Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702724881
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Never trust a straya cunt.
calamity-masu'd
still here
>>702727836
Zozzle.
http://marcelsmusicjournal.com/post/149868200513/album-review-young-thug-jeffery
>best fox
Claiming Felix
Miho claimed
The oldfags are their own reason for leaving these threads. They spent so much time trash talking everyone who wasn't involved in their secret society, they become literal elitist snobs. A lot of people on here came to hate them for that. They have every right to conduct their private community how they seem fit, but they're doing it wrong. They took away what made waifu waifu and now they're the farthest from waifu they've ever been. There are plenty of members who would brighten up Discourse and bring a breath of fresh air, creativity and alternate viewpoints, but the oldfags have their heads so far up their asses they can't see that. The only reason that community exists is because they felt like they were more than others. That because they were veterans everyone else is wrong and they're right. They didn't want to change with the times. And if they don't, it'll end soon. They can really make a full fledged community with what they've got, but they squander it.
Don't we control all aspects of children's lives with the illusion of "Adulthood" anyway?
I caught a fuckload of pidgeys and a high cp charmander.
Feelin pretty wizard right now guys, no lie
claimed
>>702728008
Saw this, but didn't actually read the review. I read pieces of it though.
>>702728254
Hello.
>>702728161
Nice.
>>702728128
God, now Im in the mood for spaghetti
>>702728128
Some oldfags don't care at all.
>>702728254
She lights my loins on fire.
>>702728161
All I wanted was your honesty
Something more than this
Something more than me (MORE THAN ME)
Death can take me if I can't be free
I am not like you, I'M A DYING BREED
>>702728350
hey shiro
hows life?
>>702728439
>>702728161
I'm pretty surprised people still play Pokemon GO
>>702728441
that's as much of a girl as Felix
>>702728350
Hello! How goes it?
>>702728468
You are 18 year old girl
Who live in small city of Japan
And you heard me on the radio
About one year ago
And you wanted to know
All about me and my hobbies
My favorite food and my birthday
>>702728627
Fine enough. Boring.
>>702728627
Why can i usually tell when a thread is going to get deleted?...
Janitor?
>>702728942
Nope, some people find it funny to make and delete threads.
>>702728926
It's not too hard to tell.
>>702728805
It goes fine.
>>702728942
Nope, people delete thread for the memes.
>>702728669
I just started!
Honestly Im kinda suprised people play it still too.
I dont mind though, its nice to see people outside at night and not trying to score hot slash and dank kush.
Its refreshing to say the least!
>>702729053
Wundabar!
Claimed
>>702729053
Good waifu
Shit Anon
>>702729039
Must be pretty stale if that kind of stuff is needed
>>702729053
I don't really get ya guys, need to understand more
>>702728926
Its not us.
I have no fucking energy to work properly. Holy shit.
>>702729231
You will never understand autism.
>>702729159
Already claimed him m8
>>702729039
You'd think they'd bother to be subtle enough to make it so we can't tell immediately though.
I will never understand the shitposters.
>>702729231
Apparently making and deleting threads is an epic shitpost according to some people.
>>702728805
Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
See to me you're just a cancer
MOTHERFUCKER, WAR IS THE ANSWER
>>702729159
I don't know which Felix you are
Am I an elite yet?
I dont feel it even though Ive been here for a while...
>>702729124
It seems like one of those fads that died very fast, i don't hear much about it
too bad people need an excuse to go for a walk
>>702729336
Well it could be worse
>>702729399
So what faggot?
We all know in the end Felix is mine
>>702729520
Bringing up time spent here is elitist discount stocking~
>>702729198
Okay.
>>702729520
What an elitist move.
>>702729667
This guy is a prime example of elitism
>>702729652
We all know in the end you're just a gigantic nigger
>>702729398
Fuck it, I'm trying. Explain
Also you forgot to told me about yourself
>>702729470
What the shit is the point tho
still claimed
>>702729470
>>702729437
>>702729398
>>702729231
It's all for the LULZ
>>702729939
>What the shit is the point tho
That's a good question.
>>702729848
Someone is a little mad
>>702729806
I think it's because most of the time i just post statements like i know everything.
