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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>702681827 #
I don't really like any HP girls
>>702681903 #
Pedik
>>702682270 #
FN is one of the most prevalent and popular firearm manufacturing companies around dude
>>702682354 #
I'M A MENACE
RIGHT!
OHHHHH
I'LL FADE THE FUCK AWAY,
I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T CARE
(I swear to Christ)
I'LL DIE A LONELY DEATH CAUSE I KNOW THAT LIFE AIN'T FAIR
(It ain't fair at all)
I CAN'T PRETEND THAT I'M SOMEONE THAT I'M NOT
I LIVE FOR ME, MYSELF
YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME THAT I'M WRONG
If you want me to switch I can though, just don't be a dick.
>>702681623
They both a cute
Claimed, Alright, im off to game for a bit. Later everyone
>>702680829
ill let it run right now then, ill see how it goes for me
>>702681156
More power to you. I think thats probly the best thing you can do honestly. I believe in the dream!
>>702681461
Alright, ill try running that and see how it goes for me, thanks
Still here
Saber claim
>>702679414(Syndra)
>Everyone's playing my waifu I don't know how to feel about this
Happy that people find your waifu
FUN
U
N
>Tfw already mastery 5
>>702683996
Hey there.
>>702683844
I d ont think the lyrics are serving any purpose.
ur waifu a slut
and so r u
>>702683906
The dream! We'll see if it turns into a reality!
>>702683379
Hehe
>>702684109
How's it going?
Luna Lovegood is objectively best HP girl
hello friends
Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Even though I try I can't get my head around you
Somewhere in the night there's a light in front of me
Heaven up above with a shove, abandons me
Even though I try I fall in the river of you
You've managed to bring me down too
>>702683902
I think we can agree with this.
>Felix cuter though
>>702684288
Neither is posting here in general, or even living.But I like all 3,so I'm going to continue.
:C
>>702684601
Good enough. Listening to some music.
Claimed niggers
I'm tired
Gonna game for a sec then sleep
Later guys
claimed.
how's it going in here guys?
Claiming Princess Bubblegum
>>702684900
Enjoy, goodnight.
>>702684614
isnt she technically 3dpd
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice,
THEY'RE GONNA KICK HIS LILLY ASS
>>702684992
You just got this from /aco/!
>>702684900
Alright, bye Tsun.
Nice pic btw
>>702684900
good night
>>702684908
hello friend, everything is well
how are you?
>>702684659
I can agree with that
>>702685171
Dude
It's mine
>>702684780
Same, working on schoolwork too.
>>702684992
>Pam
Alana is best archer grill
>>702685322
Pam is clearly the most fun
In bed and otherwise
The winds of fortune
Don't blow the same
She had to get out
And make a change
She had a kid now
But much too young
That baby daddy's out having fun
>>702685252
;)
>>702685275
Than you posted it on /aco/.
And have shit tier taste.
>>702685248
really well actually. been working in the garage all day, and its so rewarding wrenching on a car that is easy to work on.
what about you?
>>702685370
Wew
Hey senpai
>>702685506
So
And no
I have the tastes of an experienced man
>>702685370
Makoto a huge cutie and tsun!
>>702685574
>Tfw no RX7 to wrench on yet
>>702685680
Hey there Cat
>>702685716
I am neither!
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>702683906
Don't fail.
>>702684033
Slow down.
>>702684546
God dammit.
If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're staring at the sun
>>702685370
Hey qtπ
>>702685682
>
>>702685680
Thats a guy
>>702685763
How are you doing?
>>702679414 (Syndra)
Why? Is there a problem?
>>702683668
But Jesus isn't a liquid!
>>702685865
Your waifu looks like a boring little girl
>>702685815
>Slow down
Round the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
Faster faster, faster faster
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
>>702685763
v-volvo brick is good aswell, r-right?
>they had an FC at the dealership, and i couldn't afford it
>>702685914
You must be a nigger then if you can't read the OP
>>702685680
You do know that your waifu has a dick?
>>702685933
Senpai~
>>702685574
having a car sure sounds nice
im just watching the new nanatsu no taizai special right now, its pretty fun
>>702686104
He doesn't look like a girl
Also its a WAIFU claiming thread
Here we go with one of my favorites,
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet
>>702686040
My waifu is a rooty tooth point and shooty kind of girl
>>702686104
Bringing the bantz
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>702685933
Yes
>>702686080
tl;dr
>>702686327
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>>702685865
Hello FoxGun.
>I am not cute, Felix is.
>>702685923
Kinda tired, a bit hot, but overall it could be much worse in here.
You?
>>702686101
Of course! Anything is good to wrench on, and smaller cars like that are a blast to drive, even if they don't make BIG NUMBERS in terms of horse power.
>I'm driving a Bronco2 right now, and holy shit, just going around corners at about 25-30 mph is a trip.
