i am an autozoophilic necrozoophiliac, which means i fuck dead animals while imagining myself as an animal.
also i ve had a few.
any questions ? ask me anything.
decent looking car, however i would not buy one because i need a huge trunk
do you think so ?
mint chocolate chip
good to know.
do you believe in quantum reality theory?
i was able to wrap my head around basic quantum mechanics and theory, but i dont think i can grasp the concept of quantum mechanic to the point were i can make assumptions about reality itself.
i am just not clever enough for this.
i used to be a troop leader in the cubscout movement and i also love spending time outdoors.
the example of shrödingers cat that simplifies the understanding of duality in modern quantum theory is popular for a good reason. its easy to understand and still explains what duality is all about.
The cat IS ALWAYS inside the box. The dicotomy arises when you cannot tell if it is alive or dead WITHOUT observing it by opening the box and until you open the box, it exists in this dual state.
This is the paradox, the cat cannot be both alive and dead at the same time because these are mutually exclusive events.
Resolve this paradox.
i had sex with live animals and did some things to a sheep that only a rapist would do, but that was when i was still in puberty and horny as fuck.
i would have fucked almost anything back then.
for the last few years only had sex with dead ones.
The wife of my father had one and it burned down while driving on the highway. I also saw another BMW burning down (>pic related) FRY hahaha. None the less i drive an E39 myself and i am quite happy. Just considder: it COULD burn your ass off
>two identical boxes, side by side
>same contents in each box
>open one box, the other is in opposite reality than the first box open, therefore one is actually dead/alive.
>probability is bullshit in this instance, because you can't account for every possible reality in the same reality.
do you believe that it's possible to interfere with borders of dimensions in order to create a new, sub-dimension?
that depends on what you define as dimension and its borders.
by my understanding i would not assume that something like a new sub-dimension would be possible. atleast not if it should possess the attributes we observe in dimensions known to us.
i dont think i can really express what i mean, since english isnt my mother tongue and i am a little bit intoxicated
no. but i am from europe.
not a question, also not gonna happen.
but i promise, you would never assume that i am the deviant necrozoo by looking at my apartment.
nothing out of the ordinary.
they exist and i used to share them in private with like-minded individuals.
but then some of my pictures started showing up at different places, so i am most likely never going to share them again.
also i did not take new ones for the last 5 years, because without trustworthy people to share them it seemed pointless and not worth the risk, since i dont need them as fapping material.
Op, I'm impressed. Please share some pictures of you in your act please. For science, and whatever.
i am sorry, i am not going to share any pictures with people i do not trust.
i would vote for trump for the "lulz", also i would love to see an assasination attempt on a president and some nuclear warfare against isis.
mostly fresh roadkill, but i also through poaching.
if i kill an animal, its never just to fuck it.
i will not waste the body and it will serve me as a few meals.
i have been diagnosed with an antisocial personality disorder (not sure if it is the right translation), when i was in elementary school
i would take time and effort to get the my encrypted hdd out of its hiding place, put it in my laptop and boot it up.
if the thread his 100 replies and atleast 35 posters i may consider posting a single my dick in dead animal pic.
i prefer the recently deceased ones.
they are best warm and fresh without any signs of rigor mortis.
i dont suffer from any kind of existential crisis.
i dont take any medication.
I'm really not sure whether to be impressed, call this out as BS, or be grossed out.
Well done OP.
Definitely not /my/ kink, but the way you're putting this is so logical and reasonable that I can't help but saying, "well, not even mad".
So I'm just gonna tag along and ask stuff, like, most exotic thing fucked?
i have found some like minded individuals, but i never met them in person.
its a rare form of sexual deviation.
nothing really exotic to me. just the local fauna big enough to penetrate.
however in my whole "career" as a roadkill fucker i only had sex with a wild boar once, because they are hard to get.
no. for i am very cautious and not taking risks.
How many different types of animals have you fucked so far?
And are you chuck testa
not sure about that.
is it about him handling dead animals for a living ?
or his hilariously bad commercial ?
i only shared pictures, never videos.
i know a few roadkill fuckers, but i am not quite sure, who you are referring to.
op, i sincerely admire how true you are to who you are. you are perfectly normal person, who do what he likes and isn't a fucking psycho about it, i spected something like "yeah, i like to fuck rotten animals and bathe myself with their blood" but no, instead i found a nice, kinda weird, kinda different person. -respect- don't change you sick /b/tard
I don't really have an issue with you fuckin dead animals because no one gets hurt and you keep to yourself. I just can't shake the feeling that if I saw you in the act in the woods while I was hunting I would shoot you and not feel a damn thing about it. Weird huh? I'm not mad or anything, just some odd instinct I guess. Do you ever think of yourself as sub-human? I know that you pretend to be an animal fucking another animal that is dead (which is actually the case since we are primates). But do you feel like you deserve the same respect others get?