>>702729939
I'm a dishwasher, 21, in college, animal science.
>>702730100
Sure fam whatever you say
>>702729977
...But it wasn't funny...
It's a mild inconvenience.
>>702729491
Funny how it seems like yesterday
As I recall you were looking out of place
Gathered up your things and slipped away
No time at all I followed you into the hall
Cigarette daydream
You were only seventeen
Soft speak with a mean streak
Nearly brought me to my kneesocks
>>702729579
I guess it depends on your area I guess.
My campus is still brimming with players.
I just had two groups of like ten people each walk by.
They were valor and mystic.
I screamed out team instinct from my window, they laughed at me...
>>702729667
>>702729799
Woo hoo!
Im an elite. Do I get like a t shirt or something?
Totebag?
Anything would be appreciated...
Taiga claim!
>>702730275
Another day in this carnival of souls
Another night settles in as quickly as it goes
The memories of shadows, ink on the page
And I can't seem to find my way home
And it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out
>>702730216
>>702730100
Who's who?
>>702730275
>picking Instinct
guess i can't fault you for going against the grain
I live in a fairly rural area, a lot of younger people here are busy hitting up hardcore drugs, getting knocked up, and never seeing the dad again
>>702730322
Hello angry kitty
>>702730275
You get your very own circlejerk of your choosing
>>702730596
I'm the one you like, Galil-chan
I can even post screen shots so you can tell us apart
>>702728254
Hi hi
>still on league
>>702730216
>fam
Nice maymay, familiar
BITCHEEEEEEEEEES
>>702730763
What's up Nyan~
It's caving in around me
What I thought was solid ground
I tried to look the other way
But I couldn't turn around
It's OK for you to hate me
For all the things I've done
I've made a few mistakes
But I'm not the only one
Step away from the ledge
I'M COMING DOWN
>>702730944
I can tell by the filenames noe that I know which is which
>>702730944
>two people like this guy
>>702730763
>pomfs the miho
>>702731121
Not to much Nyan~
You?
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>702730596
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
God, a lot of weezer tonight...awesome!
>>702730734
I thought it would be the popular group to be honest.
Zapdos is a beast man!
Yeah I get that, my hometown has a lot of those issues.
>>702730937
Can I choose this one?
Im kind of used to it
>>702731402
No, now that you're elite everyone in here is inferior.
>>702731402
>weezer
If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel
Soon I'll be naked
Lying on the floor, I've come undone
I'M DUMBLEDORE
>>702731099
>go fuck yourselfie
brb killing myself
>>702731402
Most people's favorite color is blue or red, that's difinetly a factor
>>702731121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PVjcIO4MT4
>>702731402
Oh, dear Mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear Father, forgive me
'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you
But you left me here alooone
>>702731712
Don't kill self :(
>>702731634
<3
>>702731712
The best time to wear a striped sweater
Is all the time
>>702731871
>>702731243
I honestly wasn't payint attention to his file names tbh
Claiming
>>702731634
Aw man, I kinda like it here though...
So does that mean mean Im not elite yet Yukko?
It seams very catch twenty twoy to me...
>>702731656>>702731784
Fighting back revenge
You've got your face to the ground
You make excuses for the madness
You've been hanging around
You built a house up in the trees
So you could see everyone
You set the clock and had a run
You set the clock and had a run
>>702731712
Such a boring way to choose.
Still pry would have gone with yellow
>>702732341
Na, you just have to give it time. Some people left before changing tune.
I'm going to sleep now. Good night people
>>702731901
>Literally just thought of this song
GET OUT OF MY HEAD FAKE FELIX
>>702731712
Ignore >>702731846 please.
>>702732341
If I could hold back the rain
Would you numb the pain
'Cause I remember everything
If I could help you forget
Would you take my regrets
'Cause I remember everything
>>702732567
>fake felix
But I'm real.
>>702732824
Oh hell. What a nice surprise thank you.
Have great days come your way <3
>yuuko
>>702732758
Nah man
You're the fake
Fuck outta here
>>702732506
Goodnight, smarty pants
>>702732567
This one, got a princely racket
That's what I said, now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
>>702732986
>Hugs <3
Im very bored
>>702731846
k
>>702731901
One with a window, to boobies, that's the kind
>>702732341
what do you expect from casual players
>>702732567
I'll do it if you do
Thread is full of zipperheads
>>702733072
How am I fake?
