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Guys got any good greentext?
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>>702712790
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>>702714025
Not op.
Holy shit.
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BUMP
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Bump for moar greentext.

There was an incest one a couple of days ago.
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>be me
>biking for fun
>bike far away from neighborhood
>bowels sent the signal that I'm about to visit Shitgri-la
>decide i need to empty the brown stone causing a blockage in my stomach
>go behind someone's backyard next to the road
>bushes near the road block the view
>put bike down
>wait for lady and her daughter to pass
>squat and take a shit faster than a nigger who wants KFC
>wipe with leaves and leave
>comeback next week and discover maggots coming out and eating it
>I'm such a good host for flies and they thanked me
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>>702715833
dude nice goin
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I *might* post some OC in like 15-20 minutes. if there will be anybody to read it of course and if you bump until I come back from dinner
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>>702715980
sounds like fun
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>be me
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>>702716739
Fascinating
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here's a fresh one OP, enjoy

>good
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Bump
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Is this good enough Boss?
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>Be me.
>At 5.
>Hyperactive lil' shit.
>Goes with dad eat some dope ass pizza.
>feelsgood.jpg
>Pizza is delicious.
>Too delicious.
>Start talking with pizza guys.
>Pizza guys gimme me free pizza slices.
>satisfaction.jpg
>We eat a shitton of pizza that day.
>Finish pizza time with pizza mass all over my hand.
>Time to go out.
>perfectday.jpg
>in the way of exiting the pizzaria, accidentally step on broken wooden plank that leads to pizzaria cesspool.
>OHSIT.jpg
>Starts swimming on cesspool, while crying and vomiting on myself.
>10 mins there.
>Go back home.
>Take the longest shower.
>Retire.
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>>702719267
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ok, you did well. I shall post my story. it has feels. it has rekt. even sum other flavors. may take a bit before it gets better, but you shall not be dissapointed. tell me whether to cont or not
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>>702720428
>be me
>22 yo
>travel by hitchhikinng quite a lot
>liek 30 000 km in six years
>want to go to Mongolia
>badly
>tried it year before, but realized too late how long does it take to get all the visas
>this year be prepared
>plan is made
>everything is gathered and acquired
>even a girl
>that's right
>found her on some local site gathering travellers
>btw we're polish
>we talk a lot, get to know each other a bit
>she's cool and can keep her shit together
>which is vital ten thousand kilometers from home when shit hits the fan
>we start by the end of june
>nope.jpg
>april comes
>she was quiet lately
>I write to her
>makes one of the shitties excuses ever made
>whyitalwaysendsthisway.exe
>fine bitch, I'll go alone
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>>702720578
>thenallofasudden.gif
>I follow one hot hoe to some party
>in student house
>art faculty
>we sit outside by the fire
>apparently news spread quickly
>I hear some drunken female voice from away
>"heeey, so you go to Mongolia"
>am also drunk
>which is rare, but I'll elaborate later
>"yeah"
>"take me with you"
>"sure"
>I come to her
>we speak a lot
>turns out I have friends so fucking good they actually arrange for us to get intimate
>thatfeel.jpg
her backstory
>is 21
>also hitchhiked some
>wanted to go to Romania
>badly
>tried four times
>thrice somebody changed their mind last moment
>once she got fucking sick
that's why she had a good motive to go with somebody, who actually gets stuff done, not just brags
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>>702720739
>anyway we sleep in her bed
>too drunk to fuck
>too drunk to care
>morning comes
>we fuck
>she has a hell of a beautifull face
>inb4 post; nope
>sadly with dreadlocks on top
>whatever
>has next to no tits
>thisilike.png
>has big, shapely ass
>thisilikeevenmore.png
>after one fuck we talk
>sober now
>she still wants to go with me
>youmustbeshittingme.jpg
>no, she actually does
>in fact she is afraid that *I* will not deliver
>wellapparentlysometimesevenopdelivers.webm
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>>702720936
anyone reading this?

>preparations start
>during this period we fuck like bonobos
>7 times a day
>first anal of my life
>she happens to be my first girl to actually like sucking cock
>in a total nick of time we manage her visas
>she spends all the single coin she has
>I will pay for stuff on the trip
>she will give it back later
>fine with me
>btw she actually did
>the day she gets her passport we leave.
>travel through poland, lithuania, latvia
>nothing special
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>>702721057
We're reading.
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>>702721057
>we enter russia
>sukablyat.mp3
>since russian visas are fucked as fuck, we have 3 weeks of stay already (intead of a month)
>7 thousand kilometers to go
>no problem
>I know russian
>she drinks vodka
>dreamteam.jpg
>I hate alcohol
>HATE
>my favourite state of consciousness is soberity
>I have control
>my thoughts are clear and sharp
>only alcohol I can drink is the tasty kind
>notinsovietrussia.bmp
>and when I say she drinks I mean it
>many men before underestimated her
>every single one of them wanted to die the next day
>amounts she could drink in comparison to most people were basically on the scale of comparing tight virgin boi pussy with an old horse's asshole
>and so we went
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>>702721493
>we got to Moscow easily
>buy an atlas, maps can't contain russia
>russia why you so big
>pretty little happens at first
>the first locals who want to drink with us are met in Perm, 2000km from the EU border
>they buy Finlandia
>but this is not part of this story
>next vodka time happens like a thousand, maybe one and a half frop Perm
>we drink with truck drivers
>we drink with Tatars
>well, let me just tell you those guys keep up to the stereotypes
>for a whole day we go with one old Tatar
>night comes
>no truck driver drives during the night
>not in russia
>so he stops somewhere
>his buddy brings vodka
>Abakan
>Kazach vodka
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>>702721558

