Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>implying your not stealing from me
Did Santiago send the spic?
Cause my name's Jose
>rem, and felix claimed
I dont know who you are, stealing my wife. But know that i will protect her no matter what from your clutches. Ive been at this game longer than you son, leaving for a week does not mean ive abandoned her.
>rem, and felix claimed
>rem, and felix
Here comes the best! Taiga claimed, once again.
I really enjoyed that. Is that actually from the anime?
Lmao bud fuck you, you can have rem
Only one claim and it's the first one in your sentence
If I remember correctly, yea. What ya up to Akame?
Too bad for him, Rem is my claim already
A waifu and Husbando
How is it heresy if Uta/CC doesn't get called out for it?
This is some advanced elitism
One waifu and one husbando
Technically one claim, m8
Two can coexist, it's been done before.
He uses both as avatars.
He sometimes post as CC. I've pointed it out to him before and he said Uta is his husbando
Just listening to music and hoping tomorrow comes later than usual
Well, Vigil/Mikan/Teto/Izuru does that too.
Do whatever you like, I guess
The elitist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an elitist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Mmm. I listened to an album earlier today. It was pretty okay. What you listening to?
Mate, just don't steal others waifu. And if you keep insistiong of just doing so. I highly recommend you to fuck off~
Nigga I've been on this ride longer than you
Pretty much this
I didn't know you were into scat, Anon-kun
Ive been here longer than the other kid, but say whatever floats your boat
I'm an elitist. I don't like it when people post low quality images, claim multiple waifu, or post 3D sluts.
Generally when people DO do this I make fun of them and try and turn the thread against them.
Lastly, I try and make other people feel as if they need to work toward some type of acceptance when it comes to joining the community.
Have you now?
Good for you fam, ain't seen you before today so you can fuck right off nigger
Damn, e36s are pretty cheap around here. Seeing some for less than $3k
First time I've come on in almost a year
I wonder why you haven't got b&nana'd
>Longer than the other kid
Well, your intel is wrong.
Looks like we are both in a stupid situation man
Still, you can fuck right off
Felix is my claim nigger
Do either of you have solid proof? I didnt think so. Literally ask shino, gardevoir, akame, literally anyone and they know ive been here longer than any other summer mami claimer
Well, I mean, you've only been here for a month, but I know this Mami has been around for longer than me (four months).
Prove it faggot.
I was here last October
Nigga go jump off nearest bridge
Oh. You're the one from the stream, right?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Look, ill admit me and another mami once coexisted, its because ive got to know the dude in discord and a rabbit
stream, he actually switched to gardevoir because he was being cool about the situation, but something like that wont ever happen again
Yes, im from stream and the discord
Was just listening to those guys.
What album did you listen to today?
Yeah it shouldn't be that hard for me to get one. My primary issue right now is parking and working space for any project ;_;
>I don't want to fuck with a daily for obvious reasons
why not make this into a menage a trois?
forgot to post pic
Chen isn't a shitposter. He just gives his opinions, albeit bluntly.
Christian Scott's 'Stretch Music'. Like I said, somewhat decent album, has some stand out tracks, but pretty forgettable. 2.5/4.
I'm good fam
Gonna go down to socal whenever i get my money, license and the car I'm getting fixed to live with makoto-anon
Almost quads even, soon Trips Guy! I can feel it!
What other cars ya got that are taking up the space?
Sleep is for the smart.
Well at least you got a littile countdown there.
It is. That's why I'm not very smart. How are you Doll?
you were close
Skeletor is god
There have been multiple Chen's
you never know when one will shitpost
Sadly mi liu doesn't even shitpost here anymore
>Chen isn't a shitposter. He just gives his opinions, albeit bluntly.
No, do you think everything he says is just "his opinions"
His only goal is to start up shit
He's actually pretty good at it
There's my parent's cars and I also have a long ass Savannah for work
Very groovy. I love the trumpet I played it throughout highscool
Yeah, I know who you are than. Though it's harmless, and distinguishable between us. I'm not wanting an argument here.
>what is happening
Okay, we all need to like discuss this or something
I dont want an argument either
I am aware of this legend of a post
But I've been trying for too long to give up
Even if there is no waifu left to claim, I must get trips on the opening post
At least once before I die
I certainly hope so
It's been far too long
Let's hope so
With all our heart
Didn't notice that until ye mentioned it
Guess that's something
Hey Cat, about to head out somewhere.
An SUV/Crossover type thing?
>Be back in a bit.
Christian Scott is a very good trumpet player.
>>what is happening
Well be safe then, senpai
hope you have a good time
People is plural. Now, I'm pretty forgetful, but I'm pretty sure the only person that talks to you is Makoto.
>I don't agree therefore he's shitposting
ll get it eventually, too bad it will be meaningless
Good, other than bot being able to sleep apparently. Yourself?
