>Pick up your phone.
>There's a message from your best friend's gf.
>No text, just pic related.
>She just keks at it and says she make a mistake and that was for his bf.
>Then quickly send another message to ask for your silence "and I will owe you a huuuge favour :* :* ".
IMHO: fuckable bitch approach.
What would you think and do??
> /b me
> best buddy is off at a party, we are all having a good time
> I stumble upon his gf sitting on some random guys lap, she sees me and immediately gets up
> she is super drunk and walks up to me and whispers in my ear omg anon I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just super horny so you need to find me Jon(her bf) so he can fuck me or you need to take me somewhere and fuck me right now.
> Tell her follow me
> As we are walking out Jon is walking back in from the store with more booze
>Hits me up confused like "whats going on?" Tell him he is about to break up with his gf he just don't know it yet
>wait till we are sober and tell him the story about how she was trying to get dicked and that she was super hoe
>he gets her side of the story and she tells him I was all over her trying to get her to leave with me and trying to get her drunk and horny
>he believes her and I never see him again
>MFW they get married and have two kids together
>MFW she cheats on him and then leaves the kids with him to raise
I tell you what, if I get the opportunity again, I'm fucking the slut. At least it will have been worth it.
Fuck her op. It's better you than some corner nigger.
That's what my mind is suggesting me.
But my dick already forced me to cum over that pic twice. Never thought things like this could really happen in "normal" life... feels like a porn videogame really
Yeah he was "in love" and completely in denial. It was easier for him to just believe the sweet lie than fact the cold facts.
The funny thing is if I would have been able to fuck her, he would have had to break up with her, me and him would still be tight too.
Bro code: if you can take my girl from me be my guest. She's a hoe not my bro.
That's what I'm afraid of.
But also chicken hiding this slut's manner is a way to ruin our friendship.
So ruining by ruining, better get as much as I can from that slut too.
That's what my dick is suggesting me.
But my head puts my best friend on top, it's full of bitches out there.
>So am I, still not responding to that slut's last message while already jacked off more times on her pussy. Life's sick.
Fuck her then tell him, if he is a bro he will understand.
If you tell him right now, he won't have enough proof to break up with her and if he stays with her he'll always suspect she likes you. You guys friendship will be over.
She was hot, big ass, cute teeth, small cute tits, I used to fuck my gf while this girl was being fucked by him in the same room so I saw her being banged and always sort have wanted to...
That would ruin everything... but I will go a very careful of this way:
can always justify it with my friend that I was making sure she wasn't messing up with me.
Will respond to her right now. I'm a sissy I know, kekd at myself too. Scared by a potential naked slut.
Just act like you're into her, but let your buddy know ahead of time. Maybe you could pretend like you're seeing if this incident was just an accident, for his sake. Imho this could go either way anon.
here's what you do
>"alright baby, it'll be our secret"
>"oh thank you anon"
>"no problem, you can repay me later"
>"how about I repay you now anon sama"
>you hear knock at the door
>you rip off your shirt
>"oh my anon-sama, how did you get those scars?"
>"never mind that, we have business"
>grab her arm
>"a-anon-sama your hurting me"
>"you can drop the act she demon"
>pull out katana
>"I've seen through your disguise. I won't allow you to leach of my friends anymore"
>her face contorts
>"so it's you then... the man with the dragon fang scar. I had hoped to seduce you and do away with you in your sleep."
>"sorry to disappoint you, but your not my type"
>claws your face
>"fool, no man has ever defeated me on their own"
>"they didn't have something to protect!"
>charge your power while screaming
>"no, i-it can't be!!"
>"SOUL SPLITER BLADE OVERRUN!!!"
>fall to knees
>get up weakly
>walk into sunset
that easy anon. honestly surprised you didn't think of it yourself.
I'm also trying to save a friendship anon. That's way better in my world than getting a fucking reply from her.
We're both 27.
They're dating since 2012's Xmas
>We're both 27.
>They're dating since 2012's Xmas
this situation seems pretty volatile. I would recommend that you not tell your friend until you are absolutely sure and have a really good amount of proof, if you tell him at all. at this point your friend will probably be left with deep emotional scars no matter what you do, so the best you can do is try to break it to him delicately so that they don't end up getting married or buying an expensive house together.
ok men. I'm in. Told her it's ok i will help her but need to talk about this. no way to come back from this now.
Here's your options, OP:
Do you cherish your friendship enough to pass up what looks like 7/10 pussy?
Or are you willing to throw that friendship away to smash her?
Women are fucking insane, remember. She'll likely use having sex with you as a way to destroy her current boyfriend's ego.
Source: I fucked my best friend's ex-gf like two days after they broke up. She was doing it as a revenge fuck and I was doing it because I'm a savage soulless opportunist with no soul
OP is not faggot? what is happening to me?!
How does she 'accidentally' send it to you tho? Are you and your m8's names almost identical? Assuming she saved both your numbers in her phone. Most girls save their boyfriends under stupid shit like 'bae'
this also tried this
got in a fight and woke up in my bed missing a shoe, 2 hours away
had to awkwardly drive back getting yelled WHY YOU TELLING HIM I CHEAT
and he didnt believe me, hated me
i think about three times now, 3 different people
i agree with this one and what do you got to lose she has a boyfriend and you not so get her to cheat with you let her break up with bf. this could be your best day ever so do not mes this up
holy shit dude go outside once in a while
I don't know if it's good or bad now. Maybe I've fucked up everything. I saved the pic from internet and pretend to say to my bf it was a test to see if she really has gone mad.
