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>be me
>make fake qt female profile
>get hit up with marriage proposals, cheesy pickup lines and random pics
>time to catfish

Roll dubs for response. Will send one respond and start another convo if needed. Respond/roll to pic/convo you want to respond to.
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Get in here faggots. This could be fun
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i'm going to kill myself
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>>702694043
lol same
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Hey cutie, what's happenin?
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>>702692812
if i roll trips you have to send your real phone number.
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>>702694983
rolling for this
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>>702692812
Show me your man dick
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>>702694983
roll
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>>702695069
Rollerino
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>>702695069
Roll
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>>702692812
hi
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>>702695069
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>>702695069
Rollage
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>>702695069
This
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>>702695069
rollooo
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>>702694983
rollin
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>>702695411
Checked
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>>702695411
winrar
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>>702695088
>>702695411
chiggity check'd
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>>702695088
WINRAR
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I'm actually here for a hot time with a handsome guy like you ;) could you send me a dickpic? I will TOTALLY show you mij boobs in return hotshot :*
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>>702695522
Reconfirming dubs
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>>702695611
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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>>702695411
Sent. Awaiting response.

Got another
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>>702695952
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>>702696064
Man dick please
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>>702696064
you forgot
>>702695088
>>702695522
>>702695611
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Man dick in my man mouth
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>>702696391
Roll
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>>702696345
Look at OP. Saudi would send one response. I found they stop replying if you spam them with replies. That plus it allows for a more linear conversation instead of a diarrhea of insults
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>>702692812
OP using LG cellhone?
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>>702696884
Yes
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>>702695411
He responded. Roll away
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>>702697464
Send him a dick pic
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>>702697600
Is this roll for >>702697464 or >>702696064

Specify your roll or I'll ignore them
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>>702697600
Send him hand drawn boobs
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>>702697994
it's for >>702697464
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>>702697464
Send him a pic of your dick and say his is smaller.
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>>702697464
Send him a pic of Hitler
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>>702698354
Rolling for this
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>>702697464
Ask him if he is into loli.
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Send him a pussy pic. Can have a lot of fun with that cuck
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Shuquando is persistent. Roll away
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>>702697464
Tell him that it's a prank from one of those shitty youtube channels.
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>>702698619
Forgot pic
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>>702698811
Can i eat your man dick?
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This is balls. You'll never have shit on catfishman...
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>>702696064
lol i dont date niggers.
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>>702699155
HAHAHA WIN YES
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I am still waiting for two of these threads to cross. One anon is catfishing and the other is just fucking with someone.
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Send him a pic of a horse vag
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>>702699041
I'm not godmode like catfishman but I get some wins
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>>702699155
WINRAR
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>>702699155
deliver you nigger lover
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>>702699155
Iel he mad
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>>702700193
Lol let me see it then, then we can talk "hot stuff"
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>>702700446
Reroll
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>>702700193
He's got more to say
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>>702700193
Proof your big cock
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>>702700629
You got a small dick so who's the loser here?
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>>702700629

OMG sorry my cousin got a hold of my phone I'm currently at a bbq at my dad's
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>>702700629
I heard you had the AIDS
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>>702700193
>>702700629
Dude, can you learn to time your screenshots? That volume bar bothers me to no end.
</pointless rant>
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>>702700942
Reerooll
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>>702700942
Roll
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>>702700942
Reroll
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>>702701166
Win
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>>702700942
Sent. Waiting for reply.


Got this for now
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>>702701621
Forgot pic
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>>702700629
say this

dubs or not i swear

"if you didnt find me hot you wouldnt have tried to impregnate me then leave you stupid nigger LOL"
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>>702701719
Man, he's as creative as a rock.
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>>702701719
Lmfso
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>>702701885
reroll
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>>702701166
Shaquando update
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>>702701885
rolling
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>>702701885
Wow, rude.
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>>702701965
Ouch.
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>>702701988
That was my cousin again
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>>702701965
We're losing him
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>>702702145
oh shit dat boi
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>>702701988
WINRAR KEK PROVED IT

angels for life baby!
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>>702701993
heh

rude in the nude gettin lewd with the food? if thats what you're into

8===========D
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roll

im 13 lookin for some hot dick can you help me?
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>>702702287
You pathetic nigger, get off of your obamaphone and go sit on your porch
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>>702702145
Roll
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>>702702287
Couldn't you read my profile? It specifically says.......
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>>702702287
Noo sorry hes an asshole theyre family i never see just some rednecks i see a couple times a year cuz my dad drags me

