Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
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>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
I SUMMON THY CHIEF TO LOOK
You mean a girlfriend? Or just someone to love from across the 2D/3D border?
I-I can m-make waffles out of thin air, Anon...
I'm still confused.
It worked... I truly have become a Void Summoner.
>i suck at W40K Dawn of War
>not showing them in the image
This is a massive injustice. Watch me wrinkle my lips in disgust, but only slightly, because my facial expresses are extremely limited.
I have this thread on Auto-Update. I saw that I had a response, and I hoped it was a friendly Anon that I could make waffles with, but it's only you. Suck like 1012 wieners please.
Unless you're willing to make me strawberry waffles, in which case I would be happy to befriend you.
rolling for a tarot
but i guess i could use some advice. right now i'm just existing. i work enough to pay my bills and stuff, but my life just feels... empty. like there's no real reason for me to exist. my father views me as nothing more than a parasite, a freeloader and takes great pleasure in reminding me that i'm useless.
i think of offing myself quite often, and i feel trapped in life
Chicken tendies almost fucking killed me, that and my short attention span.
I think this cat would also enjoy waffles.
Probably with extra Brazilian manboobs in them.
That's not an insult to you, it's just what I like in my waffles.
Get into the arts, be it painting, writing or starting videos.
YOU! You're a goddess. Could you give strategy advice?
What do you mean if?
Are your jaws incapable of biting down because your bones are so weak from the standard Brazilian diet of sand, corpses of drowned tourists along with the long-since-expired sunscreen that they carried in their bags, and the sticker logos with the little shirtless boy on them that is stamped on the boxes from American food airdrops?
Buy some titanium white paint and watch some Bob Ross, he drops some mad life knowledge all the time on his vids, and shows everyone can paint.
There's only one thing that you can do, and that is, git gud, strategy guides are for weaklings.
If you work on fixing it, maybe.
I know it could be hard to get into and take some time to find what you like. That's why you have to start, to get better at something.
If Reimu (OP) Doesn't notice you to give the tarot reading I can give one out.
I'm kidding, of course.
I'm happy to see you, meowbot.
Well, you won the tarot roll, so we'll do that first.
Grace under pressure. Healing. Balance, reflection, and patience. Having clear boundaries. A confident and outspoken survivor.
>Two of Swords
Frail alliance but with potential. Invitation to friendship, collaboration, or union, but not being met halfway.
>King of Cups
A visionary man. A strong, dignified man with a gentle manner who enriches the lives of those around him. An authority.
This represents a frail alliance (bond) with someone who is supposed to have been an authority figure to enrich your life, but you haven't been met halfway. The virtue of Temperance is where you should look to resolve it.
As for normal advice... well, it's common to struggle to find a reason to exist. As a wise boy once said, "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die, come watch TV."
Replace watching TV with searching for new hobbies, interests, and skills. Things to enrich your life and distract you from the absurdity of it all. In the process, you might find something worth devoting yourself to. Something you can do for the world, for those around you, or even just for yourself if you like. New skills are the best, because they give you a slow path to improvement that you can focus on. And in the end, you'll be a little better off than you were before, no matter what.
The tarot is a deck in which each card has some kind of meaning tied into the universal human experience. Whether it's a person, an event, or some kind of esoteric lesson most people encounter in their lives at some point.
Drawing a few cards and interpreting their meanings is supposed to show you a glimpse of what you'll encounter in the future, or impart some lesson that you can use to better the present.
Fortune cookies are just short blurbs that tell you what your luck will be this year.
FOOL! THE STRAWBERRY ONLY INVITES MORE CURSE AND IT SHALL BE PLACED ON THE WAFFLE OF MISFORTUNE!
Study it, make it the virtue you pursue the most in your life for the time being. Whether it's through being diplomatic by letting your dad know how he makes you feel and how it has affected you, or by setting a clear boundary and possibly taking steps to remove his influence, temperance will dictate what comes next.
*I didn't notice the notification because i'm a big dum dumb, and i was watching a gameplay of Rainbow Six Siege, don't know why is called like that since rainbows are cute and guns are not but i'm already in love with that game :3*
I feel refreshed after being shown your pantsu.
Hey Reimu, mind doing a reading for your senior? Just a quick one, since I'm not around often?
