Anyone got this where the genders are reversed?
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Anyone got this where the genders are reversed?
>>702664060
So am I trans now
>>702664060
never hit a woman 1st ,but if she hits you then all bets are off i think.
>>702664060
Because equality amirite?
>>702664060
Beating my woman would probably end in me beating my meat in a jail cell
>>702665576
No it's not "all bets are off" You are allowed to defend yourself. But most guys will use a tiny slap from a girl as an excuse to go apeshit and beat a woman half to death
>>702664060
I will hit back.... hard.... and did before
I dont care if a beta like you think I am a man or not
>>702664060
The day you raise your hand to a woman, that' sthe day you stop being a pussy and taking her lip
I'll never hit a woman but I'll smack the shit out of a bitch
Nope. Smacked my wife up. She's calmer now.
>>702665878
Naw. There is no self défense with women.
If ur a white male between 18 and 65 ur just gonna go to jail.
Neither gender should hit either. But if a person hits me, I will hit back. Man, Woman, Trans, Fluid, or Attack Helicopter.
>>702665878
> most guys will
citation needed
> ITT: Faggots who don't see that OP is just asking for a version of his image with the genders reversed
Get some fucking reading comprehension
>>702664060
"The day you raise your hand to a woman, that's the day you give her true equality."
I head butted an ex when she told me to fuck me mum simply because i said "i love you" to my mom over the phone
>>702664060
>Be at bar
>See woman with what looked like her bf
>Shes slapping, hitting, throwing food, pouring drinks on him
>he is quietly sitting there taking it
>Some random guy walks up say " can't take that shit m8 " in aussie accent
>backhanded her like it was his job and hhes been doing it for all his life
>She tears up
>guy had a twinkle in his eye
>His world was just blown
>>702666372
>thinking people give a shit about a request thread
fucking cancerfags
>>702664060
How about you don't hit anyone regardless of gender.
>>702666492
Ahahaha I wish I saw that. I would die happy
Someone post the vid of the shit talkin trany get slammed
>>702664060
My and my gf were super plastered at a buddies house and she punched me in the face for some old shit I did, so I returned the favor, we'll I'm sure I didn't hit her that hard.
>>702666430
LoL
>>702664060
Most people agree, your morals aren't in question when you are hitting someone in self defense
>>702665878
Sorry mr cuck. But in the world of equality, when a woman hits a man she deserves to be treated like a man and have her ass knocked the fuck out. I have made this clear throughout my life in all my relationships. I never had one think they were going to beat on me and get away with it save my ex-wife when she got drunk. My current wife of 8 years has never even thought about it, but she also believes in being a woman.
>>702666624
Being reasonable on 4chan?!
IMPOSSIBLE!
>>702666361
You're saying you wouldn't?
>>702666492
Fucking lol.
>>702666666
What does this anon say^
>>702666624
tell that to the young wemen that think it is OK because "I'm a girl".
>>702666430
"read this palm you gypsy bitch"
>>702667181
I was looking for this webm
Thanks anon
What are they even doing anyways
>>702667181
Wow at that point she was asking for it Jesus Christ
>>702667181
Louis CK's new standup routine?
>>702666858
>>702667181
I think this guy held on as much as he could considering that asshole kept hitting him and choked him for a bit too
anyone punches me in public they're getting shot
>>702667442
Not a bad ass you cuck. Just tired of the double standard. You can go back to getting pegged now.
>>702664060
My ex raised a fist to me, tried to crush my head against a wall, and the only thing I did in defense of myself was throw her onto a couch from 5 or so feet away.
I'd love to say she isn't a woman, but she's a whore who sleeps with anything, so she must still be a woman.
>inb4 calling me a cuck
As a person with 5 years of martial arts training who was pretty fit at the time, I actually am quite content with not doing more to her.
>karma
She got arrested a week or so later with her new bf.
>>702665878
>most guys
>tiny slap
shut up whore, you have zero evidence.
I slap my wife around a bit just to keep things interesting, she loves it.
>>702667602
thats escalating things a bit much dont you think, are you saying that they intend to beat you to death or something?
>>702667642
thats why I am against prematerial sex
>>702667799
that's what i'll argue in court, i have a heart condition and the government has designated me as disabled so enjoy your death if you punch me
>>702667685
When my ex wife got drunk and started hitting me. I just one punched her in the head and knocked her ass out. Then I would pick her up and put her in bed. She would wake up the next morning with a headache and I'd tell her she fell LOL.