>mfw russians don't drink russian vodka
>not until they run out of cash that is
>mfw this shit is cash
>pure vodka actually tastes good
>tastes good to a guy who hates vodka
>but this isn't good news
>we drink
>the problem with them was not the quantity of liquid
>it was the speedracing
>whenever I empied my glass it would magically become full the moment I straightened my hand
>we eat a lot too
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>>702721673
>finally I start having enough
>totally enough
>I go to pee, try to sober up a bit
>no way
>after some time I come back
>forgotten to mention I hate cigarettes more than alco
>of course they smoke, as they always do
>I sit on the drivers seat, by the window
>just in case
>but she has to smoke
>why stupid ho
>why
>changes seats with me
>I sit in the middle now
>they pour me one more
>BTW we are in the middle of the third 0.5l bottle
>I drink
>like, it's russia
>rules are rules
>I can't break the rules
>under the penalty of angry russians
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>>702721057

keep going peasent!
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>>702721880
>now I feel bad
>vomiting type of bad
>youknewitwascoming.jpg
>I would easily manage to open the fucking window
>but dumb bitch took my place
>I puke a bit toward the steering wheel
>she moves back
>I manage to GTFO
That's the way to show fankfulness in poland. Drink someones vodka, but give him back a little
>notreallythough.jpg
>I kneel on the grass
>in the very middle of nowhere
>completely drunk
>not knowing where am I
>during the night
>and I must have just pissed the only people who can help me now
>the real trip begins now
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>>702722054
>beautifull fullmoon glows above me
>I kneel and puke till there's nothing left
>I wait for the two moons to unite again into one
>in the meantime I see the other driver leading the girl out of the truck and helping to pee
>she must be drunk as fuck, I think not giving a shit anymore
>nearly eaten by mosquitos I return to the truck
>turns out they did not really care
>instead they finished two more bottles
>everybody goes to sleep now
>I make it to the gigher bed
>she tries and falls breaking some plastic "table"
>is too heavy and drunk to get to me
>whatever
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>>702715833
Did something pretty similiar once when I walked home from a night out. Home was like 20-30 minutes away but I just couldn't hold it in anymore so i squatted and shat on the snow in front of a hedge at the side of the road. Luckily I brought a pack of tissues that night.
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>>702722239
>I wake up
>need to empty my bladder
>cringe thinking of the last night
>look down
>iwasntpreparedforthisshit.gif
>she is naked from waist down
>kind of hugging him, but obviously she just fell in that position in her drunkenness
>I try to wake her up quietly
>she only hugs him tighter oblivious to the world
>shithitsthefan.jpg
>I feel strange
>she was my... pair
>somebody to go arm by arm with me
>somebody to help, no matter what
>and, hell, somebody I was fucking with actively
>now I have this picture of party whore in my mind
>feelsbadman.png
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>>702720745
i dont know if this was a joke or not, but idgaf im posting some OC

>be me 6 years ago
>13 years of age
>had girlfriend, she was alright, she had blonde hair and freckles, and she was short as fuck.
>adorableshit.jpg
>lets call her bb
>some day at school
>usually i walk her to her class, but shes not there
>weird, ill wait for her
>wait for about 30 seconds until i go looking
>impatientfuck.png
>look around, no where to be seen
>eventually look outside
>ohfuck.gif
>she's being cornered by another student
>i hear him saying shit like "you bitch!" and "fucking whore!"
>get fucking furious, no one talks to her that way
>yell at the top of my lungs
>heyfucker.webm
>he looks
>run at mach 3 speeds
>clench fist, ready to punch the fuck out of him
>swing a hook
>kid falls to the floor
>tell bb to get to class, she'll be late
>3 fingers are broken, kid got short-term amnesia
>suspended for a week
>idgaf it felt good

