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Britfags report
stoned after work on a shit monday
nudes and pepes
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>>702673799
london checking in! too stoned to post a pic right now. drinking san miguel also. nice dubs.
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>>702673985
Posted in berkshire listening to metal drinking redstripe
Wat ya doin
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>>702673799
SK14 crew reporting in.

Stoned after work on an ok Monday.
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>>702675388
SL1
Bumping with pepes
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>>702673799
Liverpool reporting in
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Scotland reporting in. In a few years we won't be able to reply to threads like this!
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>>702675639
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OP here still bumping with pepes
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YORKSHIRE!

Everyone seen the M62 police chase recorded by the passenger?
>https://youtu.be/UHJOD12LWpw

I fucking love his running commentary.
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>>702676543
HAHAHA
"I AINT EVEN GOT A BELT ON MY BROTHA!!"
Sounded just like devvo
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>>702675859
why do you have high hopes of scottish independance? it'll never happen
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ox14 reporting in! But can't get stoned. Combo of no weed and work in the morning.
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>>702676948
>work in the morning
>doesn't get stoned

fag
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Live Tweeting University Challenge. Rock and Roll
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>>702676889
Hater
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>>702675957
hahhahaha i like you
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Sheffield reporting in
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>>702676948
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>>702676889
They'll almost certainly be another referendum. Those who voted No last time but want to stay in the EU will probably tip it over the line. A Yes side doesn't need to increase their support by much to do it.
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>>702677264
2/10
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>>702677084
Fuck off :), I tend not to sleep if I have weed after 3/4pm - yeah I'm an old fuck. I have a job where I can't turn up blasted or otherwise.
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>>702676856
It's my favourite video of the year.
>YOU NEARLY HIT THAT TRUCK! LET ME OUT! Pull over and let me out!
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>>702677280
not that it's any of your business, but I'm actually married.
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Medway Towns here.
Wouldn't mind a weed hook up!
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>>702677404
Jesus, I'm the complete opposite, I find it really helps me sleep.

I can't turned up caned to work, and luckily they don't drug test. But I find a couple of Js after work is relaxing and like my little treat. My reward for making it through the working day. Like the same way a lot of people treat a couple of beers or glasses of wine.
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>>702678054
I find that weed is best for me early in the morning, slows down my day and I get more* stuff done. It drains the next day if I have any after a certain time possibly due to the sleep deprevation or brain chem unbalance.

*watching tv and junk food catch up
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London here, is the fag with Emma's nudes about?
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>>702676543
Fuckin' kek'd.

To any 'Muricans or anyone watching, this is the typical youth of today and one of the reasons our country is on a rapidly increasing downward spiral.
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>>702678573
Hi Emma, I'm Brian.........
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>>702678573
Bumping with more of her
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>>702678673
I've seen it so many times and I can't stop laughing. I've not come across the original yet, I want to know what happens.

>WEVE GOT A 5 OF JUNGLE AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP GOING TIL WE KEEP GOING
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>>702675388
What the fuck man. Hydecunt here.
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>>702673799
postcode fag? CF45 reporting in
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AB31
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>>702675388
you are fucking retarded
are you 12
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>>702673799
About to leave for work, overnights suck.
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>>702681264
>AB31
scottish fag
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>>702677296
I voted remain, but I don't think they'll be another. They'll delay it long enough and then they'll have like a conference where they'll say something like "We've looked over the situation and it is not feasible for the UK to survive outside the EU" and then all the xenophobes will get pissed for a month because they don't understand politics and it will all go back to normal

B63 Birmingham here. 25 M
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BS354LU here, drinking cheap cider and eating fray bentos.

My life sucks
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>>702681872
is that
25 M(ale)
or
25 M(uslim)
?
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>>702682165
M(ohammed) there are no white people in birmingham
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>>702673799
BREXIT !!!!
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WV8 codsall
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Crimewatch is on, lets see how many good old fashioned names like Jamal, Abdul, and Mohammed appear
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>>702678004
gills boi
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>>702682165
>>702682991
West Birmingham, not many brown people this way. To be fair the only really Arab places are just outside central Bham like Sparkhill and Sparkbrook. I think it's only like 11% Arab/ Indian in Bham anyway.
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>>702683701
First one is 2 sand niggers.
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>>702673799
THE EU DONT NEED GB !!!
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>>702673799
God shave the Queen
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>>702683801
West Brum? Whereabouts? I went to the Uni 10-13.
Leicestershirefag here
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>>702683801
Ah it's actually 27% Asian - Middle Eastern / Indian / Chinese / Bangladeshi and 8% Black
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>>702684005
Halesowen

