being a sperglord and become a normal person
How long does it take you to fap /b/ros?
I usually fap before bed and it takes me like 45 minutes. Most of it is looking for videos that make my dick diamonds, and then not knowing which to fap to so I switch between videos. Then the stroking itself.
>>702752503
Not much, because i was bored and it looked like powerade.
>>702752287
How do I get over the fear? How do I start a conversation? I always feel awkward talking over nothing. Also I only see her in the halls during passing periods, do you think Shrek be willing to spare the time on me?
>>702752310
its one am for me friend i also gotta get up at 6
>>702752693
Again booze
>>702752310
keep pushing forward soldier
Survive the day
>>702752646
Not much as in??? http://hazard com/msds/mf/baker/baker/files/c5920.htm
>>702752372
it's not you vs the world
it's them vs them vs them vs them
>>702752715
ayy same time zone and schedule my man
>>702752490
How much? If you wouldn't walk through broken glass for her it's not worth it
I have to go to bed I'm opening the store tomorrow
>>702752372
perhaps you don't need to talk to people right, maybe you just need to talk to the right people
>>702752747
But won't I look like an idiot talking to her drunk? She's pretty smart
>>702753061
good luck
>>702752241
tell me more please
>>702752693
The only real way I can advise you getting over the fear is to not put her on a pedestal, she's not above you in anyway, shes just another human trying to survive. you said that you're somewhat "popular" talk to her like she's one of your friends, put her on an equal pedestal don't treat her like a goddess, but don't treat her like a slut either. Just start with small talk, just stuff like this will make everything so much easier
>>702752999
Trips of truth. But nah, for sure I would. Our relationship has just kind of been deteriorating over time. Nothing too drastic, but it's evident. And even if we do push through our slumps, which could be done easily, I just don't know if it's better off in the long run.
Ate some tacobell earlier and now im regretting my decision.
>>702753345
Then bring that up with her and ask her if she wants to work with you to revive the relationship
>>702753332
but what if I fuck up and further cement my reputation as a creep?
>>702753398
I regret not eating g healthy
>>702752280
Not to mention when I got these new friends for some reason, due to my earlier social activity being as dead as a coffin boner, I lost touch with others and family members
>Family notices the bond slipping
>Especially Dad...
>Dad tries so hard to rebuild bond we had back when I was a life-less loser
>I can't see how it was so great but he does
>Dad misses how I used to be.
>He misses every day seeing me at home with him, laughing at jokes and telling a few myself.
>He misses how we used to talk all the time and do things together.
>Writing this makes me feel like a worthless piece of whore shit.
>I can see Dad's struggle.
>Stops going places with friends and tries spending more time with Dad.
>Things get a little better but not like before.
>Now me and Dad aren't like the best friends we were, now we're just... Friends.
>Also I did what I thought I'd never do... Leave my brother behind.
>He's just a kid and sees me as being his fucking idol.
>The coolest person he knows and shit like that. Someone who wouldn't leave him.
>But I did.
>Steadily we spent less time together.
>Drifted apart.
>I tried to rebuild the bond but it isn't the same.
>Nothing can replace it.
>Now I'm with the people I love but I'm alone.
>I used to appreciate all the things I had and the people with me.
>I was more grateful.
>Idk who I am now.
I really wanna workout and get a perfect body bit my commitment always wanes
>>702745977
Shit gets better anon..
here's my story.
>be me, 22
>no college degree
>no family
>no friends to ask help from
>job as sales manager for fire extinguisher manufacturer
>check: FIRE EXTINGUISHER
>low demand
>low resellability
>TFW unfamiliar with the industry
>all I know to sell is supplements and electronics
>Still learning the ways of extinguisher sales
>I'm not done yet tho
>I'm flying past this shit for sure
>gonna finish college, take a different course
>gonna be a successful businessman in a few years
>Not gonna stop 'til I die.
