Would you live or die?
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Would you live or die?
Goku.
/thread
Joey fucking Tribbiani. I'm dead as shit.
>>702709632
Beavis and Butthead.
Farewell, it was fun....
>>702709632
Ray Mears.
I feel for the kidnappers.
Jim Harbaugh, no worries..
>>702709980
Rick
I'll be fine
>>702709632
I don't have a tv
James Bond as played by the buy who burgered my sister last night.
Saitama,huh
This mook, I'm fuq'd.
Dexter. Not the cartoon
Watched Star Trek TNG. I'll be fine.
>>702709632
Gibbs from NCIS. My odds are pretty amazing I'd say.
>>702710624
Forgot pic
>>702709632
Lol the three guys from Workaholics, Im saved
Valentino Rossi, at least I'll have a quick getaway....
>>702709632
>Criminal minds
Fuck, its a toss up
Chad Bettis, Rockies pitcher, meh
Dana Scully
fucking meme gem
Barney Stinson.. I may be alright
Dara O' Brian.. Robot Wars.
Joe Dirtay
Am I fucked?
>>702709632
Flynn from Adventure Time!
yeah i think i'll be alright
these two
i'll be fine. probably
>>702709632
>Pablo Escobar
I think I'm good.
>>702709632
Kira
He'd probably kill me for knowing about Killer Queen
>>702711128
Flynn huh?
Some italian shit gansta uptop hella gay
>>702710405
Kek
>>702711169
Narcos 2. Same here
Daredevil on Netflix, someone's gonna get fucked up.
Of course Papu Franku will save me.
>>702711187
Finn whatever i stand corrected. Its a show my kid likes i cant help having to watch it too.
Barry Allen. Good enough.
>>702709632
Naruto
Kill me
>>702709632
just completed a binge of angel, that buffy spinoff
so yeah im good
Super Readers. I'll be saved in no time. Got an 18mo
O yea my ass is getting saved.
I might get shot but I will be alive dammit!
Pablo Escobar
John McClane motherfucker.
Stan Smith - American Dad
I may actually have hope.
>>702709632
Jason Voorhees.
I should be alright. Guts from berserk.
>>702711516
>>702711559
TV show, my friends.
can't remember show but damn movie
marty mcfly
>>702709632
Samurai Jack thank fucking god
>>702709632
Hannibal Lecter. I just hope I don't look tasty.
>>702711656
Well, fuck me.
>>702709632
Ashley from Evil Dead
I'm in good hand
Gordon Ramsey.
Dunno what to make of that kek
>>702709632
all of the little busters im 100% safe
>>702709632
Valtteri Bottas
>>702709632
John Wick
>instantly feelgood
Jez
the one and only DAVE CHAPPELLE
am i fucked??
>>702711619
Sorry you said last TV show so... Inspector Sledge Hammer (from the 80s TV show Sledge Hammer) so I'm gonna be fine. I trust him, he knows what he's doing.
The human typhoon, vash.
I'm pretty safe
Hugh Mungus
>>702709632
Amos Burton from The Expanse.
....
I'm gonna be fine, my captors are fucked.
>>702709632
Alex Trebek.
Live . . . that motherfucker knows everything!
Rool
>>702709632
> Rick Harrison
Fuck
One punch man. I'd say I have a high chance of getting out alive.
>>702712022
>Inspector Sledge Hammer (
Ahh... the late 80's-- when police brutality was still funny.
Walter fucking white
I think I'll be fine
>>702712364
>police brutality
otherwise known as: Niggers had it coming
>>702712001
>DAVE CHAPPELLE
>am i fucked??
Probably fucked.
Your only chance is to make a break for it while your captors are doubled over laughing.
Or if he brings Wayne Brady.
Hopefully they can find me faster than they found Escobar
Jackie Chan. I ain't complaining
Pablo Escobar
Arnold J. Rimmer. I'm dead, and it's all that smegheads fault.
>>702709632
Morgan Freeman. I mean, his voice is gold but I'm still fucked.
Tony Soprano. I have high hopes
ill be fine
>>702709632
>The IT Crowd. Can't remember who.
Well, I had a good run.
>>702710362
Maybe.
He might just kill you by accident or cause he got bored and needed to do something to fend off the existential dread.
>>702709632
The gang gets a hostage killed
Suburu... I'm fucked
>>702711169
>>702711285
But didnt he die?
Frank Underwood. So every resource available to the best country in the world. I'm good.
sherlock fucking holmes
>>702709632
literally Pablo Escobar
Live.
Miss Prune Fisher, therefore I live.
