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Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
>>702693430
!!!
Claimed.
>>702692185
Claiming Felix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LpiMyeveZ8
>>702693314
Fair enough, I know it's not a game for everyone.
Just to be sure! Taiga claimed!
>Mfw can't find my patch
I'm going to die
>>702693430 [BC bro]
I've always assumed no one really speaks French outside of Qc. I wonder how's it actually is like
out there
Mine
Obligatory Tomoko claim
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
Night.
Hello my dudes
>>702694140
At first glance of the thumbnail, I thought this was a forearm tattoo.
>>702694119
mi liu
>>702694174
night
hope you don't wake up
>>702694012
AKAME! YA THE FELLOW QUEBECKER! SAME AS ME <3
>>702694174
Night little ball of fur
>>702693894
If it isn't the little guy
petite
>>702693406
>>702693008
nope, engine is an inline 6 (volvo B6254FS) from a 900 series, gearbox is (most likely, still not sure) a 5 speed getrag unit from (once again, i think) a BMW E34. also i need new suspension. especially the rear. oh, and the odo is on over 300k.
you looking for an RX-7? those are pretty fucking dope
>>702694174
Night Ball lady
Nigga fuck off Rem is mine
>>702694174
Sleep tight, street bike
>>702694174
Wow, and looking at this thumbnail, I thought it was a campfire.
Goodnight.
>>702693895
Like i told you before, I normally stick to FPS
I claim Rem, Ram, Felt, Felix, silver haired girl
>>702694174
Guten abend.
>>702694571
>>702694571
No you don't
>>702694571
>no picture
I'm getting done hard here in more than one way, aren't I?
>>702694440
No
>>702694571
Heresy
>>702694684
Oh shit, it's Manhattan!
>>702694677
Kitty
>>702694626
Bby
>>702694226
Hey there.
ur waifu a slut
>>702694964
Hello
>>702694367
>170 HP in that little car
>Tranny from an E34
Jesus, that's easily a sleeper car waiting to be set free. And 300k isn't too bad at all. Gunna go for stiff suspension on it? Or something a bit softer?
Yep, have a few FCs I'm looking at.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5752400560.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/5750860195.html
Was gunna go for a Supra Mk3, but I just can't resist the rotary, since at high RPMs, it lets off a whine that's just sex.
>>702694551
TECHNICALLY this is an FPS!
>>702694283
>well I'll be damned
Comment ca va??
>Finally found it
Galil claim.
>>702694684
I don't have a pic of all of them together
>>702694715
I'm muslim so its not heresy
>>702694964
Fag
>>702694677
Try and stop me
>>702694336
Hey there, surprisingly likable jerk.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ywCCTek9Q
The perfect asuna
Claimu
>>702695100
Why do they look like such threatening bullies?
Well, not threatening to me, but you get the idea.
>>702695164
>one claim per anon
>no stealing unless trips
>>702694980
How are you?
>>702695032
Qt kitty
>>702695100
What did you find?
>>702695164
r00d
Not wrong, just r00d
>>702695449
Cute
>>702695487
>>702694964
Um, I'm not the one you think I am. Sorry.
Anyways, good afternoon.
>>702695071
Still tactical
>>702695093
Ça va très bien! Et là, c'est sur que ya du monde qui vont nous appeler Frenchies ou baguette xD
>>702694012
We pretty much just learn French in school and then most people just forget it. I want to try and re-learn it, though. I'm going to France next year and I think I should be able to pick it up decently quick.
>>702693636
Meh, I tried.
>>702695071
aww, the red one is beautiful. friend of mine had one some years back. must have been straight piped, because it sounded more like a Tu-95 than a car.
and i cant stiff up the suspension too much, i spend quite a lot of time on dirt roads. still toying with the idea of making it into a a cheapo rally car. apparently, swedish forums says it can handle up to 600 on stock intenrals, so...
what is the point of these threads?
>>702695451
They are, and they're smug about it.
Sako is a bad influence on Galil.
>>702695487
My lucky patch that I left at home all weekend, and had a shitty weekend because of that.
>Pic related
>Galil
>>702695167
Your song sounds like the opening of one of those drama shows mothers watch when they are bored about love and family drama, dunno if you know what I'm talking about.
I'm listening to this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVy3NT9UFG0
>likable jerk.
I'm not likable.
>>702696001
for close faggots to pretend to be girls and receive male attention and ERP
>>702696001
Discuss while having the optional avatarfagging
you can claim a gun for all we care
>>702695458
How does that stop me?
