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Only the dead will know peace from us
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>>702743276
Fag invasion
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Only one on?
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there is no escape from god
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Men who cook know how to use their hands.
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>>702744820
im doing that tomorrow morning...
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>>702743837
Katten!!!

>>702744758
Who?
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>>702744820
hoi
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>>702744820
I wish I knew how to cook good or enjoyed it.
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>>702745182
I need someone to glomp since Snarf has back injury!

>>702745323
http://youtu.be/q_wH9tlRI7w
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>>702745323
I can cook, I just don't really enjoy doing it all that much. It feels like a chore to me.
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>>702746211
im your huckleberry
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>>702746555
Why there's hamburger helper
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>>702746555
Teach >>702745323
To cook
So you both in kitchen nude with appron
Then make some naughty when done or at wait time for next cook step
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>>702746820
A whaaa?
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>>702747082
I've though about that.
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>>702746848
oh yea, I should get some of that so I don't have to worry about the stuff in the freezer I bought because I don't feel like making actual hamburgers again.
>>702747082
I actually like that idea a lot, I might just do that.
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Hunnibuns!
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>>702747173
>>702747261
It work
Me and Snarf cook together since I semi cook and he chef in training.
Never got privacy to do the nude stuff.
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>>702747370
Homo!!
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>>702747261
Do it. Go to the Bargain market I showed you.

>>702747571
Do lewds on the counter but don't splat the oil all over you.
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>>702747162
you heard meeee
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>>702747970
I don't understand you crazy cat!
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>>702747571
Well if me and luc are able to get a place together in the future we could definitely do the whole thing.
>>702747793
I do have a bulk store literally less than a mile away.
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>>702748143
We can relate to that.
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>>702748073
you can glomp meeeeeee~
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Dicks out
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>>702748552
Sweeeeeet!!!
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>>702748810
hoi
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>>702748856
just like huckleberry
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>>702748810
and in my ass
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>>702748810
Haven't seen you for a while.
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>>702748957
Herro :3

>>702749008
N-Not in front of the children!

>>702749092
I'm always here in spirit.
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>>702748810
You want to see our dick?
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>>702749232
always in front of chilkdren
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>>702749255
Uh, yeah, let's go with that!
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>>702748482
Money is an extremely huge factor right now. I certainly need something that pays more than 10.50 an hour.
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>>702749318
I mean, if you're into that.
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>>702749232
okie
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>>702748991
I'm Fin?
Never read that book. Not allowed in my school.

>>702749355
I my work pay us $10.50
Dat good but not enough
So agree

>>702749510
He's a kinky one
So watch out!
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>>702749667
We need to go somewhere private instead~

>>702749797
Who?
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>>702749510
im into being into children

>>702749797
no like the berry....
that book is boring trash
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I desire pizza
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im getting dubs, check em'
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>>702750110
Damn sexy children!

>>702750195
Get that pizza.
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>>702749933
Katten

>>702750110
Never touched dat berry
Nor know much about it

>>702750195
Me too But surgery say I no can has for while.
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Whats people ranks?
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>>702750391
Well I know all about that.
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>>702750296
right?! lets beat them up too

>>702750391
well its a berry and its like purple and taste good
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>>702750296
No pizza

>>702750391
Aw
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>>702749797
this is also california and everything here costs so much.

Also goodnight everyone.
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>>702750684
W-With our dicks?

>>702750717
Get some pizza then.
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>>702751116
yassssss
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>>702751116
I got cereal
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>>702751263
Great, I'll meet you there!
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>>702751506
hooray
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>>702751610
So, what are you up to?
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>>702751747
writhing in self loathing and depression~
soup with you bb?
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>>702751962
Why's that? :c

Nothing much, looking at dicks.
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>>702752117
just been a bad day. drama BS
dicks are pretty cool beans. what flavor dick you got?
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>>702752449
Wanna talk about it?
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Cub thread when?
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>>702752652
nah its ok. thanks though~
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>>702752734
Revision: Cub thread when?
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>>702752449
That sucks, I hope tomorrow goes better for you

I dunno, I can't taste it ;_;
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>>702752734
Not here

>>702752822
Ok

So when the new prez starts going crazy
And we have to flee
Wanna join us? And where would you like to flee? I say Fiji islands! !
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>>702752950
it should be but i think i want to call out of work just so i can hide in my room you know?

why cant you taste it? have you gone tastelind?

>>702753116
i have enough firearms for you me and snarf. we can hold up somewhere and live off the land
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I say Twink edition
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>>702753261
Yeah, that's pretty much every day for me

I can't reach it
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>>702752449
Just spent a weekend in the woods, my dick was pretty musky up until a few hours ago. Now my dick smells like coconut body scrub. Not sure which I like more...
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>>702753261
Yay! I have an 8 man tent
So we'll have room for all 3 of us and some
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>>702753390
is gay times meow

you should just say"go go gadget lemon arm extensions" and you can reach it

>>702753500
facny coconut pene

>>702753533
fantastic. that leaves room for like table and chairs too. easy to tear down and bug out if needed.
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>>702753261
None for me? ;_; (I lied about going to bed again, wasn't tired enough :P)
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>>702753900
Fuck you namesync
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>>702753873
But every day is gay day!

