a quote that changed your life?
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a quote that changed your life?
"OP is gay"
--Anonymous
>>702708053
Nobody owes you shit. You aren't entitled to shit. If you want something, work for it. Always keep your integrity.
My Dad, the greatest man I've ever known
Provide the succ.
Love conquers all
>>702708053
/b/ was never good
"I don't believe that there should be any age"
Geoffrey Leonard
Cross the bridge for attention
Down the stream for suicide
Please, just trust me?
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
I'm posting two, so fuck you:
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.” - God in Futurama
"Never turn down a free meal" - Lawrence Sonntag
>>702708053
Feeling over formality.
-Baphomet
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>702708053
"Do a flip faggot"
-Anon
"I really, really, really like this image." - John J Callanan
>>702708053
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
Some people are lost in their fires...others are forged in them.
>>702708053
"My wife used to fart when she was nervous."
-Robin Williams
"stop being a faggot son"
>>702709954
Why didn't you stop?
>>702708053
do it right or do it twice
"which is the real nightmare, the horrific dream you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake."
>>702710151
You wouldn't be here if i was.
I fell much better having give up all hope
You want fries with that?
"You could get laid if you started looking after yourself"
>>702708053
"nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, i''m 100% nigga"
Men don't work for thanks; they work because the job needs to be done.
"If you're going to react, you may as well overreact."
>>702708053
This one
>>702708053
"An artist will never fully appreciate their work, because they spend all their time looking at the negatives, even if everyone else thinks it's beautiful"
Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek,SMASHhim on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law! -Anton Szandor LaVey
>>702708053
Yeah Baby; you can stick it in my ass.....
>>702710821
Shut up faggot your art is shit
"Be polite, be professional but have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - Gen. Mattis
Man cannot remake himsef without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
>>702708053
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles
>>702709276
FUTURAMA IS A BRILLIANT SHOW
"Nothing says 'poor craftsmanship' like lumpy duct tape." ---Red Green
>>702709284
>muh feels
>muh satanism
>>702708696
Wew lad
>>702710934
You're right nigga I have the fine motor skills of a down syndrome cunt, thank u hypotonia
"One death is a tragedy, a million is just a statistic"
>pic related
>>702709233
Fuuuuuuuuuuu straight truth
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard
All the gods,
all the heavens,
all the hells,
are within you
Joseph Cambell
>>702710874
autist and nigger tier
>>702709284
Explain this?
Aren't you lucky to have been born in the country that just happens to worship the one true God?
"ow, fuck"
- Roald Dahl
We ain't responsible for our own happiness, only the happiness of those around us. If you make someone happy, you'll be a happier and a better man for it - ma dad. Really helped me with shit, great life advice.
>>702708053
"Don't be a cunt"
~Mahatma Gandhi
>>702708696
FUCK YEAH
>Winter is coming
Gets me everytime
The highest form of action, is inaction.
You can work hard all your life at something, but without that natural talent, nobody will ever take you seriously. You don't work hard to beat that, you work clever.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>702710669
Needed this right now
>>702712212
I don't know how to be happy anon
We live as if we are never going to die, and we die as if we never lived
>>702708696
affects my SJW sensibilities
rise above the conventions and restrictions of modern life but not so high as to lose sight of them
>>702708053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
Get fatter
"I drank what?"
Pepperoni pizza is for kids and people with no taste.
"Black Lives Matter"
>>702709746
Thank you anon sir
>>702708053
Dreams are for suckas
>>702708053
I like Kennedy, so here's two.
"Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it it the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity."
"Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."
>>702708053
yesterday is history, tomorrows a mystery, thats why today is a present
I didnt fail 10,000 times- I found 10,000 ways that dont work.
>>702710520
yes
>>702708053
"I drank what?"
-- Socrates
>>702713893
Kill 10 people your a murderer,
Kill 10,000 your a conquerer
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently"
If everyone knew this, there would be no SJWs
"everyone's goal in life should be to learn something about everything and everything about something."