If I wanted to have a conversation with a sheep fucker, I'd go to Yorkshire, Wales, Scotland, or New Zealand.
As it is, I don't really see the allure.
You are the conversational equivalent of AIDS.
this odd instinct, as you call it is one of the reasons why i keep it a secret.
it would confuse or frighten people to the point were they act unpredictable, because they dont understand it.
while carrying out the act i feel indeed less human. in an evolutionary context, i think of myself as a sub-human because i do not conduce to the preservation of my species.
but in day to day life i should still get the same respect and treatment as every other human, as long as i try to be a part of society.
can you be more specific ?
i am quite intoxicated now and therefore i dont get what you are asking.
trump and hillary are bot shit. would vote for trump, already answered why.
none. already answered.
please be patient typing gets really hard once you get to a certain level of alcohol intoxication.
i will try to reply to every post.
I think it's more that humans have a natural instinct to beat up the weird ones, not so much that we are confused. I don't love it or condone it but I do feel it. Just herd mentality I guess
i think there isnt much of a difference how sex or and orgasm feels, depending on what you are fucking.
tightness and therefore stimulation varies between species and specimen.
bodytemperature depends on passed time.
so i dont really know how to describe it.
depending on the weather it goes like this:
warm and not stiff = fresh and attractive
less warm and getting stiff = fresh but less attractive
cold and stiff = meh
cold and not stiff = too old
warm and not stiff and stinky = just yuk
noone forces you to stay
i had sexual intercouse with pet animals, but they were alive and they are still alive to this very day.
i like animals and i enjoy the company of pets.
i show respect for the dead ones i fuck: i process and eat what i kill and i bury fucked roadkill.
i prefer fresh ones, therefore maggots are an instant bonerkiller.
also i dont like the bump posts withoug any content.
here is the deal:
make it 120 without contentless bumping and i will post a few seconds of video closeup of my dick in a dead roe deer in form of a webm.
not any so far, except for only picking healthy looking and fresh animals and never fucking possible rabies carrying species without a condom.
no, i donate blood a few times a year, so most things you can get from animals would have shown up by now.
it would have been a good idea, however the last 20 posts had a huge amount of bumping for the sake of getting me to post said content, without constributing anything to the thread.
i am note sure about that. it arouses some primal part of my inner core.
i cant put my finger on it, but its there.
roe deer. gender doesnt matter.
not worth the risk.
also i was to busy dealing with scout things to even think about anything sexual arousing.
european roe deer.
for roadkill: no external damage, no bones sticking out.
a little bit of blood from the orifices is ok.
for poached animals: only the wound i caused to kill it.
the strangest animal i dont really know, what would be a strange animal to you. ?
i fucked a living chicken once but i never had intercourse with a duck.
thats correct, sir.
never tried it.
no, but i encountered that guy on another board before, he is a moron.
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ok folks we are getting to 120. i got my hdd.
here is what i will do:
i will put it in my laptop
i will boot my laptop up
i will mount my encrypted partition
i will fire up my video converter
i will make a webm
i will return
i will post it.
this will take up atleast 15 minutes, KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE AT ALL COSTS.
just keep in mind that i am not a professional porncameraman.
the video was shot with a cheap phone at dawn innawood holding the phone with one hand while pushing my dick into the dead body.
i will be back in 15 minutes, if it takes longer, i will notify you.
also what is the maximum webm size 4chan allows ?
I don't know max webm size, but godspeed OP.
What is it about a dead carcass of an animal that actually excites you? Is it the taboo rush? Like what is it? I'm sure with a fetish as outlandish as this, you must have come to some form of rationalization about yourself.
would you fuck harmabes dead corpse
here you go.
i would like to add that this kind of content is not against us law, since a dead animals is not defined as an animal by law and therefore this is not considered bestiality.
also there is not torture or mutilation or killing of an animals so this isnt a crush video either
i may not like it but you delivered
honestly i could get into this. not with a male deer but a female definitely.
it died, but not because i fucked.
it died because i chopped its head off in order to make a meal out of it.
the idea of fucking it was born after i planned to eat it.
i dont know, seriously, i dont know.
it just arouses me.
maybe a part of me wants to fuck animals without causins harm and therefore is attracted to animals i cant harm.
never fucked anything smaller than a chicken.
tried a roadkilled cat once, but my penis would not fit in any of its orifices.