I exist in the corporeal world and the digital. If I'm Fake Felix then you're Faux Felix
>>702733367
Don't need to become a smartass on here mate
>>702733072
Don't worry, he can't trick me <3
>>702733081
Paint the mirrors black (to forget you)
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing,
Everything to you is nothing
>>702733335
I'll give you a dollar if you do
>>702728828
sorry i was playing a game
you up to anything?
>>702728904
>>702733548
Well I wouldn't want to be a dumbass, would I?
>>702733848
You automatically become a dumbass when you first post on 4chan
>>702733568
I know you're just jealous of Ran's 8 extra tails
>>702733568
I would hope he can't <3
>>702733335
I suppose youre right.
>>702733568
A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand
Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work it way to all them plans
We both got fired on, exactly, the same day
Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way
Night night ladies, love ya
>>702728035
Fucking faggot
>>702733985
Whatever, Faux Felix
>>702734068
>Implying Galil isn't perfect
Stop
>>702734086
Don't worry bb
>>702734093
I'm begging for forgiveness, everything I've done
If God is listening, He knows I'm not the only one
It's okay to lash out from the rules that I'm enslaved
But somehow someday, I'll have to turn the page
>>702734068
She's Naruto
>>702734527
I won't bb <3
>>702733777
>777
>>702734694
>>702734527
>being this gay
Wow I know you like boys but damn, keep it on the down low
>>702734093
I just wish i could find something that's not a damned pidgey, weedle, or ratata
>>702734527
>only one tail
wouldn't that mean she's like a newborn foxgirl?
>>702734609
O-oh shit, MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
>>702734891
You're waifu is a Vulpix
>>702734873
>>702734882
wait
this is ironic right?
>>702735024
>>702734882
>calling someone gay for liking boys
>having a trap waifu
eh
>>702734978
vulpix only has six tails, she'd be a ninetails
because she's a nine tails
>great naming Pokemon
>Ran
>>702734694
Good <3
>>702734882
Nah
>>702734891
Nah
>>702735024
Nah
>>702735138
Ruby!
>>702735189
shut up i hate you
>>702735305
>>702735127
i feel sorry for you honestly
>>702735305
it cant be right
it just, cant be real
>>702735138
hello little red
>>702735305
Nine tails is better than one
fact
>>702735376
Y-you too
>>702734882
Wew lad
I'm bisexual so I'm good fam
I don't give a fuck who knows if I am or not
But if you say you aren't gay for having a trap waifu/husbando
You should probably just kill yourself
>>702735127
>>702735523
wait
i m retarded
>>702735176
Let me guess. Tired and nothing to do?
>>702735455
It's how we live
How we live that defines us
What we change
And what we leave behind
You know you can't
You can't take it with you
Your day will come
It's just a matter of time
>>702735523
People really are that dumb
>>702735578
Have fun putting on pants
>>702735607
>That pic
Hot af
>>702735523
Why?
>>702735856
Shit
>>702735607
I'm gay but I'm not so outward about it. If you knew me IRL you wouldn't know it.
>>702735857
I AM RETARDED
SORRY
>5 am
cute me some slack
>>702735305
Galil! How are you?
>>702735995
I went to bed at 8am this morning....
>>702735988
FUCK OFF FELIX
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
Tired of all these gooks on /b/
>>702735988
You're a fucking retard, shut the fuck up
>>702735988
If you aren't outwards about fucking, what else is there?
>>702735995
Go to bed
>>702736022
I'm good, I found out that the reason my weekend was so shitty was that I left my lucky patch at home
>>702736212
Meme'd
>>702736348
>>702735856
she wears a dress, presumably specially made for her, like clothes for every girl with tails
>>702735995
Don't cute yourself, Yuno
>>702736231
Actually, the proper term is Tojos
>>702736188
i slept for only 3 hours last night and now i just had a 4 hour nap i
i dont know what happened there
i misunderstood
pls
>>702736348
i cant sleep
insomnia a bitch
>>702736583
>>702736231
Sadly a gook owns /b/
>>702736348
How could you forget that?!