turns out this kid wanted some puss, but she refused. i dont know what the fuck that kid was on, but im glad bb is alright.
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>>702722356
damm
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>>702722356
>I have to go on
>I get down
>cover her
>she notices me
>and him
>and that she hugs him
>unhugs him confused
>I get out
>piss
>I return
>he is on the driver seat
>she lies covered
>everybody is wasted
>he leaves for some reason
>I confront her
>tell her she wears no panties
>she is confused as the fuck itself
>remembers nothing
>nothing
>we talk
>this part is blurred in my memories
>I finally say something along the lines of "we can be together if you won't be doing such fucked up things"
>she is moved
>"would you really like such a terrible creature as me?"
>whynotifithasafuckableholeandafemininepenis.jpg
>seriously though I say "no problem"
>and this fucked up night and getting rekt connects us in some strange way
>more than nice stuff would I guess
>we discuss it and agree to become a couple
>I have a girlfriend again
>winrar.zip
>the driver returned
>we cleaned up
>we drank some tea
>after a whole night of heavy drinking and like one hour of waking up this guy
>simply started the engine
>and rode for another day straight
>russians
By the way the driver told me that nothing happened between them. All the little evidence available spoke for it, so I assumed she just lost her panties accidentally when pissing or sth
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>>702722726
>we cross russia
>shit is cash
>easily make it to the border in time
>travel through Mongolia
>holy
>shit
>the best country ever
>everything is cool
>landscape is beautifull
>every local invites us and wants to hang out with them
>now I can die happily
fast forward
>about a month after the russian incident she starts acting strange
>when we wake up she mopes
>"what is it?"
>"I'm not good for it"
>"for what"
>"relationship"
>thefuckyousaywoman.png
>I ignore it for some time
>Then we talk more
>I finally give up
>better to have her happy than worried all the time
>I guess we kind of split up
>but of course I still have the pussy for me
>and for me only, at least until we come back
>in fact I see no difference
>then we cross Mongolia
>then we cross China
>China is fucked up as the fuck only can be
>but also cool
>then we cross Kyrgyzstan
>loveit.gif
>we fly to Turkey
>return home
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>>702722837
>when we were away her student's house got rekt
>closed, that is
>she moves to my flat
>luckily I lived alone
>I was afraid she would start fucking other guys now
>nope
>in fact we discuss some rules
>in fact we are nothing but a couple without admitting it
>shrugs.gif
>time passes
>finally she starts telling me some stories of her past
>dark stories
>when she was seven some 14yo dumbass acolyte fingered her
>later he even told her about more stuff he did to her while she slept
>she started having sex when she was 13
>lost hymen being 15
>but had some anal before it
>when she was 15 or 16 she would hang out with some punks on some squat
>fucked with one of them a couple of times
>something wrong happened between them
>she went away, but some days later he convinced her to come back
>hit her had with some metal bar and tied her up
>when she awoke he tried to rape her
>orally
>sirdoyouevenlogic.jpg
>she bit the fucker hard and managed to untie herself
>ran away
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>>702722900
>her parents were also pretty fucked up
>one time she got a boyfriend her mother told him some shit
>like intimidated him badly and stuff
>for some reason it was like a milestone for my quasi-gf
>parents hated each other
>divorced later
>her father wouldn't send her the cash
>and many more little things have happened over time
>I don't remember
>you don't care
anyway, time passed. The story was slowly revealed to me for about four months, mostly when she was drunk
>This all together made her start actually believing the world is against her
>if she cut her finger there would be like 5 mins of screaming
>and saying things like "sure, why not any MORE fingers?" "why don't you cut your WHOLE hand?"
> can't tell when things actually started going wrong
>maybe she made them wrong (subconsciously I mean)
>I study psychology, you see, and there is sth we call "self-fulfilling prophecy"
>long story short it's when you not knowingly act in a way that makes your expectations right at some point
>as with a guy checking whether his neighbour is agressive by throwing a stone at them
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>>702722952

>during before winter shit started going a lil' bit worse
>she was studying at two faculties at the time
>working non-stop
>she didn't like anal anymore
>cuz she would have to clean her ass both before and after
>yeah, whatever
>the worst thing at that time was she would always call me her roommate.
>you know, it kind of hurts
>fuck it hurts a lot
>mostly cause it's as if she had no feels for me
>butistillhavesumsex.mp3
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>>702723087
ok faggots. it's about when shit starts hitting the fan. we're over the half of the story but I'm out of pretyped text. bear with me and I promise it will get better. and btw, do you enjoy it so far?
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>>702723305
Yes man
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>>702723305
we listening mahn im invested ;!
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>Be in high school history class.
>We are doing a mock diplomacy exercise
>Students are divided into groups of four, with each group representing a fictional country.
>”Countries” will negotiate to solve hypothetical international dispute.
>I cringe when I learn that groups will be assigned.
>Placed into a group with two empty-headed girls who refuse to speak to me, let alone contribute.
>They sit off to the side talking about stupid teenager things and ignore me whenever I try to include them.
>Final group member is a flailing retard, let’s call him Anon.
>Anon is at least paying attention, but does literally nothing besides joke about we should “just bomb everybody” and make him dictator of the world.
>Literally nothing else.
>Instructor hands out sheets for us to fill out our policy proposals.
>I propose that we create a global council, similar to the United Nations.
>Two bimbos don’t acknowledge me, continue talking about cute boiz.
>Anon says, “Who cares? We’ll just bomb everybody and I’ll be dictator! Haha!”
>I ask the group for suggestions concerning the ongoing missile dispute.
>Two floozies ignore me, continue to gossip about how Britney that fucking prep is such a fucking slut.
>Anon says, “We’ll just use the missiles to bomb everyone and I’ll be dictator! Hahaha!”
>I say, ”We cannot just bomb everyone, Anon. That is not a foreign policy strategy.”
>”Why the fuck not?”
>”Our economy relies on trade with the other nations. Also, the other nations have militaries as well. They will retaliate. We can’t simply drop bombs on sovereign nations and expect no consequences.”
>”Not if they’re all dead and I’m dictator! Hahahaha!”
>End up having to do entire assignment myself.
>MFW that was half a century ago.
>MFW Anon is now the Republican candidate for President of the United States.
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>>702723087
i've gone too far to stop now
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>>702723305
>so autumn slowly turns to winter
>she will come back home drunk sometimes
>(as you could guess she used to got to the parties without me. I hate vodka.)
>she will slowly tell the story of childhood and shit
>then one day, as pink floyd phrased it,
>she tells me "I'll start cheating on you soon"
>wtf.jpg
>wtf.png
>WTF.mp3
>"see, I used to push things quite far"
>"I would make out with a guy on the party"
>"then right before we have sex I would leave and come back"
>but one day I won't be able to hold it"
well, that's not sth you like to hear, is it?
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>>702723881
KEK
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>>702724098
been there anon basically told me that she was gonna fuck my cousin
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>>702723881
This one is in so many threads
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>>702723305
Bumping
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>>702724098
>It hits me even harder because it's somehow similar to how I lost my previous gf
>the only person I really miss breaking up with
>a bit of my soulmate
>back then I didn't understood the whole point of not fucking anybody beside your lover
>so I arranged an open relationship
>and got cucked out of it
>left alone
>so it won't happen to me again
> I fucking swear
>now it will be different
and so it was, because, believe it or not, I'm the type of person who does what they plan to do. this way or another.
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>>702723305
Yes man keep going
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>>702724635
>well, the winter starts for good
>we still fuck
>but not too often, sometimes even less then once per day
>I start to die inside
>then my exams come
>she as always is preoccupied with her studies
>like, I don't take this perspective in the story but I really admired her for this. she was fucking hard working
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>>702723925
>>702724382
>>702724545
>>702724915
since so many of you like it, how about some screencapping? if it's not good enough now, consider it for later. shit hits the fan in 3 months.


