alright /b/ I'm drunk and ready for anything. Soooo 5 decides what I send my mother
You're cute mom
Bump
>>702725229
Cou... Coull ... Could you send me nudes, mom?
would you be disgusted if i asked for nudes right now , sexy ;)
Mom I just came thinking about you
>>702725895
win
Do you like getting it in the ass?
Hey mom i was just thinkng about you. I'm in the bath and i'm hard
>>702725946
WINRAR
Well now we wait
>>702726282
also, 3 decides next thing i say
>>702726282
Oh my fuck please let this be real!
>>702726420
Show me your dick mom please
>>702726282
We thank OP for delivaring us to evil, and embracing our trespasses, as we forgive none who trespass against us.
>>702726282
I wanna cum on your forehead
>>702726656
Roll
I wish i could suck on your sweet teets one more time
Do you want to see how much bigger my cock got?
>>702725642
UNCHAAAAAINED
>>702726420
I've never felt a connection to someone like I do with you mom. Please just let me finish in your ass one time and we can never speak of it again
And I just wanted to know how you felt about that. I have very strong feelings
>>702726469
Surprise, its not.
She did not take it well. Like I said 3 decides next message
>>702726656
Roll
Let's stop beating around the bush. I know you want me inside you again, you know you want me inside you again, let's make it happen, beautiful.
shut up faggot, and call me daddy next time i speak to you
>>702726748
Reroll
haha sorry, i just can't help staring at your nice big fat ass ;)
>>702726871
This
>>702727002
3 get
Good Night
>>702726845
Send me tits, I need to blow again.
>>702727002
roll
>>702726748
Reroll!
>>702726871
Roll
>>702725229
I've decided to join the nazi party.
>>702727002
reroll
>>702727002
Rolllllll
I want you to bath me and play with my cock like you did when I was young.
>>702726830
Meh, I'm bored. Also "mom can you show me your feet they make me so hard"
>>702727002
check em
I am here to help
>>702727143
WINRAR!
>>702727183
>>702727193
>>702727203
Lol sorry, my friend is a douche.
>>702727002
check
>>702727203
Win
"mom can you please send me pictures of your naked body I really need to blow again." also 5 get
You're done son.
>>702726748
Roll
this
Sorry, friend took my phone
>>702727143
This bro was first.
fuck you
>>702727395
Oh shieeet
>>702727395
Win?
>>702727295
This to keep the fuckery going on
>>702727395
Got 5 nigga but new number was 3
Let's have a 3some with a gf of mine, I have incest fantasies
R. I. P my family ties. Good thing I live 300 miles from her
Mom i've wanted to tell you this for a while now... can we please escalate our relationship?
>>702727629
Top kek
Dick pic and hello mother ;*
>>702727629
Jesus christ
>>702727629
shes sexy any pics?
"mom can you please send me pictures of your naked body I really need to blow again." also 3 get
>>702727629
also, 6 decides next message
I know that this is weird and everything, but I'm telling you the truth mom, please tell me how you feel, I just can't get you out of my head!
>>702727873
check em
>>702727873
>>702727873
Oh shieeeet again
sorry mom, my friend took my phone and sent all that. but wanna fuck?
Maybe she will be receptive ha ha
>>702727946
niceeeeee
"I'm pretty sure the niggers who live next door are aliens, the only way to stop them is for your nudes to be sent to me"
>>702727899
mum, nudes please
>>702725229
Dick pic with proof prove your not a faggot op
>>702725229
I always wished you'd fuck a nigger
>>702727873
Reroll for this motha fucker is try hard.
"I love you Mom, and I want to plant my son inside of your tight pussy"
>>702726871
This already won before on 3 when someone rerolled it, but...
Rerolling for 6.
TFW new fags actually fall for these threads
Piggly wiggly
>>702728099
the dubs have spoken OP
what the hell is going on
"Give me nudes or I'll shoot up the school"
>>702727873
rolling for this
>>702727873
reroll
>>702727629
If dad can't satisfy you I will.
wanna fuck me and a black friend?
>>702728026
Lol send her that pic.
>>702728145
you're dub as fuck dude already won it>>702727946
>>702728171
But dad.. :(
>>702728194
reroll!
>tfw rejected by your own mother
>>702726100
SAUCE MY NIQQA?
>>702728180
Holy shit I didn't notice I had dubs
>>702728236
check em
>>702728171
It's called "willing suspension of disbelief", you uptight cucklord.
Sorry mom, my friend took my phone while I was asleep. I just woke up and saw him smiling like an idiot holding it. i'm kicking his ass right now, as we speak.
>>702728194
rerolling for this
Send me a nude please,bi need to get off again
>>702728099
You wanted a daughter like me guess what my penus wenus is feminine and it wants your manly hands stroking the shaft of its girth you happy go lucky slut you!
