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Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
Kirino Claimed
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473116834851.webm
>best fox claim
>>702705497
>implying your not stealing from me
>>702706037
Did Santiago send the spic?
Cause my name's Jose
>rem, and felix claimed
Tomoko claimed
Claim
I dont know who you are, stealing my wife. But know that i will protect her no matter what from your clutches. Ive been at this game longer than you son, leaving for a week does not mean ive abandoned her.
Bleep bloop
Claimed.
>>702706037
A mess.
Most of us are anyways,
>>702706429
Literally who?
>>702706321
>rem, and felix claimed
>rem, and felix
>rem
>and
>felix
>>702706504
too late
Here comes the best! Taiga claimed, once again.
>>702706429
Literally who.
>>702706265
I really enjoyed that. Is that actually from the anime?
>>702706429
>Ive been at this game longer than you son
I suppose you can say you had a HEAD start.
>>702706321
Lmao bud fuck you, you can have rem
Only one claim and it's the first one in your sentence
Claiming Felix
>>702706603
If I remember correctly, yea. What ya up to Akame?
>>702706693
Too bad for him, Rem is my claim already
>>702706693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_Ok
>>702706563
A waifu and Husbando
How is it heresy if Uta/CC doesn't get called out for it?
This is some advanced elitism
>>702706693
One waifu and one husbando
Technically one claim, m8
>>702706552
>>702706598
This nigger>>702706504
>>702706619
Kek
>>702706868
Uta uses Uta as his avatar.
CC is his waifu.
Who's ready for a swim?
https://rabb.it/shino83
>>702706570
>>702706879
Two can coexist, it's been done before.
>>702706879
Rude.
>>702706868
That's not how it works
>>702706982
He uses both as avatars.
He sometimes post as CC. I've pointed it out to him before and he said Uta is his husbando
>>702706429
And literally who are you?
Are you not happy you have the same wife?
>>702706711
Just listening to music and hoping tomorrow comes later than usual
>>702706868
Not how it works you twit
>>702707242
Well, Vigil/Mikan/Teto/Izuru does that too.
Do whatever you like, I guess
>>702707288
I am a monument to all your sins
>>702706868
>>702706982
The elitist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an elitist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>702707311
Mmm. I listened to an album earlier today. It was pretty okay. What you listening to?
>>702707500
>>702706868
>Mom I said it again!!!!!
>>702706879
Mate, just don't steal others waifu. And if you keep insistiong of just doing so. I highly recommend you to fuck off~
>>702707375
Nigga I've been on this ride longer than you
>>702707500
Pretty much this
>>702707149
I didn't know you were into scat, Anon-kun
>>702707660
>stealing
Ive been here longer than the other kid, but say whatever floats your boat
>>702707659
I'm an elitist. I don't like it when people post low quality images, claim multiple waifu, or post 3D sluts.
Generally when people DO do this I make fun of them and try and turn the thread against them.
Lastly, I try and make other people feel as if they need to work toward some type of acceptance when it comes to joining the community.
>>702707802
Have you now?
Good for you fam, ain't seen you before today so you can fuck right off nigger
>>702707311
>>702705723
Damn, e36s are pretty cheap around here. Seeing some for less than $3k
>>702707934
>>702707892
No you haven't.
>>702707943
First time I've come on in almost a year
>>702708072
I wonder why you haven't got b&nana'd
>>702707892
>Longer than the other kid
Well, your intel is wrong.
>>702707802
Looks like we are both in a stupid situation man
>>702707934
Sup megu
>>702707500
I recognize the Jew pasta, Mai
>>702708165
Still, you can fuck right off
Felix is my claim nigger
>>702708072
>>702708166
Do either of you have solid proof? I didnt think so. Literally ask shino, gardevoir, akame, literally anyone and they know ive been here longer than any other summer mami claimer
>>702708234
>implying mai > mi liu
>>702708165
>First time I've come on in almost a year
>Lying this hard
>>702708447
Mi Liu is literally a nobody
>>702707802
adorable
>>702708445
Well, I mean, you've only been here for a month, but I know this Mami has been around for longer than me (four months).
>>702708378
to inteject,
you ferrisfags are a rather insufferable bunch.
>>702708451
Prove it faggot.
I was here last October
>>702708378
Nigga go jump off nearest bridge
>>702708447
>>702708549
I geniunely think Chen is better than both of them
Who does it better,/waifu/?
>>702708445
Oh. You're the one from the stream, right?
