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Hey guys, my friend bought this grenade from some Freshman in HS for $50 and we think it's real. He got it from the deep web and when we shake it you can hear a powdery substance in it. What should we do?
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>>702671269
Unscrew that top. The primer will come out along with the spoon
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>>702671650
Will it kill me? I know nothing about grenades
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The part looks real but I think it's a fake/ homemade grande that have used old handgrande parts. Real or military grade grenades have chemical fuses and "explosive dough" so you should not be able to hear anything from inside the grenade.
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Remove the pin and throw in the fucking toilet
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Pull pin, place in toilet, run.
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>>702671269
Throw it in the woods and see if it blows up.
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>>702671269
Pull the pin and swallow the grenade.
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Run over with car
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Fyi you can't outrun a grenade.
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Put in microwave
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pull the pin and flush it
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that is made of plastic you can tell because it's made of plastic
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>>702671269
Throw it in your toilet , the ceramic will absorb the explosion
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Pull the pin and hold it to your ear.

Describe the sound you hear.
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In the pooper without the pin
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>>702672056
this
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>>702672164
No shit lolol
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Timestamp?
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Yeah can you show a timestamp op? Gotta make sure this is legit.
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Pull the pin, you will be fine
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>>702671269
pull pin put in toilet
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>>702671356
hot glue seal. Its likely active through secondhand means. Mexican cartels and muslos sometimes buy up dummy/demonstration inert grenades and rig them. That one likely has a black or flash powder charge and an improvised canon fuse/cap arrangement. I would consider it live to be on the safe side.
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>>702671269
OP, put the camera on you as you sit on the couch, pull the pin on the grenade and let the handle pop off. Then sit on the grenade and smile as you look into the camera. Before you start leave a note to have the footage posted to /b/?
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>>702671269
Take it to the police department and tell them you bought it off the guy at school because you were afraid he might use it. So you saved the school. They will take it and then give you a reward and you might even get on the news for saving the school.
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>>702671269
It's probably just lead for weight, but FYI when using a grenade hold the spoon down real tight when you pull the pin. The striker can move inside the housing if you limp hand it and go off. You have 4 seconds or so if it's live with a kill radius of 5m and a danger radius of 300m.

Enjoy!
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You should microwave it. I would recommend getting an extension cord and bringing outside, though.
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>>702671817
Old grenades had black powder ignition, plastic explosive wasnt developed up relatively recently, also fragmentation granades dont look like that any more.
They are actually quite small these days.
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>>702672419
Yeah one sec
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>Southamerican here

ur "suppposed" have an bolivian army's grenade, ill say that's a fake grenade

"COFADENA" Corporación de las Fuerzas Armadas para el Desarrollo Nacional
OR
National Development Army Corporation.
Bolivian Army don't put their sign in most of their equipment. I'll say that's and exhibition model or something like that.
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blow something up lol
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>>702672546
Im not in HS anymore lol
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trigger it into the bath
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>>702672419
>>702672305
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>>702672687

>this

i'll say that's and utilery grenade for showing purposes
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>>702672732
Frame some beta that is in school LOL. One that looks like they might blow up the school them. Then you profit LOL.
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>>702672830
Thanks op!
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>>702672830
pull the pin you pussy
its fake
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>>702671269
It's a glitter bomb, you idiot.

Won't kill anyone, but it will make the whole room look fabulous.
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>>702672906
fuck that! find some smelly camel jockey and put it in their car, then try to freme them.
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as long as the pin is in nothing will happen.
if you pull the pin and release the handle it will explode in 5 sek. so just trow it in water this will absorb the explosion and you can watch it close.
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>>702671269
pull the pin whats the worst that could happen?
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>>702673188
I know how that works
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The grenade is clearly made of plastic, you can even see the obvious as day seam lines.

OP it's not real.