>And that makes less HP than my ZX11
How much was the FC there? I'm looking to pick up one from Craigslist or other hopefully within the month.
>>702686327
Read the OP, nigger
>felix-anon
>>702685763
You are both of those!
>>702686145
i need it. not been able to go to work in like a week and a half because the old one died
>>702686360
Yes
A girl
A little girl
>>702686439
Kind of bored tbh. I'm playing gtav right now to pass the time
>felix is cute
Nope
>>702686327
You just went full retard, you know that?
>>702686443
>>702686403
>Waifu claiming thread.
Last time I checked waifus are female
>>702686676
okay cutie
Your one vice
Is you're too nice
Come around now can't you see
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complete me
Mistreat me
Want you to be bad
>>702686439
You're both cute
>>702686511
KOUME
>>702686549
14-16, not really little.
>>702685815
How would you feel if i played Syndra?
>>702686529
oh wow
public transit not an option?
>>702686774
Well
That pic does make her look a bit more shapely
And i like a cat girl
>>702686702
are you a tumblr user that starts screaming when not all genders are accounted for?
>>702683629
THAT'S THE WRONG SHIRO
#ngnl
>>702684866
trips for the steal
>>702686403
Kek you got me. Doing well Syndra?
>>702684866
I really dislike her
>>702686119
P-put your clothes on!
>>702686403
Is there anything I can do to fix it?
Break down, take down, now it's on
Sold out, blow out, Donkey Kong
Well, no! Hell, no! What you gonna do
When they keep coming for you
Bet some, get some, knock you down
Low-down, show down, kiss that ground
Well, no! Hell, no! What you gonna do
Lights out, permanent snooze, they'll be coming for you
>>702686931
Not a cat!
>>702687143
how she pay for those apples?
>>702686743
hold my cock anon, i swear it's str8
>>702686702
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>>702686774
GALIL
>but I'm NOT cute or tsun! You PERV!
>>702686676
Come on, Chara. Stop bullying random people online.
Is not nice.
>>702687143
thats a really cute image
would be better if the apple was cheese though
also hello
>>702686511
I am not!
>>702686624
>Yep!
Might hop on Warships for a while. I still have A LOT of damage to grind out if I want both these ships.
>>702686774
Nope.
>>702687221
>Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Husbando
Pick one
>>702687188
She stole them
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah!
>>702687275
I'm finally back, I missed you!
>Yes you are, and yes I am~
claimed niggers
>>702687168
Sorry
Wolf?
>>702687143
>>702686439
the FC was about 25k. but it was a really good one. still nuts how expensive they are
>>702686900
hell no. i work at an airfield, and have to drive to at about 30 miles from a little hut innawoods. a-at least the housing is cheap
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>702686702
>>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>>702686807
How would you feel if i played through Shizuru's route?
>>702687082
I'm alright, a bit tired and my internet is being a bitch, so i might go to sleep soon.
You?
>>702687143
Kyouko.
>>702687158
Suicide
>>702687407
>nope!
Stop fucking lying, senpai
Have fun if you do go on there
>>702687647
Then its not a Waifu claimg thread
It's a Waifu/Husbando Claiming Thread
>>702687775
hey bro
you know why cats howl when they have sex?
its cause they have barbed penises.
>>702687647
I'd feel bad for you. It's pretty depressing.
Not to mention that'd mean you'd played more of that game, which is a god damned emotional rollercoaster. Worth the play, but it'll fuck you up for a while.
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
>>702687603
Nope, fox
>>702687647
I'm hoping on league and maybe WoWS cause I'm close to the New York
>>702687646
>$25k
Are you sure it was a FC and not an FD? Because that is an INSANE price for a FC, regardless of how clean it is. But for a mint condition FD, I could see that being a top dollar price.
>>702687775
I am doing no such thing!
I might, depending on if I get to be a cheeki cunt like this again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD_whsAELGY
Miho claimed
>>702687999
>999
>POMF
>>702687158
Then we can't be lewd, senpai~
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>702687999
Dont worry, im too lazy to read.
>>702688140
Have fun with it, im not touching that game anymore.
Just got my next tank and plane in WT.
>>702688198
I want some Pomf
>>702688111
Damn
I should have guessed
Well I'm not trying to knock your waifu
I just prefer voluptuous women
The fox girl is cute
>>702687336
>>702687604
>>702687647
Hello.
Am playing league, replies will be slow.
>>702687188
It's strongly implied that she stole them when she talks with Sayaka in a scene from the anime.
Hey man you talkin' back to me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey man you disrespecting me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey don't pay no mind
You're under 18 you won't be doing any time
Hey come out and play
>>702688311
Privyet Akame.I have a question for you, why do your filenames say ak-me?
>>702688443
in my headcanon she bought with money she made by selling herself to faceless old men.
