Drawthread: God tier artists edition!
someone thought it should be like a cat-bird.... a bird with the head of a cat...
but it's all kind of valid. aliens do tend to look weird
Do you mind not samefagging?
My dick is 33cm long and it is fact because i'm posting it on the internet
yeah, but you're telling us this on /b/, so we shouldn't believe you.
yeah... but... /b/ is on the internet so check mate atheist
Probably around average, take your guess.
Here you go.
I'm not doing pokemon requests.
Ech anime shit. I will do it but I won't like it.
Aww, thanks UuU
I can't but i'll put my bet on above average
also wanting to know other people pee pee size aren't healthy at all
Here, Ta da!
Buffalos are fucking hard to draw
Still taking requests
Not yet anon, we can only hope he get's hospitalised and criticises and curses the doctor for ridding him of his vagina.
in the flesh
maybe he have that futa horse cock size, only way to find out is kidnap him
Still a little homo
Yeah, it was my ex dick. too bad i can get my hands on a knife
How are you?
Unless you're in middle school size doesn't matter. I'm a faggot and I've had better times with smaller dudes who knew how to use it. Having a bigger dick is worthless if you're a virgin/don't know what the hell you're doing.
I stop caring about size since first time i know how painful it is
CIS male scum
he is in my head cannon, also wanna take my v card?
Stahp. Ur tryna fuk up my Labor day stahpit.
Kek, can u elaborate? U have me curious bazzel.
Can I get a request pretty please?
No angry anons, thank you very much.
Draw this vocaloid-looking-girl outfit
workin on a lotta stuff off thread, storylines, design, practice, general world building and a lot of work on a dice game ive been making called 4gate
I'm probably on his "to fuck" lists but... it is impossible
I'm almost there, which is suck because muh puberty is hitting me and take muh "feminine" feature away
Requesting Portia Demwiddy (the Poodle girl of arthur)
while she was taking a shower
Naw I feel u man, I don't wanna go to work tomorrow either. Wat do u do?
It's like a reflection of how he sees the universe, so yea I guess punches by a clown is pretty accurate actually.
Dam that's pretty sharp of u, anon.
Bazzel, u kno? U ever see Austin powers?
Serious question for artists.
I am designing a board game and it is coming aling nicely. In the near future I would like to find someone om craigslist to create some art for the box and cards.
What should I expect for a fair price?
here, have some tits i once drew for an app "color my boobs" kek
I do the same thing. It's so shitty wen they hand u extra work, and u think to urself, wtf this isn't part of my job bitch..
But watever u do it anyway.
Wat would u rather do?
No I have not seen that movie because it has no gender diversity!
Did you see any helicopters have a main roll?
That's because the media is full of biggot who don't want the world to change its views.
Im gonna post such a long update on my Tumblr about this,sic scum!
(Rotor spins angrily)
In all seriousness though,i loved that movie,still good to this day.
>what a fuckin beta
No one want to travel across the world and fuck some NEET chink, also if he is taken it probably gonna be open relationship anyway becuase he is non monogamous
and he can find someone much much better
>someone missed me
See either you offer a portion of what each copy makes or you pay a fee upfront. With the smallish run you're talking about I'd probably just pay them upfront. Once you get past maybe 100 units it's easier just to pay someone a percentage.
The lowest you usually see for a character sketch is usually $5 and I guess the board would be about $20. Depending on how intricate and the colors..You're probably looking at $150-300 depending on skill level.
I'll try my hand at anything thrown at me, might take a bit but I can still shit out some gold I think
>No one want to travel across the world and fuck some NEET chink, also if he is taken it probably gonna be open relationship anyway becuase he is non monogamous
>and he can find someone much much better
well, you want to get fucked, so earn some money, and ask if he wants to cover some of finances, and be on your way, book airplanes tickets few months before on your vacation, stay at his place if he agrees, stay for one week, and lie to your parents you are going to see some art exhibition of an artist you respect, and you saved enough money just to do that, and stay at some cheap hotel. And you are good to go. But well, first ask sergal, i bet he wouldn't like surprise of this type.
