Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
im looking for a waifu
I SUMMON THY CHIEF TO LOOK
>>702720012
You mean a girlfriend? Or just someone to love from across the 2D/3D border?
>>702720136
just waifu to share waffles with
>>702720018
shush you
>>702720261
I-I can m-make waffles out of thin air, Anon...
>>702720261
I'm still confused.
>>702720308
It worked... I truly have become a Void Summoner.
>>702720383
>>702720460
Its not hard to understand
I am looking for qt waifu to share waffles
Hey everyone!
>i suck at W40K Dawn of War
~MikanBox
>thigh_boots
>not showing them in the image
This is a massive injustice. Watch me wrinkle my lips in disgust, but only slightly, because my facial expresses are extremely limited.
>>702720610
I have this thread on Auto-Update. I saw that I had a response, and I hoped it was a friendly Anon that I could make waffles with, but it's only you. Suck like 1012 wieners please.
Unless you're willing to make me strawberry waffles, in which case I would be happy to befriend you.
rolling for a tarot
but i guess i could use some advice. right now i'm just existing. i work enough to pay my bills and stuff, but my life just feels... empty. like there's no real reason for me to exist. my father views me as nothing more than a parasite, a freeloader and takes great pleasure in reminding me that i'm useless.
i think of offing myself quite often, and i feel trapped in life
![[internal screeching].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SEsPnPF.jpg "[internal screeching].jpg")
>>702720728
That makes......some sense?
>jumps out of /bin/
hello.
>>702720995
god fucking damnit, forgot signature
-meowbot
Chicken tendies almost fucking killed me, that and my short attention span.
>>702720995
I think this cat would also enjoy waffles.
Probably with extra Brazilian manboobs in them.
That's not an insult to you, it's just what I like in my waffles.
Hello.
>>702720944
Get into the arts, be it painting, writing or starting videos.
>>702720944
oh sweet, dubs
>>702721151
i would fucking bite your dick off if i could
-meowbot
>>702721250
i'm not an artsy person, the only "artistic" kinda things i do have a practical purpose like making a sheathe for knives or something
>>702721113
YOU! You're a goddess. Could you give strategy advice?
>Hello nep
>>702721544
do and sell that, it could be useful
-meowbot
>>702719784
Will I resolve my worst problem?
>>702721351
What do you mean if?
Are your jaws incapable of biting down because your bones are so weak from the standard Brazilian diet of sand, corpses of drowned tourists along with the long-since-expired sunscreen that they carried in their bags, and the sticker logos with the little shirtless boy on them that is stamped on the boxes from American food airdrops?
>>702721544
Buy some titanium white paint and watch some Bob Ross, he drops some mad life knowledge all the time on his vids, and shows everyone can paint.
>>702721602
There's only one thing that you can do, and that is, git gud, strategy guides are for weaklings.
>>702721915
If you work on fixing it, maybe.
>>702721544
I know it could be hard to get into and take some time to find what you like. That's why you have to start, to get better at something.
If Reimu (OP) Doesn't notice you to give the tarot reading I can give one out.
>>702721697
it's custom work though, i would have to have the knife there to make sure it fits properly
>>702721932
I'm kidding, of course.
I'm happy to see you, meowbot.
Brazil's cool.
How does fortune tellling work exactly? New to this
>>702722023
okay.
-meowbot
>>702720944
Well, you won the tarot roll, so we'll do that first.
>Temperance
Grace under pressure. Healing. Balance, reflection, and patience. Having clear boundaries. A confident and outspoken survivor.
>Two of Swords
Frail alliance but with potential. Invitation to friendship, collaboration, or union, but not being met halfway.
>King of Cups
A visionary man. A strong, dignified man with a gentle manner who enriches the lives of those around him. An authority.
This represents a frail alliance (bond) with someone who is supposed to have been an authority figure to enrich your life, but you haven't been met halfway. The virtue of Temperance is where you should look to resolve it.
As for normal advice... well, it's common to struggle to find a reason to exist. As a wise boy once said, "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die, come watch TV."
