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i am an autozoophilic necrozoophiliac, which means i fuck dead

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i am an autozoophilic necrozoophiliac, which means i fuck dead animals while imagining myself as an animal.
also i ve had a few.

any questions ? ask me anything.
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>>702727497
What's your opinion on the BMW Z3?
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>>702727497

I think you've already answered all our questions.
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>>702727497

what's 2 * 9 (2 + 1)?
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what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
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Seems pretty self explanatory
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>>702727497
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Do you prefer waffle or pancake?
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>>702727666
nice trips.
decent looking car, however i would not buy one because i need a huge trunk

>>702727712
do you think so ?

>>702728001
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>>702728141
mint chocolate chip

>>702728200
good to know.
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>>702728001
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>>702727497

do you believe in quantum reality theory?
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>>702728386
what sort of hobbies do you generally enjoy?
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>>702728697
toadally
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>>702727497
Schrodinger's Cat raises some interesting points to this apparent paradox.

What have got to offer against this duality?
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>>702729166
So if there's a cat in a box and you're not allowed to open the box to observe the state of the cat, can you prove to me that the cat even exists?
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>>702728697
i was able to wrap my head around basic quantum mechanics and theory, but i dont think i can grasp the concept of quantum mechanic to the point were i can make assumptions about reality itself.
i am just not clever enough for this.

>>702728836
i used to be a troop leader in the cubscout movement and i also love spending time outdoors.

>>702729166
the example of shrödingers cat that simplifies the understanding of duality in modern quantum theory is popular for a good reason. its easy to understand and still explains what duality is all about.
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Any interest in live animals? Rape, etc. :3
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>>702729580
The cat IS ALWAYS inside the box. The dicotomy arises when you cannot tell if it is alive or dead WITHOUT observing it by opening the box and until you open the box, it exists in this dual state.

This is the paradox, the cat cannot be both alive and dead at the same time because these are mutually exclusive events.

Resolve this paradox.
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>>702729801
i had sex with live animals and did some things to a sheep that only a rapist would do, but that was when i was still in puberty and horny as fuck.
i would have fucked almost anything back then.

for the last few years only had sex with dead ones.
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>>702729986
There is no fucking cat, you mad cunt
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>>702727666
The wife of my father had one and it burned down while driving on the highway. I also saw another BMW burning down (>pic related) FRY hahaha. None the less i drive an E39 myself and i am quite happy. Just considder: it COULD burn your ass off
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>>702729986

simple
>two identical boxes, side by side
>same contents in each box
>open one box, the other is in opposite reality than the first box open, therefore one is actually dead/alive.
>probability is bullshit in this instance, because you can't account for every possible reality in the same reality.
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>>702727497

do you believe that it's possible to interfere with borders of dimensions in order to create a new, sub-dimension?
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>>702731457
that depends on what you define as dimension and its borders.

by my understanding i would not assume that something like a new sub-dimension would be possible. atleast not if it should possess the attributes we observe in dimensions known to us.

i dont think i can really express what i mean, since english isnt my mother tongue and i am a little bit intoxicated
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>>702728917
CAAAAARLOOOOOOOS
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>>702727497

are you a slav
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>>702727497
show us your room
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>>702732678
no. but i am from europe.

>>702732852
not a question, also not gonna happen.
but i promise, you would never assume that i am the deviant necrozoo by looking at my apartment.
nothing out of the ordinary.
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>>702728386
I can wonder why you need a huge trunk lol.
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>>702733678
you are probably right.

there are not many ways to transport a dead animal in a discreet manner.
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>>702727497
Any pics of you fucking dead animals?
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>>702734590
they exist and i used to share them in private with like-minded individuals.
but then some of my pictures started showing up at different places, so i am most likely never going to share them again.
also i did not take new ones for the last 5 years, because without trustworthy people to share them it seemed pointless and not worth the risk, since i dont need them as fapping material.
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>>702734590
Op, I'm impressed. Please share some pictures of you in your act please. For science, and whatever.
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>>702727497
Hillary or Trump?
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>>702735357
i am sorry, i am not going to share any pictures with people i do not trust.
>>702735188

