Apparently my girlfriend has been posting this on Craigslist personals. What do I do /b/?
>>702687278
Dump her
Get cucked apparently
>>702687278
>Plot twist
Show up to your own house, do literally anything and everything you have ever wanted to her
Then dump her and show her the ad
>>702687457
I'm not going to do that.
If you want to be with a girl who is getting this done to her on the weekend then stay you fucking loser.8
>>702687638
Roll for this
>>702687278
record it in anticipation of her becoming 'famous' then sell the recordings
>>702687638
Thats a good idea. I just have to convince her to pick me. im sure she has many options on the table
OP post her email address!
>>702688632
chelseacarr80 at gmail
>>702687638
Best idea. Super turned on by this.
>>702689071
>>702687638
Only issue is she's never said no to anything lol so I'm not sure what else there is to do to her
>>702687638
This is literally what you need to do. Go in with a mask and voice changer already. Have a script written by someone else. Hit her vagina with a little bit of hot sauce - seems benign but she'll burn for days. I suggest you get a Chalula bottle but fill it with ghostpepper sauce. She'll burn for days and she won't want to have sex. The fun thing to is every girl is willing to try "Maybe just a little hotsauce..." They have no idea...
>>702689172
Wow. You have to leave her, no doubt about that. Suppose you could film the most degrading stuff possible and keep it as a memento
>>702689597
I mean I have a ton of nudes and some videos, again not sure what fetish I could do we haven't done together. Other then a gang bang.
>>702687638
OP i never endorse idiotic trolling plans on this website, but this is actually super super solid if this is your actual situation. message her and arrange it, then right right after the hour is done start talking/have her recognize you and dump her on the spot.
also how did you find the ad? friend? searching CL yourself? that you in the picture?
>>702689842
My friend found it while he was looking for a hook up. recognized my hat in the photo.
>>702689725
Care to share some?
>>702687695
.... sauce?
>>702687278
Confront her and if she lies beat the shit out of her for being a cheating bitch
>>702690265
well she already cheated on you, "last night" apparently, id just break up with her asap, showing her the ad. fucking her or anything probably wont make you feel better, the best thing for you right now is to see her face when she is exposed. from someone terrified of this kind of shit, please expose her OP
>>702689842
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA OP
>>702687638
DO IT FAGGOT
>>702687695
oh shit sauce?
Post nudes immediately
>>702687638
do this op but don't say a word until after you cum
Try this, arrange a meetup and while shes tied up rummage through the house and fnd all her expensive shit take it and hide it somewhere. Go downstairs and make sure she has a gag in her mouth and beat the fucking shit out of her. She will have a blind fold on and with the gag she cant scream. Wear gloves the whole time and have an alliby.
>>702687278
reply to her ad....then pretend that youre going to work but end up going back home instead.
>>702691390
She will have to explain all of that to you making her feel worse. Or she will lie and say there was a robbery and they tied her up
Get game or go migtow.
rok.com I think it is.
>>702690265
why would she cheat on you if you do everything? how small is your cock?
>>702688187
Just go back to your house, lock the door and disconnect the bell
>>702691736
Sluts acting slutty not rocket science fella.
>>702691390
>beat the fucking shit out of her
things op should not do
>>702691918
Gtfo sjw
>>702691390
perfect idea. combine it with >>702689842
heres how it goes down
>you respond to her, arrange the meetup
>leave for work like normal, call out though saying sick
>go back to your place, either bang her or dont, up to you, but afterwards steal anything she has that's valuable/worth pawning.
>leave
>come home after work saying you found a CL ad ect ect, kick her out immediately. she will complain she got robbed/ect, ignore all that completely
>now you have her shit + her gone. use a throwaway number to contact her so it cant be traced back to you, this way she has zero idea who could have robber her and most likely wont even go to the police to report it, as the whole situation is awkward.
even if she suspects it's you, there's no proof. plus if she's living with you, it's much harder to prove you "stole" her stuff, especially if it never actually leaves the house kek
>>702687442
>>702687457
Pick one.
Use her. E-mail her, say you're from the film industry, put on the mask, and fuck her brains out without her knowing who you are.
>>702689725
call your homies, nigger
gangbang that shit
then leave it
>>702687278
cover her in peanut butter and jam and then release like 5 dogs and and bunch of insects in the room
>>702691476
I'd rather not walk in on her getting fucked.