>>702751994
We were talking every day, we lost our virginities to each other. Things were getting tense and I started trusting her less and less. We got I to a small argument one day and I decided that we just needed to not talk for a bit. So I had an entire day to think everything over and weigh the good against the bad. Her calling me up so happy to talk to me again killed me, cause I k ew that I had to end it. We were both a crying mess, her asking me that if I didn't want to end it then why, but I knew that it would be for the best. So I broke up with her and let her do whatever it is she's doing now ith her life. I don't regret it and didn't regret it at the time either.
>>702747622
It sounds like you yourself need to forgive your mother. And accept that if someone is going to cheat on you there isnt anything you can do. I mean you can work on your relationship and all that but at the end of the day if she wants to cheat she is going to cheat. Even though it hurts, you should try to understand she wasnt the right one for you. Which is why you should also forgive your mother even tho what she did was wrong. She, and you, are only human.
>>702753615
shit man
my brother is a sperg and I'm trying to help him but he won't see it
>>702753332
also a good way to tell people from one another is to ask simple questions like "Where do you get xx from" Or what are your hobbies. It sounds too easy but that's all I ever need to do to appear normal as a clinically diagnosed sociopath :)
I've fallen away from some good people, and I want to go back to them, but I fear it has been too long.
Not much, I am deathly lonely lately, some might say I am just horny, but I do not want sex. I believe I am coming to a point in my life where I am ready for a relationship, I am single 27 never had a relationship before.
I guess I have just been craving intimacy, to hold someone, and to love someone who loves me back. having never really known true intimacy before, I find myself constantly thinking about it. lately I am having trouble finding porn i like because every time i look at porn or go out and see happy couples or married couples it is just a painful reminder of what i think i will never have.
it is just driving me crazy i cry at least once a day or more, this constant feeling of desperation makes me want to jump of a building, and sometime soon, I will.
>>702753650
Keep
Pushing
Forward
>>702744991
I've got MDD and GAD, life fucking sucks
i used to be a really smart kid. I was internally motivated, i loved to learn, i was shy, pretty attractive. i showed promise. i was going places. but then...
depression hit. it had been building up since my childhood but now it was becoming noticeable. Now it was rising to the surface. i stopped eating, stopped sleeping, stopped doing school work. this was all in my sophomore and junior years of high school. goddamn it i was going places. then i wanted to die. ive gone to the hospital a couple of times, never done anything, but i keep getting closer and closer to killing myself. now its my senior year and i dont know what to do. im taking harder classes to raise my gpa since i tanked my junior year (barely passed all but one of my classes) but i just dont know if i can do it
my mood swings and i lose motivation to do things but i need to do homework but i cant and i wont and i hate it i hate everything why is this happening why me god fucking damnit i dont know what to do
>>702753524
Then it's over anon.
The best you can do is try though, don't be afraid of the consequences! You seem like a really chill guy so just try to relax, and act like she's just another friend. That's how you have to talk to her, because if you act like she's a goddess and what not, that's when she'll get turned off and leave
>>702752998
pretty awful isnt it friend
>>702748182
Isn't everyone on fucken /b lost and lonely?
>ik I am
>>702753836
what could you lose from reaching out?
>>702748314
Mvp
>>702753565
I eat healthy just my gf got me taco bell and Its coming back now.
>>702753889
I have to. Thanks for the encouragement anon.
Wish I had a QT White girlfriend... so many of them are hostile to us Indian bros :(
>>702753878
At 27 it might be a longshot but I would try just doing Community shit and try to show yourself as a good person. Word will spread and someone will be introduced to you
>>702745310
I second the hookers. Backpage. Research. Ask 4chan for advise. Then go for the plunge.
The local pump and dump, backpack hoe, is great.
I found a high school classmate on BP once.
>>702752615
Yo I'm in the same boat
Sometimes mid-video I'll just completely lose interest and have to stop and look for another one, shit's annoying, I should probably take a break from porn
>>702745521
Capitalize your fucking 'P" in 'OP'
>>702754247
hey, I remember you, you canadian bastard
>>702752751
>>702752715
Guys... I have a question. I cant sleep but there is a reason.
Have you ever felt like... you have something to do or a place to be and you are always late? I have this shitty feeling i dont know why :(
>>702753878
It's mathematically more likely you'll meet a woman who'll have you at least if you live in america. Just remember to be careful what you wish for because while relationships can be easy to find dating takes practice.
