Face/dissapointing pussy thread?
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Face/dissapointing pussy thread?
>>702729361
Bump for curiosity
>>702731125
Same niggerinos
Bump
>>702729532
/thread
>>702729532
>>702731635
lmfao
>>702729361
Op, your face IS a disappointing pussy.
>>702729532
Looks like roast beef lol
>>702729361
Disappointing fingernails and hygiene, yuck.
>>702729532
Requesting Jim Carrey dry heaving
I'd hit it...
>>702729361
Op is a fag. That's a nice pucci.
man i know this so hard... ex good face...worst looking pssssssss, yet best psssssss feels though
>>702729361
Would still fuck with the force of a thousand suns but we'd shower first. That bitch has some dirty ass finger nails
that`s a hard thread... i`d love to contribute. No pics like that, but i must say that i`ve had dissapointiments like that!
Seems like small spinner chics always have disappointing blowouts...
>>702732272
yeah she looks like a part time diesel mechanic
>>702729361
How can you look decently/somewhat attractive and then keep your goods in that condition.
>>702734293
It's so little itty bitty though. It's cute. I bet that shit would grip my cock so good.
>>702734619
>>702734293
look at her fingernails, she doesn't know what personal hygiene is
>>702734626
>>702729532
thanks for reminding about this movie gonna watch it tonight
>>702734874
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
I wanna get balls deep in that.
>>702734704
what an ugly ratchet bitch, whoever fucks this should kys
>>702729532
if thats real. why on earth would you not get surgery. thats just an accident waiting to happen.
>>702734293
I myself have an ugly vagina, the reson why i don't fix it is because i dont have enough money, time, or fucking courage to get my lady bits snipped.
>>702734874
>>702735554
>>702731635
Top kek
>>702735611
>>702735496
Post pussy?
>>702735554
This looks fake as fuck
>>702735554
That pussy looks great tbqh.
>>702735496
If you think you have an ugly vulva, you're probably wrong.
>>702735584
>>702735702
Computer does not have a camera.
>>702735665
Ass cancer?
>>702735835
then use your phone
>>702735706
Nope, Real and Super Hot with a Ton of Meat
>>702735584
Get your fingers out and stick your cock in. What are you some kind of faggot? Fingering her after a black dude fucks her. Honestly people like you make me ashamed to be white
>>702735993
My phone bill hasn't been paid for in months. I don't need it, imma hermit. :3
>>702735930
That's like.. a 7head
>>702736039
>>702735971
External hemorrhoids
>>702736262
I can deal with the pussy, but that anus is freaky.
>>702735971
WHAT IS ALL THAT FAGGOT BEAR SHIT ON YOUR PHONE NIGGER
>>702736463
Talking tom and Talking Angela.
>>702729361
I could still work with that.
>>702734704
Do not want.
>>702735665
Who cares about her pussy? Look at her fucking asshole.
>>702736039
Looks shooped, but the Arby's is real.
>>702736463
Speaking of which, i gotta feed them.
>>702729361
Nothing disappointing about that snatch. It looks clean, it's wet, I'd fuck it.
>>702729532
>>702736192
>imma hermit
I bet your pussy stinks
"Don't just look at it , Eat it!"
>>702737666
>>702737664
Why assume that? I still exercise.
>>702738002
exercise, or the lack thereof, does support nor contradict the olfactory detected state of your vagina.
>>702734293
looks fine
>>702738236
Smells kinda metallic, and according to what i read thats normal.
>>702737666
Is that... real? Like, that occurs naturally?
>>702737014
>>702738463
fucking gross
>>702729361
>>702734293
>>702734874
Hey buddy you're a fucking cuck, don't ya know?
>>702738548
Krusty anus.
>>702738629
What is normal then?
>>702731635
>>702738463
I bet it tastes like salty milk and coins
>>702738688
I see a yeast infection in your future ma'am.
>>702729532
Oh my god this is my fetish.
I need to fuck a girl like this.
>>702729361
FOREHEAD
>>702729361
>>702731635
Cant wait to see this on reddit!
