Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
not really I was away for a few days so I'm probably just gonna catch up on youtube
How studious of you
>differential and integral calculus was the end of me
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
Hello slutty slave maid. What's up?
Eh? I did something lewd?
>they don't know how to filter
Go back to your trap threads. Here is a convenient link
Suck a dick you pillow hugging faggot
i bet you had that opened in another tab, typical weeb
Tristana claim and main
I wish I had one of those peace pipes; maybe next year I will own one
>They spend as much time in waifu threads as us
Soon you will join us with your own shit tier waifu. Until then, enjoy the (You)s
Great to see you're back
I mean I... I'm not that happy
How was the weekend? Had fun?
I simply told him I made him a cake. Then handed him a normal box. His face when he opened said box, the reaction was perfect.
Because fire is warm!
Maybe I can warm you up~
Ah, hello Master. How's your day been?
You sneaking something lewd in on me?
It's invisible now?
What're you up to?
actually, i haven't "participated" in one of these threads since a week. good job making dumb assumptions, instead of making an argument with some factual basis.
KEK pretty much represents everybody in these gay threads
>actually, i haven't "participated" in one of these threads since a week.
>is still here
Just keep shooting yourself in the foot retard.
i could warm you up with a flamethrower you disgrace to the male gender.
What ya up too today?
Yeah it was really great while it lasted. Very good to see you again
>had the opportunity to release my inner trailer trash it had been a while
What's your motivation behind this here posting anon?
You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. Maybe just don't post at all? I assure you you'll seem like a lot less of a fool
How many of you have body pillows? I won't tell anybody
You'd say she's a good choice huh :^)
>Cute af tbh
You DO know where she's from right? :^)
YOU WON'T BREAK ME
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
YOU CAN'T SHAKE ME DOWN
I'M FUCKING BULLETPROOF
i was saying, this is my first time in a week, participating in one of these threads. you claimed i use these threads as much as you do, which is 24/7. now hug a pillow with razor blades sticking out of it, you disgusting sub-human retard.
Hello Shino. What's up?
Have some crap to do later that i'm procrastinating. How about you?
>Inner trailer trash
Huh? You telling me you're actually a trailer park hillbilly?
I don't believe that
Anything worth mentioning happened?
>Tfw I remembered you came back today and suddenly got happy
I take it English is not your first language, because you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
>you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed
Get off your fucking high horse. You're posting in a waifu thread. Also, I notice you didn't attach your imaginary girlfriend to your post. Why's that?
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD
I figured since they didn't post with "still here," but they begged me for attention, just like these other shit posters.
And I remember my first days shitposting, it's nice to have people reply to you.
This one even gave up on my (You)s, guess he wasn't up to snuff.
Jeez, good to know I triggered you to the point of just blatantly insulting me now. Good to know I got under your skin. :)
I'm a real woman and you'll never see one in your entire life
You can't call it the high ground when you are looking up, child.
Are you enjoying the (You)s and your time here on /waifu/?
>I'm a grill btw
It's that easy.
I don't. I use steam and telegram.
I have one hug pillow, one that doesn't really have anything on it
Post the follow your fellow faggots ya scrub
aren't we meant to live in our basements?
nothing right now
are you back now or do you still have stuffz to do?
tomokoko erp with me i need (You)'s
Well, I did say so, didn't I?
Just watching some stuff on YouTube then going to listen to some albums on my backlog later. Pretty excited about an album that I plan on listening to called 'Stretch Music'. I've heard some tracks from it, those were real good.
Get a load of this nigger lover. I bet your pillow is black
Because it's not needed? I use NS anyways.
Yes and you aren't? Not to mention the fact that your performance as a poster is less than optimal.
With gems like these:
In short you think you're doing a lot more damage than you're actually doing. Which is none
All I've learned, ITS LIKE POISON
All I've done, INSIDE MY VEINS
All I've seen, ITS LIKE VENOM
All I know, IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS
God, you must strive to make people hate your guts. Enjoying being a social outcast and needing an imaginary girlfriend, because no girl will ever fuck your turtlehead dick?
Usually I'm not one. But we visited some folks in a camping and turns out it was actually fucking halloween there
>Decorated golf carts parading, children trick or treating and everything.
The kids wanted to go so I set up my lawn chair in the back of the pick-up truck and took a few beers for the road and just cruised around the camping watching over the kids
>I was happy to come back because I knew someone special would be happy to see me
Now that is just stupid. Are you out of insults so you have to resort to just nigger nigger nigger? Boring. Your last (You)
What's that anons? Just shitpost with images to hit the limit, frustrate the virgins and derail their safe space? Sure!
If the series really was called "Infinite Star Stratos", you'd know that the IS machines would have to be called "ISS" and not "IS".
I find this picture to be a bit creepy tbh.
Its been fine. A bit tired, but everything seems to be quiet today.
How did you sleep?
I'm posting in a waifu thread with the intent of harassing its retarded users and having a good laugh. You're taking all of this way too seriously. Also, when you talk like a pseudo-intellectual, it just annoys people and makes them hate you.
Enjoying the long weekend?
I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or YOUR BRAIN.
Yes. How about you?
I like it. How are you today?
As i said you think you're doing a lot more damage than you're actually doing.
You had less than 3 people reply to you and I'm sure you're not challenging anyone's ideology or lifestyle with posting here
Saying that I talk fancy is not an arguement
No, the devices are called IS, but the title of the animu is spruced up with the added "star"
Even if you aren't the real Tenryuu, it's nice to see some art of her.
Stay mad kid.
Notice how the shitposting only happens on days where there is no school.
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND I KNOW YOU MADE IT UP
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND IT'S WAR FOR MONEY
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND DRINK FROM THE GOLDEN CUP
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND YOUR TIME IS COMING
Oh.She's still cute though
>Name?I need it for a reason
Thats a little early, not that it matters, awesome
That sounds cool as fuck, acted like a real redneck dad. But still. It's only begin September.
>You're too much
Srsly though I'm happy you're back
I'll be leaving for a while fairly soon. Sucks.
Good, though i am pretty hungry. Quiet is good. I'm rather jealous. I'm going to have to leave fairly soon and deal with noise.
Only children care THIS MUCH about people who enjoy things they do not.
I won't be posting for about four or so hours each day during
No my weekend sucked.
brb killing self
It supported my claim that you take these threads too seriously. You have no life. I bet you post in these threads, 24/7.
Do you know where she's from?
Onichichi fam. Check it out sometimes. I wouldn't go near that since it's not my kind of thing tbh
Children and liberals
I've got a full time job, so I won't be here anyway.
Incest is hot man
There are anons who are literally in these threads I assume all day every day
Forgot the lyrics
Do you take me for a fool!?
How's it feel to be a tool!?
To me you're just a cancer!
Motherfucker, WAR IS THE ANSWER!
Yes. I definitely know where's she from.
This aint a test, fuck the rest. Time to set the record straight.
Talk your shit behind my back, let's you say it to my face?
I've heard the words fall out your lips, you little trendy fuckin' bitch!
The time has come to get you some, cause I just do not give a shit.
Well, I might be gone for about 30 minutes.
I've known it, I just wanted to point it out to them how painfully obvious their age is