>>702735442
i would vote for trump for the "lulz", also i would love to see an assasination attempt on a president and some nuclear warfare against isis.
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where do you get the animals?
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>>702735860
Most likely roadkill.
Maybe chinese, or peoples backyards.
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Sounds more like you're Autistic. Ammirite?
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>>702735188
Me again. Can you share an old pic? Don't need face in it, just dick in dead animal.
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OK tell me. Do you kill the animals, or prefer them already dead?
How old do you like the corpse to be? Like fresh and warm, or old and rotten?
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>>702727497
Do you ever finish up, then reflect on your existential crisis of a life?
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Any pics/webms of you fuckin?
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>>702727497
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Have you taken your psycho meds today?
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>>702735860
mostly fresh roadkill, but i also through poaching.
if i kill an animal, its never just to fuck it.
i will not waste the body and it will serve me as a few meals.

>>702736442
i have been diagnosed with an antisocial personality disorder (not sure if it is the right translation), when i was in elementary school

>>702736563
>>702736900
i would take time and effort to get the my encrypted hdd out of its hiding place, put it in my laptop and boot it up.
if the thread his 100 replies and atleast 35 posters i may consider posting a single my dick in dead animal pic.

>>702736643
i prefer the recently deceased ones.
they are best warm and fresh without any signs of rigor mortis.
>>702736712
i dont suffer from any kind of existential crisis.

>>702737212
i dont take any medication.
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>>702727497
Which animal has the best butt
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I'm really not sure whether to be impressed, call this out as BS, or be grossed out.

Well done OP.
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Have you ever found a partner into the same things you are?
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>>702737949
thats easy.
roe deer.

>>702738003
thats up to you.
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>>702738148
Definitely not /my/ kink, but the way you're putting this is so logical and reasonable that I can't help but saying, "well, not even mad".

So I'm just gonna tag along and ask stuff, like, most exotic thing fucked?
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have you ever been caught?
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>>702738133
i have found some like minded individuals, but i never met them in person.

its a rare form of sexual deviation.

>>702738336
nothing really exotic to me. just the local fauna big enough to penetrate.
however in my whole "career" as a roadkill fucker i only had sex with a wild boar once, because they are hard to get.

>>702738881
no. for i am very cautious and not taking risks.
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When are you going to post horse assholes?
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>>702739843
why should i and why are you expecting me to do so ?
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How many different types of animals have you fucked so far?
And are you chuck testa
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You should be euthanized.
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>>702740173
i am not really sure, i think 8 or 9 species so far (if i count the live ones in).
maybe more.

>>702740273
and why ?
just because you dislike what i am into ?
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>>702740173
just finished asking google who chuck testa is.
no, i am not chuck testa.
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>>702740867
you get the joke though right
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>>702737650
Are you the guy who had a few clips out there of fucking roadkill deer/deer that was on its way out the door after being hit?
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>>702741190
not sure about that.
is it about him handling dead animals for a living ?
or his hilariously bad commercial ?

>>702741559
i only shared pictures, never videos.

i know a few roadkill fuckers, but i am not quite sure, who you are referring to.
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>>702727497
op, i sincerely admire how true you are to who you are. you are perfectly normal person, who do what he likes and isn't a fucking psycho about it, i spected something like "yeah, i like to fuck rotten animals and bathe myself with their blood" but no, instead i found a nice, kinda weird, kinda different person. -respect- don't change you sick /b/tard
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>>702742811
oh yeah, also: when did you start fucking animals? THAT'S a real question
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this shit better get the replies we need for dick in dead animal
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>>702742811
thanks for your kind words.