>>702753925
take happiness in the fact that you have a senior year to enjoy to celebrate to go to events with friends to be careless and to be happy
>starting college soon
>transferred from a CC
>need a B in one class to get into my major
>Class is difficult
>Don't want to fail or I'll end up going back home wasting my parents money
>>702753889
>off by one
>advice ignored
>>702745780
u should feel pretty shit m8
>>702754394
anxiety?
>>702753193
Not him but, a shot or 2 to take the edge off can't hurt. I doubt you'll appear drunk or even buzzed
A little liquid courage never hurt anybody (except for the one's it did)
>>702754418
get a tutor
talk to professor
study harder
stop being stupid
>>702754057
some of us are here to help
>>702754394
That's me my whole life. Just knowing there's something important that needs to be done but just never doing it until the last second, and at that time it's already too late. It's self-sabotage.
Haven't jacked off in five days I'm so on edge right now. Although my drive is through the roof
>>702754339
no, now fuck off you Euro cunt!
>>702754417
dude i would totally do that but this year i need to show colleges that i can do work because my grades have been pretty shitty for the past year and a half
>>702754310
I know my doctor said I was stressed and from what I can tell he was right.
Hey/b/ros, my uncle died 10 hours ago, and I already made a dead uncles joke. Why the fuck am I like this, /b/?
need advice on how to pull a chick, girl never replies to me & im thinking about giving up fucc
>>702753173
Maybe, it's just that *everyone* I talk to seems to be uncomfortable in some way, and it always comes down to my incredibly dark sense of humor. A bit of backstory on that: both my last girlfriend and family have physically abused me. I can't and won't fight. Every time I ever try I'll just take the punches. Because of this, my brother has always abused me because he knows he can do whatever he wants and I can't fight back.
One time, it got so bad he broke his own hand on my head (ha ha thick skulled jokes). I've been bruised all over my body, including bones, had my nose broken twice, skin cut leaving scars, and a muscle in my leg pulled so bad that I always walk with a limp. And I know that this isn't even a fucking scratch compared to other people, and I am so sorry for you, but every punch still hurt.
As for my ex, the worst she ever did was punch me in the back, but because of all that was previously mentioned I have zero tolerance for touching. Because of all this, I have a very grimm look on reality, which leads to my constant joking dark humor.
So in most cases I'd like to think that its the other person, but I know it's me.
>>702753785
Help him out but don't let him lose sight on who and what matters in life, don't let him make the same mistakes as me.
>>702746392
You're a good person man
Look for another girl
And just stick to your sexual fantasies of this girl
gg soz man
>>702754394
All the time
>>702745203
I'll touch ur penis if u want
>>702754545
This guy might be better for you, faggot. DEATH TO ALL WHITE MEN!
>>702753615
That's called growing up nigga
Get use to it cuz life is a piece of shit
Sometimes I feel bad about not going to school. I'm turning 23 this week and I lost my job recently because my car broke down. Got it running now but I can't seem to find a decent paying job with the skills I have.
>>702754635
Fuck colleges go to.community and then transfer as a junior
>>702752372
1: Most people are like that
2: you probably jut have social anxiety, which can be fixed with drugs.
3: listen to podcasts. like pka. Listen to them talk about things like normal people. When you listen to somebody talk you begin to pick up on their own social cues and use them in the future whether on accident or on purpose. that's all it takes anon. Watch podcasts where theyintroduce a new guests and watch them try to fit in and get their own words in. Watch their struggle, everybody struggles at least a bit when talking to somebody new. You got this man
>>702746677
nice dubs
what a depressing fucking post tho
>>702754662
coping mechanism maybe? sorry for your lose bro
>>702754594
keep holding off bro
at a crossroads
im at a point where i need to really focus and do my best at school so that next year i can transfer to san diego university where 2/3 of my friends moved to now (im in ohio) and my other friend is trying to do the same but i am scared and intimidated and worried about anxiety because it has been bad lately and xanax is just not gonna help in the long run. just nervous but trying to keep optimistic
also an older friend of mine died this week. went to the funeral the same day as a wedding.. it was weird. life is weird. idk
>>702754662
cry
>>702754672
take hint. Have you ever realed in a fish? It's like that. you can't do all the work with pull. sometimes let go and they come for more until you catch
I think I look hot, but I have trouble talking to girls. When I see neckbeard fatasses twice my age with women my age, it makes me feel kind of funny, also kind of sad. What do they see in him? What don't they see in me!?