Well my arms aren't the problem.
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>>702753900
what you want?

>>702754058
then what is?
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>>702753873
Fancy coconut peen is back to musky now that I'm jackin' it though...
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>>702753873
Maybe

I was planning to hide and build a town 2 years ago to get away from everything. So I gathered some things. Then gave into work.
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>>702754272
Firearms, what else :p
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>>702754272
My mouth, or my dick. Just too short :c
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>>702754306
ohhhh

>>702754330
i want to build up another bug out bag sometime. would give me an ok excuse to buy some new gear

>>702754483
got one for you too.

>>702754520
awwww
thats why you make them grow with go go gadget stuff
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>>702754330
This is the kind of content coconut dong is here for.
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I need to kidnap more people
We also need a bus!
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>>702754735
But I'm just a boring old hooman, I ain't got no gadgets.
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>>702754735
Why thankies, now I can rob banks like a pro :D ...... You heard nothing
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>hottest mless ameteur video gets copyright takedown
rcdtfvygbuhnijmok,plcd,ovkgrdectfvygbuhnim
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>>702754744
What do mean?
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>>702754843
but thats too many people

>>702754928
then i will hook you up with some neato stuff

>>702755063
i dont know much about robbing banks but i dont think youre going to have a good time doing that
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>>702755286
What if I yell "It's just a prank bro!" while doing it?
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>>702755580
ohhh that may just work!
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>>702755286
What you got for me?
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Wanna be the red guy here, god damn

>>702755148
Cub stuff dude
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>>702755846
some arm extemders
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>>702755286
Only 6 of us tops, fire gaurd shifts are needed at night in woods.
The bus is the transportation, base, and garden. For bug outs, and on the road we're set.

With the bus we can redesign it to our needs. Like they did in doomsday prepors first episode.
Build solar panels, boom power. And a bike power set incase too
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>>702755953
My arms are long enough dammit!
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>>702743276
You're not the only one who thinks what
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>>702755842
Funny fact, robbery and wafer are the same word here :P Imagine running into a bank, holding a wafer high in the air while pointing at it and yelling "THIS IS A WAFER! UP WITH YOUR HANDS!"
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I'm sleepy.
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>>702755940
That shit makes me feel like a pedo
And it should make us feel like pedos
Its hard to tell with some of the ones I have if its the art style or cubs. But straight up know cubs is like loli/shota.
Kinda my taboo.

We're not young anymore
Yes we get it
"I remember at (subject) Camp. Us guys did the gay. Good ol days"
Wish for that too. But, nah bro leave it behind before you rape a child
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>>702756432
Like idk with that image yet
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>>702756374
Go 2 bed.
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>>702755982
oh alright 6 would be good number~
im starting to like this bus idea more!

>>702756122
longer. they must be longer

>>702756302
youre such a dork. i like this plan a lot though and we will use the finest of wafers
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>>702756713
Hahahah hold on, lemme see if I can put together an image like that in gimp :P
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>>702756713
You're a madman!
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>>702756432
In my mind, human children and cubs are completely separate. Actual kids are terrible, while cubs can, in fiction, consent. Love cubs.
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>>702756713
Yeah
We can mod it too so no gas or natural gas, which is easy to make.

The tent set up for setting or gathering, grazing.
Like the RC in walking dead but, a TANK worth of power.
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>>702756610
Too early.
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>>702757238
No such thing. Gotta get that beauty sleep.
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>>702756944
The reason is because a fur here in this state was a cub. And raped a kid because of the whole cub mix up.

My pal who is 5 mentally claims no-sexual because he doesn't understand it. Says he's a cub.

So some forms are still sketchy. But nah bra, as little cub in here please. Because I also like Older men. Why Im with a guy 7 years older.
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>>702757340
Tell hunnibuns to give me snuggles.
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>>702757238
Its 12! Midnight
It is not early
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>>702756873
fook yeas

>>702756911
am i mad? am i? just becuase i have dreams and ideal for longer arms!?

>>702757097
what a womderful idea!
and snarf can be our head cook and food gatherer
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>>702757550
>>702757508
You heard the man.

>>702757597
Your dreams are insane, you'll never be satisfied!
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>>702757458
?
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>>702757597
I'm going places, hold on! Having a hell of a time editing out the gun :P
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>>702757851
the children will satisfy me
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>>702757550
I don't have work til noon tomorrow.
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>>702758190
But they have short arms.
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>>702757597
More like us gather, him inspect for storage or cook now. And help run garden. Me and you would be the muscles tell we get the other 3 fags in our village people gathering.

>>702757851
Yeah
Here snuggles

>>702758103
Don't like it make a thread of cubs. Other than that gfur
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>>702758350
So
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>>702758190
Fuck it I tried >.<
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>>702758172
take your time

>>702758487
yeah so? those little arms go go places yours couldbt

>>702758587
i would love to garden!
snarf can make us the best foods from the forest
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>>702758803
Everytime I try to go to sleep early, you're all like "No, give snuggles instead".
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>>702758989
You don't know my arms! They're very versatile.
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>>702758989
Yeah
>>702759089
But dats in bed!
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Fags
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>>702758965
this is amazing
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>>702759199
psh ywah ok sure
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>>702760374
I'll stick my arms in places you didn't even know existed!
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>>702760300
Absolutely
>>702760345
Why thanks ^^ Now I wish this was possible in gta online
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>>702760300
Come give Chloe cuddles until she falls asleep.
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>>702760519
psh yeah ok.