Think about it...
Time's up. Let's do this.
~ Leroy Jenkins
"Stop doing that, you're making me uncomfortable"
- Stranger I met
Repent!
Quit your job!
! SLACK OFF !
The world ends tomorrow and you may DIE!
Images are limited. Ideas are infinite.
>>702708053
An ass in the hand is worth a thousand in the eye.
>>702714765
That's pretty good actually
>>702708053
A wiser fellar than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometime the bar, well, he eats you."
"You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me."
“Tomorrow you may bring about the destruction of your world. Tomorrow you may sing in Paradise above the smoking ruins of your world-cities. But tonight I would like to think of one man, a lone individual, a man without name or country, a man whom I respect because he has absolutely nothing in common with the rest of you - That man is myself. Tonight I shall meditate upon that which I am.”
Dont ever put pussy on a pedestal.
alpha bucks, beta cucks
- some anons here early this year
Sic parvis magna
"You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!"
>>702708053
"every thing in the universe tend to go right"
Kill everyone now, condone first degree murder, advocate cannibalism, eat shit!
>>702708053
a bird born in a cage thinks that flying is an illness
>>702708053
'Wrong hole'
>>702708053
>At Sonisphere festival
>Go to fucked up portashitters to do my first dose of MCAT
>Baggy rips open under the zip lock
>Fuck it
>Pour 3.5g pure MCAT into a swig of Pepsi
>Meet friends before moving up to the stage
>Realisation sets in that I've fucked up
>Come up like a rocket, eyes pinned open, confusion, can barely walk
>Mate looks after me but I keep losing my balance
>Tell huge biker guy next to me if I knock into him to stay chill I fucked up
>He tells me it's cool he's fucked up a few times when he was younger
>Ask him if English biker groups ride Harley's or Triumph's
>He turns to me and does the handshake thing like in Predator, the Dillon part
>"You never choose a bike based on anyone elses opinion, idea or preference, you go with what is you. And that applies to everything in life." And smacks me in the chest
>So high and mindblown
You were right. I don't love you. You don't love me. We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.
>>702716787
GTFO here edgy faggot
I respect your feelings as a woman, and a human being. ~~Seth Putnam
>>702710669
pretty sure they work for money
"Just do it!"
-meme man 2015
>>702708053
"Flectere si nequeo superos, acheronta movebo"
Translation: if you can't reach heaven, raise hell
Don't let your dreams be dreams, JUST DO IT!
>>702717254
Anal Cunt?
>>702716499
+1 fam.
"Without the sauce, a man is lost, but the same man can be lost in the sauce."
>>702708053
Kind of. Not a famous quote but just a sentiment I've heard expressed a billion times.
"It's easy to make fun of others but it's hard to make fun of yourself."
Total bullshit. Hearing it made me analyze humor a little at a young age. When you make fun of yourself no one wants to see you lose your job, punch you in the face or kill you.
It's a gay ass empty thing pussies say. Nothing is hackier than some middle class white male liberal standing on stage talking about how shitty white men are in front of an audience of black people. I think that really encapsulates how cowardly and false the overall sentiment is.
"Life is about women, gigs, an' bein' creative." -Harvey Pekar
It's the best day till tomorrow and My luck is so bad it can only get better.
>>702717409
Can confirm this. I do enjoy what I do though, Mostly. It makes me feel useful and well, manly.
"Don't forget to cradle the balls."
>>702717251
>I don't like the implications.
>ergo: edgy
Nope, doesn't work that way sporto.
Don't wait for them to throw the first punch.
>>702708053
"1 in 4 women get raped"
>>702717964
How's parole treating you?
>>702708053
Sucky, sucky, ten dollah?
>>702708053
"Don't be scared of living"
"What are we breathing for?"
>>702717771
The most laughs I ever get is when I make fun of myself, I found it eases the other person a lot especially if they're a new friend. I think it's cause it makes me seem less judgmental, less different
When you want to succeed more than you want to breathe you will be successful.
