New grenade thread >Where the fuck is op edition
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New grenade thread
>Where the fuck is op edition
fuck
>>702677434
OP IS KILL MODS MODS MODS
I hope people will start migrating, OP's thread is going to 404 soon.
literally kys OP
>>702677434
oP here,
exploaded my faap arrm23
>>702677747
you're not op, you're just a faggot
and now we wait
>>702677434
bump for autism
>>702677788
OP here, last pic of my fap arm since its exploded
>>702677788
pls make video
>>702677788
Gogogo make 4chan great again
>>702677788
Glad you're still with us. Respect on the trips/hitler dubs. Time to brap some shit up sir.
>>702677788
WE'RE HERE BOYS
>checked
>>702677788
what a mad man
>>702677788
hi op
>>702677788
that thing looks t iny
>>702677788
Do it already you slapsticky faggot
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>702677788
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ayyyyy blow some shit up fam
Put me in the screencap
Hi OP
that's not a nice thing to say about your penis
just blow it already and stop teasing us
>>702677788
Do it op
Trips demand
op are you alone or do you have someone who is going to stay at a safe distance and post ur dead body?
>>702677788
Trips dubs means you must throw the grenade.
>>702677788
Sweet numbers, plz don't be faggot and delivar
posting in legendary thread w
FUCKING DO IT OP
>>702677788
RECORD IT FAGGOT, then post screens of the video
>>702677788
Time for fucking fireball. Wizard op
>tfw OP might actually make /b/ great again
screencap pls
Just here for the screencap, move along
>>702678104
Said all the guys at the gay gang bang
film it and then take pictures of the aftermath, then, post the video when get home
>>702677788
So it OP
Big German Fan is watching too
>>702677775
Those are some nice gumdrop nips
>select all images with pasta or noodles
>>702677788
do it op
Posting in epic bread
DO IT!!!
nigga will end up in nugget porn after this shit
>>702678055
That is one dank meme
Fucking film it ! Don't be a faggotory
can't wait for it to do nothing and everyone to be let down.
do it
OP here,
I did it
It didn't exploded.
DO A FLIP
Wait.
Wrong thread.
05/09/16
The day OP delivered.
Boi he gonna do it
>>702678231
i know
delicious
>>702677788
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If he makes a video someone turn it into Isis propaganda
I've been here too long for opening to deliver
o lordy !
>>702677599
>>702677711
>>702677788
>>702677933
Witnessed
op go to the area where you will throw it to clear away any animals first. they don't deserve to die for a shitty thread
Sent from my Android phone
>>702677788
OP is a fake fag with girly hands.
>>702678332
pics or it didnt happen nigger
PUT ME ON THE SCREENCAP
Time to make a history. Go op
OP NEVER POSTS AGAIN
op is ded
>>702678332
pics with pin out to confirm saddest day of my life
OP died
could just be the same OP
HE GONNA HIT A MOONSHINE TANK
DOOOO ITTTTT!
>>702678396
Shut that fuck up
Sent from my refrigerator
You've got the whole world backin' ye here OP. Do it for the greater good
DIE ALREADY DAMMIT ! ! !
how far can you throw, op?
will in thread
Hold on op. We need more dank memes for the screen cap
>>702678332
What. Post pics or did not happen
I've been capping OP posts just quick snaps will link album.
>I smell a deliver
>>702677434
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Confirmed op is dead
Rip OP
OP is pepsi
>>702678444
Trips have spoken
COME ON OP, I TOLD MY BOSS THAT MY MOTHER WAS SICK FOR THIS
The grenade made a small ass pop noise and some dirt flew around. 5/10 would not reccomend
is op kill?
PUT ME ON THE SCREENCAP FAGS
Need to deliver op.
It's been a while since we ha e had gold
FUCKING DO IT ALREADY FAGGOT
>>702678531
Idiot
I think he is dead
I will respect you if you do it.
>>702678537
>>I smell a deliver
Yeah, well I smell bullshit.
F op
Do it don't let my erection be in vain
>>702678579
POST THE VIDEO FAGGOT
>>702678579
I hope you filmed it.
>>702678579
not sure if OP?
>>702678579
Welp.
better happen
>>702678579
What the fuck anon
>>702678579
FUCK YOU
>Didn't take a photo of the explosion
Fake
>>702678579
mission failed
>>702678579
Great, now you have to kill yourself for playing with us
>>702678579
Pick of shell bits or it didn't happen
>>702678579
Grenade clearly visible in hand shadow, Pic of debris!
>>702678572
First time for everything, And in the most disappointing thread on /b/
This thread is the story of my life. So much build up, so much promise, the anticipation then........nothing.
