You know, I used to out myself on 4chan from time to time. It usually resulted in an interesting question-and-answer session and some irreverent heckling. For the last little while any time I've outed myself I've been swarmed by wolfpacks of shitposting middle schoolers calling me a "nigger" and an egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of kids.
And then you wonder why famous people don't post on 4chan any more, /b/.
nigger
>>702672641
>calling me a "nigger" and an egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of kids
Well, they are a bunch of kids. Didn't you know that?
>>702673185
Didn't used to be. This place has really changed.
>>702673427
I used to live in a place that was a nice place to live. Then some magazine rated as a great place to live. The locusts swarmed in and destroyed why it was a great place to live.
>>702673740
Yeah, but why deliberately try to drive away a celeb? It's not just me. I've seen it happen to others, too. When are these kids ever going to get another opportunity to chat with someone famous?
>>702674286
Well, I'm chatting with you.
>>702674416
how famous are you?
are the jews in control of youre life?
Who u
>>702674416
True. But you'll never know I really am because the second I outed myself, this would turn into a shit-show of bananas and "niggers."
>>702674715
Please don't take offense but I put little store in "celebrity".
"Celebrity" does not add value to opinions.
>>702674707
I am not the alleged celebrity
>>702673427
>This place has really changed.
not really
/b/ has been a containment board since anime got his is own board
>>702674715
Let's play "What's My Line". Are you a black celebrity?
>>702675186
That's fine, I don't mind. I don't put great stock in celebrity either, but it's nice to be able to have some respectful back-and-forth. I used to be able to do that on 4chan. Now it's like sticking my face in a meat slicer. For some reason people here now try to actively drive away anyone with any celebrity at all.
>>702675554
Yes, I'm Alfonso Ribeiro.
>>702675554
No hints, sorry. You'll just have to live with not knowing. But the fact that I'm literate and capable of stringing a sentence together should tell you I'm not a pop singer or an athlete anyway.
>>702675830
lol nigger
>>702675858
Idris Elba?
>>702675858
Bill Cosby
>>702672641
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
muah xoxoxoxo
>>702674286
You pretentious cocksucker. Are you hearing yourself? Why should I give a fuck about chatting with someone famous? To me, all celebrities are just like any other anonymous internet user. I'm not going kiss your nutsack just because you think you're hot shit.
>>702672641
B
WAS
NEVER
GOOD
You know, when you say you 'outed yourself' it really just sounds like you're coming out of the closet or something. You gay ass nigger.
>>702676174
lmao
>>702672641
when you say 'out myself', do you mean declaring that you're a famousfag, or do you mean pic and timestamp?
two very different levels of outing.
See what I mean?
>>702672641
kys
>>702672641
/b/ was never good
also, it's summer
there are famous people on /b/ still,I can assure you ;)
>>702672641
This /b that we failed to make...
>>702676506
They are like flies buzzing about. Just ignore them.
So are you male of female?
>wäh im semi-famous and outed myself on an anonymous image board for publicity and got shit for it life is unfair
>>702676506
Obviously you don't come to 4chan much. You need to reply to those who actually have an interest in chatting with you. Do you even know where you're at?
>>702676642
Female. Also, I'm currently in your area and very horny.
>>702676859
Sorry, I don't do black females.
Niggerfaggot, you are no different than a basement dweller.
Relax off the pretentious shit.
The only reason someone would want you to out yourself is to troll you, dummy.
Sit back and be humble.
>>702677010
Excuse me? I'm not black, I'm ebony. Racist jive turkey.
what country are you from OP? im guessing america?
>>702677240
I can't be racist. I'm black.
Go away, Al Gore. We all know ManBearPig isn't real.
>>702677603
You're the most racist person I've ever met and I've met Donald Trump.
>>702674286
it's nobody's wish to talk to someone famous unless you're a really high level athlete and some kid aspires to be as good as you, if you're in film/music you are trash, tone down your inflated ego and sense of self worth dude you're human like everyone else, either contribute to the board or fuck off.
>>702676256
seriously fuck this guy, posting this in every thread
>>702677993
like anally?