Replace watching TV with searching for new hobbies, interests, and skills. Things to enrich your life and distract you from the absurdity of it all. In the process, you might find something worth devoting yourself to. Something you can do for the world, for those around you, or even just for yourself if you like. New skills are the best, because they give you a slow path to improvement that you can focus on. And in the end, you'll be a little better off than you were before, no matter what.
>>702721544
i'd like to donate these dubs to the next person that wants a tarot reading
no waffle waifu
i go back to wallonia
au revoir
>>702722067
The tarot is a deck in which each card has some kind of meaning tied into the universal human experience. Whether it's a person, an event, or some kind of esoteric lesson most people encounter in their lives at some point.
Drawing a few cards and interpreting their meanings is supposed to show you a glimpse of what you'll encounter in the future, or impart some lesson that you can use to better the present.
Fortune cookies are just short blurbs that tell you what your luck will be this year.
>>702722568
Why not build one yourself?
>>702722280
so what do you mean by looking to the virtue of temperance to resolve the frail alliance?
>>702720916
FOOL! THE STRAWBERRY ONLY INVITES MORE CURSE AND IT SHALL BE PLACED ON THE WAFFLE OF MISFORTUNE!
I feel refreshed after that nap.
>>702722964
Study it, make it the virtue you pursue the most in your life for the time being. Whether it's through being diplomatic by letting your dad know how he makes you feel and how it has affected you, or by setting a clear boundary and possibly taking steps to remove his influence, temperance will dictate what comes next.
*I didn't notice the notification because i'm a big dum dumb, and i was watching a gameplay of Rainbow Six Siege, don't know why is called like that since rainbows are cute and guns are not but i'm already in love with that game :3*
>>702723432
I feel refreshed after being shown your pantsu.
>>702722808
Hey Reimu, mind doing a reading for your senior? Just a quick one, since I'm not around often?
>I wanna know how my future looks in the car market
>chilling in CNT
>minding business as usual
>look to my right
>friend is tunnel visioned in on hoi4 because he cant elbow drop france
>look to the left
>2 guys watching anime
>another watching a movie and talking to himself
>guy directly to left of me is watching cat videos
>boot up Insurgency, prepare for fun
>teacher looks around
>anon, turn off the game and work
>teacher goes back to work and everyone else keeps on doing useless shit
and this is the precise reason im going to off myself one day, with 2+ tons of explosives sitting off the coast of the UK and a hammer
I just want some Touhou erp.
>>702723855
donate
>>702723592
kyaa, you weren't supposed to look there!
>>702723722
>with 2+ tons of explosives sitting off the coast of the UK and a hammer
talk about going out with a bang. i was thinking volcano self-sacrifice
>>702723934
Donate what?
>>702723855
erp?
>>702723722
I guess the teacher likes you then, or hates you.
>>702724012
Memes.
>>702723573
You should read the book aster. Its pretty good.
>>702723432
Hey Hikari!
>>702723722
That fucking blows.
>>702723855
Don't expect it from me. I'm just a dude that likes to be here.
>back from getting but raped in DoW
>>702723345
*How many curse pictures do you have? And are you the one that made them?*
>>702724075
ERP stands for Erotic Rum Polishing.
It's when you pour rum on somebody's body, get a brush, and scrub them until they sparkle.
>>702724198
This is all I have.
Hello
>>702723998
whats better than breaking all the windows in the nearby towns, panicking the local coast guard, and getting on national news?
>>702724075
I'm ahead of everyone else by about 2 chapters
Maybe he just doesnt like insurgency
>>702724255
tell me about it
one of these days im going to kill the kid that talks to himself. It will be completely quiet, and he will talk/yell out 'I saw that coming!' fucking annoying as dicks
>>702723595
>Seven of Swords (Reversed)
Having to contend with uneducated critics. Discouragement. Narrow views. A lack of support or understanding.
>Four of Pentacles
Guarding one's material gains. Expanding in new directions closer to home or personal interests. Acquiring new possessions.
>Two of Cups
Finding a match. Curiosity, affection, and excitement.