>>702743058
i lost my virginity at the age of 17.
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Have you ever had sex with a human? Are you attracted to dead humans?
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>>702744168
i never had sex with a human being, nor am i attracted to humans at all.
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>>702727497
good beasty pages?
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Let's get to posting

Bump bump bump
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>>702744489
there are quite a lot pages for "normal" beast pornography that you can find by using a search engine.
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>>702744474
I don't really have an issue with you fuckin dead animals because no one gets hurt and you keep to yourself. I just can't shake the feeling that if I saw you in the act in the woods while I was hunting I would shoot you and not feel a damn thing about it. Weird huh? I'm not mad or anything, just some odd instinct I guess. Do you ever think of yourself as sub-human? I know that you pretend to be an animal fucking another animal that is dead (which is actually the case since we are primates). But do you feel like you deserve the same respect others get?
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do you kill animals or just fuck already dead animals
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>>702727497
What obstacles do you endure at any given point of fucking a dead animal?
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How much peanut butter can you fit up your ass?

What do you do in the shower?

Trump?

Hillary?

How many human women have you fucked?
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how exactly does it feel?
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bisexual or only male/female animals?
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>>702727497
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You ever fucked something after rigor mortis?
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*yawn*

If I wanted to have a conversation with a sheep fucker, I'd go to Yorkshire, Wales, Scotland, or New Zealand.

As it is, I don't really see the allure.
You are the conversational equivalent of AIDS.
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>>702746802
he's been pretty cool so far, don't shit on his parade.
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>>702745277
this odd instinct, as you call it is one of the reasons why i keep it a secret.
it would confuse or frighten people to the point were they act unpredictable, because they dont understand it.
while carrying out the act i feel indeed less human. in an evolutionary context, i think of myself as a sub-human because i do not conduce to the preservation of my species.
but in day to day life i should still get the same respect and treatment as every other human, as long as i try to be a part of society.

>>702745496
already answered.

>>702745676
can you be more specific ?
i am quite intoxicated now and therefore i dont get what you are asking.

>>702745766
never tried

showering.

trump and hillary are bot shit. would vote for trump, already answered why.

none. already answered.
please be patient typing gets really hard once you get to a certain level of alcohol intoxication.
i will try to reply to every post.
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would/have you fucked your pet or someone elses pet?
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bump for OP
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do you have any respect for animals (or life for that matter) or are they just fucktoys for you?
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>>702746912
I think it's more that humans have a natural instinct to beat up the weird ones, not so much that we are confused. I don't love it or condone it but I do feel it. Just herd mentality I guess
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Hey op. It's over 35 posters and we're nearing 100 replies. Time to dig for that hdd.

>Do maggots turn you off?
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>>702745807
i think there isnt much of a difference how sex or and orgasm feels, depending on what you are fucking.

tightness and therefore stimulation varies between species and specimen.
bodytemperature depends on passed time.

so i dont really know how to describe it.


>>702745858
bisexual.

>>702746312
no.

depending on the weather it goes like this:

warm and not stiff = fresh and attractive
less warm and getting stiff = fresh but less attractive
cold and stiff = meh
cold and not stiff = too old
warm and not stiff and stinky = just yuk

>>702746802
noone forces you to stay

>>702747008
i had sexual intercouse with pet animals, but they were alive and they are still alive to this very day.

>>702747908
i like animals and i enjoy the company of pets.
i show respect for the dead ones i fuck: i process and eat what i kill and i bury fucked roadkill.
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Let's get to posting

Bump bump bump
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>>702748702
What precautions do you take against disease?
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>>702732678

Of course OP is a fucking russian!
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Race to 100~!
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>>702748944
have you gotten any diseases?
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Me again. Hope you deliver, op.
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100
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Bb
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>>702749109
winrar, deliver pic of dick in dead thing
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>>702748365
i prefer fresh ones, therefore maggots are an instant bonerkiller.

also i dont like the bump posts withoug any content.

here is the deal:

make it 120 without contentless bumping and i will post a few seconds of video closeup of my dick in a dead roe deer in form of a webm.
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>>702749036
I'm asking op how he avoids it.
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>>702748702
why do you think dead animals are better than live ones?
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>>702749218
Op, you should have stated that from the start.
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>>702749218
is the deer male or female?

>>702749242
I'm asking if he hasn't, what has he gotten.
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>>702749218
favorite species/gender to fuck, or does it matter?
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>>702749452
He should have to, but unfortunately people want to be retards and just bump pointlessy.
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>>702748944
not any so far, except for only picking healthy looking and fresh animals and never fucking possible rabies carrying species without a condom.

