Dubs decides. Actually quite like this girl and didn't expect a text from her. Pls be kind.
>>702715988
what kind of phone number is that
hey are you single? Cause I like fat bitches!
>>702716235
It's a UK number
Im doing well how about you?
If you really do like her and she started the convo dont listen to the retards here please.
Op abandon thread, you showed the number
>>702716377
Dont write the bottom part btw
>>702716377
He's right you know...
>he showed the number
rip in peps
>>702715988
DO SEX ITH MEEEEEEEEEE
What app is that
>>702715988
I will follow you everywhere you go in every second of the day until I get the precious succ from you
just got done jacking off to a picture of you, how are you?
>>702716377
Winrar
>>702715988
tits pls
Send nudes or gtfo
>>702716800
I WILL MAKE SEX WITH YUUUUUUU
My cummies do well for your tummy
What now? Dubs decides
>>702715988
Sweet tendies from my endies
It feels like you haven't sucked me in ages
>>702717041
>>702717041
Would you like to give me the succ ?
U wan some suck?
>>702717177
Winrar
>>702717041
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>>702717177
OP DONT WRITE THAT PLEASE JUST SOUND NORMAL
JUST RESPOND WITH:
Yeah I know, we should hang out more
>>702717300
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>702717300
White knight detected
>>702717177
Ffs
>>702717300
Off yourself
>>702717177
>>702717300
two winners, who will OP pick?
>>702717429
You did well op
>>702717429
whatever she replies say "what about some tendies from my endies ?"
>>702717419
>>702717401
If this guy likes her and she started a convo it means shes interested, why the fuck should he ruin the chance to get a date with this chick?
>>702717429
Jk, let me fuck yo ass lady
>>702717559
NO DATES NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh shit didn't mean to send that, that was for my sister
>>702717680
Roll
>>702717680
roll
>>702717559
OOOH. Nice idea, "You started the convo... Does it means you're... Pinterested?
I have a girlfriend
>>702717429
Oh shit didn't mean to send that, that was for my sister but you can have the tendies from my endies
Shit what now? Dubs. Please someone rescue.
>>702717816
Rolll
How big is your dads vagina?
>>702717838
It was just a joke sorry lol
>>702717815
holy fuck
kys faggot
You should come over and chill
>>702717559
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>702717825
>>702717838
rolling for this
>>702717838
I bought a shitton of LoliPORN over here, I'd love to suck some loliPORN with you.
succ
very similar to oral stimulation unto a male, however less conventional. Often used as a bragging right. Another less used, but similar word is fucc. It certainly doesn't mean shut up crazy cunt because that would be the stupidest shit ever
"dude what happened with macca last night?"
"she succ me"
>>702717838
I meant to say the succession of having a convo? sorry, i pressed enter by accident
Oh sorry, I meant can you suck this duck
>>702717838
SUCK-MY-DICK, are you retarded or something?
>>702717559
>>702717300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_UV84wkJ-o
>>702717976
nice pasta
>>702718004
REROLL.
>>702717838
let's make seeeeksss
>>702717838
It means my penis goes in your mouth
>>702717838
I meant lowdown. As in, how you were doing the last few days.
Becks I Will be Real with u, really wnna fuck u, but My Dick is only 3 inches, Up for some anal? Or at least a naked pic of your mum.
>>702717838
succ stands for snakes under crazy cookies
>>702718191
roll
>>702718191
This
>>702717838
just an idea passed by, nevermind. So, resume all these time to me, the time we havent spoke...
>>702717838
like succ me penor
>>702718191
rolling for this one
>>702718033
Winner
>>702718191
savage
>>702718266
>66
shit...
>>702718191
Reroll
>>702718358
rolling
>>702718191
rolle
>>702717177
instant kek
>>702717838
Pp in u mouth
>>702718266
winrar
>>702718411
Dubs are confirming dubs
Pulled it back! What now? Dubs
>>702718266
how le random
>>702718191
this. must deliver op
you live here right
>>702717838
Oh shit didn't mean to send that, that was for my sister but you can have the tendies from my endies
Rollin for come clean
Cause girl I'm hungover, let's just startover
GIMME DAT WINRAR
>>702718191
This
>>702718574
You're welcome OP
>>702718574
say you had plans with some friend but you had to cancel because of something
make it sound real
>>702718574
Just got a date with my boyfriend. You remember Trevor?
>>702718191
this
>>702718574
Im up with my dick in yo ass bby
>>702718574
brutally raping you and your mom's gaping anal cavities
>>702717838
SHE WANTS THE D
"Actually quite like this girl"
>Goes to 4chan for advice
>>702718574
Banging your mommy
>>702718800
winrar double dubs
Not much, staying over my friends for the week, he's gay which makes me super uncomfortable but i didnt want to be rude. HBU?