>>702760574
im sure on pc you could
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>>702760661
Fite me irl!
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>>702760732
psh yeah ok
i will wrecktal you
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>>702759797
we can also make rabbit stews since i like bunnies
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>>702760661
My piece of shit pc couldn't run gta v if its life depended on it, but dreaming is always an option
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>>702760818
You wish bro! I'll jack you up with my long arms!
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>>702760581
Fuck dat Bitch

>>702760661
Katten
If you do this right. You'll be a Harem King! If this Band-waggon starts.
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>>702760872
Never had but want try.
And Fresh deer too! Fish even.
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>>702760892
i cri for pc

>>702761059
bro. come at me bro. your babby arms ar no match

>>702761067
i want to be harem king so bad
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>>702761067
But she wants to stare at you with her bugeyes.
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man I am bored now.
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>>702761325
Speaking of dreaming, I think I'll go dream about that now, night~ And if I come back again, hit me with a sledgehammer
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>>702761325
I'll show you babby arms when they're smacking your face!
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>>702761314
i would eat the shit out of those fish. i want to get into bow fishing. looks fun as shit

>>702761626
okays i will use war axe on you!

>>702761725
smacking me like a babby.
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>>702761325
Ever watch High School DxD? That show but with guys. :D

>>702761418
Noooooooooo
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>>702761832
i never heard of it! D:
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>>702761822
A buff babby!
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>>702761999
>>702761999
obeses babby
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>>702762076
I'm not fat, I'm just big boned ;_;

Fine, I'm going to bed then!
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Kitty, hunnibuns no likes the puppy.

Goodnight, you fags.
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>>702762194
fine go take your babby nap!
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>>702762394
puppy smell bad
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>>702762566
Nighty night~
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>>702762644
ninininini
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>>702761929
Watch it
Many boobs and funny jokes

>>702762394
Night Homo!

>>702762594
Puppy got issues
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So where should we venture with our carevan?
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jerking off to animals again? god you're pathetic
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>>702763611
Oh well
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>>702763611
How are you though?
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>>702762912
what kidn of issue?
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i guess i start classes today
feelsbad
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>>702764514
Her former owner looked like me i guess
They beater her and ditched her at a park after she gave birth 3 year old dog
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>>702764678
oh fuck. poor pup
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>>702765231
I've been so kind for a whole year. She barely lets me near her.

You still no awnser my question
Where should we see?
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>>702763611
i love you too
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>>702765777
:/
and i didnt notice the question. we should like go all along the west coast
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>>702766217
I kinda wanna see all 49 inland states before fleeing America.
Plus before we even could start that. We'd have to be in same state to build and supply together efficiently.

So you say West Utah part of that.
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>>702766677
okays that sounds good plan~
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>>702764169

i deserve death

>>702765840

right back atcha
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>>702768296
Why do you say that?
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>>702768321

worthless freak with no redeeming qualities, i only exist as a cog for intelligent, ambitious people to use
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>>702768413
I'm sure you're worth something.
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>>702767334
I kinda want to kidnap you and make you live with me now. So we can start working on that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0pOXyV9fQ
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>>702769524
girl you dont even have to kidnap me
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>>702770319
Hummm
I don't have much room now to have you live with me now. :p Unless you don't plan to bring much. Because many places hire now teens in school. I know place dat pay 10.50 starting.
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>>702771154
you can always keep me in a sock drawer~
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>>702761059
why must you post such perfect, cute chubs

>they will never exist in real life
;_;

Why even live?
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>>702771405
I got more room than that. I mean for your stuff. Other than that I have a huge beg and a futon.

Just need old man to rid old bad cars to bus spot
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>>702771600
They do
Just rare
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>>702771600
They do exist.
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>>702771785
And are any of these mythical creatures with us ITT?
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>>702743276
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
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>>702771702
i can hide stay under the bed :3c
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>>702772007
Fucketh thine anus father
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you too a good morning
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you too
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>>702772631
>>702772599
>>702772485
I laughed
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>>702772599
how are you this morning
>>702772766
i thought it was funny as well
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>>702772108
If you want silly

Sure Snarf would love to visit more if you were here. So I don't have to go out Sandy to deal with his Family.
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>>702772848
was okay
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>>702772938
ooo we can have cooking parties!
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>>702772766

touches your tail

>>702772848

i feel nothing, legitimately
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>>702773484
But my tail is stubby.
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>>702773170
i'll take it
>>702773484
would you be able to explain? nothing as in, say, emotionally? or actually physically unable to feel anything
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>>702773763
>>702773763
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>>702773331
And drinking parties! I got Super Smash on Wii
We drink and play that game a lot!
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>>702773812
truck yeah that sounds awesoooooooome
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