Have u been with anyone on this app before?
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>>702701719
I don't date niggers get back to the fields
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>>702702719
Roll
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>>702702757
Roll
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>>702702757
Reroll
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>>702702719
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>>702702757
This will end the fun
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>>702702719
Do this op
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>>702701988
winner
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is it true about black guys?
Can you show me?
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>>702703142
lol this faggot wants to see his dick.

rolling for "lol fuck off nigger, from her cousin"
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CHICKEN NIGGER KFC XDDD lol!
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>>702703227
kek, roll for this
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>>702702287
Say, what are you into and how do you treat your girls? (We need to keep him here guys)
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>>702703432
Reroll
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lol send the nigger this
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In order to keep the momentum you must not kill the conversation, instead delve in and get in their head to think ur normal then the juices will flow hidden behind masks of friendly kinky chat
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>>702703544
Fucking dubs is real
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>>702695069
Rollino
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>>702703544
So true
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>>702695611
Winner!
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>>702703910
Way past that.
These are the current conversations
>>702702287
>>702701719
>>702697464


There's more than one. Get to rolling and make interesting
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>>702702287
I want you to cum inside me, then 9 months later be nowhere to be seen.
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>>702704426
Lol
OP here rolling for this
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>>702697464
Send dick pic in return
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>>702704609
Reroll
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fagets add me on ig @chromosome2urdome
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>>702704426
Roll
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>>702704609
Reroll for broken dreams
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>>702704609
Reroll for dis
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>>702704609
Can someone cock tribute this pic he sent me? I'll respond with that
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>>702704577
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>>702705304
Do I have to pay if we go on a date or do you have a legitimate job?
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>>702705111
tripss
>my dick is bigger than yours
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>>702705304
can I check out your mixtape?
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>>702705460
Reroll
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>>702705667
Roll for this
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>>702705620
Roll
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>>702705777
lmaooooo
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>>702705777
oh shitt
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>>702705304
lol what? i dindu nuffin
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>>702705777
Winrar
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say
*teleports behind you*
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>>702700629
ooga booga to you aswell
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>>702706091
report
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>>702706091
reroll
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>>702705777
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>>702706201
>how fucking dense is this nigger
>sorry that wasn't for you
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>>702706201
I knew it. If I didn't have to pay I'd have to drive. Fuck this and fuck you, dirty moon cricket
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>>702706356
Reroll
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>>702706314
>How fucking dense is this nigger
>Dense nigger

Yea there's your answer. Niggers are fucking dense in general.
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>>702706314
>how fucking dense is this nigger
Quite
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>>702706201
shit. this guy is actually an alright fella.

lol.

rolling for " i am a man "
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>>702706433
Sending
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>>702706503
is it ok to bring my boyfriend? He likes to watch
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>>702706503
im thinking of a MLP themed date. i dunno most guys kinda stop talking after that :/ but its been so long since a decent guy ate my pussy while i watched my little pony
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>>702705111
Can someone help OP? I just fapped and I'm a grower, not a shower
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>>702706633
God damn it.
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We should meet for lunch, when cops see us together innthe dark they might shoot you
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>>702706749
I'm on nofap
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>>702706433
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>>702707067
LOL what a nigger thing to say
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>>702707067
Fuck. You're right... if you bring some gin, you can come to my apartment, and we'll go from there ;)
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>>702707173
>>702707067
This dude's already cucking himself before anything has started. Jesus fuck never thought I'd see the day.
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>>702707067
Wtf is this guy talking about?
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>>702707067
WAS THAT A RAPE THREAT!
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>>702707067
>working to get a car
>niggers dont work
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>>702707355
I'll train you more if you come over right now ;)
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Sorry, that was my acoustic cousin
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>>702707355
Roll: How big your cock monkey boy?
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>>702707355
How big's your wrench tho? lol. Send me a pic of it :D
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>>702707355
>>702707355
So you're telling me you've never been a KANG?
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>>702707468
Is one of you fags messing with me?
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>>702707540
rollin
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>>702707717
Yeah, I want a foot slave.
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>>702706919
same already made it through a month
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>>702707717
Yes
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Make a date in a Restaurant or somethg like that. Go there make pics for us
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>>702707717
yes. you are going to submit to me like niggers are supposed to
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>>702695282
Chek'd and KeK'D. Nice dubs, anon.
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The catfisher has been catfished
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>>702707717
Will you lick my feet and call me mistress?
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>>702707717
ofc u'll be my slave, the cottong won't be collected by itself :-)
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>>702707862
Roll
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>>702707852
Lol stahp pls