>>702718800
OP is damned, rip
>>702718800
WINRAR !!!!!
>>702718800
Double Dubs
Dog + Peanut butter, you down?
>>702718582
i was under a lot of pressure
>>702718574
Im up to fucking your ass hard tbqh fam
>>702718574
dont have any plans how about you?
I'm coming out. I cannot stand it anymore I like to dress in women's clothes and I'm thinking of having a sex change
>>702718800
Dubdubs
>>702718922
Nice, OP RIP
>>702718800
Ffs. We've fucked it now
OP you shit sucker bail right now- who cares if you look like a fag on a board for 5 seconds, you have a fucking chance at love don't mess this shit up
would you like to watch me suck my own dikk? I'm really good at it.
Im actually wanting OP to succeed.
>>702719087
I would love to excrate all over you and your mom's faces
>>702719143
I want him to succ like the fag he is
>>702719087
you lost ur sex this week.... or maybe got an anal
>>702719143
same, but people can only go so far
Sorry, I meant to send that to my aunt
OP SAY your weekdays are busy but your free on the weekend. Maje it seem like your an alpha working man.
>>702719087
Op, youre a retard. If dubs, say to her that you like her, and that youre being "forced" by your "friend" to say retarded shit.
>>702719255
please ignore this, fuck you OP
>>702719333
fuck me with a spoon
>>702719312
ROLL
>>702719087
damn sorry auto correct...
>>702719312
ROLLING FOR DIS
>>702719332
kys
>>702719377
AGAIN, FUCK THIS
>>702719377
Ignore this plz
I bet you're tighter than my brother ;)
>>702719377
Epic!
sorry there are people on 4chan.org/b/ telling me what to reply to you. in all honestly i would like to kiss your boobies
sorry that was for the guy i was catfishing- gotta make that jew$$$
>>702719431
No u
>>702719143
OP has gone goofed. He sperged out on her.
>>702719507
roll
>>702719087
I bet you're tighter than my 4 year old niece
Lol I'm sorry. I think you're really pretty and I just don't know what to say rn
>>702719387
roll
Please help me pull this back. Dubs
>>702719490
This
>>702719600
o shit
>>702719600
Winrar
>>702719600
Winrar
RIP OP
>>702719087
What's with the X at the end of your sentences?
>>702719635
>>702719644
Winrar
>>702719490
Roll bitch
>>702719690
Rolling
>>702719635
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LEAVE YOU RETARD
>>702719635
Rip
>>702719635
No, why do you ask?
>>702719635
Yes, I'm actually drunk, but just so you know, I was thinking of you this whole time.
Fapped more than 7 times
>>702715988
"I really fucking hate you Becky. Please never fucking talk to me again. If you do, I promise you I will find you and rape you. This is not a threat, Becky. This is a fucking promise. I will hold you down and fuck you like the piece of shit trash you are. If you fucking tell anyone about this, not only will I rape you, I will fucking kill you Becky. I. WILL. FUCKING. KILL. YOU. Leave me the fuck alone."
>>702719635
yeah...sorry i just wrote what first fell on my mind coz you are so goddamn sexy ;)
>>702719635
sorry, my friend is getting my phone and saying these shits, maybe he`s jelous. Let`s stop talking in here, i`ll tell a day for us to meet, a day when my house is free, ok?
>>702719490
Do it
>>702716444
WASTED fuckin trips
>>702719635
just do >>702719600
>>702719840
holly shit reroll for this
You just told 4Chan her number. Big mistake. If dubs say go fuck yourself.
>>702719840
Roll.
>>702719635
im asking if u wanna fuck girl are u daft?
>>702719600
Well. I'm done
>>702715988
Dicks out for Becky
>>702719635
Oh becky didn't you know I wanna fuck you?
>>702720041
You are done OP
>>702720041
Inb4 v&
>>702720041
And I bet you give better head than my uncle
>>702720041
don`t u like doing sex, right? That question is for u op
>>702719840
Please.
>>702720088
>balls out for becky
>>702719635
You're a fucking retard, OP.
>>702720088
WINRAR>>702720113
>>702720088
Winrar this'll save it
>>702720041
Classic
>>702720041
you sir, are a lost boy
>>702719635
ya done gone and fucked up, my man, this is why you don't 'dubs decide' with someone you actually like.
>>702720041
Not as tight as my dad says I am though
>>702719840
roll
>>702720041
omg sorry my cat go on my phone and made a real ruccus. he a filthy cat
>>702717429
RIP in pieces
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
Don't listen to whatever I say. I'm making others reply for me
>>702720041
Fuck she's trying to call me. What the fuck do i do faggots?