>>702691736
She's had a habit of cheating. I thought it had stopped, but here we are.
>>702691780
That just post pones the inevitable.
>>702691918
Thanks lol
>>702692197
Again, nothing new here.
>>702692628
lulz
>>702692538
tempting...
>>702693039
post her nudes
Link to ad
>>702693520
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/5767446107.html
>>702693838
you're in new orleans? i coulda told you she was cheating on you just based on that
>>702693987
whys that lol
>>702693987
Nope that's fake. The post ID's don't match.
>>702693838
Nice try.
>>702693426
You could probably just email and ask her based on her sluttiness
>>702694431
And this was posted an hour ago. OP's is from last week.
>>702694431
No its her newest one. The first one is from a week ago. She posted this one today. Thats what broke the camels back
>>702694620
Verify with current pic?
>>702687638
Is that you M. Night Shyamalan?
>>702694782
>>702694431
This is today's. She took the other one down after she got what she needed Im assuming
plot twist; op is really just putting up ads to get dick pics because hes a fag.
>>702693039
spam flood the contact she uses to cheat with
or post it here and let us do that
>>702694982
mount hidden camera in room
>>702695347
I'd need to buy one first
>>702694328
eh just giving you shit, but seems like every girl ive met in louisiana was a drunkard whore. drunkard more than whore, every one of them
Anyone email her?
>>702695732
no. op is really just a faggot looking for cock pics.
>>702694982
Post some nudes. Is her pussy destroyed?
>>702696085
he doesnt have any. hes gay and wants pictures of other guys dicks.
>>702696191
Yeah you're probably right
>>702687278
is her name Jamie?
>>702696356
No its not Jamie
>>702696085
>>702696191
>>702696277
I'm not sure about posting nudes because of the stories I hear about white knights. Last thing I need is someone telling her I posted her naked photos, then I'm in trouble too.
>>702696575
Cuck loser
152cm?
>>702693039
Answer the ad and make out a date
Message her parents that they should come over
>>702694982
Answer the ad and set up a time to do it. Then you post the same ad but for you instead of her for the same time. When she is tied up on the bed blind folded she won't see you blindfolding yourself and tying yourself up. That way when the guy comes to fuck your ass she will hear your voice moaning like a little bitch and then have the guy take her blindfold off so she can watch you get fucked up the ass and there is nothing that dumb bitch can do about it.
>>702696575
but yet you wont confront her about her ad? yeah....real convincing.
>>702687638
Don't forget the photos and videos.
>>702696857
best answer.
>>702696575
Dude don't worry look, I got this bitch of an exes nudes right here and nobody will do shit
someone respond to the ad with a screencap of this thread
/relationshipdestroyed
>>702697339
you'd be helping the guy. he doesn't need a relationship like that. in fact ill send it to her right now.
>>702697339
When your girlfriend is a Craigslist whore the relationship is already destroyed
>>702697151
IM GONNA TELL HER
this is what i got from her.
>>702692173
Rollin for this
>>702698662
OP here...what a fucking whore. I can confirm that's her. I took that picture. Wow.
>>702698608
i already did
>>702687638
This this this
>>702698897
Then dump the rest. Dude it's over
>>702696874
Do this
>>702687278
Greetings, Anon. I am getting over a cheating whore of a girlfriend as well. Don't listen to any of this. The best thing to do is to dump this slut as fast as you can. The longer you think about getting to "Expose" her as the whore she is the more you will think about her, and this whole situation. Just bite the bullet and break up with her slutty ass.
>>702698897
she was even willing to let a dog fuck her.
>>702687278
Best her senseless, inform her that if she ever dies the like again you will kill her, you must mean it and be seen to mean it.
Then remove and destroy her left eye.
Thhv
>>702687278
G E T C U C K E D F A G G O T
>>702699388
Proof?
>>702699746
i have the emails
>>702700011
post them nigga
>>702700011
proof?
>>702700011
post anon!