>>702728315
mind if i try? You look like you need a new stepdad
>>702728315
I'm not high or anything. I just want to do this. I've had this fantasy for as long as I can remember..
>>702728274
.....you're dub
Check em
>>702728424
re-roll for white knight faggotism
>>702727407
this!
>>702728315
send her a dick pic
send her a link to this thread
sorry mom, a friend took my phone
>>702728539
bigger roll
You are my drug
is this really his mom
>>702728099
You heard the lad
>>702728588
Dubed
>>702728424
roll
>>702728685
No it's his dad
You are my drug
I don't want to hug
I want to fug
you dirty like a rug
>>702728685
You wasted a five faggot. Tell your mom if she doesn't send nudes you'll shoot up a school
If this is OP's mother I'm Robert Mugabe
>>702728733
checked 'em
It's just been awhile for me. I figured, what the hell, your pussy was good enough to slide out of, so what's it like sliding into!
PS I've been filming you showering for years.
>>702728685
Summer is over dude, what are you doing?
>>702728635
this
But Mom, I love 4chan and all my /b/ros as well. Send me a nude so I will post 'em and we can all spill our seeds tgt by looking at 'em?
>>702728809
9 decides next message
>>702728809
>>702727629
Pics of mom now OP
If I get dubs I'll kill myself
>>702728809
I picture you sitting on my face every night
>>702728809
This is great, op you should send a pic of your dick
>>702728880
Send a dicc picc
Adam sandler
Lol mom has a forehead that an alien aircraft would land on in the cornfields
>>702728876
>4chan and all my /b/ros
If OP's autistic enough to mention this in the text the jig is up.
>>702728949
Winwar
A friend took my phone, sorry milf.
>>702728915
Another wasted 5, bravo
I know its been a long time but can you breastfeed me again?
>>702728236
dis one too plox
>>702728949
Get
Just send her a photo of Tom Hanks. With no caption or anything.
>>702728975
You got a 5, he has to do it now
>>702728424
Roll
>>702728315
>What the fuck are you on?!?!
Vitamin /b/
>>702729013
Roll
>>702729095
XDDD
>>702729095
And you got a 5, fucking yes
I want my cum all over that big forehead of yours
Yeah mom don't you want another son? But this time a pure son.
>>702728876
rolling
>>702729095
Reroll
>>702728424
rolling in the shallow
>>702729089
Winrar
>>702728809
>>702729095
Rolliodo
>tfw
Why do you have your mom on kik?
>>702729201
He got a 5, you don't have to reroll
Roll
>>702729095
Rolling
Mom, please let me put my sausage in your buns!
Fuck my little ass with a cucumber, mommy.
I need your spit in my mouth
>>702729239
Lol ur mom is gay af u should murder her with a gun
>>702729229
win
>>702729239
ask for tits or gtfo
>>702729239
get rekt m8
>>702729281
her phone doesn't have data so she cant text
plus she wants to be cool
>>702729239
Obviously your mom doesn't value you.
Tell her to send tits or you'll kill yourself.
>>702729239
Ayyyyyy
>>702729311
Dubs chekd
>>702729095
>>702729239
post fb seductive pics OP your mom looks like a slutty nurse
I even made a drawing of you as a pony fucking my wife rainbow dash. I really want to do my fantasies with you, like rape. I'll be the soviet and you be the German wench. It's perfect, lemme see those feet of yours as Tyrone fucks your ass.
>>702729385
rolling for this
>>702729385
rolling for this
>>702729299
>"9 decides next message"
Send her a pic of you with a wooden spoon in your ass
>>702729459
He got a 5 no need to reroll my nigga
>>702729311
Roll
>>702729239
mom I want a hotpocket for my pee pee
>>702729385
rolling
>>702729459
check ^^^^^
>>702729095
fucking this
this pic
>>702729433
>>702729385
rolling idk what number im getting but fuck it get em
>>702729366
Shieeet got myself sum dubs
mom can we have a threesome with dad again? he gives the best blowjobs.
send her a bad luck brian meme
>>702729487
>9 d
Oh shit. Rolling for Tom hanks pic
send her a picture of your dick wrapped in tin foil next to a socket
>>702729558
"9 decides next message"
>>702729651
first time newfag?
>>702729459
i spot a 9
ok op wtf send ur mom a dick pic and say i want to fuck you where i came from
>>702729239
rip OP
>>702729802
this
>>702729802
Send her dick pic. She will change her tune.
>>702729802
oh man
>>702729802
This will either result in win, or a restraining order for OP
>>702729385
Rolllll
>>702729802
Bards will sing of this day for many an eventide to come...
>>702729802
Ask if she wants to see you penis, then send an image of Tom hanks
>>702729802
oh my
>>702726100
Need sauce!
