Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
The oldfags are their own reason for leaving these threads. They spent so much time trash talking everyone who wasn't involved in their secret society, they become literal elitist snobs. A lot of people on here came to hate them for that. They have every right to conduct their private community how they seem fit, but they're doing it wrong. They took away what made waifu waifu and now they're the farthest from waifu they've ever been. There are plenty of members who would brighten up Discourse and bring a breath of fresh air, creativity and alternate viewpoints, but the oldfags have their heads so far up their asses they can't see that. The only reason that community exists is because they felt like they were more than others. That because they were veterans everyone else is wrong and they're right. They didn't want to change with the times. And if they don't, it'll end soon. They can really make a full fledged community with what they've got, but they squander it.
Don't we control all aspects of children's lives with the illusion of "Adulthood" anyway?
I caught a fuckload of pidgeys and a high cp charmander.
Feelin pretty wizard right now guys, no lie
Saw this, but didn't actually read the review. I read pieces of it though.
God, now Im in the mood for spaghetti
Some oldfags don't care at all.
All I wanted was your honesty
Something more than this
Something more than me (MORE THAN ME)
Death can take me if I can't be free
I am not like you, I'M A DYING BREED
I'm pretty surprised people still play Pokemon GO
that's as much of a girl as Felix
Hello! How goes it?
You are 18 year old girl
Who live in small city of Japan
And you heard me on the radio
About one year ago
And you wanted to know
All about me and my hobbies
My favorite food and my birthday
Why can i usually tell when a thread is going to get deleted?...
Nope, some people find it funny to make and delete threads.
It's not too hard to tell.
It goes fine.
Nope, people delete thread for the memes.
I just started!
Honestly Im kinda suprised people play it still too.
I dont mind though, its nice to see people outside at night and not trying to score hot slash and dank kush.
Its refreshing to say the least!
Must be pretty stale if that kind of stuff is needed
I don't really get ya guys, need to understand more
I have no fucking energy to work properly. Holy shit.
You'd think they'd bother to be subtle enough to make it so we can't tell immediately though.
I will never understand the shitposters.
Apparently making and deleting threads is an epic shitpost according to some people.
Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
See to me you're just a cancer
MOTHERFUCKER, WAR IS THE ANSWER
I don't know which Felix you are
Am I an elite yet?
I dont feel it even though Ive been here for a while...
It seems like one of those fads that died very fast, i don't hear much about it
too bad people need an excuse to go for a walk
Well it could be worse
So what faggot?
We all know in the end Felix is mine
Bringing up time spent here is elitist discount stocking~
We all know in the end you're just a gigantic nigger
Fuck it, I'm trying. Explain
Also you forgot to told me about yourself
What the shit is the point tho
It's all for the LULZ
>What the shit is the point tho
That's a good question.
I think it's because most of the time i just post statements like i know everything.
I'm a dishwasher, 21, in college, animal science.
...But it wasn't funny...
It's a mild inconvenience.
Funny how it seems like yesterday
As I recall you were looking out of place
Gathered up your things and slipped away
No time at all I followed you into the hall
You were only seventeen
Soft speak with a mean streak
Nearly brought me to my kneesocks
I guess it depends on your area I guess.
My campus is still brimming with players.
I just had two groups of like ten people each walk by.
They were valor and mystic.
I screamed out team instinct from my window, they laughed at me...
Im an elite. Do I get like a t shirt or something?
Anything would be appreciated...
Another day in this carnival of souls
Another night settles in as quickly as it goes
The memories of shadows, ink on the page
And I can't seem to find my way home
And it's almost like
Your heaven's trying everything
Your heaven's trying everything
To keep me out
guess i can't fault you for going against the grain
I live in a fairly rural area, a lot of younger people here are busy hitting up hardcore drugs, getting knocked up, and never seeing the dad again
You get your very own circlejerk of your choosing
I'm the one you like, Galil-chan
I can even post screen shots so you can tell us apart
It's caving in around me
What I thought was solid ground
I tried to look the other way
But I couldn't turn around
It's OK for you to hate me
For all the things I've done
I've made a few mistakes
But I'm not the only one
Step away from the ledge
I'M COMING DOWN
I can tell by the filenames noe that I know which is which
>two people like this guy
>pomfs the miho
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
God, a lot of weezer tonight...awesome!
I thought it would be the popular group to be honest.
Zapdos is a beast man!
Yeah I get that, my hometown has a lot of those issues.
Can I choose this one?
Im kind of used to it
No, now that you're elite everyone in here is inferior.
>go fuck yourselfie
brb killing myself
Most people's favorite color is blue or red, that's difinetly a factor
Oh, dear Mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear Father, forgive me
'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you
But you left me here alooone
The best time to wear a striped sweater
Is all the time
I honestly wasn't payint attention to his file names tbh
Aw man, I kinda like it here though...
So does that mean mean Im not elite yet Yukko?
It seams very catch twenty twoy to me...
Fighting back revenge
You've got your face to the ground
You make excuses for the madness
You've been hanging around
You built a house up in the trees
So you could see everyone
You set the clock and had a run
You set the clock and had a run
Such a boring way to choose.
Still pry would have gone with yellow
Na, you just have to give it time. Some people left before changing tune.
I'm going to sleep now. Good night people
>Literally just thought of this song
GET OUT OF MY HEAD FAKE FELIX
Ignore >>702731846 please.
