HILLARY CANCELS PRESS CONFERENCE DUE TO COUGHING FIT
MEME MAGIC IS REAL, HER FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE IN A MILLION YEARS ENDS IN COUGHING FIT
And you know, here it is, right here, I see it every day, every time something happens, and the (say it with me) crooked media. Crooked crooked media, when something happens, with crooked Hillary, the crooked crooked media will make up the most disingenuous excuses, its a sad sad sad state. She can melt down on stage coughing her guts out, I mean if this old yeller folks, I am sorry to say... But here she is, standing there on the stage, coughing her guts out. I mean coughing, coughing, really coughing. And what do they say? Oh she makes SPEECHES ALL DAY. That's all it is, a hoarse throat (awwwwww). How come I am not coughing like that? Crooked crooked media
I'm plenty old enough but you're right that I won't be voting. I was lucky enough to not be born an Amerifat
Great post. Just incredible. The best post. You better get used to posts like this, because this is how it's gonna be from now on. You'll get bored of posts this good, I tell you. Making /b/ great again.
Trump's not the one who pays shills faggot, we do it for free you CTR piece of shit.
I heard, that when Trump is President that all white people get a small loan of a million dollars and that all the non-whites get sent to Auschwitz. I don't know if it's true, I just heard it.
>Hillary can't walk
>Hillary can't breath
>dumb Americans WILL vote for her
how is she even allowed to run?
donald trump does not have the temperament *COUGH* to to *COUGH* to to to to be.... our commander in chief
No he probably has realized, like most intelligent people in america, that voting means diddly shit. The winner is most likely already decided, we just have to wait and see who we're gonna take shit from. This whole campaign is just a scheme.
>when you see how he can't even go to a foreign country without getting into a feud with the president
What, like Obama has been doing recently?
Being proud of supporting a born rich reality tv star that is a fame whore only comparable to Kris Jenner who is by all obvious evidence an actual moron.
You people said the same thing about Brexit.
That was pretty fun, I gotta tell you, leftie tears are the best.
You're the one wearing a tin foil hat.
I love the few people left like this who think saying things like "take your tin foil hat off" to basic common sense/facts about how a country is ran.
You see how other countries are ran by corrupt politicians, but you somehow think that America is a land of Princess politicians who are perfect in every way and make your country great.
Take your tin foil hat off.
>Half of you don't even know what you voted for
Same thing could be said about the remainers, man have I seen some stupid pro euro normies on TV and internet spewing bullshit.
You reaaalllyyy think all those votes are actually considered? You really think the people in power see the kind of retards who support the nominees and think "hmm they seem well informed I'll take them and their vote seriously". No. They give a Fuck less about the voters.
I honestly don't think Bernie Sanders was ever in it to actually be elected. He played the ultimate political scheme and it worked. He ended up telling his supporters to vote for the very wall-street funded politico who, along with the DNC, sabotaged his chances (shown by the emails). And to top it all, the chairwoman who was in on it is now working for Clinton.
And in the end, he got a $600,000 summer home out of the whole deal, I think his 3rd or 4th one. What a very socialist thing to do. More socialist than, oh, I dunno, starting some kind of foundation of his own to help feed or house poor people in his state? But I guess that wouldn't have actually benefited HIM personally.
(for more information on the scam he pulled, watch "The Producers". Same con.)
Less immigrants (Because they are getting quite overpopulated now), more control over their own country and hopefully a little more social cohesion at the price of some tariffs?
It's okay, you can always go to Sweden if you absolutely insist on be around migrants.
Yeah I know. Racism played a factor too. You don't have to tell me. I watched Brexit and those stupid enough to vote along with a bunch of old angry men deserve getting flipped a bunch of shit for it.
he bought that home after selling his wifes vacation home in maine that was in her family for generations. you can look up pictures, it's really not that nice. 600k isn't exactly a mansion in the champlain islands.
Thats the medication for her MS kicking in. Email leak confirms she's dying and having treatment for seizures,memory loss and MS.
She's fucking screwed in the debates. Trump will be the usual high energy and enthuasiastic non PC self and she'll be dying at the podium.
>living this frustrated with yourself and your life
With ANTHROPLEX, you BECOME the hat. Our ancestors answered the call of war when the drums beat and valour called, but will you? The war against your body has just begun, but with ANTRHOPLEX you can take your body back.
>Hillary pulls out at last minute due to health issues.
>Obama says he'll stand another turn to rousing applause from liberal cucks and the short sighted naive college kids.
>Trump vs Obama.
>Obama's sneaky way to try and get a 3rd term without seeming overeager.
Yeah she gonna trump the trump two fold. The girl is in SOON mode. It'll be bloody.
>She's fucking screwed in the debates
>Trump will be the usual high energy
to get out of the debates
yeah we know faggot :^)
>Email leak confirms she's dying and having treatment for seizures,memory loss and MS.
Trump's new campaign slogan is "Dicks out for Harambe." I think he's pandering.
Hillary's new campaign slogan is probably worse. Her new campaign slogan is "If you think it's going to be a fart, it's not."
Reminder that clinton admitted her concussion causes her to lose her memory
>Trump has just been elected.