>>702677864
>either contribute to the board or fuck off
Exactly. {lease create one of the following:
- Cock Tribute
- Facebook Fap
- Pictures You Shouldn't Have
- Boxxy
- Traps
- Jesus Loves You
- What would you do to my (some female)
>>702678268
rolling for cock and jesus
>>702675598
Because why would anyone want some retard on here who's answering questions for attention? To 4chan users you're less useful than the guy who posts a funny image on YLYL, at least he makes people laugh, not some nigger clown who's like I IZ FAMOUS ASK ME STUFF motherfucker go find another way to feed your ego, I'm proud of these kids they have a backbone and self respect now unlike the Reddit tards, go there for some ez attention you weak sack of shit
>>702672946
FPBP
this is not your echo chamber faggot op
>>702677993
I love the attention :^)
>>702678129
bottom or top?
So this thread is pretty shite. Good job, OP.
>>702672641
Maybe it's just me but I can't think of a celebrity for whom I would have questions simply because of their celebrity. I guess I just don't have an Enquiring Mind.
>>702672641
Do famous people actually walk around on earth believing that non famous people are even thinking about meeting them all the time? Holy shit OP KYS
>>702679054
how about we take it slow first with some netflix and rape.. i mean chill, netflix and chill*
>>702679321
How could they not? Look at all the coverage slathered on them. Go through a grocery checkout and look at the reading material. Apparently A LOT of people care.
>>702679277
it's cuz you're a boring nobody
>>702672641
Unless the celebrity is someone who actually accomplished something like Bill Gates, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, or like an extremely old person like betty white, then I literally don't care about their experiences.
I've driven Ice Roads, lived off the wilderness isolated from civilization for years, work in dozens of industries, seen people die and lose limbs, I'm more interesting then some stupid fuck who won the lottery or can sing.
Celebrity status doesn't make you interesting at all.
>>702678268
you forgot about loli threads, faglord
>>702679513
sounds good
but I'm allergic to latex and lube
you're into bugchasing?
just add me on skype Hitman90001
>>702679797
>or like an extremely old person
I'm 72. Will that do?
>>702679851
bugchasing.. uh sure and no worries baby i dont use latex *wink wink*
>>702680028
It's not like i'd be blown away by that, but your age at least means you were there when important things happened, and there ARE questions I could ask.
A boring 72 year old has more to say than a 29 year old who's a celebrity.
but 72 isn't THAT old, I more meant people in their late 80's etc, you know, for instance my grandma used to tell me about the first time she a horseless carriage, or how they had a "cold room" wear my grandpa would hang dead animals to let maggots eat the bad flesh off and tenderize the meat before she would butcher them.
Those are interesting things..... I went to an audition, the casting lady thought I was attractive, then i got a big paycheque is fucking not interesting.
>>702680469
>72 isn't THAT old
Feels fuckin' old to me, sonny.
>>702680469
What if I'm like really, really, like really attractive. I mean like the kind of attractiveness that makes you fall in love with yourself. What then?
>>702674286
Fuck me I'm curious now.
I'm a new fag but have always thought /b was like a Wild West of degeneracy. Seems like it goes through phases. Loads of loli threads at the moment dick rate stuff. Regardless of who you are you are adding some newish content so kudos
>>702680761
die already you decrepit old fuck.
>>702675598
It's envy mate.
>>702681042
Nah. I'm going to let you young fucks bankrupt yourselves paying for me.
>>702681042
kek
>>702681378
& the revenge
Ok I got a seriou question. Is the celebrity (money, chicks etc) worth it when you have to give up all privacy?
From my perspective it would be nice to be famous for a bit but the constant attention from the press and the great unwashed sounds fucking horrendous.
>>702681378
fucking old bastard
>>702674286
>chance to speak with someone famous
>chance to stub their toe
>chance to see a tree in person
>chance to climb a tree
>chance to swim in water
>chance to stand up from a sitting position
>chance to sleep in a bed with cotton sheets
Are you starting to get it a little bit?
Talking to someone some housewives buy magazines about isn't impressive, or alluring.
As said before, unless you're someone who actually did something amazing like buzz aldron, maybe even mike tyson, then no one cares. 95% of the planet isn't impressed, and doesn't give half a fuck.
>>702680469
90 year old faggot reporting in,
I joined 1939 when /b/ and /pol/
raided poland
we used to call it ''Blitzkrieg''
ask me anything
>>702681704
1/3 right
>>702681846
Who was the Queen of /b/ in 1939?
Go to reddit OP. No one on 4chan is going to tongue your anus.
>>702682191
eva braun
>>702681849
dick still work?
>>702682604
Sure does. But hard to find employment.
>>702674286
Nigger
>>702682748
old whippersnapper throwing out molotovs left and right
>>702682497
Ha! Caught you in a lie. It was Ilsa.