>>702708053
>Trust no one
>every mistake is a lesson
>>702708053
never trust someone who doesnt drink
>>702708053
"Time flies when you're a faggot"
You can always take more, but can't take less.
>>702711175
what a pompous twat
>>702718210
I'm not saying don't make fun of yourself or take yourself seriously. It's a good way to help people warm up to you and to show that you're not an overly self conscious douche bag.
It's just that it's not harder to do. You're taking a bigger risk when you mock someone else or their beliefs.
No comedian has ever been forced to apologize for a joke they made about themselves.(Of course I'm using "forced" loosely)
Used to love this hardstyle song with a good quote.
'We come and we go'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8qgeGON_zM
I guess it's kind similar to what YOLO originally meant but it was out years before that bullshit started and doesn't limit itself to your own life. Eg. Your family and friends will also be gone so be good to them and see them when you can.
say hello to the bad guy
>>702717503
Yea. They were full of so many gems of wisdom.
>>702718653
Some of the best comedy is punching down.
Standard British humour is ripping into yourself.
>>702717072
A fish doesn't know he is in water until he is taken out of it
>>702718653
Oh yeah I agree, making fun of myself is easy, I was just making an observation.
But when I make fun of someone else, I gotta be ready to fight just incase lmao
>>702718775
The song about him being in a coma is comedy gold. I also liked I pushed your pregnant wife in front of a train.
>>702718998
gay.
mine is better
>>702717961
Millennials are pussies anyway. They don't really get why "edgy" is used as a pejorative, and just assume all edginess is bad. They are the first generation ever that has grown up despising rebellion. They were born boring, and will be boring shit their entire lives. Maybe their kids will be normal kids though. They certainly are going to have a shitload of material to work with thanks to their parents.
>>702718998
A turd doesn't know it's a bowel movement until it's flushed.
Try to apply the principles of nature to culture is the foundation of racism
Ravel had no bitches, but he made art regardless, that's life goals
"I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free"
-Johnny Rebel
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
A man who is earnest is capable of accomplishing great tasks in a single day.
tell me why:
is it hard to make arrangements with yourself, when you are old enough to repay but young enough to sell?
There is powerful niggatry at work here
~ Uncle Ruckus
"This too shall pass"
- Persian adage
"It's a boy"
"Not many girls bring you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on you"
-Silent Bob
"It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'"
--Some anon on /b/
"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
"Let us strangle the last king with the guts of the last priest"
Denis Diderot
>>702719502
Hell with the NAACP
I wanna eat where the white folks eat, cuz im white on the bottom of my feet
my name is jeff
the rat the cat the dog chased killed ate the malt!
"And when I dream...and when I dream...and when I dream...and when I dream...*AND WHEN I DREAM* No mommy! Don't do it again! DON'T DO IT AGAIN! I'LL BE A GOOD BOY! I'LL BE A GOOD BOY! I PROMISE! NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME! *OWWWW* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HIT ME LIKE THAT MOMMY!? Don't...do it, you're hurting me. *OWWW* Why do you have to be such a bitch? Why don't you...why don't you just FUCK OFF AND DIE!? WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!? WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HERE AND DIE!? Never stick your hand in my face again bitch. FUUUCK YOU! I don't need this shit. You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore! How would you like it to see how it feels mommy!? Here it comes, GET READY TO DIE!"
>>702710946
Its "be efficient" you faggot nigger retard
"The only place where 'success' comes before 'work' is in a dictionary"
And
"Insanity is best defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"
"My name is jeff"
-Jeff, 1991-2016
Before enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.
After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.
>>702720310
Created sick and expected to be well.
>>702711337
1337 h4x0r
>>702708053
Everything is as it should be
Heaven for the weather
Hell for the company
>>702720367
I wanna stay at Jeffey's house tonight.