I'd interpret it as a short rough patch followed by finding what you're looking for, guarding and caring for it affectionately afterward.
I got this girl's number a few days ago, but I've been texting through other apps with her for a while now. I don't know if she likes me and I don't want to make things awkward since were partnered for a huge project in class, should I ask her out?
>>702719784
how can i find happiness?
>>702724660
wait until after the project is finished to ask her out
>>702724576
Is that a burrito you're eating?
I burned my tongue on a burrito yesterday.
Someone please kiss it to make it feel better.
>>702724660
flunk the project
get a d on it
look her in the eyes
'ill give you my d'
her panties will drop faster than the twin towers
>>702723982
But it's right in my field of view! How could I help it?
>>702724504
Hi there!
>>702724756
I would but it's going to last for another 4 months, and I'm worried that I'll be friendzoned by that point
May I ask for an advice?
I've been talking to this girl quite often, we had some fun times, we talk about music and other activities. For some reason she doesn't talk as much when she's around people we know nor she text that often. I've been the one who always starts the conversation. I'm just really confused, she hugs me here and there, compliments me, I don't really know what's going on
>>702724576
I dont blame ya.
>>702724324
AS MANY CURSES AS NEEDED! AND YES I MAKE MY OWN CURSES
>>702724620
>Keep getting bitched at for wanting a Mazda
>Would treat it like it was a fucking Lambo
>Finding the one
All these seem spot on, and just what I wanted to hear. Thanks Reimu, I owe you a reading of my own when I'm not about to pass out!
>>702724967
What is there to understand? She is comfortable around you.
Not enough hentai.
Candace
>>702724374
*I thought it stood for Erotic Rope Pulling....are you sure your definition is correct?*
>>702723432
*Are you having sleep issues as well? I'm so nervous that i can't manage to sleep properly lately.*
>>702724255
*I actually wanted to get the Lovecraft books because i always say that i'll read them but since i'm a bit of a procrastinator either i forget or delay the thing, but i'll make sure to check that book as well!*
hi reimu u r cute
>>702724967
She thinks of you as an awkward friend, not really someone she'd like to be sen with out in public from what I can gather
>>702724660
If you must don't get to attached to quickly and know when to bail out or if you two just need more time or try harder.
Also make sure you know you want to be with her, not just think it.
>>702725195
Or, was it Erotic Rectum Punching?
>>702724755
>Two of Pentacles (Reversed)
This represents the past, where embarrassment, poor oversight, and ignoring details led to unhappiness.
>King of Pentacles
Recognizing the value of culture to a society. Money with ethical conscience. Practical help and skills. A supportive husbando.
>Eight of Cups
Changing directions. The dawn of something new. A quest with heart. Bravery. Heeding the call.
It's time to redefine what happiness means to you and pursue it wholeheartedly!
>>702725188
>Candace has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "79".
looks like that good luck is already working with that get
>>702725174
your going to get cold like that.
>>702724858
A lot more lost coming our way then usual tonight eh?
>>702725408
>erotic rectum punching
thanks for the kek
~MikanBox
>>702724576
*A school shooting.*
>>702724997
*Hi Renko!*
>>702725065
*If hate is a form of love then are your curses a form of white magic too?*
>>702724255
Hi there.
>>702724858
But that's lewd..! What if I looked at your pantsu? Hmph hmph.
>>702724910
Maybe you could find a party you two could to together. Then, there's less pressure since it's a party. Or some kind of friend group date thing.
If she liked you, I imagine that you two would spend a lot of time together despite being in groups. And then you'd have a clear idea of whether to ask her out or not.
Though generally I don't think it'd be a good idea to date somebody you're working with, either.
>>702725195
I've been sick, actually..so I've been sleeping a lot. My energy has been sapped the past few days.
Rolling
~Will
>>702725408
Elevated Rolling Penguins
>>702724997
I still want to get an Insurgency match going on in class
>>702725797
More like "Local College Student beat to death with his own skull"
Mmh, this is looks like a good night to burn down to the ground everything I've done so far because I can't seem to stop sabotaging myself.