>>702687646
ah okay
everything over here is so cramped that its kind of hard not to be near a train or bus station at all times
>>702688198
hi miho
>>702688443
have fun with league friend
Friendly reminder that To Love-Ru is still playing in the stream.
https://rabb.it/shino83
>>702687647
May I ask what exactly I've done to piss you off?
>>702688224
What makes you think I wanted to go lewd?
>>702688443
But she is a meguca, she's out there killing witches and deserves the apples.
>>702688449
It goes down the same as the thousand before
No ones getting smarter no ones learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie you rope
>>702687999
>having emotions
fucking PUSSY
Another favorite of mine,
Can you stay strong?
Can you go on?
Kristy, are you doing okay?
A rose that won’t bloom
Winter’s kept you
Don’t waste your whole life trying
To get back what was taken away
>>702688439
Voluptuous is good, but Galil is perfect in every way
>>702688449
Forgot my pic
>>702688549
Hello
>Plays with ears
>>702688170
Kek that guy got fucked up
>>702688752
I wrote her off
For the tenth time today
I practiced that I would say
She came over
I lost my nerve
So I took her back and made her desert
>>702688752
By the time you hear the sirens
Its already too late
One's gone to the morgue
And the other to jail
One guy's wasted and the other's a waste
>>702689020
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay because I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I got no self esteem
>>702688752
>>702689020
>>702689159
This is not an anthem,
Or a threat in someone's name
But a promise that tomorrow
Will rock and burn, if things don't change
There's something in the air,
And There's something rising up
Not one but a million that have had enough!
>best fox claim
My mid's telling me no,
but my body...my body is telling me yes
>>702689227
Don't think I've heard that song by them...
>>702689244
Poor mid bro
Whats wrong with your mid
>>702688170
...a little google search confirms it was in fact an FD and not an FC. sorry, i've always been more into euro cars
>>702688549
well, city life has its advantages. like, other people...
>>702688449
Well in french just saying the letters a and k sound exactly like the "aka" part. And I thought it was funny how it reminded me of an AK so I went with it.
>Not really a big gun enthusiast though
>>702689244
Baby! I don't want to hurt nobody, but there is something I must confess!
Claimu
I feel a but stupid now but at least all is good.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>702688708
Everything.
>>702689484
nuifags were nearly as crazy as her
>>702689412
Edgiest worst girl
Leone confirmed best girl
Jimbo-sama xx
Here's a real good one
Wasting away
The world’s right in front of me
Funny you should say
That it’s all in my head
Wasting away
We’re hitting rock bottom
And going down in flames
Well it’s not that bad
>>702689332
Secrets From The Underground
>>702689244
You already know what Im going to say
>>702689412
You a frog?
>>702689385
Fluffy hair.
>>702689227
Because the rhymes I say, sharp as a nail
Witty as can be and not for sale
Always funky fresh, could NEVER be stale
Nonsense, Nui anons were by far the most fun.
>>702689484
Hello wonderful.
>>702689348
he's shit
keeps dying and such
>>702689439
I don't see nothing wrong with a lil' bump n' grind
>>702689635
some foolish statement, i'm sure
Just woke up, peeps! Taiga claimed!
>>702689635
yeah. Canadian frog though
Goddamn it feels weird being at work early
>>702689791
didnt think people still remembered her
>>702689739
Hi Shiro! how are you doing?
>>702689791
Hi.
>>702689501
Are you sure it's not the chocolate thing?
>>702689802
Then leave.
>>702689640
>not liking Queen
Fuck off
You literally have worst taste in music
>>702689802
Yo Rory this kid (>>702689640) doesnt like Queen. Can you believe that?!
>>702689635
I need to listen to some more Offspring, that song is on Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace right?
Time for me to leave again. See you all later.
>>702688198
Hi bye Miho.
>>702688411
Ehh i don't believe you. It's actually a very entertaining read.
>>702690048
Have fun cutie.
>>702689901
I am well enough. Listening to some music.
How about you?
>>702690048
See ya.
>>702689927
Senpai~
Come be lewd with me
>>702690048
Bye
>>702689640
All the friends I’ve lost
And the pain I’ve caused
Have never been enough just to make me stop
The lines I draw to look at myself
Are turning into somebody else
I know how this will end
But I’m starting up again
Turned around, inside out
>>702689791
Privyet Taiga
>>702689793
Not saying anything here, but every Canadian frog I've met has been an enormous cunt
>>702689974
No, its in Days Go By.
>>702690162
REPORTED
>>702688880
Yep! DDs are the bane of BBs. I would know, up until now, I've mained a BB.
>I see now why cunts play destroyers.
>>702689385
Haha, it's fine. I don't know much about Yurop cars, so it evens out a bit here.
>God damn are FDs sexy as fuck though
>>702690162
I finally got my brawl mods working and it's incredibly fun.
