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>Be me
>Pick up your phone.
>There's a message from your best friend's gf.
>No text, just pic related.
>She just keks at it and says she make a mistake and that was for his bf.
>Then quickly send another message to ask for your silence "and I will owe you a huuuge favour :* :* ".

IMHO: fuckable bitch approach.
What would you think and do??
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tell your mate his gf is a hoe, he leaves her and then you have a beer with him afterwards you dickwad
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Is that some sort of "monkey monster" in the bath tub?
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>>702707597
This.

If you're comfortable doing anything else then he's not really a friend - and neither are you.
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What kind of favor? ;~)

>This is your response, use it whether you are just gathering evidence or gonna fuck her

I would suggest fucking her
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>>702707597
I done this, it don't work out like that
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>>702707409
you're not his best friend, actually, you're not a friend of his at all.
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Be a bro and tell your friend what happened so he can dump that heartbreaking hoe
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>>702707409
ask her when can u talk about it,
don`t do anything digitally, only face by face
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>>702708415
If I weren't then I was already at that pussy's home, you know.
Just wanna do the best moves for anyone, including myself.
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>>702708459
You're suggesting me to ask for a talk just me and her about this?

>>702708372
What happened?
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>>702707597
this is the right answer. theres bunch of great fucks out there, and your buddies gf is one you def would regret. best friends are harder to find.
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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Time to get your dick sucked for silence.
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>She just keks at it and says she make a mistake and that was for his bf
>his bf
>bf
best friend?

So did she mean to send it or not?
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Ask for tits you asshat. She meant do send it and she wants you .
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>>702707409
Those hips look well fuckable. Get her to send you more.
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>>702707597
> /b me
> best buddy is off at a party, we are all having a good time
> I stumble upon his gf sitting on some random guys lap, she sees me and immediately gets up
> she is super drunk and walks up to me and whispers in my ear omg anon I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just super horny so you need to find me Jon(her bf) so he can fuck me or you need to take me somewhere and fuck me right now.
> Tell her follow me
> As we are walking out Jon is walking back in from the store with more booze
>Hits me up confused like "whats going on?" Tell him he is about to break up with his gf he just don't know it yet
>wait till we are sober and tell him the story about how she was trying to get dicked and that she was super hoe
>he gets her side of the story and she tells him I was all over her trying to get her to leave with me and trying to get her drunk and horny
>he believes her and I never see him again
>MFW they get married and have two kids together
>MFW she cheats on him and then leaves the kids with him to raise

I tell you what, if I get the opportunity again, I'm fucking the slut. At least it will have been worth it.
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Anyone suggesting anything other than fucking her or getting your dick sucked are white knight faggots. Pussy is pussy. Man up n get your dick wet.
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>>702709786
boyfriend.
it was for her boyfriend, so my best friend.
Allegedly not intended, but I still have some doubts someone could be so dumb with a smartphone...
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>>702709931
What's it like not having any real friends?
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>>702709922
guess he was your best buddy but you're not his best buddy.
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>>702709922
bitch made niggas are making it hard to be a good dude out here.
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She seems to have a fat pussy. Very nice. Now tell her the only way you'll keep your mouth shut is if she sends tits.
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>There's a message from your best friend's gf.
>best friend

Don't. Also tell your best friend. Nothing good will come out of this.
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>>702709922
your problem for having shitty friends, my best mate would believe in a second, im sure of that
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>>702709931
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>>702710187
Feels good man. Pussy up the ass and I do what I want. Why do I need "friends" when I have a stable supply of pussy, beer, and vidya games.
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>>702709931
if you're that thirsty for just a lay you are either a virgin or retarded. Or both
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Fuck her op. It's better you than some corner nigger.
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>>702710637
sounds like a shitty life, having good mates is the best
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>>702710777
Nice trips. Or just don't give a fuck about anyone but myself.
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>>702710357
That's what my mind is suggesting me.

But my dick already forced me to cum over that pic twice. Never thought things like this could really happen in "normal" life... feels like a porn videogame really
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>>702710983
I guess thats reasonable.
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>>702709922
Yeah he was "in love" and completely in denial. It was easier for him to just believe the sweet lie than fact the cold facts.