Afternoon delight
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>702708447
>implying mai isn't mi liu
>>702708782
Fuck off Chen
>>702708912
They aren't
>>702707110
>>702708865
Look, ill admit me and another mami once coexisted, its because ive got to know the dude in discord and a rabbit
stream, he actually switched to gardevoir because he was being cool about the situation, but something like that wont ever happen again
Yes, im from stream and the discord
>>702707622
Was just listening to those guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZqm1SGASg
What album did you listen to today?
>>702707955
Yeah it shouldn't be that hard for me to get one. My primary issue right now is parking and working space for any project ;_;
>I don't want to fuck with a daily for obvious reasons
>>702708445
>>702708865
why not make this into a menage a trois?
>>702708876
Evening disappointment
>>702708992
fuck off mai liu
>>702709043
forgot to post pic
>>702708782
Chen isn't a shitposter. He just gives his opinions, albeit bluntly.
>>702709047
Christian Scott's 'Stretch Music'. Like I said, somewhat decent album, has some stand out tracks, but pretty forgettable. 2.5/4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktU_X7CDaBM
>>702708781
>>702708781
I'm good fam
Gonna go down to socal whenever i get my money, license and the car I'm getting fixed to live with makoto-anon
>>702708992
Oh really?
sachii is also konata who is also mai who is also mi liu
>>702708876
Almost quads even, soon Trips Guy! I can feel it!
>>702709047
What other cars ya got that are taking up the space?
Doll claimed.
Sleep is for the smart.
>>702708876
https://youtu.be/tpGRdX5sUAs
Well at least you got a littile countdown there.
>>702708992
im not chen
>>702708876
>>702709080
>implying skeltor didn't already steal
>>702708876
>>702709080
maybe next time
>>702709297
8yVSLzm.jpg
>>702709261
It is. That's why I'm not very smart. How are you Doll?
>>702709235
Mi Liu is way different
>>702708876
you were close
but yeah
there's >>702709282
Skeletor is god
>>702709207
There have been multiple Chen's
you never know when one will shitpost
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>702708912
Cute
>>702709468
What the hell are you talking about? We had the same Chen for 10 months.
>>702709357
Sadly mi liu doesn't even shitpost here anymore
>>702709207
>Chen isn't a shitposter. He just gives his opinions, albeit bluntly.
No, do you think everything he says is just "his opinions"
His only goal is to start up shit
He's actually pretty good at it
>>702709472
should have remained dead
>>702709242
Hey senpai
>>702709242
There's my parent's cars and I also have a long ass Savannah for work
>>702709207
Very groovy. I love the trumpet I played it throughout highscool
>>702709043
Yeah, I know who you are than. Though it's harmless, and distinguishable between us. I'm not wanting an argument here.
>>702709063
Sure?
>>702709715
Fag
>>702709063
>>702709805
>what is happening
Okay, we all need to like discuss this or something
I dont want an argument either
>>702709468
>>702709282
I am aware of this legend of a post
But I've been trying for too long to give up
Even if there is no waifu left to claim, I must get trips on the opening post
At least once before I die
>>702709242
I certainly hope so
It's been far too long
>>702709297
Let's hope so
With all our heart
>>702709261
True
Didn't notice that until ye mentioned it
Guess that's something
>>702709715
Hey Cat, about to head out somewhere.
>>702709768
An SUV/Crossover type thing?
>Be back in a bit.
>>702709768
Christian Scott is a very good trumpet player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UngWMfwTpY
>>702709847
At least people like me fam
>>702709943
>>what is happening
Mamis
Mamis everywhere
>>702710045
Well be safe then, senpai
hope you have a good time
>>702710097
People is plural. Now, I'm pretty forgetful, but I'm pretty sure the only person that talks to you is Makoto.
>>702709702
>starting shit
What shit has Chen started?
>>702710263
Still someone
Galil-chan too I'm pretty sure
>felix-anon
Too many Mamis!!!
>>702709702
>I don't agree therefore he's shitposting
>>702710012
you
ll get it eventually, too bad it will be meaningless
>>702709348
Good, other than bot being able to sleep apparently. Yourself?
>>702710012
Every little counts.
What's good anyway Trips?
>>702710150
https://youtu.be/_JUCfX1P1ik
>>702710263
I like Felix quite a bit actually, he's one of my favorite people here
Just got a report of multiple mamis in thread.
I haven't seen her yet but assuming that I can keep her under control, Esdeath is pretty damn sexy
>>702710539
>>702709702
See? People don't think Chen is a shitposter. Bring some back up to your accusations.