>OP WAS DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
Jesus christ I don't know if this is the best or worst thread ever, someone screencap this shit.
>tfw OP has a big cock and he wastes it on dead animals
if i had the opportunity shortly after he was killed, sure thing.
just because it would be an interesting experience.
my genitalia has a reasonable size.
humans dont attract me at all.
a year ago i would have stated that you just made that up, but i have seen stranger things.
i am not that kind of a guy, gore kills my boner.
only the chicken.
here arent many non mammal animals of fuckable size.
Get the Harambe in their I am a meme king
Russian serial killer Anatoly Slivko killed children and set them on fire before fucking their corpses.
well, try it out.
its worth a shot.
judging by general reaction of the thread, most of you are already suprised and/or disgusted.
i am afraid the webm is all i am going to post for now.
may i ask why you want said picture ?
somewhere between 20 and 30.
>judging by general reaction of the thread, most of you are already suprised and/or disgusted.
Well in all fairness it's pretty shocking and disgusting. This is sexual deviance of the highest calibur.
Have you ever thought about getting help to stop doing this or are you happy with your life?
whale: not so much, but a dolphin would be nice, dont you think ?
now you made me curious.
what arouses you here ?
i have seen stranger things.
i dont think i will stop this, why should i ?
i am not causing any harm and i most likely never will.
i am not a threat to anyone. so there is no need to get help.
at first it was difficcult for me accept the way i feel and who i am, but now i am quite happy.
your library ?
what kind of a collector are you ?
thats what most people usually dont get about shrödingers cat.
glad to hear that.
What arouses me? I think it's the power.
Necro has always interested me and so has beast, this is a perfect combo. You do it raw all the time? I've always worried about disease so I've never done it.
most of the time.
but condoms are added safety when "dealing" with rabies carrying species or a bloody orifice.
too bad, more dolphins for me.
i know that guy, he is disgusting.
just imagine how it would smell there, yuk.
also he is slightly autistic and a moron.
know these pictures.
the girls wanted to be close to her recently deceased horse, if i remember correctly.
what is a yorki ?
No, you're not causing harm to anyone or anything else OP, that's why I don't think you're a piece of shit. I'm fascinated by you tbh. It's insane to me that someone would choose a life of fucking dead animals in the woods at night over the love and compassion of a human being. It's also insane to me that you sound educated and well spoken.
Is it lonely being you?
you could take a stillframe of the webm, for i am not going to post additional images.
what do you mean with "clean up the area" ?
most animals can get infected by rabies, however it is really really really rare in herbivores.
be carefull with canine species like dogs, wolfes, foxes, coyotes, and so on.
be my guest and post it.
not really, i have some very close friends and a wonderful family.
i am just an ordinary guy with a "secret"
i go out poaching once or twice a year.
well that is incorrect.
anything i kill, gets eaten.
the only difference between myself and most hunters is the time between shooting and field dressing.
and the majority of what is fuck was killed by traffic.
>i am an autozoophilic necrozoophiliac, which means i fuck dead animals while imagining myself as an animal.
>also i ve had a few.
>any questions ? ask me anything.
Necropyrobeastpillia is the obsession with fucking burning dead animals. Up your game!
Plain disgusting. The earth needs less worthless retards like you around. You do nothing to benefit anything. You're some faggot who tries super hard to make their pathetic life seem interesting by having 4chan virgins gawk at you. How grand.
>I'm just an ordinary guy with a secret.
You know what OP; I can't say that I understand your proclivities, or your motivation for doing what you do, but I'm impressed with your ability to, for lack of a better phrase, be yourself.
Stay the course anon. Those corpses aren't going to fuck themselves.
I've fucked people who have wanted to fuck me and moan in pleasure. Something you and faggot op never have had.
there was a similar post before.
i will give you the same answer.
i have seen strange things, so i am not sure if you just made this up or not.
no, that will most likely never happen, for i am afraid of the consequences.
zoophilia is considered a taboo, necrophilia too.
the combination of both would stigmatize me for the rest of my life.
maybe, but tonight i am just a drunkard, who talks about his life.
>Those corpses aren't going to fuck themselves.
i really had to laugh at this sentence.
also you are right nobody should be ashamed of whe he is, as long as he does not cause any harm.
i already answered that. look above.