>>702712959
fuck yeah, not a care in the world for us.
>>702711148
Haven, right?
I think ill be ok
>Riley Reid
noice
mike tyson
im gud
>>702709632
Dexter Morgan, I think I'll be okay
>>702709632
Winston Churchill if you count a miniseries. Private detective Jim Rockford otherwise. Either way I'm feeling pretty decent, assuming Churchill has the 1940s UK working for him. If it's just Churchill with a cigar and a top hat, I'm not liking my chances.
Sgt Gabriel, from the closer...
He works as a homicide detective, so I'll probably be dead.
>One-punch Man
Fuck yes, thank you saitama
>>702713518
they'll think that your kidnapping was a myth
>not ok
>>702711791
>Well, fuck me.
You kind of deserve it.
I am equal parts scared and relieved.
rick harrison
>>702709632
The main dude from fear the walking dead.
Morty
>>702713767
But they'll have to test the circumstances and replicate the results (of a rescue).
>>702709632
Pablo escobar?
I'm in serious shit.
I almost, almost feel sorry for the kidnappers.
Kirk don't fail me now
Sherlock freaking Holmes, I'm as good as saved
>>702709771
You don't /thread your own post, dumbass.
Also, LeVar Burton.
>>702714004
>freaking
Daredevil.
Would probably live.
Louis CK
could be worse, but chances are he'll just give up halfway through
deader than dead
>>702709632
honestly, it would probably be a fun experience
>>702713865
which main dude
i dont think there is a main character on that show
just a bunch of certifiable retards who cant figure out how to wipe their own asses
Dominic Cooper
Sam Hodiack
70's detective who plays by no rules
He'll find me
>>702714079
Got to love auto correct
>>702713971
>tv show
Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers
I'm fucked. At least I'll die laughing
Hank hill, so I'd be ok I think
>Ichebod Crane
Should be OK.
dammit
>>702709632
Pic related : Mother of dragon.
Nicolas Cage. Hell yes
>>702714840
Nicloas Cage: Good or Bad?
![20111126210109[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EtKkcOg.jpg "20111126210109[1].jpg")
>>702709632
John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis.
I think I'm gonna be just fine... :P
>>702709632
Harvey Spector from Suits. Aww yess, he's gonna use his lawyer powers to free me.
>>702714961
BEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
I guess I'm fucked
i'll be home by supper
Everything's going to go tits up.
>>702715128
hes not the main character you dipstick
>>702709632
The guys from criminal minds. Feel safe
>>702709632
Was watching Narcos. Fucking Pablo Escobar. What do you think?
Guy Fieri....
>>702709632
i'm fucked
Well fuck.
>>702715870
everyone here knows that turdmunch he still a badass
Leonidas of 300
>>702709632
Fucking Captain Hook.
>>702714037
/thread
The gay space nigga can do anythin
>>702709632
Mike ehrmantraut im good
The voice of God is coming for me!
Peter Griffin Grate i'm in for a funny good time
>>702709632
IDK if I'm fine or not.
Think I'll be ight.
>>702711302
>tv show
>>702710678
we're in this together, Ducky's got my back.
>>702709632
The main character or the literally the last person I saw cause that could be anyone? Anyway Scrubs is the last show I watched and if J.D. has to rescue me I'm probably fucked
>>702709632
This could turn out very good or very bad...
>>702717161
rip revolution
>>702709632
>chucky doll
probably not
>>702709632
Olivia Dunham. I am confident in my odds.
>>702717403
Wildcard bitches!
It's one of those fuckers. Probably the god damned baby. I'm so dead
Pc Principal from south park, so I'm pretty good
>>702709632
Pic related
I've got a decent chance, Steve's a big dude with money & connections.
>>702709632
Elliot from Mr.Robot.
I'm getting killed off because they can't pay my actor anymore.
>>702709632
Sam and Dean. Could go either way.
ray donovan
>>702709632
prince myshkin
im am kill
Sterling Archer... Could go either way I guess.
>>702709632
Mac from it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Thank god he's the sheriff of paddy's
Sam and Dean Winchester.
I think I'll be OK.
>>702709632
rick ross. lol
>Olivia Pope
I'm pretty sure she can figure something out.
Sheriff Andy Griffith
I live.
>>702709632
The Whitest Kids U Know....
I is ded
Hillary Clinton
I will die and it will be blamed on a youtube video.
Archer
So the crew of the Raza is going to save my sorry ass?
Damn I'm lucky I only watch sci-fy stuff
>>702709632
Well...it depends...was i kidnapped within the last 7 days?