>>702754545
definitely. thanks for advice
>>702754803
Thanks man, I'll try to do that.
>>702747122
if only that story was as good as those dubs
And if ur friends with those girls then you can still maybe see the kid, just get close with ur hot friend intimately
gg
>>702745532
As an avid lifter was mad depressed after 3 months in gym look great feel great. And getting hot looks from qtπ
>>702753666
That's upsetting, I'm sorry anon., But thank you for sharing!
>>702753729
I have forgiven my mother, I actually forgave her a long time ago. I don't talk to her that often though, but I don't hold what she did against her. I used to blame myself for the longest time that they split because of me (even though I know that was complete bullshit). But with all the shit that happened around the time they split. It was hard not to blame myself for not trying to keep them together.
I know, I've also accepted the fact that she's going to do what she wants, which is why I try really hard to make her happy, and satisfied. But I think the way that I've been mentally, and all the advice I've been given. I'm pretty much going through the emotional turmoil like she's already left me. Which technically she has (going to university).
I just don't know what to do, her and I talked about the way that I'm feeling and she kept trying to reassure me that shes not like that, but I can't help but think about it.
>>702754798
i just cant let go of the notion that i used to be something and now im not. i probably will have to go to community because my grades are so shitty
>>702754994
will do, i'm just trying because last gf let me down pretty hard & i really wanna get to know this girl cause she seems gr8
>>702745662
Holy Shit
>three years ago
>really drunk
>post my number on 4chan asking someone to call me and tell me a story til i fall asleep
>this bald mother fucker right here calls me
>tells me a story about a bear who switches places with a human for a day
>many keks til i fall asleep
>becomes a weekly ritual
>time goes on and its less stories and more general conversation
>three years later hes getting married
>asks me to be the best man in his wedding
>whythefucknot.jpg
>fly up the coast to stay at his house for the weekend
>friends and family all know 'of' me so its kinda weird
>but everyones really fucking chill especially his friends
probably one of the best weekends of my life, all thanks to /b/.
and to think i was gonna axe murder him.
>>702755134
Make yourself into what you want to be using this time you have left you have less than a year of freedom to sculpt yourself don't waste it
>>702754944
dude i totally feel you school is stressful as fuck but confidence! you got this bro we believe in you. you can do it. just apply yourself and youll do gr8 m8
>>702747122
take youthe babyr hot friend and go see the baby, steal thet baby, kill aunty, get a job, happy life with wife and kid
gg
>>702755000
>What do they see in him?
probably money
>>702754683
Change starts when you relize you have more value than you think anon. You don't have to fight but you don't have to take it either! Trust in your feelings when people say things that hurt you leave them or get leverage, but whatever you do don't become a statistic and don't give up.
>>702747751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg
I'm happy most of the time, but I find myself sad the rest of it
>>702749126
Hey Buddy boi
>>702755285
my depression and anxiety keeps acting up even though im on meds and therapy and im trying not to give up and kill myself but this is so much i cant be what i wanted to be i cant do it i cant fucking AHHHH thanks for the advice
>>702755555
hey man
>>702744991
Everything
>>702749281
Surround ur self with people u R close with and build meaning relationships
>>702755555
nice quints friend
>>702755555
WITNESSED
>>702755410
If I may, what do you mean by "don't become a statistic"?
>>702755639
go on
>>702755619
You can do it. I believe in you. Everytime a btard makes it I can tell you we are happy. We are counting on you bro
>>702754944
San Diego is a great place to be. Just finish strong your last 2 semesters and you definitely got a chance and don't fall behind. I know what you mean by weird. Hearing friends from my hs passing away is shocking and sad.