>>702729913
>>702729971
>>702727395
>>702727873
>>702729459
not to tip my fedora too hard but these 3 were all me, am I a god?
send a picture of danny devito
>>702730002
He did it already, megafag
>>702729802
T H E A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
>>702730001
>>702730002
WHOA.
TWO POSTS IN A ROW?
"i want to fill my old vacant lot, you're nothing more than a cheap motel room."
>>702730143
Reroll!
>>702729913
> c-section
>>702730143
rolling for this
Does your mom have a bf/husbando etc? If she's single, there's no reason why you can't convince her to fuck you.
>>702730001
Or be completely fake.
>>702730143
Please oh please be a 9, rerolling for this
>>702729913
>>702729971
>>702730066
dont be a fag OP do it
>>702730361
Implying anything here is real
>>702730242
well fuck just make ur own and send dick pic
>>702730265
check'd
>>702730361
Or that too.
These are all valid possiblities.
>>702725229
You know how you use to spank me as a child? I wanna do that to you, and you don't get to say no.
Absolutely fake and gay. She hasn't even called you by your name OP. Faggot
>>702730530
Op pls
>>702730530
reroll
"mom I'm going through a weird time I'm my life and I feel like I'm stuck, I don't know how to explain it...I think I may be sexually frustrated, I can't get attention from girls they ignore me and reject me, I just need to break through and build some confidence, I really feel like this wool help, please don't turn your back on me like all the other girls do mom :("
>>702730632
rolling because this would work
"No joke , I'm getting ready to nut thinking about those big fat mom titties."
>>702730600
Op do it feggit.
>>702730711
Double winrar
>>702730632
op do this
SHES PROBABLY GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON ME BUT WE DID IT
>>702730706
reroll
>>702730756
oh BABY
>>702730756
SHE FUCKINGF DIDI IT
>>702730756
WOOOOO GG OP
>>702730756
>>702730756
>>702730756
O_O GTFO.
>>702730756
>gallery kek
>>702730756
Save and post
>>702730756
YES
>>702730756
>>702730756
Hoolllyyy sheeet
>>702730756
Them some saggy tities.
>>702730756
HOLY FUCK
I CALL BS
>>702730756
>from gallery -_-
>>702730756
WTF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
SHE DID!
we have a hero!
next: asshole
>>702730756
Fake and gay
>>702730756
Send her cock in return.
Save + post
>>702730756
"no, I need a full body pic"
>>702730936
Duh, look at the face.
Unless OP is literally 8 years old she's not his mother.
Screencap and post op
>>702730756
Op say
"We are done when I say we're done"
>>702730756
include me in the screen cap, you reddit fags
>>702731018
yup
>>702731006
>>702729913
>>702729971
OP please
>>702731018
Absolutely this
>>702730756
>>702730756
>op needs to teach that bitch how to time stamp
use this to get pics of vagg! :
>>702730632
Send her a picture of your dick
>>702730756
Fake fake fake
Someone screenshot for incest thread later
We did it /b/oys
>>702730632
rolling!
>>702731127
>>702731018
reroll!
>>702731164
Pity - the universal aphrodisiac
>>702730756
Now kill yourself
Dubs nigga wants to be included in the red it screencap!
Seems fake, ask for a pic from kik camera
>>702731108
this
>>702730756
SCREENCAP THIS
>>702730756
Okay, NOW send the Tom Hanks pic Say nothing else until she responds
I'm calling bs on this.. not live lul
>>702731173
^fuckin do it roll
>>702731164
get vagina pics op
yo can i be in the screencap
Hey reddit, include this hilarious image of slimer so funny and cool right? Am i cool?
>>702731337
>1337
>dubs nigga
Wat
>>702730756
this is so fake please kill yourself you faggot retard dumb ass you living waste of oxygen
>>702730756
you stupid bitch I'm gonna send this to dad.
>>702731442
This one right here >>702729433
what mom says hey lol
>>702731337
1337 get
>>702731108
do it twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwPIlJ47zg
Tell your mom you want a footjob from her
>>702731524
Yes please
>>702731492
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, nigga
>>702731563
dont be fag do it
screencap that shit yo
>>702731479
Mr. Blackseeks?
>>702730756
fakefag
>>702730756
>SHES PROBABLY GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON ME BUT WE DID IT
KIK Gallery???
Send your mom a pic of your hard cock or a cum tribute of her tits. Also checkem
im tired and going to bed you goys. if anyone wants moms kik, it's woodstocksd.
enjoy fellas.
dubs ye
>>702731795
Heheh
>>702731666
>dont be fag do it
satan has spoken, obey.
>>702731666
devil trips
you must do it op
What the fuck is this...
>>702731590
thanks /b/ro
>>702731795
i love you
Send dick pic
Idk
>>702732388
oh god