>I wanna know how my future looks in the car market
>chilling in CNT
>minding business as usual
>look to my right
>friend is tunnel visioned in on hoi4 because he cant elbow drop france
>look to the left
>2 guys watching anime
>another watching a movie and talking to himself
>guy directly to left of me is watching cat videos
>boot up Insurgency, prepare for fun
>teacher looks around
>anon, turn off the game and work
>teacher goes back to work and everyone else keeps on doing useless shit
and this is the precise reason im going to off myself one day, with 2+ tons of explosives sitting off the coast of the UK and a hammer
I guess the teacher likes you then, or hates you.
You should read the book aster. Its pretty good.
That fucking blows.
Don't expect it from me. I'm just a dude that likes to be here.
>back from getting but raped in DoW
*How many curse pictures do you have? And are you the one that made them?*
ERP stands for Erotic Rum Polishing.
It's when you pour rum on somebody's body, get a brush, and scrub them until they sparkle.
whats better than breaking all the windows in the nearby towns, panicking the local coast guard, and getting on national news?
I'm ahead of everyone else by about 2 chapters
Maybe he just doesnt like insurgency
tell me about it
one of these days im going to kill the kid that talks to himself. It will be completely quiet, and he will talk/yell out 'I saw that coming!' fucking annoying as dicks
>Seven of Swords (Reversed)
Having to contend with uneducated critics. Discouragement. Narrow views. A lack of support or understanding.
>Four of Pentacles
Guarding one's material gains. Expanding in new directions closer to home or personal interests. Acquiring new possessions.
>Two of Cups
Finding a match. Curiosity, affection, and excitement.
I'd interpret it as a short rough patch followed by finding what you're looking for, guarding and caring for it affectionately afterward.
I got this girl's number a few days ago, but I've been texting through other apps with her for a while now. I don't know if she likes me and I don't want to make things awkward since were partnered for a huge project in class, should I ask her out?
wait until after the project is finished to ask her out
Is that a burrito you're eating?
I burned my tongue on a burrito yesterday.
Someone please kiss it to make it feel better.
But it's right in my field of view! How could I help it?
May I ask for an advice?
I've been talking to this girl quite often, we had some fun times, we talk about music and other activities. For some reason she doesn't talk as much when she's around people we know nor she text that often. I've been the one who always starts the conversation. I'm just really confused, she hugs me here and there, compliments me, I don't really know what's going on
AS MANY CURSES AS NEEDED! AND YES I MAKE MY OWN CURSES
>Keep getting bitched at for wanting a Mazda
>Would treat it like it was a fucking Lambo
>Finding the one
All these seem spot on, and just what I wanted to hear. Thanks Reimu, I owe you a reading of my own when I'm not about to pass out!
What is there to understand? She is comfortable around you.
*I thought it stood for Erotic Rope Pulling....are you sure your definition is correct?*
*Are you having sleep issues as well? I'm so nervous that i can't manage to sleep properly lately.*
*I actually wanted to get the Lovecraft books because i always say that i'll read them but since i'm a bit of a procrastinator either i forget or delay the thing, but i'll make sure to check that book as well!*
If you must don't get to attached to quickly and know when to bail out or if you two just need more time or try harder.
Also make sure you know you want to be with her, not just think it.
>Two of Pentacles (Reversed)
This represents the past, where embarrassment, poor oversight, and ignoring details led to unhappiness.
>King of Pentacles
Recognizing the value of culture to a society. Money with ethical conscience. Practical help and skills. A supportive husbando.
>Eight of Cups
Changing directions. The dawn of something new. A quest with heart. Bravery. Heeding the call.
It's time to redefine what happiness means to you and pursue it wholeheartedly!
>Candace has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "79".
looks like that good luck is already working with that get
your going to get cold like that.
A lot more lost coming our way then usual tonight eh?
*A school shooting.*
*If hate is a form of love then are your curses a form of white magic too?*
But that's lewd..! What if I looked at your pantsu? Hmph hmph.
Maybe you could find a party you two could to together. Then, there's less pressure since it's a party. Or some kind of friend group date thing.
If she liked you, I imagine that you two would spend a lot of time together despite being in groups. And then you'd have a clear idea of whether to ask her out or not.
Though generally I don't think it'd be a good idea to date somebody you're working with, either.
I've been sick, actually..so I've been sleeping a lot. My energy has been sapped the past few days.
Elevated Rolling Penguins
I still want to get an Insurgency match going on in class
More like "Local College Student beat to death with his own skull"
Mmh, this is looks like a good night to burn down to the ground everything I've done so far because I can't seem to stop sabotaging myself.
wrong aster. It's Box! That's aya without her wings.
How are ya!