>>702725797
wrong aster. It's Box! That's aya without her wings.
>>702725803
How are ya!
>it feels like people are starting to hate me
>>702725288
It just seems odd that she even wants to meet my family
>>702725167
Is she? If so it just seems I might be overanalyzing
Thanks
>>702725862
>Will ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
extremely good luck for you, might even increase your power in some way
Looking for a tarot I guess
Bacialy shit has drastically changed in my relationship and I don't know how to proceed. Should I just give up or is this something worth working for?
Kaze
>>702725275
Thank you!
>>702724967
Either she's just not an initiator, or she's not that interested and just views you as a casual friend. Some people even hug those, it's just what they do.
Of course, I'm just guessing since I don't know her specifically.
>>702724910
Alternatively, you could ask her out now and make it clear that you won't hold any hard feelings if she says no. And then follow through on that promise! Boom, awkwardness averted.
>>702725158
No problem! I'm happy for you that the result was a good one!
>>702726129
Interesting! Thanks!
>>702726264
rolling for this guy
>>702726264
>Kaze has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "73".
fortune cookie says bad luck, wearing more grey might make it better. lets see what the tarot says
>>702726499
Ayyyy u did it
>>702719784
Roll for tarot!
Also, general advice!
>>702725657
Hmm, you mean people that need help? I do seem to be pretty busy already!
>>702725803
I guess that would be fair...
>>702726018
That makes it sound like you'll do it on purpose!
>>702726054
Still sick. Why do you feel that way? Nobody hates you, baka baka.
>>702726403
That's an interesting picture..Though I can't really count 10 types there.
>>702726499
Oh shit anon, thanks for the dubs
>>702726806
That dosent bode well, oh boy
>>702726868
reroll? ;D
>>702726930
well if you get overwhelmed I can help with tarot readings also, just dont know what layout you use. Also going to be going off in about half an hour.
>>702725408
*You're probably right since i can't think of anything else...*
>>702725803
*Is there anything i can do to help you or to cheer you up?*
>>702726054
*Sorry Box! I got confused again, it's happening a lot lately, sorry for that.*
>>702725972
*You would have to remove it without killing him in the process though, then it's easier to bash him with it or slashing him with the broken lower jaw?*
>>702726930
Of course it'll be on purpose! I have issues and can't stop! I'll drink all night because I want to die and I'll give a shout for help that way, yay!
>>702725862
Rerolling for tarot
>>702726930
*Are you a shiny pokemaiden?*
Its too hot here
posting quotes because I have nothing to do and noone to talk to
"It is the rifle that hangs above the farmers mantle, the one that must never be taken, only handed down. It is the rifle that puts food on the table and fear into the hearts of evil men. It is a symbol of the strength of the people, of the common man. It is the last resort and the first line of defense. It is cheap, it is a joke, a gag, a thunderclap. It is strong, it is honest, it is the weapon of the greatest sniper ever to have lived, and the poorest hunter. It is a Mosin Nagant."
>>702726930
N..No, no it wouldn't. You shouldn't agree with me.
>>702727303
I'm sick, there's nothing you can do.
>>702727239
I would appreciate it! Especially since I just lost the entire post I was about to make.
As for the layout, I just use three cards and wing the interpretation based on the question and which cards come up. If they seem to be related, I read them that way. If it's a general prediction that was requested, I read them as a chronological order. Does that make sense?
>>702727077
anyone?
>>702728357
ya. I use the 3 cards layout or the cross. Only difference is I need a question. so to >>702728545
want me to get it or you got it?
>>702728025
*I can make you smile! Smiling should be a pretty effective medicine.*
>>702728545
I just lost the post I was making so I have to start over. We'll start with you, I guess.
>The High Priestess
The feminine artistic, creative force. The grace of inspiration. Choosing to serve an art or science, which can appear cold to those who live for relationships or misguided to those who serve money.
>The Magician
Self-rule. Freedom. A person who is a force of art and creativity. Intuition. An inspiring, powerful voice.
>Three of Wands
A gamble on the unknown. Diversifying. Optimism. Expansion. Broadening horizons. Taking the initiative.