>>702720627
FUCKING GG GTFO
>>702720211
Dubs dont lie
Pretty much all of death grips "known for it" speaks to me
>>702708053
People don't think it be like it is. But it do.
"Having big tits because you are fat its like have a fast car because its falling off a cliff"
Some random /b/tard
I've never done this before
>>702708053
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses... a slave obeys.
“If you no longer go for a gap which exists you are no longer a racing driver” - ayrton senna
not a professional race car driver but I apply it to life as in you have to always aim for more and to always go for victory regardless of how scary or difficult it is
>>702720862
He already did dude. Haven't you heard?
Truly inspiring.
"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight." -John Lennon
you left the toilet lid up again
>>702721112
that should go into our '100quotes of b' paper
thank you anon
>>702708696
Now that's good parenting
"He got bananas in his pancakes! What a fag! What, it wasn't sweet enough with the syrup ya fairy?"
-Bill Burr
>>702721455
htgbfvdcsxz
>>702708053
survivor is the greatest show on television
Don't get to caught up fighting the alligators and forget to clean the swamp
>>702721455
His best one was, "Don't worry Yoko you stupid slope, it's only a water pist..."
''I don't understand 'spare time'. I don't have time to spare. For all I know, I could be dead tomorrow.''
-Dad
>>702719330
Millennials were raised by the TV and the public schools. Their parents just couldn't be bothered with that boring old "raise your offspring" bullshit.
>>702721333
Man if I could arrange a dinner between any two people from history it would be Gandhi and GG just to watch that conversation break down instantly.
bone em
dont own em..... -me
We all make choices but in the end the choices make us
~ Andrew Motherfucking Ryan
>>702708053
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
My favourite desert is lady fingers. - Ed Gein
>>702714464
Kills them all and you are a god
The Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust whitey.
>>702721870
That motherfucker was crazy
Mental problems.
>>702721902
kill yourself and you are an hero
This life is a doomed journey of misery and loneliness, punctuated by moments of suffering and ending in total annihilation.
>>702710520
Kinda this one
''OP is a fag''
-The entire universe
" it is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"
"You are who you choose to be"
Eat shit and die ...... .. ...... I ate shit and died
I shit u not (this is something sum1 said):
"We should force people to pay us to not kill them so they have to have sex with people they don't want to have sex with"
never have i hated any1 more
>>702708696
>
>>702718498
This is why life sucks because you are too stupid to understand the quote and you have been trained from birth not to understand the quote. But you are allowed to and encouraged to get hold of a credit card, a auto loan and then you use that to go out and buy video games, junk food, porn, alcohol beverages and extra large clothing (because stupid and fat are inseparable) an you do EXACTLY what your corporate overlords tell you to do and you make life a living hell for the small minority of us who aren't fat, stupid, underemployed, over fed on junk food and junk entertainments and like you. So tell me and my small minority why we shouldn't rise up and EXTERMINATE you and your kind?
It's amazing what you can make people do if you ask them kindly
>>702720215
Me.
I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
>>702708053
Always be a leader, don't go for whatever everyone is doing, always be yourself; my dad, he let me down when he went to jail for a scam bushiness, worst feeling ever man, I cant see him the same way I did ten years ago, and I have to act like nothing happened, even 7 years after he got out. I'm always mad at him on my inside, and it's been killing me lately. Sorry, I just wanted to vent off.
Anon Being "Happy" is never an easy thing Quantify because it's different for everyone, and it never a constant and it's not always apparent at the time. sometimes it's something you don't recognize as happinees till much later in life.
For me happiness can be a lot of things from coming home to my dorky ass dog holding his ball he want's to show me but not give me.
Or having a good game in a match of what shooter game i'm playing that week.
or a good Ylyl
Or a cool bed on a warm day.
Sometimes happiness can be found very strange places like when my Dane Died I was raised with he and i grew up together like some corny pixar film shit one day he was there and then he was being taken to the vet to be put to sleep. I was fucking destroyed for Days,weeks,months All i could thing of is all the times he just wanted me to pet him and told him to go lay down or every time i yelled at him for peeing in the house even though it was my fault because i didn't let him outside enough.