If I could hold back the rain
Would you numb the pain
'Cause I remember everything
If I could help you forget
Would you take my regrets
'Cause I remember everything
You're the fake
Fuck outta here
Goodnight, smarty pants
This one, got a princely racket
That's what I said, now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Im very bored
One with a window, to boobies, that's the kind
what do you expect from casual players
I'll do it if you do
How am I fake?
I exist in the corporeal world and the digital. If I'm Fake Felix then you're Faux Felix
Don't need to become a smartass on here mate
Don't worry, he can't trick me <3
Paint the mirrors black (to forget you)
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing,
Everything to you is nothing
I'll give you a dollar if you do
sorry i was playing a game
you up to anything?
Well I wouldn't want to be a dumbass, would I?
You automatically become a dumbass when you first post on 4chan
I know you're just jealous of Ran's 8 extra tails
I suppose youre right.
A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand
Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work it way to all them plans
We both got fired on, exactly, the same day
Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way
Night night ladies, love ya
>Implying Galil isn't perfect
Don't worry bb
I'm begging for forgiveness, everything I've done
If God is listening, He knows I'm not the only one
It's okay to lash out from the rules that I'm enslaved
But somehow someday, I'll have to turn the page
>being this gay
Wow I know you like boys but damn, keep it on the down low
I just wish i could find something that's not a damned pidgey, weedle, or ratata
>only one tail
wouldn't that mean she's like a newborn foxgirl?
O-oh shit, MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
this is ironic right?
>calling someone gay for liking boys
>having a trap waifu
i feel sorry for you honestly
it cant be right
it just, cant be real
hello little red
Nine tails is better than one
I'm bisexual so I'm good fam
I don't give a fuck who knows if I am or not
But if you say you aren't gay for having a trap waifu/husbando
You should probably just kill yourself
Let me guess. Tired and nothing to do?
It's how we live
How we live that defines us
What we change
And what we leave behind
You know you can't
You can't take it with you
Your day will come
It's just a matter of time
People really are that dumb
Have fun putting on pants
I'm gay but I'm not so outward about it. If you knew me IRL you wouldn't know it.
I AM RETARDED
cute me some slack
I went to bed at 8am this morning....
FUCK OFF FELIX
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
If you aren't outwards about fucking, what else is there?
Go to bed
I'm good, I found out that the reason my weekend was so shitty was that I left my lucky patch at home
she wears a dress, presumably specially made for her, like clothes for every girl with tails
Don't cute yourself, Yuno
Actually, the proper term is Tojos
i slept for only 3 hours last night and now i just had a 4 hour nap i
i dont know what happened there
i cant sleep
insomnia a bitch
Why the sudden death of the last thread I was in?
Männer Abgeordnete des Deutschen Reichstages!
An einem für das deutsche Volk bedeutungsvollen Tage ist der Reichstag heute zusammengetreten. Vier Jahre sind vergangen seit dem Augenblick, da die große innere Umwälzung und Neugestaltung, die Deutschland seitdem erlebte, ihren Anfang nahm. Vier Jahre, die ich mir vom deutschen Volk ausgebeten habe als eine Zeit der Bewährung und Beurteilung. Was würde näherliegen, als diesen Anlaß zu benutzen, um im einzelnen alle jene Erfolge und Fortschritte aufzuzählen, die diese vier Jahre dem deutschen Volke geschenkt haben? Es ist aber gar nicht möglich, im Rahmen einer so kurzen Kundgebung all das zu erwähnen, was als die bemerkenswerten Ergebnisse dieser vielleicht erstaunlichsten Epoche im Leben unseres Volkes gelten dürfen! Dies ist mehr die Aufgabe der Presse und der Propaganda. Außerdem wird in diesem Jahre in der Reichshauptstadt Berlin eine Ausstellung stattfinden, in der versucht werden soll, ein umfassenderes und eingehenderes Bild des Geschaffenen, Erreichten und Begonnenen aufzuzeigen, als mir dies in einer zweistündigen Rede überhaupt möglich sein könnte! Ich will daher diese heutige geschichtliche Zusammenkunft des Deutschen Reichstages benutzen, um in einem Rückblick auf die vergangenen vier Jahre einige jener allgemein gültigen Erkenntnisse, Erfahrungen und Folgerungen aufzuzeigen, die zu verstehen nicht nur für uns, sondern auch für die Nachwelt wichtig sind.
don't you have school tomorrow?
the pic was just saved as that
I gave you everything, everything but blood
Everything I had, and everything I've loved
You tore away and left me dead inside
Outside looking in, my heart lied
Have fun laying down
Drink a glass of apple juice (if you have any) and lay down while listening to music
I normally put it in my back pokcet, but when I left I was wearing basketball shorts and didn't realize it.Its a good thing we didn't stay a third day, or I might have been shot
Nice go fuck yourself Sachi.
i fucked up and wanted to apologies
i usually drink thee but yea i should get off
What for i forget?
>clearly not understanding how tails work
laying down wouldn't be hard
Galil would have the same difficulties anyway
Now I know that
I don't belong - I don't care
You're a scar burned into my skin
Can't hold on - can't move on
You're the weight beneath my sin
Yeah apple juice
It would be less of a problem anyway
Have fun walking in the woods
Yes, who are you?Are you new?
what does thee taste like?
miho a cute!