Went Wolvo uni and it was a massive waste of time, I passed, but I still hated my time there
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>>702684194
you should've kept it local, UoB was fucking great. You ever go into the city and dick around near the canal? I used to work on one of the tourist trip boats, shit was funny
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>>702683701
So far it's 2 white criminals and 5 sand niggers.
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>>702684434
This guy gets it
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Anyone want more of this Wolverhampton girl?
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Leeds reporting in.

fuckin MOT
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>>702684388
I didn't have the grades for UoB but I've been through the uni and it's well nice there, like a proper uni. Wolvo was just a building that was a uni...

Canals was my teenage years. Those were the dirty greebo days!
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>>702684434
it gets worse its a scottsman, a welshman and 5 sand niggers...
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what's everyone up to tonight? I'm sipping an Earl Grey and comtemplating having just spent £3k on a Master's
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>>702677296
There will be no second referendum.
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>>702684701
Fucks sake, close the borders. Navy patrolling our waters.
Send em all home.
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>>702684904
I wasn't born here, but my parents were

Do I get deported?
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>>702684682
Yeah, Wolverhampton was one of my back-ups if anything went wrong with my A-Levels... still, not as bad as the fact that Bradford was asking for so few UCAS points that I could have gone on my AS results...
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>>702673799
Home a few hours ago. Just smoked some weed and currently building the City 17 citadel on: shanmerica.zapto.org:25565
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>>702685074
Do you believe in Christian British Values?
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>>702684904
Block up our end of the channel tunnel. Announce all "immigrants" in France can come through. When they're all in? Explosives BOOM!, Europe sorted, immigrants sorted, Brexit sorted. Fuck you. Good night
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Goole here.
mad for it.
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>>702685207
I would vote for you for Prime minister.
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>>702685207
that would deal with a maximum of 9,000 of the 1.6 million plus migrants in Europe right now, and would only encourage the rest to try and get across by boat, resulting in many drowning in the Channel and the survivors crawling onto our beaches, desperate and violent.
If you're going to advocate force, at least have some imagination about it.
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>>702685351
Yes mate. I'm a fucking problem solver.
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>>702685111
They take AS results? I did pretty bad at that too. Uni was a total piss take though, all my essays just used Wiki references and I got a 2.2 somehow. Hardly went in, but wooo ... done and over.

>>702685203
I went to a Roman Catholic school but don't really take religion seriously but take morals from it. As for British values, I don't really know what they are. I just think of football, drinking and biased racism.
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>>702685530
Can you solve fucking Bradford? Because that place is a real shithole.
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>>702675377
got any st bernards girls nudes?
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>>702673799
why don't you limeys ever brush your teeth?
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>>702685458
where theres a will theres away
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bumping with pepe
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>>702685595
> football, drinking and biased racism

My nigger
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>>702673799
i went back to school today.
i am a white male teacher
work in a mixed school ages 11-16
ama
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>>702685663
topkek.. no nothing but nukes can save it
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>>702685795
Where abouts?
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>>702685795
did you brush your teeth before class?
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>>702685595
AS still gives you UCAS points - just half of what A2s do. So in 2010 it was 60 for an A, 50 for a B, etc. Bradford wanted 180 UCAS points, and my AS results gave me 220!
Sucks that your course was a piss-take.
I'm not the anon talking about British values, but here's the litmus test - do you see the point of queues, of fair play, of sharing for the common good, of respect for the past and respect for the community? If so, welcome aboard, you're officially not a Pakistani
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rh12
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>>702686050
the north
>>702686090
i need i woke up earlier and had a large breakfast too with a brew
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Plymouth reporting in.
With a couple of Scots
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>>702686140
bro you can give hand jobs for petty cash in dark alleys for all we give a fuck
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>>702685795
do you get mad amounts of stationery?
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>>702686027
Ah, you've been there!
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>>702686505
bought them all using last year's subject. I took out all the new glue sticks today
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London checking in, gf is asleep bored
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yes
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Rotherham here. 15 hours into my working day. I can't do this much longer
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>>702686471
get back to Luton Tariq, haven't you got any inbred cousins to fuck?
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>>702686780
should have studied in school then
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Leicester based reporting in.
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up the ira
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>>702685795
Do you regularly witness lethal mass shootings in class? Oh of course you don't, you're in England where we're not fat heavily armed retards. Good man.
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British teeth
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>>702685723
Free dental. When they fall out we get permanent ones for free
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>>702686780
what are you doing, call centre?
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>>702679861
Philomina Cunk.