>>702695487
Good. Watching Danganronpa with Nui. You?
>>702696128
Hey!
>>702695609
Oh shit, nevermind
>>702696053
Good thing you found it
>>702696235
Watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>702696235
Noone cares about shitty Non Non Biyori
>>702696218
Claim one
One
O n e
>>702696265
Hey, you doing well?
>take the missing patch out of consideration
>>702695696
Bof ca derange pas trop
>(You) gratuits
>>702695751
I hope they teach you correct french in school and not that nasty variant we speak over here, because you might have a hard time over there
>>702696128
Or a tank.
I'll try not to destroy her.
>>702696471
Do somefink 'bout it m8
>>702695696
>>702696523
Baguette
>>702693406
wew wew
>>702695647
I suppose so...
>>702695866
Ain't it? I'd be happy for either of them though. The white one is probably my better bet in all honesty.
And ya, they can get decently loud when straight piped, especially with the 20B swap.
600 HP on stock? Jesus Christ, those engines are fucking bullet proof. I wouldn't go in excess of 400 personally without at least considering aftermarket parts.
>>702693975
wew wew
>>702696348
I'd die without it
>>702696471
I found it.I'm doing good, nothing really going on.
>>702696628
wew wew
>>702696348
wew ewe
>>702696523
Come on, nothing's wrong with our French!
>Kek
>>702696668
At this point I kinda just expect for you to pop up
>>702696628
no u
>>702696753
That's nice to hear
>>702696348
It's alright, sorry for the false assumption.
Hello.
>Claimed.
>>702693697
>
>>702696643
What's with the French-speak all of a sudden?
>>702696722
Oh lawd
>>702697057
wew wew
Bae
>>702696910
kewl you fukken kewkewkajew
>>702696990
fite me
>>702696722
Thats just nasty
>>702696753
That lucky?
Is there a story here?
>>702696946
Didn't even know there where many Fran lewds
>>702697011
Anyway, how are you?
>>702696686
Well, have fun with your game, senpai!
>>702697079
J'ai toujours été francophone Laura :^)
>>702697276
wew wew
>>702697350
Je suis vrainment désolé
>>702696686
gonna buy any of them? i mean as long as you take good care of it, it should work many miles
and well, yes. volvos old engines are amazing. i also have the advantage of almost being able to read swedish, since its suprisingly hard to find in-depth info on these things in english. not that i'm gonna go that high. but somewhere around 300 would be really funny, eh? i mean as a sleeper that looks like a brick? kinda fun tbh
>>702697506
Omelette du fromage.
>>702697293
Bet u won't
>>702697630
Omette two AfroMage
>>702696963
>nothing wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgiNoNqYXMA
>>702696643
Homard
>>702697797
ill fite u irl
:)
>>702697313
I'm good, off from work today which is a pleasant thing.
How about yourself?
>>702697934
What are you gonna do, sit on me?
>>702698097
I start college tomorrow!
I love Emilia
>>702696523
I think it's "proper" french they teach. Can't really remember, though. I'll probably just try Rosetta Stone or something.
>>702698342
Im a week ahead of ya franny
>>702698342
We'll have a bunch of college freshmen in the thread
>>702698342
Good luck. I start my 3rd year of University tomorrow.
>>702698711
Sucks to be you
>>702698751
So it seems
>>702698342
>College
What are you going for?
The possibility for me going is low at the moment.
>>702698751
You're going to college too?
>>702697319
Will do Kitten.
>>702697515
Yep, essentially, whichever one I can get in contact with and see the car first is the one I'ma buy.
So I noticed, tried doing a little looking around and all I got were Swede pages.
Do it, that'd be even better than a Busa swap, and I've seen how insane those can get!
Reminds me of this webm.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472968959702.webm
>>702698342
university is a pyramid scheme
>>702697313
My uncle wore it in Desert Storm, then my cousin wore it in Iraq, neither of them were shot or hurt once while wearing it, but after my uncle gave it to my cousin he got shot in a mugging, and when my cousin gave it to me he got shot in a case of mistaken identity.Me getting thrown in the water was just a warning from the patch.
Sorry for late reply, cat needed his litter changed
>>702698653
Well I guess we're taught proper french too but it doesn't take too long for the joual to catch up to us by living here
>>702699342
I absolutely love this video
>>702699290
In what?
>>702699335
Biomedical engineering
Financial reasons?
>>702699391
Possibly
>>702699397
Holy shit! Where that shit everywhere and don't give it away!