>>702755187
one more thing is remember. genetics, women and men aren't all to unique and many are alike. No woman is special and neither is any man, we are all the same as the rest of our gender so you'll not miss out much without this girl
I have a date at the zoo tomorrow (third date) with a girl I've been talking to for about 2 weeks, 4chan is here for the lulz today to suppress the nervousness tomorrow.
>>702747622
I remember you /b/ro
listen here and listen fucking good
You like this girl and you both wanna make this relationship workout just need to hope for the best and prep for the worst. You don't wanna go through your parents struggle but that's the risk everyone who gets into a relationship takes, because its fucking worth it.
Listen good, when you talk to her over the phone or social media you cant express the distrust you have in the situation.
Love prevails my nig nog
Good fucking luck
>>702749684
Jessie's girl was ok. But Stacey's mom has got it going on
>>702755789
Good luck man
>>702755555
Holy Shit! Quints quints
>>702755410
We are all just a part of statistics...
Just be a part of those who got up and weathered the storm.
>>70275526
fucking respect
>>702747772
you almost hit quads on a depressing tale, would've been cool and bad at the same time
I feel like I'm an attractive guy but my acne ruins my self confidence which makes me want to die
>>702755769
Will do thanks a lot man.
>>702747877
Show her those dubs boi
I should travel more.
>>702755750
thanks friend i really needed that
>>702751776
I was I had a cock in my hands if you know what I mean
>>702756012
Ive always wanted to see the greats of the world
I have an autoimmune disease called hidradenitis suppurativa. I've had it for as long as i can remember, but the flairs got uncomfortable and humongous throughout highschool. I had to quit varsity swimming. I had to hide my body. I couldn't shave. I had to put 4 bandaids in each armpit in attempt to not stain my clothes with blood and puss. I couldn't lift my arms and I often waddled around like a penguin due to the gaping holes or ping-pong ball sized cysts in my inner thighs and arms.
Around my birthday, in March, they put me on the only FDA approved medication to treat it, Humira. It worked well, pretty almost put me in remission. But a few months back I had an allergic reaction to it and had to quit. Now my debilitating disease is ruining my fucking life all over again. Everything hurts. I'm an otherwise healthy teenage girl. I don't deserve this shit.
>>702755707
As in don't be another victim anymore. People will take advantage of those that let them.
>>702755950
Acne isnt as simple as parents made it out to be. if its only in one location its usually caused by a specific problem (for example (thisi s wrong but for example) acne on the nose would be a dairy issue). I had acne on my chin only, and thats a hormonal issue. however i cannot fix that as a dude (whereas women could just take birth control etc).
there are two approaches that worked well for me. the first is how i went from pic related to second pic related.
>tretinoin in the morning
>salicylic acne wash in the shower
>moisturizer after / as needed
>erythromicin at night
tretinoin is prescription but you can order online as well. you rub it on to your skin and it peels it fast, causing your acne to fall right off. thats.
salicylic acne wash is basic acne wash you can get at most any store. i get mine at rite aid.
moisturizer stops your face from drying itself out, which prevents your skin from getting damaged and/or over producing oils which makes more acne.
erythromicin topical gel is an antio biotic used to treat acne, however instead of applying it your stomach, you apply it to your face before bed. it attacks the bacteria right on your face, killing acne before it starts.
I used all 4 together and it wokred pretty well, but it was annoying. way too much of my day was dedicated to treating my acne, not eating foods, trying to find ways to scratch an itch without touching myface. if i was making out with a girl and she happened to rub her fingers across my face, you can bet your savings that id have acne on the part of my chin she touched.
i got so frustrated i went ahead and started taking accutane. i was nervous but within the first month i had no acne. i had to quit one week into the third month (of 5 months) but my acne still hasnt returned and for that im grateful. i can sleep face down, scratch my chin, eat whatever i want. its awesome.
>>702754247
Gtfo pajeet
This thread is making me want to cry, it's amazing how nice your all being.
