alright /b/ I'm drunk and ready for anything. Soooo 5 decides what I send my mother
I've never felt a connection to someone like I do with you mom. Please just let me finish in your ass one time and we can never speak of it again
She did not take it well. Like I said 3 decides next message
R. I. P my family ties. Good thing I live 300 miles from her
>tfw rejected by your own mother
>What the fuck are you on?!?!
I even made a drawing of you as a pony fucking my wife rainbow dash. I really want to do my fantasies with you, like rape. I'll be the soviet and you be the German wench. It's perfect, lemme see those feet of yours as Tyrone fucks your ass.
ok op wtf send ur mom a dick pic and say i want to fuck you where i came from
not to tip my fedora too hard but these 3 were all me, am I a god?
"mom I'm going through a weird time I'm my life and I feel like I'm stuck, I don't know how to explain it...I think I may be sexually frustrated, I can't get attention from girls they ignore me and reject me, I just need to break through and build some confidence, I really feel like this wool help, please don't turn your back on me like all the other girls do mom :("
SHES PROBABLY GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON ME BUT WE DID IT
include me in the screen cap, you reddit fags
Dubs nigga wants to be included in the red it screencap!
Hey reddit, include this hilarious image of slimer so funny and cool right? Am i cool?