>it feels like people are starting to hate me
>Will ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
extremely good luck for you, might even increase your power in some way
Either she's just not an initiator, or she's not that interested and just views you as a casual friend. Some people even hug those, it's just what they do.
Of course, I'm just guessing since I don't know her specifically.
Alternatively, you could ask her out now and make it clear that you won't hold any hard feelings if she says no. And then follow through on that promise! Boom, awkwardness averted.
No problem! I'm happy for you that the result was a good one!
>Kaze has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "73".
fortune cookie says bad luck, wearing more grey might make it better. lets see what the tarot says
Hmm, you mean people that need help? I do seem to be pretty busy already!
I guess that would be fair...
That makes it sound like you'll do it on purpose!
Still sick. Why do you feel that way? Nobody hates you, baka baka.
That's an interesting picture..Though I can't really count 10 types there.
well if you get overwhelmed I can help with tarot readings also, just dont know what layout you use. Also going to be going off in about half an hour.
*You're probably right since i can't think of anything else...*
*Is there anything i can do to help you or to cheer you up?*
*Sorry Box! I got confused again, it's happening a lot lately, sorry for that.*
*You would have to remove it without killing him in the process though, then it's easier to bash him with it or slashing him with the broken lower jaw?*
Of course it'll be on purpose! I have issues and can't stop! I'll drink all night because I want to die and I'll give a shout for help that way, yay!
*Are you a shiny pokemaiden?*
posting quotes because I have nothing to do and noone to talk to
"It is the rifle that hangs above the farmers mantle, the one that must never be taken, only handed down. It is the rifle that puts food on the table and fear into the hearts of evil men. It is a symbol of the strength of the people, of the common man. It is the last resort and the first line of defense. It is cheap, it is a joke, a gag, a thunderclap. It is strong, it is honest, it is the weapon of the greatest sniper ever to have lived, and the poorest hunter. It is a Mosin Nagant."
N..No, no it wouldn't. You shouldn't agree with me.
I'm sick, there's nothing you can do.
I would appreciate it! Especially since I just lost the entire post I was about to make.
As for the layout, I just use three cards and wing the interpretation based on the question and which cards come up. If they seem to be related, I read them that way. If it's a general prediction that was requested, I read them as a chronological order. Does that make sense?
ya. I use the 3 cards layout or the cross. Only difference is I need a question. so to >>702728545
want me to get it or you got it?
*I can make you smile! Smiling should be a pretty effective medicine.*
I just lost the post I was making so I have to start over. We'll start with you, I guess.
>The High Priestess
The feminine artistic, creative force. The grace of inspiration. Choosing to serve an art or science, which can appear cold to those who live for relationships or misguided to those who serve money.
Self-rule. Freedom. A person who is a force of art and creativity. Intuition. An inspiring, powerful voice.
>Three of Wands
A gamble on the unknown. Diversifying. Optimism. Expansion. Broadening horizons. Taking the initiative.
I'd say the advice this reading is trying to give you is to take initiative on some sort of art or scientific pursuit that may seem risky at first. Two figures appear to guide you-- one of them incredibly talented and powerful, and the other one more subtly inspiring and feminine.
I got that one. Can you handle this one for me >>702724967
Oh? Can you?
How hot is too hot?
I've heard Mosin's are pretty nice. I have a coworker that has one and raves about it all the time.
What is it boy? You got lucky trips speak already!
The situation. 8 of pentacles. The opportunity to work or do an activity without worrying about the result. Stability, especially in a work situation.
Choice A. The world reversed. Delay rather then failure. Life situation becoming more stable.
Choice B. Ace of swords. Gift of clear thought, spiritual truth and higher value even if it brings sorrow. Singleness in mind and purpose.
*I can at least try, either with jokes or by showing you how dumb i am, so yesterday i was playing at a multiplayer game, ever had that moment where you are doing so good in a match but you also have to go to the toilet? That is what was happening but i was doing soooo good that i ignored it since it became impossible to wait any further, i ran straight from my bedroom and got into the bathroom but i was running so wuick that i accidentally fell, no big deal, except for the fact that the impact on the ground made me bite my lower lip and i filled like 4 tissues with blood, lips are filled with blood vessels unfortunately*
Long time, no see.
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck"
Some sorta asian fruit
checking your trips
mosins are like the multi-tool of rifles. you can do pretty much anything with a mosin
no, bad meowbot
Like more specific?