No problem, help that kitty out
>>702699800
nice feet
>>702698097
Hello.
>>702699319
Maybe your sweet boyfriends from the thread will get accepted aswell
>>702699335
da
>>702699828
Yeah I normally keep it in my back pocket, but when I left I was wearing some basketball shorts and didn't realize I didn't have it.
>>702699828
Nursing. Yes, I am a guy.
>>702699342
that webm was amazing. not that i'm gonna be able to shit on 911s with what might come of my car, but i'll try something like "suprising riced out hondas". also, does large, quad, rally-style headlights count as rice?
>>702699319
Youre damn right it does
>>702699342
Good
>>702699663
Maybe you'll like this one as well then?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473030942795.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472604716879.webm
>>702700521
Ain't it? And I dunno, tune it up properly, and you can probably beat some rich fuccbois that think they're hot shit in a stock model.
>Riced out hondas
Surprisingly, i see very few around here. And nah, if they're set up specifically for Rally racing, then it's for performance.
>>702699929
Chara? Yeah I hope he does
>>702700225
I'd just have it in my wallet
>>702700276
Cool, medical fields are good
>>702700580
Poor dude
Some kind of engineering, right?
>>702699828
Haven't heard much from that market. So it seems like a open/respectable career choice.
My reason is just, "is it worth it?" Many people have degrees from the institution, just not jobs.
>>702699929
>da
Romanian.
What are you studying?
>>702699899
Afternoon.
>>702699929
you sure love attention from horny boys on the net ;3
Urgh
>>702701274
Huuuuug
>>702701042
Those were great. Maybe you would like this one?
>No eurobeat though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcL1H8t6qTo
>>702701264
'na seara domnisoara infirmiera =))
Still alive~
>>702701264
How are you today?
>>702701115
Wallet's too small, the patch is bigger than my hand.
>>702701274
*Hugs*
>>702701645
fmm de ratati ce faceti aici
>>702701811
hey cuck
>>702701264
Tons of stuff is about to happen
Depends on what you get a degree in
>>702701403
Sleepy?
>>702701042
i am loving these vids. looks like i'm gonna have to watch initial D now...
thinking a bit more, i am definitely building a rally car now. you did this anon. i'm gonna make a rallybrick
>>702701639
aww hell yes i remember this one
>>702701264
Or Russian.
mai coae de ce sunt romani intr-un waifu thread
>>702702074
radem de un poponar infirmier care face RP ca o fata pe net =))
>>702702388
si ala fiind cine
in thread nu face nimeni rp momentan
>>702701115
Accounting!
>>702702602
suni dezamagit
ti-ar placea sa fii intr-un rol de fata si sa faci un rp acuma a?
>>702702196
adding a little soviet touch makes everything better doesn't it?
Tfw you can hear some dude's dubstep from across the hall
>>702702063
Oh, it's that big?
Not sure of an easy spot to keep it then. Just pocket it
>>702702828
Fun
>>702703239
well, the volvo bricks were knows as "commie containers"...
>>702701266
Every time, god dammit.
>>702701639
Eurobeat or not, I always enjoy street racing and drifting.
>People say it's dangerous as fuck.
>It is, but when done right, it's an amazing show of just how much control someone has on a car, and how well the car can actually preform at its limit
>Always get a grin on my face and have to resist attempting to join when I see it happen here
>I say attempting because a sub-100 HP Bronco sure as hell won't be keeping up
>>702702196
Do it, it's an amazing series. They redid the first season into a few movies, but they took out the eurobeat and replaced it with j-rock. Doesn't have the same feel.
>Have one of the first encounters in the movies, dubbed over with appropriate eurobeat
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472700253926.webm
>Also, have this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472758630609.webm
I take full responsibility, as long as I can see updates on it every now and then!
>>702703134
mno
dar ai spus ca razi de un poponar infirmier care face rp da' nimeni nu face inca rp in thread
majoritatea oamenilor d-aici sunt bisexuali anyway deci nu cred ca conteaza prea mult
>>702701645
That's a stressful job. How many years does it take to become one?
>>702701986
I'm good, no work, just watching on stream. Downloaded League to give it a try, kinda fun, though weird.
>>702702115
In advancement in technology, there is no doubt of it becoming a huge labor force.
Typically, people go for common jobs, which are overstaffed. Others go for more less common ones, and still can't get into it. A waste of their time and efforts, which is unfortunate.
>>702702281
Neyt.