>>702749036
no, i donate blood a few times a year, so most things you can get from animals would have shown up by now.

>>702749452
it would have been a good idea, however the last 20 posts had a huge amount of bumping for the sake of getting me to post said content, without constributing anything to the thread.

>>702749414
i am note sure about that. it arouses some primal part of my inner core.
i cant put my finger on it, but its there.

>>702749491
male iirc.
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Did you ever fuck anything while near the scouts?
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>>702749939
any particular species of male, or just male?
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>>702749939
How intact does the animal have to be?
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what's the strangest animal you have ever stuck your dick in?
Have you ever literally fucked a duck?
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>>702729730
you mean superposition? When you say duality are you referring to wave-particle duality?
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Deliver OP. There's 50 posters and 116 posts.
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Op, me again. Do you like fucking fish?
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>>702750865
He cried about the bumps
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Op, me again. Do you have an aquarium? If yes, what kind of fish do you keep?
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>>702750877
>>702751164
somewhat interesting. More general, do you fuck anything outside of mammals?
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>>702727497
>>702735188

Are you the guy fucking the decomposing cat in the pics from the necrozoo board on the other chan site?
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121 replies, 53 posters! Post webm nao!
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>>702751309
I thought about this too.
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>>702749856
roe deer. gender doesnt matter.

>>702750080
never.
not worth the risk.
also i was to busy dealing with scout things to even think about anything sexual arousing.

>>702750086
european roe deer.

>>702750306
for roadkill: no external damage, no bones sticking out.
a little bit of blood from the orifices is ok.
for poached animals: only the wound i caused to kill it.

>>702750570
>>702751230
the strangest animal i dont really know, what would be a strange animal to you. ?
i fucked a living chicken once but i never had intercourse with a duck.

>>702750785
thats correct, sir.

>>702750877
never tried it.

>>702751164
no.

>>702751309
no, but i encountered that guy on another board before, he is a moron.
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error for too many lines:

ok folks we are getting to 120. i got my hdd.
here is what i will do:

i will put it in my laptop
i will boot my laptop up
i will mount my encrypted partition
i will fire up my video converter
i will make a webm
i will return
i will post it.

this will take up atleast 15 minutes, KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE AT ALL COSTS.

just keep in mind that i am not a professional porncameraman.
the video was shot with a cheap phone at dawn innawood holding the phone with one hand while pushing my dick into the dead body.


i will be back in 15 minutes, if it takes longer, i will notify you.

also what is the maximum webm size 4chan allows ?
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So where the fuck are the pics?
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>>702751811
I don't know max webm size, but godspeed OP.
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Op, me again. Did that chicken die after you fucked it? I hear they die after getting a good dicking.
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>>702751811
4 MB
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>>702751734
What is it about a dead carcass of an animal that actually excites you? Is it the taboo rush? Like what is it? I'm sure with a fetish as outlandish as this, you must have come to some form of rationalization about yourself.
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>>702751811
Op, it's me again. Gonna bump for this.
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please tell me someone will screencap this legendary thread.
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>>702751734
Weird to me would be a non mamal or anything smaller than said chicken
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>>702751811
5 mins since this was posted, 33% there!
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>>702751811
You have 5 minutes.
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>>702752585
Shut up faggot. Just wait. Bump and wait.
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Op, it's me again. Still bumping.
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Op it's me again. I love you.
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>>702751811
10 mins since posted, 66% there!
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>>702727497
would you fuck harmabes dead corpse
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So what's going on here?
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>>702746912
Yeah, I drank a fourth of a liter of whiskey myself so I'm pretty up there. Like problems with insects, transporting the carcasses, stuff like that.
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>>702753090
You're not me, fuck you!
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>>702751811
posted 15 mins ago, OP's return imminent!
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op here.

video incoming 3 more minutes
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>>702753832
Op, its me again and not that fake me claiming that I love you. He's not wrong.
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Bump because I too am a degenerate
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>>702740173
Let this meme be dead already, Jesus fuck
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I keep bumping this thread and I don't know why
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>>702753414
Who are you? Stop pretending to be me.
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here you go.

