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Introduction: You wake up, surrounded by others who you don't recognize. You are violently grabbed, and forced into a cage in which you are locked inside. After hours of waiting, a young, beautiful woman comes and unlocks your cage. She offers you some food, and water which you desperately need. She doesn't say much, but highly advises you come with her, you do so. She escorts you into a room filled with old, but certainly wise men. You are informed that you are the saviour this town needs. You are informed that you are the the most potentially dangerous creature wandering the surface of the Earth, but you have the power to change lives. After some discussing you are given some information on your role, and you are greeted by your assistant, Harold. He will advise you on potential hazards, and will offer useful tips and advice.

Current Information About Yourself:

Your relationship status - N/A
Sexual partners - 0
Mood - Suprised
Age - 24
Equipment - [knife] [paper] [pencil]
Current role - Leader of the village

Current Information About Village:

Males over 18 - 19
Females over 18 - 13
Males under 18 - 4
Females under 18 - 8
Total population - 44
Leader of the village - Yourself
Second in command - N/A

If you get dubs, you decide what your character does. There will be random events which take place. Good luck!
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>>702657557
Fuck dudes
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Ask if there are other villages nearby so you can conquer them. Kill or be killed niggerboiz
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Bang the chick
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>>702657557
Attempt to befriend the townspeople
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Tare down wall
Build wall and make them pay for it
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>>702658652
re rol l
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theres more than 1 of this kind of thread on right now
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fuck boys
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>>702657557
Command all men over 18 to work in the mines, use stone to construct palace for myself and all females over 18.
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>>702658900
boys. not men. Males 18 below, nigger. make it work
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>>702657785
yes.
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>>702658979
Roll again for next dubs after>>702658900
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>>702658900
First winrar
>declared village leader
>buttfuck little boys
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>>702657557
raid the other village and take there women and make the rest slaves
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>>702657557
>You wake up, surrounded by others who you don't recognize.

Shit, have I woken up in /tg/ again?
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>>702657557
Cut off pinky with knife
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Build an anime factory in the center of town
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you are bored ....you want to fuck all the females under 18
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op wont deliver shit sage thread fucking cucks
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Bumping to give OP time
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nice idea!
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>>702658900

Instead of taking advantage of all the beautiful and easily manipulated women around you, you decide to have sex with a boy. You walk up a boy who's laying down by a river, you forcefully grab him by the throat, and smash his skull against the neighbouring rocks. You grab your erect cock and stuff it into the boy like you're stuffing a turkey on Christmas day. It feels incredible, regardless of the fact you're now classed as gay.

Harold, your adviser approaches shortly afterwards, "I would not recommend forcefully initating sex with your villages. They look up to you. This will only come with bad things". You snarl at him, sending him off to continue working.

*Harold looses respect for you.
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Command villagers to burn all possessions and March naked into the sea so we can return to our native fish form
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>>702660113
Force Harold to have sex with me
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Find some heroin
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>>702659466

You decide to hold a meeting, and invite all of the local villagers to the town hall. You inform them that you've decided to construct an Anime Factory in the town.

* All villagers currently have lost a shit ton of respect for you.

* It will take 5 turns for the Anime Factory to be fully constructed and operational.

Harold approaches, "You should really consider doing something useful instead of raping young boys, and being selfish with your personal needs" he mutters under his breath. Once again, you send him off on his way.
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>>702660039
my idea is to invent a economic system with fallen leaves as currency. you must burn down all tress around the village and collect the leaves before. then you can built a whorehouse where the villiagers can earn their money.
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Introduce Crack cocaine to the villagers
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>>702660113
Build school for the young to learn at and try and make friends with all the villagers
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Roll for giving Crack to the villagers
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>>702660496
kek
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>>702660422
win
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Rolling for crack
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>>702660496
give harold a gift and open a brothel and have all the under 18 girls work in it
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Rolling for Crack to the villagers
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>>702660816
>>702660422