>>702703453
am vrut sa zic avatarfagging
ca sunt bisexuali aici te face sa te simti mai bine ca esti un poponaut? :^)
Try me
>>702703678
>:^)
cancer
is this "Shitposting: The Thread"?
Best imouto reporting in
>Kirino Claimed
>>702704014
It must be if your posting shit
>>702703678
>>702703867
si nah, nu m-ar fi deranjat nici de cum, nici nu m-as fi simtit mai bine
dar, banuiesc ca dupa emoticoanele de mess pe care le pui plm esti cam naspa si underrage
>>702703447
>group B
fuck why did they have to stop?
and dude, why a bronco? i mean even an FF shitbox can be hooned around, as long as its reasonable light
and i usually dont watch streetrace videos as much as vids from nurburgring. been there once with dad a long time ago. best fucking week ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX5Y1jcoUXE
>>702704146
Wew lad you ain't taking him from me
>>702704236
>nu stie ca mess-u e nefunctional de vreo 3 ani
te-ai expus ca un tocilar fara prieteni si viata acum
ai face-o pentru altii a? ;)
>>702704146
BTFO
>>702704146
normally i'd punish you for saying such a thing, but I can't hit a little catgirl
>Take out trash
>Some spic rolls up in a ricer
>Asks if I'm Jose
>Tell him no
>He says OK and drives off
SUSPICION.webm
>>702703447
I don't own a fun car either but it's definitely in the plans whenever I have room for an extra junk car
>>702704423
>tocilar fara prieteni si viata
>;)
Generalizezi si pari destul de inchis la minte, presupun ca e de prisos sa porti o discutie in care nu esti in stare sa argumentezi absolut nimic si continui sa asumi chestii
tldr esti plictisitor
>>702704517
>girl
Gave me a kek
>>702704643
Did Santiago send him?
How do you take out you're waifu?
>>702704386
Try and stop me
>>702704643
more like you look like a mexican.
>>702704754
Que pasta contiger
>>702704754
>a raspunde atat de serios si ranit
kek
jobul de infirmiera ti se potriveste, esti nesigur si sensibil precum o femeie anon ;3
>>702704786
Don't make me fuck you
>>702704848
Im half Spanish, so yes I do.
Just out of interest anyone here got a degree in biology, particularly genetics, as i am wondering if the cat girl (i am sorry Felix but i don't like traps myself) thing would be possible and i may pursue it at uni.
>>702704643
At least your names not coincidentally Jose
but you might need to look for a new gardener soon
>>702704386
>>702704786
so there's two Felixes?
or Felixie?
>>702704986
lmao buddy
nu-s la infirmierie
>;3
banuiesc ca esti inca in liceu de esti asa de terminat
>kek
rofl
esti motivu pe care s-a dus siteu asta pe pula
>>702705036
There's only one, the one you guys know and love, but the other guy is a nigger
>>702704517
You were gotten. Good job Cheeeeeen
>>702704311
Because MUH SAFETY or something like that.
Because it's all I have to drive at the current moment. My CBR300R is still down, as is my ZX11.
>Implying I don't hoon this thing to near roll over state
I shockingly don't watch many racing vids in general. Generally if a video on the eurobeat threads catch my interest I'll check out the original, otherwise I'm more researching the cars themselves.
Only track I've ever been to was a NASCAR one. Was neat, but exactly like you'd expect.
>>702704696
As I said earlier, lookin at RX7s or Mk3s at the moment. What kind junker you thinkin of?
>Grandma wants me to clean a few fans, replies gunna be a bit slow here.
>>702705188
>tot butthurt
serios anon, nu-i atat de scump la psihoterapie acuma, poate te ajuta cu complexul de inferioritate si nervozitatea constanta. si dupa aia poate ai avea sperante de a fi normal si sa te integrezi in societate cat de cat, dezvolti o abilitate de comunicare etc, ce zici?
>>702705303
That's not me you fucktard.
>>702705033
>not knowing that gene splicing is available already.
You need tons of normie bucks, a cat, and a female
>>702705195
>calls me a nigger
>procedes to be a nigger
>>702705014
Wow oniichan your such a faggot, desu
>>702705195
>know
>love
>>702703570
League's pretty decent.
>>702705378
>implies I'm acting nigger
>trying to steal something from someone
>>702705369
stop projecting e tot ce zic
>>702705518
pot sa negi cat vrei, e viata ta frate. macar am incercat sa te salvez, mi-ar placea sa te vad fericit si mandru o data in viata ta stii? xd
>>702705353
I'm so lost there are so many projects I'd like to do
>drag, drift, rally, offroad
The one that seems the most fun for me right now would be a missile e36, if I could find a decent one
>>702703778
Ama
>>702705014
Half Spanish. What's the other?