Every little counts.
What's good anyway Trips?
I like Felix quite a bit actually, he's one of my favorite people here
Um, not sure if you're ready for the news yet. We can have a constructive discussion if you want.
She's cute, that's why.
Just a little bit bored. Going to listen to an album soon enough, but still gotta go for my run.
Are you the typical Esdeath?
Did you make the stories up?
because /a/ hates lewds
Well if we are to talk, id like you to come into the stream or something and we can figure out a way we can maybe distinguish each other
Im honestly okay with the fact of other mamis cause its obviously been done before
Is that okay?
Just a plain long van. cya later
He is. Thanks for sharing that with me
You would miss out on the best parts of the show if you stopped there.
no, but it can't be much worse than anything anyone else posts
You should finish it.
After she dies the anime starts getting intense and a lot more interesting than the first episodes.
Too bad for you.
Can't believe you're dumb enough to think she would've
Just in time officer.
People getting clammy over Mami.
Oh what album?
Why don't you listen to it on your run?
Well the Mami(star) filenames are a good way to see one.
True, trips must come some time or later
It may be meaningless for you and all of the other anons of the thread, but for myself, it'll be far FAR from meaningless, I can assure you of that.
True enough, always important to enjoy the little things in life.
I'm swell anyway despite my lack of trips, cheers for the ask.
Just been chilling around after a jog and listening to this tune for the last while, pretty much addicted to it for now.
Wouldn't Shiki be a better shitposter?
cLOUDEAD's self titled. I have a specific playlist for running that's music I know that makes me smile and keeps me motivated and whatnot.
I'll be leaving for a little bit now, bye.
/a/ doesn't like us
not all waifus from animu or manga
but its blatant shitposting
yes with like 2 people
No, shiki is just a unironic elitist
There's a problem that might occur if I state it.
The stream, I'm already part of. Also you'll be surprised to know that there is two other Mamis than us three. They come on very rarely.though.
I have no interests in being able to distinguish myself from anyone else.
I don't care for individuality you see
well i wish you luck in your endeavor
who cares if it is, he's not bothering anyone
Lets all sit down with mami-chan and have some tea
Pretty chill song, reminds me of one I can't remember the name of. It's bugging me now.
Pretty good, just one of those nights where you can't fall asleep.
Later, have a good one.
I really am
Ive been talking to some good people and theyve told me about you
No you don't
I can't sleep
How are you
Seems like people are changing their waifus, ironically or not, like they are changing socks.
Waifus nowdays are nothing more than an avatar you're posting with.
It used to be better in the first gen.
That's so fucking sad! I've been with minde for about 3 years now.
Watching the Mami shitshow and waiting for anyone to reply to me, you done camping?
Good to hear, how come?
You watching hockey tourney?
somebody doesn't like chen and everyone started posting mami, or something
Heya Shizu, didn't get eaten by a bear I see.
Why thank you.
While I don't disagree I don't think you are in position to complain without fighting to restore the thread to what it used to be.
Not right now. It's rather because someone special showed up in the thread
Thank ye kindly my good man
That it is.
Funny enough it also reminds me of another tune I used to know, maybe something by Fionn Regan or someone of the likes.
Ah fair then, been having the same trouble with the recent heat wave here.
Glad to hear you're doing good though.
WATASHI WA NEW
Ironic autism aside, whats up? Kinda wanna know you guys
You going to watch later or lose interest all of a sudden?
Oh queen showed up?
I cant see him
Ah, went to eat something.Came back and checked the stream. Sorry I didn't respond.
"Oh", should be your answer on stream.
It's not like the previous gens were voided of avatarfags.
And I'm back.
Is it at least a manual?
ENFORCE GLOBAL RULE #13!
MAKE /B/ ANONYMOUS AGAIN!
Yes but I'm sure at least most people were serious about it and actually cared about there waifu back then.
Nowadays I don't see it in anyone.
It shouldn't even be named "Waifu claiming thread" anymore
Oh how boring, nobody wants to greet a new face?
Thats what I am telling them for some time now, good one anon
It used to be called "waifu discussion thread"
"""""""""""""They""""""""""""" don't even pretend to care anymore.
I love Galil though
Why aren't you posting pics?
>Again, late reply
No I'll definitely watch it when it starts.
>And don't play dumb with me cutie
No it's not. At least it's rwd so I should still have some fun with it in the snow
>Assuming I still work there when snow comes around
I've lurked the archives enough to take my own conclusions.
Alright, but complaining doesn't help, you should post your waifu and try to promote discussion related to her and waifuism overall.
Yeah, Sorry. Scold me if you want. I deserve it anyhow. But I took the liberty to not change my profile pic on stream for out of respect for you.