>The nation immediately goes into a frenzy.
>BLM straight up declares war on whites and any sympathizers
>SJWs begin attacking every straight white male and praising muslims and BLM who rape and murder everyone including the SJWs themselves
>Trump arises at the inauguration ceremony
>About to say first words as president
>Waves of sjws and blm protesters riot around the outside perimeter of the crowd slowly closing in.
>He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience with whom stares back at him dead silenced, mouths slightly agape, and eyes open intently watching.
>His stern and mighty patriarchal scowl ever so slightly arches upwards in the corners of his mouth.
>"Obama, you're fired"
>Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution.
>Sjws, BLM, and Muslims approaching are literally vaporized
>Tuning into to any news channel will only show the anchors who have committed suicide in any arrangement of ways and only this as everyone else in the studios has committed suicide as well
>Hillary Clinton was only last seen reacting to the news of losing the election by literally shitting herself and going into a violent seizure
>Trump is emperor for the rest of time
>Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems
>Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall
>The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets
>Sjw's were shipped to the Middle East to carry out their secret rape fetishes and impose it on other women along with every non-christian
>Nogs were at first re-ensalved to vastly improve the country and then all shipped back to Africa which was then Nuked along with all of the Middle East
>Mexico was taken over but spared because they are the only species that knows how to make a proper taco bowl. Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps
That's what I heard is gonna happen.
your posts are the reason why this is now a cringe thread
>I'm man enough to vote for a woman
how many people do you think are going to vote for her just because LOL DUDE PROGRESSIONS shes a woman!!
Hoh boy, here we go.
Even though of 156,000+ migrants that were just brought into Sweden, only 500 got jobs. Yeah, I think the Brits have enough problems of their own without dealing with that as well.
If they don't want to be looked down on, they should probably not commit mass rapes.
>I watched Brexit and those stupid enough to vote along with a bunch of old angry men deserve getting flipped a bunch of shit for it.
Wow anon, you really sound upset. Are you mad because the stocks dipped down for a bit (and started going up later that very same day) due to big pro-EU traders playing games with the stocks in retaliation (like how when the first votes to stay came in the stocks went up for no real reason)? The prices for things didn't change anyway. Or are you upset that people were allowed some kind of say? If so, my advice is to move to Saudi Arabia, N.K. or, hell, come here to America. You'll be happy living in a place where everybody has absolutely no say in anything.
Sorry anon, I know how much you need Jamal to fuck your gf so you feel fulfilled and culturally enriched, but you can find other pleasure in life elsewhere. :^)
>he bought that home after selling his wifes vacation home in maine
Again, buying a third house isn't a very socialist thing to do. But I guess it's just the people like us (and the dumbasses who donated money to him) who are supposed to live a socialist life, not him.
Also, it being a shitty house just kind of makes it worse, doesn't it?
I believe Vermont and N.Hampshire are both having a bit of a heroin epidemic.
be honest, would you fuck young Hillary?
does anybody want me to dump my young Hillary spank bank?
>ignores the fact that face was a partial seizure from the rapid lights that began on stage where even the media commentator asked if she was alright.
>ignores the wikileaks clinton email link with ID number
>Sorry anon, I know how much you need Jamal to fuck your gf
confirmed conservative cuck fantasy faggot
>If they don't want to be looked down on, they should probably not commit mass rapes.
Oh you've got a rape fantasy too
you seem like a well-adjusted individual :^)
i havent voted for 55 years. old fag here. voting dont mean shit
yah it's pretty bad
Clonton fat bitch
It's like the universe wants her to lose
You mean the universe where Clinton is still leading Trump in the polls and is solid in the Electoral College?
So ... kinda like what America has been witnessing happen to itself since G.W. Bush took office?
Also, how exactly is it going to just magically go to shit? Last time I check it wasn't doing very well as it was.
>confirmed conservative cuck fantasy faggot
I'm not the one who wants to bring in uneducated immigrants who have been raising the rape statistics.
>Oh you've got a rape fantasy too
>you seem like a well-adjusted individual :^)
Hey, I wasn't one of the hundreds of muslims who raped dozes of women on New Years (or hell, just in general). And don't forget that the German police are saying it's the fault of the women. Sorry anon, I know you want me to be the bad guy, but you're barking up the wrong tree. You should Google "Rotherham" some time, friendo.
I know why, that stupid fucking pantsuit/70s collar must be choking her, causing her to have violent coughing fits. We need to send Dr. Drew to analyze her health.
>implying you're a fucking idiot
>being this fucking retarded in 2016
>this is irrefutable proof to trumpfags
LOL IT CANT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE, IT JUST FOCUSES ON AESTHETIC ISSUES
DONT NEED CAPS LOCK TO SHOUT DOWN LIBS WHEN THEY ARE COUGHING AND CANT EVEN HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE!!! LOL
You're a fucking neckbearded 300 pound faggot I'm guessing.
No faggot, you triggered yourself. lol. You can't just claim that you triggered me when you're clearly the downy who's mad. Go choke on tendies.
One word: Taharrush.