The most disappointing pussy is when there is no pussy. Only cock
>>702731635
Holy shit topkek anon
All of these bitches need to learn how to shave.
>>702738761
a slight, ever so subtle muskiness and nothing more. anything else indicates poor vaginal health and/or substandard personal hygiene practices.
>>702739075
>>702738761
Mine has a very powerful smell, but the smell changes occasionally. I don't think I can accurately describe it, but I guess it's kind of like a really sharp ejaculate smell. It persists even when I haven't had sex for months. I dislike it so much that I used to get tested for STDs every 3 months. I'm fine, though. I assume it's different for everyone.
>>702739132
Damn you must be a virgin.
>>702729532
Sauuuuuce
>>702736633
>Talking tom and Talking Angela.
What
THE
Fuck
>>702735186
I was going to post this very same image.
>>702734704
Disappointing face and pussy.
>>702735496
Prob a guy, but srsly watch this if not.
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/perfect-vagina/
I love my gf's labia and it is pretty large. You will find someone who does too.
>>702729361
Keep driving these women away from you so they can learn what a real man/ woman is - you ate doing everyone a service, you cock-wrangler.
>>702739148
THIS
H
I
S
>>702737666
>>702739148
This bitch is nastier than >>702738463
Fucking female basement dwellers with cheesy, stank ass pussies. They're probably "gamers" too. Absolutley disgusting.
>>702739075
Damn anon. Poetic
>>702739594
(You)
>>702729361
What's the problem here? You want her to shave or something?
Or is it the presence of labia? In which case, stop looking at lolis
>>702739594
You're so cute when you're wrong, anon.
>>702729361
Disregard OP's faggotry most more hairy pussy
I have an ugly pussy too, pic related. I wish it weren't so ugly, but I would hate to sacrifice any sensitivity. Pic related.
>>702739852
Saved.
Taking over thread and posting delicious labias.
>>702739852
MOAR PLZ!!!!!
CLOSE UP!!!
>>702739852
Lol, love that pussy!
>>702739852
Well at least your labia aren't darkened, and it isn't gross.
>>702739242
not a virgin, quite the opposite actually. i only choose to have sexual relations with women who abide by the utmost standards of health and hygeine. it is a pity that you sully yourself by engaging in such acts with substandard specimens of the female gender.
>>702739852
I'd say no, because you didn't post your face as the thread is titled. But, that is a decent looking pussy.
>>702739132
What? The smell is really only bad if it's like fish. Literally fish. Like some oily ass fish smell. Maybe a lil cottage cheese discharge to top it off. Some women also just have wetter pussies and the smell is just strong on its own. How many women have you fucked bro? I don't think enough to know what you're talking about.
>>702740115
Im actually a virgin.
>>702739769
(Me)?
>>702736459
100% better than all the traps.
>implying you wouldn't destroy this with your dick
>>702739826
And you're still a smelly whore
>>702739852
It's beautiful. I would love to pleasure you.
>>702739132
Lemme guess, your a 14 year old virgin who fantasizes about megan fox.
>>702739852
There is nothing wrong with that pussy it reminds me of my ex and she was the best sex I've ever had....to bad she was bat shit crazy.
>>702739852
Hi aly
>>702729361
>>702735186
Top Kek
I dunno, I actually like the beef. Less popular belief sure, but I'm happy with any vag. Fiance's is best though.
>>702735930
Shout out to anons mom who posted tits
>>702739594
Phishing for (you)s i see..
>>702740232
that, my dear friend, would then entitle you to have absolutely no opinion on the matter.
>>702729532
That's fucking awful.
>>702737666
whait..what???/ WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT
IS THAT A PENIS GROWING IN THE PUSSY??? WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>702740500
please see >>702740115
>>702735930
wait thats the "mom" that sent a tit pic to her "son"
>>702740914
Why? Does having sex automatically let me know if MY pussy smells weird?
Most of these cunts are fantastic, assuming they don't smell.