Lowest it would probably get done for is $100. Don't skimp on the art because if you just pay someone a low amount it's not going to be consistent. $300 is kind of high but I don't really know what style you're shooting for. One might also pay like half of the fee upfront and then the rest when the job is finished/money is made.
You're welcome and good luck.
Glad ! Um well... Life, and stuff. I had a "pause" with interactions but i have to back into "society" tomorrow, this does not please me, but i have tooooo
U kno wat ur right anon. At best there was a helicopter crash. I like ur rotors anon~ they should be in more movies.
I've been getting into that habit too now. Not the sad part but the anime part. I'm sorry u feel down at home sometimes m8. Wat do u watch? I've been trying to watch food wars. The chef one that's being made still. It's silly.
Food wars is pretty great actually! I also have been trying to get into that mob psycho 100 anime. And I guess I get sad because I do not really have a lot to do at home. It's just better than being at work.
i don't like violence.
thanks and sorry.
Just wanting to chill.
What's up you all?
Oh hey you. Whaddup?
>I have only heard about you
I'll put my bet on bad thing and bad meme
also nice to meet you too
Thing been alright, just a little short on money because I CAN'T DESPOIT MONEY FROM PAYPAL since my mom lost my ATM card and refuse to make a new one for me.
kek, that probably took me a lot of time if i decide to save up money for v card vacation
taking sfw requests for a lil bit
just don't overthink it and you'll be fine, keep your mind occupied with other stuff
Also. Howdy in general! Long no see on these threads.
>kek, that probably took me a lot of time if i decide to save up money for v card vacation
stop being such a pussy, that's like two months of hard work and saving, and choosing a right ticket. Assuming sergal would take you in. i am trying to help here.
Kaenbyou Rin but as this cat with fire reflecting in her eyes
Yea I find it funny, like wen u catch on to how it ends every time and u see an old dude end up being one of the tasters, I'm like Aw. If u don't have much to do at home u can find a hobby? U should go to the movies or visit ur cousin or something.
Ur the only helicopter in my life, is that racist to say?
I wonder what would you look like without freckle? Also draw lewd moar
Just don't call your other friend and we are totally fine
im running on pain killers today. its an up and down. and i drank alot ... i heard its important.
you are doing good?
Hey u, nice draw. Nothing much, u were the one who went camping right? Or r u another pencil artist?
Hello drawthread. Been about 5 months since I've frequented the drawthreads. What's changed? Who's new? Who left?
I'm new, guess my name is TSW, I just started yesterday, and I still have no idea what I'm getting into, but hey
Change is baaaaad
Sh/SHI here. The weird-bum snout avatar faggot here. I am the camping person. Yeah! (It was lots of fun by the way!)
Working on this, fucked up some line art earlier.
I am sort of a frequent bypassing paperfag over the last 6-7 months.
So yeuh. Welcome back!... Uh...
How can I name you, kinda not aware of your name.
ahh.. look like my reputation wasn't that bad c:
because i am social retard will lowest possible self esteem and social anxiety
ye, but it not a problem. it just for snack and my other stuff anyway
SHI, YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD. requesting a hug
>that's like two months of hard work and saving
minium wage here is 10 dollars for 8 hours
I'd rather stay home and do commissions
I would be lying if i say i don't agree
spamfag and his anons
And yellow fag
I see, I see. No problem for me. Just be safe.
Sure. Give me a moment, also! I am really happy to see ya' around here too!
He is a faggot furry, do the math. Requests is another thing.
Okay, that is kinda rad. I may do it.
Oh shit, gomen, I just want to be frends wit a chopper!
I just got back from camping too. I was cold at night. Didn't have anyone to cuddle.
>get gud at art
I'm trying~ anon~
Yes, if it fur and it will cost you one kiss one cheeks and 2 head pat
Here, i erased the freckles... I look so plain... Give em back... ;;;;
HEY ! I drew so much lewd (a lot for me, at least) recently
I don't know if i will today, but i'll try drawing them more~
hope this works for you
i'm not one to be talking, but for real. if you are good enough for people to request commissions, it can work nicely as a side job.