>so my exams come
>I never mentioned that I failed two exams in the previos year and also my degree paper, dunno how they call it in english
>all bcause of that trip
>so this year I have really just a couple of courses to do
>I go a lot to some non-obligatory shit though
>I used to anyway
>I failed miserably my exams
>that is, two exams
>I just couldn't get my shit together
>I would wait until she gets away from home
>somehow her presence was constricting me, idk why
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>>702725742
I'm drunk and invested in this. Keep fucking going.
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>>702725742
its 2;43 and i avnt slept in 28 hours so youre story is whats keeping me going anon
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>>702725742
>I wait
>she leaves
>I fool around on the internets/vidya cause I'm too tired to work
>once I start working, she comes back
>later on I won't be able to even start
so I had a month for this shit. And I did nothing NOTHING in that time
>one time I asked her to actually help me a little
>she said she would have the time only after like february the 1st
>which would be after my exams
>during that time she worked
>and worked
>that's why I left her alone. I wanted her help but not for the sake of her studies
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>>702726284
>she sometimes told me to come and hug her
>I felt as if on some duty
>unpleasant
>cause even though I couldnt do shit I felt I'm losing the time
>remember this point, I will come back to it much later
all of this was before february, next post is after
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>>702726653
>I'm wrecked
>completely
>always tired, always feeling bad for not having done anything
> I know I still can do it
>maybe they will agree for another date or sth, you know
>after all it's not that bad at my uni
>but no
>she never kept her promise
>never helped me when she finally had some time
but again, to this part we also will come back later
> easter is coming
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>>702727036
GO OP GO
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>>702727036
>so as I told you, I was trying to somehow "best" her in the realtionship
>I mean this part about cheating
>I knew exactly what must have been done
>I had to find myself somebody before she manages
>or even after but before she leaves me
>I imagined we would just remain fuckbuddies
>you see, she could fuck on all those parties, but she wouldn't find herself someone for anything more serious/lasting
>in fact I was her second "boyfriend", I forgot to mention this
>this was because she was so obsessed with her mother shouting at the previos guy
>for some reason she considered me special person
>other than anybody
>for this reason she, sure, could fuck anybody
>but would come back to me afterwards
>in fact I already thought she is fucking other guys regularly
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>>702715980
Bring the Oh cee faggot
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>>702727882
YOU GOT THIS mahn
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>>702727036
Bump. Dis story purty good
>mfw breaking 3 months of pure lurking for greentxt bump
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>>702727805
am not OP, btw
>>702727997
it's me, idiot
>>702727882
>easter was coming
>by this time we almost stopped fucking
>even if we did, it was pretty lame
>well, I was still waiting for an ocasion
>good friend calls
>she is from some little village in the mountains, thus knows a lot of places
>invites me and a couple of other people for a walk
>of course I go there
>of course I find myself an... object of interest
>not really, though. she was just a cool girl, so I talked with her a lot during the tirp
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>>702728119
thx I appreciate
>>702728504
>during the first night we spoon
>(we come from kinda hippie background, so it's not sth strange to do, wheter or not you plan sex)
>I gently work my way into her panties
>takes me all night, but boy, do I like it
>btw she was a solid 3/10
>her face, that is
>body was very decent, petite
>and she was a simple, nice girl
>once I tried to touch her pussy she said
>"I really shouldn't"
>"but does it mean you won't?"
>"no"
>and so I touched her, she touched me.
>everybody was waking up already, so nothing else happened
>whatever, she was already mine
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>>702729199
wb tiddies anon?
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Bump
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>>702729199
>we go to another mountain
>there is some kind of dome made of plastic foil, whatever
>built well, but primitive
>btw I never mentioned that snow was still all around. not much though
>we come there
>we collect some wood
>it gets dark
>at this point me and the girl, let's call her susanne, go "for a walk"
> we get to some bent tree
>we can't really contain ourselves
>after making out fiercely we start looking for a nice place to lie down
>not this easy with this snow around
>thenamiracle.jpg
>we find some ground completely without snow
>I put my coat on the ground
>this leaves me just in my tshirt, trembling a little from excitement ant cold
>she's concerned
>I politely ask her to shut up and take what is coming
>she politely does
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>>702728504
Sorry didnt read the thread before i posted. I love your story anon
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Don't let this thread die
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>>702730033
>man, was this shit cash
>yes it was
>YES IT WAS
>this pussy was fucking amazing
>so soft
>so wet
>so waiting for me
>I teased with her for a moment, then entered
>"oh fuck", she said
>in fact, she would repeat it constantly, along with "o mother"
>whatev
>I nearly came too soon
>but no, I am a gentelman
>I simply waited not moving for some time
>then I came back to fucking this best pussy
>It was definitely the very best fucking sex in my life
> very best
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>>702730505
Dont let this thread die you glorious polock
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M. O. A. R.....
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>>702730505
>we came back
>ate somethign with the others
>there was like four people beside us
>and one little sister of my friend
>she even went to look for us, but luckily got bored before she found us
>we go to sleep
>well, they go to sleep
>we talked
>she explained she had a boyfriend
>I knew already from previos night
>susanne and I cuddle for some time, then I strat to finger her
>I finger even more. she is very receptive. after this she whispers into my ear "thank you for those magnificent, CONTINIOUS orgasms"
well, now thats something I liek to hear. finally after those sad months.
>then she gave me the head on my request.
>I came inside, she didn'e expect this. Me neither btw, bcause it takes me VERY long to cum, especially from a blowjob
>but she swallowed.
>my girl. I was so proud
>finally somebody wanted to make me feel good
>I was so happy
>finally
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Baaaaaamp
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Bump
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>>702731553
I swear to god if this ends with dinosaur I will fucking punch my dog
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Tell us about what roommate said after she found out you cucked her
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>>702731553
btw thanks you all for reading. I appreciate the attention. the problem is now shit gets dark, so leave if you wanted a happy endidng. leave now.