>>702667685
I actually admire >>702667181 self restraint... except I didn't hit my ex back, I made her tip a couch over.
>Be me.
>Babymomma bullshit.
>Won't let me see my payees until I pay her bills.
>Hulk smash!
>Walk away.
>Next time arrives.
>Kids are ready for Daddy.
>Have daddy time with them.
>Babymomma pays bills with her cunt and leaves me alone.
>>702667918
well if you getting attacked like that could result in your heart giving out then I can understand the drastic measures.
>>702667181
I would have shot that guy dead if I saw him beating a defenseless woman like that.
FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU NECKBEARDS THAT DEFEND HIM.
>>702667870
Oh so your a virgin then and don't know shit LOL. That explains a lot.
>>702667870
Protection solves this problem.
>>702668007
>>Babymomma pays bills with her cunt and leaves me alone.
she became a prostitute?
>>702668174
what about if you saw the several minutes before of her hitting and trying to choke him?
>>702666858
>Ex-wife
>Current wife
Nothing was learned.
>>702668237
I dont get it
>>702668189
no, my wife left me
>>702668395
he was in control then, he lost control when he started hitting the defenseless woman, neckbeard.
>>702668174
Shut up you fucking cuck. You wouldn't do shit but end up getting your ass beat worse. It's because of pussies like you that they think they should rule the world. Go kill yourself because you are no good to society and no one will ever love you.
>>702668449
OP wanted the genders reversed.
>>702668273
Stripper...with several male 'friends.'
>>702667982
My ex had enough mental problems, and I don't like to hit someone out of anger.
I'd made her hit herself a few times though, she'd throw a punch, I'd hip toss her, I guess even though she wanted to kill me I realized she had no hope at it and I held back. If I had knocked her out or struck her back I'd probably have gotten arrested, but when you tell someone "she tried to punch me so I caught her off balance and hip tossed her to the floor" (almost onto my retro game system collection) they kinda understand that it's self defense and you're holding back.
Now when she has a N64 cartridge shaped bruise, that's just fucking hilarious.
>>702668595
don't hit a woman in front of me and you'll live to see the next day.
keep that in mind if you value your life, neckbeard.
>>702664060
If anything its the opposite.
>>702668535
How is she defenseless you sexist pig?
Keep you misogynistic prejudice of women to yourself
>>702667181
Well, if he pushed/punched her away when she was attacking him, it would have been justifiable.
Since he struck her after she was done punching him, this would not be considered self-defense.
>>702668535
are you trying to say that she didn't hurt him at all?
I cant condone either of their actions but do you honestly think after being hit that many times that he wouldn't hit back?
they both took punches really well too.
>>702668440
My ex wife is long gone many years ago. I wasn't putting up with her drunken ass so I divorces her in 93. My current wife is nothing like her.
A lot learned. you need reading comprehension.
>>702668711
Careful going around with that sharp edge there bud
>>702668663
Ah thank you for clarifying, I thought maybe you were making some kind of weird metaphor.
>>702668484
she left you because she had no respect for you and found some that was a man and not a pussy like you.
>>702667918
Too drastic of an escalation.
I would guarantee that your argument would not hold up in court, if all that happened was he punched you and you pulled a gun on him.
>>702669023
how could you know
>>702664060
the day you use any kind of violence against anyone (except for self-defense), you're officially a disgusting barbarian savage
>>702668535
You're either not from around here or a troll.
Legal statutes in the US, as far as I know, say if they hit you more than three times or have a weapon, what you do to stop the person from attacking you is considered self defense.
I saw her hit him at least twice as many times as her.
>it isn't his fault or the anon you originally replied to's fault that the man accomplished in 3-4 hits what that irrational woman couldn't do in 6-10
>>702668711
Look you bitch. If a woman hits me I will knock her ass out and if a white knight like you tries to be all hero I will not hesitate in permanently putting your pussy ass in a wheelchair the rest of your miserable life.
The day I raised my hand to a woman I was fingering her clit...
>>702666313
>needs reference
>>702665878
>>702666361
I guess you could say that.