Because i'm here early maybe we can do that stream thing?
I see bullets getting better
Biblical weather
And that guy on TV is like a total asshole
Who are you wearing tonight?
Celebrity fundraiser, tight!
Black ties making wrongs right
How’s your social Band-Aid?
I don’t know much
I don’t know too much
But I know this
Shit is fucked up!
>>702690296
Shiro has done nothing wrong
>>702690443
Hamakaze has best DD
>>702690515
He's underage
He's like 14
>>702689937
I just got here though.
>>702689942
I can but I can also not really care.
>>702689885
Anon's a meaaaaanie
>>702690270
This is very true I can't even bother trying to prove you wrong
>>702690443
Is it a fun game?
>>702690804
Juise vrainment desole
>>702690736
I like that people remember heard though,
just didn't think people did still.
>>702689639
the fluffiest. and hi there miho
>>702690443
yeah man. they are pretty fucking neat
Rise and fall is
Good and evil,
Appearance and reality,
Judgment and reflection.
It is to judge and to be judged,
To dream and to accept.
It is Triumph and despair,
Wish and realization,
>>702690603
Nyet.
You can't prove that to the mods.
>>702690804
Not saying you're an enormous cunt though
![Syndra [86].png](https://i.imgur.com/asipfz4.png "Syndra [86].png")
>>702689927
What
I want to Pomf the miho
Ive upped my production value
>>702691117
He's admitted it before
>>702690992
why are all the lewd bits missing?
>>702691219
you mean gently fondle, right?
>>702690603
Been having amazing success with Isokaze, actually.
>>702690879
Very! Takes a bit of tactics and teamwork, rather than "Go off and 1v12 the enemy team."
>>702690992
So, what's on the wrenching plan list today?
>>702691406
Fag
Holo is better
Ran is shit
2hu is shit
>>702690513
Totally man.
Go here: https://rabb.it/Shiroanon
>>702691117
Yeah I was surprised you guessed that right while knowing me so little
>>702691555
Fucking underage faggy autist advertising his shit stream
>>702691511
I think you mean Korbo
>Ran
>>702690513
There's a chat thing in the bottom right by the way.
>>702691219
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw
>>702691242
Hello Kneesocks
>>702691603
You have been a dick to me before
>>702690879
Felix is from Re:Zero?
She's hot af
>>702691755
Its holo
Officially holo
>>702691854
Hi Galil!
>>702691903
>She's
claiming megumin
>>702691903
>she
>>702691903
>she
>>702691854
I have? Sorry I don't remember what happened
>MFW JUST REALIZED I FORGOT MY PATCH AT HOME AND THATS WHY MY WEEKEND WAS SHITTY
FUCK
>>702689904
Popura? You're back!
>>702690248
No, that's why I linked the stream so you can watch one of the lewdest anime to exist.
>>702691213
This pic, that's what.
>>702691500
i figured out what engine the car has at least. and i think it has a gearbox from an old BMW because it sure as hell isn't the original one. i managed to fix the lights as well as clean the interior out. new engine oil and some general checking up. i feel carefully optimistic. your day good?
>>702692030
Fuck off
>>702692052
>>702692058
>>702691989
Wot?
>>702691989
>>702692052
>>702692058
Wait Rem's a guy?
>>702692338
No, Felix is a guy
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>702692185
No idea.
>>702692359
Nice try
You can't fool me
Felix is girl
>>702692265
he claimed it, it's his now anon, stop crying
>>702692265
WAIFU CLAIMER BATTLEEEEE!
>>702691500
>tactics
Wew not my game
>>702692030
>>702692265
and so the Megumeme battle begins
>>702692707
that things a girl
fucking Japan
>>702692359
>implying guys look like girls
What backwards country do you live in?
>>702692504
I was in this thread before him
>>702692707
>implying the wiki is made by the creators
>>702692252
What engine?
And not the original trans? That car must've been through hell in it's prime.
Eh, it's a tad uneventful. Nothing i really wanted to get done got done.
>Normal barber is on vacation till tomorrow
>Bike shop closed till tomorrow cause holiday
>No replies back from RX7 owners
>Ended up not sleeping cause I made my friend a birthday Cheese cake out of actual cheese
>Didn't shave because heat
Over all though, I suppose it could be far worse.
>>702692558
I dunno, with tactics you end up doing stuff like in that vid. Makes for hilarity.
>>702693008
I'm not that good with tactical type games
>>702692265
its okay anon i would cry too if someone else claimed best explosion
>>702689793
Same here. BC bro, though. My parent's never spoke French around us kids so unfortunately all I know is what I learned in school.
>>702689791
Rollin for steal.
>>702683629
In this thread you can play the game "Guess the virgin", anyone contributing is a sure answer.
>>702693963
so how was your day?