i would like to add that this kind of content is not against us law, since a dead animals is not defined as an animal by law and therefore this is not considered bestiality.
also there is not torture or mutilation or killing of an animals so this isnt a crush video either
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How many GBPs do you have saved up
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>>702754439
Does your dick also hang close to the toilet water
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>>702754439
oh shit
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>>702754439
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>>702754439
What am I looking at? Hard to see what it is.
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>>702754439
>Raw dog
The absolute

MADMAN
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>>702754439
Ty, op. You should record yourself fucking a fish someday. It's me again by the way.
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>>702754439
i may not like it but you delivered
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>>702754719
probably a deer
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>>702754439
Can you post a pic plz? No face needed.
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>>702754762
Agreed, respect op
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>>702754505
kek
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>>702754439
honestly i could get into this. not with a male deer but a female definitely.
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>>702752010
it died, but not because i fucked.
it died because i chopped its head off in order to make a meal out of it.
the idea of fucking it was born after i planned to eat it.

>>702752068
i dont know, seriously, i dont know.
it just arouses me.
maybe a part of me wants to fuck animals without causins harm and therefore is attracted to animals i cant harm.

>>702752332
never fucked anything smaller than a chicken.
tried a roadkilled cat once, but my penis would not fit in any of its orifices.
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I'm a pedopyronecrophiliac. I can only have sex with dead children who are on fire. I think we're soul mates.
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>>702754439
>OP WAS DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS

Jesus christ I don't know if this is the best or worst thread ever, someone screencap this shit.
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>>702754439
>gay deer necrophilia

We live in troubled times friends...
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>>702755102
You could always make new orifices
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>>702755102
Still any non mamal though?
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>>702754439

>tfw OP has a big cock and he wastes it on dead animals
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>>702753201
if i had the opportunity shortly after he was killed, sure thing.
just because it would be an interesting experience.

>>702754519
my genitalia has a reasonable size.

>>702755112
humans dont attract me at all.
a year ago i would have stated that you just made that up, but i have seen stranger things.

>>702755340
i am not that kind of a guy, gore kills my boner.

>>702755566
only the chicken.
here arent many non mammal animals of fuckable size.
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So no pics then op?
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>>702754439
I can dig this
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Include me in the screencap
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some screencap this thread
i am on my phone
i beg you screencap this

however screencaps this thread shall be remembered as the anon who screencaped the deerfucker thread
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>>702754439
Mother of god
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>>702755758
the size is ok, but sometimes a smaller penis would be better.

>>702754936
>>702755773

i will most likely say no, since i just posted a video.
however, a pic of what ?
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>>702755965
Get the Harambe in their I am a meme king
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>>702755112

Russian serial killer Anatoly Slivko killed children and set them on fire before fucking their corpses.
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>>702756175
Surprise us please.
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>>702756175
It's me again, op. I would like a pic of your dick in an animal. a quality one. No face pic needed.
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>>702727497
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>>702727497

How old are you OP?

Do you have a job?
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>>702754439
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>>702755078
well, try it out.
its worth a shot.

>>702756365
judging by general reaction of the thread, most of you are already suprised and/or disgusted.

>>702756444
i am afraid the webm is all i am going to post for now.
may i ask why you want said picture ?

>>702756611
somewhere between 20 and 30.

yes.
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>>702756611
OP fucked a deer and you are wondering his age? If he's employed?
THE MAN FUCKED A DEER!
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Finally some oc on this board
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where is my screencap ? i would murder for a screencap .

this has to be preserved for future generations of /b/tards to show what it means for an op to deliver.
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>>702754439
T-thanks OP
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>>702727497
Would you ever fuck a dead whale or dead bear if you had the chance?
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>>702756749
Tbh I'm slightly aroused.
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>>702756980
OP if given the chance would you fuck this birds corpse?
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>>702756749

>judging by general reaction of the thread, most of you are already suprised and/or disgusted.