For me, it very much depends on the situation and person. There are a lot of different scenarios of when I would and wouldn't hit a woman back.
>>702669173
But he didn't hit her to stop her from hitting him.
He hit her after she was done, He was in no danger then. It was simply retaliation at that point.
>>702667031
yes
>>702664060
Fuck a bitch who wants to get in my face, yell, threaten me, and swing at me. I'll show her who the man is and knock that bitch the fuck out.
>>702668711
Don't cut yourself on that edge m80, white knights don't have the best armor score
>>702668814
she pushed him just before he hit her, top that with all the other hits.
>>702668814
She go what she wanted. When bitches go around thinking they can do what ever they want without consequences they will continue to act like niggers because they get away with it like niggers do.
NAP - The non-Aggression Principle.
Initiating violence is immoral no matter who you are. If violence has been initiated against you you have the moral right to self-defense. Either by your hand or by a 3rd-party entity on your behalf (police-security).
>>702668680
kek
>>702669216
this
>>702669087
Because I can tell by listening to you. Look in the mirror and think back on your relationship, then look at what type of men most women go for. Not pussies but men that stand up for themselves.
>>702667423
lol’d
>>702669684
Then let me tell you, you are wrong. maybe I was even too dominant
I should also note the castle doctrine, for those who want to say the man should try to leave first.
>>702667799
Nobody notice the trip dubs?
>>702669333
checked
>>702669939
nope, but then again I find the content of the posts to be more important than that meta-game shit.
>>702669333
It looks like she was grabbing his throat again when he finally started hitting back.
>both get brought in for questions, each has to pay the other's medical bills for the event.
She buys him an ice pack and a box of bandaids
He gets her some ibuprofen and and ice pack
They agree to never see each other again
She shows up swinging a week later because she feels he got off easy
The cops arrest her with a bruised arm and ego because the guy locked the door to keep her out.
But that's just how I see this playing out.
>>702665878
if we teach men they shouldnt hit women, we should teach women not to hit men
if a woman hits a man, she is no longer a woman and hence, deserves to be hit back.
thats the only way bitches learn
>>702667181
Fuck yes. Next thing to do is pull her shorts down and fuck the shit out of her ass. Yes newbs, ass rape is the second and most important step of hitting a woman who deserved it.
>>702669829
I dought it. You probably we not dominate enough. My wife told me that she loves me because I am a man and don't let her get away with shit. I have never had to lay a hand on her because she like being a woman and she know that if she did I would knock the shit out of her. She has said that I make her feel safe because I am a man and not someone she can walk over.
>>702666341
Underrated post
>>702670212
teach that nobody should be hit but if they do then expect to be hit back, easy.
>>702664060
>no longer a man
>still claims sexism
>>702665878
It's their fault for acting like a man. If you want to fight like a man you'll be treated as such.
>>702666341
This sums it all up. Move along now children.
>>702668174
i would have shot you if i saw you shooting an innocent man who is excercising self defense on a crazy woman who is assaulting him
>>702668535
i bet you wouldnt use the same excuses if she was a small frame man attacking this guy.
cucks are hypocrites
>>702670711
well I'd shoot you if I saw you shooting a man who is shooting a man who is exercising self defense on a crazy woman.
>>702670835
Agreed LOL. These betas think if they go all white knight they might get a sympathy fuck LOL. Fact is they will leave their ass bleeding on the ground while they go fuck the guy that just beat both their asses LOL.
>>702671122
This
>>702670913
Well, I'd shoot you shooting him if I saw him shooting a man who is shooting a man who is exercising self defense on a crazy woman while being shot.
Then I'd shoot myself to end the recursion like a good programmer.
>>702671293
you win this round.
>>702671293
Well...I'd then have to shoot you before you shot yourself after you shot a man who shot another man for shooting another man for defending himself from a dumb bitch.
My crazy ex came after me with a cast iron frying pan. All because I helped my friend from school move and ended up spending the night at her place. (3 hours away, moved stuff all day I was tired. Slept on her couch). Told my girlfriend at the time that I was spending the night. I refused to drive back because I was so tired but to my point. She came after me and I ended up shoving her and she knocked herself out. A man can hit a women and a women can hit a man. Neither change but if you do it for enjoyment your fucked.
>>702671688
>cast iron frying pan
holy shit you could have died that day.