>>702706693
if he wasn't a guy, that would be great...
>>702710627
>>702709943
Um, not sure if you're ready for the news yet. We can have a constructive discussion if you want.
>>702710150
She's cute, that's why.
>>702710684
Forgot pic sorry
>>702710638
I knew it <3
>felix-anon
>>702710638
Ah.
>>702710627
Just a little bit bored. Going to listen to an album soon enough, but still gotta go for my run.
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>702710150
>>702709943
>>702709805
>>702709109
>>702709063
tfw you stop watching it after best gril dies
should I continue ???
>>702710787
Are you the typical Esdeath?
Did you make the stories up?
>>702710855
because /a/ hates lewds
>>702710684
>I can keep her under control
you can not
you can't choose esdeath, she chooses you
>>702710888
Sure, go for it.
>>702710752
>>702710748
News, wot
Well if we are to talk, id like you to come into the stream or something and we can figure out a way we can maybe distinguish each other
Im honestly okay with the fact of other mamis cause its obviously been done before
Is that okay?
>>702710386
>>702710697
>>702710539
Every Thread
Seriously have you ever watched what he is posting?
>>702710855
because /a/ is really mean and would shit post these threads to death if they saw it on their board.
>>702711132
I seee youuuu~
>>702710045
Just a plain long van. cya later
>>702710068
He is. Thanks for sharing that with me
>>702710888
You would miss out on the best parts of the show if you stopped there.
>>702711182
no, but it can't be much worse than anything anyone else posts
>>702711182
Yes? Normal discussions? Maybe he is being too mean sometimes but that's all. I don't belive you
you didn't backed up your acusation
>>702708445
Literally who?
>>702710888
You should finish it.
After she dies the anime starts getting intense and a lot more interesting than the first episodes.
>>702709712
Too bad for you.
Can't believe you're dumb enough to think she would've
>>702711611
>>702710664
Just in time officer.
>>702710748
People getting clammy over Mami.
>>702710845
Oh what album?
Why don't you listen to it on your run?
>>702711144
Well the Mami(star) filenames are a good way to see one.
>>702710539
True, trips must come some time or later
It may be meaningless for you and all of the other anons of the thread, but for myself, it'll be far FAR from meaningless, I can assure you of that.
>>702710627
True enough, always important to enjoy the little things in life.
I'm swell anyway despite my lack of trips, cheers for the ask.
Just been chilling around after a jog and listening to this tune for the last while, pretty much addicted to it for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMSU4QDbdew
How's yourself?
>>702711638
more like I can't believe that I actually thought Mashima wasn't going to be a hack writer
>>702711667
>>702711182
Wouldn't Shiki be a better shitposter?
>>702711727
cLOUDEAD's self titled. I have a specific playlist for running that's music I know that makes me smile and keeps me motivated and whatnot.
I'll be leaving for a little bit now, bye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8GbDYeKVZA
>>702710855
/a/ doesn't like us
not all waifus from animu or manga
>>702711330
but its blatant shitposting
>>702711573
>normal discussions
yes with like 2 people
>>702711917
No, shiki is just a unironic elitist
>>702711917
bye
>>702711132
>
>>702711144
Checked.
There's a problem that might occur if I state it.
The stream, I'm already part of. Also you'll be surprised to know that there is two other Mamis than us three. They come on very rarely.though.
>>702712112
And what about the other people?
What he does is not shitposting, is the same thing Dio and Tomoko does. Just saying personal opinions.
Back again
>>702711144
I have no interests in being able to distinguish myself from anyone else.
I don't care for individuality you see
>>702711734
well i wish you luck in your endeavor
>>702712112
who cares if it is, he's not bothering anyone
Lets all sit down with mami-chan and have some tea
>>702711734
Pretty chill song, reminds me of one I can't remember the name of. It's bugging me now.
Pretty good, just one of those nights where you can't fall asleep.
>>702711917
Later, have a good one.
>>702712426
>>702708447
>>702708549
>>702708912
Jesus christ.
>>702712234
Conflicted
I really am
Ive been talking to some good people and theyve told me about you
>>702712806
Btw i dont know who you are yet
>>702711247
No you don't
>>702712113
Hey akame
I can't sleep
How are you
>>702710793
<3 you too baby
>Sorry for late reply
>>702708234
>>702707500
>>702708447
>>702708549
>>702708912
Jesus Christ.
Seems like people are changing their waifus, ironically or not, like they are changing socks.