>>702679632
>a lot of people
>the same autistic girls that have a crush on any guy who's over a 7/10
>a lot of people
Literally not a single one of anyone I've ever known has purchased a celebrity magazine or spend a second on those celebrity gossip shows, anone with an ounce of self respect in life wouldn't give a flying fuck about any celebrity unless you're like someone amazing, like Tyson or some shit, because he's actually th toughest mofo alive, singers and actors are just ego freaks
HERP DERP I MUST BE SEEN BY EVERYONE ON THE BIG SCREEN BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD ME IM SPESHUL
>>702683092
OBJECTION: Ilsa was a wannabe queen. Eva was the true queen.
>>702679636
And you're a cuck, what can anyone possibly want to ask a famousfag? They pay big money to people who can actually come up with questions and they usually resort to like "how's it like being famous??"
>>702672641
are you retarded nigger? /b/ has been full of dipshit teenagers for the last 10 years
>>702683219
No one ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
>>702683517
but you admit to being a boring nobody?
>>702683387
If there were any justice it would have been Leni Riefenstahl
>>702679632
>apparently a lot of people
M8 you're an idiot, which one of your friends has a celebrity magazine? Please use your brain before you type.
>>702683770
OBJECTION: I agree.
OP, go hang out with all the other douche bags at burning man or something, gracing us common folks with your presence is more than we can stand, you pretentious prick!
>>702672641
Why do you feel the need to outing yourself on an anonymous image board?
It's anonymous for a reason. You as a celebrity should know how much value in anonymity lies. Just enjoy 4chan for what it is. You are just another anon and thats fine. You can have good discussion without outing yourself.
>>702676859
>>702680379
/thread
>>702676316
What the fuck is B!?
>>702681157
You're right it's not because it's offensive to one's intelligence when someone thinks peasants are interested in them because they're better known, the envy, people liking humble celebrities over liking self absorbed attention vampires? Envy!!! Let me guess you've also convinced yourself people who don't like you really wanna be like you? Typical low IQ delusions, keep reading Nicki minaj-ish level life quotes and philosophies you retarded baboon.
>>702684584
>>702684584
Your parents never told you? Well, you see, there are Bs and there are birds, and when the two of them join together you make a baby. The birds and the Bs... it's a beautiful thing.
>>702683689
You're the one who's so eager to ask "famous" people questions, pretty clear who's the retarded nobody lol
>>702683689
Also I'm probably 10 times more of a somebody than you or anyone related to you will ever ever be, cuck
>>702675858
>literate
>Non singer
>Non athlete
>Most likely black
Fuck of Opera!
dude, this is a free for all. we all don't say shit like that. don't punish those of us that aren't pieces of shit by giving in to the pieces of shit. sorry this happens
Im famous and still browse /b/
What kind of fuxking ego bucket you need to fill to get praise from the faggots who browse /b/¿
Ive been famous for a lil while now but i was a /b/ro since 2006.
So ill tell ya what its definatly devolved. It was never good but it was better.
>>702685333
The trips has spoken
>>702683092
remove thyself back to>>>/m/arx neger
eva-chan is superior ehefrau-fu
>>702684978
whoa whoa whoa, don't just casually drop an r-bomb on me like that. not coolio bruh, now i never said that i was eager to ask someone whom i have literally no idea who they are a question. all i said was that you're boring and a nobody which as far as i know is true since you've never once denied it or even addressed it, kinda just glossed over it. anyways, it doesn't matter. i'm a nobody, op's a nobody, everyone in this thread is a nobody. we're all just bored and sad, maybe a little lonely, but at least we're bored, sad and lonely together or whatever.. you f-fag
>>702676256
Go fuck if in some other thread faggot
well, OP, that's 4chan nowadays. one minute you get respect and the other your called a normie, nigger, or even a jim-boner McSpazatron
>>702672641
C'mon Taylor Swift, we won't call you a nigger, I promise!
>>702675858
are you one of the whitest kids i ever knew to do a rap about getting high with dinosaurs
>>702676296
>>702676386
>>702676545
>>702677864
>>702678442
All of this, fuck off pretentious alleged famousfag
>>702684664
If you are a member of the great unwashed why wouldn't you be envious of rich powerful people who have legions of women to fuck.
Or maybe th celebrity has achieved something real.