Please be fake. I can't handle knowing there are guys as pussy as this
>shit in a plastic bag
>poke a hole in bag
>catfish her with hot guy you have multiple photos of
>leave house for 20 minutes
>come back
>spray shit all over bed
>steal her shit
>run away
>come back at normal work time
>yell at her for ad and presumed kinky shit in bedroom
>break up
>>702700322
>>702700333
>>702700338
Burn burn the house down when she's tied up
>>702687278
Dump her and lurk here:
www.survivinginfidelity.com
>>702700793
Okay. Seems legit.
Not bad, anon.
>>702700793
fucking hot but she doesnt really say she'll fuck a dog, she just asks about it. keep going!
>>702701006
nice, I'm active on SI. I always forget to recommend it though, and usually don't for GF/BF situations.
>>702700793
Maximum kek achieved
Boyfriend made the post. Boyfriend made the email address. Boyfriend is the one replying to emails. OP is a fag.
>>702701248
My mind
>>702687278
>discrete
is she looking for a cyborg?
>>702700895
This would be hilarious.
>>702701248
sounds about right.
Start fucking her, then midway through shit on your hands and smear it in her face, then show ad, but not before releasing your bladder on her face
>>702700793
Dude, steal OP's girlfriend. Get her fucked by a dog. Be hero of /b forever.
>>702700895
solid plan
>>702687278
>Muh purity
Who cares if she has sex with other people, she's still your girlfriend at the end of the day, not theirs.
hey op...you might want to start packing your stuff. shes at the neighbors talking to the cops.
>>702702087
You and your mind are cucked beyond belief. Holy shit that you can utter that sentence.
>>702702087
CUCKMASTER DELUXE
>>702702413
> off by one
>>702702485
off by 2 you fucking retard
>>702702485
OP, draw some crazy stupid shit on her with henna and tell her its just paint.
>>702702087
>>702702632
> off by two
>>702702197
if this is true and you can prove it somehow, i will megakek.
>>702702747
>>702702846
everything i have said so far has been true.
Please god be real
run for your life op
>>702702747
fucking beat me to it, kek
>>702702846
i told her that he knows and is planning on a revenge tonight. hes acting like nothing is wrong but will not be going to work but instead will suddenly show up at home.
>>702703266
look at this fucking faggot white knight
>>702703266
Proof?
>>702703470
check this neat lil trick
>>702703266
shut the fuck up faggot, pics or didnt happen
>>702687278
Not browse Craigslist when you have a gf?
>>702703835
for all you know this was brought to his attention by a buddy who WAS browsing, not him.
>>702701773
It's easier said than done Anon, I mean how many OP's have been remembered across time? i remember then Anon who discovered The LEAKED Version of Yeezus on a USB inside a croissant on Walmart in Philly.... thats about it.
did op get shot by the cops?
set up secret camera and let her get filled for a while, then send vids to all her friends and family
>>702704428
THIS
Just leave that hoe behind OP. No need to create any extra trouble.
>>702704354
true enough. I remember the anon that had listened to that linkin park song like, 10000 times.
>>702703266
Pics or it didn't happen
>>702693039
Nah, once cheaters always cheaters, girl cheated on me once, I torched her shit and sent her on her way.
>>702687278
HEY OP MAYBE YOU CAN LIKE TELL PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU THEIR EMAIL AND RANDOMLY CHOOSE SOME GUYS TO EMAIL HER IDK
>>702687278
Someone's either trying to frame the woman, or the stupid bitch has never heard of serial killers.
>>702705432
>stupid
>bitch
this was all a ruse for op to collect dick pics.
>>702687278
i want to say have self respect
why do people feel the need for revenge?
thats so fucking childish. do you really think that would improve your life in any way?
you've been shit on by her for months, apparently. why would you waste ANY more moment with her?
just GTFO there ASAP, dont look back, dont think about it, go and fuck other bitches, go jerk off, whatever.
if you steal from her, the police will fuck you.
she wins.
if you fuck her one last time without her knowing, congratiulations, you fucked a sleazy whore and she got the self-gratification she needed.
she wins.
by now you're so far down the shit-barrel you cant salvage the situation at all. you're on lost grounds and you were from the beginning.
just fucking leave
Might as well post her nudes if she's a whore.
