Apparently my girlfriend has been posting this on Craigslist personals. What do I do /b/?
If you want to be with a girl who is getting this done to her on the weekend then stay you fucking loser.8
This is literally what you need to do. Go in with a mask and voice changer already. Have a script written by someone else. Hit her vagina with a little bit of hot sauce - seems benign but she'll burn for days. I suggest you get a Chalula bottle but fill it with ghostpepper sauce. She'll burn for days and she won't want to have sex. The fun thing to is every girl is willing to try "Maybe just a little hotsauce..." They have no idea...
OP i never endorse idiotic trolling plans on this website, but this is actually super super solid if this is your actual situation. message her and arrange it, then right right after the hour is done start talking/have her recognize you and dump her on the spot.
also how did you find the ad? friend? searching CL yourself? that you in the picture?
well she already cheated on you, "last night" apparently, id just break up with her asap, showing her the ad. fucking her or anything probably wont make you feel better, the best thing for you right now is to see her face when she is exposed. from someone terrified of this kind of shit, please expose her OP
Try this, arrange a meetup and while shes tied up rummage through the house and fnd all her expensive shit take it and hide it somewhere. Go downstairs and make sure she has a gag in her mouth and beat the fucking shit out of her. She will have a blind fold on and with the gag she cant scream. Wear gloves the whole time and have an alliby.
perfect idea. combine it with >>702689842
heres how it goes down
>you respond to her, arrange the meetup
>leave for work like normal, call out though saying sick
>go back to your place, either bang her or dont, up to you, but afterwards steal anything she has that's valuable/worth pawning.
>come home after work saying you found a CL ad ect ect, kick her out immediately. she will complain she got robbed/ect, ignore all that completely
>now you have her shit + her gone. use a throwaway number to contact her so it cant be traced back to you, this way she has zero idea who could have robber her and most likely wont even go to the police to report it, as the whole situation is awkward.
even if she suspects it's you, there's no proof. plus if she's living with you, it's much harder to prove you "stole" her stuff, especially if it never actually leaves the house kek
I'd rather not walk in on her getting fucked.
She's had a habit of cheating. I thought it had stopped, but here we are.
That just post pones the inevitable.
Again, nothing new here.
This is today's. She took the other one down after she got what she needed Im assuming
No its not Jamie
I'm not sure about posting nudes because of the stories I hear about white knights. Last thing I need is someone telling her I posted her naked photos, then I'm in trouble too.
Answer the ad and set up a time to do it. Then you post the same ad but for you instead of her for the same time. When she is tied up on the bed blind folded she won't see you blindfolding yourself and tying yourself up. That way when the guy comes to fuck your ass she will hear your voice moaning like a little bitch and then have the guy take her blindfold off so she can watch you get fucked up the ass and there is nothing that dumb bitch can do about it.
Dude don't worry look, I got this bitch of an exes nudes right here and nobody will do shit
Greetings, Anon. I am getting over a cheating whore of a girlfriend as well. Don't listen to any of this. The best thing to do is to dump this slut as fast as you can. The longer you think about getting to "Expose" her as the whore she is the more you will think about her, and this whole situation. Just bite the bullet and break up with her slutty ass.
>shit in a plastic bag
>poke a hole in bag
>catfish her with hot guy you have multiple photos of
>leave house for 20 minutes
>spray shit all over bed
>steal her shit
>come back at normal work time
>yell at her for ad and presumed kinky shit in bedroom
Start fucking her, then midway through shit on your hands and smear it in her face, then show ad, but not before releasing your bladder on her face
You and your mind are cucked beyond belief. Holy shit that you can utter that sentence.
look at this fucking faggot white knight
It's easier said than done Anon, I mean how many OP's have been remembered across time? i remember then Anon who discovered The LEAKED Version of Yeezus on a USB inside a croissant on Walmart in Philly.... thats about it.
set up secret camera and let her get filled for a while, then send vids to all her friends and family
why do people feel the need for revenge?
thats so fucking childish. do you really think that would improve your life in any way?
you've been shit on by her for months, apparently. why would you waste ANY more moment with her?
just GTFO there ASAP, dont look back, dont think about it, go and fuck other bitches, go jerk off, whatever.
if you steal from her, the police will fuck you.
if you fuck her one last time without her knowing, congratiulations, you fucked a sleazy whore and she got the self-gratification she needed.
by now you're so far down the shit-barrel you cant salvage the situation at all. you're on lost grounds and you were from the beginning.