I'd say the advice this reading is trying to give you is to take initiative on some sort of art or scientific pursuit that may seem risky at first. Two figures appear to guide you-- one of them incredibly talented and powerful, and the other one more subtly inspiring and feminine.
>>702728793
I got that one. Can you handle this one for me >>702724967
>>702729170
Oh? Can you?
>>702727916
How hot is too hot?
>>702728022
I've heard Mosin's are pretty nice. I have a coworker that has one and raves about it all the time.
>>702726264
Still around if someone wants to tarot still
>>702726499
My dubs officer
>>702729891
in a second. doing somebody else first
>>702730170
No worries anon, thanks
>>702730777
What is it boy? You got lucky trips speak already!
>>702730018
What the heck is that?
>>702724967
The situation. 8 of pentacles. The opportunity to work or do an activity without worrying about the result. Stability, especially in a work situation.
Choice A. The world reversed. Delay rather then failure. Life situation becoming more stable.
Choice B. Ace of swords. Gift of clear thought, spiritual truth and higher value even if it brings sorrow. Singleness in mind and purpose.
>>702730455
before I start can you clarify your question?
>>702730018
can i eat it
-meowbot
>>702729602
*I can at least try, either with jokes or by showing you how dumb i am, so yesterday i was playing at a multiplayer game, ever had that moment where you are doing so good in a match but you also have to go to the toilet? That is what was happening but i was doing soooo good that i ignored it since it became impossible to wait any further, i ran straight from my bedroom and got into the bathroom but i was running so wuick that i accidentally fell, no big deal, except for the fact that the impact on the ground made me bite my lower lip and i filled like 4 tissues with blood, lips are filled with blood vessels unfortunately*
>>702731084
Long time, no see.
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck"
>>702731084
Some sorta asian fruit
>>702730777
checking your trips
>>702729602
mosins are like the multi-tool of rifles. you can do pretty much anything with a mosin
>>702731299
no, bad meowbot
>>702731643
aw
i really wanted to eat it
-meowbot
Here, Hikari!
>>702731285
Like more specific?
Whatever I don't care I guess
I'm dating someone who has a husband (polyamorous) and when I joined we agreed that this would be it. And a few weeks ago she met a guy online and he's not going anywhere. He lives out of the country but still, is this something worth doing anymore?>>702731299
>>702732138
Ignore that last post link, accident
Just popping in to say I might not make it, or at least be very late
Have fun, or something
-Sweet Roll
>>702731380
That sounds painful. What happened to your multiplayer match? Is your lip okay now?
>>702731643
Oh really? I'm not really into guns, but what makes a gun multi-tool? Like, what are the different things that you can do? Range? Spread?
>>702732106
W-Whoa..That is excessively lewd. Didn't you see the part where I said you shouldn't pay attention to my request~
>>702719784
I'm here because I wish for everybody in this thread with good feelsy vibes to have happiness and success in their endeavors!
Good luck to everybody!
>>702732660
I decided not to listen to that request instead.
>>702731573
Hi Reimu
>>702731643
I bet it's soft and chewy~
>>702732828
Thank you! Right back at ya!
>>702732872
What have you been up to lately?
>>702719784
I put off registering for classes... they start this week. Now I'm stuck with a commute downtown during rush-hour and shitty lab times.
I do this every fucking semester, will I ever learn?
Anyways I'm just troubled by how fuckin difficult it is to balance university and "full-time" employment. It used to be so easy, but then they started shuffling me into more and more classes with lab times.
Oh well, I guess it could be worse, at least I'm not on the wait list.
>>702733110
Thinking about you, of course
i'm not an alien i swear
>>702733144
get off our planet alienfag
>>702732660
Mosin is built like a tank, to survive the harshest conditions.
I've seen people use ones with fixed bayonets to polevault over fences. Some snipers use it for its accuracy, for the longest time it was the main soviet battle rifle, its also a great hunting rifle and collectors item. It's cheap and easy to maintain too.
>>702732828
Thanks mate, you have a good one too!