The funny thing is if I would have been able to fuck her, he would have had to break up with her, me and him would still be tight too.

Bro code: if you can take my girl from me be my guest. She's a hoe not my bro.
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>>702707597
this
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>>702710637
And an active imagination... Good for you, anon!
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>>702709922
That's what I'm afraid of.
But also chicken hiding this slut's manner is a way to ruin our friendship.

So ruining by ruining, better get as much as I can from that slut too.
That's what my dick is suggesting me.

But my head puts my best friend on top, it's full of bitches out there.

>So am I, still not responding to that slut's last message while already jacked off more times on her pussy. Life's sick.
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>>702709922
why would fucking her have been worth it?

standards bro.
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>>702707409
Only way to be sure is to ask for tit pics.
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>>702707597
This. But get a little more proof first, just in case your friend doesn't believe you.
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>>702712042
Fuck her then tell him, if he is a bro he will understand.

If you tell him right now, he won't have enough proof to break up with her and if he stays with her he'll always suspect she likes you. You guys friendship will be over.
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>>702712121
She was hot, big ass, cute teeth, small cute tits, I used to fuck my gf while this girl was being fucked by him in the same room so I saw her being banged and always sort have wanted to...
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>>702712141
That would ruin everything... but I will go a very careful of this way:
>>702712281
can always justify it with my friend that I was making sure she wasn't messing up with me.
Will respond to her right now. I'm a sissy I know, kekd at myself too. Scared by a potential naked slut.
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>>702707597
this

>>702709922
doesn't sound like a true friend, any true friend would take your word as truth or at least actually try to figure out what happened instead of denial
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She's responding.
Help me get more pics without messing up with my bf if possible and will share here.
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>>702714127
Just act like you're into her, but let your buddy know ahead of time. Maybe you could pretend like you're seeing if this incident was just an accident, for his sake. Imho this could go either way anon.
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>>702707409

here's what you do

>"alright baby, it'll be our secret"
>"oh thank you anon"
>"no problem, you can repay me later"
>"how about I repay you now anon sama"
>you hear knock at the door
>it's her
>you rip off your shirt
>"oh my anon-sama, how did you get those scars?"
>"never mind that, we have business"
>grab her arm
>"a-anon-sama your hurting me"
>"you can drop the act she demon"
>"w-what?"
>pull out katana
>"I've seen through your disguise. I won't allow you to leach of my friends anymore"
>her face contorts
>"so it's you then... the man with the dragon fang scar. I had hoped to seduce you and do away with you in your sleep."
>"sorry to disappoint you, but your not my type"
>swing sword
>miss
>claws your face
>"fool, no man has ever defeated me on their own"
>"they didn't have something to protect!"
>charge your power while screaming
>"no, i-it can't be!!"
>"SOUL SPLITER BLADE OVERRUN!!!"
>"AAAAHHHHH!!!"
>fall to knees
>"it's over"
>get up weakly
>walk into sunset

that easy anon. honestly surprised you didn't think of it yourself.
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you're a fucking faggot go die if u don't get a message
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>>702707409
how old are you? how good of a friend is her bf?
how long have they been dating? I need more info to make an accurate judgment.
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>>702707409
ask her for more pics and show them to us
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>>702707409
do you have more pix
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you could be a nice person and drop it. but then again youre on 4chan.
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>>702715131
I'm also trying to save a friendship anon. That's way better in my world than getting a fucking reply from her.

>>702715234
We're both 27.
She's 24
They're dating since 2012's Xmas
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>>702709922
except OP actually has proof.
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>>702715337
Sure. Obviously not naked.
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>>702707409
show her your dick
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>>702716061
holy shit are you British.
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Start charging your spirit bomb OP
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>>702716403
No anon sorry
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>>702716061
ask her for some
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>>702715773
>We're both 27.
>She's 24
>They're dating since 2012's Xmas

this situation seems pretty volatile. I would recommend that you not tell your friend until you are absolutely sure and have a really good amount of proof, if you tell him at all. at this point your friend will probably be left with deep emotional scars no matter what you do, so the best you can do is try to break it to him delicately so that they don't end up getting married or buying an expensive house together.
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>>702716832
but that city in the background though
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>>702714892
Fuck dude go get laid
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>>702708191
Pretty much this.wait for details and Also screenshot and back up to thumb drive