The outer shell isn't even designed to fragmentate upon explosion, whoever made that wasn't even trying.
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Baatard better pull the pin
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Step 1. Pull pin
Step 2. Drop grenade
Step 3. Throw pin
Step 4. Profit???
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>>702672830
you will be fine, just pull the pin, trust me im a doctor :)
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>>702673290
Doesn't mean it still won't do damage anon

Any rapidly expanding energy in a container can be lethal
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im getting pretty pissed you better pull that pin buddy
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Alright guys Im going to go in the woods and see if this shit works, I'll post pics in another thread later. Keep your eyes peeled
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>>702671269
Yeah uh... We're gonna need to see you put that in your ass now.
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>>702671269
Shove it in your asshole and pull the pin.
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>>702673603
you wont
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>>702673603
do it now nigger
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>>702671269
boliviano?
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>>702673603
this.
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>>702671269
it's fake!
if you shake a real grenade you hear nothing cause there's no powder going around.
probably was some softair shitty grenade.
pull the pin and launch it outside, you'll see some smoke and BBs
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Pull the pin and throw it in the ocean or a deep river / lake when nobody is around. As long as it's underwater it won't hurt anybody and the sound will be muffled. It will create a big splash though.

You should honestly contact the police and they'll probably arrest your friend and call in the bomb squad to deal with the thing.

If you're feeling brave, follow this guy's instructions or google how to disassemble a grenade >>702671650
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>>702672056
omg it's fucking legit. this is why we can't have young fags on here. really surprised about that blast radius though.
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>>702671269
Are you fucking stupid??? 50$ for a granade, this shit is woth 5 bucks, and you can get it on the normal web.
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>>702673603
Dear diary, today OP lied.
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insurt it into anus and go to the hospital to get it removed.

It will be a fun day outside.
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do not pull the pin on that thing!
some shady homemade grenade could have 1 sec delay or 10 never know
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https://youtu.be/D9Q7iJ2huOU

Last guy who asked 4chan what to do with a grenade
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>>702673603
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>>702673947
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All I could find on the COFADENA name. Could be legit:

Bolivia
Bolivia has a small ammunition factory, the
F√°brica Boliviana de Municiones
(FBM). It produces various types of
ammunition for the Bolivian armed forces (Forecast International, 2004). FBM is administered by the Armed Forces
Corporation for National Development, known as COFADENA, which is linked to the Ministry of Defence. The factory
reportedly also engages in limited production of shotguns for the civilian market.
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>>702674278
madman
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>>702671269
It's just a smoker. Throw it in a classroom at school.
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>>702671269
grenade up the pooper - hey, there's a ring in order to pull it out
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>>702674278
hurry up nigger make a video
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>>702673603
It won't work, but make a webm of it when you throw.
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>>702671269
>Bolivia
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>>702672056
topkek
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>>702673603
Please throw it fast and FAR, and not in ANY direction of anyone or anything. Drop and take cover right after if leaves your hand. Please yell and make sure nobody is around before doing this.
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>>702672830
nice multivitamins, faggot
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>>702674278
>remove for large cup

God fucking damn America
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grenade in pooper
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>>702674443
How do i make a webm? I never knew how
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>>702674278
That thing is clearly made out of plastic. Grenade in pooper faggot
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>>702674521
shut tje fuck up for fucks sake
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>>702674458
yup

see >>702674359

control+f and search COFADENA here:

http://www.smallarmssurvey.org/fileadmin/docs/A-Yearbook/2004/en/Small-Arms-Survey-2004-Chapter-01-EN.pdf
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>>702671269
Not even a real grenade. You wouldn't hear powder inside first off, second the top is fucking falling off. Also, good luck getting a real grenade through the mail. The system isn't the beat at security but when put through the scanner anything suspicious they'd remove, get sniffed and confiscated if actually an issue. Grenades are illegal federally and that kid would have had feds all over him if it was real.
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>>702674278
fuck
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try to see if you can fit in in your mouth
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What you got there is considered to be a weapon of mass destruction... Don't get caught with it
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>>702671269
Put in pooper.
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>>702674604
what its not titanium? damn...
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dress it up in baby's clothing or stick it in a shoe
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>>702674633
Are you upset my friend? :^)
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>>702671269
Gettings, I am Olivia from Bolivia. Don't worry, it's not real, we manufacture these as children's toys.
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>>702674603
Is OP deliver? Is history make?
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Keep the thread alive faggots
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Mail it to the government dealers choice which agency.
Preferably clandestine
Attach picture of peado bear or slender man something random
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>>702672046
Kek if yore more than 15 m away your more than likely to be fine
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its probably fake but I need to see this shit
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pls put me in screencap
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>>702674866
DRIVE FASTER
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stick it in a sock and hit the nearest surface with it. or a kid.
hit a kid with it
please
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>>702674866
lol throw it in another car bro
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>>702674603
>Record with your phone/camera
>Connect to computer and import the video
>google webm converter
>Upload your movie and dl the webm version after it converts
>make sure it's less than 4mb
>shitpost on /b/ the results
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>>702674866
How's Texas?
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>>702674975
Fuck you
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rip
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>>702675000
Trips Of Truth
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>>702671269
Pull pin and apply to back of neck
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>>702674866
You're in Texas, right? San Antonio?
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>>702671269
I am from Bolivia. Dat nade is already defused, throw it in the toilet for the lulz, anyway is a defrag nade and the toilet will protect you if it explodes.
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inb4 die
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kikitky kek blow up your ballsack
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>>702675000
checked
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>>702674866
WITNESSED
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>>702675058
Or he's in Iowa
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Op, please, don't fucking kill yourself
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>>702674603
google webm for retards
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take it to a shooting range. they'll let you blow it up there no problem
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>>702674603
the fuck are you doing anon?
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IS SOMEONE SCREEN CAPPING THIS?
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>>702674603
That's a nice are ya' got there OP.
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>>702675069
"kitkitky kek blow up your ballsack"
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>>702672601
If you call 1875 recent
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>>702675059
>is a defrag nade
Holy fucking shit. Defrag all your disks at once?
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>>702671880
RNS

Real nigga shit
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Mfw OP is in San Antonio driving around with a grenade in a red sports car.

>Someone call the cops
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>>702675204
No, because OP is a big fat phony.
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>>702674866
> Americus

Oh shit you're near me, OP!
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>>702675039
its not a shitpost if he delivers
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>>702671269
it's a practice grenade for police training, filled with sand. has a normal pin and spoon and filled with extra weight to make it accurate, considering they use plastic to make the thing so it's known it's for practice.
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>>702675000
>Op drives faster
>Op has car accident
>grenade explodes
>Op is kill
>everyone is kill
>we don't get to see it

But hey, it might get on the news
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Put in stump
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could you hang it from your mirror like car dice
by the pin of course
if it detaches oh well
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>>702675058
Georgia
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>>702672579
a "danger" radius of 3 football fields?
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>>702672830
Takes vitamins, eats at McDonald's.

Was it tough finding out that you're completely retarded?
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>>702675274
Won't take long to find that...
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i know this kid and he is otw to my house and were gonna throw it
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>>702675247
frag for amelilards then, take the lard out of your ears next time.
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>>702675301
pocket sand next level
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>>702673290
HE grenades =|= Frag grenades
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>>702675348
shrapnel flies far man and if metal hits your eye you could be in danger
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>>702675390
Just got to friends house (not who we bought it from)
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OP rob a bank with it
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>>702675537
OPEN IT INFRONT OF HIM
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Play baseball with it dubs demands it
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we need this OP
hurry the fuck up
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>>702675537
>modify fan
>remove cover of fan
>pull pin
>throw at fan
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>>702675537
Tell the cunts hello from Finland.
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We're gonna throw it in the creek behind these trees
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OP make sure to write grenade in the topic from new delivery thread so that i can find it in catalog
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>>702675642
ROLL
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When this shit goes down, include me in screencap
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>>702674603
if you film in mp4 you can just upload that
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>>702675537
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>>702675537
the suspension is killing me
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>>702675339
Nope - there are no HEB grocery stores in Georgia. He's in San Antonio - I went to college there.
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>>702675645
this. monitoring the fuck outta this. please OP, do not be a faggot.
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>>702675537
That crack den couch. Hahahha.
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Wow
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>>702675700
FUCKING WINRAR
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>>702673879
Don't do this. Water doesn't compress and the explosion will damage river/ocean flora and fauna.
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Im curious if OP will actually deliver
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>>702675696
you might kill an animal. don't do that