>>702732872
I wouldn't bite down too hard though, I bet it tastes like copper.
>>702733343
You never know until you try!
>>702732660
*I won, but since every victory comes at a loss i had to give some blood in exchange, it's just a little cut but since the face in general it'a place littered with blood vessels even a cut little as that one can give you that amount of blood, still stings a little but no big deal, so has it worked? Have i managed to get you a little happier with my stupidity?*
>>702719784
will i get laid within the next year or two?
Will I never seen my best friend again?
Should i get n apartment?
Finally, best dog breed?
>>702733144
I was the same way. I never learned. Maybe ahead of time you could set up some kind of alert to remind you of the first day when you can register for classes or something. I never thought of that, myself.
Anyway, I'm sorry you ended up in a jam like that. Hang in there, Anonymous! You're doing a good thing for your future!
>>702733144
>>702733222
Oh, is that right?
>>702732138
Situation. 8 of swords. Helplessness, confusion. feelings of being blocked and having no options.
Don't do. Death. The end of something or the need to release something without fear or regret. Sometimes means rebirth.
Do. 9 of pentacles. Self discipline, satisfaction with what you have done with your life.
"Panzers on the line, form the Wehrmacht's spine, lethal grand design. But what about the men executing orders?
Ad victoriam, ex machina, non sibi sed patriae!"
>>702733484
Thats true. I'd rather my mouth not taste like pennies though, thats a rather unpleasant feeling. Been there, done that.
>>702729602
The room temperature
>>702733797
Mhm mostly thinking about your lips..
>>702733974
Okay lewd.
>>702734081
No that's mean
>>702733812
Hmmmm, yeah that's how I'm feeling for sure
Thanks for the reading anon, it helps a bit
>>702733974
*Why not? It's not that bad at all.*
>>702732854
I-I'll try not to show my pantsu again..
>>702733343
polevaulting with a gun? that's insane. do you collect guns or something?
>>702733500
Other people getting hurt is not my idea of funny, though. But, I do appreciate all the effort you've put into trying to make me laugh! :3
>>702733812
It's always best not to take the cards literately. Death could mean don't give up on it. Alternately it could also mean don't let the relationship make you rot like a corpse.
Seems the overall meaning of this spread is what choice you make don't let it eat away at you and make you double guess it. Be proud of your choice.
Im off to bed. see ya
>>702734110
No, I meant I bit my tongue! Blood tastes horrible, but really unique.
>>702734384
You eat pennies?
>>702734489
Was it really that bad of an experience?
>>702734110
You sure know how to flatter a girl...
am i a big guy
-meowbot
>>702734754
It wasn't bad at all, Reimu a cute! I just am shy about that kind of stuff~
>>702734572
Thanks for the help!
>>702734766
for you!
wait
>>702734170
heh. how cute.
>>702734910
no problem
>>702734640
*No, but blood has that unique metallic taste, you got the point anyways.*
>>702734489
*At least i tried i guess, i'll try to improve so next time i'll hopefully be able to cheer you up better!*
>>702734640
My blood tastes like water...v.v
Goodnight.
>>702734754
I want to bite your lips again <3
Nini
>>702734996
Shush!
Reimu-chan! I haven't seen you in forever!
- Cirno
Is what i saw true?
>>702734489
No, I research them. I dont know many things below a 50 caliber, but I enjoy talking about them.
>>702735213
hit it with a flyswatter
>>702735144
Blood tastes horrible, but yeah its pretty unique.
>>702735194
Goodnight, sleep tight, dont let the Messerschmitts bite!
>>702735144
That's two dubs in a row, you're on fire. And that Remi picture is adorable.
>>702735213
can i eat this instead
-meowbot
>>702735618
H-How rude! I just wanted to greet Reimu-chan after such a long time!
- Cirno
>>702734884
D'awww... I see. Well okay then! I'll try not to embarrass you too much.
>>702735194
>*giggle*
Goodnight!
>>702735213
Oh, has it been that long? I got back about a week and a half ago after having some "technical difficulties."
How have you been, Cirno?