This. and make sure he doesn't like it. It's punishment for questioning our godlike leadership skills.
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>>702660496
Bring me every village female to impregnate, more kids means more warriors and brood sows
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Build a cinema that only ever shows re-runs of happy days and Zootopia
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Introduce the villagers to Crack
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>>702661081
Reroll
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>>702661177
WINRAR

Make it happen OP
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>>702660496
raid the village next to ours, rape and enslave all the live there
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>>702661177
and i'm gone..
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>>702661081
Rolling
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>>702661319
re roll
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Bumping for extra time for OP since this is God Tier
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>>702660422

Your rage is building.

"Why is Harold such a cunt?". You think to yourself. "He's always mocking me, and questioning my ideas! He's supposed to be my advisor, I'll show him!".

It's late at night. You approach the Dark Moon inn. You approach the inn keeper. "Which room is Harold's?" you ask. "Second door on the right my lor- my lord" he whimpers.

With your knife, your pick lock the door, and enter his room. You see him laying on the bed, innocently. You lunge at him with your knife piecering his stomach, and you violently tackle him to the ground. With your large, and heavy boots you stamp on his skull causing serious damage. He lays there, unable to move, unable to understand, he was just your advisor, this was his job. Regardless, you insert your throbbing erect penis into his ass, ripping through the flesh for immense pleasure. Blood is everywhere. You cum instantly.

* You suffer immense pleasure.
* Your blood pressure is lowered.
* Harold looses all respect remaining for you.
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Round up all the lolis from the neighboring village
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>>702661571
roll
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have a feast with the rest of the village and tell them what has happened to harold
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>>702661512
Impregnate all women
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Spank line of villagers
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Replace all sugar in the village with heroin
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>>702661695
roll
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>>702661571
rolling for this
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>>702661571
FUCKING ROLL

>>702661512
Also, you don't have to kill everyone you rape, do you?
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>>702661512
find a witch to turn harold into a girl
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>>702661397
To the movie?
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Import rapists from Mexico into the village
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>>702661177
KEK

Do it OP

Double Dubs demands
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>>702661512
Heal Harold's wounds. Make sure he respects me again for saving his life
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>>702662001
That's triple dubs you window licker
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Make the men over 18 form a militia and send them on a patrol, all women over 18 will be sent to gather fruits and roots

Have all girls under 18 come to my tent
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Start selling the villagers meth
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>>702661512
Build a aqueduct from the closes river to help the crops grow faster, and propose a plan to get pluming to the village
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>>702662054
roll
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Start a radical Islamic terrorist group in the village. Also, crack
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Buy cocaine from the CIA
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>>702662211
>>702662054

WINRAR OP
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>>702661755
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Massive crack operation
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>>702662069
Hehe, roll.
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>>702662276
Distribute crack to the poor
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>>702662207
roll
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>>702662348
>>702662348
Roll for that
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>>702660696
rerol
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Put massive amounts of acid in the village water source
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>>702662551
kek
rolling for this
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>>702662348
Roll
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>>702662551
Roooll
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>>702662627
Roooolin
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>>702661571
rrereooll
make this happen pls
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>>702660696
Rolll
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>>702662674
Plz get dub
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>>702662593
Rollin
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>>702661571
reeroll
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>>702662551
>>702662376
>>702662276
>>702662136


Shit OP, Why don't you just build a drug store and make it all legal... See what the villagers do with meth and Zootopia

I'm intrigued to know
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>>702661571
do it
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>>702662777
>TRIPS

HOLY WINRAR
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establish a shrine devoted to your limp cock and all are forced to worship every thurday, women clothing optional
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>>702662777
kek finally
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>>702662551
I DEMAND ACID, OP
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>>702661767
ples do so
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>>702662777
Trip7s
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>>702661177

It's the morning. Everyone has heared about the traffic events of Harold. They town has become deeply depressed. He was an honoured man, with respect and dignity.