I fucking hated myself, but After a long time I really thought it analyzed it I saw the positive for every bad time there was 100 good ones.
His death taught me somethings. I learned that life is a very short thing to dwell on dumb shit and you really need to make the best of it you can don't waste it being mad at some guy who's better than you on some game don't waste your time arguing with some guy on the internet cause they like a thing you don't.
Think about everything you do and if it doesn't benefit you or the ones you care about fuck it.
Don't look at life as a half full half empty thing,
all that matters is what's in that glass and that's really up to you. Some people are happy with a simple glass of water some people need more but that's really up to you!
And most importantly leave this site for a while don't come back for at least 6 months then really see if it really Does a positive for you or not. Any way sorry for the zero grammar/coherence , hope you can figure it out.
>You're a nice guy, and any woman would be lucky to have you. But, I only see you as a friend.
>>702721743
So was I. So were my parents. I don't watch TV, and despise the public schools. I actually went to a broken-dick Christian school after 8th grade. I will say that public schools are light years ahead of that shit, but on the other hand it gave me something to rebel against. The drive to rise above the shackles those fucks wanted to put on me, and everyone else.
I'm grown now, and have mellowed out as people tend to do. I don't regret a thing though. I got where I am now, by who I was then, and the circumstances of then are what pushed me forward to now. I didn't conquor the world. I did walk away owning my own self, and my own thoughts.
Millennials never will own themselves. They'll be owned by the lame-ass groupthink that they think is so fucking awesome and great.
>>702709276
> Nunquam prandium liberum.
>>702718498
in b/4...Here is a hint Philippine President Duterte it's coming bitch it's coming.
>>702713024
Kek
"handjobs are like unicorns. They exist, but they aren't worth looking for."
"Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
"It don't matter, non 'o this matters."
-Carl
>>702722534
mmmmmmmmm there's a Berning in my rectum. I can really feel the Bern mmmmmmmm
-(You)
>>702712626
>>702722811
Sorry like i said Autistic..
>>702713488
Screw you and you goddamned LIES!!!
>>702718775
>>702719144
I like I went back in time and voted for Hitler
>>702721759
Gandhi was the bigger piece of shit. GG was honest about his shit. Gandhi hid his desire to see his own people enslaved by the old caste system, behind pacifist rhetoric. He wasn't opposed to violence, so long as it was the traditional, barbarian sort. He was against justified violence, which is what he attempted to discourage. Fuck him. I don't know who was the bigger piece of shit: him or Mother Theresa.
"I'm sorry, but you can never again reenlist."
>>702708053
"tits or GTFO"- anon
>>702722560
>So tell me and my small minority why we shouldn't rise up and EXTERMINATE you and your kind?
Because you are a small minority that the National Guard will wipe it's ass with in a couple days at most.
Not saying you are wrong exactly. Just that you are delusional if you really think you can do anything about it, except die in defiance, or sell out.
This
Too much of anything is bad for you
"Don't Panic"
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
>>702724425
So if I want to be rid of my Peter Principle loser boss I just have to make him obsolete and people need to realize it.
Always been a huge fan of Nietzsche:
"The secret of realizing the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment of existence is: to live dangerously! Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius! Send your ships out into uncharted seas! Live in conflict with your equals and with yourselves! Be robbers and ravagers as soon as you can not be rulers and owner, you men of knowledge!"
The guy really was one of the most cheerful philosophers of all time advising everyone to be free and enjoy life for all that is beautiful and ugly too.
Asking a question is embarrassing for a moment not asking is embarrassing for a lifetime.
>>702723306
Seth was a man who wasn't afraid to admit that he was wrong though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZsMO0tiFBI
This is a damn good trait, that is under-appreciated by most.