What yo lil cuteass bloodsucking motherfuckers doing here talkin´ bout drinking eachother blood n shit? nigga i might just need to exterminate some kawaii vampire dress princesses right now
>>702719784
Feeling down, got an illness recently thats got me laying in bed for almost a month. Feelsbad.jpeg
>>702735819
Yeah, go ahead and chomp down. Wont taste good, so be careful!
>>702735902
Yes! How are you doing, Reimu-chan? I haven't really seen you since my last fortune telling. In Cirno years, one day without Reimu-san is 10 years!
>>702735819
It is you again! Y-you may not eat me! Only Reimu-chan is allowed anything!
>>702736030
>throws a brick
get out you fucking nigger
-meowbot
>>702735194
Don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>702735902
Hey Raymoo, I'm cashing in one of my many GETS for a tarot reading. Tell me something about college
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>>702735709
Oi you
>>702736153
>CHOMP
...tastes like water
-meowbot
>>702735709
*I stockpiled quite a lot of Remilia pictures because i wanted to use her as avatar :3 but i'm so yndecided about what avatar i should use that i just randomly post all my avatar pictures based on my mood, i had like 5-6 avatars so far so i have a large pool of pictures to use.*
>>702736555
Oho! T-this will not go unpunished! Now, I demand you donate that GET to me for repentance. Ehehe.
- Cirno
>>702736359
Sonya, hi! Also those are extremely dated GETs, I love it.
>>702736775
Makes sense.
>>702719784
rollin' for general tarot read
>>702736987
no
>CHOMP
-meowbot
>>702737084
donating trips
-meowbot
>>702737204
One day I shall seek you out for vengeance!
>>702736555
Told you, meowbot, tastes bad!
>>702736987
He owes you nothing, fly on the wall!
>>702736038
Sorry to hear that, Anonymous. Hope you feel better soon!
>>702736153
Oh man... so that means it's been about a century or more? That's crazy!
Anyway, I've had my ups and downs as usual. Spilled tea on the shrine's computer, thought my life was over. Received a new laptop as a donation from a generous friend. Stressed out about money and work. Finished the work, got some more work to do, now everything's good! Well, mostly. But I'm back to being optimistic again so I consider it all better!
>>702736359
At the time of the emergence of urban town life and medieval guilds, specialized "associations of students and teachers with collective legal rights usually guaranteed by charters issued by princes, prelates, or the towns in which they were located" came to be denominated by this general term. Like other guilds, they were self-regulating and determined the qualifications of their members.
Just kidding. Here you go!
>Seven of Pentacles
Bounty comes from ingenuity and patience. Stability and steady progress.
> Two of Pentacles (Reversed)
It seems there will be some project at some point that fails miserably though due to poor research, causing embarrassment.
>Four of Wands
You'll show repose in the face of difficulty and turn the tide back in your favor.
>>702737346
>double chomp
no
-meowbot
>>702719784
Am i going to die as a virgin?
DUBS GET!!!
>>702737475
That's good! Sorry to hear all that stuff happened, but I'm glad it's over! You're favourite hug toy Cirno is always here, Reimu-chan!
>>702737510
Y-You're very rude to somebody who you've known for hundreds of years. (That's in Cirno years.)
>>702737510
*He's got a point >>702737381 usually colourful things in nature are coloured that way to warn predators that they are poisonous or just taste bad.*
>>702737021
Hiii. And I know right. Also are you being lewded by Raymoo..?
>>702737475
Very crever. Well I can't say I dislike the Seven of Pentacles and Four of Wands readings. That middle one has me concerned because of a certain project in my ECON class though.
>>702737510
Don't be mean to the ice fairy
>>702737927
*I gift you mine since i consider this important >>702735144*
>>702724858
Hi. How's it going?
>>702738009
i just met you
now i'm eating you
>triple chomp
>>702738465
We spoke many a time before Reimu-chan took her break!
- Cirno
>>702738784
no
>giant chomp
-meowbot
>>702738921
How dare you forget me! I am a very memorable person!
>>702738009
D'aww, and here I thought you didn't like me or something!