Well in all fairness it's pretty shocking and disgusting. This is sexual deviance of the highest calibur.

Have you ever thought about getting help to stop doing this or are you happy with your life?
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funny how the thread went from
general questions to 20 minutes of bumping to would you fuck this, would you fuck that
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>>702756749
Just trying to add to my library, op. But you don't have to.
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>>702729986
So do you realize that The thought experiment was a "reductio ad absurdum" of the wave collapse function? I mean Shrodinger was trying to make a point
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>>702754439
I came. This is hot as fuck.
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>>702757126
bear: yes
whale: not so much, but a dolphin would be nice, dont you think ?

>>702757164
now you made me curious.
what arouses you here ?

>>702757221
maybe.

>>702757334
i have seen stranger things.
i dont think i will stop this, why should i ?
i am not causing any harm and i most likely never will.
i am not a threat to anyone. so there is no need to get help.

at first it was difficcult for me accept the way i feel and who i am, but now i am quite happy.

>>702758014
your library ?
what kind of a collector are you ?

>>702758108
thats what most people usually dont get about shrödingers cat.

>>702758184
glad to hear that.
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>>702757421
ive been on the whole time and what would you expect the questions to be about the thread literary about OPs sex life
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>>702758303
What arouses me? I think it's the power.
Necro has always interested me and so has beast, this is a perfect combo. You do it raw all the time? I've always worried about disease so I've never done it.
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>>702757334
I could give less fucks on what he does as long as if it doesnt effect me also they are dead animals so who gives a fuck he uses the meat doesnt let it go to waste
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>>702728917
Do you carry Battle Toads?
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>>702758303
well im scared of sharks and dolphins so probably not
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ok.... enough /b/ for today

i am out, i am lost, my mind just had a meltdown.

someone get a screencap of the whole madness
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>>702758818
No it's not and that's not oc
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>>702751734
Ever rape a Yorkie in the mouth?
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>>702758498
most of the time.
but condoms are added safety when "dealing" with rabies carrying species or a bloody orifice.

>>702758634
too bad, more dolphins for me.

>>702758818
i know that guy, he is disgusting.
just imagine how it would smell there, yuk.
also he is slightly autistic and a moron.

>>702758963
know these pictures.
the girls wanted to be close to her recently deceased horse, if i remember correctly.

>>702758967
what is a yorki ?
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Have you had find out and what would your family think?
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>>702758303
Me again, op. I like collecting pics of humans doing abnormal things.
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>>702755340
Thought this was the guy razoring the cat open.
I've seen too much on this foul site.
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SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW SCREENCAP NOW
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>>702759202
Do you clean up the area?
>Which ones might have rabies?
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ive also fucked a pig do you guys want to see the video? trips and ill post but the post must say "i love cock"
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>>702756843
Highly underrated post
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>>702759466
fuck of and make your own thread.
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>>702759466
rolling for the pork porking.
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>>702758303

No, you're not causing harm to anyone or anything else OP, that's why I don't think you're a piece of shit. I'm fascinated by you tbh. It's insane to me that someone would choose a life of fucking dead animals in the woods at night over the love and compassion of a human being. It's also insane to me that you sound educated and well spoken.

Is it lonely being you?
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>>702759507
Tonight's been OC city. Cam guy, this OP. Feels like old /b/ is back
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>>702727497
I'm weird so how does it feel and how dead
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>>702759675
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>>702730207
But now u only fuck roadkill
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>>702759591
Lol
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>>702759254
you could take a stillframe of the webm, for i am not going to post additional images.

>>702759404
what do you mean with "clean up the area" ?

most animals can get infected by rabies, however it is really really really rare in herbivores.
be carefull with canine species like dogs, wolfes, foxes, coyotes, and so on.

>>702759466
be my guest and post it.

>>702759603
not really, i have some very close friends and a wonderful family.
i am just an ordinary guy with a "secret"
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>>702745277
No one gets hurt...kek
The autistic edge lord said he kills some and then fucks them. He's realistically some retard who jerks it to people replying to his faggot thread.
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>>702754439
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>>702754439
My initial reaction to this was basically identical to chuggaaconroy finding a shiny Koffing.
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>>702754439
lel
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>>702759920
mostly.
i go out poaching once or twice a year.