You owe it to your bro to be his eyes and ears.
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>>702707409
Why the fuck is there a backpack in the tub?
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ok men. I'm in. Told her it's ok i will help her but need to talk about this. no way to come back from this now.
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>>702717884
Good fuckin luck OP
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>>702717853
think that's the robe of this hoe
fuck you OP she clearly removed her pants for you
just give me her number if you won't and I'll fuck the hell out of that hips
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>>702718324
Thanks. I'm going to go nasty. I'll download a male naked picture (with very big dick, why not) and send it to her. "what would you do in my shoes??"
Good idea? Bad idea?
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>>702719082
good.
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I call bull
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pic sent.
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Tell her you are masturbating to the pic
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>>702707409
Here's your options, OP:

Do you cherish your friendship enough to pass up what looks like 7/10 pussy?

Or are you willing to throw that friendship away to smash her?

Women are fucking insane, remember. She'll likely use having sex with you as a way to destroy her current boyfriend's ego.

Tread carefully.

Source: I fucked my best friend's ex-gf like two days after they broke up. She was doing it as a revenge fuck and I was doing it because I'm a savage soulless opportunist with no soul
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>>702719082
Why?
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>>702719082
OP is not faggot? what is happening to me?!
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>>702719082
bad idea IMO.
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How does she 'accidentally' send it to you tho? Are you and your m8's names almost identical? Assuming she saved both your numbers in her phone. Most girls save their boyfriends under stupid shit like 'bae'
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>>702708372
this also tried this

got in a fight and woke up in my bed missing a shoe, 2 hours away

had to awkwardly drive back getting yelled WHY YOU TELLING HIM I CHEAT

and he didnt believe me, hated me


i think about three times now, 3 different people
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>>702720350
i agree with this one and what do you got to lose she has a boyfriend and you not so get her to cheat with you let her break up with bf. this could be your best day ever so do not mes this up
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Could be your friend right next to her testing your friendship. Is she a evil fuck?
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>>702709922
THIS

im this guy
>>702720821


>>702720821
gotta say honor is for retards.

your gonna get hated by your friend either way so might as well give him proof
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>>702714892
holy shit dude go outside once in a while
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>>702720935
dont think so, she was kinda naked in that photo, unless he's a cuck and doesnt care...
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>>702707409
get more pics, ass plz
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>>702720732
She didn't accidentally send it. She wants her bfs best friends' dick
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>>702714892
purest of autism
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>>702721551
true..... come on anon deliver something!
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>>702720522
I don't know if it's good or bad now. Maybe I've fucked up everything. I saved the pic from internet and pretend to say to my bf it was a test to see if she really has gone mad.
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>>702714892
fuck all the other replies, first time i've lold all day

fellow writerfag? good parody here that these retards cant understand
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>>702714892
Good story anon.
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>>702707409
Fuck your best friend, OP. Here's what you do

>Start speaking with your BFF like you have gay interests
>Flirt up a fucking storm
>Get him into it
>There are two genders only
>Get him drunk one night
>Start talking about your interest in sex and flirting really hard with him
>When you get the opportunity, suggest a 3some
>Get his gf involved
>Get them drinking at your place
>Suggest 3some jokingly, then ease them into idea
>Either get him drunker than her and wait for him to pass out
>Or get em both equally drunk and fuck the shit out of his gf in front of him but use the term "threesome" instead of "cuckold"
>Fucked his gf and it's justified
>Still got your cuckold best friend
>Fucked his bitch
>She'll probably be back for more
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>>702710637
It's sad that you don't know that's sad...
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>>702721781
/b/ros I LOVE YOU. Things are getting worse for her. Cutting out screenshots for you
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>>702709786
I've legitimately sent my wife a message meant for my gf. Now the crazy bitch thinks I love her. So mistakes happen. Maybe her huge favour makeup is just a beer. Stop thinking with your dick
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>>702709922
thats what you fucking get for white knighting. lose your friend and the easy fuck
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>>702714892
play a sport
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>>702722418
I wish this would actually work.
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at this point your bf will get mad at you no matter what, so at the very least you should get a good fucking out of it.
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OP is a fucking faggot anyway post more pics
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>>702722898
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>>702707409
i'd aim for having my cake and eating her too

fuck her and say nothing to your friend
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>>702723521
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>>702707409

Probably start wondering why the fuck you touched my phone, OP...