>>702736583
Speak for yourself you rice bag motherfucker
>>702736927
Suck my dick nigga
>>702736927
sorry
Why the sudden death of the last thread I was in?
Claiming Megumin
neked lood
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WFj6JjC7kE
>>702737112
I dont even know whats going on.
>>702735744
Spot on.
>>702737112
Männer Abgeordnete des Deutschen Reichstages!
An einem für das deutsche Volk bedeutungsvollen Tage ist der Reichstag heute zusammengetreten. Vier Jahre sind vergangen seit dem Augenblick, da die große innere Umwälzung und Neugestaltung, die Deutschland seitdem erlebte, ihren Anfang nahm. Vier Jahre, die ich mir vom deutschen Volk ausgebeten habe als eine Zeit der Bewährung und Beurteilung. Was würde näherliegen, als diesen Anlaß zu benutzen, um im einzelnen alle jene Erfolge und Fortschritte aufzuzählen, die diese vier Jahre dem deutschen Volke geschenkt haben? Es ist aber gar nicht möglich, im Rahmen einer so kurzen Kundgebung all das zu erwähnen, was als die bemerkenswerten Ergebnisse dieser vielleicht erstaunlichsten Epoche im Leben unseres Volkes gelten dürfen! Dies ist mehr die Aufgabe der Presse und der Propaganda. Außerdem wird in diesem Jahre in der Reichshauptstadt Berlin eine Ausstellung stattfinden, in der versucht werden soll, ein umfassenderes und eingehenderes Bild des Geschaffenen, Erreichten und Begonnenen aufzuzeigen, als mir dies in einer zweistündigen Rede überhaupt möglich sein könnte! Ich will daher diese heutige geschichtliche Zusammenkunft des Deutschen Reichstages benutzen, um in einem Rückblick auf die vergangenen vier Jahre einige jener allgemein gültigen Erkenntnisse, Erfahrungen und Folgerungen aufzuzeigen, die zu verstehen nicht nur für uns, sondern auch für die Nachwelt wichtig sind.
>>702737197
memegi?
don't you have school tomorrow?
>>702737169
No
>>702737281
wrong moogs
the pic was just saved as that
>>702737197
I like it.
You all are supposed to reply when I post
>>702736554
I gave you everything, everything but blood
Everything I had, and everything I've loved
You tore away and left me dead inside
Outside looking in, my heart lied
>>702736583
Have fun laying down
>>702736823
Drink a glass of apple juice (if you have any) and lay down while listening to music
>>702736909
I normally put it in my back pokcet, but when I left I was wearing basketball shorts and didn't realize it.Its a good thing we didn't stay a third day, or I might have been shot
>>702737480
Nice go fuck yourself Sachi.
R CG
>>702737529
>>702737244
Easy peasy.
Well, I should try and get some sleep. If you do ever get to sleep, I hope you sleep nicely. Goodnight.
>>702737480
nice feet
>>702737496
ah
now NEETgi then?
>>702737582
stop bullying
@702737508
No.
>>702737582
cute bote
>>702737582
>>702737238
i fucked up and wanted to apologies
>>702737529
apple juice?
i usually drink thee but yea i should get off
>>702737688
>>@702737508
>>No.
>
>>702737729
What for i forget?
>>702737529
>clearly not understanding how tails work
laying down wouldn't be hard
Galil would have the same difficulties anyway
>>702737529
Are you galil chan?
>>702737582
We accept all waifus. Cut that out.
Also, that isn't Sachi.
>>702737860
never mind then
>>702737635
Now I know that
I don't belong - I don't care
You're a scar burned into my skin
Can't hold on - can't move on
You're the weight beneath my sin
>>702737729
Yeah apple juice
>>702737884
It would be less of a problem anyway
Have fun walking in the woods
>>702737937
Yes, who are you?Are you new?
>>702738020
ok?
>>702737498
thicc galko
saved
>>702737729
what does thee taste like?
>>702737860
miho a cute!
>>702737975
Looks like you have to learn the value of nice feet
>>702738144
thee is tea in dutch mb