Sent from my Android phone
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>>702675700
DUBS HAS DECIDED
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>>702675301
>>702675485
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>>702671876
this. trips and u do it.
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>>702674866
12362 W Interstate 10
San Antonio, TX 78230

>Found OP
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>>702675537
Throw it at your neighbors house
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Pull pin
Throw at kid you bought it from
Take cover
Profit!
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>>702675696
Make sure to yell loudly a few times to make sure there aren't any hunters around back there or even kids fucking around.
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>>702675817
OP is just soaking up the attention probably
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>>702675696
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what will do next who knows
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>>702671269
not this again
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>>702675696
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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>>702675842
we just wanna see this shit blow up u fucking nigger no body gives a single fuck where op is
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Op is going to do it!
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>>702671269
i hope you posted this using tor, otherwise enjoy your partyvan, dumb bydlo.
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>>702675842
good job, you figured out where op was driving for a short amount of time
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>>702675842
Call the cops. Get this cow in jail.
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>>702675842
No one cares faggot
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>>702675800
buuuhuuu
fuck flowers
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>>702675842
You found a place he drove by
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>>702671876
ROLL
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>>702675900
Do some cleaning after grenade you gross fucks
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Do something!
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>>702674603
>>702675696
Upload it to youtube as unlisted and link.
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>>702675900
shoot the damn thing
you have a gun
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Put me in the screencap please my name is milkdude (I'm the real one)
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lol @ all the easily identifiable incriminating shit itt
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>>702675900
>wannabe big time drug dealer starter pack
We all know guns are easy to get in Texas. So is weed.
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>>702675696
DUDE, make sure you guys get some cover, grenades explode and the cover breaks into high speed sharp shards
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>>702675960

>river/ocean fauna

>flowers

wew lad
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Throw it in the toilet.
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>>702675900
.....tell us op.

what the fuck is in that mug?
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Hurry up faggot
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>>702676044
Give op a break it takes time
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>>702675696
Make sure there isn't anybody where you're throwing it
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>>702671269
I've reported this to the FBI. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE OP! SEE YOU IN JAIL
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>>702675819

>Sent from my Android phone

lost
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>>702676139
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>>702671269
DUBS AND YOU BLOW IT UP
ALSO UNDERAGE B&
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shove it up a dogs ass
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Hey op i live in San Antonio wanna hang out lol
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>>702676139
> "SEE YOU IN JAIL."
Meaning you're in jail too?
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Did it smoke or blow /op/
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>>702676139
Fuck every part of your faggot self you useless nigger.
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>>702674521
safety sam fuck off
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>>702676139
You didn't
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throw it in the crack den terlet (doubt it's working anyway from the looks of things)
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>>702676217
??? He already is faggot. Hes not underage
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dubs and grenade in pooper
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>>702676248
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>>702676217
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Op never delivers
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>>702671797
The grenade looks fake (could be a replica that has been converted) If anything unscrewing top will make it safer because the detonator is no longer by the explosive.
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if trips, you need to put it up ur ass first
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Take it out to a field pull the pin and throw it. You have roughly three seconds to throw it. Don't fucking shake it you FNG fag.
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>>702676248
lost
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reported
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>>702671269
Anyone gonna make a screencap?
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Hurry up and do it
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epic thread is epic screen cap this nigga
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>>702676414
so close.
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>>702676395
What are you even doing you faggot? Throw the fucking thing
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>>702676395
clean your living space man
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>>702675842

Found his car
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>>702674278
Throw it out in traffic.
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>>702676473
lol nobody reads those fuckin tips you nerd
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>>702676395
OP has delivar'd twice so far this thread... come on you beautiful bastard, don't fuck this shit up now...
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>>702676395
Inception
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>>702676395
fucking disgusting amerifats
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>>702672056
lol
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>>702675900
Don't forget to say "frag out"
Otherwise it doesn't work
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>>702676395
that's fucking disgusting man, who even uses wired mice anymore?
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>>702676473
topkek
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>>702676395
que?
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>>702676395
What is this op since your not going to use grenade?
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>>702676391
they're a bunch of stoners. wtf you think they're going to do before going outside and making huge splosions? they need time to smoke first obviously

Sent from my Android phone
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>>702676530
*Friends living space.
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>>702676550
faggot
>red car
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throw in forest OP!