"No."- Rosa Parks
"fluffy abuse thread" - some faggot fucktard on /b/
>>702708053
"Zoo: We had to shoot Harambe"
http://wnep.com/2016/06/06/gorilla-killing-3-year-old-boys-mother-wont-be-charged/
"In a Republic, who is the country?
Is it the Goverment? Why the Government is merely a temporary servant; It cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn’t. Its function is to obey orders, not to originate them.
Who then is the country? Is it the newspaper? Is it the pulpit? Why these are mere parts of the country, not the whole of it; they have not command; they only have their little share in command.
In a monarchy, the king and his family are the country; in a Republic, it is the common voice of the people. Each of you, for himself or herself, by himself or herself, and on his or her own responsibility, must speak. It is a solemn and weighty responsibility and not lightly to be flung aside at the bullying of pulpit, press, government or politician. Each must decide for himself or herself alone what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn’t. You cannot shirk this and be a man, to decide it against your convictions is to be an unqualified and inexcusable traitor. It is traitorous both against yourself and your country.
Let men label you as they may, if you alone of all the nation decide one way, and that way be the right way by your convictions of the right, you have done your duty by yourself and by your country, hold up your head for you have nothing to be ashamed of.
It doesn’t matter what the press says. It doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. It doesnn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. Republics are founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe in. no matter the odds or consequences.
When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move. Your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth and tell the whole world:
'No, you move.'"
- Mark Twain via Captain America
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
"Fear is an excellent motivator."
>>702725678
Hate is beautiful, and it can empower you like nothing else ever can, provided you use it wisely. The proof of this is the sort of people who frequent /pol/or tumblr. They are all full of hate, but they have no clue what to do with it. How to make it work. How to channel it into something positive for themselves. They have no clue how to be empowered by it, and so they are doomed to run in circles with it for as long as they live.
"666 brings him back"
"rollllll"
[Anonymous 09/05/16(Mon)17:43:34 No.702717666]
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"
-George Carlin
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Attributed to someone about to be executed by (I think American) Indians. Some weirdo in high school included it with his senior picture. Really made me think.
A short fuse to scatter steady hands if I forget to remember
that better lives have been lived in the margins,
locked in the prisons and lost on the gallows than have ever been enshrined in palaces.
- Propagandhi
"They're like sex! Except I'm having them!" ~Fry
"Oh Wait, You're Serious. Let Me Laugh Even Harder." ~ Bender
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
~also Bender
Loosen the lug nuts before taking off the tire
"You've told me all of the reasons why it can't be done. Now tell me how you're going to get it done."
"women are not vending machines that you can put kindness tokens into until sex falls out"
since I read that about 3 years ago, I've never been sad about not having a girlfriend.
>>702726258
This is absolute fucking truth right here, I have said the same but with anger, and ther's just something about being angry that warms me and I've grown to love my anger and manage it, I've never hurt anyone nor I have let my anger takr control of me, I just use it as a ladder. I've never thought someone would feel/think the same. Thank you base anon.
>>702708053
"Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it."
"You have nothing to lose but your chains."
>>702727055
Loosen the lug nuts before driving
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
"Sneeze proof."
- Tampon commercial
>>702727347
>>702727496
>>702708053
You are what you do when it counts.
In them we trust, that in us they trust.
>>702727617
>>702708053
"GET THE FUCK DOWN! FUCKING JUMP! JUUUUUUUUUUMP! GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE. FUCKING JUMP!..... JUUUUUUUMP! DO IT YOU BITCH DO IT! DO ITTTTTTTTTTT! YOU FUCKING PUSSY! JUUUMP! YAAAAHH!!!" - Abusive cat owner
>>702717072
>a bird born in a cage thinks that flying is an illness
Confirmed for ignorance of birds. Even chickens try to fly. I raise chickens and they do attempt it naturally.
>>702708053
When dealing with an adversary concern yourself with their capabilities, not their intentions.
Character is doing what is right even when no one is looking.