Fuck your best friend, OP. Here's what you do
>Start speaking with your BFF like you have gay interests
>Flirt up a fucking storm
>Get him into it
>There are two genders only
>Get him drunk one night
>Start talking about your interest in sex and flirting really hard with him
>When you get the opportunity, suggest a 3some
>Get his gf involved
>Get them drinking at your place
>Suggest 3some jokingly, then ease them into idea
>Either get him drunker than her and wait for him to pass out
>Or get em both equally drunk and fuck the shit out of his gf in front of him but use the term "threesome" instead of "cuckold"
>Fucked his gf and it's justified
>Still got your cuckold best friend
>Fucked his bitch
>She'll probably be back for more
I've legitimately sent my wife a message meant for my gf. Now the crazy bitch thinks I love her. So mistakes happen. Maybe her huge favour makeup is just a beer. Stop thinking with your dick
It's gonna be a "reply or mother will die in her sleep" bullshit.
holy shit! he did it, the absolute madman!
Tell her to send you more nudes faggot. Jesus.
OP abandoned thread because I called it.
GOD YES WIN !!!! showing no interest worked men.
Not nudes btw she's fucked.
Can't believe it. can't fucking believe it!!!!!!
Will send whatsapp screens too just let me make them.
Why is there a burglar in her bathtub?
>showing no interest worked men.
>Not nudes btw
What the fuck is going on? The more I read the fine print, the less promising this looks.
Get the nudes nobody cares about anything else.
unfortunately I care anon!!! you would care the same
I think it's a more than a 50/50 chance you have told this story so many times you have started to believe it. You had the guy she was sitting on his lap to back up your story. If it were my best mate I would have done 5 minutes detective work to get him to back me up.
Stop telling lies as if they are the truth and just admit you were about to and wanting to Fuk your best friends gf. You are scum and deserve to lose him as a friend.
Pic related.. It's you dumbass nigger.
>send dick pic in response to her "mistake"
>SHE'S SO FUCKED
Either you're both fucked or just you are fucked. There's no scenario anymore in which just she is fucked.
Was not his dick. OP has a tiny dick. He got that pic of the interwebz.
Holy shit you redildoed the thread.
OP is a delayed release faggot.
Nope guys name was Brandon whos lap she sat on, this was before social media and didn't have any way to get ahold of this guy.
I DID, however, definitely consider fucking her that night. If I had, things between me and him would still be tight. If you could fuck my girl, sweet just tell me about it and ill be on my way. No reason to waste time on a whore. Then again I am alpha and never had this happen. I put a girl on him once, when I was done with her if that counts?
Yo my dude here's what you do:
Fuck her and when you get your kicks off immediately text your friend he has a psycho cheating cunt on his hands. Obviously don't say that you fucked her, just say that she wanted the D and said if she didn't get it she'd still say you bumped uglies or you raped her, some shit like that. To make it more believeable try to get on her phone and fake the conversation above.
Think I'm ready to wait this one out.
so much excited i forgot the picture lol
This bitch needs to stop playing games with this flash.
Also, just set up the fuck sesh now. You clearly don't care about your friend.
Girl will 100% claim you made advances first btw and tried to blackmail her if you guys get caught. Be prepared to be the villain
I'm the only one diamond?
Fuck can't believe what's happening
GET THE FUCKIN' NUDES! POST THE FUCKIN' NUDES!
nope. do NOT do that.
I know it sounds really bad "bros b4 hoes" but they don't want to know and will HATE you.
I lost 2 friends that way. I told them their gf was cheating on them. Both acted like I was the worst in the world. One even tried to punch me in the face.
So just let it go. Laugh at the entire thing.
I am not saying fuck her. If she is your friends gf then just let it go and pretend it didn't happen.
Truth, now just troll the shit out of her get some noodz to spank it to and then bask in the sexual tension. Or fuck her but I know I wouldn't do THAT to a hommie penetration is where I draw my m. Morality line in a situation like this
talking. she's still playing this fucking game of protection... she's afraid of the fucking dark.
Trying to get her ass.
Sorry I know I am slow.
Her nudes will worth it for sure
Agreed, this thread is golden but you should post 100% of the conversation and post quicker, also stop being worried, she's in and she wants a real man who isn't shy, ask for it all, ask to see completely nude no flash
I think friend is in bath tub, girl made up story about op advances and gonna fuck shit up because that's what women do. Get noodz post and send entire convo to friend. Personally I'd kill you both if it was me
FIRST GOOD WIN !!!
sorry too much conversation to post...
and this lead me to "can i watch your back?"
that's her fucking reply. she's a slut 100% no fucking, fucking doubt!!!!!!
starting to think this is fake and he's just a cuck
OP is a faggot (quelle suprise)
posting sexy shit to try and make up for this faggotry.
IF SHE WONT SEND YOU THE NUDES THEN EXPOSE HER ASS TO HER BF
EXPOSE HER ASS TO HER BF AND KEK FURIOUSLY AFTER
lol this is 100% true. he wont believe you, it was just a mistake anon. then he will be weird at you cause you saw his girl nude and that you think shes a slut. if youre even thinking about fucking her than you 2 are not really friends anyway and might as well do it.
What i would do:
>so now you have me curious. >How good do your tits look?
>And how good do you look naked?
(Basically try to het more pictures from her for blackmail reasons)
>also; what kind of favor are we talking?
>the kind where you come over and we give eachother a full day of uninhibited just for the fun of it sex?
>or are you just going to come pick me up when my car breaks down and i need a ride somewhere.
>or are we talking about a full on secret fuck buddies thing here?
>telling you right now only one of those will buy my silence. And its not one of the single use options.
(Try to get her to have sex with me on the regular to buy and ensure my silence, maybe even steal her from the guy because i bet i fuck better than he does)