>>702676473
you didn't, fagott
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>>702676395
let me guess, you live in florida
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>>702676261
>not wanting people to get hurt
That's not what salty means you underage faggot.
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>>702676486
too soon man
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>>702676473
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA|
LOOOK AT THIS FAGGOT KIDS \
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>>702676473
HAHAHAHA
Dem tabs :D
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>>702676569
Real nigga shit, RNS
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>>702676473
those tabs, top kek
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trips and OP drinks toilet water out of the mug
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>>702676550
>red car
>red
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Yell Allahu Akbar when you grenade. Do it, you chungus
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>>702676395
throw the grenade m8 but make sure you blow something up with it like a grill or something.
posting in epid bread :)
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>>702673879
Yeah be a faggot like this guy said because going to jail sounds awesome.
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>>702676571
> low battery
> low battery
> low battery
> low battery
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>>702674366
If you had some fucking hair on your fucking balls you would have done the same pussy ass faggot.
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>>702676569
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just posting to be a part of history here
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>>702675900

it's like Grenady Goes on an Adventure
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>>702676473
Timestamp or fuck off.
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>>702674603
OMFG OP your from iowa? fuck I live not but 15 minutes away from this :O
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>>702671269
i guy i know died playing with some grenade he found, careful handling that shit op.
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>>702676649
>>702676684
>>702676630
>>702676626
>>702676572
>>702676556
baited
samefags
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Rip op?
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If someone is screencapping this, please include me in it. Thanks in advance.

-I
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pull the pin, count to 20 and then throw it
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>>702676709
You can't tell what color a car is from the inside, idiot. It could be silver for all you know.
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PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE
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For top keks someone notify the local police about potential terrorist attack.
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>>702676825
literally what is that
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>>702676473
dem tabs... my sides!!!
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Something besides shitposting, OP is still a fag, though, not as massive.
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>>702676825
You need to go check this out bro! For /b/!
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>>702676782
Going to throw it rn
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>>702676850
you must be fucktarded, poor you ^
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>>702676825
run for your life nigger
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>>702671269
>What should we do?

Crash the Goldman Sachs board meeting, pull the pin, wait for results.
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DO IT ALREADY
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>>702676571
mfw charging.
No.
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>>702676804
fuck you, faggot for killed my browser.
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op you should dress up like arabs with backpacks and run around dropping the grenade in front of people and running away. video that shit and upload here

like this: https://youtu.be/RnM1e0Xr_bA

Sent from my Android phone
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>>702676945
madman
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>>702676519
kys
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>>702676825
idiot we found OP already he's in
San Antonio, TX
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OP HASNT POSTED IN A WHILE
NIGGERED OUT
FUCK YOU OP FAGGOT
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posting in a promising thread
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>>702676945
It's happening?
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>>702676945
Whatever you say. Trololol
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>>702676550
holy shit youre retarded
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>>702676945
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>702676945
define stalling
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>>702676945
That's real nigga shit, RNS
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>>702677034
He just did you fucking autist
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hurry up OP fuck some shit up
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>>702676945
do it faggot
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Throw it out of the car!
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>>702677017
Shut the fuck up

Sent from my refrigerator
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>>702676945
DELIVER ALREADY U PIECE OF NIGGERUS SHIT
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Come on already
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OP don't do it. You can get yourself hurt.
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>>702676945
Be careful op. Someone may have reported you to the fbi, although I'm pretty sure it's fake.
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new thread?
op?
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at least blow up a mailbox or something. don't waste a perfectly good grenade
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>tfw op will die a virgin
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>>702676804
LOLD rekt my browser

saved
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>>702676905
try again, faggot

>>702674866
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>>702677210
no. u
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This will be on the news tomorrow, cant wait
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OP blew himself up
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>>702676945
OP - STOP POSTING INCRIMINATING SHIT LIKE THIS. There are enough autists on this forum to actually report you.

Just show us the results.
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op cmon
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>>702677214
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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404 inbound
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>>702672830
So, having experience with the m67 hand grenade I can tell you this much.