>later I ask her about boyfriend
>does she love him
>of course I know the answear
>you don't love people you cheat on
>she tells me that h loves her, so she just don't want to ruin this for him
you know that joke btw?
-I just ended one relationship without perspectives
-aren't you sad then?
-no, it wasn't mine
>I did exactly that
>simply explaied to her that she is destroying his oppotrunities by lying that she will be with him
>I genuinely believe that, btw
>she did like a week later


>we come back from the mountains
>she wants to go to some kind of party/ hippie celebration coming this night
>so, obviously she will come to my house
>let me sum up what I think of my relationship with "gf" right now:
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>>702732413
I'm gonna punch your dog if this ends with Bel Air.
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>>702723305
Yes. Keep it coming.
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>>702732413
I hope your dog is tiny. Don't wanna mess with a big angry dog when multiple people come over to punch him.
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>>702723305
keep going man
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>>702732413
it won't, but do it anyway
>>702732528
man, you don't expect this soooo much...

>>702732577
>she probably cheats on me
>but not really, because, remember, I'm but her "roommate"
>also, there is one thing I forgot to mention
>on the new years eve she brought home a girl
>girl form the street (not a whore)
>working in some cheap ass bakery
>tries to fuck her for like two hours
>girl has fucking nothing between her ears
>not a single thought
>back to present
>if she can bring home a girl and fuck her (well, try to at least), then so can I.
>to be honest it was some hipocrysy on my part, as we kind of agreed for her sleeping with girls.
>so, you see, this is what I think of the situation, this is what I tell susanne
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>>702714025

lmao
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>>702725742
Are you throwing a rock to the future?
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>>702732413
Ill punch him too, if you dont mind faggot

>>702732577
Hurry the fuck up
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>>702733386
let's go bud. I know you don't have pretyped but lets skip the bs and finish the story. stop pandering.
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>>702732413
Post pics of youre dog
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>>702733386
>but I know what I deliberatley plan to do is wrong
>it is bad, it is...
>sinful
>and I am an atheist
>this is why I write this story
>as some kind of confession perhaps.
this is request for you, faggots. tell me, when the story ends, how wrong do you thing I behaved. how fucked up shit it was in your opinion
>I don't feel that it was wrong to fuck the other girl
>but I shouldn't come with her home
>I shouldn't take her to bathroom
>I shouldn't undress her to see her body for the first time completely naked (remember, it was cold winter still)
>I shouldn't fuck her for good one and a half hour ( i know exaclty, because my father was to take us to th party and ha was already telling me to hurry up)
>I shouldn't take her out of bathtub to finish doggystlye
>that was when we heard my "gf" from another room
>"I BEG you, stop"
>wtf?
>we finished
>dressed up
>I opened the door
>ohshit.jpg
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>>702733386
Come o man, I've read way too much of this for you to drop out now.
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Bemp
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>>702732413
>dinosaur I will fucking my dog
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Jesus Anon, hurry up b4 dreaded 400s show up
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>>702734477
Check my dubble dubs
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>>702734355
>she's led on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
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>>702733632
sorry, buddy. we are there
>>702734355
>blood
>there is blood
>on the floor everywhere
>footprints
>very artistic, btw I must admit
>but there is fucking blood
>well,l she told me she used to sometimes cut herself when fighting with mother or sth
>I say "oh. she really tried hard on this."
>I'm calm, really calm
>susanne is in worse shape, but she resists
>I tell her to start putting shoes on
>I get to gf's room
>pool of blood inside

>>702734732
satisfied? now shut up
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Hurry anon
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I NEED CLOSURE
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i need sleep... come on anon
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>>702734355
You lived in the same room with her nigger, why were you so embarrassed to talk with her?