No bully
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>>702707862
rollin
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>>702707969
reroll
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Show him the wrath of the daughter of a third-wave feminist rapevictim
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>>702707862
roll
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>>702707540
roll
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>>702708354
but he ain't no fucking white male
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>>702708354
Wrong pic
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>>702707540
reroll come on ice cream edition
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>>702708562
Calm down man, I'm just joking around. How can I make it up to you? ;)
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>>702707355
You know what, yeah lets go mini golfing on Thursday. Oh BTW can I see your cock first? Just wondering lol
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>>702708666
Satan trips checked
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>>702708666
yassssssss
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>>702708666
Oh shit, the devil has spoken.
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>>702701007
are you retarded?
it's the simplest way of censoring the guy's name
obviously to prevent any whiteknights/trolls from messaging any of his victims
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>>702708562
you fucking misogynistic shitlord
i can't even you are so triggering me at this point
check your fucking privilege and keep your shit to your self disgusting rapist or i call the cyberpolice and have them track your ip
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>>702708786
>>702708802
>>702708807
hehehehe
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>>702703509
Rolling for this
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>>702702719
dont forget to specify that BECAUSE of your families "restricted" racial opinions, you are more than willing to experiment
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>>702708838
Whoops. Guess I am.
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>>702708867
Roll for this after a calm down message
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>>702708889
what the fuck you monster
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Let's see his BBC
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>>702708666
Come on OP, send this.
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Let's see his BBC !
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I'm down to drive out there but on the rag ..my shits like the red sea
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>>702709169
fuck off fag
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for the next person

i want you to send that big dick of yours.
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>>702706201
victor valley college?
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Do you have a Mandingo dick ?
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>>702709122
winrar
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>>702709370
Op send this one to the other guy you are awaiting a cock tribute for.
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All lives matter
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>>702707355
>just like you trained me
kek
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>>702709518
Can someone cock tribute his pic. It'll be funnier
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>>702709350
Not op but I'm from victorville. What about you?
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This nigga is everything thats wrong with the male sex.
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rolling for sending dindu this thread
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>>702709518
Why not
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>>702707067
420
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>>702711443
kek
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>>702711443
Lol ask him to rate your dick.
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>>702711443
kek
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What app is this?
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New one. Roll away
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>>702714233
Im full time student and part time hooker.
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Another 1/2
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>>702714233
i'd love to see that boy cootch
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>>702714233
all you need to know about me is that im random XD
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>>702714542
Lol roll away
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>>702714669
i am a women shitlord
just because i have a cock doesn't mean i am a mean
come on, it's the current year!!
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>>702714669
Kek
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>>702714623
reroll
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>>702714233
Can I see your chocolate starfish and if I like I might want to destroy it for you ;)
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>>702714814
reroll
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>>702715088
WINRAR
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>>702714814
You woke up my gf. I keked too loud
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>>702714623
roll
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What app is this?
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>>702714233
How do you feel about pegging?
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>>702707355
Stop hurting him, he seems like an alright dude
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>>702715088
Sent
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>>702703509
Also rolling for this
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>>702716330
Rolling for dis
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>>702716330
Roll
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Can't forget this guy
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>>702716477
WINRAR!
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>>702716527
Op better deliver
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Bump
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>>702716488
i want to see your fucking sexy brown eyes
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>>702716199
Lmao
Roll away
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>>702697464
What if it's a girl on the other end cat fishing you with that dick pic?
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this threat is funny as fuck. having a good kek here thanks anon
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Ah, good to see you again catfish op.
I love your catfish threads. Keep it coming!
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>>702716488
ask him if he wants to come to the Johnny Rebel tribute band contest with you
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>>702717954
Anytime
>>702718252
You know how we do
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haha that was a good thread keep it up
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