The grenade is comprised of two explosives. One is the ignition source, once you take the retainer off, pull the pin, and drop the spoon, the timed charge becomes active and will detonate the grenade (main body, which has the primary explosive, and the casing will fragment into high-speed shrapnel) in 5 or less seconds.

Now the reason I say 5 or less is because it could instantaneously explode when you drop the spoon, being it's an unknown manufacture and unknown date of manufacture...

But hey, if you have a forest, go ahead.
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>>702676637
>>702676637
>That's not what salty means you underage faggot.
Who said anything about being salty?
All I'm saying is fuck your scared ass.
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do it!
come on, i want you to do it!

>tfw too lazy to insert joker's face.
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>>702676905

Since OP is stalling and this thread probably will hit post limit before he delivers, I'll make some shitpost to say I was a part of this thread just in case.
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>>702676113
looks like ash cup
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I need to see explosions or news headlines or OP is a faggot!
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Walking to the spot
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>>702676620
>>702676709

Red it is
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IF QUADS, U PUT IT UP UR BUTT AND LICK IT
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>>702676556
Hello newfriend
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OP is dead or arrested
and a faggot
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>>702674278
Nice mustang op
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None of this is going down op is at /b/ro's house roasting one down. Fagggets
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Well this will be a huge let down.
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OP here,
explooded jn ny car, and lost my faap arm.
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pretty please with cyanide on top end like this one
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Paramedic here.

Don't do it OP, we are picking up retards like you every single day.
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I was here too
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>>702677434
>>702677434
>>702677434
>>702677434


NEW THREAD
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>>702677388
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>>702677388
ayy
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>>702677327
this anon knows
yeah OP i would definitely use a string and stand a little while away and pull the pin like that, far safer
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My girlfriend just broke up with me 10 minutes ago
>this better fucking happen
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>>702671269
I got one too OP
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>>702677385
BLOW UP CAR
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Just don't blow yourself up OP
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>>702677388
Kek
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>>702677450
Headed to the woods
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>>702677500

you think this is fucking loony toons
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>>702676905
For all I know you are a retard
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>>702677481
Where are you a paramedic? In fucking Syria?
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>>702676395
>ash cup
fuckin new it
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>>702677515
wtf
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>>702677385

Go go go!
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Someone screencap the journey so far and start a new thread, so on the off chance OP is not a faggot we will have future evidence that /b/ is not kill. Come on, even after all these years, I believe in you cunt!
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>>702671269
MAKE A NEW TRHEAD
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>>702677481
Not good enough to be a real doctor huh?
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>>702677515
nice conveniently blocking out the bottom where th e powder is removed faggot.
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>>702677617

>>702677434
>>702677434
>>702677434
>>702677434


NEW THREAD
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>>702677515
DELIVER
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>>702677515
GET YOUR OWN DAMN THREAD. or just go to the place where op is going
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>>702677568
lmfoa you mean someone's yard?
>>
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>>702676473
your daughter will die tonight in her sleep
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>>702677515
Will this one deliver too?
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DONT DO IT ITS AN ATOMIC GRENADE
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>>702677515
pull the pin faggot
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>>702676945
at an old pedestrian OP
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deliver OP
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>>702677434
NEW THREAD
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Op deliver
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OP here, just showing off my EDC backpack contents before I head off!
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>>702677515
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>>702677568
are you going to blow up kids OP? you know that's not okay
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>>702674866
Feeder road alert
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Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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77777 get
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>>702677568
LOL and then the grenad was tree fiddy, everybody walk the dinosaur. Epic troll.
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op is autism i love you FIST ME HARDER DADDY from sarah
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THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE , REPORT TO NEW THREAD
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>>702677752
WITNESSED
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>>702677670
Everyone go to that thread
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>>702676566
Who knew only Americans smoked?
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check em
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>>702677824
Where's Arnie?
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>>702677772

that looks like a bag of dried sage
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>>702677772
Good thing you got the adhesive bandages in case you cut yourself on all that edge.
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>>702677515
Confirmed awesome.
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>>702677953
that thing is fucking plastic
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shout "allahu akbar" as you throw it
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Come ooon
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This is a race to the bottom guys
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>>702677572
what
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>>702677772
>Dip pen
>No fucking ink
Jesus fucking Christ. Fix it
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