>>702760351
well that is incorrect.
anything i kill, gets eaten.
the only difference between myself and most hunters is the time between shooting and field dressing.
and the majority of what is fuck was killed by traffic.
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Have you ever told anyone about your attraction to dead animals that you know in real life? Or even tried to ease into telling anyone?
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>>702727497
>i am an autozoophilic necrozoophiliac, which means i fuck dead animals while imagining myself as an animal.
>also i ve had a few.
>any questions ? ask me anything.
Necropyrobeastpillia is the obsession with fucking burning dead animals. Up your game!
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>>702761001
Plain disgusting. The earth needs less worthless retards like you around. You do nothing to benefit anything. You're some faggot who tries super hard to make their pathetic life seem interesting by having 4chan virgins gawk at you. How grand.
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>>702760342
>I'm just an ordinary guy with a secret.

You know what OP; I can't say that I understand your proclivities, or your motivation for doing what you do, but I'm impressed with your ability to, for lack of a better phrase, be yourself.

Stay the course anon. Those corpses aren't going to fuck themselves.
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Why are people like this
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where is my screencap

>>702761244
what did you accomplish in life ?
he fucked a deer, A DEER
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Do you realize that you're insane and a waste of life?
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>>702761604
I've fucked people who have wanted to fuck me and moan in pleasure. Something you and faggot op never have had.
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>>702761604
Kek
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the moralfags are here
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>>702761197
why did you change " autozoophilic necrozoophiliac" to "Necropyrobeastpillia"
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>>702740173
Uniquely appropriate place for a Chuck Testa reference and underrated.
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Well done OP, first thread I have read through and through in a looong time. Thanks for being entertaining and good luck in your dead animal endeavours
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>>702761197
there was a similar post before.

i will give you the same answer.
i have seen strange things, so i am not sure if you just made this up or not.

>>702761052
no, that will most likely never happen, for i am afraid of the consequences.
zoophilia is considered a taboo, necrophilia too.
the combination of both would stigmatize me for the rest of my life.

>>702761244
maybe, but tonight i am just a drunkard, who talks about his life.

>>702761305
>Those corpses aren't going to fuck themselves.
i really had to laugh at this sentence.

also you are right nobody should be ashamed of whe he is, as long as he does not cause any harm.

>>702761633
i already answered that. look above.
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fucking gross
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>>702761831
today at things that never happend

op has pics, what do you have ?
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op here,

thank you for the entertainment.

have a nice day, i am out.
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Lets keep the hate for furry, cuck, trap threads etc.

This is gold
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>>702754439
ma dio maiale /b/ ogni volta mi fotti la vita
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>>702727497

Fuck/Marry/Kill OP

Garfield
Harambe
Lassie
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please tell me someone screencapped this.

this has to be posted in a best of 4chan thread.
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>>702763171
Marry/Kill/Fuck

Not even OP
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>>702762641
A life unlike you
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>>702762991
>this

also op would be the ultimate furry/otherkin without being a beta
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OP left

This thread is going to 404 in a minute

One of you faggots on a PC need to immortalize this thread with a screen cap quick
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>>702763663
>this, so much this
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>>702763171
i wonder if op would
fuck
marry
kill

or

kill, fuck
???
marry
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>>702763968
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>>702727497
would you consider yourself to look and act like a normal person?
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>>702762502
Are you the guy that fucks the raccoon/deer? I visit necrozoo on 8 ch.
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worth the read

today was good day, op delivered 2 times.
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>>702755758
this has to be one of the best posts in 4chan history
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>>702764892

Agreed.

This was like an /b/ thread from the '07 or '08 era.

Before most of you faggots were even born.
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>>702765694
i really hope someone screencapped it.
it tried but it looks kind of shitty on my phone .
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>>702765694
true, my friend
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>>702728001
54
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what is the physical attrraction you see in animals?
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do you fap to deepweb shit
>inb4 your on gov. watchlist
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