>hide in closet
>wait until she's getting fucked
>burst out of closet with shotgun
>ghost the motherfuckers
>>702703266
It just wasn't enough to have the disappointment of your parents weighing heavy on your shoulder was it anon? Well you've succeeded, you can feel a flicker of achievement briefly lighting your miserable excuse for an existence. I hope you're happy anon, as you sit their in your bathroom, sitting backwards on your toilet seat with your cheeto encrusted toshiba thinkpad balancing on the cistern, maybe this will inspire you to clean up the numerous cans of empty ravioli littering your minute living space? You keep telling your Mother you'd do it tomorrow, well that was until they stopped calling you, nothing ever changed, they just hoped that one day you would say that you went out, you brought a new pair of jeans, but no, every day is the same. Sitting backwards on the toilet morning to evening tapping away at your laptop, sometimes you even sleep on the toilet, I guess it doesn't matter if you have nowhere to be. I do understand though anon, how amazing it must feel to have a few people you have never met join your parents in their deep disappointment of you. I mean it wont last for long, but I guess when no one cares about you, the smallest amount of attention can mean the world.
>>702689725
Post her vids here as revenge.
>>702692173
Develish
>>702706005
Jesus anon, how much of a passive peter are you?
You'll never know the delicious taste of revenge until you've thrown a frozen block of piss through a guys open bedroom window while he's out for the night.
>>702687278
find out when it's happening, spike all her food with ex-lax, like go about 10 times the normal dose, more if you can.
Let her crippling stomach cramps and liquid diarrhea be the fall of her own jericho wall.
>>702703266
>>702703737
well this got a lot less interesting. way to take potential and squander it like you did your life.
back to scrolling through the rest of /b/ where you probs left your trail of shit too.
OP if you haven't done anything yet and the other anon is lying about your gf being next door and on the phone with police, here's what I would do. Make an ad, HIV + female looking for HIV + male, shouldn't be hard to find in N.O. Once a suitable, infected male responds, tell him that you will be ties to your bed, blah blah blah, exactly as your gf's ad states. Simultaneously, you must be emailing her and getting yourself one of those hour long slots she's giving away. Then when she gives you a time, give that you your HIV + new friend, along with your address, and let him come, put on mask, and infect your gf. Then, when you get home from work, simply tell her a friend showed you the ad and you want her to move out. Simple as that. Only you will know she is infected.
>>702706810
no....its created drama that we can kick back and laugh at.
>>702706909
Holy fuck. THIS
Savage
>>702687638
Do this. make it as painful as possible for her while enjoying all the pleasure. Take a big black dildo, fuck her in the ass, mouth, as rough as possible and no stopping. Literally make it as rapey as possible.
op just got shot by the cops. i heard it on the police scanner.
>>702696874
best idea i've seen so far
>>702687743
Please do this
Please record the act of you doing it and her reaction after when you show her the ad and video. Post it everywhere and make sure to show us
>>702707005
Not at all. The cops will find no evidence of the bf doing or even planning anything bad & leave them be. Bf will leave gf. End of story. Booooring.
>>702706909
This is brutal. If you can't find HIV find someone with a herpes outbreak. 100% satisfaction of her carrying that for life
>>702708209
you sure about that? then why havent we heard back from op?
>>702708425
Yeah, because even here in the thread he wasn't even willing to post nudes.
He doesn't write anything anymore obviously because he's occupied with something else now obviously, but in which way does that imply drama?
It would have been so much more interesting if we had managed to talk him into doing something funny, but some idiot really needed to ruin everything by whiteknighting. That's basically a metaphor for 4chan in recent years.
>>702695572
U cant put a price on her parents face when they see The tape
>>702709137
and why should i give a shit about what you think? hopefully i got them to break up....and thats ok by me :)
>>702709428
cancer will kill you sooner thank you think
>>702707619
I thought so.
>>702709428
wtf? She was fucking random guys on cl, they basically were broken up already. What would have been interesting however would be the way they were breaking up.
Why do you think this thread is dying now? Because nobody cares now.
God I'm happy when these summerfags will scurry away again.
>>702710343
quit crying little bitch. its not like they were livestreaming their break up.
>>702696874
that's the one
>>702710581
you must be fun at parties, edgemaster.
"Nothing happened but I called the cops anyway. LOL"
>>702711087
hey yeah...i didnt call the cops. go suck a bag of dicks.