>>702741104
We all know that's bullshit anon.
Thanks for the self esteem boost. I'll post a few more of myself then. This is the most face you'll get.
>>702741000
Why, you like that NEWFAG?
>>702740297
That thing needs a good jab with a needle or pin
>>702740556
>best sex I've ever had....to bad she was bat shit crazy.
You're gonna get to choose between the short-lived ones who want to live it up, or the ones who will lock you down and play irl Sims.
Pick the first one every time.
I'm gonna hit 30 in a while. I've had my ups and downs with them. And you know what, while I've had tough years for it, I've also thrived on it and still do, with complete liberty and batches of new party girls ahead, looking to inaugurate a fresh teen soon. I also know people who did the white picket fence thing, got deliberately snared with a pregnancy, now are hitting the cliffs in a bad way but are locked between special needs kids and mortgages and honestly shitty job prospects.
Crazy's the way to ride /b/ro
>>702741277
I would insert my penis into your vajayjay
Have another
>>702741277
lets see those tits
>>702741443
Titties?
>>702741353
Goddamnit I've seen gross/weird shit, but nothing like this oh fuck
>>702729361
disappointing fingernail funk for sure
>>702739826
This girl does have a beautiful vagina.
>>702741475
Enjoy
>>702740115
the fedora is strong my lawd
>>702741157
not necessarily. however, in your present state of virginity, no other person has had the opportunity to evaluate the health and hygiene level of your vagina. therefore, you do not yet have the ability to know whether or not your "pussy smells weird" to another person. what may be perfectly normal to you may be very off putting to the majority of civilized people.
>>702738337
SAUCE
>>702741685
You are new to the force Young Padawan.
>>702739923
thats one used up hole.
>>702729361
>>702729532
Japanese squid porn isn't my thing
>>702737517
keked
>>702741980
That's it I'm outta here
Here's a full body pic from earlier today, from ugly pussy fem anon.
>>702741889
Damn, u have a fine puss and nice tits
>>702741889
wow u got all the pretty parts! care to kik? loverofallover
>>702741889
nice!
>>702741892
in this day and age hats, especially fedoras seem to be a faux paus. in an attempt to present myself in a sophisticated manner i do not, among other things, wear a hats.
>>702741277
Looks delicious anon
>>702729532
10/10
would swallow whole
>>702741889
Damn you are beautiful. How old are you?
>>702739852
that's gorgeous.
>>702742168
are u kidding? pussy looks tasty
>>702741925
It smells kinda metallic and it's not pungent in the slightest.
>>702742366
25.
>>702739852
Damn, saved all 4! Got a kik? Lol
>>702742225
You're kinda cute. Full body naked?
>>702742366
50 years old
>>702729361
She's be fine if she shaved and cleaned her fucking nails
>>702742489
please see >>702739132
>>702736459
Thanks, agent orange.
>>702742510
How does a reasonably normal guy meet a beautiful girl like you? Hanging out in 4chan it would be interesting to have a conversation.
>>702735930
Or did she???
>>702740196
>flicking the beans
>>702735611
Rosebud
>>702738430
What in the Hades blue FUCK???
>>702741277
Would eat for hours!!
>>702729361
Most vaginas are very unappealing, actually.
To look at most them, I seem to feel sick, but maybe I am only a homosexual whose opinion is entirely irrelevant, so scroll on and keep on keeping on scrolling on.
>>702742881
backpage.com
>>702743093
>>702742881
Lost me at normal. Also im an anomaly. I'm pretty much the worst 4chan autismo loser some how trapped on the body of a cute-ish girl.
Basically it doesn't happen. But if you see a girl working on homework in a red neck bar, try saying hi and then something rude as hell.
>>702729532
That's what the vaccum pumping does.
>>702743322
Why would you do it in a redneck bar?
>>702741889
got any with your butt?
I'd eat your pussy in a heartbeat just for the record, also nice tits
>>702737664
>Implying this is a female you're talking to
>>702741443
I'd love to eat your pussy, it looks great to me!