Also, best friend is gay.
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>>702723521
fuck yeah dude lets go, you're playing this perfectly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>702722418
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>>702723644
ends here
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It's gonna be a "reply or mother will die in her sleep" bullshit.

Calling it.
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>>702723521
holy shit! he did it, the absolute madman!
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>>702723771
/B/ORING
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>>702707409
Is that a black lab with its tongue out in the bathtub?
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>>702722418
I'm weirdly aroused by that webm
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>>702723771
0/10 OP confirmation of massive faggotry
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>>702723771
ah... i guess its okay. you can fuck in the future, m aybe when they break up shes all ours
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>>702723771
At least get the other half of her naked too! FFS
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>>702723771
what a slut
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>>702723771
Tell her first to send a full nude and second to blow you
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>>702724025
Seen that look before?
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>>702723771
Tell her to send you more nudes faggot. Jesus.
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>>702723644
nice cock, OP
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>>702723644
>boy this is sick

Is this fake or?
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>>702724270
yeah on your MOM.

fuckin shrekt B)
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Saw this bs thread yesterday. It's fucking fake you retarded cocksuckers.
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>>702724280
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>>702724275
this
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>>702724581
Kek

>>702723771
Extra nudes would function as evidence AND free pornography. It's win win you fucking idiot.
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>>702723871
OP abandoned thread because I called it.
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>>702722924
Kek
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>>702707409
GOD YES WIN !!!! showing no interest worked men.
Not nudes btw she's fucked.
Can't believe it. can't fucking believe it!!!!!!

>>702707409

Will send whatsapp screens too just let me make them.
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>>702707409
learn how to grammar. This website is in english for fucks sake you cunt..
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>>702726365
Keep em coming
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How deep will this go
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>>702726365
Redeemed. Get lots of nudes so I can fap.
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>>702707409
Why is there a burglar in her bathtub?
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>>702727115
deepest lore
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>>702727115
Where do you keep your burglers, the fridge?
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>>702726365
more
OP is anti-faggot
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>>702727115
clothes bros!!
just clothes the bitch removed.
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come on op, getting good.
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>>702726365
>showing no interest worked men.
>Not nudes btw

What the fuck is going on? The more I read the fine print, the less promising this looks.

Get the nudes nobody cares about anything else.
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Don't stop now
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>>702726365
>>702727674
unfortunately I care anon!!! you would care the same
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>>702727957
Get nudes.
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>>702709922
I think it's a more than a 50/50 chance you have told this story so many times you have started to believe it. You had the guy she was sitting on his lap to back up your story. If it were my best mate I would have done 5 minutes detective work to get him to back me up.

Stop telling lies as if they are the truth and just admit you were about to and wanting to Fuk your best friends gf. You are scum and deserve to lose him as a friend.

Pic related.. It's you dumbass nigger.
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>>702727957
Tell her you can't protect her now because she isn't naked
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>>702727957
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>>702726365
>send dick pic in response to her "mistake"
>SHE'S SO FUCKED

Either you're both fucked or just you are fucked. There's no scenario anymore in which just she is fucked.
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>>702728212
This. Nice playful line that implies she should send nudes.
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>>702728546
>being this stupid

It's not his dick, idiot.
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>>702727957
>>702728212
this is a good idea
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>>702728546
Was not his dick. OP has a tiny dick. He got that pic of the interwebz.
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>>702723521
>>702723644
Why didn't you send a pic of your actual dick?
Fucking weirdo.
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>>702727957
Holy shit you redildoed the thread.

OP is a delayed release faggot.
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>>702728212
Done. She laughed and ask me if I'm naked too when protecting her. Now??

MAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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Just tell your mate, or kys if he's ya best mate be a bro not a fuckwit
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>>702728739
>>702728896
Oh. That makes him even more of a faggot.
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>>702727957
She wants your dick bro make a move
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>>702729085
Tell her there is only one wy for her to find out, but you need to know she needs protecting first
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>>702729205
This. Even if it's only for entertainment.
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>>702729085
Get the damn nudes! You're going in circles here OP
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>>702729085
Keep the screenshots coming man
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>>702728968
>>702729191

You didn't follow a fucking anything right?
Just fapping at that hips without reading, I suppose
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>>702729242
this is a game, and you are playing it well, sir.
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So where in these conversations did she say she is going to fuck you OP? And where are more nudes? This slut is pretty hot
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>>702728207
Nope guys name was Brandon whos lap she sat on, this was before social media and didn't have any way to get ahold of this guy.

I DID, however, definitely consider fucking her that night. If I had, things between me and him would still be tight. If you could fuck my girl, sweet just tell me about it and ill be on my way. No reason to waste time on a whore. Then again I am alpha and never had this happen. I put a girl on him once, when I was done with her if that counts?
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>>702729435
I'm a man of certain skills. Those are mostly getting dummies naked
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>>702729388
You caught me dead to rights anon.
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>>702707409
Yo my dude here's what you do:
Fuck her and when you get your kicks off immediately text your friend he has a psycho cheating cunt on his hands. Obviously don't say that you fucked her, just say that she wanted the D and said if she didn't get it she'd still say you bumped uglies or you raped her, some shit like that. To make it more believeable try to get on her phone and fake the conversation above.
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>>702728982
>redildoed the thread

Idk why I found that so funny.. maybe it's the trees but I legit teared. Just once tho
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She's gonna give him the nudes no matter how he plays it. She wants to give him the nudes. He should just ask.
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>>702729242
done!
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>>702730086
this
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Jesus fucking christ OP. Just ask what sort of favors she will give you
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>>702730097
patiently waiting for the results, OP

been glued to my chair for the past hour waiting for the results instead of going and getting dinner.
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>>702730097
Good young grasshopper. Post results
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>>702730097
keep the screenshots coming OP
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>>702710637
Meaningful social interaction > pussy.
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>>702714892
Kek
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first thread this year that actually has me nervous for nudes!!

godspeed anon!
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I'm giving up. OP won't fully deliver
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>>702730479
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>>702730291
go get your dinner anon
no worries, I'll text with the updates
what's your home address and ssn #?
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>>702730646
oh, you :D
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>>702726365
>>702730321
>>702730324
I'm working her first. will arrive screens.
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>>702730646

Sent! :^)
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>>702730738
At least keep some updates, we are on the edge of our seats here
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>>702730738
Hurry it up. Do have MS? Painfully slow.
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>>702727957
Fuck op, I've gotta be up in 6 hours. Don't do me like this
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Bump
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>>702730804
Think I'm ready to wait this one out.
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Just give her the ole:

Soooo, lemme see dem titties
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Bump for more of this shit OP
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>>702731396
Surprisingly, OP and /b/tards in this thread are behaving.

I am actually slightly proud.
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>>702731421
fucking this
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>>702731624
Fuck you faggot.

>>702731555
Fucking CHECKED
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>>702731027
>>702731258
>>702731396
Sorry for waiting man it's important to me too.
She's ruining herself
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>>702731814
so she gettin hot and bothered?
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>>702731814
Yeah you gotta keep us in the loop
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>>702731814
Just post some shit!
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>>702727957
enjoy /b/ !
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Fuckin update
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>>702732284
so much excited i forgot the picture lol
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bump for sooooooo much interest!!! I wanna see that ass!!
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>>702732555
Fuuckin keep it goin
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>>702732555
wow....boring

tell her you can't see anything
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>>702732555
Atta boy. Now get her to turn that flash off and lose the panties.
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>>702732555
NOICE
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>>702732742
easy does it
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>>702732699
^definitely need to see dat ass
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>>702732555
Post the full picture, and tell her the glare is your weakness, and you can't protect her when it's present
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>>702732555
Yeah get her to turn off that flash
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>>702732555
How bout that full size plz
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All flash no tits
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>>702732555
Flash off lose panties

type that and no more
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This bitch needs to stop playing games with this flash.

Also, just set up the fuck sesh now. You clearly don't care about your friend.