>>702688187
Pretend to be like 4 or 5 different people. The internets = ananomoose
the guy that ratted OP out on his own cheating girlfriend is the biggest cunt i've seen on /b/ all day.
really? you go whiteknighting on a girl that cheated on her man several if not DOZENS of times, and plans on doing so OVER AND OVER because she keeps posting that ad on craiglist?
what a fucking faggot.
>>702687664
dude you should
straight up rape her then as you cum say BABY I LOVE THIS
>>702712080
and i will lose zero sleep about your thoughts on me.
>>702711208
he's right tho, anon you messed everything up....
>>702712449
or did i? maybe theres a shitload of drama going on right now that we dont know about?
>>702712834
You are a fucking idiot.
>>702687638
Kekkkkk
>>702712345
nobody cares, mr im-too-cool-for-ya
what, you wanna profile yourself on an anonymous fucking image board?
by all i know you could just pretend to be that cocksucker just to troll people.
but if you actually are the faggot:
this is probably the pinnacle of your existance. you'll never manage to piss of so many strangers and ruin our little moment for your own little faggoty reasons ever again.
congratulations.
why are you even still here?
the thread's dead. mostly because of you.
and here, one more for you because im now bored, because OP cant screw around with his cheating slut:
you massive cocksucking diarrhea-inhaling superfaggot, i hope you die under a rampant truck and choke on your own guts, you pathetic fuckface.
>>702713439
lol. keep crying. the fucking faggot knew she was fucking somebody else and still didnt do anything about it. maybe i was the push he needed.
>>702713439
and besides, what were you going to do?
nothing. just like you have done nothing with your life so far. go get fucked by a dozen niggers.
Kill her and chop her body up nigger, so I can see it i0n the news
>>702713710
>>702713901
lol we just wanted to get entertained.
op is a cuck and a loser and there were lulz to be had, until you arrived.
you enjoy being a buzzkill?
good for you
at least something youre good at
>>702714741
>>702709428
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>702714855
youre an idiot and should consider suicide.
>>702715294
explain what your grand plan was? nothing. absolutely nothing.
Maybe its her ex boyfriend posting this to get back at her. Someone in my state went to jail for that recently.
>>702687278
Answer ad calk off work tell her to wear blind fold and tie feet up when you there tie hands up and put it gag fuck her ass hard as fuck cum on face take pic post pic on fb with ad break up with her tell her you ll take it down if she's your fuck slut for a month
>>702714901
>Dexter
>>702715437
>>702715538
>>702715538
You cannot defend your actions to us.
Have you forgotten where you are?
Not having a plan is how we do it here, nigger!
What you did gave zero lulz and wasted everybody's time even worse than we are already wasting it ourselves!
Kys
>>702706909
HAHAHAHA holy shit OP do this
>>702716066
Dubs does speak the Truth.
>>702716066
suck a dick. i do what i want.
>>702706909
Damn
>>702716401
Doesn't mean we can't call you out on being the little bitch that you are.
>>702716401
yeah but you're a cunt you see?
This is fake. Current craigslist ads will show up if you google some of the terms.
>>702687664
Guess what faggot? These (>>702699000) trips demand it. Disobey the trip gods? You'll be cucked every night in your sleep worse than you are now.
>>702687278
i found my uncles craigslist post once.
>pic related
turns out we are both gay, who would have known
>>702700793
>mfw OP is just getting his shit cucked right up
>>702716980
this was several hours ago.
they obviously had a fight because whiteknight cunt anon ratted out on OP and she took it offline a while ago.
it wasnt fake when thread was made.
>>702717634
we seriously dont even know if it was fake or not.
>>702717521
>who would have known
Literally anyone, faggotism runs in the family. Also, you should have had an idea when he started pegging you at such a young age.
>>702717804
>you should have had an idea when he started pegging you at such a young age.
seriously? that is disgusting, what would even ake you think of typing that. weirdo
>>702709428
>has nothing
>tries with efforts to reduce others to equal misery
literally the definition of pathetic, and that says something about you seeing as this is a cuck thread.
it's like that bullied kid in middle school who snickers to himself about all the quiet victories he has. it's pretty sad to watch, pal.
>>702687278
That's 100% some kind of trap/revenge ad.
>>702692173
Aside from the fact that he would've called in sick to work, and thus has no alibi. Are you fucking stupid?
>>702687278
Make someone from this website fuck her and find someone with a serious std like herpes or something