>50% of earth's species will be gone in the next 100 years
when were you when shroomed up scientist man foretold our inevitable end
That's too expensive, how about just 2 butt pats
oh, that sounds cool. i hope you made the best of your day
well, humans can be strange. its never easy to deal with them. just trying to cheer you a little
Cold is for the weak. Real men sleep in ice. (Okayno... I had no one to cuddle either, too bad...)
it can be.
i think i'm decent enough to get commission from people for my full work but i need to expose myself more
Is that a request?
the masters of shillers earn 150$~500$ for a single piece of fur shit. And rarely they spend more time than 6 hours on those, when they draw just so much of it it's automatic, same as EHG or pin draws their avatars. Not saying about some extreme cases where the price skyrockets to 1k$+
I didn't have ice, just wind chill and a hole in my sweater.
How about just the tip?
I bet more than half of all you mammals and extra dimensional/planetary creatures didn't even know Apache helicopter was a gender/race.
Pathetic, living beings are so stupid.
Except for>>702663625, he's pretty chill.
I DEMAND SLARK DICK
im already leaving for wonderland ... or is it the matrix ... its hard to tell with all the green around
We should all do really serious Sonichu drawings and I will send them to Chris and post on a drawthread if he replies.
doggo for anon yesterday. doing requests for a bit
Yeh get it, blushkun.
Hhhrrrmmmhhh, ya kno don't take this the wrong way but uuh, I have this other chopper fren, and she wants to go to the movies around that tiiime and I already said yeeess, so.. maybe next time? Huh pachy?
Not much, had a nice slow day in the sun.
Nah, he's getting enough attention as it is.
Supercute style - I really liked your take on the wolf god and the running natives.
>implying that isn't the literal rarest of cases
c'mon, anon, even I've never seen a nigga charging more than $150 for a picture!
... But I supposed I might be jewing out as well if people would pay it ;^)
Dammit, decaf, It's too early to yiff
Best doggo is soft cat doggo.
I slept almost naked in my sleeping bag, I regret that afterwards. Don't do it when it cools really quickly.
>c'mon, anon, even I've never seen a nigga charging more than $150 for a picture!
>... But I supposed I might be jewing out as well if people would pay it ;^)
go to s/fur, you can find few there who are braging how they paid 150$ or more for their oc to be drawn.
Ugh... furries really are the worst. I thought the /b/ furs would have more sense at least.
Pretty good. Can't go wrong starting the day with coffee. Think I'll try painting something today.
i think i took the wrong pill. where did it even come from ...
Well sometimes the quiet is really nice.
Anon I don't know where that has been.
Depends on the request, maybe.
Do it! Trying something new is a lot of fun.
That's not how it works, dear...
yeah, like any other type of work, no advertisement means no business
of course man, it was fun to draw
Umm how can a helicopter be Female?
That is preety suspicious of you to say something untrue out of nowhere.
Helicopters can't fit in theaters,we are too big and windy.
Also joystick as in you can ride me once.
Ya - I'be been boosted with vitamin-D, and now I'm having OJ so I can be boosted with vitamin-C too.
I don't even want coffee!
What you good at drawing?
Pretty gay still
Blatantly ripping the wacky adventure time style, which is gay to begin with 2/10
Just unimaginably gay
Juggling synchronized cum squirting dicks that are gravicentrically laser sighted to cumblast directly to your uvula
Kek/10 nigga looks retarded
No longer cute/10
Hello individual of sentience. how are you today?
I figured. I just wanted to play along.
Holy shit. That is amazing.
That looks like on of those Simpson memes from tumblr. Who-aah.
Generally. But we still get a mix of it all here.
though their stupidity does tend to get called out here as it wouldn't in their usual places. /b/ can be counted on to be /b/ and all
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY (YOU) YA GOD DAMN COCK SMOKER
thank god I can still rely on /b/
I am just fine.
I actually sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter and and am flying over the city,enjoying the feeling that humans cannot fly by themselves and need our assistance just to get in the air.
I'm an alien lifeform come to steal your precious bodily fluids! ack ack ack.
I-it was so tiny i l-lost it... Ha !
THAT'S A PENIS!
You'll never know, angry Anon.
OH GOD! IT'S PAGE TEN COMING UP!