>>702678579
video or it didnt happen
>>702678579
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>702678579
You got some hair on your balls OP I give you that.
>>702678579
I hope you at least saved the ring as a souvenir. So see if there are any other parts lying around that you could save as a souvenir.
>>702678579
NOOOOOOOOO, pls be fake op
>>702678579
What a fakefag piece of shit. Fuck off back where you came from.
>>702677788
this thing is literally plastic, u can see the light penetrating in some of the pictures. its obviously fake
you faggots have been baited by troll OP
>>702678579
DIE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702678579
Then just post some dank memes. We need them for screen cap
>>702678579
Fuck off OP you are a fag as usual
>>702678579
Where's the video bitch real nigga shit RNS
POSTING TO BE PART OF HISTORY
>>702678579
WHAT!?
>>702678579
WAIT GUYS
LOOK
AT
THE
SHADOW
MOTHER FUCKER
Someone monitor emergency radio stations around the area that one anon found him.
Also screencap
>>702678579
fag
Welp, back to shitposting.
ANON WE WANT PROOF FUCKING DELIVER YOU NIGGERFAGGOT
>>702678579
go to the place were it exploded faggot.
FUCKING FAGGOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
alex here, can confirm op is a faggot
>>702678579
DAT SHADOW AHS YOUR GRENADE!
NOOOOOOOOOO OP YIU FAILED US
>>702678579
What the fuck did you just fucking type, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702678854
Yes, op still has the fake grenade in his/her hand in the last photo.
Faker and gayer than freddy mercury's wig.
>>702678854
>>702677788
>>702678579
Still, upload video so we can share in your dissapoint.
>>702678579
shadow!!
Well
>>702678854
WOA that is some illuminati shit
>>702678579
MISSION FAILED. WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.
>>702678898
It didn't explode. OPfag still has grenade in his hand in last photo. It's all a fake, as I said from the start.
>>702678579
SHADOW GRENADE
EVERYTHING IS A LIE
BUSH DID 911
>>702678579
THE FUCKING SHADOW ITS STILL IN HIS HAND FAGGOT
ONE DAY WILL DELIVER I JUST KNOW IT
12362 W Interstate 10
San Antonio, TX 78230
Last known location of OP
>>702679073
Emisoccer?
>>702678992
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>702679024
So?
>>702678854
Pretty sure that's his phone, dicktits
Don't give up now
banana thread now
Alright guys here's the deal, I got a call from my sister she's freaking out crying because the SWAT team is at the house but since I'm not home there's no fucking way I'm going back. I'll talk to y'all later. I'm in some shit
>>702679004
Fuck off with this photoshop shit.
>>702679022
There is no video since the whole thing was a fake. Check shadow in last pic.
At least everyone posted their dank memes for the screen cap so it was still full of win
>>702679184
>>702679135
>>702679073
that fucking multicam
>>702679192
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>702679192
Fake
>>702679192
NIGGER WHAT
Holy shit it was real
>>702679192
OP SWATTED
>>702679213
That's not evidence. It's quite likely a phone.
FUCKING FAGGOT. IT'S FAKE AF!
>>702678746
nothin but expectations
>>702679192
Oh no
>>702679192
Pray for u op
>>702679267
>>702678579
OP IS BUCKETHEAD!!!!!
P
I
S
BUCKETHEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmR3kp1pYt0
>>702679192
rip op
>>702679192
>>702679192
And that was the day that OP came up with a retarded excuse to just prove that hes a fag.
>SWAT team is at the house
perfect fucking 4chan bread
>>702679192
Hahaha gotcha OP
>>702679192
Welp. I am outta here.
what a fucking terrible waste of a thread
>>702679192
fuck off
BOOOOO annon boooo
>>702679192
Liar
>>702679192
Whatever you say, fakefag.
Go back to that shitty cumstained house, suck each other off, and clean your fucking mug.
>>702679192
im going to believe this because it's way more fun that way
what happen to this faggot?
<------------
Maybe OP can make it into a letdown-cap thread.
Perhaps a dank-meme-cap thread.
>>702679400
autism
>>702679192
Godspeed, you glorious bastard. Godspeed.
>>702679192
can someone read the vin off the pic here? the swats want talk to op
Sent from my Android phone
>>702679192
Sure jan
>>702679373
>>702679192
Go back and chuck the grenade at the SWAT teeam since you're already fucked anyways.
dafuq tho
bing that sucker off the swat van when they catch up. might be fake nade, but will still put a heck of a ding in there.