You talked with her about her fucking girls, but you never said anything about you bringing a girl home to fuck. She told you months ago that she would probably cheat on you, but that isn't fair to
piss off someone you had a good relationship with.

It's like, after she didn't help you with your school work, did you even say anything? I have a feeling you guys haven't been talking much either, so whatever.

Just so you know, it doesn't fucking matter who starts the conversation. Oh well, now you know. Same mistake many people make.
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>>702734934
I haven't even heard the ending and i know yo fucked up OP. In fact, i'm still a virgin (yeah, fuck you too, basically everyone that would be reading this) and i know you screwed up really badly.
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DONT DIE ON ME NIGGA
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>>702723881
/thread
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>>702735360
>i dont know the whole story
>i dont know shit to begin with
>let me tell you your faults nigga

wew lad, you remind me of leftist sjws
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>>702734934
>I consider all this to be a call for attention
>and there will be no attention from me
>not for her
>I notice sterile needles she used
>good
>I notice that nothing that cannot be washed is covered in blood
>good
>this makes me think that she is good. just pretending. hardcotre-style, yes, but still a good girl
>I come to her. I ask whether she needs doctor
>no answear, but I know she doesn't
>she didn't even cut the vein, only punctyured it
> I try to touch her
> she suddenly moves back, hissing
>looks at me as ifshe was to kill me
> i decide to leave her alone to calm down
> we leave for the party

mistake, of course...
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I've been reading this for 40mins now anon don't die
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/thread
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Someone make a new thread as emergency backup for op to post the rest
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>>702735594
Is she a dog?
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>>702712790
Here's some cringe Greentext
>3rd grade
>kid at school call him Austin
>has super high pitched voice and avatar haircut
>I'm a little shit head bully so I'm always messing with him during lunch and recess
>one day at recess I do my usual routine of throwing sand in his face and pushing him around
>get some of my friends to help mess with him
>he runs away from us and we run after him
>after chasing him for a while he stops
>we slow down and wonder what's about to happen
>he turns around with a devious grin on his face and goes "heh you just fell for the oldest trick in the book"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>does a spin and charges towards us Naruto style
>feel sick to my stomach at the cringe I just witnessed
>he spears me in the gut headfirst and it knocks the breath outve me
>hands on knees trying to recap what the fuck just happened
>he gets up and still has on a devious grin and starts singing linkin park "in the end" while trying to rush Naruto Rush my friend
>friend grabs scooter and swings it around and hits him with him
>Austin let's out screech and falls to ground crying
>we run off but not before I can turn around and see Austin screaming and crying on the ground
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>>702735550
>Hurr hurr let me bring back a girl to my place where i know my suicidal ex-gf still lives with me
>Let me fuck her really loudly right next to said ex's room, knowing that she will not react well

Tell me, how was this going to end well?
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>>702735299
>>702735594
Btw i dont know how fucked up you are besides losing some past gf like her, but you should have realized some shit she's doing wasn't helping her think straight. I mean she's literally cutting herself randomly.

As a mention from my side, there's no reason to act like she is faking it for attention or whatever. Yah she fucking feels like shit. At least you aren't saying to her face that she is acting or pretending.

The only reason im genuinely pissed off with you OP is because you had no empathy for her. It's disgusting. People can make mistakes by not talking with her, but from early on you wanted vengeance.
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>>702735872
Sounds like Austin kicked your ass and your buddy bailed you out, /b/rah
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>>702735360
I don't regret. and I used to regret other girls. she was fucked in the head.
>>702735602
not yet. there's more
>>702735594
>we come back form the party next day
>she's gone
>to the mental hospital
>she couldn't live inside of her own head
>susanne is fucking strong with her head though
>blod didn't scare her
>we fuck some more, then she rides back home (lives in another town entirely)
> now the action is over, but story is not. bear with me, it won't be long. time for some perspective from "gf"

>>702735885
didn't knew she was suicida;l back then
and didnt considered her my gf back then
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>>702735872
Lucky your bro had that scooter, the kamehameha was coming up next.
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>>702735872
Kek
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>>702735872
capp'd
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>>702736143
Probably but I didn't really fight back he kind of just charged me and speared me and he bounced off it didn't like throw me 200 yards back like in an anime episode
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>>702735594
This is basically your situation, and you are the girl, who could have made the right decision to give back and be helpful, instead of stealing the money after the game. As in not be a greedy fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBtr8-VMj0E