Whatever I don't care I guess
I'm dating someone who has a husband (polyamorous) and when I joined we agreed that this would be it. And a few weeks ago she met a guy online and he's not going anywhere. He lives out of the country but still, is this something worth doing anymore?>>702731299
That sounds painful. What happened to your multiplayer match? Is your lip okay now?
Oh really? I'm not really into guns, but what makes a gun multi-tool? Like, what are the different things that you can do? Range? Spread?
W-Whoa..That is excessively lewd. Didn't you see the part where I said you shouldn't pay attention to my request~
I decided not to listen to that request instead.
I bet it's soft and chewy~
Thank you! Right back at ya!
What have you been up to lately?
I put off registering for classes... they start this week. Now I'm stuck with a commute downtown during rush-hour and shitty lab times.
I do this every fucking semester, will I ever learn?
Anyways I'm just troubled by how fuckin difficult it is to balance university and "full-time" employment. It used to be so easy, but then they started shuffling me into more and more classes with lab times.
Oh well, I guess it could be worse, at least I'm not on the wait list.
Mosin is built like a tank, to survive the harshest conditions.
I've seen people use ones with fixed bayonets to polevault over fences. Some snipers use it for its accuracy, for the longest time it was the main soviet battle rifle, its also a great hunting rifle and collectors item. It's cheap and easy to maintain too.
Thanks mate, you have a good one too!
I wouldn't bite down too hard though, I bet it tastes like copper.
You never know until you try!
*I won, but since every victory comes at a loss i had to give some blood in exchange, it's just a little cut but since the face in general it'a place littered with blood vessels even a cut little as that one can give you that amount of blood, still stings a little but no big deal, so has it worked? Have i managed to get you a little happier with my stupidity?*
I was the same way. I never learned. Maybe ahead of time you could set up some kind of alert to remind you of the first day when you can register for classes or something. I never thought of that, myself.
Anyway, I'm sorry you ended up in a jam like that. Hang in there, Anonymous! You're doing a good thing for your future!
Oh, is that right?
Situation. 8 of swords. Helplessness, confusion. feelings of being blocked and having no options.
Don't do. Death. The end of something or the need to release something without fear or regret. Sometimes means rebirth.
Do. 9 of pentacles. Self discipline, satisfaction with what you have done with your life.
"Panzers on the line, form the Wehrmacht's spine, lethal grand design. But what about the men executing orders?
Ad victoriam, ex machina, non sibi sed patriae!"
Thats true. I'd rather my mouth not taste like pennies though, thats a rather unpleasant feeling. Been there, done that.
The room temperature
Mhm mostly thinking about your lips..
I-I'll try not to show my pantsu again..
polevaulting with a gun? that's insane. do you collect guns or something?
Other people getting hurt is not my idea of funny, though. But, I do appreciate all the effort you've put into trying to make me laugh! :3
It's always best not to take the cards literately. Death could mean don't give up on it. Alternately it could also mean don't let the relationship make you rot like a corpse.
Seems the overall meaning of this spread is what choice you make don't let it eat away at you and make you double guess it. Be proud of your choice.
Im off to bed. see ya
No, I meant I bit my tongue! Blood tastes horrible, but really unique.
You eat pennies?
Was it really that bad of an experience?
You sure know how to flatter a girl...
It wasn't bad at all, Reimu a cute! I just am shy about that kind of stuff~
Thanks for the help!
heh. how cute.
*No, but blood has that unique metallic taste, you got the point anyways.*
*At least i tried i guess, i'll try to improve so next time i'll hopefully be able to cheer you up better!*
My blood tastes like water...v.v
I want to bite your lips again <3
Reimu-chan! I haven't seen you in forever!
No, I research them. I dont know many things below a 50 caliber, but I enjoy talking about them.
hit it with a flyswatter
Blood tastes horrible, but yeah its pretty unique.
Goodnight, sleep tight, dont let the Messerschmitts bite!
That's two dubs in a row, you're on fire. And that Remi picture is adorable.
H-How rude! I just wanted to greet Reimu-chan after such a long time!
D'awww... I see. Well okay then! I'll try not to embarrass you too much.
Oh, has it been that long? I got back about a week and a half ago after having some "technical difficulties."
How have you been, Cirno?
What yo lil cuteass bloodsucking motherfuckers doing here talkin´ bout drinking eachother blood n shit? nigga i might just need to exterminate some kawaii vampire dress princesses right now
Yeah, go ahead and chomp down. Wont taste good, so be careful!
Yes! How are you doing, Reimu-chan? I haven't really seen you since my last fortune telling. In Cirno years, one day without Reimu-san is 10 years!