>>702678992
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
enjoy boys
>>702679400
checked
>>702679516
>>702679192
for those who want some screencaps, something fucked up but heres most
http://imgur.com/a/edWwI
yes imgur fuck it
>>702679523
Theyre at my fucking house im not home dumbass I'm at my friends
>>702679490
died
>>702679546
Holy shit
>>702679546
somethin seems shopped
LISTENING TO POLICE BAND RADIO, OP CONFIRMED FUCKED. "YOUNG MALE WITH LIVE HAND GRENADE. SWAT ON SCENE, SUSPECT NOT AT HOME"
>>702679546
And how was the pic made then?
>>702679192
fuck off nutsack we aint buying it anymore
>>702679490
ruski granade?
>>702679585
Gave me a giggle
>>702679631
Then go back home, dumbass
>>702679546
He's holding the camera up.
Idiot.
>>702679192
And that's why we can't have nice things. Come on guys, now next time some anon gets a grenade he's not going to post it.
>>702679490
Please... quench our thirst for explosions fag with the more legit looking nade
>>702679192
Shut the fuck up OP, you are just a gigantic faggot.
>>702679694
Not shopped
>>702679650
Rip fag that owned a grenade
>>702679577
Not sure if new copy pasta, or just really really new guy
Do in listening to local broadcast, he isn't lying, police talking about white male who has live remade
>>702679192
OP delivered
>>702679699
fake kys
>>702679699
proof?
make webm of radio
>>702679699
gake and fay
but checked
>>702679192
enjoy
>>702679699
linky or you stinky
>>702679699
give us the link then faggot
take up arms and start a rebellion make a happening happen pussy
>>702679849
On the internet?
if so, attach link.
So how fucked is OP?
Should he throw his phone away?
>>702679897
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13814
Where is proxybro?
>>702679699
if real top kek
>>702679699
THE DAY OP GOT FUCKED FOR LYING TO /b/
>>702679952
well he basically just threw his life away the moment he started this thread
>>702679895
Finally, something I can be grateful for in both of OP's threads.
>>702679699
DUBS CONFIRM
>>702679704
Well not with as grenade shaped phone, you faggot.
>>702679990
Im listening to this also. Did they really mention grenade? They aren't mentioning it.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE 404
Who here listening to police scanner?
OP you won't get outta this just an Hero!
>>702680227
I don't hear anything about it either
>>702679847
i fucking wonder
>>702679990
Haven't heard anything yet. Pretty fucking garbled.
HAS OP DELIVERED?!
more?
>>702680268
iam
im listening to it and i hear alot of "8172" what ever the fuck that means
>>702680268
here, don't hear anything about it, not sure if swat would have the same channel as police.
>>702680268
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13814
me but i havent heard anything about a grenade
>>702680349
just heard something about robbery
>>702680341
>>702680349
Yea they aren't saying anything clear.
>>702680349
http://wiki.radioreference.com/index.php/San_Antonio_Police_Call_Codes
i don't see grenade on there
Lol slow day in San Antonio so says the p. scanner
>>702680268
They talk about a robbery
--- FAKE NOT ABOUT OP
>>702680430
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13814
That was OP burglaring our assholes.
holy shit op
you done fucked up
Is OP still here?
>>702680430
yep
>>702679699
sure, you live in san andreas and have a police radio. you are a bigger faggot than op!
>>702680349
It's the number of dicks OP has sucked.
NEW THREAD
>>702680405
>>702680405
>>702680405
>>702680443
they'd probably just use the bomb threat one
no reason someone can't actually call the police and tell them a white male in a red mustang has a live hand grenade. improve this thread
>>702680502
OP is a faggot
"alarms are going off but nobodys there"
>>702680343
get the fuck out, this thread is about a different type of blows
>>702680769
Seems like there was a Robbery not OP and his grenade
>>702680342
idk did he
>>702680612
>>702680612
>>702680612
>>702680612
Someone in the area do this, for great justice.
>>702680268
their talking about a traffic violation right now
>>702680780
enjoy nothing then, no grenade or tits
Can someone just call the San Antonio police and report him since he trolled us
call the cops on OP hes being a fag
maybe op robbed his sister
>>702681080
fine, post more tits then
'looks like the guy's got a car'
something about shutting main roads
>>702681059
stolen car in the road
>>702679506
Shut the fuck up
Sent from my refrigerator
>>702681374
don't think its op tho, they didn't mention anything about a grenade all this time
robbery and popeyes
i bet its a nigger
dementia patient in hawaiian print dress missing... might be op
What was that? looking at the video?
>>702681747
of course, after all, OP's forgotten to clean that fucking cup all this time
another grenade fag
>>702679595 →
Lets blow some things up.
op didnt deliver
im sure a greade threat wouldve been mentioned more than a nigger in a hawaiian shirt behind a popeyes