>>702748144
kek
dubs aswell
>>702756099
It'll work out for you in the end. I promise.
>>702754755
Nice dubs but I just feel like an ass for not keeping them in mind and being so selfish
>>702756207
I doubt it.
>>702756105
Have you tried growing a beard?
>>702755950
humbleness is the most attractive trait.
>>702755849
Thank you sir.
>>702756269
That's what got you here.
>>702756306
nope. recently i hadnt had a chance ot shave and it came out thicker than before, so my plan is to attemtp that in the next two weeks since my boss will be out of town and i wont have to see clients.
>>702756306
why tho
>>702756269
dont they have other meds for that? is it the only one available for your condition?
>>702756269
no really we mean it. you can do it. you can keep pulling through until the next drug or until you die of natural causes. you can really do it. just keep pushing
>>702756105
Will definitely start trying this, thanks a ton!
>>702756387
Cover up the acne
>>702756314
ok sorry
>>702755265
honestly a fucking heartwarming story
Good on you anon
>>702751522
>>702751333
>>702750866
>>702747622
>>702747877
>>702748144
>>702748211
>>702748222
The most depressing dubs and trips ever
Checked and Keked
>>702755265
you made it
bump limit soon someone make new thread
>>702756454
dont need to anymore.
>>702756437
i recommend the accutane more than anything. ive had one pimple since the accutane, and its only cuz i didnt get to wash my face ALL weekend cuz i was at this fuckers wedding:
>>702755265
and i was only on accutane for two months before i had to quit for unrelated reasons, so its a pretty good deal in my book.
>>702756575
Op here I'll do it
been lurking in this thread a bit. Tips to developed a thick skin while still having trust and emotional comfort?
>>702756535
yea.... wait what?
link it here. damn gotta stick to these threads more often
I've always wanted to fuck this little niegbor girl that my mom takes care of she's like 4 how should i do it anons?
>>702749695
>Out of your league
Is she grand master on starcraft or something?
Relax dude.. Find a way to casually talk to her. One step at the time. If you can't talk to her... find another girl for you... Maybe she is one in million...then you have like 6000000 girls like her in the world :')
Is it okay to have small dream?
I just wanna have a stable middle class type job to support my family (mom and dad qualify for nothing due to language).
And maybe becoming a top level hentai artist as well, the brief attention that I get from my current mediocre drawings is about one the very few things that make me feel existing and having a worth.
>>702755803
Yeah, I've been whoring myself out to various feel threads because i'm scared to talk to anyone else, so I just spill my feelings out to you guys because it helps make me feel better. But I appreciate the recognition!
But thank you for the advice kind anon! I have already begun prep for the worst, hence this stupid emotional bullshit (I'm usually the calm emotionally stable one of the relationship when were together, which is weird). But I wasn't really planning on talking to her about the distrust at all, because once you plant that seed inside someone's mind, it just grows into a larger problem. And if I do talk to her about it, it'll have to be face to face, after I know for sure something's happened
But thanks again anon!
>>702756617
don't give 100%. maybe around 30-40 will do, but dont show it
>>702756212
You can always visit and shit in the end you have to live your own life. I know your dad isn't a dipshit (mby) he knows as well you have Ur own life to live. Probably proud that u became somebody instead of some piece of shit loser who chills on his comp all day.
>>702746008
http://www.ted.com/talks/drew_dudley_everyday_leadership
Lollipop moments and shit. You never know
>>702756718
Shut up pussy leave this to the big boiz
New thread
>>702756781
>>702756389
Humira is the only thing FDA approved.
It's a risky drug but it worked well for the time being. That's what sucks about autoimmune diseases. You either live with the disease or take tnf alpha inhibitors in hopes that you'll get remission but you risk getting life threatening shit like lymphoma
My girlfriend and I are 'taking a break'. I haven't seen or heard from her in 3 days. I miss her so fucking much.
>>702756207
You're a fucking lying sped cunt, holy shit
>>702756099
Nice dubs
An hero yourself tho, nothing in life is worth that shit
take it from this old fag
>>702756922
if ur gonna put it in quotes you might as well call it what it is