>>702671293
well i'd shoot you before you could shot yourself if i saw you shooting a man who is shooting a man who is excercising self defense on a crazy woman while being shot.
>>702671688
N64 anon here.
My ex threw a frying pan full of scrambled eggs at me.
That brief moment of fear until I realized she can't aim a frying pan.
I just remembered I straightened it some and left it in the oven at the apartment.
>Frying pans~ get shit done
>>702664060
"The day you raise your hand to a man, that's the day you become a brave heroine"
>>702670711
lol - it's not self defense when she was clearly done hitting him. It's revenge/retaliation at that point, and it's illegal.
If he had clocked her good while she was hitting him he probably would have gotten away with it.
>>702670288
>I dought it
*doubt
basic fucking english you mongloid
>>702672369
if it was not self defense then it was justice
>>702672369
Watch again
She has been hitting him, she reaches for his throat, he pushes her hands away then takes the opening as a chance to get her to stop.
>After seeing this video no court would prosecute
>>702667181
Well ain't that some shit
>>702673054
In Minnesota, both of them would be arrested, questioned, and sent to separate therapist for anger management on top of paying fines.
>>702667181
the thing is, she didnt even hit him with her full strength, she was mostly just slapping his face, trying to show dominance, but he hit her with his entire strength trying to knock her out. he deserves to go to jail, fucking pissbaby lunatic.
>>702674444
By that standard she deserves to be jailed too since she instigated
Fuck why don't we just give them both the death penalty
>gender equality
>>702667181
she hit him for like a minute straight and had atleast 3 chances to leave, 2 of them post hit.
she just stood there like a dumb bitch and let him keep hitting her so its partially her fault
10/10
>>702674444
Hey quads, ever think there is just that much of a strength difference and she was too dumb to realize it so that's why she egged him on to that point?
>so many neckbeards ready to get shot
don't hit defenseless women, understand me?
>>702675244
He could have walked away too
>by the time it's physical like this neither is thinking
>>702675455
Then the "defenceless" women shouldn't instigate fights.
>>702675455
Did your parents really let you into this world after you failed an IQ test?
>>702675795
there was a never a fight, there was a woman being a bitch. he was in control 100% of the time until he started throwing punches.
>>702668174
you wouldnt do jack shit
you cuck virgin
>>702675999
>enjoys beating women
got that from your pussy dad I bet
>>702667442
>>702676136
he might not, but I'd fuck you up.
You would never hit a women in my sight. End of discussion.
>>702668814
She seems to be abusive. It may be that he has snapped after chronic abuse and I believe that has been used successfully as defence in the case of women killing their husbands/boyfriends.
>>702675658
>walking away and not beating up a dumb bitch
wheres the fun in that friendo
>>702676055
He seemed pretty in control when he laid her ass out, he also looked like he was walking away til she ran her mouth and started hitting him again
>>702672471
>mongloid
Mongoloid.
>>702668711
>don't hit a woman in front of me and you'll live to see the next day.
someone's stuck in the 40's
time has changed . Women are no longer protected by men .
>>702676158
Actually my mom was the one who taught me self defense, my dad was too busy working a full time job.
And for your information I'm still the N64 dude. I didn't enjoy humiliating my ex when she tried crushing my skull and even the cops who showed up and the psychologists who checked our story out were surprised I held back so well when I needed stitches from the bitch's actions.
>>702676252
I would skin your mother and sister alive in front of you and you wouldnt do anything to save them
You dont know people . You dont know what men can do .
>>702672369
>when she was clearly done hitting him
Imagine that defence in court. "I was clearly done hitting him."
Is there an official period of non-hitting required before a defendant is considered to be "clearly done hitting"?
>>702676252
I'd hit a woman if she was intending me harm and hitting me, especially if it was with a frying pan
>female weapon of choice after their ovaries
>>702676374
In my pocket with the self control to reach into another pocket and call the cops before I lose my cool
>>702677110
The time period is a separate incident, if he walked away, then came back later and did this then they both should go to jail
>>702668934
So presumably Loren Morris is out now.
>>702664060
she gets 1 free one, she hits me a 2nd time she is getting one back.
>>702677626
Oh nevermind she really got 12 months so she was out over a year ago.
>>702668174
>I would have
Please stop
No one thinks you're tough when you do this
>>702667181
>chivalry in russia
Fuck women!