>>702709632
The Antichrist, well that is a relief.
Chris jericho and kevin owens
Theon Greyjoy, when he was Reek.
So, I'm basically fucked.
>>702710678
I got Dinozzo, I don't actually know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
slow
>>702711656
Police Squad is a TV show...
>>702709632
some ufc bitches
>>702711328
Don't pretend you don't enjoy it
>>702715128
Hey, me too.
Dr. Who... I'm good.
>>702713920
That scene makes me so uncomfortable
>>702715870
It doesn't say last main character you dipstick. Quinlan was the last person seen in that episode. You're just jealous he's not saving you.
>>702709632
Daddy pig is coming to my rescue.
I'm good as dead
>>702709632
Darlene from Mr. Robot.
I hope she rides my dick after she rescues me. :3
Danny devito
Fuck
>>702716979
>Peter Griffin
>Funny
Pick one
Tan Man
https://youtu.be/dQxJYyp41xQ
rick harrison. He'll underbid for my life and IL be killed because 10 dollars is the highest he'll go and frankly I don't blame him.
I think I live.
Safe
Watching Netflix with my 18 month old.
I'm fucked.
>>702709632
I think I'll be good.
>>702709632
does the ship count cause it was the last thing i saw
I'm okay with this.
John Walsh...I think I'll be ok
>>702722051
>does the ship count
>last person
think about it until you realize how stupid you are
then an hero
He'd get the Colombian military army along with the US support. Yeah I'd live
shit
>>702723352
fuck forgot pic
>>702709632
I watched saving private ryan, guess I'm safe
>>702722730
>tv show
>>702723390
Same here brother I love that show
>>702709632
That fish-eyed cat-strangling douchebag kid from Fear the Walking Dead
God I hope he dies trying to save me. It'd be worth it.
I am not optimistic
The new show about SAS on UK TV Channel 5
>>702709632
Am fucked people.
>>702719535
dude me too. top gear is best gear.
>>702721189
I dunno, he nailed Cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kWUbrx4EMw
>>702723480
you think some bridge troll from the 1940s is gonna save you?
>>702709632
Mr. Price from Mr. Robot. Considering he doesn't give a single fucking shit about anybody not named Mr. Price, I think I'm a wee bit fucked.
>>702711516
How's a dead man going to save you?
unclear
>>702709632
Sara O'conner and her Terminator body guard (TV)
>>702709632
Ron Fucking Swanson, im saved
Fuck... I just saw Hillary Clinton
>>702724668
>Sara O'conner
>O'conner
are you fucking retarded?
Got the faceless man. I'm alright.
>>702724668
live, 4 this time line
Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe from impractical jokers. I'm fucked
>>702724791
against everyday kid nappers? yea, no sweat
>>702709632
>2016
>TV
Who the fuck pays for cable anymore?
>>702709632
special agent fox mulder
>>702724963
That guy from limitless... Badass...
Pablo escobar
>>702725013
These days TV is a general term used for a show whether seen on cable, a streaming service, or downloaded.
Ha ha ha ha ha! It's not even sporting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmnPs64K74
>>702712069
season 2 when?
>>702709632
Clint Eastwood
Bad ass ex spy, I'm probably good.
>>702709632
Last thing i watched on TV was baseball
>>702709632
I would live, Michael Scofield
Coon and Friends
Cheers.
>Coach busts in the wrong address.
>Sam gives it a good shot but dies trying.
>Carla probably has the guts to take down 5+ dudes. That bitch is cray.
>Fraser would run for the police instead.
>Cliff would pretend to be behind Sam, but runs off to the police at the last minute, killing Sam.
>Dianne would become a second hostage but they'd quickly gag her because she wouldn't stfu.
>Norm would stay in Cheers getting some free beer.
>Woody would accidentally join the terrorists.
>I'm fucked 8/10 times.
>Carla is wildcard.
>>702709632
just watched criminal minds I should be alright
>>702709632
think im fine...
Action Bronson
Yep... Im fucked
fuckin Michael Scott
Then why even participate in this thread you fucking austist?
>>702710382
Enzo Amore....Im Screwed....How you doin?
HARAMBE!!!!
>>702709632
your mom
not joking... was watching porn
>>702710382
you've obviously got an internet capable device. so you've got no excuse, faggot
>>702726702
Currently watching that wtf get out of my house.
>>702709632
Rick Grimes.
I wouldn't be zombified atleast
Bob ross. Fucking saved.
>>702726702
I'm watching that too. You'll be fine and maybe get drunk afterwards
>>702709632
Pablo Escobar
Depends if I am friendly with him if I live or die...