Both you were part of a shitty game, but in the end, you could have stayed with her and not left her alone to go to a party.
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>>702722623
Sure kiddo, you were here knight in shining autism
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>>702734355
Only fault on your part I'm seeing is that you didn't blast this song at full volume while fucking your new girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
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>>702736255
IS SHE KIL I NEED TO sLEEP YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
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bump
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>>702737083
Fucking this. My wife is waiting for me.
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>>702737083
yeah you slut stay awake
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>>702736255
ive been here since the start anon 4;00 am and i gotta go to work in 2 hours cmon anon you gotta supply
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>>702736255
so, she spent easter in the hospital. as she liked. because, you see, it finally fitted with her vision of life. the life that is always trying to kick her harder.
>I visited her after a week on her request
>she asked If I would come
>"if you want it"
>"but it's you who should want it"
>so I came there for her sake. couldn't care less for her at that point, but I never wanted her to suffer, believe it or not
>this place is a nightmare
>people like zombies, without their minds, swarm it shuffling their legs
>well
>we didn't speak much
>but she told me she tried to hang herself
>later on it hit me
>shit
>I might have returned home with a girl
>only to find a hanging corpse
>right before our eyes
>and there would be three victims
>it was pretty hard
>it is still, after half a year


>she came back from a hospital
>slept only one night in my place
>we cuddled
>she told me how she loved me (well, I'm refferring her words)
>she never actually fucked anybody since we became a couple
>she have seen my troubles during the winter
>but didn't knew what to do
>she would come back from parties sooner, because she knew I'm sitting alone
>she wanted me to hug her, because she thought *I* needed it
>and she still loved me
>but also felt strange, you get it probably
>we just laid there, in sadness
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>>702737343
>i come back
>gf isnt home
>bitchesbecrazy.jpg
>keep fucking my new girl

This is where it gets really dark

>gf e ters mid coitus
>wtfyoudoin.webm
>shes got a knife
>new girl is freaking out
>im freaking out
>shes laughing histerically
>she drops to the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
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>>702737627
Wtf, is humanity real?
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>>702737769
Godamnit
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>>702737769
This isnt storyfag tho is it

Please tell me it isnt god damn
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>>702737769
top kek
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>>702737769
Fake and gay
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>>702737769
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>>702737083
she is not
>>702737627
>one more night she came back
>we went to bed
>it was dark
>talked a bit about aforementioned stuff
>I finally asked why she can't just stop loving me
>(for I still didn't feel anything toward her. and it never changed)
>she went into full fury, trying to hit me
> well, she is bigger and of the same weight, so it was a bit scary in the darkness
>but I survived
>she only bit me bad on the hand, but no blood or anything
>she left me and we never met again
>susanne became my fuckbudy. I tought her to ejaculate

>fin
so, /b/ how did you liked it?
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>>702738095
It's not
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>>702738095
of course not
>>702738147
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>>702738147
nigga you missed out on a chance to set up a three way with them

0/10
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>>702738147
Hurray for oc
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>>702738147
A bit weak on the ending. Would have stopped at the one prior saying she left and never spoke again.
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>>702738147
>I taught her to ejaculate

Holy Kek
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>>702738147
Im glad nobodys kill, i hope you find happyness with new girl.

I met a girl like yours. She was fucking crazy, not the good crazy. Luckily I didnt do anything. You dont stick your dick in crazy son.
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>>702737769
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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>>702738147
While I think we can agree you could have behaved better in some situations, I mostly get your decisions and stuff.

Dealing with mentally unstable persons is not a piece of cake and in the end, it was a lack of communication on both sides that led to this, lets say, tragic ending.

One could make the argument that you were more responsible due to her mental health, but fuck that, you are both emotional cripples who need to grow the fuck up and have grown up conversations about emotions and shit.
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>>702712790
Got a comfy as hell one here, about some dude and his loli best friend.
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>>702738147
hmmm....worth the wait got something to distract me from my shitty job for the day thanks anon
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>>702737896
>>702738095
>>702738104
>>702738127
>>702738135
>>702738471
>>702738553

I needed to kill time. Op was too fucking slow.
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>>702738651
2/2
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>>702738466
This. Could have ended it there and then been like, still fucking Suzanne though. Shit is cash. Also, you lucked out man. Sounds like you had a good journey and it ended better than expected.

7/10 story overall. Would probably read again.
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>>702738555
Check da trips! Well spoken words too.
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>>702738735
is all kl fam
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So ....nobody is kill ?
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>>702738555
Nice trips
>who need to grow the fuck up and have grown up conversations about emotions and shit.
Doesn't work like that. There are physical limits to people. If people want something good to happen, people who can do it have to do it.
In the end, OP is left with another girl and doesn't care, but I bet he will still have fucked up feelings later. Or maybe he feels clean after writing this story, who knows.
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>>702735299
>>702736086
well, I have to agree. only it wasn't venegance but whatever. shit, I don't even know what to reply. you got it.
>>702736649
what
>>702736663
sorry, I was in bathroom. will remember the next time
>>702737343
goodnight, anon. thanks for coming
>>702737769
fuck you
>>702737880
kek
>>702738434
shit
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>>702738986
I'd rather she be dead OP. Then you would have been really clean after washing the blood. Or you would be dead, lol, after suiciding yourself.
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>>702739112
Hey fuck you
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>>702739229
Me too thanks
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>>702712790

▲ ▲
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>>702739390
Dont mention it
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>>702739390
>me too thanks
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>>702739390
go kys me too thanks
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>>702738555


man, thanks. I like when sometimes /b/ suddenly get so grown up, you know?
>>702738719
no probs
>>702738772
so anybody will cap perhaps? or not this good?
>>702738986
sorry
>>702739056
I don't feel clean. I consider this shit the only really evil thing I ever did, you know? and I still sometimes think of it
>>702739222
it some way to go, dear trips. it is indeed
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>>702739112
fuck it ima stay stay up ur story got me feeling existential and shit
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any more green text? got an hour to kill before i wanna drink clorex
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>>702739724
it so happens. hope you enjoy feels
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>>702739672
Already made my retarded /b/tard contribution to this thread earlier, so I thought I'd change it up with more or less genuine thoughts on the matter.