Girl will 100% claim you made advances first btw and tried to blackmail her if you guys get caught. Be prepared to be the villain
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>>702732555
Three words. "Damn that flash" Do it. do it noaw!
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>>702732555
keep going
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>>702732976
As the guy who have you the previous advise, this. The time for games is over.
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>>702732926
BRILLIANT
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>>702732555
>>702726365

I'm the only one diamond?
Fuck can't believe what's happening
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Link ur friend to this thread
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>>702732555
GET THE FUCKIN' NUDES! POST THE FUCKIN' NUDES!
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>>702733120
We are here with you bro
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>>702733120
Fuck no you aren't the only one OP.

I've been edging since this thread began! Need more of her!
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Clearly this bitch doesn't like her tits
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>>702733120
Yeah you are in here. Get her to turn off the flash and lose the panties. You can only protect the fully nude
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>>702733120
Are you gonna fuck her OP?
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>>702733120
So what's all the convo in between the pics. I can't be the only one that want's their porn to have a good story. :)
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>>702707597
nope. do NOT do that.

I know it sounds really bad "bros b4 hoes" but they don't want to know and will HATE you.

I lost 2 friends that way. I told them their gf was cheating on them. Both acted like I was the worst in the world. One even tried to punch me in the face.

So just let it go. Laugh at the entire thing.

I am not saying fuck her. If she is your friends gf then just let it go and pretend it didn't happen.
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>>702733384
Nah dude, have you seen her?

Big noses are my thing, THIS GUY HAS A RESPONSIBILITY TO FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>702733120
Give us details, and give us them quick.
>>702733384
This thread has gone far beyond that anon.
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Inb4 404 cause OP is slow as fuck
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>>702733384
Truth, now just troll the shit out of her get some noodz to spank it to and then bask in the sexual tension. Or fuck her but I know I wouldn't do THAT to a hommie penetration is where I draw my m. Morality line in a situation like this
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>>702733725
Right? Holy fuck how is he so slow with updates
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>>702733120
Dude the update speed is killing us
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>>702732555
don't ask such a thing, just enjoy her personally, not digitally....
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>>702733272
talking. she's still playing this fucking game of protection... she's afraid of the fucking dark.

Trying to get her ass.

>>702733886
Sorry I know I am slow.
Her nudes will worth it for sure
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Stick it in her butt OP.
I mean, if she's into that.
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Post the entire convo, this is interesting
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OP here, sorry guys for the slow updates
We got married, two kids already, thanks for all the support
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>>702733963
Agreed, this thread is golden but you should post 100% of the conversation and post quicker, also stop being worried, she's in and she wants a real man who isn't shy, ask for it all, ask to see completely nude no flash
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>>702734061
im tellin you now, post these nude for 3 days when you get them. A bunch of us won't be around for all of them
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>>702734182

White picket fence diamond
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>>702734061
Tell her that there are other less cowardly maidens for you to protect....
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>>702734182
fucking kek.
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>>702734061
You're being trolled. The lights would be on and the flash off if she were scared of the dark. Your buddy is in on this
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>>702734403
nah....just nah
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>>702734403
Friend is cuck, so what/
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>>702734332
Fucking this. Don't be a pussy about this OP. Be the fucking alpha she wants and take it
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OP left to get laid.. no more pics
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>>702734332
this. absolutely. She's only being slow because you're being slow.
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>>702707409
Send dick pic back to her and say oops that was meant for her boyfriend
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>>702734928
Kek
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Bumping with Brooke Skye
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>>702734555
I think friend is in bath tub, girl made up story about op advances and gonna fuck shit up because that's what women do. Get noodz post and send entire convo to friend. Personally I'd kill you both if it was me
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FIRST GOOD WIN !!!
sorry too much conversation to post...
just read
>>702733265
and this lead me to "can i watch your back?"

that's her fucking reply. she's a slut 100% no fucking, fucking doubt!!!!!!
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tell her that last one was a tease and you always thought they'd be nice, cut the bullshit
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>>702716978
No where in England looks like that. The architecture is completely different.
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>>702735086
.........I'm still holding out hope op is gonna come back with an image limit full of nudes, so fuck off
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>>702707409
bump
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>>702735239
Damn, nice one. Keep pushing her, get some more.
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>>702735086
Ahhhh a classic. She was my first fav pornstar.
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>>702735239
Finally.