>>702679347
>Fuck women!
Umm yeah, that's the goal.
>>702676453
you bitchass nigger, you done ran from me 3 times
>>702679347
>>702667181
kek. cunts deserve to get pounded.
>>702679674
Where was this and what was it about again?
Ill just leave this here.
>>702666492
>backhanded her like it was his job
>>702679347
What happens here? She gets through the barrier so is he being a retard for trying to get through or what?
>>702679674
blueshirt is my hero
>>702680202
yeah, no shit, asshole.
>>702680426
"No shit" is not a valid response to a question.
>>702668174
You wouldnt do shit. Ill slap the fire right out of your mom right in front of you and you would be scared.
>>702679674
Slav man. The hero we deserve
>>702664060
Agreed.
But when a woman does it, the same goes.
Domestic abusers of either gender are subhuman.
bulky dyke shows up with a gun. starts demanding my wallet. i punch her in the face.
feel zero guilt.
>>702668711
>>702667181
He was clearly using Bide
>>702680717
I dont think that counts as domestic abuse
>>702668174
Obvious bate, but I mean come on...
Theres nothing wrong with hitting a woman. I thought they are crying for same rights, right? Well, heres equality then. If you want to dispute like a man then youll get treated as such.
>>702680870
oh this domestic abuse? okay.
cunty wife thinks its okay to put her hands on me during arguments. i dont react with violence until she picks up a knife and starts lunging at me with it. i hit her over the head with a chair like one of the fight scenes in road house.
>>702680680
Best thing I've ever seen on /b/. What is happening? I don't come here to interact with good people.
>>702668711
>keep that in mind if you value your life.
Internet tough guy alert.
>>702676252
If I walked into your house and I raped ur mother n sister and told you to make me coffee you wouldn't be able to do anything, cuck.
>>702668174
She wouldn't have gotten her ass kicked if she had stepped down earlier.
>>702665878
Talk shit get hit.
>>702681073
Equality would be that you don't get hit if you're smaller/weaker, so if a woman gets away with hitting a large man, a woman-sized man should be able to do the same. Not sure this makes sense though, since it basically means you're only allowed to hit people who could take you, and the logical result of that is that anyone you're allowed to hit is not allowed to hit you back.
>>702681596
That's the fucking fakest whiteboard I've ever seen.
And define indices is fucking retarded. What do you say? "Plural of index" and then list all the different definitions of "index"?
>>702665878
To be honest, if you think you can get away with a slap I am going to teach you that; that is not the case.
>>702666438
what is with bitches and their jealousy? my ex-gf asked me if i am sexually attracted to my dog, because i told him "i love you".
Female here.
I'm one o' dem civilized types that don't hit people for any reason, but if I did, I would consider it starting a fight with whoever I hit, and would expect to get hit back.
>>702684147
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>>702684057
It's all about sex with women, honestly.
>>702682548
well a woman sized man would have fought back or ran after finally getting hit, not just stand there like a retard and keep getting their ass kicked
the girl was obviously not expecting him to fight back because shes a girl
if it was a guy he would have expected him to fight back from the get-go and would have been ready for it
not to mention women are physically weaker than men even at the same size
people just need to not be stupid and assault people clearly stronger than them
>>702684207
No that's not true, I'm imagining her starting a fight with me so I can hit her.
>>702666341
>hitting an attack helicopter
What are you a skyrim npc?
>>702684207
Typing like that makes you look retarded. But let me guess:
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>>702684207
Post was totally relevant to the topic, go back to /r9k/
>>702682548
Only fighting people that can take you is the only honest way to pick fights. If you try to fight midgets and manlets and shit, you're a cunt.
It's always okay to fight back if someone is trying to wail on you. It's not okay to start it if you're monster class and they're welter weight.
>>702684207
Found the sexually repressed virgin lel
>>702684678
There's no honour in fighting. Anyone who thinks that is retarded, and excessively violent.
Violence is a means to an end. You shouldn't be violent unless you have to be, and if your violence has a better chance of succeeding, so much the better.
I.e. I'm not going to hit someone unless I need to, and if I need to, fuck giving them a chance to hit me back unnecessarily.
>>702668595
"Homocide"
>>702667181
Daaamn the meatcunt deserved that SO MUCH!