>>702719840
If she responds, this.
Sorry that was my boyfriend who grabbed my phone. Silly billy!
>>702720434
ANSWER YOU LITTLE PUSSY
>>702720434
ANSWER AND TALK NICELY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>702720434
Say that you were messing around
>>702720434
just leave man, an hero or something
>>702720434
answer the phone, tell someone as writing that shits
>>702720434
Don't answer.
Send this>>702719840
>>702720434
Say your friend typed that
>>702720434
ask her if she gives head better than your uncle
>>702718191
Roll
>>702720434
Answer, she wants the nuts
>>702720527
roll. and get laid
>>702720555
not dubs dosen't count
>>702720434
Do you have pics, op?
>>702720434
Panic and let it ring until she stops trying to call. That's the most normal response.
>>702720577
prove with a pic of the time spent on the call
>>702720577
win
talk gently
Respond saying you want her over tomorrow night for a good fuck. Be honest and straight to the point
Its okey Becks, I got a Small Dick , it Will hardly scar her for Life, here Ill Send u a pic of My Dick to Show u what I mean.
>>702720434
Call her back and break it down for her "we need to have some alone time and stop putting X's at the end of your sentences"
>>702720625
Shut the fuck up
>>702720555
Trips of truth op
>>702720434
tell her you want to insert yourself inside her anal cavity and lick the insides of her intestines
>>702719840
Dub gods! Hear my prayer!
pick it up and move it to pc speakers with loud porn on, do it fagget!
>>702720555
nice
>>702720687
This
well he leaked her phone number, let's hope there are no white knights
Lately you say he been killing the vibe
Gotta be sick of this guy
Pull up skirt
Get in the ride
Left hand is steering the other is gripping your thigh
Light up a spliff and get high
Shawty you deserve what you been missing
Looking at you I'm thinking he must be tripping
Tell her about /b/ and don't let her get a word in just keep saying stuff about this place and what you've seen until she hangs up.
>>702720933
dubs in time, dubs in number
>>702720999
trips have spoken
>>702720434
Call, seem distracted, say your friends keep fucking around and taking your phone. Act less distracted, ask her if she wants to go see a movie later this week, maybe grab some succ after.
I'm done for. Short back story Becky works with my mum, and I've got a feeling she's gonna rat on me. How do I recover? Post ending in 55 decides, pls be kind.
>>702720973
This guy ate a bowl of dicks for breakfast.
>>702719690
rolling
>>702719690
Roll
>>702721157
Can you please suck my dick?
>>702721157
You don't have that kind of time, OP. You gotta throw your cool face on and call this ho
>>702721157
trips should overrule, moron
>>702720434
>>702720434
>>702720434
Record the phone call OP
>>702721157
Take like 10 shots and then pick up the phone
HEY VANN LOOK AT MY DUBS
>>702721157
just fucking please say something unretarded. say a friend took your phone
Hey I'm sorry I'm being forced to say some of those things.
Say it.
bump
>>702721157
Becky, will you marry me
Heh sorry, was rummaging through my dads old stuff for some antique harambe memes, what's up?
>>702720687
Lets end OP
>>702721157
Becky my mom said she's gonna get you fired if you don't send me a pic of your titties.
Hey...I was just thinking about you! Wanna go out?
>>702721157
dude she wants to fuck, just tell her your friend took ur phone and ask her if she wants to suck you dick dude
>>702721157
please dont tell me mum
>>702721157
Nigga, just tell her the fucking truth. she'll still play with your dick if you're not a complete dipshit.
>>702718574
slick AF
>>702721306
you niggers always ruin those threads by saying dumb shit. anyway roll for this because its getting boring.
>>702721388
This
Hey ignore some of the things I'm saying, I'm doing a thing on 4chan game stuff.
>>702721298
RE ROLL
>>702721157
I need some dickcheese cleaning and heard you were good at the job! :)
>>702721464
Roll
>>702721342
roll
>>702721400
op do this
>>702721388
Roll
>>702721157
I'm sorey Becks I'm drunk on dick.
>>702721388
Alright OP, drink as many shots as you can take without throwing up, go to Xvideos and click on the first lesbian video you see, turn it up on full volume, call Becky on speakerphone, and record the sound
Or send her a picture of your cock and face. Your choice
>>702721360
reroll
>>702721555
Wtf
>>702721555
woa i got trips :)
I'm facing the bottle for all of my problems. Because all these instagram models are nothing but trouble.
>>702721555
WINRAR
Ask if she can suck your turtleneck clean.