just fucking leave
>hide in closet
>wait until she's getting fucked
>burst out of closet with shotgun
>ghost the motherfuckers
It just wasn't enough to have the disappointment of your parents weighing heavy on your shoulder was it anon? Well you've succeeded, you can feel a flicker of achievement briefly lighting your miserable excuse for an existence. I hope you're happy anon, as you sit their in your bathroom, sitting backwards on your toilet seat with your cheeto encrusted toshiba thinkpad balancing on the cistern, maybe this will inspire you to clean up the numerous cans of empty ravioli littering your minute living space? You keep telling your Mother you'd do it tomorrow, well that was until they stopped calling you, nothing ever changed, they just hoped that one day you would say that you went out, you brought a new pair of jeans, but no, every day is the same. Sitting backwards on the toilet morning to evening tapping away at your laptop, sometimes you even sleep on the toilet, I guess it doesn't matter if you have nowhere to be. I do understand though anon, how amazing it must feel to have a few people you have never met join your parents in their deep disappointment of you. I mean it wont last for long, but I guess when no one cares about you, the smallest amount of attention can mean the world.
Jesus anon, how much of a passive peter are you?
You'll never know the delicious taste of revenge until you've thrown a frozen block of piss through a guys open bedroom window while he's out for the night.
find out when it's happening, spike all her food with ex-lax, like go about 10 times the normal dose, more if you can.
Let her crippling stomach cramps and liquid diarrhea be the fall of her own jericho wall.
well this got a lot less interesting. way to take potential and squander it like you did your life.
back to scrolling through the rest of /b/ where you probs left your trail of shit too.
OP if you haven't done anything yet and the other anon is lying about your gf being next door and on the phone with police, here's what I would do. Make an ad, HIV + female looking for HIV + male, shouldn't be hard to find in N.O. Once a suitable, infected male responds, tell him that you will be ties to your bed, blah blah blah, exactly as your gf's ad states. Simultaneously, you must be emailing her and getting yourself one of those hour long slots she's giving away. Then when she gives you a time, give that you your HIV + new friend, along with your address, and let him come, put on mask, and infect your gf. Then, when you get home from work, simply tell her a friend showed you the ad and you want her to move out. Simple as that. Only you will know she is infected.
Do this. make it as painful as possible for her while enjoying all the pleasure. Take a big black dildo, fuck her in the ass, mouth, as rough as possible and no stopping. Literally make it as rapey as possible.
Yeah, because even here in the thread he wasn't even willing to post nudes.
He doesn't write anything anymore obviously because he's occupied with something else now obviously, but in which way does that imply drama?
It would have been so much more interesting if we had managed to talk him into doing something funny, but some idiot really needed to ruin everything by whiteknighting. That's basically a metaphor for 4chan in recent years.
wtf? She was fucking random guys on cl, they basically were broken up already. What would have been interesting however would be the way they were breaking up.
Why do you think this thread is dying now? Because nobody cares now.
God I'm happy when these summerfags will scurry away again.
the guy that ratted OP out on his own cheating girlfriend is the biggest cunt i've seen on /b/ all day.
really? you go whiteknighting on a girl that cheated on her man several if not DOZENS of times, and plans on doing so OVER AND OVER because she keeps posting that ad on craiglist?
what a fucking faggot.
nobody cares, mr im-too-cool-for-ya
what, you wanna profile yourself on an anonymous fucking image board?
by all i know you could just pretend to be that cocksucker just to troll people.
but if you actually are the faggot:
this is probably the pinnacle of your existance. you'll never manage to piss of so many strangers and ruin our little moment for your own little faggoty reasons ever again.
why are you even still here?
the thread's dead. mostly because of you.
and here, one more for you because im now bored, because OP cant screw around with his cheating slut:
you massive cocksucking diarrhea-inhaling superfaggot, i hope you die under a rampant truck and choke on your own guts, you pathetic fuckface.
lol we just wanted to get entertained.
op is a cuck and a loser and there were lulz to be had, until you arrived.
you enjoy being a buzzkill?
good for you
at least something youre good at
Answer ad calk off work tell her to wear blind fold and tie feet up when you there tie hands up and put it gag fuck her ass hard as fuck cum on face take pic post pic on fb with ad break up with her tell her you ll take it down if she's your fuck slut for a month
You cannot defend your actions to us.
Have you forgotten where you are?
Not having a plan is how we do it here, nigger!
What you did gave zero lulz and wasted everybody's time even worse than we are already wasting it ourselves!
Doesn't mean we can't call you out on being the little bitch that you are.
i found my uncles craigslist post once.
turns out we are both gay, who would have known
>mfw OP is just getting his shit cucked right up
>tries with efforts to reduce others to equal misery
literally the definition of pathetic, and that says something about you seeing as this is a cuck thread.
it's like that bullied kid in middle school who snickers to himself about all the quiet victories he has. it's pretty sad to watch, pal.