He'd probably kill me for knowing about Killer Queen
O yea my ass is getting saved.
I might get shot but I will be alive dammit!
Amos Burton from The Expanse.
I'm gonna be fine, my captors are fucked.
Hopefully they can find me faster than they found Escobar
Winston Churchill if you count a miniseries. Private detective Jim Rockford otherwise. Either way I'm feeling pretty decent, assuming Churchill has the 1940s UK working for him. If it's just Churchill with a cigar and a top hat, I'm not liking my chances.
I almost, almost feel sorry for the kidnappers.
honestly, it would probably be a fun experience
70's detective who plays by no rules
He'll find me
Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers
I'm fucked. At least I'll die laughing
Pic related : Mother of dragon.
John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis.
I think I'm gonna be just fine... :P
The main character or the literally the last person I saw cause that could be anyone? Anyway Scrubs is the last show I watched and if J.D. has to rescue me I'm probably fucked
This could turn out very good or very bad...
It's one of those fuckers. Probably the god damned baby. I'm so dead
I've got a decent chance, Steve's a big dude with money & connections.
Well...it depends...was i kidnapped within the last 7 days?
rick harrison. He'll underbid for my life and IL be killed because 10 dollars is the highest he'll go and frankly I don't blame him.
Watching Netflix with my 18 month old.
does the ship count cause it was the last thing i saw
>does the ship count
think about it until you realize how stupid you are
then an hero
I watched saving private ryan, guess I'm safe
you think some bridge troll from the 1940s is gonna save you?
That guy from limitless... Badass...
Ha ha ha ha ha! It's not even sporting.
>Coach busts in the wrong address.
>Sam gives it a good shot but dies trying.
>Carla probably has the guts to take down 5+ dudes. That bitch is cray.
>Fraser would run for the police instead.
>Cliff would pretend to be behind Sam, but runs off to the police at the last minute, killing Sam.
>Dianne would become a second hostage but they'd quickly gag her because she wouldn't stfu.
>Norm would stay in Cheers getting some free beer.
>Woody would accidentally join the terrorists.
>I'm fucked 8/10 times.
>Carla is wildcard.
im pretty sure ill survive and have the most epic story ever
Just finished watching a video of my Dad fucking my older sister, so yeah...the worst part? I had an erection that was fucking hard i had to stroke it, and i sucked my cum off my fingers when i was done
>Just finished watching a video of a 60 year old man fucking an 18 year old that i pretended was my sister, so yeah...the worst part? I'm a faggot who lies to random people on the internet
The one and only Mr. Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue. I can see it now, he yells at my captor for all the mistakes he made trying to kidnap me. Until he feels like a submissive failure of humanity.
well, im fucked.
>inb4 degenerate fucking weeaboo
lets see how guts history of rescuing people from kidnappers is.
1. griffith- was tortured, for a WHOLE YEAR before beign rescued, was also driving insane at this time.
2.Casca-was raped by monsters, with the child born corrupted by said monsters, and was driven not just insane, but returned toa infant like state because of said trauma.
dude, i do NOT think you are going to be fine, guts track record with rescuing people...is kinda bad.
hope you like insanity, cause guts track record for rescuing people is kinda realy realy realy bad.
aka see casca, and griffith, one was raped by monsters and driven back toa infant like personalities due to trauma, the other was driven insane because he was tortured FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
>implying it isn't one of the best shows out there
You're probably just mad most of their jokes are based on subtle and they make fun of autists. No need to take it so personally, nothing wrong with being an autismo.