"GET YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS!"
Wubaa wubaa dubb dubb beeeach
>>702718067
That means 3 out of 4 women are rapists.
>>702709233
Their hearts are cold as assassins
>>702727893
maybe they're ill like you who reads the texts literally
>>702708053
Up until she says "I do", everything else is null and void. She can promise you everything, and say I love you, but until she says those words, she can change her mind at any time and leave.
In the same conversation:
You're not responsible for anyone else's happiness. Until you have children, the one person you're most responsible for, is you.
-My step dad after one of my first girlfriends broke up with me. He got a bottle of whiskey, and we drank together in the car sitting in the driveway. Damn he was a good man, I miss him.
>>702719773
>Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
If you are physically and mentally healthy.
Numerous factual counter-examples exist otherwise. For example I'm well on my way to being a cripple from hereditary spinal problems, and will eventually go mad from permanent insomnia (no drugs work) and hereditary Alzheimers (which will come early due to insomnia). Not checking out yet, but I've seen how my movie ends.
"I always tell people you'll only get successful if you work half days, and if they ask how they can get anything done in 4 hours they already failed."
"A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys"
Bioshock 1, Andrew Ryan
Really struck a cord with me for some reason, its been a personal motto of mine for a long time.
>>702722841
>Millennials never will own themselves. They'll be owned by the lame-ass groupthink that they think is so fucking awesome and great.
That's every human generation and don't kid yourself.
Oldfag from time out of mind here.
"SOLDIERS ATENN-HUT!"
"PARADE REST!"
"I am First Sergeant Chandler, and I would like to welcome you all to the US Army School of Infantry..."
>>702729173
it aint gonna suck itself sweetheart
-buzz aldrin
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>>702708053
"There is success in change."
>>702724786
>So if I want to be rid of my Peter Principle loser boss I just have to make him obsolete and people need to realize it.
If the people realize you'll make them a lot more profit, yes. Unless he's a relative.
>>702727893
They actually do fly somewhat. They are still in the process of losing the ability. But that's because they don't need to fly. Most birds that fly are using it for defense. Chickens don't run from cats or small dogs. They'd rather stand their ground and fuck them up. Then push them out of the way and start eating the chicken in gravy petfood you gave the mammal faggots you call pets. Yea, I have chickens too. I don't know why they are associated with cowardice, because they are not, albeit at least part of it is that they are too stupid to be afraid.
>>702729412
The mighty Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
"I don't think it's safe to go without protection. Take this if you want I guess" - Zelda
>>702708053
"And this above all: To thine one self be true,
for it must follow, as night the day, that thou canst not be false to any other man"
>>702708053
Fake it until you make it.
>>702720246
That's not even the exact quote.
'You need to be happy to live, I don’t.’" - sad keanu
haven't given up.. at least not yet
I'm pregnant.
>>702708053
"Do you know what they call the man who graduates last in his class from medical school, Anon? They call him Doctor"
"If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst"
-Jonathan Jafari
>>702708053
Oh and of course another Shakespeare quote
"There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures."
>>702729627
>>702708053
"stop fucking around"
best advice I've ever received
"Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore".
I forget who said it.
>Fuck her right in the pussy
What did he mean by this?
>>702728444
>maybe they're ill like you who reads the texts literally
Bad analogies are still bad.
Anyway, why can't any of you fucks quote shakespeare or woodsworth?
>>702708053
"Don't do anything illegal, immoral, or unethical".
Kept me out of prison.
>>702729620
Chicken resemblance to their dinosaur ancestors is no accident. Humans are fortunate they are small.
>>702730292
"Woodsworth? Yea, I can't stand that faggot, ever since we broke up and he won't let me suck his hemorrhoids no more." ~~Shakespeare
>>702708053
"Stop being such a faggot"
-Dad
Havn't been the same ever since
>>702730672
Daddy drank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4
Profanity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker, and that's me.
>>702708053
"Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society" - Aristotle