>but of course I'm the one with a rape fantasy
>Because you are a pathetic virgin afraid of brown people getting pussy?
No anon, it's because I don't like brown people getting pussy by tearing off their clothes and forcing themselves on them. :^)
>Fuck you, bitch. America IS voting in a woman president fucker.
Confirmed mad. I have no problem with a woman being president; I have a problem with HILLARY CLINTON being president. I mean really though, how am I supposed to take you seriously when you come off like that?
>implying Obamacare has been good
>implying he's improved America's image since Bush came and made everything a disaster
>implying Obama didn't set the perfect conditions (no, he wasn't the founder) for ISIS to grow?
>implying Obamacare isn't absolutely abysmal, hasn't completely fucked how much doctors get for what they prescribe and who they see
>implying Obamacare has actually improved healthcare rather than opposite
>implying the jobs created weren't either shitty minimum-wage jobs or very very
>implying huge job growth means something when at the same time you're bringing in hundreds of thousands of people yearly from all over the world
Whatever you say.
Thankfully nobody remembers the whole BP disaster anymore.
heroin is a rich person's drug fam
trust me, that sort of high-class drug is way too expensive for most people, it's more popular with lawyers and accountants than with poor people who can't afford food
>maybe if I shoop the eyes no one will notice
>not posting memes
>gets called memefag
ITT: Inbread faggots who think 10/10s are 1/10s because they like Shillary Klanton
Nope all you newfags, neckbears, muslimes and mexicunts will be deported. Leaving thousands of ripe fucking beauties for the real patriots.
Wait are you talking about Shilldawg and her black handler?
I am truly sad. This election proves that there will never be a 3 party system in the US.
who the fuck reads a book in the pool? women have the dumbest fucking ideas.
>1/10 wouldn't bang.
>Not to my standards.
Pic related, it's you.
Whoops, forgot I mentioned Obamacare first.
Point still stands though.
>heroin is a rich person's drug fam
Last time I checked, there were much more poor people shooting heroin on the street, re-using needles and giving each other hepatitis. I though coke or shooting up pills was the yuppie thing.
Naw, there will be plenty of time to be mad once her 8 years are over and things have gotten even worse than they already are.
Again, it wasn't white people that committed the mass rapes in cologne.
I know you're so desperate to make me the rape fantasist, but you have no grounds on your case.
>hur dur nice agenda
It's okay, I know listening to another side is impossible for you
And it's okay for you to vote for her, I just hope you're ready for all that shit that's going to come with it.
>First Lady (Second Hoe)
Clearly you're a dumbass. Most people go to a pool to read books and relax. I guess you only have experience at public pools with niggles everywhere.
not the point
faggot (you?) made the claim the rich don't help the poor
which is horseshit
She has congestive heart failure, which causes fluid to collect in the lungs. This is a side effect of the steroids used to control her seizures.
Fucking b8 or worse Fucking serious. Kek
Those hill shills will keep replying all day. And every reply is some facebook-esque browbeating "you will lose social status if you disagree with me" type of tactic for stupid people
ITT: Faggots galore.
TRUMP 2016. Deport all ILLEGAL ALIENS, MUSLIMS AND BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF ISIS.
but they do that though
You have the mind of a child if you believe this. The country is best with two or even better 3 healthy parties. The corruption in states that hold one party in power unchecked is a testament to this.
>The country is best with two or even better 3 healthy parties.
No it isn't, dipshit. We need to ditch the Republicans and come up with a party left of the Democrats.
Otherwise, enjoy trying to dismantle the Electoral College. Not happening.
And who do you want to replace the republican party? Someone with more democrat policies?
Even more liberals will completely tear your country into every direction, just like it's already doing right now, but at a much faster rate.
Don't get me wrong, republicans suck (especially those of the Bush variety) and I don't agree with a lot of their policies (warmongering, soldiers-are-infallible-heroes-for-killing-ragheads, etc) but I do think the USA could use a stronger border (not a stupid wall, but you guys need to find a way to know who all is in your nation and they have proper documentation), be able to self-support itself, reform your wellfare and do something about the mass corruption nationwide.
Honestly, both political parties need to be shut down and replaced.
>if you think the Democrats are on your side, you're just as bad as the people who think the Republicans are on their side.
>can't answer my question
So you were wrong and you cannot prove your own point. Okay, got it
The Dems don't go far enough, so yes, we need a party more like what Bernie Sanders is fighting for
The Dems can go back to being "conservative" but at least we can work with them if they win.
go away faggot cucks
You guys latch onto any possible way to fuck Hillary over
She's crooked. That doesn't stop Stump from thinking he could do the job. He's ripped off dozens of contractors by refusing to pay, making them sue and then ignoring the course and not paying. He fucks over little people just because he can.
Begazi: others dropped the ball too. Why arent they fired?
The private email servers: The regulations are such that no one person could know what to do with various email/documents etc. The FBI/CIA should have assigned a joint group to handle all this for her. as for the private/public nature of various stuff, it is almost impossible to keep people from emailing you. They send her stuff she needs for her next visit to the UK so she can read up and the person asks if shes going away for the weekend?
Fuck, trump supporters will do anything to help that faggot