Op we want the whole story whether you think it's good or not. More screencaps
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>>702735239
And who took that picture of her?
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>>702735239
who's holding that camera??? fake
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>>702735239
no such thing as too much conversation.

post the fucking screengrabs. it's not that hard
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>>702735239
2015?
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>>702735239
Nice! Show us the convo.
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dunno...kinda scepticle without the screensots, lol we all wanna read the convos too
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>>702735411
this
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>>702735429
Yeah I think bullshit on that pic
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>>702735239
who took picture?
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>>702735239
You dun goofed op, you fucked up the date on the picture
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>>702707409
Tell your friend that she's a ho
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past the pointof no return fuck her
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>>702735239
that is a nice ass. Tell her it's hard to have her back with her legs so close together.
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>>702735239
She is sending you old pics OP, or you are full of shit now.

Come on man, I still have hope you aren't full of crap.
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>>702733284
absolutely YES
>>702734248
Hopefully I will be fucking her by that time
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>>702707409
starting to think this is fake and he's just a cuck
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>>702735239
not op
have your (you) s
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>>702735712
Who cares. the fantasy is good.
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also, the chick is too shy to really show tits but then shows vag next...?
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Op here, it's all a ruse!

That's my ex kek fooled you top zozzle
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>>702735239
screen cap the convo with this.
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>>702735239
Fuck her OP, pls do us all a win.
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>>702735239
OP is a faggot (quelle suprise)

posting sexy shit to try and make up for this faggotry.
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>>702735712
It is, this is from her gallery, she already said to me.
What the fuck the problem is??? I don't give a fuck about it
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we're getting to bump limit.
OP make a new thread and link it here, hurry.
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>>702736171
From EXACTLY one year ago today? Seems coincidental
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>>702733120
IF SHE WONT SEND YOU THE NUDES THEN EXPOSE HER ASS TO HER BF
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>>702736165
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>>702736171
post more of the convo OP
pics are good, but we like story too
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Op is a faggot
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>>702707409
bump dump
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>>702736334
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>>702733120
ask her to fuck or embrace max faggotry
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>>702736307
This
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>>702736423
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>>702736335
this. so much this. It's all about the story. and the tits. But the story makes it AWESOME!
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>>702736489
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fuck
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>>702736536
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>>702735239
EXPOSE HER ASS TO HER BF AND KEK FURIOUSLY AFTER
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I'm leaving this shit
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>>702736536
sauce?
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Today OP broke my heart
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>>702708372
lol this is 100% true. he wont believe you, it was just a mistake anon. then he will be weird at you cause you saw his girl nude and that you think shes a slut. if youre even thinking about fucking her than you 2 are not really friends anyway and might as well do it.
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>>702736171
POST THE CONVO.

Also we're at the bump limit. new thread needed.
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>>702707409
shame it had to end like this
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>>702736165
hurry and post OP your thread is being derailed
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>>702736684
anna jimskaia
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>>702736498
This
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should we take it to another thread?
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>>702707409
k im gone
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ok men. I'M IN!!. She's sending old pics tho. Thanks for your advice. Hope to post more soon.
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>>702736857
thread is dead
OP is a faggot
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city in the background is San Sebastián
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>>702736423
Oh my sweet summer child...
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>>702737282
Need a new thread dude
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>>702737282
make another thread and post everything you fuck
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>>702737282
MAKE NEW THREAD YOU DINBAT
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>>702737386
this
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>>702736632
this
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>>702707409
What i would do:
>so now you have me curious. >How good do your tits look?
>And how good do you look naked?
(Basically try to het more pictures from her for blackmail reasons)
>also; what kind of favor are we talking?
>the kind where you come over and we give eachother a full day of uninhibited just for the fun of it sex?
>or are you just going to come pick me up when my car breaks down and i need a ride somewhere.
>or are we talking about a full on secret fuck buddies thing here?
>telling you right now only one of those will buy my silence. And its not one of the single use options.
(Try to get her to have sex with me on the regular to buy and ensure my silence, maybe even steal her from the guy because i bet i fuck better than he does)
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