>>702721555
OH FUCK 555 TRIPS
I just really want to suck your dick Becky, im just too nervous to tell you with my actual voice
>>702721630
>>702721555
Stupid fucking winrar
>>702721360
rolling for this too
Dont call her OP. She can say that you said something which you didnt. Watch out /b/ro i dont want you to get done over something you didnt do. At least texts you can joke and prove
>>702721555
TRIPS OF THE GODS
>>702721377
Finally got My dubs , and now u wnt 55 ,
FCK u OP!
>>702721451
Hah, rolling for this one
Wtf is this gonna do you faggots
this is incredibly bleak.
>>702721980
Sure, I'll pick these flowers up for you
>>702721980
What's the next roll op
>>702721980
Shows her that you're a kind soul.
>>702721451
Roll
>>702721980
apologize retard
>>702721980
Now deflower her.
>>702721980
did you pick up the phone? fucking call her back fam
>>702721388
Reroll for this now. Cmon
>>702721980
>>702721980
ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
o shit op did it lol that was just the defalt pic on my pc
I'm so sorry, Becky. A group of people on a site is telling me what to say.
>>702721980
i'll put these flowers on your casket after I murder that pussy
a flower for my flower :)
nigga just fuckin talk to her, why are depending on a bunch of virgins
>>702721980
Sorry Becky ever since that gorilla was killed I've not been myself. Will you forgive me?
>>702722249
This.
>>702722254
roll, ROLL FOR THIS SWEET MOTHER THIS
I once bumfucked a dog not on purpose tho some dudes on 4chan wanted to see
im just a poor cuck. tie me up and let me watch you fuck your brother
OP is delivering quality. My salute, sir.
>>702722329
Dead meme. Normalfag detected
I'm sorry Becky I'm just trying to have a three way with you and your dog....
>>702722254
I'll roll for this
>>702722329
Roll
Yea mby im a bit drubk X
(Gonna save you OP)
>>702721980
Beck my flower died, show some respect pls
Im gonna be honest with you Becky i want you to slap my ass with a wet towel while i masturbate looking at my parents wedding pictures
>>702719690
This
>>702722249
rolling
>>702722254
Roll
>>702722499
These dubs dude
>>702721980
The fucking madman.
>>702722536
Fuck op w8
>>702722499
Winrar
>>702722466
winrar
>depending on /b/ to talk to a girl that you really like AND TALKED TO YOU FIRST
I honestly don't get people sometimes.
>>702722555
>>702722555
Trips confirm
>>702722555
Trips have spoken
dubs here
>>702722555
Once again, 555 trips commands!
>>702722555
Noice
>>702722466
Winrar
>>702722458
Roll for this
Sorry Becky I'm having so much fun with my 4 year old niece I'll text u later
I should've known from the very start that you weren't after my foolish heart
She sounds desperate. This honestly sounds like bait and fake. You must be a richfag or something. Pick up and speak to her. On your PC tell us what she is saying or record it.
Check em
>>702722555
WIN
Read
Rolling to send becky the following link
Damn spam filter is freaking out so change the 0's to lowercase o's.
g00.gl/TaQ99M
Sorry Becks , mom Just told me what to write, she really want naked pic from u, shehas been wtching u at Work.
>>702722793
send that
>>702722772
Fail & roll
GO FOR PITY, OP
"I'm so sorry, I've been so depressed lately and I'm trying to push people away with the most vulgar things I can come up with X"
>>702722638
OP is so incredibly insecure he'd rather fuck up his chance to blame it on the anons, not himself.
Send her this and say
"You know what's coming"
Tell her the truth
>>702722793
wow op youre a good person
>>702722922
white knight
>>702723000
LAW OF 000
>>702723000
GOD HAS RISEN
>>702722872
Reroll
>>702722882
Roll
Tell me mum and I'll gut you like a fucking cod, you dirty mongoloid.
>>702723111
WINRAR
>>702723111
Nice trips
>>702723000
You too
Say this OP: send me nudes right fucking now or I'll kill my fucking mom. Don't believe me? Try me.
Someone make a new thread, gonna 404
>>702723213
Reroll
>>702722793
OP YOU ARE MY HERO.
>you did the right thing here. you get us titties, then get you some vagina sauce on your swollen member. Save the vagina sauce, dilute it in a gallon of water, shake it up and send us each a sample of the resulting solution. It's the least you can do since we basically got you laid here.
OP gunna check what this hoe looks like gimmie a sec.
>>702721388
Reroll
fuuuuccckk, i'm so sorry! i left my phone in the kitchen and my cousins were trying to fuck with you. i'm so so so sorry GOD
>>702723249
Roll