Mostly because you seem like a chill dude n all. Where in poland are you from?
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>>702740099
nice
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>>702739405
/\/\
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>>702740138
thanks /b/ro, thanks
I'm from Kraków. you?
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>>702740099
I keked like not in a month
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>>702740494
Northeast Germany, just about an hour or so from the polish border, little city called Greifswald.
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>>702739112
You see how that girl in the steal or share game video stole the money? She said that from the start she wanted to trick the other guy by playing the part. In a previous game, someone fucked her over by stealing, and she didn't want it to happen again.

That's vengeance. She wanted to get back at people. You wanted to get back at her because you felt like you lost your previous girlfriend in the same situation.

In the end, the girl in the video could have shown true remorse by splitting the money after the game. But she didn't. She had a chance to make it right and she didn't. You had a chance to not leave her to go to a party and you didn't use that chance. By the time you guys cuddled it was basically over anyway because you were done with her anyway.

Oh well, just live it up i guess, with your new girl. People are disposable anyway. You made a choice, so don't punish yourself afterwards. Someone else out there will deal with the repercussions of her sadness and distress, someday.
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>>702737769
fuck you
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>>702740633
Kek, I have this story saved, too.
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Get fucked
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>>702740368
Im laughing so hard im crying over here. This one is pure fucking gold.
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>>702740719
I see well, maybe it's a strange question given the situation, but have you ever considered making friends with anybody from /b/?
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ENTERTAINING
ENTERTAINING
ENTERTAINING
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>>702741527
listening?
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>>702740750
is it sarcasm on your part? well I deserve it I guess. I still don't think it should be called venegance but your point is right, the situation is comparable. it's just that I really needed to get away before it strips me of the last pint of my will to live. I was suffocating already and if not for that other girl I would end up as another miserable, lonely piece of shit. not to say gf deserved it.
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>>702741527
Not really, mostly because one side would have to start out by giving some piece of private information (like skype, email, whatever) out, which is probably the worst thing to do on /b/.
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>>702741927
I just think that since I seem to be chill, I could possibly think the same of you perhaps. I always wanted to see some more of Germany and perhaps you would like to come to Poland one day? so if you like I can give you my throwaway email and we can meet some day
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>>702741370
>eating MREs is like with no exit strategy
huh, whats that mean...
>eat three lf these bagged nasties a day
>dont shit once
>like with no exit strategy
>three of these bagged nasties a day
>dont shit once
>i feel a malevolent mass slowly gaining power in my bowels
>don't shit once
> MRE's are completely artificial foods with no exit strategy
>no exit strategy
>no exit
>strategy
>noexitstrategy
PFFFFFFFFTTTT all my screen fuck lol there's thick droplets
Now I gotta dry my screen
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>>702742475
>>702742616
>throwaway email
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>>702742713
i would still trust /b/ to aids a throwaway email so much that you'll want to harm yourself
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>>702742235
Lolol I'm normally a very sarcastic person but your story is close to hatred in my heart. My words at the end of that comment reflect my genuinely calmed down feelings.

Yeah I get it. You were at your limit by that point too, and thankfully you had another person with you to lead you away from the old gf. I wouldn't want you to be miserable and lonely because of her.
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>>702742849
well, whatever. though since it is a gmail account i already consider it containing dozens veneral diseases. fucking google.
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>>702743232
shit happens I guess. you know what's funny? normally on 4chan I get fuckers screaming for me to kms constantly, over literally nothing. like typos or liking what they dislike. when I finally come with a story to get kicks for people are mostly empathetic and cool with it. I don't get this place sometimes.
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>>702742616
[email protected]
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>Be me
>Be a couple years back
>Big brother's friend needs place to stay
>Mom and step dad agree
>Dude crashes on our couch for two months
>Find out at one point he's actually a porn star
>Joey Tiger, look him up
>He moves out, lose touch pretty quickly
>Couple of days ago
>Hanging out with brother and friends
>Find out he's given up porn
>Has 5000ish insta followers, bums rent money off of them
>Also, for work, shoved a plunger up his ass
>Mfw this guy used to be my friend
>Mfw this guy lived with me
>Mfw I also know the guy who helped him with the plunger
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>>702743855
ok, contact estabilished
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>>702744677
>>702743855
nah, wait. it says there is no such account. try sending me something
[email protected]
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>>702741606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOkQ4T5WO9E

>>702743801
Depends who is around, and the kind of threads on the main page. For example, I havent properly visited /b/ in like a month.
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>>702744025
Kek plunger funny
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>>702714025
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>>702740099
Holy kek
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