Not relevant but everyone likes me because I'm awesome.
retarded baboon. Kek
>>702679797
Did all of that, still doesn't know the difference between then and than. Fuck off lying faggot
>>702675186
It doesn't. I may have an underdeveloped center in my brain for celebrity, but I could give a fuck if your famous. Honestly.
>>702674286
Think about it. The more "celebrities" come here, the more it will attract newfags. You're seriously one of the reasons this place is shit and you're too stupid to realise it. That's implying you're actually a celeb. Which you're probably not. Fucking nigger.
>
>>702675858
Good Bono is a twat and so Dave Bowie.
>>702685541
I'm not a nobody, you are a nobody because you think you're a nobody, and judging on the info I gathered up to now from you, to you a somebody is famous and rich, this is a sad way to live, you have one life and you've deemed yourself low on the food chain, I'm a somebody because I respect myself, try it for once in your life, that's all it takes.
>>702685758
Why the fuck would I be envious when I can fuck girls with a bit of effort too? Sounds to me you're envious of humans as a whole, not just rich people.
>>702686528
nah, it's not like that. we're all nobodies because in the end none of this matters. not your vast fortune or how many people know your name, none of that matters... nothing does. i live and let live, enjoy the little things, treat everyone the same, because we are all the same. doesn't matter how much money you've got in the bank, or the brand-name clothes you've got in the closet... fuck, i feel like i'm rambling. i think you get the gist though
>>702686495
Hes also fuckin dead.
I'm reminded of an interview I read with Lucy Lawless where she talked about entering a Xena chatroom. They were all shit-talking Hercules, so Lucy told them that in many ways Hercules was a better show with higher production values. They accused her of trolling and when she tried to tell them who she was they banned her from the chatroom.
>>702673427
I remember when /b/was good
>>702672641
Nigger.
>>702685758
If the celebrity achieved something real, it's not envy it's respect, also envious people don't care about "real" achievements
Envious people care about the legions of girls, but wouldn't that mean they're envious of the 1/10 guys that can get any woman they want? So basically
You're talking about severe cases of neckbeard virgins who probably hate every Chad but you're speaking like anybody who isn't envious of celebrities is a madman, making us all look like Eliot Rodgers
>>702672641
> get called out for namefagging
> cry about it
>>702687606
why can't they see how much of a supreme gentleman i am
I think the Celibritard has left the room.
>>702686968
You need a hobby fag
>>702688182
Nope, just lurking while watching TV.
>>702672641
Stop looking for attention. Take your AMA to reddit, faggot nigger.
>>702688258
a hobby? like whittling?
Chikin
>>702688276
Taylor swift?
>>702688580
Shh, I'm going back to lurking now.
>>702672641
>I used to seek for attention on 4chan from time to time
ftfy
>It usually resulted in an interesting question-and-answer session
If you are genuinely interesting, you'll attract other people's interest, if you are being an attention seeking faggot, people will call you out on it.
>and some irreverent heckling
Contextual humor is only possible when you are bringing something interesting to be discussed.
>any time I've outed myself I've been swarmed by wolfpacks of shitposting middle schoolers calling me a "nigger"
"me, me, me, me, me..."
That's your problem, right there, nigger.
>egomaniac trying to impress a bunch of kids.
If you are behaving like a child and someone, a lot more mature than you are, schools you on your faggotry, you don't get to call them assholes, and pretend they are just "haters". Especially if it happens more than once.
>you wonder why famous people don't post on 4chan
I don't feel compelled to post on 4chan myself, most of the time, why would someone with a public image want to associate themselves with this dump? Especially after the exodus, before this trash can turned into funny junk 2.0.
tl;dr: OP is a faggot, and not even the interesting kind of faggot, like pic related.
>>702672641
>>702688795
Puhleeze! No one here calls Taylor Swift "nigger".
>>702672641
Femanon syndrome
>>702689160
damn right, we call taylor nigger swift. swiftest of the niggers
How about "Celebrity Jeopardy"? I'd like to buy a vowel.
>>702672641
It's ok, taytay. I don't post on /b/ anymore either. None of us do.
>>702689754
I'm a man outstanding in his field.
>>702690109
Thsys outstanding anon
>>702682379
Niggers will... They always do...
> Celebrity
> black
> female
> not an athlete of pop singer
> doesn't speak ebonics
> bad attitude
Michelle Obama!
>>702685651
>Taylor Swift
OP said not a pop singer
>>702690642
op said that to throw you off, you tard
>>702685553
>Go fuck if in some other thread faggot
literally what?