>>702743322
How about "Hi, are you down for a threesome with a girl you probably wouldn't but definitely shouldn't ask the age of?"
>>702742548
Never used Kik before, just made an account. Spookygh0sts
how bout the oposite, dissapointing face with 10\10 pussy
>>702743531
I basically live in South Park, Colorado
>>702732272
>Hygiene
Literally what? If you think hair on a woman is gross or unnatural, you don't belong on this site, anon.
>>702739852
I bet you enjoy cunnilingus. IF NOT, TRY IT!
>>702743322
I never could figure out how/why the asshole approach seems to work.
Funny thing, fast-forward a few years, you marry the girl you met while being a douche and then you treat her as an equal.... then poof, shes gone with the next asshole that comes by.
I guess I'm far from normal, or I wouldn't be here..... but then again, I'm in Canada so that has alot to do with it.
>>702729532
>>702739148
Tits or gtfo
>>702740753
Story?
>>702744278
>>702744325
>>702729361
is that havoc haley from money talks? lol
>>702744360
>>702744443
>>702737666
jesus fuck its satans fanny
>>702744083
>the asshole approach
This is your main problem.
These girls are humans too, with needs and insecurities. Because of yours, you don't take the initiative. You then reflexively start referring to others who do as assholes, and condescending to the girl. On top of passive, it makes you cynical and unpleasant, but you power through it by demanding that by some unwritten code/spiteful hypothetical you have legal claim to the nearest pussy.
Now don't freak out, you can change this. Like, as of right now.
>>702744083
The asshole approach works because as a girl, everyone treats you special regardless if you deserve it or not.
If you treat a long term girl as a true equal, you will still have to call her out for cunty behavior. Once you stop doing that, she doesn't have to try anymore and will leave you and/or pack on the pounds.
>>702738982
>>702729532
>>702741000
No, that's a cunt on testosterone. Note the lack of tits. Trans guy.
>>702741000
Hermaphrodite?
>>702739137
Kekkles
>>702741889
>>702739923
I've seen my fair share of disappointingly ugly pussies. Then they get mad when I start whiskey dickin like it's my fault. Smh, bitches.
>>702745062
My flaps are sensitive enough I would probably enjoy that. Besides getting those piercings.
>>702744945
no such thing
fact!
>>702744608
So what do you actually respond to?
Obviously you like attention... I could probably give at least a decent profile too, but thats probably creepy, even for 4Chan
>>702744608
Nice body not going to bother to read the post though
Kik?
>>702729532
I asked for some roast beef,anon, and you me a whole hoof.
>>702745309
google 'apadravya'
x
>>702745062
This is pure fucking genius. Also that tat looks very familiar. Les?
>>702737666
FtM
>>702741277
Dunno why you're posting here; that's a gorgeous pussy....
Though, I find your lack of a timestamp disturbing....
>>702745480
how close is that to "abracadabra"?
>>702745515
>>702745309
Your nipples look fantastic are they very sensitive?
>>702745304
Top keks
>>702745343
I don't respond to much, honestly. I only chat once every blue moon when I'm desperately lonely
>>702744608
Married? Looks like a wedding/ engagement ring in this pic
Can we see more of your puss? Maybe full spread? Love em clean and meaty like yours. Yum
>>702745665
off abracadabra by 1
dont kys
>>702745665
also its fucking magic when it goes in her
>>702745515
;)
>>702738997
>>702729361
Fivehead
>>702745319
Oh, okay, I guess I'm just supposed to believe everything someone says is a fact. Sauce or fuck off.
>>702729532
>>702731635
That pussy ain't ugly at all. Looks great! and those nails are awesome
>>702745067
> pic related
>>702745843
Promise ring. He has kids and I love him, but no way am I committing to that. I make too much money.
>>702745990
you believe a human being can father and mother a child?
as you were, anon
>>702729532
Nice!
Anymore?
>>702729361
Disappointing face too. only thing about her that's nice is them abs.
>>702738982
Behold ! It speak !