You order all women of the village to the town hall. Due to the previous night, your blood pressure has once again raised after it lowering, and you have needs that have to be fufilled.

All 13 women have arrived. Some stunning, and vibrant, however some are ugly, and not worthy of your title! You clap your hands and have the other women escorted out, and used as dog meat for the brave protectors of your village.

5 women remain. You order them to undress. One woman, who obviously has the right frame of mind, starts sucking your penis. The way she uses her tounge around your balls and shaft is incredible. You've never experienced anything like this before, you're becoming increasingly horny, you need to fuck. You need it now. You grab her and knock her head against the desk, pulling her hands behind her back forcefully, you enter from behind. She starts screaming "Daddy, daddy, fuck me harder". The pleasure is too much, the remarks, the wording, you can't hold any longer, you have to jus- it's over. You fill her up with your pure white cum. You continue to impregnate the remaining women. It was a good night.
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>>702662777
I need to see this
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>>702661767
rerolling
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>>702662207
another
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asterix village
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>>702662858
roll
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>>702661767
plsease
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Make a giant army of female children called "The Loli Squad".
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>>702661767
doo reroll
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>>702662977
Holy shit, I actually got dubs?
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>>702661998
kek
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>>702662069
rerol
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>>702663067
There are bigger things at play... Like trips

>>702662777
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>>702662913
that's not bun and rab
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>>702662977
Kek
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>>702662977
There are only 8 loli in the village, they'll have to do
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Import all of the middle eastern undesirable population
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>>702662270
kek so hard
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>>702662207
keep trying
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>>702663233
KEK
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>>702661571
>>702662833

WINRAR OP. ALL THE LOLIS
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all child females are to practice sucking fake, wooden dildos to sharpen the skills they will use when they get older.
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>>702663233
Great. Fucking Mohammed next
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>>702663302
>>702663230
>>702663067
>>702662977

Stop being degenerates... Stop it
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Op better hurry up, there's a lot going on in this village
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>>702663509
No.
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Winter is coming. And with that, so are storms. A violent storm known only as "The Crusader's Wrath" has struck. Over half of the population has been completely whiped out, including all of the males except yourself. The village is in pieces, people are lost, they need faith. But you can't give it to them. They don't trust you anymore, you're nothing. You've been stripped of your title, and now elections for the new leader of the town are being held.

* You lost your leadership rank.
* All previous dubs requests have been cancelled.
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>>702663712
Well what the fuck do we do now OP
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>>702663712
Fuck this shit, if dubs, suicide.
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>>702663712
I force women to reproduce with me and the remaining underage boys
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>>702663712
Become the local heroin dealer
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>>702663712
Shit all over the food and water supplies and make it inedible.
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>>702663712
Rape the survivors
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>>702663509
>asking 4chan to stop being degenerates
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>>702663864
reroll
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>>702663712
Start a radical Islamic terrorist group and distribute Allah and crack
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>>702663877
Plus it made you waste that dub
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>>702663712
Go on a killing spree
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look around and scavenge for dead bodies.
rape said bodies.
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Roll for radical Islamic group
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>>702663712
son of a bitch OP keeps fucking us over
he basically did shit people asked before, now this...
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>>702663977
WINRAR
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>>702663977
winrar unfortunately
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>>702663977
Ok
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>>702663977
WINRAR OP

Most likely course of action for us now
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>>702663712
beat up the women cuz your a strong guy and make yourself fuhrer of the village
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Give guns to the inner city youth
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Roll for Islamic group
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>>702663977

If you can't have what you want, nobody can. You equip your sharp knife, and go on a killing spree. You cut down the remaining half of the village. Everywhere is blood, guts and dead bodies, you've truely done it you think. Feeling quite proud of yourself, you head towards the town hall, and enter it. Inside you find the kind beautiful woman from the start, the only person who treated you correctly, and like a human.