Also narcos season 2 is out on netflix
>>702709632
Phil & Clair in the middle of an argument. I'm fucking dead.
>>702726702
>>702727113
Two faggots with shit taste in one thread? What are the odds?
>>702709632
>>702709632
im pretty sure ill survive and have the most epic story ever
If WWE counts as a 'tv show' it's gonna be The Undertaker, if it doesn't count I might not be so lucky: Al Bundy
The Driver
For once I did good
>>702709632
If cartoons count, Stan from American Dad.
If it's real-life only, Anthony Bourdain... so I'm fucked.
>>702727221
My racial term for an african American slave
>>702709632
pablo escobar
>welp guess I'm a sicario now
>>702727279
There's 3, learn to count faggot
>>702709632
Miraculous Ladybug
Oh boy, Lucky Charm!
Marty Mcfly.
>>702709632
Dee Shnider
>>702709632
David Tennant as The Doctor, so yes, I would absolutely live
>>702709632
Either Kilgrave or Jessica - I should be good to go
>>702709632
Arya Stark is on the case, no worries.
Just finished watching a video of my Dad fucking my older sister, so yeah...the worst part? I had an erection that was fucking hard i had to stroke it, and i sucked my cum off my fingers when i was done
>>702709632
11 from Stranger Things. Not sure if good.
>>702709632
Donald Trump. WOOHOO he saved me!
Harry fucking Potter.....
Frank Underwood. Normally I'd be relieved but considering the last episode I'm not sure.
>>702728137
>Just finished watching a video of a 60 year old man fucking an 18 year old that i pretended was my sister, so yeah...the worst part? I'm a faggot who lies to random people on the internet
The one and only Mr. Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue. I can see it now, he yells at my captor for all the mistakes he made trying to kidnap me. Until he feels like a submissive failure of humanity.
>>702709632
Pablo Escobar. This gon be good.
>>702709632
I don't know. I'd be getting rescued by Scott Aukerman from comedy bang bang.
The 9th Doctor. I'm better than good. I'll tag along after he saves me and bang Rose since he won't.
>>702709632
Pee Wee Herman
He'll find a way to save me
Woo hoo, I got Betty White.
>>702709632
Elliot Anderson
>>702709632
Tony Soprano.
I'm fucked.
>>702709632
Well. Its Detective Jake Peralta.
>>702710325
How'd you see Jim Harbaugh? Just some old game or something?
Pablo Escobar, at the height of his power, on Narcos. Noice.
>>702709632
Jerry Seinfeld. So uh...I guess I'm screwed? I dunno, things always seem to work out in the end.
>>702729678
your rescue is in the bag. I mean so was the kidnapping but Betty White's gotchu fam.
>>702709632
well, im fucked.
>inb4 degenerate fucking weeaboo
>>702724668
I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!
I don't really watch TV shows, but if it was movies then Jason Statham. I win.
Blac Chyna fugg
>>702709632
Tom Keen from The Blacklist. I'm as good as saved, as long as he doesn't decide to kill me as well for some contrived reason which is always a possibility.
>>702712260
He will probably try to buy you. Then complain about things like framing. Employees to pay. Etc.
>>702730560
degenerate fucking weeaboo
Charlie Kelly.
The Nightman Cometh.
>>702716538
That was a great series.
>>702709632
Uthred from last kingdom. Hope its the one from the last half of the season or im fucked.
>>702730645
LOL
>>702718854
50/50 m8.
>>702728726
Im a faggot who wants to fuck your dads tight buttery hole, while my grandma suckles your furrowed and puckering anus
>>702723782
Yeah...
>>702726611
..
lets see how guts history of rescuing people from kidnappers is.
1. griffith- was tortured, for a WHOLE YEAR before beign rescued, was also driving insane at this time.
2.Casca-was raped by monsters, with the child born corrupted by said monsters, and was driven not just insane, but returned toa infant like state because of said trauma.
dude, i do NOT think you are going to be fine, guts track record with rescuing people...is kinda bad.
>>702726213
Too bad he becomes a massive faggot.
>>702731315
>>702727335
hope you like insanity, cause guts track record for rescuing people is kinda realy realy realy bad.
aka see casca, and griffith, one was raped by monsters and driven back toa infant like personalities due to trauma, the other was driven insane because he was tortured FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
>>702727279
>implying it isn't one of the best shows out there
You're probably just mad most of their jokes are based on subtle and they make fun of autists. No need to take it so personally, nothing wrong with being an autismo.