Waifus nowdays are nothing more than an avatar you're posting with.
It used to be better in the first gen.
>>702710097
>>702710263
Reckt
>>702712859
Such a good point!
Restart that thing, Sunshine.
>You silly goose.
>>702712650
Hi Alice. How're you?
>>702713028
I know
Sad isn't it
Sadly /waifu/ has become just another avatar circlejerk
No one actually "loves" their waifu, its just an avatar
>>702712901
Feeling slightly better all of a sudden
>>702712977
Hey chen
>>702707500
>posts my nazi copypasta
>attaches picture from my communist folder
Terrible.
>>702713028
At least be dedicated to a single avatar for fucks sake.
>>702712945
It's okay, Galil-chan <3
>felix-anon
>>702713028
That's so fucking sad! I've been with minde for about 3 years now.
>>702713167
>
>>702713209
Watching the Mami shitshow and waiting for anyone to reply to me, you done camping?
We did it reddit!
What did I miss?
>>702713250
Good to hear, how come?
You watching hockey tourney?
>>702713325
Hey Chen.
Love ya gals, see you soon
>>702713584
Chen is an elitist tripfag
>>702713467
somebody doesn't like chen and everyone started posting mami, or something
>>702713421
Fuck off and suck Homura's dick smug poster
>>702712426
Heya Shizu, didn't get eaten by a bear I see.
>>702713167
Kuro bunny.
>>702713085
Why thank you.
>>702713216
While I don't disagree I don't think you are in position to complain without fighting to restore the thread to what it used to be.
>>702713674
Nobody likes him.
>>702713574
Not right now. It's rather because someone special showed up in the thread
>>702713817
>fighting to restore the thread to what it used to be.
Its far too late for that .
The new gen are just avatar fags, I'm sure most of them don't love there waifu like we do.
>>702713674
Foxtwattage, gotcha.
>>702712453
Thank ye kindly my good man
>>702712563
That it is.
Funny enough it also reminds me of another tune I used to know, maybe something by Fionn Regan or someone of the likes.
Ah fair then, been having the same trouble with the recent heat wave here.
Glad to hear you're doing good though.
>>702714074
>like we do
I think you're aware that most of the people are only using their waifu as reaction images.
They don't care at all.
OHAYO MINNA
WATASHI WA NEW
Ironic autism aside, whats up? Kinda wanna know you guys
>>702714074
I should have listened.
>>702714043
You going to watch later or lose interest all of a sudden?
Oh queen showed up?
I cant see him
>>702712806
Ah, went to eat something.Came back and checked the stream. Sorry I didn't respond.
"Oh", should be your answer on stream.
>>702714074
It's not like the previous gens were voided of avatarfags.
>>702710199
And I'm back.
>>702711304
Is it at least a manual?
>>702714465
You're too new to know how it used to be.
ENFORCE GLOBAL RULE #13!
MAKE /B/ ANONYMOUS AGAIN!
>>702714656
Hi Chen.
FACELESS IS FREEDOM!
>>702714254
>>702714465
Yes but I'm sure at least most people were serious about it and actually cared about there waifu back then.
Nowadays I don't see it in anyone.
It shouldn't even be named "Waifu claiming thread" anymore
>>702714451
:|
:c
here
Oh how boring, nobody wants to greet a new face?
Also
>>702714813
>>702714813
>>702714813
>>702714813
Thats what I am telling them for some time now, good one anon
>>702714813
It used to be called "waifu discussion thread"
"""""""""""""They""""""""""""" don't even pretend to care anymore.
>>702713216
I love Galil though
>>702713331
Why aren't you posting pics?
>Again, late reply
>>702715007
Hi Chen.
>>702714380
No I'll definitely watch it when it starts.
>And don't play dumb with me cutie
>>702714504
No it's not. At least it's rwd so I should still have some fun with it in the snow
>Assuming I still work there when snow comes around
>>702714649
I've lurked the archives enough to take my own conclusions.
>>702714813
Alright, but complaining doesn't help, you should post your waifu and try to promote discussion related to her and waifuism overall.
>>702714967
>Also
>>>702714813
>>>702714813
>>>702714813
>>>702714813
We know it's you Tomoko.
It's just a thread
>>702715164
Chen is a failed elitist.
>>702714909
Yeah, Sorry. Scold me if you want. I deserve it anyhow. But I took the liberty to not change my profile pic on stream for out of respect for you.
>>702715405
You're Chen.
>>702715133
Forgot which pics I've used/not enough