>>702738305
Is it a group project? I got the impression it was supposed to be a group project that fails like that.
>>702738422
I'm doing well enough! How about you?
>>702739060
>eats a piece of the head
no
-meowbot
>>702739741
Of course not! I'll always love Reimu-san! And I'll have to try to catch you on here more just to talk! If Reimu-san left, I don't know what I would do.
>>702740293
That's really flattering, you know. I'm glad we got to meet up again!
>>702739741
I'm...not sure yet, actually. The professor hasn't given us any information about it yet. This is slightly troubling..
>>702740996
THE PROJECT IS DOOMED
and so once again the thread dies cursed
>>702739741
I'm ok. A little bored, I need an anime to watch.
>>702741172
Quiet you. Though your comedic timing is good.
>>702738305
Reimu, um, showed me her pantsu. It was very lewd! That was because I accidentally showed my pantsu..
>>702741962
Ever seen ERASED?
~Reimu
>>702742155
You showed off your pantsu?? I always miss everything. Uhh, I mean...
I just pondered self awareness as a human. It sucked but whatever.
Oh nooo! Seems like the thread will end soon. It was nice seeing you again, Reimu-chan! I looke forward to our next meeting!
>>702719784
Hi there, retrooper over here (I guess this means that I'll get a fortune cookie).
Now, I'd like to have a tarot reading. I'm going through a rather rough phase in my life, I felt empty and useless in my job, so I quit, to get a new one that pays exactly the same, but I'm happier and I have a real chance of economical and professional wroth.
Problem is my wife is not happy about it. I would like to get your tarot reading regarding these matter.
Thanks anon
>>702742559
Yeah, most of it, I didn't like it too much as it went on unfortunately.
>>702742155
Hikariii
>>702743712
>retrooper has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "3".
here your fortune cookie
>>702743798
Kotori!
-Hikari
>>702743712
Is rerolling allowed?
>>702743712
>>702743712
>The Hierophant
This represents the past, both repression and the challenging of the existing system or hierarchy.
>Two of Cups
Romance, love, attraction of opposites. Union. Magnetism. Dance of courtship. Entwining energies. Sparks.
>Eight of Swords
Being a Scapegoat. Pleas falling on deaf ears. Being misunderstood. Being used. A temporary situation that will pass.
It seems like your romantic bond will be enough to overcome this. You just need to reopen the lines of communication and understanding with the one you love.
>>702744907
when will life suck less? if no dubs then how do i make it suck less?
>>702745500
didn't mean to reply to >>702744907
How do I make friends?
>>702745500
>The Star
Taking steps to save one's self‹not giving into resignation. Enlightened idea. Planning. Thaw of the ice. Return of life force. Rejuvenation. Drawing strength from nature.
>The Hanged Man
A life pared down to the basics. A time of gestation in a borderland state between chapters in life. Self-sacrifice in pursuit of knowledge or a cause.
>Six of Pentacles
Sharing good fortune. The resolution to a problem. Receiving help, such as a timely commission. Charitable acts. Relief. The settling of a debt.
~Reimu
That's all, folks!
>>702745659
You find a community/meetup focused around one of your hobbies.
>>702745885
Rolling for a general tarot read
>>702745885
thanks. didnt even realize i got dubs there. now i just gotta figure out where my answer is in all this
>>702746220
rerolling again.
Is Reimu-chan still there?
- Cirno
>>702747581
I happen to be, actually! What's up?
>>702748351
What do you do for fun, Reimu-chan?
>>702748504
Play games, mostly. You could count drawing but I mostly do that for work these days. Why do you ask?
~Reimu
>>702748705
I've just been kind of bored lately! I'm in college and there isn't much to do besides homework!
- Cirno
>>702749197
On this new laptop, the only multiplayer game I've found so far that runs well is Civ V. If you had that we could play together!
>>702749497
I do have Civ V!! With all of the DLC as well! I would love to play some time!
- Cirno
>>702750472
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tarot_reimu
There you go! That's all for this thread tonight though. See you all next time!
>>702750998
See you next time, Reimu-chan!