It is you again! Y-you may not eat me! Only Reimu-chan is allowed anything!
Don't let the door hit you on the way out
Hey Raymoo, I'm cashing in one of my many GETS for a tarot reading. Tell me something about college
*I stockpiled quite a lot of Remilia pictures because i wanted to use her as avatar :3 but i'm so yndecided about what avatar i should use that i just randomly post all my avatar pictures based on my mood, i had like 5-6 avatars so far so i have a large pool of pictures to use.*
Oho! T-this will not go unpunished! Now, I demand you donate that GET to me for repentance. Ehehe.
Sonya, hi! Also those are extremely dated GETs, I love it.
One day I shall seek you out for vengeance!
Told you, meowbot, tastes bad!
He owes you nothing, fly on the wall!
Sorry to hear that, Anonymous. Hope you feel better soon!
Oh man... so that means it's been about a century or more? That's crazy!
Anyway, I've had my ups and downs as usual. Spilled tea on the shrine's computer, thought my life was over. Received a new laptop as a donation from a generous friend. Stressed out about money and work. Finished the work, got some more work to do, now everything's good! Well, mostly. But I'm back to being optimistic again so I consider it all better!
At the time of the emergence of urban town life and medieval guilds, specialized "associations of students and teachers with collective legal rights usually guaranteed by charters issued by princes, prelates, or the towns in which they were located" came to be denominated by this general term. Like other guilds, they were self-regulating and determined the qualifications of their members.
Just kidding. Here you go!
>Seven of Pentacles
Bounty comes from ingenuity and patience. Stability and steady progress.
> Two of Pentacles (Reversed)
It seems there will be some project at some point that fails miserably though due to poor research, causing embarrassment.
>Four of Wands
You'll show repose in the face of difficulty and turn the tide back in your favor.
Am i going to die as a virgin?
That's good! Sorry to hear all that stuff happened, but I'm glad it's over! You're favourite hug toy Cirno is always here, Reimu-chan!
Y-You're very rude to somebody who you've known for hundreds of years. (That's in Cirno years.)
*He's got a point >>702737381 usually colourful things in nature are coloured that way to warn predators that they are poisonous or just taste bad.*
Hiii. And I know right. Also are you being lewded by Raymoo..?
Very crever. Well I can't say I dislike the Seven of Pentacles and Four of Wands readings. That middle one has me concerned because of a certain project in my ECON class though.
Don't be mean to the ice fairy
*I gift you mine since i consider this important >>702735144*
Hi. How's it going?
D'aww, and here I thought you didn't like me or something!
Is it a group project? I got the impression it was supposed to be a group project that fails like that.
I'm doing well enough! How about you?
Of course not! I'll always love Reimu-san! And I'll have to try to catch you on here more just to talk! If Reimu-san left, I don't know what I would do.
That's really flattering, you know. I'm glad we got to meet up again!
I'm...not sure yet, actually. The professor hasn't given us any information about it yet. This is slightly troubling..
I'm ok. A little bored, I need an anime to watch.
Quiet you. Though your comedic timing is good.
Reimu, um, showed me her pantsu. It was very lewd! That was because I accidentally showed my pantsu..
Hi there, retrooper over here (I guess this means that I'll get a fortune cookie).
Now, I'd like to have a tarot reading. I'm going through a rather rough phase in my life, I felt empty and useless in my job, so I quit, to get a new one that pays exactly the same, but I'm happier and I have a real chance of economical and professional wroth.
Problem is my wife is not happy about it. I would like to get your tarot reading regarding these matter.
This represents the past, both repression and the challenging of the existing system or hierarchy.
>Two of Cups
Romance, love, attraction of opposites. Union. Magnetism. Dance of courtship. Entwining energies. Sparks.
>Eight of Swords
Being a Scapegoat. Pleas falling on deaf ears. Being misunderstood. Being used. A temporary situation that will pass.
It seems like your romantic bond will be enough to overcome this. You just need to reopen the lines of communication and understanding with the one you love.
Taking steps to save one's self‹not giving into resignation. Enlightened idea. Planning. Thaw of the ice. Return of life force. Rejuvenation. Drawing strength from nature.
>The Hanged Man
A life pared down to the basics. A time of gestation in a borderland state between chapters in life. Self-sacrifice in pursuit of knowledge or a cause.
>Six of Pentacles
Sharing good fortune. The resolution to a problem. Receiving help, such as a timely commission. Charitable acts. Relief. The settling of a debt.
That's all, folks!