Wanna smash that into next week
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>>702686690
Pics of GF. Unless she is anything other than white and English.
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>>702686868
fuck yes Leicesterbro
Did you go to QE?
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>>702686974
Nah. I'm a geordie that got lost down here.
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>>702686895
i saw a child admonished today by another student. A rather large child was opening a new pack of pencils under the desk - it sounded like unwrapping food. Another student shouted ARE YOU EATING? Shots fired so to speak
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>>702686919
Way to have fuck awful standards buddy
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>>702686331
yo I'm from Torbay moved up to London
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>>702686848
For real. My job is good money and I'm quite lucky to be here to say I didn't get past A levels but fuck, the brewery has poured a million pound into this place and I have massive pressure on me
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>>702687135
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>>702686140
Oddly enough I was born in one of the most racist places in the world ... but I'd rather be there than here... I can get citizenship which is currently been sorted, so when that's sorted I'm heading home!
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>>702686974

QE? Paki detected
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>>702687236
blatant faggot
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>>702686938
here I took a picture for you bro
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>>702687605
i expected to see a crusty sock
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>>702687422
I was one of the 20% of students there that were white
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>>702687510
dammit I knew I typed too queer
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>>702687753

That place needs Anders Brevik mate, disgusting to see that McIndians van outside everyday when I drive past
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>>702687746
not everyone is as tragic as you
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>>702673799
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>>702684604
We are Leeds MoT

KBEES REPORTING IN
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>>702687906
what choice did I have? Stay on at the Grammar School and continue to be browbeaten for talking too posh and not being a rugby-playing grade-8-in-eight-instruments six-footer with wealthy parents, or go to Beauchamp to chill with entitled hothoused Asians cramming to get into medicine at Imperial, or go to Gateway and get murdered by Somalis.
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>>702688317

not even an honourable mention for Guthlaxton? disappointing
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dixout4harambe.org
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>>702688508
wrong side of town for me, but good call though, I met some solid musicians from there
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Wa7 fag reporting in
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>>702688317

Another plus point is Vicky park right near by which is prime raping ground
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>>702687825
You did sir. Or should I call you.. Miss Faggot?
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>>702677264
Worksop here, good evening sir!
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dl5 just had my bedtime joint feelsgoodman
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>>702689006
mostly just thronged with stoned UoL students when I was there, tbh I was more worried about gettnig mowed down on my bike by showoffs driving on Mill Lane by DMU in their pimped out VW Golfs. Even though it cut off a rat-run I was pretty pleased when they closed the top of it off - plus by then I'd moved out of the West End and had been whisked off to the county.
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>>702673799
Barnsley lad calling in.
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>>702677264
I've only got some dank jack herer. Wish I had nugs like those
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Important question my fellow britbottles: will Helen get let off the hook, or will Rob win and take Henry and Gideon off to his rape dungeon forever?
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BH fag reporting.
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any advice on how to lose my virginity at a local whorehouse?
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>>702689719
don't, you'll regret it. Get an online dating profile, if it worked for me it'll definitely work for you m8.
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>>702689719
ask anyone except the cleaner for sex you fucking inbred
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>>702686974
Fuckin Leicesterfags full to the brim with foreigners and you vote for brexit wtf
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>>702688074
moar?
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>>702689970
I didn't, not that it made any difference
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>>702690065
hmmm pay me :P
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>>702689127
yes?
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Birmingham represent
Going to get blazed after I finished all my work, got a fuck ton left tho which is a wounder
Pic related
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>>702689817

but im ugly as fuck

>>702689920

i dont get you
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>>702677296
Yeah, but the new EU (without the UK) will be very different to the one we had before June. It has lost one of its major sponsors. The economies of the latge remaining EU states have suffered incredibly in the last 3 months since the brexit vote.
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