>>702746203
No, I don't believe that. You assume that's what I mean when I was using the term to describe what appears to be a cock and a vagina on the same person. Maybe that's not the scientific definition of the word, but it is the layman's.
Its been a good haul tonight /b/
>>702746278
Can you spread it with both hands somehow? those nails are awesome and manicures and pretty labia in a pic is my fetish
>>702746278
Will you pull your hood back and let us see your clit popping out?
>>702746278
>>702746568
2nd this! Me too!
>>702745832
So, I would guess you are single and you are also honest. Your friends would say 'brutally honest'. I'm guessing also that they are a small group and you don't feel close to any of them particularly. You've probably had a few relationships that ended poorly. Likely 3 or less. Am I close?
>>702739923
More?
That's hot
>>702746278
That would be really nice to suck on, and nipple on those lips. Fuuuuuuuck
>>702739852
better than my ex's.
10/10 would eat without steak sauce
>>702746724
About 70% accuracy
Blonde femanon is pretty sexy.
The rest of these make me not want to have sex anymore. Of the 20 I've seen, thankfully none have looked like these.
>>702729361
Those dirty ass finger nails....imagine the pussy
Alright, new set of poses
>>702747763
Face pic?
>>702746724
You over estimated how social I am, and underestimated how much of a slut I am.
>>702747763
Now that's a good girl. keep going!
>>702747763
Continuing to edge. Please proceed!
I would do bad things with you!
What??
No Chris-Chan??!!!!
>>702739923
fun fact: if you do this(or blowing air into cunt) to a preggo, youre going to kill her and the baby.
>>702734293
R u complaining about the hair? You represent everything that disgusts me about the millennial generation...now fuck off
>>702747763
10/10 i love sucking on long labia majora. its super hot. and your clit is sexy as fuck.
>>702747763
Update your water heater.
>>702747932
You can keep edging, but it's not going to get much better.
>>702747928
Alright slut. Let's see something similar with your tits out, and your hole spread even more. Yes. That.
>>702735186
Inside of the mouth looks like my gf's pussy when I spread it.
it's fucking disgusting because she doesn't like to touch her pussy at all so it's almost never clean beyond her lips.
Introducing
Perfection
>>702746999
Interesting. 70%. Ok. How about this..... Shy irl, dated people you had connections with (through friends, school, etc). Not a night club disco-bitch type. Likely unlikely professions would be waitress, receptionist, hirdresser, public service. More likely to use your brain in an engineering, medical field or professional. Maybe even a trade, although the last one is unlikely due to your nails.
You post your pics for the attention, and enjoy it because of the anonymity, but are intrigued by a guy who would engage you in conversation instead of demanding personalized porn.
>>702748154
Doesn't need to. Just like this is Fine with. Me! I love your pussy!
I'd love to see something where it's all swollen right after orgasm.
>>702747988
Whoah whoah whoah!
>>702748167
No. But you can have this instead.
>>702747928
I didn't imply you didn't have sex regularly, or even how many partners.... I only suggested that you didn't have many relationships. Not exactly the same thing.
>>702734293
Idk looks fine to me. The lighting and vauge sweatyness dont really help but all together thats a pretty normal cunt.
>>702748583
Can we get a full face pic, please?
>>702748583
Fuck you're hot. Great looking face (from what I can see)
>>702748583
Not even dissapointed about.
Any with your ass from the back. With your back arched to show off your puss?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a1ab838e227
>>702747928
Do you have kik?
>>702729532
>>702735611
Pussy is okay but that asshole is fukking distracting.
>>702748385
I'm enjoying this immensely. That one was much more accurate. I actually do work in a trade now, but obsessively keep up my nails, but I'm going to school for a tech related career.
Thanks!
>>702735665
An ugly asshole is an instant dealbreaker for me.
A 10/10 can become a 3/10 unkfuckable real fast.
>>702748583
can i get some feets???
>>702746724
>>702747928
>modern female
>not slutty
pick one
I love long hoods and lips. This is my ex.
>>702748583
sharpie in pooper