>>702705470
For a fantasy game, I give it a pass. Still have to get use to it. If it bores me, oh well, won't surprise me.
Though the BF1 beta is very good.
>>702705654
>xd
nu stiu mane
nu prea imi vine sa iau sfaturi de la underrage dupa net care raspund in mai putin de un minut
cred ca esti prea disperat tbqh
>>702705378
I know its already available however long term impacts are yet to be fully understood and most people won't let you do it due to ethics. Furthermore to get the correct outcome is going to be hard but due to stuff like this
>http://www.livescience.com/50886-scientific-progress-dino-chicken.html
not impossible. All what i am saying is has anyone actually properly looked into the splicing of human and cat DNA or are we all just too lazy to purse the master plan.
>>702705833
e suspect ca vrei sa ma imagini ca underage si disperat dar nu-s genu sa judec placerile unui om
sper ca gasesti un loli sau un shota si scapi de frustrarea ta blatanta ;)
>>702705819
Irish/German/Scottish
>>702706001
>spune ca sunt un poponar
>nu sunt genu sa judec placerile unui om
nah
ai insulte prea lame si te incurci in insulte, plus ca duci lipsa de logica si argumente, tot ce faci e sa indrugi insulte banale incontinuu
>>702706331
trist tre sa fii sa fii atat de autistic sa iei un shit fight ca o dezbatere
eh, cel putin ai incercat
dai niste vibe-uri cam homosexuale totusi, ti-ar placea sa porti haine de infirmiare shaved si machiat a?
>>702706547
e okay, nu trebuie sa proiectezi atat, intr-o zi o sa iasa si adevaratul tu la realitate
>>702706726
>no u
cel putin ai realizat ca n-ai sanse lol
ai evadat intrebarea totusi, esti prea upset sa raspunzi? ;p
>>702705374
Cheeeeeeeen
>>702707041
nu vreau limba sry
>>702706871
nu chiar, doar ca n-are rost sa imi pierd timpul cu o persoana care nu stie sa aduca argumente la opiniile pe care le spune
si n-am luat nimic in serios, suntem pe internet, nu ma afecteaza cu nimic un roman care-mi arata cat de judgemental si terminat e lmao
>>702707284
uh huh, poate data viitoare daca vii unemotional si stoic s-ar putea sa reusesti ceva, mai umbla cu australienii si romanii sa te invete banter.
ca o priza de compensa poti sa ai palma asta pe fund prin internet ca vad ca tot esti poponar :D
>>702706871
>>702707111
>scoate limba la mine ca un homosexual nesigur pe sexualitatea lui
>imi spune ca nu o vrea
>>702707585
>spune ca nu judeca
>ma face poponar
ce faci tu nu e banter
si nu am expus nici o emotie in mesajele precedente, de altfel nu am nevoie de emoticoane ca sa trasmit ceva
e okay, mi-ai facut seara mai buna aratandu-mi cat de incapabil esti in incercarea de a ma dace sa ma simt prost urmat de damage control si back paddlingul tau
>>702708114
dap, sigur ca asa a mers kek, hai acum inapoi sa faci RP ca o fata ca sa-ti recuperezi orgoliu dupa interactia cu mine
vrei un pupic? asa ca sa fiu baiat bun
>>702708352
>i-am dat-o prea rau
>n-are ce sa mai zica
ejti prea slab mane
n-am de ce sa imi recuperez orgoliul cand las terminatii ca tine dupa internet fara cuvinte, ma face sa ma simt destul de amuzat
hai ca te-am lasat sal
a
bafta la scoala pe 15 ca am uitat
lmao
>>702708560
>inca imi face replicuri
wow, esti chiar atasat si needy boss
nu pot sa mai faci un save face acuma, s-a intamplat ce sa intamplat, poate mai multa bafta data viitoare
ciao muah
>>702709217
>s-a intamplat ce s-a intamplat
da, mi-ai dovedit ca nu esti in stare sa ai un argument, nor sa-l castigi
>>702709542
asta ptr ca nu era un argument, nu ma asteptam sa realizezi oricum
invata sa faci banter / replici si poate ma bati data viitoare
te-am pupat infirmiero ;)
>>702709880
>;)
keep lying to yourself buddy
>>702710138
am zis pa fa posesivo, hai da-mi un pupic si later!