You walk in with your knife equipped and blood all over your hands. She looks straight at you.
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>>702663712
Maybe find a witch or shit and use fucking magic to save the village or atleast my shitty reputation?
Thats, like the only thing that can save us now
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Refuse to give up leadership by blowing up a building in the name of allah
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>>702663712
Fuck you OP, I earned those dubs fair and square.

>>702663977
If dubs, round up the women and attack a smaller village for men. Also to steal their lolis.
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>>702664265
Fuck the chick and make her put on cat ears.
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Kill every woman over 18 and force the remainder to bathe in the elders blood, and perform blowjobs on you every hour on the hour, while in the meantime they must perform oral sex on one another for your viewing pleasure
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>>702664276
rerl
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>>702664265
enlist her as a partner and start pillaging other nearby villages
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Sacrifice her to Lord Satan
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>>702664265
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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>>702664265
Wake up inside the cage you started in and relies that it was all a dream
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>>702664265
make her fall in love with you, have children with her
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>>702664265
surprise nigger gangbang
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>>702664276
pl
es
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>>702664444
winrar
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>>702664265
and then i knock her out, drag her out in the woods and wait for 2 weeks, doing nothing sexual - cont.
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>>702664444

HOLY WINRAR
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>>702664444
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>>702664276
rerul
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>>702664444
quints outpower all
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>>702664444
Well shit
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>>702664276
reroll
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>>702664276
roll
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>>702664563
Those are quads, faggot
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>>702664563
thats quads nigger
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>>702664276
re-roll
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>>702664444
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>>702664276
please
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>>702664453
re-roll
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FINISH THE GAME OP
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tha feel when retards basically destroyed the game
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>>702664444

With your inner demonic abilities, you summon a warp gate to cthulhu's dark land, you push her into the portal and sacrifice her to the dark lord himself. She is gone. There's no bringing her back.

You are now completely alone. In a village full of dead, half naked women.
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>>702664977
Fuck the dead, half naked women
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>>702664732
>>702664453
roll
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>>702664977
Bodies are still fun
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>>702664977
Your character than an hero's
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>>702664977
Raise the dead and conquer a new village
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>>702665075
Rollin
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equip yourself at the armoury with the finests swords and armor. And take the road to another part of your story.
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>>702664977 disasemble their bodies and make giant beast with 10 heads 5arms ant 8vaginas
I use dark magic to summon it to life
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>>702665166
WINRAAAAAAAAR
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>>702665224
roll
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>>702665166
Good idea
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>>702657557
impregnante all the women and sacrifice the babies to a wizard for a dragon.
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>>702665235
reroll so hard
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>>702664455
Kinda weak, but trip dubs...
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>>702665326
A little late to the party there bud.
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>>702665235
rerolll
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>>702665235
do that plese
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>>702665166
Noice one m8
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After multiple sexual encounters with people, your dick has managed to construct a variety of different marks, and scuffs. Through these an infection has gotten through, and spread to the rest of your body. It's a serious disease that cannot be cured. Your life flashes before your eyes, and you drop dead, laying there silently with the rest of the village.

Conclusion:

All the rape and anger wasn't worth it. You could of done something useful yet you decided to have a negative impact on the world like all other humans. This could of been a creative, and unique experience but due to the vile minds of you individuals, that hasn't happened. Everyone is now dead because of humans. You could of done so much more, but now, it's all over. Thanks for playing!
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>>702665538
;-;
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>>702665538
pls make RPG game id buy it
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>>702665538
>>702665411
>fuck you op, i just got dubs
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>>702665538 what exactly were you expecting?
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>>702665538
But.... my army of the dead.... I sacrificed the women i loved to Chutulu...
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wow, b,
you just proved that you are basically b- bunch of retards
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>>702657557
I want a new thread
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>>702662207
roll
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>>702662913
>traffic events of Harold
he wasn't in a car accident OP
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>>702667186
me too
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