>>702675830
Let's see the Carlton, attention whore.
>>702690797
No, she said that to make you think she was just saying it to throw you off, tard.
>>702691168
nope, she said it to make you think that she was just saying it throw you off, but really she was just saying it throwing you off, you tard
Congrats OP! You generated a better thread than if you had revealed yourself.
>>702691530
nope, she said that to make you think that she said it to make you think that she was just saying it throw you off, but really she was just saying it throwing you off, you tard
>>702691679
but was she though? or maybe she was just trolling us all along, but really she was just trying to throw us off, you tard
>>702691679
I didn't say that she didn't say it. I said that she didn't say that she said it.
>>702691923
I'm pretty sure you said that she didn't say it, nowhere in your post is saying that she didn't say that she didn't say it.
>>702691923
>>702691802
>>702691679
>>702691530
>>702691168
>>702672641
You do know the rules? Time stamped tits or GTFO.
>>702692138
so you're saying that taylor swift is niggering up this thread?
>>702690870
here save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>702692406
She GTFO about half an hour ago.
>>702672641
The word nigger shouldn't bother you anymore. Black people have been calling each other niggers since the 80s in an attempt to reclaim the word and remove the hatred from it. It's obviously worked I mean everyone can say nigger now and the word has no hatred in it anymore right?
>>702692539
Actually still lurking, playing some vidya.
>>702692484
>implying I'm paying any attention to what is going on in this thread
>implying i give any more of a fuck about taylor swift than i do about any other random faggot posting in this thread
>>702692814
not nigger though, they say nigga. you dumb nigger
This is an *anonymous* board.
That'll the whole point.
Famous or not, if you post a thread here the topic of which is "LOOK AT ME AREN'T I SPECIAL AND UNIQUE. HERE'S MY NAME & WHAT I LOOK LIKE", you are a wasting everyone's time being an egotistical ass. You want sycophants to validate you as a person? Start a Reddit AMA, you pathetic faggot.
>>702692991
Oh right. Thanks for the heads up nigger.
>>702693123
sure thing, my nigger
>>702692885
>playing some vidya
Now I'm disappointed in you. I thought you might be reading some Proust. I'm glad you didn't take questions.
>>702693065
this. nobody cares, fuck off you cunt
>>702692991
Isn't the word "nigga" just the same as the word nigger, but written the way illiterate monkeys tend to say it?
>>702687606
What if this is terribly in acreage in almost every way? Kind of using semantics to boost your own argument.
>>702694134
something about that "hard r" that gets niggers all riled up, i honestly don't see or hear the difference, but niggers apparently do
>>702694274
Inaccurate
>>702694134
No, no, no! "Nigga" is the way the Kangs used to spell it. You can find it on the wall paintings of the pyramids.
>>702692991
there's no difference between nigger, nigga or n-word.
it's all the same nigga is just a mispelled version of nigger, bixnood
>>702694519
stfu you nigger before i go over there and shove my nigger down your nigger-loving throat
>>702672641
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>>702694682
I'm sorry I axed
>>702672641
nigger
>>702672641
Who are you, Taylor Swift?
>>702694682
Has anyone noticed the word nigger is kind of like the word smurf was for the smurfs?
>>702695170
what do you mean, you pipe-smoking monkey?
>>702694682
fuck off nigger, you can't nigger a nigger killing
real nigger from monteniggro like me, nigger
nigger Imma ride fo mah niggers
nig related
>>702672641
>they called me a nigger
>famous people don't post on 4chan anymore
What the fuck nigger
>>702673427
no it hasn't
well I suppose there's a few new boards
but aside from that it hasn't
nigger
>>702694682
Kick him in the nigger.
> it was a good story
>>702695134
Between the OP's post and your post, the gods of 4chan in their wisdom have generously provided all the other posts. Read them.
>>702676256
Nc b8
>>702685666
Check'd
>>702680469
Fuck I remember when my grandpa told me the first time he a horseless carriage
>>702696231
What did he do to the horse?
>>702696504
Well he was riding it one day and a fucking snake started a rattling, so the horse went and my grandpa. Never saw the horse again
>>702686495
Not OP but I know Bono and I'm lurking.
>>702693065
/thread
>>702697812
Who's Bono? Didn't he die?
>>702698384
Nope he's alive and well, although high. Sitting in this very room.
>>702698845
I thought he crashed into a tree while skiing.
